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[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

you are so whimsical i qant to check out this mdzs (..??) because of your whimsical nature thank you sorry im very high and your art moved me emotionally

This is simultaneously the sweetest and funniest thing someone has sent me, thank you.

[adyathevar]

LOCATION: Anywhere WHOMST: Anyone (open, no cap!) WHEN: Anytime

"You think Richard Starr knew that his toupée was on backwards this morning or d'you think was it a stylistic choice? At least he seems excited for Pride this weekend."

[kabr0ztrousers]

I have a request for some Slime MILF x male reader smut. Take full advantage of the Slime MILF's malleability. Have her wrap herself around the reader while she's getting railed from behind.

Content: Maledom & Femsub. Older woman/younger man. MILF. Tongue kissing. Malleable/stretchy. Rough sex. Unrealistic sex. Deep penetration. Doggy style. Male & female orgasm. Aftercare.

Kabr0z Writes episode 113: Slime Time

Find the rest of the Kabr0z Writes anthology here!

AO3!

CWs: age difference; slime; penetrative sex; enthusiastic consent;

A/N: Wow, someone knew what they wanted! Hopefully I'll do it justice, but this is the completely unedited porn anthology, so we'll see how things develop!

Once again, I remind you all that this operation runs on requests and suggestions! I won't shame you if it's one I don't do, and hey you might get a shoutout if it's one that's particularly juicy 🤤

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You awoke. Something was in your tent. The dark made it hard to see, but a shape was definitely moving by your knapsack. You took up your sword, probably a badger or something, you'd drive it off and get back to bed. You gave it a tap with the flat of the blade, hoping to scare off whatever it was. Instead of scurrying away, it sat up.

The flap of the tent blew open, and a beam of moonlight illuminated the intruder. She was a purple slime. Clearly she'd seen a woman, and decided that's the form she'd take. Long legs, large breasts, a bit of a belly, and long hair, if you could call it that. You breathed a sigh of relief.

Purple slimes aren't dangerous. In fact, if she was a badger, she'd probably be more of a danger to you. As it was, she just started at you, lumps of hard tac gradually breaking apart in her jelly-like matrix. You don't know what it was precisely. Maybe how her semi-transparent body refracted the moonlight, maybe how the curves of her waist caught your eye, maybe because you'd been on the road for two weeks without a companion, but as you looked at her, and she returned your gaze, you knew what you both wanted.

Your hand dipped into your bag, finding the wax paper wrapped biscuits she'd gotten into and offering her one. She took it from you, absorbing the hard square into herself where it hung in her goo. She placed a cool hand on your wrist and pulled you outside into the moonlit forest where you'd made camp. You stood, hand in hand, staring at one another in the silvery moonlight. You searched her face, trying to divine what she was thinking.

She kissed you.

You kissed back

She slid one hand down your belly, feeling the muscle under your skin, sliding under your waistband to surround your cock. A slippery tendril probed against your lips, seeking to push into your mouth as she massaged your shaft.

You pushed her off you, turning her around and bending her over. Your pants fell from your waist as you stepped up, pressing the head of your cock against the slime-woman's crotch, fingers sinking into her hips as you squeezed. You thrust, the soft ooze giving way for you, enveloping you up to your hilt. A gasp escaped your lips as the cool fluid coated you, massaging your shaft as you picked up speed.

She wasn't just taking it, you felt as her legs started to envelop yours, as her round ass flowed over your skin, coating you in her fluid, stopping you being able to pull out even if you wanted to. The slime slid under your foreskin, probing at your hole as it enveloped your ass and started flowing up towards your chest. Her upper body had lost some definition, material moving towards you, giving you enough to grab and hump into as she pleasured you back.

A feeler probed your asshole, a tiny amount sliding in, then expanding on the other side, easing your tight sphincter open as she toed with you. Deeper she went, sliding in until she found your prostate. Waves of sensation flowed over you as she filled you deeper. Your head started to swim, your heart beat out of your chest. You could feel precum starting to leak out of you as she probed at you, pressure building in your pelvis, travelling up from the base of your cock until you were a throbbing, thrusting mess, hands fully engulfed in the slime they were gripping at, grunting and growling as you fucked her.

One last push on your throbbing gland drove you to your release. Thick ropes of pearly cum shot out of you, suspended in the purple ooze that coated your body. She milked it out of you effortlessly, pulsing and squeezing over your throbbing cock until you were spent.

