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Peter Kernel Released New Album "Drum To Death"
Photo by Giacomo Bastianelli “Drum to Death” is a collection of 11 experiments by Peter Kernel and their favourite drummers. The full-length album was released digitally on October 13th, 2023 by On The Camper Records, and is now available in CD and Vinyl formats. Throughout the years 2020-2023 Peter Kernel invited eleven of their most esteemed drummers to provide them rhythms with which they…
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maquina-semiotica · 2 years ago
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Peter Kernel, "Men of the Women" #NowPlaying
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gonnadosomethingwmylife · 1 year ago
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neal caffrey had become peter burke’s manic pixie dream girl and that’s why he finally snapped in season 5, in this essay-
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moonstruckme · 4 months ago
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Maeeeeee, would you maybe write something about reader being self conscious about not having like, “flawless” skin like maybe there’s some bumps from acne or KP on her body and she’s worried that her bf won’t want to touch her bare skin or cuddle because of it? Could be with Steve or tasm!Peter if you feel at all inspired. If not, no worries :-) <3
Ty <3
cw: reader has insecurities around body acne
tasm!Peter Parker x fem!reader ♡ 786 words
Peter slumps onto his bed, hardly noticing the two kernels of popcorn that tumble out of his bowl. He cozies right up to your side. 
“Let me in there.” 
You lift the blanket around your shoulders, allowing him to slip underneath and situate the popcorn between you. Peter’s room is slowly becoming your favorite haunt in the city. He’s got a great view, with a window that looks out at the skyline but is too far up to get much street noise. His bed has been worn down to peak comfort, with a springy mattress and sheets washed to soft perfection. And when he lays against you like this, the light of a movie’s opening credits coming from his laptop to wash his face in an ever-morphing gradient of colors, you really just cannot think of any place you’d rather be. 
Peter kisses your head like he knows what you’re thinking, grabbing a handful of popcorn before gathering you close to his chest. His arm comes around your shoulders. When his fingertips brush over bumpy skin, you shift sideways, drawing in a breath. It’s not terribly dramatic, but it’s enough to cause concern. 
Peter looks down at you, colors morphing from green to blue on one side of his face. “What’s up?” 
“Nothing, sorry—just, I have some acne there.” 
“Oh, shit, sorry.” Peter’s hand falls away. He presses pause on his laptop, and you feel awash with embarrassment. “It hurts? Want me to have a look?” 
“No, it doesn’t really hurt.” The movie has stopped on a dark orange color, likely adding a warm hue to your now warming face. 
“Okay.” Your boyfriend looks confused. “Are you sure?” 
“I’m sure,” you say to reassure him. “It doesn’t hurt, it’s just that it’s…bumpy.” 
He nods for a moment. “Right,” he says slowly. “So it bothers you when I touch it?” 
“I…no.” Suddenly, you realize that you have no idea where you were going with this. You feel stupid for bringing it up at all. “It doesn’t bother me, necessarily.” 
“Okay.” Peter relaxes back into his previous position, his arm around your shoulders. But he doesn’t touch your bumpy skin, as though still exercising caution. “Then what’s wrong?” 
“Nothing’s wrong.” 
“You jumped like I’d electrocuted you when I put my hand on your shoulder.” 
“Well, I didn’t think you’d want to touch it.” 
His head cocks to the side. “Why not?” 
“Because…it’s…” It feels weird to say out loud. There’s something about voicing insecurities that makes them worse than they are in your head. “Peter,” you say in a soft voice. Pleading a little, because your boyfriend is smart. Surely he can put it together without your help. 
The sympathetic line of his mouth reveals that Peter has, in fact, put it together. “I promise you,” he says, “I don’t give one single shit what your skin feels like. Or what it looks like.” 
“It’s okay if you do.” 
“I don’t. Seriously. I just want to hold you, is that okay?” 
“Of course it’s okay.” Your voice has turned quiet, caught between shame and fondness. “I just didn’t want you to be surprised, or to…for you to think you had to put up with it if it grossed you out.” 
“Oh, my god,” Peter groans theatrically. “Shut up.” He kisses your head, then your cheek, then slouches to hit your shoulder. “I love you, but shut up. I never want to hear you say ‘gross’ in relation to yourself ever again, do you get that?” 
“Okay,” you murmur sheepishly. 
“Good.” He drops another kiss on your shoulder for good measure. “Even if it had surprised me, sweetheart, it’s not like it would have been so jarring. It happens, it’s normal. I don’t care.” 
“Okay.” 
“Are you hearing me? You’re perfect. Exquisite. There is no part of you I don’t want to touch. Not that I’m, erm, suggesting anything other than movie-watching tonight, but. You know.” 
Your lips tug. By the way Peter smiles back, with relief, you wonder if that was half the plan. 
“The only thing I care about,” he goes on, voice dropping into a more sincere register, “is that I’m not touching you anywhere you don’t want me to. So, are you sure you don’t mind?” 
“I’m sure,” you say. “Sorry, I shouldn’t have brought it up.” 
“Are you kidding me?” Peter gives you a good squeeze, hand settling comfortably over your shoulder again. “Don’t be sorry. The only thing I love more than feeling you up is listening to you talk. Actually, maybe we should scrap this whole movie and you can just monologue to me.” 
“I’m good.” 
“No? I feel like it’d be really fun.” 
“No, I don’t think so. Press play, Peter.”
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estellan0vella · 4 months ago
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The Romantic Trials and Tribulations of Han Peter Jisung: H.JS Han Jisung x fem!reader (College AU)
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CW: Panic Attacks and Anxiety, Sexual Harassment and Assault Attempt, Violence and Physical Assault, Jisung falls fast and hard, Discussion of mental health issues, Language barrier difficulties (reader is Brazilian-Korean), Jisung is a yapper, strangers to lovers, CurlySung with a little manbun General Masterlist SKZ Masterlist
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The living room is a mess of blankets, snack wrappers, and bodies sprawled across the couch and floor. You’re wedged between Chan-hee and Kevin as the bluish glow of Twilight plays on the TV. You barely even care about the movie, half-listening as Edward broods over Bella while the real entertainment unfolds in front of you.
Juyeon and Jacob are wrestling like their lives depend on it, grunting and cursing as they roll across the floor, limbs flailing. The cause of their battle? A single, lonely piece of kimbap sitting on the coffee table, the last remnant of the meal you cooked earlier. 
“You two are fucking ridiculous,” Chan-hee says, shoving a handful of popcorn into his mouth. “It’s one piece of kimbap.”
“It’s the last piece,” Juyeon grunts, trying to pin Jacob’s arm behind his back. “And Y/N made it. That makes it sacred."
Kevin throws his head back with a dramatic sigh. “Just fucking split it.”
“No,” Juyeon and Jacob yell at the same time, their voices muffled as they continue to struggle.
Kevin rolls his eyes and throws a popcorn kernel at them. It bounces off Jacob’s head. “You guys are fucking exhausting.”
Jacob finally manages to wriggle free, lunging for the kimbap, but Juyeon is quicker. He snatches it up, shoving it into his mouth before Jacob can stop him. 
Jacob lets out a horrified gasp, flopping onto the floor like he’s just been stabbed. “You’re dead to me,” he mutters, face buried in the carpet.
Juyeon chews triumphantly. “Worth it.”
Kevin claps his hands together. “Okay, children, now that that fucking disaster is over, tomorrow, movie marathon?”
You shift uncomfortably, tucking your hands into the sleeves of your jumper. “I... um... I can’t,” you mumble, your Portuguese accent thick as you struggle to piece the sentence together. “I, uh, plans with Minho.”
Chan-hee’s head snaps toward you so fast you think he might get whiplash. “Excuse me?!”
Kevin gasps, clutching his chest like you just personally betrayed him and you sink further into the couch. “He, um, needs help, with, uh study. Marine life.”
Chan-hee stares at you, utterly scandalized. “We’re not even classed as your best friends, are we?”
Your eyes widen in panic. “You are! You are! Just different. I know Minho longer. Like, um,  since I born longer.”
Jacob, Juyeon, and Kevin all let out dramatic gasps, clutching at each other like the revelation is too much to bear. Juyeon strokes Jacob’s hair like he’s comforting a grieving widow. “We’ll get through this,” he murmurs.
You groan, burying your face in your hands. “You all are dramatic.”
Kevin leans in, grinning. “Remember how he threatened us when you moved in?”
Everyone falls silent for a moment. Then, as if on cue, they all shudder.
“Oh, fuck,” Juyeon mutters.
“I still have nightmares,” Jacob adds.
Chan-hee rubs his arms like he’s suddenly cold. “He didn’t even have to yell. Just stared at us with that fucking psychotic look, like he was planning where to hide our bodies.”
Kevin nods solemnly. “Yeah. That was terrifying.” He turns back to you. “So what are the plans for you and Mr. Murder Stare?”
You hesitate, already regretting saying anything. “Um, going to frat house. Meeting his, uh, friends.”
The room falls dead silent before Kevin and Chan-hee both let out twin gasps of pure horror.
Jacob scrambles to his feet. “We need the sage.”
“Now,” Chan-hee agrees, already digging through the mess of the coffee table.
Juyeon stands, nodding gravely. “I’ll get the lighter.”
You blink in confusion. “Uh, what?”
Kevin grabs your shoulders, shaking you slightly. “Y/N, you’re stepping into Alpha Phi territory. That place is cursed.”
“They’re demons,” Chan-hee adds. “We have to cleanse you before you go in.”
Jacob returns with a bundle of sage, holding it like it’s a weapon. Juyeon flicks the lighter open, flame dancing.
You sigh. There’s no arguing with them when they get like this. “Okay. Do... whatever.”
Kevin grins. “Oh, this is gonna be fun.”
Chan-hee waves his hands dramatically. “Everyone, gather around! We must protect our dear Y/N from the hellfire she is about to walk into.”
Juyeon lights the sage, the scent of burning herbs filling the air. Jacob starts humming some kind of ominous chant, waving his hands in circles.
Chan-hee presses a hand to your forehead. “Be gone, evil spirits of Alpha Phi! May the ghost of marine biology protect you!”
Kevin stifles a laugh as he moves behind you, making a cross over your back with the sage. “We anoint you with the power of sanity, so you do not lose yourself among the testosterone-ridden fiends.”
Juyeon walks in circles around you, waving the sage like a priest performing an exorcism. Jacob throws popcorn in the air like it’s holy water.
You sit there, letting them do whatever the fuck this is, fingers playing with the hem of your jumper. Your face is warm, a mix of embarrassment and amusement bubbling up as they take it all way too seriously.
Kevin finally steps back, nodding in satisfaction. “Alright. She’s protected.”
Jacob pats your head. “If you feel possessed, let us know.”
You shake your head, exhaling slowly. Your anxiety is still there, humming beneath your skin, but they always make things feel a little lighter. Even if they’re fucking insane.
Chan-hee flops back onto the couch. “Now, let’s finish this fucking movie. And someone make more kimbap before Jacob kills Juyeon.”
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Minho stands in the middle of the Alpha Phi frat house living room, a spatula in his hand, smacking it against his palm with slow, deliberate force. The rhythmic sound echoes through the space, a sharp snap against his skin, a warning. He doesn’t say anything at first, just lets the repeated slap of silicone against flesh set the tone.
Hyunjin, sprawled half-asleep on the couch with his buzzed head resting against a pillow, blinks sluggishly. “What the fuck is going on?”
Minho lets the spatula land one more time, tilting his head slightly. “All of you have a chance to live past tomorrow as long as you listen to what I say right now.”
Seungmin leans forward from his spot in the armchair, adjusting his glasses. “The fuck does that mean?”
Minho finally stops hitting his palm and plants the spatula against his hip. “My best friend is coming over tomorrow afternoon.”
Chan looks up and sighs, tossing his phone onto the coffee table. “Min, you have people over all the time. We literally hear you fucking them. So what if you’re fucking your best friend?”
Minho freezes. A visible shudder runs through him before he lets out the most guttural, agonized gag. His entire body convulses, and he violently dry heaves, doubling over, hands on his knees. The sound is disgusting like he’s about to vomit all over the carpet.
“Dude, what the fuck-”
Felix, who has been sitting quietly on the couch with Jisung nestled between his legs, presses his lips together, watching with faint amusement as Minho continues to gag like he’s choking on pure horror.
Jisung, still fidgeting with his cube while Felix braids tiny sections of his hair and shoves random clips into it, looks up. “That was a really strong reaction. We should unpack that.”
Minho abruptly straightens, eyes burning with rage. He strides over to Chan and smacks him across the shoulder with the spatula. Hard.
“Ow, what the fuck?!”
Minho smacks him again. “This is not like that, you absolute fuckhead!” Another smack. “She’s my best friend. Only a friend.” Smack. “And everyone here knows I prefer cock anyway!” Smack, smack, smack.
“Jesus fucking Christ, Minho!”
Minho finally relents, shaking the spatula at the rest of them. “She’s coming over because I have a marine life portion of my veterinary science course, and she studies marine biology and she has crippling anxiety.”
Seungmin gestures lazily to Jisung. “He also has crippling anxiety.”
Jisung, still on the floor, barely looks up, too focused on clicking his cube back and forth as Felix continues to mess with his hair, now twisting the strands into uneven sections and securing them with tiny hair ties.
Jisung hums. “Yeah, but mine makes me hyper as fuck. I can’t sit still. I can’t stop talking. My brain is like a YouTube autoplay button that someone forgot to turn off.”
Minho exhales sharply, running a hand through his honey-blonde hair. “Exactly. You and her have very different presentations of anxiety. You’re a chihuahua on crack cocaine.”
Jisung grins. “Aww, thanks.”
Minho ignores him. “She can’t talk to new people. I have to do that for her. If I don’t, she just shuts down.”
Felix frowns. “Are you sure bringing her here is a good idea?”
Minho presses the spatula against his palm again. “No, which is why I am giving you all this talk now and why all of you shall have the fear of Minho put in you.���
Jisung glances up, blinking. “Isn’t the saying fear of God?”
Minho points a finger upwards. “God, if you believe, is up there.” He slowly lowers the finger and points directly at Jisung. “I am right here. Much, much closer.”
Seungmin smirks. “Yeah, because Satan came to earth and took on the name Lee Minho.”
Minho shrugs. “Maybe. Now, listen the fuck up. She doesn’t like loud noises or sudden loud noises. They make her panic, so being quiet is fucking necessary.” He stops and turns to glare at Chan, Changbin, and Hyunjin. “So all three of you stay the fuck out of the kitchen. No fire alarms.”
Chan scowls. “Hey-”
“No.” Minho raises the spatula again. “I swear to god, if that fire alarm goes off, I will fucking end you.”
Changbin groans. “That was one time.”
“One time my ass. You nearly burned the whole fucking kitchen down.”
Hyunjin throws his hands up. “Okay, yeah, that was bad, but-”
“Do you want to die?”
“No.”
“Then stay the fuck out of the kitchen.”
Felix squeezes Jisung’s pec absentmindedly as he glances up at Minho. “So basically, we just have to be on our best behaviour?”
Minho tilts his head, considering. “No. You all need to know the consequences of fucking up.”
Seungmin sighs. “Here we go.”
Minho cracks his neck. Then, slowly, he levels his gaze at Chan first. “If you say anything that makes her uncomfortable, I will personally drag you by your stupid curly head of hair and drown you in the fucking toilet.”
Chan raises an eyebrow. “That seems excessive.”
Minho ignores him and moves to Changbin. “If you yell near her, I will rip out your vocal cords with my bare hands and string them up like decorations.”
Changbin snorts. “Creative.”
Next, Hyunjin. “If you scare her in any way, I will take that ugly fucking buzzcut of yours and carve a smiley face into the back of your head with my pocket knife.”
Hyunjin gasps, hand flying to his hair. “Bitch!”
Felix is next. “If you touch her without permission, I will break all ten of your fingers and then feed them to you.”
Felix pouts. “I wouldn’t touch her-”
Minho moves on. “Seungmin.”
