#otp: im not about to let her go

[novasjaneway]

Thinking about this, both janeway and seven traveled back in time to save each other and that has got to be the most romantic ride or die relationship on voyager, both willing to die for each other too

[imunbreakabledude]

(me putting off working on the long-ago outlined but not yet finished scenes of elena finally meeting maeve's dad): but... what about ANNIE meeting maeve's dad? ... honestly can't decide if she'd try sooo hard to like him or sooo hard to hate him. the true secret third option is annie would never meet him because in a maeveannie universe maeve can NOT go through the specific emotional journey it would take to consider ending her estrangement with him... (clarification: it is not maevelena endgame that makes maeve capable of reconciling with her father. it's actually... ashley.)

[bunnyboy-juice]

i stg medical professionals take an oath to ensure every patient they come in contact with endures maximum mental anguish over nothing.

[osaemu]

GOJO SATORU: ❛❛ FINDERS KEEPERS, LOSERS WEEPERS! ❜❜

.ೃ࿐ streamer!au: the user "gojoslittleslut" tries to make a move on your boyfriend, but she doesn't stand a chance

contents: fem!reader. it's not too serious, nobody gets angry/jealous (except the comments lol). if u haven't already read the other streamer!gojo works u probably should so u understand the dynamic between satoru and his commenters !

author's note: reader is actually a mature person who doesn't pick fights with random ppl on the internet and i think we should all be more like her ꨄ︎

satoru leans back in his chair, idly chatting with people who pop up in his comments after he finishes his last round of the co-op game. his viewers are eager to chat, and some even shoot money satoru's way to draw his attention. whenever someone donates money, he gives them a quick shoutout and has a small back-and-forth with them, and he does that for everyone.

that is, until a user with a questionable username donates to his stream.

gojoslittleslut has donated $100.00!

gojoslittleslut: notice me pls

"shit, a hundred dollars?" satoru says, raising his eyebrows in mild surprise. "thanks, gojoslittl— oh, fuck, what is that?"

you look up from your laptop and see the way your boyfriend's cheeks have gone bright red. satoru laughs a bit nervously, so you get up and walk over, making sure to stay out of sight of the camera. you sit on satoru's desk beside his computer and peer at his screen curiously.

gojoslittleslut: im ur number one fan~

satoru's eyes flicker to yours for a second before he looks back at his monitor. "ah, well, thanks for the donation!" he replies, completely ignoring the user's advances.

suguru-geto: he has a gf ...

gojoslittleslut: yeah

gojoslittleslut: me

you cover your mouth to suppress a giggle, scrunching up your nose at satoru to let him know that you really weren't taking it too seriously. after all, it's just some random person on the internet—they don't stand a chance with your boyfriend. 

satoru reaches over and takes your hand, twining his fingers with yours off-camera. he ignores the sudden burst of comments that litter the corner of his screen, instead watching you intently. in response, you roll your eyes playfully and blow him a kiss, snickering when satoru pretends to faint.

eventually, he turns back to his screen, cerulean eyes doing a quick once-over of his new comments.

toji-fushiguro: ill take his gf any day

inumaki: we know gtfo

gojoslittleslut: toji i get gojo and u take his girl. deal?

toji-fushiguro: bet

"alright guys, settle down," satoru huffs, rolling his eyes. "for the record, i still have a girlfriend and i don't plan on changing that anytime soon," he clarifies, addressing the current feud going on in his comments. 

satoru's a good streamer—he does his best to keep things cordial and lighthearted with his audience, but he also knows his limits. one of his limits involves people trying to separate you and him, his one true pairing (of course satoru's otp is his own relationship).

your boyfriend leans closer to the screen and scowls good-naturedly, holding up the hand still wrapped around yours. "this isn't gonna change, so don't even think about it!"

satoru says his goodbyes and then ends the stream, turning to you with a sigh. "how down bad do you have to be to name yourself 'gojo's little slut?'" he grumbles, clicking through his stream analytics and finding the user. he opens gojoslittleslut's profile and studies it for a moment before hovering his mouse over the block button.

he leans back in his chair and tilting his chin up at you. "she just gave me a hundred dollars, so i kinda feel bad about blocking her," satoru muses, tapping his foot on the floor. he looks up at where you still sit on his desk, twirling a strand of hair around your finger. "c'mere," he mumbles, slipping his hands around your waist and hoisting you into his lap with a soft grunt.

satoru rests his chin on your shoulder and nudges his face into your neck, breath tickling your skin. "you know that i'm all yours, right?"

"of course i do," you murmur, settling into his arms. he's warm and comfortable, like always. satoru smiles warmly and kisses the side of your face, letting his lips linger.

"good. 'cause no fan account's ever gonna change that."

[phantasmatoucan]

Character ask game for mod Owl: I was gonna ask about Smitten, but I'm sure someone else will do that-

So how about instead... tell me about Skeptic. That fluffy bird-

THE FLUFFIEST GUY EVER

[Send Me a Character and I'll List Ask Game]

FAVORITE THING ABOUT THEM

I ABSOLUTELY ADORE HOW INTELLEGENT HE CAN BE, HOW HE CAN COME UP WITH A PRACTICAL PLAN THAT CAN HELP TLQ OUT AND MAKE IT WORK [including also whatever other voice was already there into his plan because im sure he knows he can't do this alone] BUT I ALSO LOOOOVE HOW DUMB HE CAN BE AS WELL AND NOT BECAUSE HES AN IDIOT BUT BECAUSE OF HIS DISTRUST OF OTHERS AND GETTING TOO MUCH IN HIS OWN HEAD THAT HE STARTS MISSING THE POINT OF WHAT THEYRE EVEN DOING, HE NEEDS ANSWERS NO MATTER THE COST, I LIKE TO THINK IF HE HAD SOMETHING LIKE RPG STATS HE WOULD HAVE THEM LIKE 20 INTELECT AND -2 WISDOM, HE HAS A HARD TIME JUDGING THE CHARACTER [in this case the princess] UNLESS HE CAN GUESS WHAT SHES TRYING TO DO, HE DOES CARE ABOUT THE PRINCESS, AFTER ALL HE CAME TO BE BY TRYING TO FREE HER BUT FOR HIM TRYING TO DECIPHER EVERYTHING THATS HAPPENING IN A LOGICAL MANNER COMES FIRST AND FOREMOST, ALSO I LOVE HOW HE CAN ADAPT AS WELL IF PUSHED ENOUGH BY OTHER VOICES, LIKE WHEN PARANOID TOLD HIM ABOUT THE SHACKLES BEING TO RUSTY AND HE GIVES IN INTO PARAS LOGIC, THE SAME WITH HERO IN THE DEN, HE CAN BELIEVE IN THIS HONESTLY ILLOGICAL THINGS BUT HE NEEDS A REASON TO BELIEVE, HE CAN'T JUMP INTO CONCLUSIONS WITHOUT QUESTIONING THEM ITS NOT IN HIS NATURE

LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT THEM

ERM.... ERM... ERM.............................. I DONT KNOW... I THINK MAYBE THE FACT THAT THE LINE WHERE HE SUGGEST GETTING THE HEAD OF THE PRISIONER AND BRINGING IT WITH THEM WAS CUT OUT AFTER PRISTINE CUT... BUT THATS NOT HIS FAULT HE WAS LOBOTOMIZED A BIT 💖

FAVORITE LINE

"Looks like we've seen through your lies at last, Mr. The Narrator. If that even is your real name." HES SO STUPID

BROtp

SMITTEN AND SKEPTIC ARE THE BROS OF BROS FOR ME, GREY BROTHERS MY BELOVED, SMITTEN HELPS OUT SKEPTIC TO UNDERSTAND OTHERS A BIT MORE AND DISCERNING HIS EMOTIONS A BIT BETTER, ALSO HELPING HIM OUT ON NOT GETTING FRUSTATED AS EASILY IF THINGS DONT GO HIS WAY AND SKEPTIC HELPS OUT SMITTEN TO THINK MORE ABOUT HIMSELF AND DOING THINGS FOR HIMSELF, NOT REVOLVING HIS LIFE AROUND THE PRINCESSES SO MUCH, AND THEN SMITTEN INVITES SKEPTIC TO A TEA PARTY AND THEY HAVE A GOOD TIME JUST HANGING OUT

OTP

IVE BEEN INFECTED WITH THE SKEPTUNIST AGENDA AND LET ME TELL U I THINK THEYRE... VERY CUTE TOGETHER ACTUALLY, SKEPTIC TRYING TO UNDERSTAND OPPORTUNIST MOTIVES WHILE OPPORTUNIST TRIES TO GET ON SKEPTICS GOOD SIDE AFTER ALL HAVING A SMARTY PANTS ON HIS SIDE WILL ALWAYS BE GOOD FOR ANY PLAN HE CAN COME UP WITH BUT SLOWLY THEY REALIZE THAT DAMN.... I KINDA ENJOY THE COMPANY OF THIS PERSON THE MORE I TRY TO GET CLOSER TO THEM, MAYBE THEY CAN EVEN BECOME PARTNERS IN CRIME....

NOtp

I ACTUALLY HAVENT SEEN THAT MANY SKEPTIC SHIPS SO I WOULDNT EVEN KNOW IF I HAD ONE LMAO

RANDOM HEADCANON

I THINK HE HAS ANGER ISSUES AS HES PRONE TO GET FRUSTRATED VERY EASILY, HE JUST HAS A CALMER WAY OF EXPRESSING IT BY TRYING TO LOGIC HIS WAY OUT OF IT BUT ITS HARDER WHEN HE ONLY FINDS DEAD ENDS, ALSO A HEADCANON FOR MY VERSION OF SKEPTIC IS THAT HE CAN FLY AT ALL BECAUSE OF THE POSITION OF HIS WINGS AND THAT HE NEEDS GLASSES TO ACTUALLY READ lol

UNPOPULAR OPINION

HAVENT LOOKED AT THE FANDOM LONG ENOUGH TO THINK OF THIS ONE, I HAVE NOT SEEN MANY PEOPLE TALKING BADLY ABOUT SKEP OR ATLEAST IN A WAY I FEEL LIKE IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE FOR ME LMAO

SONG I ASSOCIATE WITH THEM

GOLDEN NUMBER BY IYOWA [I PUT THE SUB VERSION BUT CHECK OUT THEIR OTHER SONGS IN THEIR MAIN CHANNEL THEYRE VERY GOOD, I ASSOCIATE THIS SONG TO HIM SPECIFICALLY THE LAST PART A LOT lol]

FAVORITE PICTURE OF THEM

SINCE YOU KNOW, THE VOICES DONT REALLY HAVE LIKE SET IMAGES OR DESIGN ILL JUST PULL FROM MY ART O21L3KR12R, U GET MY FAV PIC I DREW OF HIM

[hotchtits]

go on bby. talk about hotch. as much as you want ill read it all

*kisses you on the mouth sloppy style*

How I feel about this character

AAARGSHHSIDK AA AAAJDJEJ AHHHDJSJSJ

uh i mean he’s cool i guess.

no all jokes aside there are very few characters that are doing it like him.

he’s the leader of one of the most elite teams in the FBI. he’s a wet cat. he’s the epitome of traditional heterosexuality. he’s a boy kisser. he’s cold and distant. he loves his team more than anything in the world. he’s the next best profiler after gideon. he’s a massive idiot and a dork who collects coins. he’s got the skill level of a sniper/marksman. he does most of his team's paperwork so they can focus in the field. he’s no nonsense and straight laced. he seriously considered using web shooters at the FBI. he frequently catches an attitude with his boss, bigoted cops, and generally people in higher positions of power than him (and they just kind of take it). he has enough connections to get the italian government to revoke diplomatic immunity of a vatican priest. he's on a first name basis with the attorney general. he's kind of (at first) an absent father. he's a single mother of 6. he killed a man with his bare hands. he's so unbelievably gentle. he’s a white guy in a basic ass suit. he serves unprecedented levels of cunt.

what i keep coming back to is how much he cares. he cares about victims, he cares about unsubs (the ones that had justifiable reasons for being the way they are), more than anything he cares about his team.

the lengths he goes to to protect them or even just let them know he's there for them. he doesn't raise his voice, even when he's furious and when they lash out at him, he just absorbs it. aaaaaaugh. even roy, who hates his guts, he still cares about and still tries to make nice with for the sake of his son still having a grandparent in his life.

long story short i love aaron hotchner for all of his fucked up ways, big wet eyes, and self sacrificing demeanor.

