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nucksaid · 23 days ago

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what if you were chosen by the gods not to be the savior of a city the paragon of a country the face of a franchise but to be the court jester of the league. what if you were paul bissonnette (this post brought to you by news of his gout, likely onset by him slamming back TWO steaks every night)

#I’m still so horrified I can’t even come up with a good joke #to be clear I do not regularly consume spittin chiclets it just popped on my feed tonight and I couldn’t scroll away. 2 steaks every night #and he thought this was a normal diet.#picking on him is a gimmick for engagement but he is so genuinely dumb and embarrassing sometimes #paul bissonnette #ryan whitney #nhl #spittin chiclets #<-idk if I should tag the pod but that is where this news comes from

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lil-bastard · 3 days ago

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Whit: "Marchy, what were you trying to go back into e11even to do...?"

Marchy: "I had to go back and fckn bring it boys."

#he still sounds drunk i can't 😄#brad marchand #marchy #spittin chiclets #biz #paul bissonnette #ryan whitney #keith yandle #florida panthers #panthers lb

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penaltybox-gossip · 29 days ago

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What are your thoughts on Biz//

One of the things I disliked most about him recently is he was really trying to get in and be all buddy buddy with Connor Bedard in offseason and at the beginning of the year last season and then when Connor started to struggle, right at his lowest point, Biz publicly went for him with all that pond hockey crap. Like Bedard cleared Biz's professional peak by the time he was 8 years of age. That really pissed me off.

^^^

#c. bedard #paul bissonnette

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nottodayjustin · 9 months ago

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October 5th 2024 best hockey tweet(s) of the day

#hockey twitter #nhl #nhl hockey #hockey #edmonton oilers #connor mcdavid #zach hyman #stanley cup playoffs #buffalo sabres #paul bissonnette #sports blogging

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fannyyann · 1 year ago

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been thinking about this moment all day

#he looks SO GOOD #matthew tkachuk #2324 #paul bissonnette

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annieqattheperipheral · 7 months ago

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Welcome to the hrpf club biz. Your nasty mind could actually be of use

Oh sweet summer child we have much to teach you biz

#paul bissonnette #sidney crosby #hockey art #sidnate #hrpf #colorado avalanche #avs lb

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brat-wurst · 2 months ago

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Biz: “Nate, last one here from Biz—what did you make of the Bednar look-a-like behind the bench in Dallas the other night? Did you catch a glimpse of that?”

Nate Dogg: “… Yeah, honestly I didn’t care. We lost 6-2 so it wasn’t that funny.”

Biz: “Ok. Alright, dumb question by me.” Proceeds to go fuck himself.

#nathan go-fuck-yourself mackinnon #nathan mackinnon #biz nasty #paul bissonnette #nate dogg

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reavenedges-lies · 1 year ago

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Paul Bissonnette folks 💔💔

#yotes lb #arizona coyotes #biz #paul bissonnette

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kochiana-brunnipes · 2 months ago

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“I woulda been taking cheap shots, I woulda been suspended.”

matthew tkachuk (feat. biz) on the pat mcafee show 050225

#matthew tkachuk #florida panthers #pat mcafee #paul bissonnette

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kuzmas · 2 months ago

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biz talking to kempe on the tnt stream about our harmonica queens, asking if they can bring them to edmonton dlskfjakl BIZ SHUT UP LMAO THEY NEED REST

#idols need their rest #lak lb #adrian kempe #paul bissonnette #la kings #los angeles kings #text

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sunshine-gumdrop · 6 months ago

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Biz, probably: Marchy’s mom?! A MILF with a game plan—respect. I’m about to book a flight to Halifax...

#boston bruins #brad marchand #brad Marchand's mom #paul bissonnette

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behoright · 4 months ago

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Would you ever write for any super retired players like lundquist or biznasty? asking from all the og hockey fans

@naughtyasworld ……………. ……………………no words

as someone that’s been here for 10+ years - all og hockey players are welcome on this blog n I’d def write for them. and also like….me??? like older men??? never.

a/n: (I wasn’t planning on writing this but I guess????) (warnings: smutty thoughts below. 18+ only)

Lundqvist: yes ofc. the most Daddy to ever daddy. Most likely a Sir actually but 100% a dom. And I Need him. but he gives like full dungeon vibes. super devoted to Dom as a lifestyle. devotion is his middle name. collaring ceremony. low lighting and dark walls. all the textures - soft blankets, heavy chains, high quality leather, callused but soft hands. drawing things out. moving slowly but sharply. decisive. luxurious. very meticulous, very precise. stern but loving. soooooo loving sooooo caring. I legit have sooo many thoughts about this if anyone wants to hear more.

Biz: girl I-. do I like him? am I attracted to him?

when he closes his mouth he’s. I’m sorry he’s hot. I’m SORRY. the fact that he recently fought 7 drunk men that were harassing the staff at a restaurant……maybe he’s not that bad. he gives fwb and accidentally falling for you. he gives daddy kink but he’d never admit it. he gives pretending not to want you pretending not to like you because he’s older and it’s “not what he does” but being unable to resist and ending up in bed with you each time. hotel rooms. cars. secretive. always last minute and always super primal. always ripping clothes off and promising himself this is the last time and he won’t stay after and then talking n holding you until sunrise. he gives trying to keep his roster of girls and bragging about his hook ups except for yours because it’s not like that. he gives sex is funny and something to joke about unless it’s with you. once again. The thoughts are many.