Seungmin sighs dramatically. “Let me guess. If I insult her, you’ll shove my head into the oven?”
Minho shrugs. “Actually, I was thinking of locking you in the laundry room and filling it with spiders, but the oven is a solid alternative.”
Lastly, Jeongin. Minho crosses his arms. “If you do anything stupid, I will throw your entire fucking sewing machine out the window.”
Jeongin gasps, clutching his chest. “That’s fucked up.”
“Wait a second.” Chan gestures vaguely at the group. “You didn’t threaten Jisung.”
Minho turns to Jisung, who looks up from his fidget cube with curious eyes. “I will take your consoles,” Minho says. “And then I will gently tuck you into bed, and I will make you take a nap if you scare her with your rambling.”
“That’s fucking favouritism!” 
“What the fuck?!” 
“Are you kidding me?” 
Jisung sputters, eyes wide. “No, wait, that’s not favouritism! I hate naps more than anything!”
Felix ruffles his hair, snickering. “Aww, poor baby.”
Jisung flails. “No, seriously, I fucking hate naps! I’d rather be waterboarded!”
Minho smirks. “Sucks to suck, buddy.”
Jisung groans, collapsing against Felix’s legs. “I fucking hate this house.”
Minho lets the chaos settle for a moment, rolling his shoulders before fixing them all with another pointed look. The spatula, still firm in his grip, smacks against his palm once more. It’s almost a reflex at this point.
“Also, there’s something else you need to know,” he says, his tone measured, but firm enough that it silences the lingering murmurs of complaint about favouritism. “Her Korean is very broken. She spent most of her life in Brazil. Technically, her first language is Korean, but she has spoken Portuguese for so long that she’s basically relearning the language now. She’s got a strong accent, and sometimes it takes her a few seconds to translate. She also uses her hands a lot when she talks, she gestures to try and figure out what she’s trying to say.”
Felix immediately nods. “Oh, yeah. I get that.” His fingers absentmindedly smooth down one of Jisung’s messy little braids. “I did the same thing when I moved here. It’s fucking hard. Your brain works twice as much trying to make sure you don’t sound like an idiot.”
Jisung perks up. “Oh! I was like that when I lived in Malaysia! Learning Malay was fucking hard, dude.” He clicks his fidget cube rapidly, his knee bouncing as the energy spikes in his chest. “Like, okay, so, I was already speaking English and Korean, right? But then I get thrown into this whole new language, and it’s like- fuck- what’s the word? Overload! Yeah, like, my brain was constantly buffering. And then when I finally got used to Malay, I had to start learning Mandarin too because everyone around me spoke it, and let me tell you, the tonal shit? A fucking nightmare.”
Changbin nudges Jeongin. “He’s going off.”
Jeongin smirks. “It’s kinda impressive how his mouth can keep up with his brain.”
Jisung barely pauses to breathe. “Oh, and don’t even get me started on writing! The characters, the sentence structure, the grammar, it’s a whole fucking process. Sometimes I’ll write something and realize I mixed up three languages in one sentence, and I have no idea how the fuck it happened. And then, like, my brain is just constantly flipping between them, and-”
Minho sighs. “Come on, Ji. We’ll get you some decaffeinated tea to wind you down, and I’ll sort out that mess on your head before Felix ruins your hair permanently.”
Jisung bounces to his feet instantly, almost knocking over the coffee table in the process. “Okay!” He scurries after Minho like an excited puppy, his fidget cube still clicking away in his hand.
Once they’re in the kitchen, Minho flips the light to a lower setting, the glow dimming into something softer. Jisung’s energy is still at its peak, but Minho knows the drill.
Jisung plops himself onto the counter, swinging his legs. “You know, I’ve been thinking about trying boxing more seriously. Not just for cardio, but like, an actual thing.” His fingers drum against his thighs. “Like, you know how we go to the gym and spar sometimes? What if I did that, but, like, a couple more times a week?”
Minho grabs the kettle and starts filling it with water. “Try the tea first.” He sets it on the stove, turning to face Jisung with a raised brow. “If you can sit through one sensory video without bouncing off the fucking walls, we’ll talk about increasing your gym time.”
Jisung narrows his eyes. “You drive a hard bargain.” He twists his fidget cube in his palm, considering. “What video?”
Minho leans against the counter. “One of those animated ones.”
Jisung claps his hands. “I love those. My favourite is when they change faces, and I’m like, ‘Aww, smiley peas,’ and then they switch, and I’m like, ‘Awww, smiley banana!’ And when they line up like a rainbow? Fucking art.”
Minho just shakes his head, amused, as he sets a mug on the counter. He brews the tea, setting it in front of Jisung before pulling out his phone to queue up a video. The screen fills with soft, satisfying animations, fruits and vegetables bouncing, colours shifting in rhythm with calm background music.
Jisung picks up his mug, blowing on the tea before taking a cautious sip. His shoulders drop slightly as the warmth spreads through him, the combination of the video and the drink working its magic.
Minho stands behind him, carefully undoing the mess Felix created in his hair. His fingers work gently, untangling knots and loosening the haphazard braids.
“You let him get really carried away this time,” Minho murmurs, combing his fingers through Jisung’s hair.
Jisung hums, watching as the fruit on screen morphs into another shape. “He likes playing with it. And honestly? It feels kinda nice.”
Minho chuckles. “You’re such a fucking cat.”
Jisung shrugs. “I’ll take that as a compliment.”
The kitchen is quiet for a few minutes, the only sounds being the soft music from the video and the occasional sip from Jisung’s tea. His knee still bounces, but slower now. The energy isn’t gone, but it’s settled, softened around the edges.
Minho finishes untangling the last braid and smooths his hands over Jisung’s hair. “There. Good as new.”
Jisung sighs dramatically. “You’re the best, Min. Seriously. What would I do without you?”
Minho smirks, tossing the fidget cube back to him. “Probably combust.”
Jisung catches it easily, already clicking it again. “Yeah. Probably.”
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The summer heat clings to your skin as you step up the worn stone steps leading to the Alpha Phi frat house. The sun hangs high, casting long shadows against the pavement, and your fingers twitch against the chain strap of your black quilted shoulder bag. Your silver anxiety rings spin under your thumb, a nervous habit you can’t seem to break.
You inhale deeply, adjusting your fitted black cropped turtleneck, the fabric snug against your torso while your wide-leg grey trousers billow softly with each movement. The material is light, breathable, but you still feel the weight of your own nerves pressing against your chest.
You reach the front door, hesitating for only a second before pressing the doorbell. Your eyes widen as Love Me Like This by NMIXX rings out at full volume, echoing across the porch and probably into the street. 
Before you can fully process the absurdity, the door swings open, and Minho is standing there, smirking. The sight of him eases something tight in your chest.
His eyes flick to your expression, the slight tension in your posture, and his smirk softens into something gentler. "Hey," he says, and before you can overthink it, he pulls you into a hug.
You let yourself relax for just a second, your face pressing briefly against his shoulder. The familiar warmth of him is grounding, and when he pulls back, you manage a small smile.
"How have you been?" he asks, watching as your fingers fidget with the strap of your bag.
You hesitate for a moment, translating in your head before answering. "I got project partner," you say slowly, your Korean clumsy, the sentence structure awkward. "Beom-Seok. He, uh, he is something."
Minho’s eyes narrow instantly. "Need me to fight him?"
Your eyes widen, shaking your head quickly. "No! No!"
Minho just exhales, giving you a look. "You ready?"
You nod.
"You don’t have to speak if you don’t want to, okay?" His voice is quieter now, just for you. "I’ll just tell you their names, and then we’ll head up to my room."
Another nod and Minho steps back, motioning for you to enter. You toe off your white Converse at the doorway, leaving you in your black ankle socks, and step inside. The air is cooler, the scent of something vaguely fried lingering in the space.
Then, suddenly, seven heads appear from the living room doorway, stacked on top of each other like a fucking totem pole of nosy idiots.
Minho groans. "Are you fucking serious?"
The heads remain stacked. A curious, synchronized tilt. You instinctively step slightly behind Minho, peeking out cautiously.
Minho gestures vaguely at the group. "Y/N, meet Chan, Changbin, Hyunjin, Felix, Jisung, Jeongin, and Seungmin." He points them out one by one.
You nod, heart pounding, and manage, "Nice to meet you."
The accent is unmistakable, thick and foreign, the syllables slow as you carefully piece them together. The words don’t flow naturally, each one feeling like a small mountain to climb.
You glance at Minho, silently asking if you said it right and he nods approvingly. "You got it. Pronunciation was great."
Felix grins. "Super impressive. It took me way longer when I was learning Korean."
"Oh!" Jisung practically vibrates where he stands. "That’s so cool! You’re, like, bilingual. Or trilingual? Do you speak anything else? Because that’s fucking sick. Oh, right, I should introduce myself properly. Han Jisung, at your service. Investigative journalism major, criminal psych minor. Also part-time nuisance, full-time genius. And, like, I totally get the whole language struggle thing. I lived in Malaysia for a while, right? So I had to learn Malay, and it was so fucking hard, like, the sentence structure? The way verbs change? Fucking insane. And then I came back here, and my Korean was rusty as shit, so I had to relearn a bunch-"
"Jesus Christ, someone stop him," Seungmin mutters.
Chan sighs, reaching out to slap a hand over Jisung’s mouth and Jisung nods in thanks, eyes still buzzing with energy.
Minho sighs, shaking his head. "Let’s go," he murmurs to you, leading you away from the mess and up the stairs.
The sound of the others talking fades as you follow Minho to his room, the walls lined with posters and books, a desk cluttered but organized in a way only he would understand. The scent of fresh laundry lingers, familiar and oddly comforting.
You glance at him, hesitating before saying, "Jisung is cute."
"He’s single, you know. You could get that chronically anxious dick."
Your foot immediately swings out, colliding with his shin and Minho yelps, stumbling back, clutching his leg dramatically. "You little-"
Before he can finish, you snatch a magazine from his desk and swat him over the head.
He wails. "Violence!"
You huff, crossing your arms and Minho groans, rubbing his shin. "Fine. No more comments about Jisung’s dick. Jesus."
You glare for a second longer before tossing the magazine back onto his desk.
Minho exhales, shaking his head. "You and your fucking kicks."
A small smile tugs at the corner of your lips.
He notices but doesn’t say anything, just nudges your arm lightly.
"Come on," he says. "Let’s actually study before we end up talking about Jisung’s fucking anxiety again."
You nod, settling onto the floor with him, feeling just a little less on edge.
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As soon as Minho and you disappear upstairs, Jisung spins around dramatically, clutching his chest like he’s been physically struck. His eyes are wide, sparkling with something unhinged, and his mouth falls open as if he’s about to recite the most poetic sonnet of his life.
“Love at first sight,” he breathes, staggering slightly as if the sheer weight of his emotions is too much to bear. 
Jeongin’s head snaps toward him so fast it looks like he might get whiplash. “Minho’s friend?!”
Jisung nods rapidly, his whole body vibrating like an over-caffeinated bobblehead. “Yes! Yes! Yes! Minho’s friend! The most beautiful creature to ever grace this filthy frat house! The embodiment of grace, of elegance, of shyness so devastating it makes my heart fucking ache! The little peek from behind him? The way she barely spoke but when she did, the accent, Jeongin! The fucking accent!”
Changbin stares at him, horrified. “Do you have a fucking death wish? Do you want to die? Because that’s exactly what’s going to happen if you try to pull anything with Minho’s best friend.”
Chan squints at Jisung like he’s just grown a second head. “Jisung, I know you’re mentally ill, but are you fucking insane?!”
Jisung throws his arms in the air, his fidget cube clattering onto the couch. “I can’t control it! My heart! It’s not mine anymore! It now beats for her! She had a halo, I swear to god! A halo! And a sexy accent! And she studies marine biology! Marine biology, Chan! Do you know how much I know about ocean life?! Too much! An unhealthy amount! I have years of marine documentary knowledge just rotting in my brain, waiting for the perfect moment to be used, and this is it! This is my moment!”
Seungmin pinches the bridge of his nose. “This is the worst thing you’ve ever said.”
Jisung, completely unfazed, keeps going. “Did you see her?! Did you see how fucking delicate she was? Like a little fairy? Like, holy fuck, I swear I saw wings. All quiet and pretty and soft, like a book character that just came to life. Like, I know she’s shy, and I know she has anxiety, but holy shit, that just makes her even more unreal. Like, I have anxiety, but it makes me feel like a coked-up raccoon, she has anxiety, and it makes her look like a fragile porcelain doll that I want to protect with my life! It’s a different kind of anxiety! It’s the kind of anxiety that makes my soul yearn-”
Seungmin groans. “You need to be medicated.”
Changbin shakes his head. “No, he needs a fucking lobotomy.”
Jisung keeps talking like he doesn’t even hear them. “And her outfit? The black turtleneck, the wide-leg trousers? That’s the kind of effortless fashion that’s just unfair. Like, she could’ve worn a trash bag, and she still would’ve looked like an ethereal being that descended from the heavens just to ruin my life! And the way she held her bag? Like, the little fiddling with the strap? That was the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my entire existence, and I watch baby animal compilations at least once a day!”
“Shut him the fuck up,” Hyunjin mutters.
Chan doesn’t even hesitate. He lunges forward, smacking Jisung upside the head.
Jisung yelps, but he barely stops talking. “-and don’t even get me started on her rings, because holy shit, there’s something about silver jewellery that just does something to me, and- ow, what the fuck, Chan-”
Hyunjin joins in, smacking the other side of Jisung’s head. “Shut the fuck up!”
Jisung shrieks, ducking as Changbin swings at him next and Changbin finally gets him, jabbing him in the ribs. “MINHO IS GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU.”
Felix, watching the absolute carnage unfold, simply tilts his head. “I think it’s sweet.”
Jisung gasps dramatically, clutching Felix’s wrist like he’s just been given a lifeline. “Thank you, Felix! Someone here actually appreciates romance.” He composes himself, straightening his spine. “I need a plan.”
Felix nods solemnly. “First, you need a sword to defend yourself against Minho.”
Jisung nods back, equally serious. “Right. A sword.”
Changbin gapes at them. “Are you two fucking dumb? A sword?! Against Minho?! He’ll just take it from you and stab you with it!”
Jisung waves a hand. “Details, details.” He places a hand over his heart again. “I am willing to risk it all for love.”
Felix tilts his head. “Honestly? If Minho were to let anyone here date his friend, it’d probably be Jisung.”
Jisung’s eyes widen. Slowly, a grin spreads across his face. “Gentlemen, welcome to the romantic trials and tribulations of Han Peter Jisung.”
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The quiet room is a sanctuary. A place where the hum of voices, the constant shuffle of students, the relentless buzz of the outside world all fade into the background. It’s one of the few spaces on campus where only a handful of students have access, those who need silence, those who require a place to breathe.
You exhale slowly, adjusting the volume on your laptop as the Korean narration of the marine biology documentary plays quietly. The Portuguese subtitles flicker at the bottom of the screen, your eyes following each word carefully. It’s the best way you’ve found to strengthen your Korean, forcing your brain to process both languages at once.
Your fingers toy with the anxiety rings on your hands, silver bands spinning as you jot down notes in your notebook. The documentary covers coral ecosystems, the way the reefs function as an underwater city teeming with life. You’re completely engrossed until the door opens.
Jisung stands in the doorway, holding up his access pass like he’s proving he has a reason to be here. His fitted black zip-up jacket hugs his frame, the high neck zipped up just below his chin, and his light-wash, wide-leg denim jeans hang loosely over his black combat boots. There’s something effortlessly cool about him, but the nervous energy buzzing around him makes him feel more approachable.
His expression is open, a small smile tugging at his lips. He doesn’t look like he’s here to disturb the quiet, though his very presence carries an air of movement, of something constantly in motion. He hesitates just slightly, eyes flickering toward the empty seat next to you.
“Can I sit with you?”