All the people I ship romantically with this character

am i insane for saying the whole team? poly bau has a special place in my heart. i think he should get to have several boyfriends and several girlfriends. and his boyfriends are boyfriends and his girlfriends are girlfriends and they're all just happy.

hotch x happiness thats actually my favorite ship.

i mainly go for hotchgan, though, they make me want to rip my hair out. their push and pull, their similarities, hotch's head vs morgan's heart. kill me please.

i feel like him and rossi couldve also had a thing back in the preshow days. they give The Subway by chappell roan when he comes back in season three there is nothing casual about them.

hotchley before the divorce was so sweet :( i have such mixed feelings though because i can see how both of them would be frustrated with the other.

john blackwolf gets to be here as a treat because i think they would be absolutely destroy a buddy cop comedy thats actually a slowburn enemies to lovers. im aware this is just the plot of The Tribe.

My non-romantic OTP for this character

jessica brooks. im being so serious she stepped up in a way that very few others did. her offering to look after jack after hailey dies, staying with him when hotch gets called away, defending him against roy. also their banter is wonderful they r sooo siblings to me.

him and garcia are a very close second. obviously her and morgan are It but we gotta start putting some respect on him and garcia because

“i know you see the best in people, and i’d never want you to change that”

and the way she stayed with him when he collapsed in s9 aaarggh.

also hotchniss but as a wlw/bisexual friendship. they both agree that hotch has awful taste in men and that emily is a useless lesbian.

My unpopular opinion about this character

i mentioned this in someone else’s ask about unpopular HCs but i dont think he’s this #daddydom character in bed that people write him as. (disclaimer, headcanons are headcanons and im not bashing them, this is just what i think)

i can see him being dominant in bed (tho im a sub!hotch truther) but i dont think he’d go in for sadism or degrading or anything like that. given his childhood abuse, i cant imagine he’d enjoy hitting his partner or making them cry (even if it is consensual). in the show, he's very overtly gentle, especially with the people he loves.

i also dont think he’d enjoy a big age gap relationship with a subordinate either (i also see this being floated around). my man is a stickler for the rules and if theres a fraternization policy, i doubt he’d break it. im aware i sound like a massive hypocrite bc i ship him w the team but im mainly talking about x reader pairings here.

i was actually gonna put a different headcanon here but i saw a stepdad!hotch x reader fic and i,,, just,,, no. again write whatever you want but he Would Not Fucking Do That lmao.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

PISSED BEYOND BELIEF WE NEVER GOT AN “AARON” EPISODE

i guess 100 was kind of in the same vein but Reid got both “Revelations” and “Spencer” so i think we deserved an “Aaron”

for the love of god expand on his backstory. he was sent off to boarding school, he was a lawyer, a federal prosecutor, he was on SWAT, he's an accomplished sniper, he was with the BAU for something like 8 years before the show started i think. where is he finding the time for this?

[fure-dcmk]

FINALLY WATCHED THE MOVIE first impression rambling >>>

[MILLION DOLLAR PENTAGRAM SPOILER WARNING]

HEIJI WAS SOOOOO COOL. HANDSOME. TERRIFIC. the first 20 minute is just me losing my mind from all the heiji details

>> heiji and kid bantering about fairy lips in the intro. kid going your fault for not noticing hmmp! <- huh? are you a tsundere heroine

>> HEIJI ORIGINAL DUFFLE BAG!!! CAMEO-ING IN 2024!!!

>> 4 new outfit from heiji that fits him so well... handsome guy

>> a fairy lip redraw. i died

how the hell did heiji brought his bike with him all the way in HOKKAIDO. you can almost way osaka to tokyo is only half of the travel to hokkaido how many day trip would it take to reach that far. also a jp tweet i read once brought to question how a high schooler was able to use the high way. did he brought kazuha with her in this extreme trip? with the excuse that he's going for a kendo tournament... when his bigger agenda is to confess. everything about the bike being there doesn't make sense but i give it a pass for being cool 😁👍

and the heikazu scene.,.. i came there fully expecting to not care at all but they actually made me invested. ran was SOOOO CUTE her excitement directly influenced me to also want to see heiji succeed. heiji asking if the legendary 100 million night view is better than big ben and ran agreeing just to placate him for the sake of her otp 😭

THE STUN GRENADE! the fact that kazuha immediate reaction is to protect heiji ears.... her self sacrificial nature a call back to mermaid island in the most subtle way 🥹🥹🥹 heiji shocked eyes was so cute. and heiji confession speech isnt cringe and is actually cute! shocker! (sorry trauma from heart anniversary lines its so awful im dnfuebdjfjf) devastated such an ideal confession scene was wasted. but its from kazuha trying to save heiji SO FORGIVEN

need to make sure ppl know im a momiji enjoyer. all her faults are forgiven purely cuz she is funny. let a rich girl be delulu !

also loove how they keep cannonizing her keen hearing from m21 THIS IS THE APPEAL OF KAZUHA THEY GET IT

touichi gifting a lost national treasure to his little brother yuusaku for winning the macademy award, as well as keeping in touch with him and gifting various trinkets.... meanwhile keeping his own son completely in the dark that he's alive this entire time...

