#pee shitpost

[urineluckpal2]

this is where y’all are from isn’t it

[urineluckpal2]

pee (urine)

[girlnut]

the catch for me being a pretty girl is that im insane and weird. sorry

[orangeisms]

[lune-redd]

[r-aindr0p]

The furballs are getting territorial

(what no I totally did not think of this because I am a cat owner no I never ended up with my hand covered in cat piss when I mindlessly pet my cat just coming back from the outside *sobs* )

Aazjhfdjskfhj I'm not dead !!! Just very invested in artfight until the end of july !! I'll get back to the regular shenanigans and answering asks in august, though I did think of this shitpost and took a little break today from artfight to... keep drawing I guess

[sugerbatz]

Random SML art

OH YEAAHHH🗣️🔥🔥

[hullaballu0]

Bill & Sperm‼️ 🥹

[urineluckpal2]

propaganda i’m NOT falling for:

-piss belonging in the toilet

[predninja]

All it takes is one incident for a maidenless joke to rear its head, and for Withers to make his usual bosom companion comment xD

[mp3-here]

"Mommy, mommy look!!!! I got a Gay Skater!!!!!"

[Shitpost]

[marsinacar]

we were talking about what to record and i told him he should go on about the drawing of looey he saw earlier...

@oreotheswagster as sprout

me as cosmo

@saddestghost00 as goob

[artic-star]

Just realized I’ve really only been posting my art on twitter here’s some stuff I made a bit ago

[ashdownunderscorebeloved]

Been in a car for like 3 hours and it’s got me wondering who the best and worst roadtrip partners are cuz in my opinion it’s

Best: Leraye, Paimon, Beelzebub, Eligos, and Bathin like these guys are straight vibing the whole time the radio’s turned up and the snacks are packed and it’s great

Worst: Leviathan (sorry), Bimet (i love him but he gives me those vibes idk why), Dantalian if he’s driving, and Michael like I don’t wanna be in this car

[urineluckpal2]

try not to get scared. SCARIEST STORIES.

i never used to be afraid of peeing. that is, until i met the pee man.

[bennetsbonnet]

Maybe it's just me but I'm always slightly confused when someone's takeaway from Pride and Prejudice is, 'you know what? I'd love to go to a Regency-era ball!' since the heroine has heinous things happen to her at each one:

Firstly, at the Meryton assembly, Elizabeth gets her looks insulted by a stuck up snooty man who catches her eye to make sure she knows his insult was directed at her...

Then, said snobbish man she cannot stand and who apparently doesn't think much of Elizabeth either, for some reason, looms near her while she's conversing with others, including her close friend Charlotte, during the gathering at Lucas Lodge before confusingly asking her to dance with him?!

Finally, at the Netherfield ball, Elizabeth is forced to endure dances with two men she finds repulsive, while the charming, handsome man she was hoping to spend the evening talking and dancing with is nowhere to be seen because the aforementioned stuck up snooty man, who seems sort of obsessed with her for some reason, is such a terrible person that the threat of his presence alone resulted in the hot one not showing up.

Whew. That's... A Lot. When you think of it like that, Regency balls don't seem all that appealing.

Unless you're Jane Bennet, I guess. Then, the handsome rich man who's newly arrived in your neighbourhood singles you out almost immediately and delights in dancing many times with you...

Actually, that doesn't sound so bad. Maybe I'd be okay with attending a Regency ball... but only if I could be a Jane Bennet...