You nod and Jisung’s smile widens as he settles into the chair beside you, leaning in just enough to peek at your laptop screen. “Ooh, I love that documentary. They’re talking about coral life, right?”
You nod again, fingers still fidgeting with the rings on your hand.
Jisung glances at the screen again, tilting his head slightly. “Can I watch with you?”
Another nod. He seems completely unbothered by your silence, instead resting his arms on the table as he scans the subtitles. After a second, he furrows his brows. “What language are the subtitles?”
You hesitate for a moment, mentally piecing together the sentence before speaking. “Uh, Portuguese? Is that how you say?”
Jisung hums thoughtfully. “Close. You put too much emphasis on the initial consonant and not enough on the vowel.”
“Oh.” You repeat the word, trying to correct it.
Jisung grins. “Yeah, you got it.”
You smile, just a little.
He doesn’t seem to expect you to talk much, which is a relief. Instead, he starts filling the silence with easy chatter, his voice animated but careful, slow enough that you can follow along. 
“I love marine biology documentaries. I mean, I love all documentaries, but marine life is especially cool. Did you know octopuses can change colour not just to blend in, but also based on their mood? Like, they literally express emotions through their skin. That’s insane. And don’t even get me started on mimic octopuses. They can literally impersonate other sea creatures. Like, full-on cosplay. They can pretend to be sea snakes, lionfish, crabs. It’s like if I just shapeshifted into Minho whenever I wanted to scare someone.”
You do know. You know everything he’s saying, but you let him talk. Jisung watches your expression as he continues, testing how much you understand. If you look even slightly lost, he slows down, repeats certain words, and if that doesn’t work, he pulls out his phone, opening a translator app and speaking directly into it.
You blink in surprise when the app suddenly speaks in Portuguese, perfectly clear and easy to understand. 
Jisung grins. “I use it a lot. Seoul has a ton of tourists, and I like helping people if they need it.”
You don’t know what to say to that, so you just nod again.
He keeps going, keeping his voice soft so he doesn’t disrupt the quiet of the room. “Also, jellyfish? Some of them are basically immortal, like, they just revert back to their younger form and start their life cycle over. Which is kinda cool, but also terrifying because imagine if humans could do that? Like, if you hit eighty and just decided to turn back into a baby instead of dying. That’s some horror movie shit.”
Your lips twitch, amusement flickering across your face.
Jisung notices immediately, his grin widening. “Oh, I saw that. I made you smile. That’s a win for me.”
Jisung leans back slightly, staring at the screen as the documentary shifts to a segment about symbiotic relationships in the ocean. “Oh, clownfish and anemones! Classic duo. Everyone thinks of Finding Nemo, but the wild part is that clownfish can actually change sex. If the dominant female in the group dies, the largest male will turn into a female to take her place. Like, full biological transformation. That’s commitment.”
“You know lots.”
Jisung shrugs, fidgeting slightly with the sleeve of his jacket. “I get hyper-fixated on stuff sometimes. Documentaries are my comfort zone.”
You understand that more than he realizes.
Jisung tilts his head. “You’re really quiet.”
Your fingers twist the rings on your hand. “I do not know what to say.”
“That’s okay. I talk enough for both of us.”
You huff a quiet laugh, and Jisung grins like he just won something.
The documentary continues playing, but you find yourself paying more attention to Jisung’s presence beside you. He’s restless, always moving in some way, bouncing his knee, tapping his fingers, adjusting the zipper of his jacket. But it doesn’t feel disruptive. It feels natural.
He doesn’t press you to talk, doesn’t expect you to meet him at his energy level. He just exists beside you, comfortable in his own whirlwind of movement, and for the first time in a while, you don’t feel the pressure to shrink yourself down.
Maybe, just maybe, Jisung isn’t as overwhelming as you first thought.
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Jisung practically explodes into Felix’s room, the door swinging open with such force that it bounces off the wall. Felix, who had been comfortably hunched over his gaming setup, lets out a startled noise, nearly dropping his controller.
“The fuck, Jisung?” Felix huffs, yanking off his headset.
“I spent time with Y/N today!”
That gets Felix’s attention. Immediately, he pauses his game and spins in his chair, his full focus now on Jisung. “Oh?”
Jisung nods so violently that his hair flops in his face, his excitement barely contained. “We were in one of the quiet rooms. Just me and her, no interruptions, just vibes. And we watched a documentary. A marine biology documentary. Felix, do you understand how fucking insane that is?!”
Felix smirks, leaning back in his chair. “Oh, yeah. Wild.”
Jisung is undeterred, pacing the small space as he gestures wildly. “She looked so pretty, man. Like, she was just sitting there, watching the documentary, and I swear to god, she has this ethereal kind of presence. Like, you know when the light hits someone just right and they look all angelic and shit? That was her. She was wearing this really nice fitted bodysuit, deep V-neck, and I am a man, Felix, I noticed, and those high-waisted jeans? Fucking criminal. The way they fit her-"
Felix bursts out laughing, shaking his head. “Jesus, you’re gone, dude.”
“I am!” Jisung agrees, throwing his arms up. “And the jewellery, her little silver rings? I think I ascended when she started fidgeting with them. It’s so fucking cute! Like, she was just sitting there, all focused, twirling the chain around her fingers like some kind of shy goddess-”
Felix raises a hand. “Okay, Romeo, calm the fuck down.”
Jisung stops abruptly, inhaling deeply before exhaling all at once. Felix watches him for a moment before grinning. “Well, it seems like your hyper fixation on documentaries finally did something for you.”
Jisung nods rapidly, his whole body vibrating with agreement. “I know, right?! It’s like the universe finally aligned like this was the moment my excessive knowledge of marine biology was meant for! She didn’t even get annoyed when I rambled. She let me talk! And you know how people usually get all ‘Jisung, shut the fuck up’ when I start going off? She didn’t do that! She just listened! Like an angel! Like the patron saint of patience and marine ecosystems!”
Felix snickers, tilting his head. “So what’s the plan, loverboy?”
Jisung's face splits into a mischievous grin. He dramatically claps his hands together, rubbing them like a cartoon villain. “I have a plan,” 
Felix raises an eyebrow. “Oh yeah?”
“I’m going to write a journalism article on investigating the effects of plastic on aquatic life. And then I’m going to ask Y/N to help me.”
Felix stares at him for a second before bursting out laughing. “That’s actually smart.”
Jisung grins, practically vibrating with enthusiasm. “I know! She’s literally a marine biology major, Felix. This is perfect! It’s academic, it’s something I genuinely care about, and it means I’ll get to spend more time with her!”
Felix shakes his head, still grinning. “Damn, you’re really in deep, huh?”
Jisung groans dramatically, flopping onto Felix’s bed. “Felix, I am drowning. And you know what? I don’t want a fucking lifeboat. I’m just gonna let the ocean of my emotions consume me.”
Felix rolls his eyes. “Alright, Shakespeare, go get started on your research before you combust.”
Jisung sits up instantly, determination burning in his eyes. “You’re right. I need to prepare. This has to be perfect.”
Felix watches as Jisung scrambles to his feet, already pulling out his phone, probably to start researching on the way to his room.
As he reaches the doorway, Jisung pauses. Then he turns back, pointing dramatically at Felix. “Operation Love at High Tide is officially in motion.”
Felix groans. “I fucking hate you.”
Jisung just grins and bolts down the hallway, already mumbling excitedly to himself.
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The quiet room is a refuge against the relentless heatwave. The campus feels suffocating, the humidity pressing in from all sides, and your body always feels heavier when it’s this hot, like the warmth drags your energy down until your limbs are sluggish, your mind slower to process. It doesn’t help that Beom-Seok has been more unbearable than usual, his usual annoying flirtations escalating into excessive physical contact, hands lingering far too long on your wrist, your shoulder, even the small of your back. The moment you’d managed to shake him, you’d practically sprinted to the quiet room, seeking out the air conditioning and solitude.
The cool air soothes the tension in your body as you sit at the table, your laptop open in front of you, an article on turtles and microplastics affecting their breeding cycles displayed on the screen. 
Your green maxi skirt pools around your legs as you shift, the material soft against your skin. The white crochet halter top breathes easily in the heat, and the bandana keeping your hair back prevents it from sticking to your skin.
The door swings open and Jisung steps inside. His white Nirvana graphic tee is slightly oversized, hanging loose over his camouflage cargo pants, and his white chunky sneakers make soft thuds against the floor as he moves toward you. A white bandana keeps his hair out of his face, but a few strands still manage to escape, framing his features.
He places his bag on the chair across from you before sliding one of the cups in his hands toward you. “Hey,” he says, his tone easy, familiar. “Figured you’d need this.”
You blink at the iced latte in front of you, condensation already beading on the plastic. Your fingers brush against the cold surface as you hesitate, glancing up at him.
Jisung grins. “I figured you’d want something iced since, you know, death heat.”
Your lips part, struggling for a second to form the right words. “Oh. Uh, thanks.”
Jisung waves a hand, plopping down across from you and taking a sip of his own iced americano. “Don’t judge the outfit, okay? I’m running out of clean clothes because I’m sweating through everything in this fucking heatwave. I think my laundry basket is actually mocking me at this point.”
You tilt your head slightly, glancing at his shirt and pants. “You.. look fine.”
Jisung grins. “See, this is why I like you and I need your help.”
You glance at him, waiting.
“I chose to do a journalism article on investigating the effects of plastic on aquatic life,” he announces, pulling his notebooks from his backpack. “And I thought, you know who can help me? Y/N.”
Your eyebrows raise slightly as he slides his notes toward you. The pages are chaotic, a mess of hurried writing, crossed-out sentences, and doodles.
Jisung rubs the back of his neck. “It’s, uh, not much. And not factual enough. Which is why I desperately need your help.”
You pull the notebook closer, your eyes scanning the pages. You have to read slowly, taking your time to process the Korean and translate it in your head. But as you go through his notes, something becomes increasingly clear, there’s barely anything about plastics and aquatic life. Instead, it’s filled with scattered thoughts, personal opinions, and elaborate doodles of sea creatures.
You pause, a small smile tugging at your lips as you read one of the notes scrawled in the middle of the page. 
Male dolphins should be cancelled. Make a #MeToo movement for female dolphins at a later date.
A quiet laugh escapes before you can stop it. Jisung immediately perks up. “Oh my god, I made you laugh. That means you got to that part, huh?”
You glance at him, still amused. “Male… dolphins?”
Jisung groans, throwing his head back. “They’re rapists, Y/N! It’s awful! I was doing some research, and it turns out they have fucking gangs where they kidnap female dolphins and force them to mate. And it gets worse! They also hump humans! There are actual recorded incidents of people getting harassed by fucking dolphins! Like, imagine going on a nice vacation, swimming in the ocean, and then bam! Sexual assault by a dolphin! I trusted them! We all trusted them!”
You already know all of this. But you let him talk.
“And the thing is, everyone thinks dolphins are these cute, friendly ocean puppies, but no! They’re fucking menaces! And you know what else? They kill for fun! They’ll just murder baby porpoises for no fucking reason! They don’t even eat them, they just do it! Like some serial killer shit! If dolphins had access to land, they’d probably be running underground crime rings or some mafia bullshit.”
You sip your latte, watching him with mild amusement and Jisung slams his notebook shut. “I’m sorry, I just needed to get that off my chest.”
You nod solemnly. “I get.”
Jisung exhales deeply, slumping forward onto the table. “So. Are you gonna help me fix my article so it actually has, you know, real information?”
“Yes. I help.”
Jisung beams. “You’re the best.”
You tap your pen against Jisung’s notebook, eyeing the chaotic scrawl of words and sketches, a mix of actual research and unhinged commentary about marine life. Your fingers twitch slightly as you resist the urge to cross out half of what’s written and start from scratch. 
“You need more, um, fact? More, uh, sources. Not just, your, uh,” You wave a hand vaguely at the dolphin rant section.
Jisung snickers but nods, tapping his fingers against his iced americano. “Yeah, okay, fair. I might have gotten a little carried away.”
You tilt your laptop toward him, opening the article you had been reading before he arrived. The page is filled with data, references, and case studies on how microplastics affect the reproductive cycles of sea turtles. 
“This...” You hesitate, searching for the word before sighing and resorting to miming. You point at the screen, then gesture with your fingers like you’re flipping through pages of a book.
Jisung immediately brightens. “Oh! Research! Like, actual academic sources?”
You nod quickly. “Yes! That.”
Jisung scoots closer, eyes scanning the article as he sips his drink. “Okay, this is actually sick. Sea turtles getting fucked over by microplastics? Not sick. But the amount of data here? Sick.” He tilts his head, reading. “Wait, so the microplastics don’t just mess with their digestion, they actually affect temperature-dependent sex determination?”
“Yes. Uh, how to say...” You gesture vaguely in the air, thinking. “More heat, more...” You pause, then trace the outline of a turtle shell with your fingers.
Jisung watches, amused but also genuinely interested. “More heat makes more turtles?”
You shake your head quickly. “No, no. More, uh, female?”
“Oh shit, it skews the ratio?”
“Yes!” You smile slightly, relieved he understands. “More heat, more female. Less male.”
Jisung whistles, rubbing his chin. “So they’re basically just making future generations completely unbalanced because of plastic. Yeah, okay, I definitely need to fix this shit.�� He flips through his own pages, groaning as he lands on yet another doodle of a very muscular crab holding a knife. “Jesus, past Jisung, what the fuck were you on?”
You can’t help but laugh quietly. Jisung hears it and grins, immediately encouraged. “Alright, let’s really get to work. What other sources should I be using?”
You start scrolling, pulling up more articles, explaining them in slow, broken Korean while he listens attentively, nodding along. He asks questions, some smart, some absolutely ridiculous, but he cares, and that alone makes it easier to keep going.
Then, suddenly, you hear it. Beom-Seok’s voice.
Your fingers immediately tighten around your anxiety rings, your whole body going rigid as your stomach twists itself into knots. You hear him somewhere outside, laughing loudly, his voice carrying through the hall. It’s too much, too familiar, and you really don’t want to deal with him right now.
You turn quickly to Jisung, your voice low, urgent. “I... not here.”
Jisung frowns slightly, looking at you properly for the first time. His energy settles just enough for him to catch the tension in your shoulders, the way your fingers tremble slightly as you twist your rings over and over again.
Jisung doesn’t ask questions, he just nods without hesitation. And then, because he is Jisung, he immediately hypes himself up like he’s about to walk into a literal fight. He bounces up on the balls of his feet, shaking out his arms, taking a quick sip of his americano before setting it down like he’s getting into the zone. Then, without warning, he starts throwing quick jabs in the air, shaking his head like he’s about to step into a boxing ring.
You stare at him, blinking until he catches your expression and grins. “What? Minho says I gotta be ready at all times. I could get jumped. You never know.”
Beom-Seok’s voice is closer now, just outside the room. Jisung straightens up, rolls his shoulders, and swings the door open like a bouncer checking for ID. He leans against the frame, immediately raising an eyebrow.
“Pass?” he asks, voice flat.
Beom-Seok blinks at him. “What?”
Jisung gestures vaguely toward the quiet room. “This is a pass-only room, dude. You got one?”
Beom-Seok frowns. “I’m not trying to come in. I’m looking for Y/N.”
“Well, it’s just me and my mental health issues in here.”
Beom-Seok blinks again. “What?”
“You know, it’s actually crazy how much people underestimate the importance of mental health rooms. Like, did you know that excessive stimulation can literally fry your nervous system? It’s actually fucked up. And people assume that just because I’m loud, I don’t get overwhelmed, but oh-ho, my guy, let me tell you-”
Beom-Seok’s brows knit together. “I just-”
“-sometimes the only thing keeping me from absolutely losing my shit is a fidget cube. A fidget cube. Can you imagine? The fragile balance of my entire existence depends on the smooth rotation of a tiny plastic fucking cube. And you know what else is fucked up? The government. But we don’t have time to get into that-”
Beom-Seok’s jaw tightens. “I just want to know where-”
“-and speaking of time, isn’t it wild how time perception changes depending on emotional states? Like, when you’re having fun, time moves fast as fuck, but when you’re stuck in a boring ass conversation-” he gestures vaguely at Beom-Seok “-it’s like time stops completely. Scientists have theories about it, but honestly, my personal belief is that it’s all a simulation, and we’re just pawns in a very elaborate-”
Beom-Seok stares at him like he’s just grown a second head. “Are you on something?”