conclusion 1: worst parent award goes to kuroba touichi 🥳🥳🥳

conclusion 2: ah he's definitely a brocon huh

kills me that everyone is dejected that the katana with the star shaped guard is a lost treasure. meanwhile its quitely sitting in kudo yuusaku's store room cuz his big brother gifted it to him LIKE SDJDJFF!? turning your justice leaning lil bro into an accomplices. the gag potential here is so made for me

shoutout to sonoko who took up haibara's usual information provider role. every scene with her was animated so cutely IM SHOCKED m27 doing excellent job at showing off her cuteness. there is a fun parallel to think about, sonoko was the first person heiji went to to get information on kudo's whereabout, and now heiji is also going to her for information ♥️ heiji-sonoko friendship crumb thank you for the food

this movie really play a lot with the crumbs from kendo school tournament arc. heiji-ran friendship makes me want to cry, ran efficiently karate chopping hijiri to make sure theres no distractions for heikazu 🥺😭 ive been convinced on okita's cuteness the past 3 month cuz if the okita fanart boom in my corner of jp twitter but watching it for myself... he really have it bad for heiji LMAO wdym "it's boring if hattori ain't here~" how much did you say this for kaitou kid to catch that its a good trait for an okita disguise. im glad this movie give a good balance of real okita and fake okita, m10 still makes me so sad for having ZERO real hakuba 🥲 kid's dosu e~ is so moeblob

ah i still got so many word vomit on this movie it seems to be never ending 😭😭

my final review of the movie is this is my no 1 fav conan movie of all time, 2nd place is bride of halloween. i still havent rank anything below that properly. im truly entertained by this movie it got so many characters i care about with a lot of bombastic scenes. as much as i want to say my ultimate fav is m7 and m21, both of them are kinda... slow with all the deduction talk. im here for eye candy after all 😔 mixing kid's energy is doing wonders for the tone of a heiji movie. heiji's presence is also doing wonders for KID as well cuz gosh!!! KID has never emit this much childlike moe blob energy. heiji and conan being the straight man to kid's prank is the dynamic really help to emphasize his whimsical energy

and the final theme i caught; parallelism where hijiri is willing to do anything to protect his father's legacy only for us to find that its all for naught.... now why does this sound familiar 🤔🤔🤔

rewatching the movie tomorrow so ill probably do another ramble on it

[craziechwiv]

Jaune & Ren have been kidnapped!

Your OTP (one for each boy) gets a call saying their partner(s) have been kidnapped.

How do they react?

I'll go first for both!

~~Lancaster~~

Kidnapper #1: What's taking so long?! The guys are barely holding his restraints in place, not to mention ne shrugs off our hits like its nothing! You said theyd give anything for the man!

Kidnapper #2: Just go handle the asshole! I'm sure they'll be here any second no-

Team RWBY burst through a nearby wall, shocking everyone in the building. However, the two kidnappers talking see a silver-eyed Ruby, holding her scythe behind her back as she looks around at their operation. There they see the two looking back at her, and hears muffled shouting from behind them.

Just then, Jaune burst through the door, tied up and bloodied as 3 guys apprehend him. She creased her brows and gritted her teeth, snapping her fingers once. Her friends who came to rescue their knightly friend were on the attack, eaching taking one the three men ontop of Jaune as Ruby walked slowly to the two kidnappers.

Ruby: How listen here, you are going to let him go. You are going to turn yourselves in. And you're not even gonna try to resist. If you break even one of those commands I've given you;

I WILL MAKE SURE HELL IS WHERE YOU WISH YOU GO ONCE I AM DONE WITH YOU!

Kidnapper #1 + #2 just shook there heads quickly backing away from Ruby as she pointed her weapon at them. Soon, the others with a severely injured Jaune, walked past them. The two men didn't even stop them as they all walked out the way they came.

Kidnapper #1: I-I still think we had a better chance with that other guy.

Kidnapper #2: Oh really?

~~Renora~~

Kidnapper #1: DRIVE! DRIVE FASTER, SHE'S GAINING ON US!

Kidnapper #2: IM TRYING!

The duo are driving their car with a tied up Ren sitting patiently in the back. As to who they're screaming about, a enraged Nora is using her hammer to catapult herself from rooftop to rooftop, keeping up with their escape car.

Kidnapper #2: WHY THE FUCK IS SHE YOUR GIRLFRIEND OF ALL PEOPLE?!

Ren: Cuz she's crazy. And that's my type~.

Nora: GIVE ME MY RENNY OR I'LL SHATTER EVERY BONE YOU HAVE AND THEN SOME!!

Kidnapper #1: *crying at this point* I just wanted rent money...

[forsaken-headcanons]

hi gang I haven't talked about Jason much lately.. anyway time to not talk about Jason again.. im also off anon.. I'm becoming more confident (plus I'm gonna be talking more about my au on my tumblr so uhh.. am i allowed to say that? idk, but i already have so..) still gonna sign off as anon tho so it's easier for me to find my headcanons here 😓😓

also hi u guys are open again that's so silly i love you guys mwah don't go bald on August 23rd 2031 at 5.47pm GMT timezone.. /threat. <3

uhhh continuation of this ig..

https://www.tumblr.com/forsaken-headcanons/783700752669540352/hope-u-guys-r-okay-considering-there-is-315-asks?source=share

it's au time aka I lowks forgot to say that 1x1 is also being tortured because I hate them (lovingly) I need to torture my (second) fav killer, cuz I ain't doing nothing to my baby Jason. you will NOT catch me writing angst about JayJay 😭🙏

also actually laying this out well so it isn't as fuckass as my other ones 💔

FIRST - the 1x1 au lore.. >

- a prophecy was created about the first child of Telamon - a child that was yet to be born. The child would grow from a sweet, caring one into something engulfed by malice and hatred.

- Once the first child of Telamon - 1x1x1x1- was created, the whole of Robloxia fell silent, fearful of what the child would become. Those who followed prophecies rule by rule and those who enjoyed results were excited. Would the first child of Telamon break the prophecy? Or would it be consumed by it's density just like the others before it?

- When Telamon deemed 1x1 to be old enough, he told them about the prophecy, about the fate that laid ahead of them. Though he left out very key parts out, parts that would eventually ruin 1x1.

- 1x1 was distraught, they didn't want to become a creature of hatred, they didn't want that for themselves. So they tried to stop it. They tried to always make sure that they were nice, that they never did anything that could be deem hateful. They did it so much to the point they became obsessed with it.

- And the obsession eventually led to the hatred. The obsession consuming 1x1 to the point where they hated it. They HATED.

- Thus the prophecy was fulfilled. And the first child of Telamon was turned into the creature of malice and hate that they were always fated to be.

- Now, what was the part that Telamon left out? The part that had made 1x1 ruin themselves without even knowing about it? Well, the prophecy stated that the one who tries to be the opposite of what they are destined, they will be it. If 1x1 hadn't tried to not become hatred and malice, they wouldn't have become it.

