#p@ddle

[spankthegirl]

just a preview of what’s to come… maybe tomorrow (or, technically, later today)

quite a few people requested more self-paddling videos, so here’s something short and boring to tide them over until i can make something better

but first i gotta clean my room… and also wait until my parents aren’t home

[aita-alternia]

A|TA FOR SETT|NG MY (7, v|OLET) HATE-CRUSH’S (7, |ND|GO) H|vE ON F|RE?

FOR CONTEXT, TH|S HAPPENED A SwEEP AGO.

MOST OF MY FR|ENDS ARE H|GHBLOODS, |NCLUD|NG TwO |ND|GO’S

|’VE KNOwN BOTH OF THE |ND|GO’S S|NCE GRUBHOOD AND BEFORE THE F|RE wE wERE PRETTY CLOSE.

| STARTED DEvELOP|NG A HATRED FOR ONE OF THEM wHEN SHE AND | GOT |NTO A F|GHT FOR THE F|RST T|ME. |T STARTED BECAUSE THEY CHOSE NOT TO HELP ME W|TH A PROJECT THAT BLEw UP |N MY FACE (L|TERALLY. |T wAS A BOMB.) AND |T wENT ON FOR HOURS ♠️♠️♠️.

BUT AS wE wERE GETT|NG TO SOME SORT OF CL|MAX HE CALLED ME A wADER AND | GOT P|SSED (MY G|LLS DON’T wORK vERY wELL SO | CAN’T GO |N DEEP wATER. |’vE ALwAYS BEEN |NSECURE ABOUT |T AND HE KNOwS THAT)

| wANTED TO GET PHYS|CAL BUT OUR OTHER |ND|GO FR|END TACKLED ME AND HELD ME DOwN UNT|L | GOT T|RED. |T wAS A PERFECT ASHEN MOMENT AND EVERYTH|NG BUT MY HATECRUSH STOPPED TALK|NG TO ME AFTER THAT AND | wANTED TO KEEP GO|NG W|TH OUR NEw R|vALRY.

|T L|vES |N A FOREST |N THE M|DDLE OF BUMFUCK NOwHERE SO | DEC|DED TO MAKE A B|G SHOw OF MY HATRED AND SET THE AREA AROUND HER H|vE ON F|RE- THERE wAS F|REwORKS, THERE wAS MODEL wEAPON L|QU|D D|SPENSERS F|LLED w|TH FLAMMABLE L|QU|DS- |T wAS BEAUT|FUL.

ANYwAYS, MY HATECRUSH CALLED ME |N THE EARLY EvEN|NG AND YELLED AT ME FOR A LOOOOONG T|ME. HE wAS P|SSED. | THOUGHT TH|S wAS A GOOD TH|NG BUT |T STOPPED TALK|NG TO ME AFTER THAT AND OUR OTHER |ND|GO FR|END TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS PLATON|CALLY P|SSED AT ME.

|T’S BEEN OvER A SwEEP S|NCE TH|S HAPPENED AND HE’S ST|LL NOT TALK|NG TO ME.

A|TA?

[justsomeguycore]

AND ANOTHER THING you know what they are putting in my for you feed now????? fucking t*m r*ddle/h*rry p*tter fic and art. what in the FUCK post did i eVER interact with to make this godforsaken site’s algorithm think i could POSSIBLY want to see that shit. get me the hell out of there. i just blocked like ten people that i never should even have come across in the first place

[acknowledge-reigns]

I can't believe I had to see both M*tt R*ddle and L*gan P*ul lewds today 😖 fuckin internet.

[katsuriin]

also (sorry lmao) i feel like he gives the best bear hugs from behind, like his chin resting on the top of your head and he breathes in your scent, hands trail over your arms innocently because he can’t get enough of you AND CUDDLES (he likes spooning you and hearing you talk about your day while he cradles you)

YES LYNN UR MIND✨

when he's had a particularly annoying or draining day he'll just latch?? onto you and won't let go, literally wherever you are

if you're with people, his face will be nuzzled into your neck so he doesn't have to interact with anyone dhhdhd cue denki coming in the kitchen and ur like 👁️👁️ and bkg is like 😴and he's like oh it's one of those days

but when you're alone he does rest his head on your head if ur short like me or shoulder. like if you have a skin care routine, you'll just be happily pampering yourself in the bathroom and he'll be standing there just watching you with his chin resting on your head, maybe grazing his hands down your arms or squeezing you in a hug

he will just drag you to the bed to cuddle as well it doesn't matter what you're doing too. especially if you've been studying for too long like he will grab your hands, save your work and then pick you up to go cuddle djdjdjd anD YES spooning omg because he likes to feel like he's protecting you 🥺

he can feel the vibrations of your voice against his chest too and it calms him down so much. you can tell when this happens because he starts mumbling more and sounding a little dozy

I also headcanon that he likes touching your face, like gentle caresses or little squishes of your cheeks and nose boops, so whilst your cuddling you always get a bit of extra affection from him 🥺

[mankai-afterhours]

//if you're thinking about Banri's morning voice already I cant help you, I can only make it worse 🤭🤭 - 💖

// SEEING HIM ANIMATED TODAY DIDN'T HELP JESUS I CANNOT CATCH A BREAK FROM HIM >/////>;;;

[noiivvern]

im desperate for a nighttime summer activity

[p-antomime]

P♡ddles & Belts & H♡nds! — TOM♡N ver.