“I am simply powered by caffeine and anxiety!”
Beom-Seok clenches his jaw, clearly trying to decide whether or not it’s even worth engaging anymore. “Look, just tell Y/N I’m looking for her.”
Jisung tilts his head. “Oh, yeah, sure. I’ll get right on that.”
Beom-Seok stares at him for another few seconds, then exhales sharply, shaking his head as he turns to walk away and Jisung grins to himself, watching him leave before slowly shutting the door.
You peek out from behind the table, shoulders still tight, but relief creeping in. “He... gone?”
Jisung nods proudly. “Yup! He stood no chance against my greatest weapon, insufferable energy.”
You exhale, tension draining from your muscles. “Thank you.”
Jisung flops back into his chair, sipping his iced americano like he didn’t just mentally exhaust another human being into leaving. “Anytime. Now, let’s get back to fixing my disaster of an article.”
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Two weeks have passed, and the quiet room has become a routine, a ritual. Every day, you and Jisung escape here, seeking the crisp relief of the air conditioning while the outside world suffocates under the relentless heatwave. The afternoons stretch into evenings, iced coffee sweating against plastic cups, the hum of your laptops a constant background noise.
You’ve been meaning to start Jisung’s article. Really. It’s just that every time he sits down, notebook open, laptop glowing, he gets distracted. It always starts small, he’ll see something in the news while opening his browser or remember something halfway through a sip of his coffee, and suddenly, the conversation veers.
Today is no different.
Jisung leans back in his chair, his sleeveless white top clinging to his skin in the summer heat. His broad chest stretches the fabric in a way that should be illegal, and a black bandana keeps his hair back, but a few strands have escaped, curling against his forehead, and he’s tied part of it in a little bun at the back of his head to stop it from touching his neck.
He’s halfway through an enthusiastic retelling of a Princess Diana documentary, gesturing animatedly with his iced americano in one hand.
You sit across from him, quietly sipping your iced latte. The cream-coloured cropped blouse you’re wearing ties just below your breasts, the billowy sleeves falling loosely over your arms. Your blue maxi skirt pools over your crossed legs, the soft fabric cooling against your skin. A matching blue bandana keeps your hair back, two strands framing your face.
Jisung doesn’t need you to speak. He never does. He just talks, and you listen. And you like it.
“The wildest part? The fucking conspiracy theories. Like, okay. I love a good conspiracy. Did aliens build the pyramids? Maybe. But the amount of people who think MI6 had her killed? The theories actually make sense, which is the fucked-up part. The Royal Family hated her, and suddenly she dies in a crash with zero CCTV footage from the tunnel?”
You blink at him, processing his rant. “You think she was, um, killed?”
“I mean. It wouldn’t surprise me.”
You shake your head slightly, sipping your coffee. “You watch many, uh, true crime?”
Jisung snorts. “Too much. Documentaries, podcasts, YouTube deep dives, all of it.” He takes another sip of his coffee. “You ever watch that one on, uh, what’s his face, Ted Bundy?”
You nod slowly. “Yes. Many...” You search for the word, frowning before miming a camera with your hands. “Many, uh, films?”
Jisung grins. “Movies! Yeah, yeah, there’s been a shit ton.” He leans forward, resting his chin in his hand. “You like true crime?”
You hesitate. “Sometimes.”
Jisung hums, tapping his fingers against his coffee cup. “Fair. It’s fascinating but also terrifying.”
You nod in agreement, twisting one of your silver rings absentmindedly. There’s a comfortable silence between you, the low hum of the air conditioning filling the space.
Then, finally, you clear your throat. “You... should start, uh, making, um...” You pause, struggling to piece the sentence together before settling on the easiest way to say it. “Mind... maps?”
Jisung tilts his head, thinking. “Mindmaps?”
You nod. “To, um... build... up main parts?” You frown, thinking harder before miming connecting dots in the air. “Like, um... break... break research?”
Jisung watches your hands, his grin growing. “Ohhh, I get it! Like, use a research paper, break it into sections, and then use those small ideas to flow into the full article?”
You exhale in relief, nodding. “Yes! That.”
Jisung beams. “Fuck yeah. That makes so much sense.” He immediately unzips his bag, pulling out highlighters, notebooks, his laptop, and a ridiculous number of coloured pens. “We’re about to make this shit art.”
You shake your head but smile, watching as he spreads out his supplies.
He flips open a blank page in his notebook, tapping a pen against his lip. “Okay, so first, we pick a research paper, right? Which one should we use?”
You pull your laptop closer, scrolling through the saved articles. After a few seconds, you tilt the screen toward him. “This? It, um, good?”
Jisung leans in, scanning the page. “Microplastics and their impact on marine food chains. Yeah, okay, this is perfect.” He cracks his knuckles, grabbing a green highlighter. “Let’s fucking go.”
You both start working, reading through the paper and breaking it down into simple ideas. Jisung is surprisingly focused when he wants to be, humming softly as he underlines key points and draws messy bubbles around main topics.
You glance at his notebook and immediately stifle a laugh. His mindmap is chaos. Some sections are neatly labelled, others have tiny doodles next to them. You spot a tiny, angry-looking jellyfish wearing sunglasses in the corner.
Jisung catches you looking and grins. “What? He’s a cool motherfucker.”
You shake your head, laughing softly.
Jisung taps his pen against the page, thinking. “I don’t want this to be a boring-ass report, though. If people wanted to read a report, they’d just read the research paper.”
You tilt your head. “So... add, um, your, uh,” You pause, struggling before pointing at him. “You.”
Jisung blinks. “Me?”
You nod. “You... is funny.”
Jisung beams. “Fuck yeah, I am. How's this?”
His first attempt at a joke is scrawled across the page in slightly uneven handwriting:
Microplastics: because just fucking up the land wasn’t enough, we had to ruin the ocean too.
He glances up, waiting. You blink at the words, considering them for a moment before tilting your head slightly. “It good,” you say carefully. “But, maybe, shorter?”
Jisung grins, flipping the page to rewrite it. “Alright, alright, let me work my comedic genius.” He mutters to himself as he rewords it, scribbling out different variations before nodding to himself and showing you the final version.
Microplastics: land pollution wasn’t enough, so we said fuck it, let’s poison fish too.
You huff out a quiet laugh, nodding. Jisung’s grin stretches wider. “Yes! Okay, that one stays.”
He gets back to work, tossing out different one-liners for various sections of his article. Some make you roll your eyes. Some are so bad you just stare at him until he groans and crosses them out himself. But the ones that make you actually laugh? Those, he keeps.
For the section on the ocean’s rising temperatures, he jots down: The ocean is getting hotter, and not in a sexy way.
You giggle at that one, covering your mouth, and Jisung fist pumps. “See? This is why I need you. You’re my official bullshit detector.”
Another one, for the way microplastics are now showing up in human bodies: Congratulations, you’re now 30% water and 5% plastic. We’re all just one step away from becoming living Barbie dolls.
You snort, shaking your head, and Jisung beams as he underlines it.
Then he gets to the part about dolphins. His eyes light up mischievously, and before you can even process what’s happening, he scribbles down: Male dolphins: proof that even the ocean has predatory men.
You laugh, really laugh, a full-bodied, breathy noise that catches even you by surprise. Jisung gasps, pressing a dramatic hand to his chest. “I knew it! I fucking knew that one would land.”
You shake your head, still smiling. “It... good.”
Jisung grins, practically bouncing in his seat as he scribbles more notes. His energy fills the room, easy and contagious, and for once, you don’t feel overwhelmed by it.
Then there’s a knock at the door. Your stomach drops. You don’t need to hear the voice to know who it is. Jisung groans before standing up and making his way to the door. He swings it open just enough to poke his head out, squinting dramatically at whoever is standing outside.
“You again?”
Beom-Seok stands there, brows furrowed in frustration. “Where’s Y/N?”
Jisung lets out a long, suffering sigh and leans against the doorframe. “Ahh, here we go again. The saga of men who can’t take a fucking hint continues.”
Beom-Seok frowns. “What?”
Jisung ignores him completely, launching straight into another one of his infamous rants. “You know what I don’t understand? Clingy men. Like, bro, why do some guys act like GPS trackers with fucking attachment issues? Like, what happened? Did your parents not hug you enough as a kid? Do you need therapy? A pet? A hobby? Why are some dudes so allergic to leaving women the fuck alone?”
Beom-Seok sighs, visibly annoyed. “I just need to-”
“Oh, no, I get it,” Jisung continues, nodding like he’s solving a true crime case. “You’re one of those guys who thinks ‘no’ means ‘convince me,’ huh? Like, ‘Oh, she’s just playing hard to get.’ Nah, my guy. You are the game, and it’s called Leave Her the Fuck Alone Simulator 3000.”
Beom-Seok exhales sharply, jaw clenching. “Is she in there or not?”
Jisung grins, tilting his head. “Hmmm, mystery. The suspense. The drama. What will happen next? Will the creepy guy take a fucking hint, or will he continue embarrassing himself? Stay tuned for the next episode of No One Wants You Here.”
Beom-Seok’s patience is clearly thinning. “Look-”
Jisung keeps going, undeterred. “Also, fun fact? If you keep showing up like this, it stops being persistence and starts being a fucking horror movie. ‘Oh, but I just wanna talk to her’, okay, Michael Myers, then why the fuck are you showing up like an unwanted jump scare? Ever heard of a text? A call? A restraining order?”
Beom-Seok glares at him now. “I don’t even know you.”
Jisung gasps, fake-offended. “And yet,” he says, placing a hand over his heart, “I already know so much about you. The fact that you have the personality of a wet napkin? That’s one. The fact that your hair looks like it was cut by a blindfolded five-year-old? That’s two. And three, the fact that you’re still standing here after I’ve made it so fucking clear that you’re not wanted?” He clicks his tongue. “Tragic.”
Beom-Seok looks about two seconds away from punching him. “Just tell Y/N I was looking for her.”
Jisung raises his brows. “Yeah, I could do that. But I won’t.”
Beom-Seok exhales sharply, shaking his head before finally walking away.
Jisung watches him go, then slams the door shut with a triumphant grin. He turns back to you, flexing dramatically. “And that’s how you fend off unwanted male attention, my dear Y/N.”
You exhale, the tension in your body finally easing. “Thank you.”
Jisung waves a hand. “Anytime.” He plops back into his seat, cracking his knuckles. “Now, let’s get back to roasting the ocean’s biggest predators. And no, I don’t mean sharks. I mean dolphins.”
You shake your head, amused, as Jisung dives right back into his notebook, ready to turn his article into something only he could write.
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The quiet room is supposed to be safe. The air conditioning hums steadily as you sit at the table, legs crossed beneath your flowing green maxi skirt, your fingers absentmindedly tracing the edges of your brown cropped blouse, the billowy sleeves soft against your skin. The green bandana holds your hair back, keeping the damp strands from sticking to your forehead.
You don’t move when the door opens, assuming it’s Jisung coming in with his usual chaotic energy, maybe a new documentary to ramble about, maybe another iced coffee for you without you even asking.
"You’ve been avoiding me."
Your entire body goes rigid. The voice is not Jisung’s. You slowly turn your head, dread clawing up your throat as you see Beom-Seok standing in the doorway, his expression unreadable.
Your chair scrapes against the floor as you stand up abruptly, backing away without thinking. Your breath comes quicker now, panic settling under your skin, making your hands shake as you clutch the edge of the table like it’s a lifeline.
Beom-Seok steps inside, closing the door behind him. "It’s not very nice of you," 
He moves toward you, and before you can react, his hand clamps around your wrist, yanking you forward. You stumble, colliding against his chest, the sudden proximity making bile rise in your throat.
"You keep running away. That’s not fair, Y/N. I just want to talk."
His other hand reaches for the tie of your blouse, fingers grazing the fabric. The panic spikes in your chest as you struggle, twisting in his hold. 
"Let go," 
His fingers pull at your blouse, yanking, and the thin fabric tears with a sharp rip. Something in you snaps. You shove at him, hands pushing against his chest, his shoulders, anywhere to get him off of you. His grip doesn’t loosen, and when he leans in, trying to press his mouth against yours, your instincts take over.
You slam your forehead into his nose. Beom-Seok shouts, jerking back in shock, and in that split second, you kick him in the shin as hard as you possibly can. He stumbles, cursing, and you don’t waste a second.
You run. Your feet pound against the floor as you sprint down the hallway, gripping your skirt in one hand to keep from tripping, the other clutching your torn blouse to your chest. Your heart is a drum against your ribs, your breaths sharp and panicked, your vision blurring at the edges.
You don’t stop. You don’t look back. Then, suddenly, you crash into something solid.
Arms wrap around you instinctively as you collide with a warm, broad chest, the impact knocking the air from your lungs. Your fingers tighten into the fabric of a ribbed beige top, your body trembling violently as you cling to the person holding you.
Jisung. His hands steady you, one firm around your waist, the other reaching up to cradle the back of your head.
"Woah, hey, hey, hey," he says, his voice instantly softer than you’ve ever heard it. "What’s going on?"
His body tenses. His gaze flickers to the torn fabric of your blouse, to the way you’re holding it together, to the sheer terror in your wide, unfocused eyes.
Jisung exhales slowly, his grip on you tightening. "Y/N," he murmurs, his voice carefully even, like he’s trying not to scare you more.
But you can’t breathe.  The world is closing in, the hallway spinning, your own heartbeat too loud in your ears. Your chest locks up, your breaths coming in short, frantic gasps, but no air fills your lungs. You grip Jisung tighter, burying your face against him as your entire body trembles violently.
"You gotta breathe, sweetheart," he murmurs, voice low, reassuring. "You're gonna have a panic attack if you don’t breathe."
You can’t. Your gasps turn desperate, your fingers clutching at him like he’s the only thing tethering you to reality.
Jisung  moves carefully, slowly lowering the both of you to the ground until he’s sitting with his back against the wall, keeping you curled up against his chest. His arms stay wrapped around you, one hand stroking your back, the other still resting against the back of your head.
"It’s okay," he murmurs, voice barely above a whisper. "I got you. I got you."
Your breaths are still erratic, your chest rising and falling too fast, your body shaking.
Jisung gently shushes you, his hand running up and down your back in soothing motions. "I know, I know," he murmurs. "It’s okay. Just breathe with me, okay? Just try."
You squeeze your eyes shut, trying to focus on the steady warmth of his body, the way he’s grounding you, holding you together when you feel like you’re going to break apart.
Jisung keeps rocking you slightly, his voice constant, whispering to you, not expecting you to respond, not forcing you to speak. "You’re safe," he murmurs. "I promise. You’re safe now."
Your gasps start to slow, just barely, as you cling to his voice, to the soft, steady sound of it.
"You’re not alone, I got you."
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The frat house is an absolute mess. The portable air conditioning unit hums pathetically in the middle of the living room, barely offering any relief against the oppressive heatwave that refuses to let up. The seven shirtless men sprawled around the space are nothing short of miserable.
"This is fucking unbearable," Chan groans, tilting his head back against the couch, eyes closed. Sweat glistens on his skin, his black gym shorts clinging to his thighs. "I feel like I’m melting into the furniture."
"You are melting into the furniture," Jeongin mutters, sprawled out on the floor in front of the AC like a starfish. "You’re going to leave a sweat imprint."
"Shut the fuck up, it’s so hot," Changbin huffs, lying next to Jeongin, arms crossed over his bare chest. "I swear to god, if I hear the words heatwave one more time, I’m punching something."
Felix, leaning against the arm of the couch, lazily fans himself with an old magazine. "It’s so hot my freckles feel like they’re melting off."