- If Telamon had told them that they didn't have to be overly nice and never hateful, they would have not become this. If they stayed the way they were before being told about the prophecy, THEY WOULDVE BEEN FINE.

- Taphs made a some point during this uhh yea he's just there, there's no prophecy about him , he was just made to serve Builderman

- UHHH they get forsakened

- rip

uh anyway au headcanons - (is it really headcanons if its canon to my au.. UHH)

- they/her 1x1 my love.. they prefer they/them tho so

- a sensitive soul but doesn't like to show it cuz she's supposed to be this disgusting creature of hatred - THEY CANT BE SENSITIVE!!!

- They can't stand being alone , lowks always with John Doe (I ship 1xdoe so uhh.. my otp since like 2016 I love them..)

- cuz yk they're a being of hatred they get angry a LOT quicker than anyone

- favourite movie is Lego Batman (It's the only movie Telamon let them watch.)

- surprisingly good at many card games, she prolly played some with Robloxians when they were obsessed with being nice so they just gradually got better at it

- they HATE touch.. always have despite ignoring it for like a realllllyyyy long time, they move away from touch the SECOND they feel it. Recoils at it.

- likes to paint, especially people they like and sceneries that are nice looking

- they have a ranking of all the killers and survivors, Shedletsky is at the bottom of both.. despite not even being a killer..

erm that's all I have for now hehe /silly (mod c00lkidd has infected me.) anyway SORRY FOR THIS LONG ASS WALL OF TEXT FUCKIJG HELL HOLY ESSAY.. - mb gang half of this is just the intro erm.. oopies

- 🔪🥩 anon

(not my drawing)

Self fulfilling prophecies... Doomed self fulfilling prophecies oh my god that makes me so sick. Being so afraid of becoming something it instead comes the other way around oh my god

1x being sensitive makes sense to me, being a literal being of hatred they would be rather sensitive to negative emotions and easily triggered.

[jahayla-writes]

Hi J! I saw that your requests are still open. If it’s okay, can I request a Tom Holand SMUA (been obsessed with those lately!) where they’re going on a road trip to pick up their first puppy (maybe a golden retriever?) and reader documents each stage of their journey on IG? Thank you! 💙

Golden Addition : Tom Holland x Reader SMAU

Descr: Reader and Tom (established couple) adopt a golden retriever puppy and y/n documents the journey from picking out which puppy to adopt until they get home. Fluff

Warnings: i think a curse word is in there somewhere but otherwise just fluff!

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yourusername: cuteness overload ⚠️ this is your official warning that your feed is about to be filled with the adventures of welcoming a new family member 🐾

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tomholland2013: I don’t know what’s cuter, you reacting to seeing the puppies or them reacting to seeing you ❤️

yourusername: @/tomholland2013 the answer is you 😘

tomholland2013: @/yourusername that wasn’t even a choice darling haha xx

yourusername: @/tomholland2013 you’re always the answer though, no matter what the choices are 🤷‍♀️

nikkihollandphotography: ❤️

harryholland64: I expect proper documentation

yourusername: @/harryholland64 I won’t let you down Baz 🫡

holland_tom_harry: are you and Tom getting a puppy together?!

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tomholland2013: I think she’s happy with our choice 😍

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yourusername: he’s sooooo cute T! 😍

tomholland2013: @/yourusername you’re both pretty cute love

zendaya: awwweee xxx

holland24_yln: my parents are getting a new puppy!

harryholland64: wasn’t @/yourusername supposed to be documenting this?

yourusername: @/harryholland64 I’ll have you know, he required cuddles and will not be neglected for the sake of documenting

queenynyln: mother is MOTHERING! 😍

hazosterfield: does he have a name yet?

tomholland2013: @/hazostefield in progress 🤔

tuwaine: he’s so cute im gonna cry

tomholland2013: @/tuwaine ❤️

yourusername: @/tuwaine I did lol

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yourusername: Supply run! #cutestpuppyever

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tuwaine: he’s so precious!

hazosterfield: I’d say they look pretty stoked to have been chosen!

nikkihollandphotography: welcome to the family little one ❤️

ynbffname: the luckiest pup in the world 💕

holland_osterfield: stoppp their growing their little family, I’m going to pass away from cuteness

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yourusername: Tom comforting da baby after he got a bit scared by a bigger dog that was in the store. Now T is sitting with him on the store floor 😭 #soooocuteee #ilovethembothsomuch

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tomholland2013: we both love you so much too darling xxx ❤️

ynbffname: aww such a good dog dad!

yourusername: @/ynbffname the best! 😭

tuwaine: King! 🙌

zendaya: that’s so sweet 🥹

hazosterfield: boss move Tom!

hollandfanatic: SCREAMING!! Tom is so amazing!

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yourusername: Introducing Rufus Y/L/N Holland 🐾 #thecutestboyever

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harryholland64: Tom’s been demoted

tomholland2013: @/harryholland64 I know, I’m no longer the cutest boy in her life. I should be jealous but Rufus is too sweet to be upset with 😂

yourusername: @/tomholland2013 maybe we can call it a tie? ❤️ cause you’re still pretty damn cute 😘

hollander_west1: @/yourusername OTP

hazosterfield: I already love Rufus 🐾

tomholland2013: @/hazosterfield so do we!

zendaya: he IS so cute girl! Noon will wanna have a playdate soon

yourusername: @/zendaya definitely!

nikkihollandphotography: I cannot wait to meet him!

yourusername: @/nikkihollandphotography T will be texting you soon to arrange that as Rufus wants to meet his grandma ❤️

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yourusername: It was my turn to drive but it was hard to not keep looking over at these cuties!