ᜊ. s. manjiro, r. ken, h. takemichi, m. takashi, s. hakkai, m. chifuyu! — only your favorite tokyorev. men punishing you!

𖦹 minors don’t interact.

𖦹 content: sub!gn!reader, manhandle, mention of ropes + bondage, power control, impact play + spanking, undertones of brat taming, pain play, dacryphilia, face fucking, breath play.

ᥫ᭡. taglist! ┊ tokyo rev. masterlist!

❤︎ — s. manjiro ! 

Mikey likes to mess up with your mind, in the good sense, which means that he would definitely, just like Draken, use his own hands to grope and hit your ass and thighs. Why use paddles, belts, anything if he can have the pleasure of feeling your warm, soft skin against his hand? And besides, Manjiro would have in his mind recorded a strikes system that he used silently with you, the maximum number was 6 strikes, each one equaling about 10 slaps and he knew that in the end, after you passed the 20th, you would no longer be able to concentrate on counting and he would have a good reason to pin you against the bed, hips up and face wet with tears down, and sink inside you with his pelvis and groin slapping repeatedly against the sensitive and abused skin of your ass.  

Manjiro lives for the feeling of hearing you moaning and whimpering and babbling his name interspersed with deep breaths and several “C-Cannot take it, a-anymore” to which he would promptly reply you, “’Course you can, honey, you can, will take it,” deep down, you knew that if it was too much, if pain overrode pleasure on the spot, the safe word was there to be used, even though Mikey knows yours limits better than anyone else, and besides, you wouldn't be able to think of anything other than him and how his fingers press so well against your skin between slaps and how it's worth it to piss him off and play with his strikes system if it means punishment is better than having him treat you like a sweetie in bed. 

❤︎ — r. ken ! 

Why use whips or belts when he has such big, good, gripping hands? Ryūguji is a professional grabber and he also knows how to measure force in the right way; he knows, he just doesn't want to use that knowledge when he has you bent over one of his thighs with your ass hanging in the air ready to receive whatever slaps or pinches he is willing to give you. Unlike Manjiro, Draken would not ask or demand that you count the slaps for him, but would periodically ask, "d’you understand what you did wrong?", “wanna apologize?” — and you'd better have an answer on the tip of the tongue, even if it's a naughty or bratty one; push his buttons, see how far you can take his slaps without making it clear how wet you are already between his legs. 

If there was a nice, behaved response, like the good baby Ken knows you can be if you try hard enough, he would reward you by letting his hand slide from your aching ass to the middle of your thighs to stroke you and let you get off using his long, slender fingers, typically saying "fuck yourself on my fingers, sweetie" in a husky voice. However, if there wasn't one or you were naughty, Ken is more than willing to move the slaps from your ass to the middle of your legs making you gasp and cry even harder until his cock is leaking more and more, after all, how can he help himself? You're so pretty crying, sobbing and drooling not knowing how to handle the pain mixed with pleasure; Ken couldn't stop himself before he made you ride him only to make you take him deep and cry more while your aching ass rubs against his thighs every time you go down before going up again. 

❤︎ — m. takashi ! 

Takashi is such na aesthetic man, ethereal even. He loves to use paddles, especially the ones with a heart-shaped end because to him the act of punishing you is also an act of love for showing you how to obey, after all, his love would not always come in the form of kisses, cuddles and his mouth stuck between your legs sucking and licking you the way he knows you love it. Unlike the others, Mitsuya is more likely to use impact play combined with ropes to keep your legs and arms immobilized and when you were all done, with cheeks wet with tears and legs trembling and making the ropes sink even deeper into your skin, he would be more likely to overstimulate you using his fingers or mouth to take advantage of the fact that you are too tired to react and also can't move right. 

“You're looking so pretty, angel,” he would whisper with fingers already deep inside you while his other hand massaged and squeezed the spots that were lightly marked by the heart paddle. Unlike Ken and Mikey, Takashi would not prolong your punishment any longer than the brief session of impact play because, after you had babbled that you would no longer fuss and would behave yourself — even if it was a lie, he would go back to treating you like his little angel and waste even more time forcing you to take all the pleasure he wanted to give you. In the end, you would be trading spanking for overstimulation, and it's a double win for him. 