Hyunjin, draped across the other couch with his arm over his eyes, groans dramatically. "If I have to move, I’m going to die."
Seungmin shifts slightly, sitting on the coffee table with his elbows on his knees. "I don’t get how some people actually like summer. It’s stupid hot, everything’s sticky, and I’m constantly questioning whether I’m sweating or just wet from the fucking air."
Minho lets out an exhausted sigh. "If we don’t get rain soon, I’m going to start sacrificing you guys to the gods."
The front door swings open and Jisung walks in, and he’s carrying you on his back, your handbag slung over his shoulder alongside his own backpack. His arms are locked under your thighs, holding you securely, and you’re clinging to him.
Jisung crouches slightly, letting you slide off his back, but you don’t step away. You stay close, lingering just behind him, your blouse still torn, the fabric clutched tightly to your chest. Your shoulders are tense, and your eyes remain downcast, your whole body wound up like a tightly coiled spring.
Minho raises an eyebrow. "Since when did you two know each other?"
Jisung clears his throat, adjusting your bag on his shoulder. "Uh, so, she’s been helping me with an investigative journalism assignment, but I was on my way to meet her, and she came running out of the quiet room. It took me a while to calm her down, but I still don’t know what happened."
You shift slightly, still half-hidden behind Jisung. Your fingers twist the fabric of your blouse, your throat tightening. "He… grab me. And he try to-" You pause, struggling, before tapping your lips. "What’s... word?"
Jisung’s entire body goes rigid.
"And he uh..." You gesture to your blouse, still torn, still exposing your shoulder. Your voice is small, but you keep going. "So I uh..." You tap your forehead lightly, then point to Jisung’s nose. "And then I kick. Hard."
"Who?"
You glance up at Jisung, hesitating, and he furrows his brows, realization dawning. "Oh. Oh fuck." He snaps his fingers. "That guy, right? The one who kept showing up? The one that wouldn’t fucking leave? I knew something was off with him. Knew it. You can always tell when a guy’s got that weird creep energy, you know? Like, why do some dudes think persistence is charming? It’s not! It’s fucking terrifying! If a girl isn’t responding, that doesn’t mean try harder, it means back the fuck off! Like, holy shit, it’s not a fucking game, and-"
"Jisung," Minho cuts in, voice low, controlled. "Who?"
You swallow hard. "My project partner. Beom-Seok."
Minho doesn’t speak. He just stands, movements slow and deliberate, walking toward the door. He grabs his shoes. Then his T-shirt. "Are you going to be okay with Jisung?"
You nod hesitantly, still pressed close to Jisung. "Jisung is nice."
Minho nods, something flickering in his eyes. A small smile tugs at the corner of his lips for just a second, he’s glad you’re branching out, that you’re letting someone else in.
Jeongin moves first, rolling his shoulders as he grabs his sneakers. Seungmin follows, cracking his knuckles. Chan and Changbin exchange a glance before moving toward the door without a word. 
Felix ties his hair back, jaw tense. "Where is he?"
Chan pulls his t-shirt over his head. "We’ll find him."
Minho turns to you, stepping forward. His hands are warm as they settle gently on your shoulders, then move up to cup your face. He studies you for a moment, taking in every detail, your trembling fingers, the way your eyes are still wet, the tension in your jaw.
Then he pulls you into a hug. His chin rests on top of your head, and one of his hands gently smooths over your hair, grounding you.
"I’m gonna go fight that fucker, okay? We’re all gonna beat him up. He’ll never come near you again."
You nod against his chest, gripping the back of his shirt and Minho squeezes your shoulders once more before pulling back, his gaze lingering on you for just a second longer. Then he turns on his heel and walks out the door and the others follow.
As soon as the door closes, Jisung leads you into the kitchen, the overhead light flickering slightly before settling into a dull glow. He gestures toward the cabinets, already reaching for a couple of glasses. "Tea? Coffee? Booze?"
You hesitate for a second, rolling the options around in your head before mumbling, "Cachaca?"
Jisung pauses, blinking at you. "Cachaca? I think we have some somewhere. Minho drinks it."
You nod quickly, trying to explain. "Yes, I-" You wave your hand through the air in a dramatic swoosh motion, trying to find the right word.
Jisung watches, grinning. "Posted it?"
"Yes! Posted! Woosh! From Brazil!"
Jisung laughs, shaking his head as he moves toward one of the higher cabinets, standing on his tiptoes slightly as he rummages through the bottles. "Damn, so we’ve got imported liquor in this frat house? Fancy as fuck."
You shift slightly, still holding your torn blouse together, the fabric damp against your skin. Jisung glances at you out of the corner of his eye before setting the bottle down and walking over to the chair and grabbing a jacket. Without a word, he drapes it over your shoulders. It’s too big, warm from his body heat, and the fabric instantly makes you feel safer.
Your fingers automatically slip into the pockets out of instinct and they brush against something inside. You pull out two tickets, frowning slightly as you inspect them. COEX Aquarium. Gangnam. Next week.
Jisung freezes mid-pour, eyes flickering between you and the tickets. "Oh. Uh-" He rubs the back of his neck. "Forget about those."
You glance up at him, raising an eyebrow. "Why?"
He exhales, shifting his weight from foot to foot. "I was gonna ask you to go with me. Like, on a date. But after, you know, that dickhead, I figured you might not want to go on a date right now."
You shake your head immediately, gripping the tickets slightly tighter. "No, no," you insist, struggling to find the right words. "You are... very nice. Not bad like Beom-Seok. "I would like date with you. You are nice. You no care I am bad at Korean. You are good man, Jisung."
Jisung watches you for a long moment, unreadable, before he exhales through his nose. "Don’t feel forced-"
"I no feel forced," you interrupt, shaking your head more firmly this time. "I, uh, would like to go on date with you."
Jisung studies you for a second longer before he breaks into a grin. "Great!" Then he pauses, tilting his head. "So, to summarize what just happened here, you asked me on a date that I paid for?"
You nod, smiling slightly and Jisung snorts. "Okay, well, can’t complain, can I?" He slides a glass of cachaca toward you, ice clinking against the sides before he takes a sip of his own.
The alcohol burns, sharp and familiar as it settles in your chest and Jisung hums contentedly before his eyes light up with an idea. 
"Ooh, wait. Let me show you these videos I like watching. It’s animated dancing fruit and vegetables, there’s one where they dance to Pink Venom."
Jisung pulls his phone out, quickly typing before angling the screen toward you. The video starts playing, a hyper-stylized animated sequence of little fruit characters, their bodies bouncing to the beat of BLACKPINK’s Pink Venom. Tiny, grinning strawberries spin in circles. A smug-looking banana moonwalks across the screen. The entire thing is completely ridiculous.
You stare at it for a long moment before letting out a small, breathy laugh.
Jisung grins, leaning closer. "It's art."
You shake your head, but you keep watching, sipping your drink. Jisung rests his chin in his hand, his smile lazy and content as he watches you instead of the screen.
For the first time all night, the weight pressing on your chest feels just a little bit lighter.
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Minho is lying on his back on Jisung’s bed, one arm draped over his forehead, the other resting on his stomach, a small ice pack balanced over his bruised knuckles. His tank top sticks slightly to his skin from the humidity, and his legs are stretched out in a pair of loose gym shorts. He’s tired but he’s also satisfied, his body still thrumming with the remnants of adrenaline from earlier.
Minho cracks an eye open just in time to see Jisung slip out of bed and cross the room to his closet. “What the fuck are you doing?” Minho mutters, shifting slightly to sit up.
Jisung doesn’t answer. Instead, he rummages through his closet, pushing aside sneakers, stacks of manga, and a box labelled Jisung’s Hoard (DO NOT TOUCH, CHANGBIN I MEAN IT) before finally pulling out a riot shield.
Minho stares as Jisung holds it up in front of his body, gripping the handle tightly, his head barely peeking over the top.
“I’m going on a date with Y/N next week,” Jisung announces and then, as if expecting immediate violence, he ducks behind the shield. 
Minho blinks slowly, then sighs. “You’re such a dumbass.”
“Okay, listen, before you say anything, or hit anything, just think for a second, okay? I didn’t plan for it to happen like this, I was gonna ask her in a cute way, but then she found the tickets in my pocket and technically she asked me first so if anything you should be mad at her, actually, wait, no, don’t be mad at her, I take that back, that would be bad, I mean-"
Minho pinches the bridge of his nose. “Jisung.”
"-okay but I swear I'm not a creep, I was gonna take her anyway just as a friend, you know I love aquariums, but then she found them and she wanted to go and she said I’m nice and not a bad man, which was very validating by the way-”
“Jisung.”
“-and I promise I’m gonna be good to her, I’m not gonna fuck around, I mean, I barely date to begin with because most people are annoying and I have trust issues but she’s-”
“Jisung.”
"-different, you know she’s different, you’ve known her forever, I’ve only known her a few weeks and I already know she’s different, she doesn’t make me shut up and she lets me ramble and do you know how rare that is, do you know how many people tell me to just shut the fuck up and-"
Minho exhales loudly. “Jisung.”
Jisung freezes, peeking out from behind the shield.
Minho stares at him for a long moment before shrugging. “Okay.”
Jisung blinks. “Okay?”
“Yeah.” Minho shrugs again, shifting slightly as he repositions the ice pack over his knuckles.
Jisung stays behind the riot shield, just in case and Minho watches him for a second before sighing. “Did you buy that just to break the news to me?”
Jisung straightens slightly, still gripping the shield. “No, I bought it because I thought it’d look cool. But it’s multi-purpose.” He pauses, then reaches into his closet again, pulling out a fucking katana.
Still behind the shield, Jisung holds up the sword. “This is what I actually bought to tell you the news.”
Minho stares at the blade, unimpressed and Jisung wiggles it slightly. “It’s fake, but it looks real enough that I hoped you’d piss your pants.”
Minho snorts. “Idiot.”
Jisung carefully sets the katana down but does not lower the shield. He eyes Minho warily. “You’re really not gonna attack me?”
“No.”
Jisung narrows his eyes. “Why?”
Minho rolls his shoulders, exhaling slowly. “If it were Hyunjin or Jeongin, I’d attack. But not you.”
Jisung frowns. “Why?”
“They’re sluts.”
“What the fuck kind of logic is that?”
“They’d hump and dump, and you wouldn’t,” Minho explains simply. “You care about people’s feelings too much”
Jisung stares. “That’s the nicest and most backhanded thing you’ve ever said to me.”
Minho smirks. “You know I’m right.”
Jisung sighs, finally lowering the shield slightly. “Yeah, okay, fair.” He crosses his arms. “Jeongin always says I’m scared of women, and that’s why I don’t hump and dump.”
Minho snickers. “He’s a little shit.”
“Women don’t scare me. Well, some do. But not Y/N.”
Minho hums, watching him carefully. “You like her.”
Jisung huffs. “No shit.”
Minho doesn’t say anything for a second. Then, slowly, deliberately, he reaches for a pillow.
Jisung sees it and his eyes widen. Minho moves fast, throwing the pillow straight at Jisung’s head. Jisung screeches, throwing the shield up again just in time. The pillow bounces off with a dramatic thump, landing on the floor as Jisung stumbles slightly under the weight of the shield.
Minho smirks. “Just had to do something about it.”
Jisung groans, collapsing onto the bed with the shield still in his arms. “I fucking knew you were gonna do something.”
Minho just chuckles, settling back against the pillows as Jisung exhales, staring up at the ceiling, his heart still racing. He knows Minho isn’t mad, but still, he wasn’t about to risk it. Slowly, his fingers trace the edge of the shield, his mind drifting. He really does like you. And for once, he’s not scared of what that means.
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Minho stands in front of your closet, arms crossed, eyes scanning your clothes with the kind of focus most people would reserve for a life-or-death situation. You stand beside him, fingers twisting the silver anxiety rings on your hands, your stomach already tight with nerves.
"It’s 10 a.m. You’re meeting Jisung at 1 p.m. That gives us three hours to pick out an outfit and get you ready, more than enough time. And I’ve even factored in an extra hour for me to give you a calming talk so you don’t freak the fuck out."
You let out a slow breath, nodding and Minho hums, his sharp eyes darting over the options in your closet. "It’s still a fucking heatwave, so you need something light."
He pulls out a black mini-dress with contrasting white trim on the straps. The fabric is soft, the cut simple but flattering, barely reaching mid-thigh. He holds it up against you, tilting his head as he assesses.
You glance at the dress, then back at Minho, nodding in approval. Minho tosses the dress onto your bed before moving to your shoe rack. He crouches, tapping his chin before grabbing a pair of white sneakers and a pair of mid-calf socks. 
"You’ll be walking around COEX, so these are practical," he explains. "And they go with the dress. Simple, clean."
Next, he steps over to your collection of bags, brows furrowing in concentration before he selects a small white handbag. He holds it out, nodding in satisfaction. "Done. Outfit complete. Go put it on."
You take everything and hurry into your bathroom, closing the door behind you. Your hands shake slightly as you set the clothes down on the counter, taking a deep breath to steady yourself.
You change quickly, pulling the dress over your head, smoothing the fabric down over your hips. The material is soft against your skin, breathable and perfect for the oppressive heat outside. You slip on the socks and sneakers, then glance at yourself in the mirror.
The dress is cute, simple but flattering. The white trim adds a soft contrast, and the sneakers keep the whole look casual enough that you don’t feel overdressed.
You step back into your room and Minho turns, eyes scanning you up and down. He nods, satisfied. "It’s perfect. Heatwave suitable, cute, and kind of casual sexy." He gestures toward your vanity. "Now, hair and makeup."
You hesitate, shifting slightly. "I... thought you would no like.... me and Jisung uh date." 
Minho exhales, shaking his head. "I’m protective, not possessive," he says simply. "You can date whoever you like. But if Jisung makes you upset, I will have to de-limb him."
You stare at him for a second before letting out a small, breathy laugh and Minho smirks, nudging you toward your seat in front of the mirror. "Oh, and you need to do my makeup. I have a date with Chan later."
"Chan?"
Minho shrugs, a smirk playing on his lips as he stands behind you, eyes narrowing slightly as he surveys your face through the mirror. He tilts his head, assessing, before reaching for your makeup bag. "Alright, let’s get this done quickly. You need something light and natural, nothing too heavy in this disgusting-ass heatwave."
You nod, sitting still as Minho gets to work. His movements are practiced, efficient, the result of years of perfecting his own makeup routine and frequently doing yours. He applies a light layer of foundation, blending it in effortlessly with a sponge, making sure it evens out your complexion without feeling cakey.
"Close your eyes," he mutters, already reaching for a soft brown eyeshadow. 
You stay still, your fingers twisting your silver rings as Minho moves on to your brows, quickly filling them in with light strokes. His touch is gentle but firm, his expression focused as he works.
"Okay, look up," he instructs. He holds your chin lightly as he swipes a small coat of mascara on your lashes, careful not to smudge it. "You need to be able to survive the day without looking like a raccoon."
You hum softly in agreement, your hands still gripping the hem of your dress nervously.
Minho sighs as he picks up a lip tint. "Relax, Jesus," he mutters, swiping the colour onto your lips. "Jisung isn’t gonna sacrifice you at the aquarium. Now, hair."
He quickly gathers your hair into his hands, pulling it up into a loose, messy bun at the crown of your head. He leaves a few strands out to frame your face, stepping back to examine his work.
"Perfect," he announces, smoothing his hands over your shoulders. "Alright, my turn. Make me hot."
He flops down into the chair, legs spread lazily, watching as you pick up his makeup bag. You pull out a primer first, dabbing a small amount onto his skin.
Minho smirks. "If you make me too pretty, Chan won’t be able to control himself."
You shake your head, smiling slightly as you begin blending his foundation. His skin is already annoyingly smooth, so it doesn’t take much work.
As you carefully contour his cheekbones, you pause, tilting your head. "You no tell me you like Chan."
Minho exhales through his nose, amused. "I didn’t know until I sucked his dick. I’ll know if I love him once I’ve fucked him."