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tomholland2013: eyes on the road darling 😜

yourusername: @/tomholland2013 then you two need to stop being so freaking precious 😭

zendaya: he seems like a big cuddler

yourusername: @/zendaya not sure if you mean Tom or Rufus, but either way, yes ❤️

tomspideyfan1: TOM AND A PUPPY!!! I REPEAT, TOM AND A PUPPY!!!

ynbffname: I love how he’s in Tom’s arms but still looking at you 🤣

tuwaine: @/ynbffname Tom FaceTimed me and Rufus was constantly trying to get y/N’s attention, he’s definitely a momma’s boy haha

yourusername: @/tuwaine he loves both of us

tomholland2013: @/yourusername it’s alright darling, we both know Rufus loves you the most, how could he not? ❤️

nikkihollandphotography: I love this photo!

peter_holland: This needs to be on one of those men with dogs calendars 😍

marrymetomh_2: y/n is feeding us! 🙌

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yourusername: Another supply run on the way home and Rufus is as tired as Tom and I are from the trip but ‘twas worth it! #imean! #lookatthatface!

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tomholland2013: our tired boy 🥹

zendaya: I need him in my life! He’s so adorable and fluffy!

spideyboyholland: THAT FACE!

hazosterfield: falling asleep anywhere, taking after his dad already lmao

yourusername: @/hazosterfield 🤣 100%

tholland_13_x: 😍 Rufus clearly gets his looks from his dad

yntomholland: @/tholland_13_x he clearly gets it from both parents smh

harryholland64: this is the content we really need, no more Tom, just Rufus 😆

tomholland2013: @/harryholland64 rude 💔

tomholland2013: @/harryholland64 but believe me, she’s got more to share xx

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yourusername: Tom may have laughed at me, but Rufus was cold!

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mrshollandxx: omg omg omg

tomholland2013: I wasn’t laughing at you, I was laughing over how preciously overprotective you were being xxx

yourusername: @/tomholland2013 i will not allow him to be cold T 😌

tomholland2013: @/yourusername he had a coat already love, a fur coat even 😜

yourusername: @/tomholland2013 he’s just a baby Tom! 😡

gina_xholland: aawww of course they bought Rufus Holland a coat

zendaya: girl! this is precious!

harryholland64: he’s spilling out of that coat lmao

yourusername: @/harryholland64 he’s a v fluffy boy 😍

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yourusername: Last stop on the way home! Rufus needed to see the beach! #rufusonthebeach #rufus’sfirstbeachtrip

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ynbffname: taking your new boy and your other boy to your favorite place, what’s it like having your life be so perfect?

yourusername: @/ynbffname It’s freaking awesome tbh 😌

tomholland2013: @/ynbffname “other boy” 😑

ynbffname: @/tomholland2013 oh sorry, should I have said her “human boy” instead?

yourusername: @/ynbffname @/tomholland2013 How about my fluffy boy and my life-long boy? ❤️

tomholland2013: @/yourusername I’ll happily take that ♾️

hazntom13: loving this Holland puppy content!

hazosterfield: he looks like he had a fun time!

tomholland2013: @/hazosterfield We all did xx

nikkihollandphotography: getting some energy out before the last leg of the trip I see haha

yourusername: @/nikkihollandphotography that and a potty break!

ynxhollandyln: asking for the 100th time, does anyone know if this means they’re getting married?!

ynupdates: @/ynxhollandyln why would it? But also, privacy! Tf?

ynxhollandyln: @/ynupdates I’m just askin cause getting a dog is a big commitment

ynupdates: @/ynxhollandyln I think they know that smh, just let them be happy and respect their privacy plz

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yourusername: Home at last ❤️🐾

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tomholland2013: 😍 my loves

nikkihollandphotography: I’m on my way over to meet the little fluff ball ❤️

ynbffname: what a cute family 💕

hazosterfield: a perfect addition to your guys’ home for sure! xxx

tuwaine: I love you three so much!

hollandylnfrvr: please don’t stop updating us on Rufus!

yourusername: @/hollandylnfrvr i would never! Follow @/rufusholland for future posts!

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[novasjaneway]

She's my firecracker, my one in a galaxy, she tells me no and I want to beg her to say yes. She's my challenger and my ally, I will never let her go.

[kiyomitakada]

u mentioned halle in one of your asks (not sure which. but one of them. i think the sayu one) and id like to nominate halle for the ask game. please. i miss her and want to hear more about women.

it WAS the sayu one you're right anyway YAY HALLE MY FAVORITE FOREVER

favorite thing about them: i could swear that there's a line in manga canon that says she's chasing down kira as vengeance for someone she knew but i cannot find it for the life of me. (i know it's also in htr, which adds the detail that it was the yotsuba kira specifically, but it was DEFINITELY in the manga… ughhhh)

as an alternative i will say my favorite thing is that she's a wild card. not on near's side, not on mello's side, just wants to stop kira. [mello voice] i don't discount revenge as a motive

least favorite thing about them: this is not her fault but i wish we got more internal monologue while she was being kiyomi's bodyguard :((( can you please tell us. ONE thing you think about this situation. ONE thing about how you are now in a foreign country and isolated from all your colleagues (near specifically says not to tell her where the spk is located in case halle is controlled by the notebook) and work as the most trusted bodyguard of the voice of kira, who you are determined to bring down, alone if you have to. ONE thing. no? no??? god damn it

favorite line: you, near, and i all want to capture kira. we're all after the same goal.

brOTP: her and mello are cute. i like this panel especially

like this is halle right after she walked into her apartment. and mello is just There. pointing a gun at her. what the fuck was this. how long has he been standing there. halle doesn't look surprised at all so was this a daily occurrence in the week mello lived in her apartment, like, does she just come home to a gun pointed at her every day. why are they like this?

OTP: Don't Even Joke Lad

kiyoharu: you have to headcanon so much into halle for this to work but i do have a soft spot for it. they're around each other 24/7, halle is silently working against her but smiles at her so cheerfully, kiyomi has been warned by light to suspect everyone around her as an spk agent but for some reason halle is her most trusted confidante anyway. Something Is Up. don't say it's because kiyomi's stupid i'll kill you.

hallemisa: i have one argument for this

^ i love that misa remembers halle from her aborted fight with kiyomi. i love that halle says "i'm sorry misa" afterwards using her first name for some reason? in my head they bump into each other in chicago or something post-canon after misa fakes her death and misa immediately shouts I KNEW IT! YOU ARE STALKING ME!

hallenear/hallemello: I Love Unsatisfying Proxy Relationships

nOTP: none? i think? flipping through my brain index. the version of halle in my head is bisexual and likes pathetic people of any gender and since death note is full of pathetic people im sure we could make something work.

random headcanon: this post is full of my halle headcanons so let me try to think of some new ones… i tend to think she feels a little bit bad about kidnapping misa and lying to kiyomi but pushes it down for catching kira's sake. i also think her very obvious -_-’ reaction to near's casual sexism is the exact same type of reaction every 2020s older sister has experienced when their younger brother shows them something on the "pink job blue job" side of tiktok. maybe i could hit her with the szpd beam?

unpopular opinion: w.what opinions are there on halle. uhhhhh i think i saw someone on a forum saying she was trying to seduce mello away from near And I Think That's Stupid

song i associate with them: i don't have anything for her… this is shameful. i'm going to cheat a little bit and say debt collector by jhariah because it is The revenge song

favorite picture of them: i like this one a lot. ignore the murderer

halle: -_- are you done now.