You sat on the grass, watching as the woman reformed in front of you, lying with her head on your lap, your twitching, flaccid cock still stuck in her comforting slime. You twitched as she played with your tip, cleaning every drop of cum off you.

You lay back, looking up at the stars as she cooed gently. You always love making new friends on the road

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This one took longer than expected, I wonder if you can see where the break is?

Either way, Anon, thanks for the request! Remember, dear reader, if you have any ideas for stories, scenarios, sequels or what ifs, let me know! This series still has 250-something parts to go, so I'm grateful of any inspiration you folks want to send my way 😍

[ladybug-makes-warriors-gay]

brambleclaw and my issues with the new prophecy

i recently finished reading through the new prophecy, and. yikes. it was actively a chore to read a lot of the time, especially in the later books. a LOT of the plots and decisions the authors and characters made were frustrating and just bad. there were things about tnp that i liked, but they were heavily outweighed by my irritation at everything else.

before i go into it, i just want to say that this post will not be going into the tribe of rushing water and the racism and native american stereotypes present there. those are very important issues, which i will be delving into in a separate post.

first of all, i know a lot of people do not enjoy the earlier travelling books and the amount of walking happening in them. honestly, that didn't bother me too much. i felt like they did a decent job of having enough interesting character moments and interactions that i wasn't really paying attention to it.

crowfeather is one of my big issues with tnp. as a character, i think he's interesting and mostly well done, if a bit annoying sometimes. i wish they had explored his motivations a bit more. however, as a part of two separate romances that i either don't care about or actively dislike, i'm not a fan.

crowfeather and feathertail are one of those couples that are honestly just there. i think you can read interesting things into their relationship if you consider feathertail's experiences in a shadow in riverclan, but as they are in tnp they're just kind of boring. they're a device to make us care about each of the characters more, and to make it more tragic when she dies.

they're also there so stormfur can be mad at them and get over it because he has a crush of squirrelflight that comes out of nowhere and immediately disappears a couple chapters in to his pov. for some reason. this is an especially stupid plot that i think is absolutely pointless. it does nothing for his character and makes us dislike him for being mad at feathertail for no reason, and then immediately becomes irrelevant when he meets brook two seconds later. they didn't even have any weird love triangle or even any conflict with brambleclaw and squirrelflight, either.

stormfur and brook are also a couple that just exists so that stormfur has a love interest and a reason to stay with the tribe. she has zero personality besides "cute" and "interested in stormfur" and contributes more to the native american stereotypes (which, again, i will get into in another post). she does become slightly more interesting in the later books, but it would have been nice to see something else in the earlier ones as well.

back to crowfeather, it would have been a fine end to his arc to grieve for feathertail, name himself after her, and have to readjust to clan life. however, leafpool needs her forbidden romance (for some reason. please please please erins can we just have one prominent medicine cat who doesn't have a secret affair? yellowfang was the og and the only one that was fine, it got old immediately after that and just continues to be worse) so she gets shoved together with him. they have literally no chemistry. the only times they interact before getting together leafpool is annoyed by him and has zero romantic feelings of any kind. the only thing even resembling buildup is cinderpelt warning leafpool about him on a couple occasions where she genuinely was not interested in him and/or wasn't even looking for him. then crowfeather confesses to her and she's immediately in love with him?? like what?? their relationship after that isn't even shown on screen at all. the only scene we get of them being together and in a relationship is in leafpool's wish. after the entirety of tnp is already over. it's ridiculous.

one thing that i do think was done well about that situation was leafpool feeling isolated and left out by the couples and romance around her. that was actually interesting and good setup, but i think that would have been much better suited to be taken in a different direction. leafpool could have thought she was in love with crowfeather because of her desire for romance and affection, or that he was her only chance to get any of those things. she might have realized when they left the clans that she doesn't actually want this, or crowfeather might have pressured her into leaving so they wouldn't be found out. that angle would be significantly more interesting than their pointless and boring romance that we don't actually see any of. i also think that in this scenario, leafpool would be aromantic, and might just be sexually attracted to crowfeather and mistaking that for romance.