❤︎ — m. chifuyu ! 

It would be so hard to make Chifuyu lose patience enough to give you a full punishment, but it wouldn't be impossible, with the right determination and willpower you can make Matsuno Chifuyu snap. And the "O" in Matsuno stands for "Overhelmed", which means that, yes, Chifuyu would definitely use his hands to spank you, but more than that: he wants to see you finished, overdone, ruined, unable to formulate even a comma, so definitely the spanking would come accompanied by at least one hitachi wand stuck between your legs or a vibrator deep inside you and the pleasure would mix with the pain and the more you tried to get away from both the slaps and the toys glued to your body, the harder Chifuyu would lower his hand against your ass, even fining his fingers just to hear you whimper a little louder. 

And truth be told: he didn't know how horny he would get just listening to you whimpering and panting more and more and saying “’F-Fuyu, 's hurting”; the initial idea wasn't even to end it all by fucking you and making his cum drip between your legs and also wet your ass marked with his fingerprints. But if Chifuyu didn't do it right there, right when you were all exposed, ready to be used with more and more liquid leaking out and making a mess, he would have to do it later using his own hand and a tight hole is better than five fingers around his cock — and, besides, he could put you in matting press and lower his hips over the exact same spot he slapped you over to make you learn better where you belong. 

❤︎ — h. takemichi ! 

Takemichi is so cute, if pissing off Chifuyu is really hard, let alone doing it to Takemichi, but at least he's not that immune to his own jealousy, so it would be effective to use this to tease his nerves until he's holding your head with the nose buried against his groin, his cock filling your mouth completely and his other hand running down your ass without much care for you choking around him and having trouble breathing, after all, breath play would also be part of his punishment — little angels who don't know how to behave properly don't deserve to breathe properly either. 

Unlike Mikey, he wouldn't mind making you count the slaps because, deep down, he would be too busy to worry about that himself, his mind too clouded with pleasure as he felt your velvety tongue rubbing and stroking the veins of his cock that pulsed more and more indicating a dangerously close climax. Takemitchy gets so easily lost fucking your mouth and abusing the soft skin of your ass that he couldn't even stand straight before he ended up cumming and making you swallow all his hot cum; in the end, every punishment session with him would just be a stress discharge. 

❤︎ — s. hakkai ! 

Hakkai is not the biggest fan of punishment(s) in the world because, although he is not the strongest man alive, he still knows that he can end up hurting you somehow, especially if he uses anything other than his own hands with which he can regulate force and pressure. Deep down, he didn't think he was capable of really using impact play as part of some punishment until a jealous day broke his mood and he minutes later found himself bending you over his knees with your ass hanging in the air just waiting for him to slap it across the skin; an anxious little smile trying not to appear on your lips because you were a believer that he wouldn't be able to take it so hard with you. 

Believing and completely wrong. Hakkai genuinely enjoyed the feel of his palm coming down against your skin and watching you squirm and try not to moan his name, he was sure it had turned you on as much as it had done the same for him, it was obvious that you could feel his erection evident and when you tried to feel it, two more slaps were slapped against your ass. And to muffle your moans, he used three more fingers shoved deep into your mouth and every now and then he made you choke on them. Maybe Hakkai discovered a new kink that day. 

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[spankthegirl]

it’s another self-spanking audio, this time with slightly louder grunts and moans!

enjoy… or don’t hehe

[nezumasa]

I’m reluctant b/c like... im worried i’m just imagining it or it’s a “spur of the moment” thing and i’m flaky af or im misinterpeting it if its not just my imagination. I just don’t want to begin worsh!p and then just abandon it b/c that just feels wrong

B/c like ive held interest for years and theres always been a sort of “vibe” there but i havent felt smtg this strong before and hmm, is this actually smtg or is it just a passing fancy?

[marzipanandminutiae]

I always had lots of sympathie for you and the unrelated posts in the Cr*mson P*ak tag but that sympathie has doubled since I realized my own favorite film, Picnic at H*nging R*ck (1975), had the exact same problem with photos of N*thalie D*rmer everywhere just because she was in the 2018 series (obviously, the photos aren't of her in the series or at events related to it). Why do people do that ToT

I have absolutely no idea. It's really annoying- H*ddles is all over my tag, and occasionally unrelated shots of the female leads too. And not even just pictures where the title is in the body text, like things from the premiere or that FIDM exhibit of the costumes or anything- I'm actually willing to let those slide (hey, they're relevant!). It's the random red carpet photos from other things, or paparazzi snaps, that drive me mad.

and can we talk about Associating Movies With Aesthetics They're Not Even Part Of? CPeak is not D@rk Ac@dem1a, people. There are no academic settings in the movie! There are private libraries in houses and one (1) publisher's office. That's it! No universities, archives, museums, public libraries...nada. Learn the term "Victorian Gothic" and go away!