You shake your head, suppressing a laugh as you pick up the highlighter. "You uh, top?"
Minho stares at you. "Yes, duh."
You furrow your brows, concentrating as you sweep highlighter over the bridge of his nose. "No duh. I think you uh, take? How you say?"
Minho tilts his head. "Sub? Bottom? Take it up the ass?"
You nod. "Yes?"
Minho sighs dramatically. "Oh, my sweet best friend who peed on me when she was one and traumatized four-year-old Minho, no, I do not bottom."
You pause mid-swipe, blinking. "What?"
Minho leans forward slightly, voice dropping into a dramatic whisper. "I was four years old, four, and I thought, hey, let me be helpful, let me change the baby’s diaper. And what did you do? You fucking pissed on me. My soul left my body that day."
You stare at him, trying so hard not to laugh. "I... sorry?"
Minho rolls his eyes, but his lips twitch in amusement. "You should be. You ruined my childhood."
You shake your head as you move on to his under-eye makeup, carefully blending out the concealer. "Your nose is so nice."
Minho smirks. "I know."
You roll your eyes, but your fingers are careful as you set his makeup, making sure everything looks smooth. Finally, you swipe a light layer of lip balm onto his lips before sitting back.
"Done."
Minho stands, inspecting himself in the mirror. He tilts his head, humming in approval. "Damn, I do look hot."
You smile slightly, proud of your work.
Then Minho turns to you, expression softening. "Okay," he says, his voice quieter. "Now, listen to me."
You inhale deeply, already nervous.
Minho gently takes your shoulders, turning you to face him. "You look amazing," he says firmly. "And you are amazing. Jisung’s gonna have the best fucking time today because he gets to be with you."
You chew on your lip, your fingers twitching. "I nervous."
"I know," Minho says. "And that’s fine. But this is Jisung we’re talking about. He already adores you, okay? He’s not expecting anything, he’s just excited to spend time with you. You don’t have to be perfect."
You exhale shakily, nodding and Minho squeezes your shoulders. "You got this," he murmurs. "And if anything happens, you call me. Okay?"
You nod again, a little more sure this time.
Minho smiles. "Now, go make that idiot fall even harder for you."
And somehow, you feel like maybe, you can.
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The subway station is already busy when you arrive, the hum of conversations, the echoing chime of announcements, and the distant screech of a train pulling in filling the underground air. The sheer amount of people swarming around makes your stomach tighten, anxiety curling in your chest like a tightly wound spring.
Then you spot Jisung leaning against a pillar, hands in the pockets of his light-wash baggy jeans, oversized black graphic sweatshirt swallowing his frame in an effortlessly casual way and his black beret-style cap sits low over his forehead, round-framed glasses perched on his nose. A long silver chain dangles from his neck, catching the dim subway lighting as he shifts.
The moment he sees you, his entire face lights up. "Y/N!"
You relax slightly, just at the sight of him as he bounces toward you, taking a moment to look you over. "Damn," he says, exaggeratedly adjusting his glasses like he’s inspecting you. "You look cute as fuck."
You smile, tucking a loose strand of hair behind your ear. "Thank you."
Jisung grins before offering his arm dramatically. "Shall we, my lady?"
You huff out a small laugh before slipping your hand into the crook of his arm. Together, you make your way onto the subway platform, the train pulling in just as you reach the edge.
Once inside, it’s crowded. You tense slightly, pressing yourself closer to Jisung as bodies push around you. He notices instantly, shifting so that his arm is wrapped securely around your waist. His other hand reaches up, grabbing the overhead handle for balance.
"Hold on to me," he murmurs, his voice light but reassuring.
You don’t hesitate, wrapping your arms around his torso. His sweatshirt is soft against your skin, his scent a mix of fabric softener and something warm and familiar.
Jisung hums. "Sorry about the subway situation. I tried to learn to drive last year, but my instructor suffered a mental breakdown and quit driving forever after my fourth lesson when I ran over a fox and then crashed into a tree."
You blink up at him. "What?"
Jisung nods solemnly. "Tragic, really. Do you wanna hear the full horror story?"
You hesitate, but the subway is already moving, and focusing on him instead of the cramped space seems far better. You nod.
Jisung grins. "Okay, buckle up, lesson one was already a shitshow. So, I get into the driver’s seat, right? I think I’m ready. My instructor is like, 'Okay, we’re just gonna gently ease onto the road,' and I’m like, got it. So, what do I do? I fucking floor it. Almost ran over an old lady in the crosswalk."
"Jisung!"
"My instructor screamed so loud that I thought she was gonna pass out. She made me pull over and just sat there for like five minutes, staring into the void. I had to keep apologizing while she processed the fact that she almost died."
You shake your head, biting back a smile. "Next lesson?"
Jisung smirks. "Lesson two. So, I get back in the car. I think, okay, this time I’ll be normal. But then, turns out, I have a horrible habit of mistaking the gas for the brake. So, we’re in a parking lot, right? Just doing slow practice. My instructor’s feeling confident, she’s like, ‘Okay, let’s try reversing into a spot.’ I try. Instead of gently backing in, I fucking slam the gas. The car flies backwards. Hits a fucking shopping cart. Cart goes flying, hits another car, sets off the alarm. Instructor? Sobbing."
"No."
Jisung nods dramatically. "Oh yes. The store manager comes out, asks if everything’s okay, and my instructor’s just sitting there with her head in her hands, whispering, ‘Why me?’ I thought she was gonna quit right then."
You laugh softly, shaking your head. "Lesson three?"
Jisung sighs. "Lesson three was almost normal. Except, I kept forgetting the difference between the turn signal and the windshield wipers. So, every time I tried to turn, I just aggressively turned the wipers on instead. It was sunny as fuck outside. My instructor started twitching every time I reached for the controls."
You giggle, gripping onto him a little tighter as the subway car rocks. "Okay, last lesson?"
Jisung exhales dramatically. "Lesson four. The one that ended it all. So. We’re driving down this quiet-ass street, everything seems fine. I’m focused, I’m chill, I’m not hitting the gas like an idiot. And then it happens."
You furrow your brows. "What happens?"
Jisung presses his lips together. "I see something dart out from the trees. I think it’s a cat. But no. It’s a fox." 
Your eyes widen. "You hit a fox?"
"I hit the fuck out of that fox."
You gasp, hands tightening slightly on his sweatshirt. "What happened?"
Jisung shakes his head, as if still haunted. "It was so bad. The fox bounced off the windshield. Like, full-on ragdoll mode. There was blood everywhere. And the worst part? Chunks of it got stuck in the grill of the car."
"Jisung!"
"I KNOW!" He throws his head back. "The instructor screams, I panic, I swerve, and guess what? Straight into a fucking tree."
"You crash the car?"
Jisung groans. "Yes. The airbag fucking explodes in my face. I’m sitting there, stunned as shit, and my instructor? She gets out of the car. She walks away. Doesn’t even look at me. Just leaves."
You stare at him. "She quit?"
"Forever!" Jisung throws up his hands. "She sent me a fucking text later, saying she was retiring and that driving was too stressful."
You laugh, covering your mouth. "You bad at driving."
Jisung sighs dramatically, hugging you a little closer. "Yeah. So this is why we’re taking the subway."
You shake your head, still giggling as the train rattles toward Gangnam. Jisung holds onto the overhead handle, keeping you steady against him, his warmth pressing against you in the cramped space.
And somehow, even with the overwhelming noise and the sheer number of people around you, you don’t feel as anxious anymore. Not with Jisung’s arm wrapped securely around you, his voice filling the space between you with ridiculous stories and endless laughter.
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The entrance to the COEX Aquarium is bright and bustling, the cool air inside a welcome contrast to the oppressive heat outside. The faint scent of saltwater fills the air, mixed with the clean sterility of glass and metal. People shuffle through the check-in, collecting tickets and brochures, voices overlapping in excited chatter.
Jisung immediately makes a beeline for the check-in counter, grabbing a map from the stand with an eager grin. His round glasses slide slightly down his nose as he reads, and he absentmindedly pushes them up with a knuckle.
“Alright,” he announces, flipping the map dramatically. “So, the tour goes in this order: Rainbow Lounge, then the Story of Korean Fish, Fish in Wonderland, Amazonia World, Marine Touch Lab, Mangrove and Beach, Living Reef Gallery, Ocean Kingdom, Marine Mammal Village, Deep Blue Square, Deep Blue Sea Tunnel, Garden of Jellyfish, Penguin's Playground, and then, boom, gift shop.”
You nod, gripping the strap of your handbag, feeling the smooth material under your fingers as a grounding technique. "Sounds… good."
Jisung grins, tucking the map into his back pocket before reaching for your hand, lacing his fingers through yours effortlessly. "Let's go," he says, tugging you forward. "I need you to tell me all the facts about the creatures, and then I'll tell you my superior facts."
You blink up at him, slightly startled by the warmth of his palm against yours, but his excitement is contagious, and it helps ease the lingering anxiety in your chest. You nod again, squeezing his hand slightly in agreement.
The first exhibit is the Rainbow Lounge, a room bathed in soft blue lighting with massive curved tanks lining the walls. Inside, schools of vibrantly coloured fish glide through the water, their scales shimmering under the lights, reflecting hues of red, yellow, blue, and green. The effect is mesmerizing as if stepping into an underwater dream.
Jisung whistles, eyes wide as he presses closer to the glass. "Damn. This looks like a gay fish nightclub."
You huff out a small laugh, stepping beside him. Your gaze follows the movements of the fish, recognizing different species instantly. You point at a particularly bright fish with long, flowing fins. "That… is uh, people call it Dory fish."
Jisung nods, grinning. "Ahh, Finding Nemo’s sidekick. Got it."
You gesture to another fish with a striking pink-and-purple gradient. "This is… fairy wrasse," you continue, carefully picking your words. "Males... uh.." You pause, miming a size difference with your hands.
Jisung furrows his brows before gasping. "Oh! Males grow bigger?"
You nod, relieved. "Yes! And change colour. When, they, uh," You gesture vaguely, trying to think of the right word.
Jisung tilts his head, thinking, then smirks. "When they’re horny?"
"No!" You swat at his arm, making him laugh. "When they... grow. Mature."
"Uh-huh, sure," Jisung teases, wiggling his eyebrows. "They hit fish puberty."
You shake your head, but your lips twitch slightly in amusement. You move on, pointing at another group of fish with iridescent scales. "These... are neon tetras. They live in... big groups. Uh, shoals." You glance at Jisung to make sure he understands.
He nods enthusiastically. "Yeah! They gotta stick together so they don’t get eaten."
You point at another fish, gesturing with your fingers in a sharp motion. "This one has teeth. It... bite."
Jisung leans in, squinting. "Wait, what?" His voice drops to a whisper. "Biting fish? In the gay nightclub?"
You nod. "Yes. It bite."
Jisung gasps dramatically. "A fish biter? In this economy?" He shakes his head in mock disappointment. "Truly, there are no safe spaces left."
You press your lips together, holding back a laugh. Jisung’s amusement grows as he watches you struggle. "You want to laugh," he accuses playfully. "I see it."
You shake your head quickly, but the small smile on your face gives you away.
Jisung leans against the glass, watching the fish swim in rhythmic patterns. "Okay, my turn for facts," he says, clearing his throat. "Did you know that clownfish are all born male, but if the dominant female dies, the biggest male turns into a female?"
You nod, already knowing this, but you let him continue.
Jisung grins, clearly proud of himself. "Which means that in Finding Nemo, Marlin should’ve turned into a girl and married Dory. Disney lied to us."
You shake your head, amused, as he moves on to another fact. "Oh! Also, parrotfish sleep in their own mucus bubble to protect themselves from predators. Like, they literally spit out a cocoon of snot and sleep inside it. Which is both disgusting and kind of genius."
You nod again, already aware of this, but you enjoy watching him talk. His enthusiasm is infectious, and the way he gestures with his free hand while keeping the other firmly wrapped around yours makes something warm settle in your chest.
Jisung glances at you. "Wait, you already knew that, didn’t you?"
You hesitate, then nod sheepishly and Jisung groans dramatically, flopping against the railing. "Ugh. My documentary knowledge is nothing compared to yours."
You shake your head quickly. "No! It… good."
He lifts his head, narrowing his eyes playfully. "Good, but not great."
You hesitate before nodding again, lips twitching. "Yes."
Jisung gasps, clutching his chest. "You wound me."
You giggle, and Jisung grins, clearly pleased. "Fine, I’ll just keep going until I say something you don’t know."
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The entrance to Ocean Kingdom is dimly lit, designed to mimic the deep sea, where only beams of artificial blue light filter through the massive tanks lining the walls. The air is noticeably cooler here, the faint hum of filtration systems and the rhythmic sound of water bubbling creating a serene atmosphere. The exhibit is all sleek glass, towering tanks filled with sharks gliding effortlessly through the water, their movements smooth and eerily silent.
Jisung stops dead in his tracks, gripping your hand tightly. "Holy shit," he breathes. His round glasses reflect the light from the water, his eyes wide with pure, unfiltered excitement. "Okay, this is so fucking cool. I love sharks."
You nod, stepping closer to the thick glass. A massive sand tiger shark swims past, its long, jagged teeth permanently exposed, giving it an almost menacing grin. The blacktip reef sharks follow close behind, their streamlined bodies sleek and agile as they weave through the artificial coral structures.
You glance at Jisung. "You like sharks?"
Jisung nods so aggressively his beret nearly slips off. "Like? Like?! I fucking adore sharks. They’re so misunderstood. They get all this bad press because of Jaws and dumbasses who think every shark is out here just waiting to eat people."
You smile slightly, pressing your hand against the glass as a hammerhead shark swims by. "Sharks, no like eat people."
Jisung gasps, gripping your arm. "See?! You get it!"
You nod, as you point at the hammerhead, then gesture with your hands to show the width of its oddly shaped head. "This is... hammerhead. Their head... is like..." You pause, miming a wide sweep with your hands.
Jisung watches your hands, nodding in encouragement. "Uh-huh, yeah, like a...?"
You think for a moment before snapping your fingers. "Like radar! It... help them find fish in sand."
Jisung’s jaw drops. "They scan the ocean floor?! That’s fucking insane."
"Yes! They sense, uh..." You pause, struggling for the right word, then tap your fingertips together in quick succession.
Jisung immediately jumps in, eyes lighting up. "Movement?"
You beam, nodding quickly. "Yes! Movement! In sand!"
Jisung watches as another hammerhead glides by. "Damn. That’s fucking metal."
You step closer to another tank, pointing at a whitetip reef shark resting on the bottom. "This shark no need to swim."
Jisung blinks. "Wait, what?"
You nod. "Most sharks need swim to breathe. This one can stop."
Jisung looks at the shark in shock. "So it just vibes? Like, it can just take a fucking nap?"
You smile, nodding. "Yes. Nap shark."
Jisung clutches his chest dramatically. "That’s so fucking unfair. If I stop breathing, I die. But this bitch? Just chilling at the bottom of the ocean? That’s some bullshit."
You giggle, and Jisung grins, clearly pleased with himself.
Then it’s his turn. "Okay, my turn for shark facts," he announces, straightening his posture.
You nod, waiting.
Jisung points at a nurse shark in one of the smaller tanks. "Did you know sharks have been around for over 400 million years? That’s older than dinosaurs. Like, these motherfuckers have been thriving while whole-ass species got wiped out."
You nod, already knowing this, but pretending you don’t so he’ll keep rambling. "Wow..."
Jisung puffs up proudly. "Yeah. And get this, sharks have a sixth sense. Like, actual superpowers. They can detect electric fields in the water, which is how they hunt shit hiding under the sand. Like, everything gives off tiny little electric signals, even beating hearts. Sharks can fucking sense it. They’re like ocean assassins!"
You nod again, listening as he moves on to his next fact.
"Oh! And their skin? It’s not smooth. It’s covered in tiny scales called dermal denticles, which literally means ‘skin teeth.’ If you rub a shark one way, it’s smooth, but the other way? It’s like sandpaper. Imagine having fucking teeth all over your body."
