#otp: Fuck you... literally

[wistfulwatcher]

EMILY & HOTCH DANCING in 7.24 RUN

[coprolite-moment]

more o' these (now with lizard injured edition!)

[dumplingsjinson]

List of “out of pocket shit I have said over text, turned into dialogue because why not?” prompts 

“Imagine getting the cops called on you because you were rawdogging in your own home with your curtains open. I’d levitate out of embarrassment.” (I messaged this to my friends today, and I'm not going to give context on why, and it's the reason why I decided to compile this list soooo)

“On a scale of one to ten, how fucked are we, realistically?” 

“It’s not singing in the shower anymore if I slip and fall, it’s turning into a rendition of dying in the shower.” 

“We were just fucking around and finding out… And ended up finding out too hard.” 

“Not the meowntal illness. Your honour, that should be classified as a slur.” 

“The hike I took with my family today reminded me of the hike we took that day to that fuckass island YOU wanted to go to. You know, the one where I had to witness some guy sunbathing their fucking cheeks which were hanging out of their swimmers, after about a thousand hours of walking.”

“He can fuck himself with his pegging kit or some shit.”

“…I’m gonna end it all right now, I left my dildo and my lube in the bathroom and my mum found it—”

“Why does retail need references, LITERALLY NO ONE FUCKING CARES—”

“If God was real then he wouldn’t have let this happen!” (Sorry to all of my religious people out there LMFAO-) 

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[charlieconwayy]

the stages of saying  — “i love you” (insp.)

[timothyslucy]

wait... why has it only just dawned on me that the layout and entire design of tim's house is completely different??? so when he said "look i know it's late, and i don't have much in the way of food" that obviously means he must've moved recently. god i'm so slow lol.

[pestorik]

if you see this and are an ao3 writer, STOP OVERTAGGING

[clownakai]

Akam Princess Mononoke AU with Shuuichi as Ashitaka and Rei as San. That is all

[thawthebeez]

i love reading haikyuu tiktok shipping discourse comment sections. it's so entertaining seeing so many people with such bad taste.

[04tenno]

There may be more faceclaims in Gaiden than you expect!

All prominent members of the Watase Family shown so far co-star with Motomiya and Yamaguchi in the Nihon Touitsu (Unification of Japan) franchise as members of Yamazaki Ichimon.

Nihon Touitsu is produced and written by Motomiya and was hugely influential in the making of Gaiden according to Yokoyama (notably, Shishido and Tsuruno were written as role- and personality-swaps of Motomiya and Yamaguchi's Nihon Touitsu characters), so check it out if you can!

[thank-god-and-you]

RAINBOW HONOURS MEDIA MOMENT OF THE YEAR 2025: SUKI AND EVE'S WEDDING.

[fatimagic]

ship tag game

rules: without naming them, post a gif of ten of your favorite ships, then tag ten people to do the same.

thank you for tagging me, @trying-to-get-somewhere-real! i love tag games like this, it just took me forever to do this one because i had to narrow it down to my top 10. if anyone can guess the soap ships, please interact, i need more soap mutuals on this site.

i'm tagging @dameronpo, @cassiopeiasara, @wise1rabbity, @mslyragw, and anyone else who wants to play (just tag me!).

[arminthada]

I've tried everything, Shan. I've taken off the sight. I've tried shooting the empty backstop, shooting closer ranger, blindfolded... It seems to help… but once it comes to shooting at a target. I still can't shoot at it. If I can't even shoot this, then I can forget about joining the National Team. I'm afraid, Shan. If I can't shoot anymore, if I really can't shoot, what will I do? Fame, calm down. The internet says that many people overcome it. I'm sure that you'll be able to shoot like before.

Project S: Shoot! I Love You (2017) dir. Cook Tanida Hantaweewatana

[kori-senpai]

HOI im still on the ground crying and gazing at ur art ;w;w;w; but i wanted to ask if it's alright if i link ur art in the notes of grapevine!!! 🧡🧡

Haha, yes of course!! I'd be honored beyond measure ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧₊˚

Im happy you liked the drawings. I heard so many horror stories about authors randomly blocking and ignoring fan artist and that's why it took me so many years to actually draw fanart for something. But your fic just-- ugh. I HAD to! So thank you for giving me the boost to overcome that little fear :))

[inhales-agressively]

AM I SLOW OR OVERTHINKING THIS BUT I JUST REALIZED THE STAR IN WOLFSTAR COMES FROM SIRIUS BEING THE NAME OF THE BRIGHTEST STAR IN THE SKY

in my head this ship is literally sailing with a mf rocket strapped to the mast, Sirius is a star, Remus and the moon, now damn I want to draw them laying together under the night sky has that been done before?

[chai-en-kaadhale]

sharing the word aiyo may just be a coincidence between india and china but me personally i think they should kiss

[goldenflowers]

🥺🥺🥺🥺