(Also, this has reminded me how one of the BJD confession blogs I follow censors names through l337, misspelling, or commonly-used nicknames. so you get things like "shoe child [son of a famous shoe designer], creator of Sm@rtd0ll" or similar. I guess that removes one issue with the asterisks, namely that people who aren't familiar with the convention think you're somehow offended by the thing you're anti-tag censoring.)

[wweassets]

Costume Contest anon here. Better late than never, but introducing my first annual MAT GALA! Similar to the Met Gala, the category is formal event wear, high fashion, haux couture, creativity, and in this case, slutty! Similar to the Met Gala, photos are not allowed to be taken inside the actual ball, just on the red carpet, as it is a PRIVATE invite-only event. Since women are not invited to this event and this occasion is a men-only fundraiser, nudity is allowed! It’s just a fun night for the guys to take the night off, have a few drinks and chill, and show off who has the best fashion sense, the nicest physique, and the most endowments!

Here come the attendees down the “white carpet” ready to impress…

BR*N BR*AKKER is in his all-black era. He’s wearing a custom-made SlickItUp tight black bodysuit with black leather boots and black leather gloves, but the material is sheer just enough to reveal his dick and muscular ass in the light. His muscular frame looks incredible in the black silhouette against the white carpet, similar to Kim Kardashian’s all-black look from the Met Gala, with his dick visible through the black fabric.

S*TH R*LLINS is wearing a cropped white Vera Wang tuxedo shirt with frills ending right below his chest, and a black bowtie around his neck. He’s wearing black shades, and his hair tied up in a clean, wet top bun. He’s wearing baggy black suit pants, but there is only one leg to them, so his entire right leg and ass cheek is exposed. The pant leg on the left starts at his hip and connects to the upper thigh with the crotch completely removed, so they are essentially a sleeve for his left leg. His penis is exposed and completely hanging out, with a black blow tie around his dick he’s using as a cock ring. He’s laughing maniacally as the paparazzi take shots of his exposed penis.

M*TT R*DDLE is wearing black leather gladiator sandals with straps that go all the way up and wrap around his legs to his waist. He’s wearing nothing underneath, so he’s proudly showing off his long dick as it hangs between two leather straps. On top, he’s wearing an oversized Moncler coat.

L*GAN P*AUL is wearing a Diesel electric blue leather jacket, very high-cut that it ends in the middle of his back. Underneath, he’s wearing baggy overalls of the same material, which begin at the tops of his quads, leaving his fat ass exposed in the back and his penis semi-covered, showing the top half of his shaft. He has his curly blond hair slicked back, and wearing shiny yellow shades.

F*NN B*LOR is serving bad-boy thug, wearing a black Dior spiked leather jacket without a shirt underneath and a purple bandana ski mask over his face. Like Seth, he’s wearing black suit pants that are just two leg sleeves, and end right along the thigh, leaving his ass and penis exposed.

A*STIN TH*ORY is taking a page out of Lil’ Nas X’s book, and is painted head to toe in sparking blue body paint. He’s wearing his signature blue thong, and custom blue Off-White shoes to match.

C*ARMELLO H*YES is wearing a large black and gold patterned Versace cloak with a long train. He opens the buttons to reveal that he’s shirtless and wearing black mesh leggings, exposing his long dick. He has gold sequins going down his penis vertically that spell out “HIM.”

L* KN*GHT is wearing a bridge red Calvin Klein shirt and long tie, with matching pants. He turns around for the photographers to reveal that the entire backs of both his shirt and pants are custom made in tight sheer red material, revealing his muscular back and huge ass.

ELT*N PR*NCE from Pr*tty D*adly is wearing a creme colored button-down shirt with a matching bowtie. He’s wearing matching pants, but they are one-legged chaps and he has nothing on underneath, exposing his entire right leg, fat ass, and penis. K*T W*LSON is wearing the same exact outfit, except the one-legged chaps are on his right leg. They pose for the cameras with their junk exposed, laughing and make cocky expressions.

So, who is going to be named Best Dressed by the Assets Army?

oh WOWOWOWWOWOWOW… you’ve done it again 🙏 your writing skills are literally impeccable like i wish i had this much care in my actual job 😭 thank you for providing for us 💖

now for my results…

🥉in third place we have… pretty deadly

🥈our runner up is… logan paul

🥇and our winner…. seth rollins

how about y’all?

[ikyw-t]

me missing the boy and feeling super restless tonight even tho i overall feel at ease with our relationship but im still craving attention and affection despite having seen him the past two days

[cdreamie]

am sick and thinking of gay thoughts

[tenyurl]

ive been in such a certain mood lately .... 

[ivansergeyevichturgenev]

it's actually fucked up that saying m*ddle sch**lers triggered a million p*rn bl*gs