the other option i see is for leafpool to run away with mothwing instead, or at least have a forbidden romance with her instead of crowfeather. they have so so so so so so so so so much more chemistry, and an actually established relationship with on-screen time together. even if mothwing wouldn't abandon her clan, leafpool might have gone to riverclan and midnight could have come there to get help or warn them about the badgers.

my biggest issue with tnp is brambleclaw. in the earlier books, he's fine. he's a pretty standard protagonist who does pretty standard things, like argue with someone who he thinks is annoying and doubt everything he's ever known because he's in warrior cats and that's what they do to their protagonists. i don't really like the way he treats squirrelflight, but she's usually just as much to blame for their trouble as he is.

however, the moment that hawkfrost is introduced, he becomes unbearable. he doubts squirrelflight's intentions and constantly blames her valid concerns on his dad, when she has never and will never think that he's evil because his dad was evil. he does not listen when she tries to talk to him about hawkfrost like a normal person, and dismisses her attempts to make up or start a conversation about it. once he has decided that their issues are her fault, he becomes incredibly awful to her at every opportunity, taking out his power as a warrior when she's an apprentice and his assigned deputy powers once she becomes a warrior. he constantly harasses her and ashfur, when he is just trying to make sure brambleclaw isn't awful to her every second of every day.

even when hawkfrost is part of mudclaw's coup and mudclaw tells him what hawkfrost's intentions were, even when he literally trains with him under their evil dad, brambleclaw trusts his half-brother he barely knows over his best friend/love interest who he's known literally his whole life and went on a life-changing journey with. he also. trains with his evil dad. when the whole time he's been accusing squirrelflight, baselessly, of thinking he's like his dad. and somehow thinks that it's fine and harmless???????? even when tawnypelt tries to snap him out of it????? he is ridiculous and stupid and downright abusive.

on top of all this, when he and squirrelflight finally make up, he never apologizes. never! not once. they have a whole thing where brambleclaw is like "i'm glad we're so close again that we just know the other so well we don't have to apologize or even talk about our previous mistakes or acknowledge that they happened at all", which is patently stupid and and horrible to squirrelflight, again. no wonder squirrelflight doesn't trust him enough to tell him about leafpool's kits. also the fact that firestar forgives him for almost being influenced into murdering him so quickly is ridiculous. he should not go unpunished for that, let alone be allowed to continue to be deputy!

in conclusion, brambleclaw is stupid and forbidden romances are stupid and the new prophecy is just bad. in a lot of respects. not in all of them, but many.

[altarfates]

touches screen with my paw. please know that you are always welcome to send me asks prompted or unprompted idm and also sending me double messages is also cool bc I have adhd and I don’t remember to reply sometimes 😔

[fadewalking]

Here is a short starter/plotting call for any new mutuals coming in. (Don't forget to specify which muse you want something from).

[ronanceautistic]

also honestly about that last reblog I'm gonna say something so brave. and maybe this is skewed by nancy brain rot because that girl cannot communicate for shit but honestly? mike is actually not terrible at being emotionally available. people act like he is because they want him so badly to be closet gay which like, fine whatever, but they act like he canonically is never open or honest or anything and that he's a bad person if he isn't gay.

like he definitely makes mistakes and could handle emotional situations better but goddamn the kid is a fourteen year old boy in 1986 cut him some slack. before el gets arrested he really tries to make amends with her, hear her side of the story, and sure he doesn't automatically fix her entire bullying issue after one conversation but literally who would be able to do that? let alone a 14 year old boy who cannot possibly understand what life is like for her. but he honestly really tries.

while they're packing to leave lenora he makes amends with will and opens up about how much he's missed him. again... these are fourteen year old boys.

like idk. he's a good and well written character to me because he is someone who genuinely tries with the people he cares about and still gets it wrong sometimes. he's a kid who's learning! who's had an absolute metric ton of emotional trauma to handle all at the same time. and the people that act like his sexuality is gonna make or break his character are honestly so bold to claim they even like him in the first place.

[ivanhoe1820]

Nothing will ever be funnier to me than, in the Good Omens book, after Adam and the Them defeat the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, and Satan is coming, and Crowley and Aziraphale think they're going to both die horribly, and they decide that if they're going to die they're at least going to die cool, and they throw out their wings and join hands and brandish their respective weapons and march over to fight the literal, actual devil with Shadwell for some reason, and then Adam just...mutters something under his breath and Satan himself just...vanishes. Poof. Nothing. Mr. Young appears and Crowley and Aziraphale are just left standing there.