[stormyoceans]

small collection of additional thoughts about LOL fanfest 2025 just because i need to get them out of my system:

sea tawinan literally the most beautiful gorgeous handsome ethereal man alive i would add proofs in the form of pictures but i can’t bring myself to pick. y’all will either have to trust me on this or come visit me at the psych ward so i can show you my entire album like a proud mother showing off her child

phuwin improvising putting the belt around pond’s neck i said OH IM SURE (if they don’t let him dom that man in a series i swear to god)

JOONG IN A CROP TOP 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

so many exposed bellies i hope whoever is responsible for those outfits gets a raise

forcebook’s hugs feel like home to me

perthsanta wasn’t at the top of my list of possible pairings who will accidentally on purpose kiss on the lips but in hindsight that makes a lot of sense (i don’t talk enough about how good santa seems to be for perth tbh)

perceive me like tay tawan at any given moment

it was so nice to see so many people showing up on D-2 to support everyone performing: tay, off, gun, arm, junior, mark, boom……they all love each other and it’s just so nice to see

AOUBOOM AND JUNIORMARK IM GETTING Y’ALL ON THAT STAGE NEXT YEAR IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO

everyone starting to call each other with [name]-ja and going insane over william kissing est’s forehead I LOVE MY FAMILY OF COMEDIANS SO MUCH

avocean/samruay OTP of all time I SAID WHAT I SAID

a hug from avocean would fix me actually

speaking of which, press f to pay respect to all our brave soldiers doing the most in those mascot costumes, they’re the real mvps and i hope they’re getting paid well

[interrogatormentors]

Hey nepeta do you still ship people together? If so who's your OTP?

:33 < buckle the fuck up people we are about to go to town :33 < first of all of course i still have a shipping chart what kind of sensible person do you take me for :33 < its ummmm a little messier now but a girls gotta make do! :33 < m33ting more rebels has merely increased my pawsibilities for shipping too! :33 < meowstly i still k33p track of the main circle since its suuuuper hard to k33p track of everypawdy when theyre going to the diffurent bases we have but i do my darnedest regardless!!! :33 < what kind of shipper would i be if i didnt??? :33 < so equius is of course still my meowrail, obviously :33 < i think he wouldnt be here if he wasnt :33 < hed have gone off like mr ampurra did :33 < i think this is also the case fur gamz33 too :33 < that cr33p still wigs me meowt but what are you gonna do hes sticking around and that seems to be good enough fur my cuddlefish :33 < he and tavros are like all but confurmed pale! its totally obvious even if tavros doesnt like to go out adfurtising his quads :?? < vriskers and terezi have like... something going on but those girls are so messy its soooo hard to tell :33 < if i had to make a guess i think they vacillate a lot and ive s33n kanaya slipping in and out of the equation too... not sure in what quads but :33 < honestly good for her. she should live her truth :33 < i think equius sometimes has super black inclinations towards gamz33 which is kinda :// :33 < but im not about to yuck his yums! hes fr33 to quad whoevfur he wants X33 < he can be a freak if he wants to be!!! i dont care about micromanaging him :33 < aaaaanyways terezis just straight up a loose cannon a lot of the time, super casual with pails :33 < aradia and sollux used to be pale but its kind of hard to tell where they stand now since most of the evfurything that happened :33 < i know that karkitty is absolutely gunning for pale with pawllux which yknow, im not a hundred purrcent sure hes rehabilitated but like! :33 < the fact that he asked for help at all is like meownumental so im willing to give him the benefit of the doubt if aradias vouching for him :33 < theres also some of the regular rebels too!! like, that r33ly weird yellow, golese, hes definitely got some sort of red inklings with the other interrogatormentor rescue that attacked sollux, vitzii?? :33 < miss trisia is hardcore gunning red with solluxs former interrogatormentor pawtner and isnt even shy about it :33 < golese has let slip that one of the seadweller rebels that has b33n out a lot on missions has pale inklings towards that vitzii guy too but like. im not sure hes like. fixed up enough to really care which is kind of tragic for his suitors!! :// :33 < i havent s33n golese come back from his last mission though and his meowrail has b33n almost climbing up the walls its kinda rankling the mewd :33 < as fur me... w3333ll :33 < i uhhh used to have a crush on karkat but like :33 < i grew out of it obviously ;33 < i purrsonally dont like to kiss and tell but fefuri and aradia are r33ly cuddly ;33 < i would say thats my otp but that could be construed as biased ;33 < also id be categorically incorrect since its truly an ot3!! h33h33

[mattsunsdollie]

OH!! Well I always love (not actually love ofc) hearing how u find out ur the other girl stories!!! I feel like it’s a universal experience unfortunately eep

LMAOO as a chismosa i get what you mean babe. also get ready cuz this might be long bc the details are important🫣

so this happened last year, around july .you guys know im colombian, and one thing ab colombians we support our teams. so during the copa america whenever my team played i would be outside. anywho, i was at a restaurant for a game and it was packed so the tables were kind of closer than usual.

i was next to this guy who was super attractive. he was tall, had dark hair, earrings, and a goatee. like literally my type. pero i never make a move first bc i don’t do the chasing. we ended up talking because colombia had scored and we were just talking about the game

we exchanged numbers and we started talking a lot. probably for the whole day for atleast a week before we saw each other again. he was super sweet and raised no red flags. he moved from cali with his mom and sister, but still had family in cali.