You hum, feigning deep thought. "Weird…"
Jisung nods enthusiastically. "Right? And get this, sharks can go into a frenzy when they smell blood. But it’s not like in the movies where they just attack randomly. They’re just curious. They check shit out first. They’re not mindless killers."
You already know this, but you nod seriously, making him feel like the smartest person in the world. "Smart shark."
Jisung grins, squeezing your hand slightly. "Exactly! They’re smart as fuck."
He pauses, watching as a massive tiger shark swims past. The stripes on its body stand out even under the dim lighting. Jisung leans in slightly. "Wait, isn’t that the one that eats everything?"
You nod. "Tiger shark. It eat… uh…" You pause, struggling for the right word. "It eat… anything. Trash. Uh…" You mime throwing something.
"Oh shit, like actual garbage?"
You nod. "Yes! Tires, license plate… even chair!"
Jisung gapes at you. "A fucking chair?"
You nod again. "Yes. It eat… no care. Just… eat."
Jisung stares at the tiger shark with newfound respect. "Honestly? Same."
You giggle, and Jisung grins at you before suddenly tilting his head in thought. "Oh, I have a question," he says. "So, I lived in Malaysia for a bit, right? And had to learn to speak a bit of Malay. Even when speaking Malay, I always thought in Korean first. So, do you think in Portuguese and then translate?"
Your eyes widen slightly. You nod slowly. "Yes… is very… hard. Head… always busy."
Jisung hums in understanding, rubbing circles on the back of your hand with his thumb. "Damn, Y/N, your brain must be on fire 24/7."
You huff a small laugh, nodding. "Sometimes… yes."
Jisung watches you for a moment before giving your hand a reassuring squeeze. "Well, for what it’s worth, you speak Korean really well. Like, way better than I would if I tried to learn Portuguese."
"Thank you."
Jisung grins, nudging your shoulder lightly. "You’re welcome, smart girl."
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The Penguin Playground is colder than the rest of the aquarium, the temperature-controlled environment mimicking the frigid conditions of the Antarctic. A light mist hangs in the air, condensation forming on the glass of the massive enclosures where dozens of penguins waddle, dive, and swim with surprising grace. The sound of their squawking fills the room, along with the occasional splash of water as they torpedo through the pool.
Jisung practically vibrates with excitement beside you, his grip on your hand tightening as he tugs you closer to the glass. "Ooh, okay, listen, I watched a whole-ass documentary on penguins last night, so I have so many facts."
You nod, already smiling as he gears up for another intense ramble.
Jisung clears his throat dramatically. "Okay, first of all, people always think penguins are these cute, loyal, fluffy little bastards but no. These motherfuckers are ruthless. Did you know that some penguins fucking cheat on their mates?"
You blink up at him, feigning shock. "Cheat?"
"YES!" Jisung exclaims, eyes wide. "Like, they have ‘mating pairs’ and whatever, but some penguins just go around fucking other penguins on the side. Like, dead-ass homewrecking each other’s little ice nests."
You huff a small laugh, nodding as if this is the most shocking news you’ve ever heard. "Bad penguins."
"Right?" Jisung scoffs, shaking his head. "And it gets worse. You know how they give their mates those cute little pebbles, right? Like, oh, here’s a stone, I love you, let’s build a nest together?"
You nod.
Jisung grips your shoulders. "Some of them fucking STEAL the pebbles."
Your mouth drops open. "No."
"YES!" Jisung exclaims, pointing aggressively at the penguins behind the glass. "Some of these sneaky little bitches literally go around stealing the best pebbles from other nests instead of looking for their own. Just straight-up robbery. And you wanna know why? Because the best pebbles get you the best mates. It’s like fucking gold-digging but in the penguin world."
You shake your head, barely holding in your giggles. "Scammers."
"THEY ARE!" Jisung throws his hands up. "They’re fucking criminals! And you know what else? Some of these thieving motherfuckers actually TRADE the stolen pebbles for sex."
Your eyes widen as you process that. "Trade?"
"TRADE!" Jisung yells, clearly outraged. "Like, ‘Oh, you want this really nice rock? That’ll cost you one fuck.’" He turns to the glass, pointing at the penguins. "Who taught them capitalism?!"
You snort, covering your mouth with your hand as laughter shakes your shoulders.
"And listen, if you thought that was the worst of it, let me tell you about their shit habits, literally. Did you know penguins fart? Like, a lot?"
You tilt your head, feigning curiosity. "Fart?"
"So much fucking farting."
You press your lips together, pretending to be intrigued. "Why?"
Jisung smirks, adjusting his glasses dramatically. "Because of their diet, my dear Y/N. These little tuxedo-wearing menaces eat so much fucking krill and fish that their guts are basically fermentation chambers. They store gas like it’s a fucking science experiment, and then, boom, stinky ass farts."
You shake your head, covering your face with your hands as you giggle.
Jisung leans in, lowering his voice conspiratorially. "And it gets worse."
You peek up at him through your fingers. "Worse?"
"Yes." Jisung nods grimly. "Because penguins, my dear Y/N, shit with force. These little bastards don’t just poop. They launch that shit. Like, projectile diarrhoea. Scientists actually did a study to measure how far a penguin can fire its own crap."
You stare at him, struggling to keep a straight face. "Really?"
"Really!" Jisung nods eagerly. "The average launch distance of a penguin’s explosive diarrhoea is about 1.3 meters. That’s like, over four feet of straight-up shit cannon."
You can’t hold it in anymore, you burst out laughing, doubling over slightly as your shoulders shake. Jisung beams, clearly thrilled that he got you to laugh.
"And," Jisung continues, clearly on a roll now, "if you thought we have it bad with public restrooms, imagine being a fucking penguin scientist. These poor fuckers have to sit around in a frozen hellscape, measuring how far penguin shit flies for the sake of science. Imagine going to college and getting a degree, only to end up with a job where you’re literally dodging high-speed bird turds in the fucking Antarctic."
You gasp for air between giggles, clutching your stomach. "Jisung!"
Jisung grins. "What? It’s true! Imagine coming home after work and someone’s like, ‘Hey, what do you do for a living?’ and you just have to be like, ‘Oh, you know, just penguin poop physics.’"
You wipe at your eyes, shaking your head as you finally manage to compose yourself. "That is so sad."
Jisung nods solemnly. "Rest in peace to all the penguin poop researchers." He sighs dramatically. "They were the real ones."
You giggle again, looking back at the penguins. Some are waddling around, pecking at the ice, others diving smoothly into the water, their little bodies streamlined and graceful despite how ridiculous they look on land.
Jisung nudges your arm. "You still think they’re cute?"
You nod without hesitation. "Yes."
Jisung sighs, shaking his head. "Even knowing they’re cheating, thieving, rock-trading, shit-launching criminals?"
You smile. "Yes."
Jisung grins. "Yeah, me too."
You both stand there for a moment, just watching the penguins in comfortable silence. Then Jisung gently tugs on your hand. "C’mon, let’s go buy unnecessary amounts of shit from the gift shop."
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The sun is still brutal when you and Jisung step out of the COEX Aquarium, but the heat doesn’t seem as oppressive after the hours spent in the cool, dimly lit exhibits. The matching turtle plush keychains you both bought at the gift shop swing slightly with each step, yours hanging off the strap of your handbag, and Jisung’s clipped to a belt loop on his oversized jeans.
He’d insisted on matching, grinning like a maniac as he dramatically held up the two keychains side by side, saying, "Look, they’re like us, one is shy and the other talks too much."
Jisung stretches, groaning as he rolls his shoulders. "Okay, so what now?" he asks, tilting his head to squint at you behind his round glasses. His hair is slightly messy from wearing his beret all day, but he hasn’t put it back on, letting the slight breeze cool him off. "The date can’t end here. We could go to a cafe or get bubble tea, I am starving. Like, actually starving. I thought the penguins might’ve tasted nice with some rice back there."
You wrinkle your nose, playfully nudging his side. "Jisung!"
"What?!" Jisung grins, rubbing his stomach dramatically. "It’s their fault for being so plump and round! If we were in a survival situation, you’d consider it too."
You shake your head, holding back a laugh. "No. Bad."
Jisung groans. "Fine, fine, I’ll find food that isn’t a penguin." He turns to you expectantly. "So? What do you wanna eat?"
You hesitate, thinking. "We could... go get... cheesecake? Is that how you say?"
Jisung gasps.
You blink at him in confusion. "What-"
"You are a dream woman," he interrupts, placing both hands on his chest as if he’s just been blessed by the universe. "Cheesecake is my fucking favourite. That’s it. That’s the final straw. You have to be my girlfriend now."
You freeze slightly, your brain stumbling over the last word. "Girlfriend?"
Jisung blinks at you before realization dawns. "Oh. Right. You don’t..." He pauses before trying again. "You know? Girlfriend?"
You still look lost, trying to piece it together, so Jisung immediately jumps into action.
He clutches his chest dramatically, swaying like he’s about to faint. "Oh, my love," he sighs, reaching for you as if in a tragic romance drama. "I cannot live without you!"
You blink, watching him curiously and Jisung moves on to the next demonstration, pressing his hands together in the shape of a heart and wiggling his eyebrows. "You know? Love. Romance. Heart-fluttering moments."
You tilt your head slightly, still not entirely sure what he means.
Jisung groans, then escalates immediately. He mimes sex. Your eyes widen as he thrusts his hips dramatically, makes an obscene hand gesture, and moans loudly, loud enough that people turn to stare.
"JISUNG!" you gasp as you smack his arm.
He just laughs. "Now you get it!"
You cover your face with your hands, still mortified. "Yes! I get! I get!"
Jisung snickers, nudging you playfully. "So? You gonna be my girlfriend or what?"
You peek at him through your fingers. "You like me?"
Jisung scoffs. "Duh." He reaches out, gently pulling your hands away from your face so you’ll look at him. "Of course I like you. You’re amazing. You’re smart as hell, you let me ramble for hours, you listen to my dumbass facts, and you even pretend to be impressed even though you already know everything. That’s some top-tier girlfriend material shit right there."
You stare at him, taking in his sincerity and Jisung watches you expectantly, still holding your hands. "So? What do you think?"
You hesitate, feeling your heart pound a little too hard. Then, slowly, you nod. "I like you too."
Jisung grins, squeezing your hands. "Fucking finally," he sighs dramatically. "Alright, now that we’re officially dating, I’m taking my hot girlfriend to get cheesecake."
You giggle softly, letting him pull you along as the heat of the summer sun bears down on the city. But somehow, despite the heatwave, despite the sweat sticking to your skin, being with Jisung makes everything feel lighter.
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The frat house is dimly lit when you and Jisung step inside, the air slightly cooler than the humid streets outside. It’s quiet for once, which is rare for a house full of chaotic men, but you assume most of them are either out or recovering from whatever questionable decisions they made last night.
Jisung, however, is still buzzing with energy. He kicks off his shoes, dragging you inside excitedly. “Okay, okay, you need to see my realm,” he announces, gripping your wrist as he starts leading you toward the stairs. “It’s like fucking Mary Poppins’ bag, but a room. I buy so much random shit that I never use. It’s basically a museum of bad financial decisions.”
You raise a curious eyebrow but let him pull you along, his excitement infectious. The stairs creak under your steps as you both make your way up, and Jisung keeps talking, gesturing wildly. “Honestly, I don’t even know half the shit I own. Sometimes I open a drawer and it’s like, oh, hello, cursed object I forgot about.”
You giggle, shaking your head as he finally stops in front of his door. He turns to you dramatically, gripping the handle. “Prepare yourself,” he warns, wiggling his eyebrows. “This is not just a room. This is an experience.”
With that, he swings open the door.
The first thing you notice is that Jisung was not exaggerating. His room is a chaotic explosion of random shit. Posters cover the walls, some of them normal, bands, movies, anime, while others are questionable choices, like a framed photo of Shrek in a Renaissance-style painting.
There are plushies stacked in one corner, a full arcade joystick setup next to his desk, multiple fidget cubes scattered on his nightstand, and an entire shelf dedicated to random collectables. A rubber chicken, a Funko Pop of Michael Scott from The Office, a tiny golden Buddha, and what looks like an actual taxidermied frog playing a tiny violin.
You step inside cautiously, glancing around. "You buy a lot."
Jisung grins proudly, kicking some clothes out of the way. “I know, right? It’s fucking awesome.”
He immediately starts pointing things out, launching into the backstory of every ridiculous item.
“This,” he says, grabbing a tiny, handheld fan from his desk, “was supposed to save my life during this heatwave, but it barely blows any air, so now it just sits here collecting dust like a useless piece of shit.”
You hum, pretending to be deeply fascinated.
He grabs a remote-controlled car next. “Bought this because I thought it would be funny to terrorize the frat house, but then Changbin fucking stepped on it, so now it just drives in circles forever.”
You nod, clearly taking notes on his terrible purchasing habits. Then he picks up a weirdly realistic-looking pigeon figurine.
You blink at it. "Pigeon?"
Jisung grins, shaking the bird at you. “YES. I bought this because I read somewhere that pigeons are government spies, and I thought it would be hilarious to keep one as a double agent.”
You narrow your eyes at him. "You believe that?"
Jisung shrugs. "I mean, not really, but the possibility is funny as fuck.”
You shake your head, barely holding in your laughter as you continue looking around. Then your eyes land on something big and ominous leaning against the wall. A riot shield.
You point at it. "Why?"
Jisung follows your gaze, then laughs, walking over to grab it. “Ohhh, this thing? Yeah, okay, so it looked really fucking cool when I bought it, but then I just never used it. It sat in my closet for months.”
You tilt your head. "But you use?"
Jisung nods dramatically. "Yes, it finally proved useful when I told Minho we were going on a date. I used it to protect myself from his wrath."
Your eyes widen slightly. "Minho hit you?"
Jisung grins. “No, but I wasn’t about to take my chances.”
Then, without warning, he reaches under his bed and pulls out something even more ridiculous, a realistic-looking katana.
Your mouth drops open slightly. "A sword?!"
Jisung nods, holding it up with a completely serious expression. “This, my dear Y/N, is what I actually bought to protect myself against Minho.”
You blink at him, then glance at the sword again. "It real?"
Jisung snickers. “No, it’s fake but it looks real enough to make Minho hesitate for like, two seconds.”
You shake your head, amused but not surprised. Then Jisung suddenly gasps, eyes lighting up. "OH! You need a stone!"
You tilt your head. "Stone?"
Jisung nods enthusiastically. "Like penguins, right? They give each other stones to say, I like you, let’s build a nest, let’s be criminals together.”
You nod, playing along, and Jisung immediately dives into his desk drawer, rummaging through random junk until he finally pulls out a small pebble. He holds it up proudly before walking back over and placing it gently into your palm.
You stare at it, warmth spreading in your chest. "My stone?"
Jisung nods. "Your stone."
You turn it over in your fingers, rubbing the smooth surface before looking back up at him. "You give me nest?"
Jisung grins. “Hell yeah, I give you a nest. We’re in this together now.”
You giggle, gripping the stone a little tighter.
Jisung watches you for a moment, his smile softening. Then, before you can process it, he steps closer, tilting his head slightly as he studies your face. There’s a pause, a moment of quiet anticipation, before he leans in, his hand gently cupping your cheek as his lips press against yours.
The kiss is warm, deep, and unmistakably Jisung, a little eager, a little messy, but so full of feeling that your chest tightens. His lips move against yours with a slow, deliberate pressure, as if he’s been waiting for this, as if he’s been thinking about this moment for longer than he’d ever admit.
His free hand finds your waist, fingers curling slightly against your dress as he pulls you in, his body flush against yours. You feel the slight tremble in his hands, the way his heart races against your own, and you melt into him, pressing up on your toes to kiss him back with just as much uncertainty and want.
When he finally pulls away, his breath is uneven, his forehead resting lightly against yours. He exhales a soft, breathy laugh, his grip on your waist loosening just slightly.