And then they just go and get drunk.

[camellcat]

I genuinely HATE xillow on the show. on my first watch I screamed and ew-ed every time they got a little too flirty, and then full on closed my eyes and cringed when they actually kissed. I hate it so very much. I adore every single aspect about their relationship except them actually "going somewhere" with it

but the xillow in my head? the xillow in my head. the xillow in my h

[nonintegrity]

hello hello everybody! i'm just hopping in here to let you know that things caught up to me after i got off hiatus; for now, i'm going to have to drop all of my threads and connections (unless i'm actively plotting with you rn and/or message you!!) since i'm gonna revamp daehyun's wanted connections page! i need to keep his connections straighter in my head, so i'm gonna go in and make separate pages for his connections with individual muses. in the meantime, for some lighthearted, first meeting/connection-free, jumping-off-point starters, please ♥ this post! capping at 5 for now ;)

[maerps]

discord writing, perhaps?

[mislamicpearl]

Another random conversation with my sisters about Disney movies (paraphrased)

Sister 1: Come up with a new Disney movie right now.

Sister 2: So there's a princess

Me: Already off to a bad start. Enough princesses.

Sister 2: Fine, a prince

Sister 1: That's better.

Me: We haven't had a prince main character. I mean except maybe Aladdin.

Sister 2: His name is Hans

Sister 1: Now it's back to being bad.

Sister 2: Let me finish! Okay so it's a brother story, it's like, it's like genderbent Frozen, instead of sister angst it's brother angst

Sister 1: We already have genderbent Frozen, it's Brother Bear

Me: How dare you compare Brother Bear to Frozen.

Sister 2: Also no it's really not.

Sister 1: Pick a good movie to genderbend.

Sister 2: Okay so it's genderbend Mulan

Me: So he disguises himself as a woman to fight in the war because they wouldn't let him?

Sister 2: No he disguises as a woman so he can STAY from the war, he doesn't want to fight.

Sister 2: And he teaches the women how to be better women.

Me: That's... not what Mulan did.

Sister 1: Oh wait, there was a Disney movie about a prince besides Aladdin. The Lion King. Boom.

[maxmoffs]

DEDICATED TO MY COMICS PALS FINALLY . to all the comics , marvel and dc comics and original characters comics based muses , that have followed me over the past few weeks since i established wanda + the blog but have yet to ( finally ) write and interact with . *grabby hands* THIS IS SPECIFICALLY JUST FOR YOU ! i am so sorry it took me so long to @ all of you , now that i finally am properly active and have a good flow of writing instead of yapping, and because i want to give her justice in the comics , i just wanted to finally be settled to write wanda in her main portrayal when it comes to yall , which is comics , ps, ive been wanting to use this banner since i edited it uwu .

consider this a major permanent interactions call , by liking this lets me know you are interested in keeping a constant connection with wanda ! ! ! this also means that you are also always welcome to send me memes/prompts as you please , by liking this also ALLOWS me , and your permission for me to approach you with random starters , prompts or plotting whenever i see fit when an idea sparks , a connection is forseen via interactions ! cant wait to annoy you with her sass and chaos comic wanda with her soon !! <3

[bccksmarts]

would y'all be mad if I go ape shit and reply to a lot of stuff rn or

[cutestotakugoonate]

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🍭 Just 'cause I wear ribbons and act like a sweet baby doll... Doesn’t mean I don’t wanna be used like a toy. In fact... I love it. 💌 This blog is full of frills, but don’t get it twisted— I encourage NSFW messages. I crave being teased, owned, bossed around, ruined. I’m a bratty babygirl that likes to test her limits... So please, test them. Break me if you want~ 💕 ✨ Ddsm, toxic obsession, being controlled, being treated like a little thing— I’m into all of it. All of it. The darker and more taboo, the better. Im an lover for anything icky and gross!! <33 💞 No kink shaming here. I like when it's messy, unhinged, possessive, twisted. I want to be someone's favorite plaything and filthy secret. 🎀 So yes, message me. Confess to me. Flirt. Corrupt. Control. I’m a soft little doll—meant to be handled by cruel hands. 🍬 Just make sure you’re for me!! when you do it, okay?

Though if you wanna be friends Moot me!!

[bumblingbabooshka]

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