#p: the magnus archives

[ryutarotakedown]

i feel like. okay forgive me for my lack of knowledge on british politics but i think basira specifically grew up in a household that leaned right and her father was a very pull-yourself-up-by-your-own-bootstraps man based on his "either accept it and don't whine about it or fight to change it" thing. she gets annoyed about other police officers being misogynistic and racist to her but has never reported it once. once daisy said as a joke that all slow drivers deserve death and basira said "if only deserving were real" and the room got so deadly quiet that she resolved to never think about politics ever again.

[ryutarotakedown]

#jmart when theyre lying to themselves (via @saintbleeding)

I understand the "I will die for you" ship dynamic, but what about the "I will not let you die, I will not let myself die- we will, at any cost, survive" kind of couple?

[ryutarotakedown]

sasha james's twitter account is named @ProbablyNotSasha

[itsdefinitely]

i've noticed a pattern

[ryutarotakedown]

do you miss the days when tumblr was full of trivia quizzes? do you want to read bad jokes written by my previously-a-high-schooler self on this beautiful january 1st/2nd? do you like the feeling of being beaten painfully on the head?

well then! you should take my tma uquiz :]

[barnowlive]

jmart jmart jmart jmart

[kipzkitsch]

For Day 6 & 7 yay theyre hugging

@jonmartinweek

Bonus: live reaction of me finding out that john was canonically ace

[mag184]

close contact 🫀

[ryutarotakedown]

[ID: The "eating the chess pieces" meme, edited with Magnus Archives characters. On one side, a person stares at the chessboard in confusion. They are labeled "The People's Church of the Divine Host spending years sacrificing thousands of people trying to fulfill their ritual." On the other side is a dog looking at the camera knowingly, with several green eyes edited around the dog's head. The dog is labeled "Jon just eating the fucking sun." End ID]

a lot of people seem to forget jon ate the (extinguished) sun once 😭

[ryutarotakedown]

sasha: [as though narrating a nature documentary] once again we find timothy stoker, trudging through the mires of the website formerly known as twitter.

tim: [closing the tab in a huff] look, i use tumblr some of the time, i'm not always on there!

sasha: can you even name a single goncharov character?

tim: …goncharov?

sasha: that's on me, i set the bar too low

[bopbop171]

I don't know if they're wedding people, probably not, but by the gods I will draw them all dressed up in white and sparkly and in LOVE *sob*

[ryutarotakedown]

[ID: Art of Jonathan Sims from the Magnus Archives sitting in a swivel chair, typing at a bulky computer. A green eye floats in front of his forehead. He is using just his index fingers to type, and he has his knees drawn to his chest so his feet (in slippers) are also on the chair. There is a screenshot of an email draft below the art. The subject line is "help I seem to be stuck in a computer." The email begins, "Dear Sam," before being cut off. End ID]

Tmagp episode 7, grandpa sliding into sam's email

[barnowlive]

dragon archivist. drarchivist

[end-enthusiast]

anything can be a tma reference if you’re deranged enough

[hisclockworkservants]

do you take decommissions? I send you a picture and you take it apart and dispose of it properly?

sounds like a job for bnuy

[ryutarotakedown]

[ID: Stock picture of an anglerfish. End ID]

tma fans be like

the real dangers of smoking