we went on about 5 dates before he asked me to be his gf, which i obviously said yes too. after that is was smooth sailing, we saw each other everyday, we were literally inseparable. and he never gave me a reason to be suspicious, he let me hold his phone, he gave me the passwords, he would leave his phone facing up, etc. y bueno, i was with him everyday and his phone would be dry except for his sister and mom texting or calling.

right after our 3 month anniversary he went to cali to go see his family (he went with his mom) we texted normally and fell asleep otp. he wasn’t lagging, and again he never gave me reason to think anything had been going on.

on the 4th day of his trip i was getting calls from a cali number. i thought maybe his little cousins were calling me since he said he was going to show them a photo of us. the number would call them hang up but not text so obviously i just left it alone. i didn’t bring it up to him either because i figured he would just tell me when we would get on the phone.

well that night i get a message from that number, and turns out it was his gf. she sent me a really long message essentially trying to clock me for being in her mans phone, when i didn’t know she existed. i replied with receipts and photo evidence w the dates showing he was lying. she never responded but my and my cousin got on our fbi shit and found her instagram.

she had a lot of posts of him, and that’s when i found out he had 2 instas. she had posted a story too from that day with like one of those calendars showing how long they had been together. YALL they were together for a little over 2 years.

he found out i knew through her im assuming and he spammed me trying to talk. i didn’t respond or pick up. i blocked him and that was it on my end.

he came back from his trip and would show up at my old job and trying to talk. my manager ended up kicking him out multiple times. i honestly don’t know how he was able to pull it off

[thecomfywriter]

hi hello how are you? welcome to a late night xoxo with nav.

not me introducing this like it’s a talk-show gaddamn i swear, i should’ve been a theatre kid. it feels biblically inaccurate that i wasn’t.

ANYWHO, hi! quick eoj update before i yabber on more about it and other topics (im in a yap mood today oop-).

eoj word count: 30.7k

how in the everloving….

REGARDLESS, we finished the drunk speakeasy chapter LETS GOOOOOO so now it’s time for evan to absolutely DEBAUCHER the everloving graces out of this investigation, project where bro had NO BUSINESS projecting, and subsequently ruin everything in a single slip of the tongue! 😃

we LOVE eoj 👹

anyhow… i’m loving the way the story is flowing ngl. we’ll see how i feel about it in a couple of months (lmao, the cos rewrite haunts me in the back of my mind while i sleep. she’s my sleep paralysis demon).

OMG WAIT SPEAKING OF…

i had the WEIRDEST dream last night where i was teaching parkour to my old elementary school class, but also the new kids that went there, but it was in an orchestra room and my old music teacher was trying to smuggle us out because the sun was blistering my shoulder and turning me radioactive.

yeah. that was weird.

anyways i had to check my shoulder this morning for scars. we are cleared. 🫡 🙂‍↕️

back to eoj tho oopsies. do yall think im distracted? do i give off squirrel energy? i hope not. my sister is scared of squirrels. she has been since she was 13.

wait acc before we go to eoj, i have this theory that the shape of a squirrels skull influences its personality. is this very phrenology coded of me? 1000% i don’t care. the ancient greeks and the middle ages would’ve loved me. ADORED. temple of naveena coming through.

okay maybe that’s overkill.

ANYWHO omg back to eoj frfr….

anyhow, i acc love donovan and evan’s friendship omg i think they’re my favourite bromance right now. also, i can’t tell if evan and vaza-ek are platonic right now or not, which is concerning, because bro has a whole girlfriend. 👹👹👹

I DONT KNOW WHY IM INCAPABLE OF WRITING THEM AS PLATONIC, BUT I DIDNT SEE IT AS AN ISSUE UNTIL KHUSHI AND JUNO BOTH POINTED IT OUR.

a bit of backstory, shall we? let’s meander down memory land, and visit the origins of evan in a nav lore extravaganza of why the vaza x evan ship was even born.

see, back when i first conspired this story, i was (for starters) 12 and innocent. hardly cracked out of the womb yet. so i baRELY wrote romance, even where there should have been romance. i cannot EMPHASIZE TO YOU how bad i was at writing romance omg. my friend yelled at me once because “i didn’t understand love!” and none of my characters, not even the ones who were supposed to be in relationships, felt like anything more than friends.

until…. vaza ek.

this girl changed everything.

I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. but vaza ek starts off as somewhat of evan’s rival. then eventually becomes his best friend. and she was supposed to STAY THAT WAY, because i was a huge fan of aiyana x evan and i planned on making them the canon otp.

but khushi, bless her soul, she’s a wiser soul than i am. she speaks for the readers, i’ve come to discover. she was the og morreial fan, the only reason why i didn’t kill him off. and khushi saw vaza ek and evans relationship and went… “girl. be so deadass right now.”

khushi saw them and went, “this is the first time you’ve ever written a pairing with so much chemistry, they seem PHYSICALLY drawn to one another, and i’m reading lines off a page.”

she genuinely said if i kept those two as friends who end up in different relationships for the remainder of the book, they’d be emotionally cheating on their partners with one another.

and so i went, oh! 😃 oh dear!

and i tried to make them EXTREMELY platonic.

i showed khushi again.

she went, back to the drawing board. i still think they’re about to kiss any second now.

and we KEPT DOING THAT FOR YEARS.

khushi is now the biggest vaza ek x evan shipper, and every time i tell her im unsure if they’re gonna be the canon otp or not, she gives me the stankiest side eye in the world. when we were younger, it was the cold shoulder and arguments.

i don’t know why, but i can’t seem to write these two in a platonic relationship. i keep trying to, and i THOUGHT i got it, until i showed juno the scene, and she outwardly asked why evan was so down bad for her.

HELP??????

i think this is a sign from the universe to just let it happen. BUT LIKE???? my question is, why can’t i write the platonic???? like sure, ill explore their relationship a bit… but why CANT I write the platonic??? why am i incapable of it??? why is my skill lacking in this department?

anyways, closing notes because this is getting long—evans playlist is such a scramble of hits but some of them are so un-evan LMAO. past me was just adding everything to that playlist

okay ciao!

xoxo, nav <3