#peel testing

[hausmakes]

and I would still love you if you were a worm

[morganski-19]

Steve seeing something on tiktok and trying it on Eddie

Steve: You know what I kinda really want right now, an orange

Eddie: Do we even have the oranges?

Steve: I’m not sure

Eddie: *getting up* Let me check. Nope, be back in ten

Steve: *to the camera* I was not expecting him to go that far

Ten minutes later

Eddie: *comes back to the apartment with a bag of oranges* Do you want peeled or sliced

Steve: Peeled

Eddie: Ok

Steve: *looking at the camera* I think he passed

Eddie: *handing Steve a bowl of peeled orange slices* Passed what?

Steve: Nothing

[heich0e]

au in which touya ends up having to watch natsuo put his hands all over you because you took something offered to you at a sketchy warehouse party that has you panting and whimpering and burning up and his own hot hands can't provide you any comfort but his little brother's cool-quirked touch can

[glitchinginthegarden]

sometimes you gotta let your blorbos get a little bloody as a treat

[colorisbyshe]

mattel is owned by an israeli who was promoting the ~october 7th “documentary” (propaganda)

so maybe less caping for the barbie movie and crying about how it was “snubbed” when it got at least 5 noms too many lmfao

like… the oscar’s TO THIS DAY are racist as hell, are used to distract from real life atrocities, and here you are crying about a billion dollar movie not getting enough noms

free promo to go into mattel’s ceo’s zionist pockets lmfao.

[thebubbleplush1]

Guess who wrote a Peeled Apple oneshot cuz I needed to cope that they didn't even race together

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65267569

really short only about 1k words but I can't write really long stuff lol

[crookedkryptonitebeliever]

Yves peeling oranges for us? ORANGE PEEL THEORY YVES!

You wouldn't even need to ask for an orange from Yves. He is quite fussy about your nutrition, ensuring you get two servings of fruit daily. Of which usually includes an orange, as they're chock full of vitamin C and antioxidants. It's always served beautifully as if it was from a fruit platter fit for royalty.

However, if you decide to test him on this, he will respond in two ways.

He would wordlessly retrieve an orange from the fridge, and thoroughly peel it for you, removing all the stringy pith. It would almost look synthetic- he's only allowing the juicy, refreshing pulp to reach your tongue. All fruits must be served in your usual fruit bowl and fork if you're eating at home. Elsewhere, his hands would act as the plate; he would prefer to hand you the orange pieces like a fruit dispenser. Even better, he would hand-feed you.

Or, he could outright refuse to give you an Orange if he knows you're either:

Allergic to it

Intolerant towards it (Causing bloating, cramping, and diarrhea)

About to overdose on oranges

About to overdose on oranges AND have diabetes

If you have gastroesophageal reflux disease

Taking a medication that will have undesirable side effects when eating an orange

Being drugged by Yves, and an orange can interfere with its efficacy or lead to your death.

Making this a sexual thing and causing Yves to be uncomfortable

Asking for an orange as a part of your plan to maliciously hurt Yves or yourself

He would absolutely offer you an alternative option which will be prepared as meticulously as always.

It isn't that Yves didn't know the existence of this trend, he sees what you see after all. Of course, he does note how to "pass" this test, but it comes so naturally to him that he would scoff about how the participants of this trend are not meeting his caregiver standards. They barely removed the pith for their lovers, not providing an appropriate vessel for them to eat out of and most likely serving that orange warm.

No, he doesn't feel betrayed or upset that you didn't "trust" him. It's a silly little trend, and he made sure you knew Yves is the only person that you can trust to take care of you no matter what. He knew damn well you're doing this just to fit in with the rest of your peers, Yves was young once, easily impressionable and naive too. It isn't causing any harm, so why not let you have your fun?

Overall, he loves doing things for you. Provided that you're polite about it and not an asshole to him or the world around you.

[majimasleftasscheek]

Do you have any plans to make stickers? Bc my god would I KILL for a Goromi one to put on/in my welding helmet

I do! I have some samples of sticker sheets I've made but currently working thru a couple of manufacturers cuz there's some things I like and don't like about the few I've tried

[sheepstiel]

there's a trend rn where ppl ask their partner to peel them an orange and watch their reaction. okay how is this about destiel you ask. let me paint you a picture: dean asks cas to peel him an orange. cas agrees of course. he picks up the orange in question from dean's hand by his teeth, swallows it whole and then proceeds to do whatever he was doing before. after five minutes or so, he returns to dean and spits out perfectly peeled orange sections into his hand. dean eats them.

[hausmakes]

and I would peel every orange for you

and I would still love you if you were a worm<3

[queso-blanco]

How the chefs would peel an orange for you 🍊

Carmy: Makes the peel do some pretty spiral, arranges the slices all fancy on a little plate.

Richie: Jabs his thumb in it, rips it apart splattering juice everywhere, takes roughly half of it as a "tax".

Sydney: Looks at you like you're stupid but very angrily peels it anyway.

Marcus: Makes a dessert out of it, garnishes with orange zest.

Tina: Steals it and says "Peel your own orange."

Ebra: "I once knew a man who wanted an orange, so he planted a whole orchard. He died before the trees ever produced fruit."

Fak: Already bought you a container of pre-sliced from the store.

Nat: Peels it like a normal person. "Here you go, sweetie. Would you like me to slice it too?"

[gojoest]

on my hands n knees begging to hear what you have to say about satoru and the orange peel theory

i think you don’t even get to the part of asking him to peel it for you :( you just grab an orange from the kitchen and go sit next to him and he just taps on his leg as an invite for you to make yourself comfortable on his lap. and as you straddle yourself over him, he gives you a sweet soft peck and takes the orange from your hand. “my pretty is craving oranges?”, he speaks to you in a tender whisper while carefully pulling the peel away from the fruit. “open big”, he separates a section of it and holds it to your mouth “take a bite and let me taste it on your lips”

alternatively, which has nothing to do with the theory, if you’re both still in the mutual pining phase, i can totally see this simple act of service as his first attempt at subtly confessing his feelings for you

[fella-lovin-fella]

"my boyfriend wouldn't peel an orange for me :(" if there were no oranges left in the world and i needed one, my boyfriend would get a PhD in botany and bring them back. and peel it for me. so.

[1pcii]

just learned what the orange peel theory is off the clock app and now I'm sobbing thinking about this scenario with namivivi.

Nami asking Vivi if she could peel her one of her tangerines and at first she is confused, because Nami is quite protective of her tangerines and prefers to oversee their upkeep herself. But she does so anyway, peeling it and picking off the pith, honoured at a personal show of trust from her. and Nami watching her with so much love in her heart, looking at her as if Vivi is cradling the organ in her own hands. She's such a fiercely independence person but to see this other girl, this princess, place the peeled tangerine in her hand with a smile on her face makes her think that maybe letting her so fast in wasn't such a bad idea after all.

[bishounenbtr]

say what you want about s4 of btr (understandable) but it was so kames-tastic.

[bi-lyfe-is-tired]

The issue with working in a hospital is when I then need to access healthcare, I get fed up with the lack of urgency and long waiting lists that come with routine gp services