"Well, I guess the romantic trials and tribulations of Han Peter Jisung paid off."
And you laugh, because, somehow, it feels like the truest thing in the world.
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yanderejustforyou · 7 months ago
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Day 6 - Blanket Fort || Fluffy Pillows, Movies, and Snacks
Pairing: Yandere Peter Parker x Reader Genre: Dark Romance
Short and Sweet
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The blanket fort enveloped you in its embrace, a tapestry of comfort woven with nostalgia that tugged at the corners of your heart. Its cozy atmosphere radiated a childlike charm—remnants of childhood dreams spun anew. String lights, draped haphazardly, cast a warm and inviting glow that danced across the fabric walls, illuminating the makeshift haven with a tender luminescence. Fluffy, oversized pillows littered the floor, creating a soft landing for both your thoughts and your body. In easy reach, a stack of snacks sat invitingly, ready to feed both hunger and the spirit of this whimsical retreat. You couldn’t help but acknowledge that Peter had truly outdone himself. His talent for finding joy in the little things was infectious, infusing the air around you with a buoyant energy; still, it was his intense, unwavering gaze that held you captivated—his eyes, like twin beacons, rarely straying from your face.
As your hand moved toward a bag of popcorn, drawn by the salty aroma, Peter’s hand shot out reflexively, intercepting yours with surprising speed. A grin bloomed on his face, full of that boyish charm that had always made your heart flutter, and for a moment, you were torn between the sweetness of the moment and a looming sense of unease that crept along your spine.
“Let me,” he said, his voice dripping with a softness that felt almost indecent in its intimacy. He deftly plucked a kernel from the bag, elevating it as if it were a sacred offering. “Say ‘ah.’”
Your heart raced, caught in the web of uncertainty his request spun. While there was no malice in the depths of his gaze, there was something considerably and unsettlingly deeper—a quiet, relentless obsession that seemed to thrum beneath the surface of his otherwise playful demeanor. Hesitant yet compelled, you parted your lips slightly, yielding to the moment. He brought the popcorn to your mouth, and as it rolled onto your tongue, his fingers lingered against your lips just a heartbeat too long, the warmth of his touch sparking a dissonance within you.
“That’s better,” he murmured, his body sinking back into the plush pillows, yet he anchored your hand in his, refusing to release you. “You don’t need to do anything. I’ll take care of you.”
The movie flickering on the laptop served as mere background noise, its plot dissolving into a blur as the weight of the blanket fort settled more heavily around you. Every shift you attempted to make was met with a firm grip from Peter, his fingers tightening around yours just so—an unspoken message to stay still. His thumb traced absent patterns along your palm, each stroke inching closer to a boundary you weren't sure existed anymore.
“I’ve been thinking,” Peter began, his tone deceptively casual, yet layered with the strange intensity that had become familiar. “It’s so nice, just the two of us. No distractions. No one trying to take you away.”
A twist of apprehension curled in your stomach. The walls of the blanket fort felt increasingly oppressive, closing in on you, making it hard to breathe. You forced a smile, a mask to conceal how wrong this all felt, yet Peter’s grip hardened around your hand, transforming from a gentle hold to something more possessive.
“I mean it,” he said, his gaze impenetrable and locked onto yours like a predator having found its prey. “You don’t need anyone else. Just me. Forever.”
As the word ‘forever’ echoed in your mind, the cozy haven that had once felt like a sanctuary began to transform into a prison, every flickering light casting shadows that whispered of entrapment rather than intimacy. The charm of childhood faded away, leaving only a chilling realization: even here, within this fortress of cushions and dreams, you might not be as safe as you once believed.
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darkficsyouneveraskedfor · 8 months ago
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Home Away From Home 3
Warnings: non/dubcon, jealousy, mentions of loss, and other dark elements. My username actually says you never asked for any of this.
My warnings are not exhaustive but be aware this is a dark fic and may include potentially triggering topics. Please use your common sense when consuming content. I am not responsible for your decisions.
Character: Loki, Peter Parker (tall!reader)
Summary: You’ve been friends with the Odinsons since childhood. After years of separation, you reunite on Midgard after the destruction of Asgard, but find yourself caught between your old and new lives. 
As usual, I would appreciate any and all feedback. I’m happy to once more go on this adventure with all of you! Thank you in advance for your comments and for reblogging ❤️
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Peter’s abode is intriguing. You find all Midgardians have such character in their homes. Stark's is elaborate and expensive, as all things he does, and the spider-hero's being is reflected in his simple but overcrowded decor. 
He has shelves of books and little figures. You investigate them as he rustles in the kitchen. You laugh at the miniature of Thor, his proportions comical as his head is far too big for his body. It’s even more amusing to think Peter would have it all while knowing the god himself. 
“Have you read any comics?” Peter asks. 
“Comics?” You put the tiny Thor back. You wish you could show him. 
You face Peter as he sets down a large bowl of popped kernels. He stands straight and grins, “graphic novels.” He steps around the coffee table and nears you. He takes a slender book from the shelf and opens it to show you the colourful illustrations within. 
“No,” you lean in to admire the pictures. “I did read a book about a strange immortal stalking this poor girl. It was about night time, I think...” 
“You read Twilight?” He chuckles. 
“That is the one. I didn’t enjoy that,” you say. “It isn’t proper the way the Ed—Edmund? Behaved.” 
He laughs again and slides the book away. “I only saw the movies.” 
“There are moving pictures?” You tilt your head. 
“Uh, yeah, maybe we can look them up after we watch some wrestling.” 
“Yes, watch wrestling,” you echo his sentiment with a lilt. “I’m intrigued. Show me.” 
You follow him to the couch. You sit and bounce a little on the spring furniture. You press your hand to the cushion and test the structure. It should do. He sits beside you, fidgeting as the hits buttons on the small remote. 
Your eyes flick up to the screen as he shuffles through the menu. Stark loaded up a device for you with all sorts of moving pictures. You find the TV too frustrating. 
He sets the remote down as the audio blusters and the images begin to move. A deep voice narrates the sights on screen. A man in bright yellow attire postures and poses as he comes down a slanted aisle. You stare inquisitively at the square platform surrounded by ropes. 
“That’s Macho Man Randy Savage,” Peter explains. 
“Macho Man,” you nod. 
“He’s going to fight Hulk Hogan,” Peter says. 
“Hulk?” You look at him. 
“Not Bruce,” he assures. 
“Ah,” you accept and focus on the screen. 
There’s music and a crowd cheering, roaring for the two figures as they put on a show just to get into the square pen. You tilt your head as you watch, leaning forward. 
“That’s the ring,” Peter says. “That’s where they fight.” 
“Hm, interesting.” 
A man in stripes comes to hold up a belt with gold on it. It’s not the sort of thing you would wear. 
“That’s the championship. The winner gets to keep it.” 
“It is not a very nice accessory,” you tut. “In Asgard, we fight for fun or gold. Who would want that?” 
“Well... it’s about what it means. The World Championship. So... they’re the best in the world.” 
You hum and watch on. The men tangle in each other. You stifle a laugh as they begin. The way they hit each other, the way they seem to dance, and do everything so deliberately is silly. 
“It is fake,” you say. “They don’t mean to hurt each other.” 
Peter sighs, “didn’t I say so?” 
You look at him and grin, “you Midgardians do stay too quiet. You never say what you mean.” 
“Oh?” His brows furrow. 
“Yes. You play at fighting and you play at your true intent,” you insist. “You bring me here and say let us watch the wrestling show but I know what you want.” 
He gulps as his eyes widen, “you do?” 
You scoff and reach to ruffle his hair. You stand and unclasp the buckles on your shoulders. Your satin tunic falls forward and unveils your naked chest, the fabric caught up in the belt at your waist. Peter gasps. 
“How do you prefer, dor-dígull?” You reach under the satin and unknot your belt. 
He stares up at you. “I didn’t--” 
“On Asgard, it isn’t a big matter,” you shrug as you free the belt and shimmy out of your top. You step out of it, your chest swinging and drawing his attention. “I have been rather looking forward to it.” 
“You mean...” 
“Oh,” you stand up, your hands on your leggings, “have I made a mistake?” 
He blinks and his cheeks tinge red, “no, I mean, I want to but I didn’t expect...um, well... usually guys make the first move.” 
“Hm, then you make your move, dor-dígull,” you swipe down your leggings and untangle your feet from the bottom. “I will take your lead.” 
He takes a deep breath and his eyes flit up and down your body. You feel tingly and a bit eager. Is it normal for Midgardian men to be so skittish about it all. 
He gets up and strips off his shirt. His chest is thickly muscled, his stomach too. He might be short but he is well-built. He undoes his denim pants and pushes them down, nearly tripping as he fights to get them off. 
You look around and eye the space, “on the sofa?” You wonder. 
“Ummmm,” he drones as he continues to strip. “I guess...” 
“Mm,” you hum and examine the cushions. 
“Unless, er, there’s the bed--” 
“You Midgardians are too slow,” you grab him and turn him, pushing him down to sit on the couch. He tries to cover his bobbing cock as he falls onto it. You tut and swat his hand away. “Let me show you how to do it right.” You snake your hand down between your legs and feel between your folds, “I’m ready.” 
“Uh, okay,” he flattens his hands on the cushions as he gapes up at you. You grasp his shoulders and bring yourself to straddle his lap. 
You grip his member and stroke it as you hover just above it. Your press his tip along your wet folds and tease him. Your hold on him is firm. He throbs and groans at your touch. 
“Mm,” you pause at his erratic shaking. “This is not the first time?” 
“N-no,” he stutters, his cheeks lighting up even more. 
You laugh, “then it will be the best.” 
You push his tip against you and slowly descend onto it. As you sheath him in your aching warmth, he sighs and pushes his head back. He trembles as you take him to his limit. You take his hands and guide them to your hips and begin to rock. 
“This is the better sort of wrestling,” you jape and move his hands up to your chest. 
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drdemonprince · 8 months ago
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pls tell me your opinion/review on cw network television show crazy ex-girlfriend!
The early seasons were incredible at eviscerating shitty romantic norms, shoddy mental health discourse, and contemporary cultural phenomena in equal measure with addictively hook-y songs and cute set pieces. As it went on, the plots eventually got a bit hackneyed and the songs less inspired (the classic "second album curse" kinda struck), and I don't love the show's stances on anti-depressants, diagnosis, or therapy. But I think on balance the show had a kernel of mad pride too it, even if it didn't really understand the political implications of what it initially was and then could have been doing.
I LOVE Paula's arc as a deconstruction as the "fat wacky supportive best friend" trope that actually allowed for her to have both emotional depth and real human FLAWS. Her ambivalence about her children and marriage and how that resolves was so moving to me. The show depicted the many shades of emotional manipulation (between mother and daughter, within romantic partnerships, and even amongst codependent friends) beautifully and with humor. Almost every character has the chance to be more than the stock cliques they are initially positioned to represent, and some of the turns their stories take are genuinely surprising and satisfying (Valencia!! Greg!!), though this did peter out a bit by the final season.
I still cannot believe that after writing JAP Battle Rap that Rachel Bloom is a fucking Zionist!!! The line "We're liberals, duh, progressive as hell/ though of course I support Israel" wasn't ironic???? What the fcukk??
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siconetribal · 6 months ago
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Put it on My Tab (21)
Pairing: Jason Todd x Fem!reader
Warning: Revenge is always dressed at its best
A/N:
Sorry about the delay, I had to play catch up on a backlog in work for the last two months right after flying abroad. I'll try to be more diligent in updates this year!
Please comment/like/reblog. If you’d like to be tagged moving forward, please let me know! I’d also greatly appreciate it if rebloggers remember to add the tags (or some at least).
As always, a huge thank you and shout out to @harlequin-hangout for the amazing banners you made for me.
If you’re new to the story, please check out the master post for the rest of the chapters.
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Jason Peter Todd was handsome, strong, intelligent, emotional, and strategic. He was many things many people idolized or feared. What he was not, was a cool smooth talker to women. Sassing Batman or intimidating crime lords was a piece of cake, flirting? Forget it, he was an awkward street kid in a muscular bodysuit when it came to women. All his good looks and brains were useless when women flirted with him, and this curse was in full swing at present. He stared at his phone's screen, rolled up in his blanket and spilled onto the floor like a burst breakfast burrito. His body moved before his brain could comprehend. Pulling on a pair of clean clothes, he ran out of his apartment and into the depths of Gotham. He needed to talk to someone, and there was only one particular being who came to mind.
“I know,” he loudly groaned as he slumped onto the cold, hard seat of the ledge. “What do I do? That last meeting was the clean break! At least it was supposed to be,” he hung his head forward and sighed heavily, deflating faster than a cartoon hot air balloon. “Quit looking at me like that! You know the risks as well as I do! She’d be a liability, a crutch! Both of which I don't need and would be an ass to force on her without her knowing. Oh, don't give me that, I can’t tell her the shit I do. How is that fair to her? Bruce will be up my ass if he ever catches on, and Grayson will lord it over me. Tim and Babs will stick their noses into my private life and the hell spawn might try to fight her. She’d be traumatized and hate me.” He furiously ruffled his hair and loudly groaned in his frustration. 
“If I ask Roy, he’ll laugh and probably flirt with her. I might kill him for real. I know, I know, we don’t kill friends. Relax, I won't kill him, maybe maim him, a little.” He started firmly, but slowly tacked on the little clues that gave away his true intentions. “I was kidding, jeez Magnus, lighten up. No need to be so stony.” He snickered, lightly nudging the gargoyle with his elbow. “Yeah, you’re right, I’ll text her. I just need time to figure out what to text.” He stared at the text on his phone, the blinking text cursor like a ticking clock. Closing his screen, he shoved the device into a pocket and stood up. “I’m headin’ out, I'll see ya later.” He patted the concrete head before sneaking back down to the street.
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The passing scenery went by in a blur as the train sped down the tracks. Trees, trees, and more tress as far as the eye could see. Cici sat next to Y/N, earbuds in and phone propped up on the table, deep in the drama unfolding in her favorite telenovela. A small smile tugged at Y/N’s lips as she watched her unusually silent friend glued to the small screen; her right hand failing to land in the open bag of popcorn before finally hitting its mark, hoisting a large handful of the popped kernels into her mouth. It gave her peace, knowing at least one of them could enjoy the ride. 
Almost two weeks had gone since she sent the text, at most two weeks since it was read. There was no response. Her stomach knotted, and her mind reeled with ‘what if’s', all of which wound up with her misunderstanding him and his attention. She took a leap and made a fool of herself. He was one of the adopted sons of the Bruce Wayne, while she was some minimum wageworker who was drowning in debt because of his mistake. Charges were cleared, so his conscience was cleared. There was no reason for him to bother socializing with her. Not all nice acts meant someone wanted to get to know the potential victim. 
Cici was incensed, cursing Jason with all the worst luck she could ever think of for being so duplicitous in nature. Having someone feel so much for her was a blessing and helped Y/N process it all. The lack of response did linger in the back of her mind, but she was able to forget it more and more. Soon enough, it was a thing of the past that came up on occasion as opposed to every time she got a text notification. 
He’s just an interesting little note in my usually boring life. She looked out the window once more, seeing the sign for the upcoming train stop. The weekend sped by in the blink of an eye. Cici’s family was as lively and crazy as ever, showering her with love and stuffing her with so much food she was certain she would be fine without it for at least five years. It was always so warm and inviting, a stark contrast to her own family life, or lack thereof. A great blessing and surprise was the lack of Matías, and she was able to thoroughly enjoy her time with the large family. Playing life-size dress up doll was a price well worth the peace of mind his lack of presence brought to her, and the two were able to find suitable dresses for the event. Of course, the dress Y/N wanted was vetoed by Cici. Her insistence piqued everyone’s interests and the drama was thus revealed, and everyone was quickly up in arms. When word got out that Jason’s attendance was possible, the fires of war had been lit and the search for ‘the dress’ was underway.
A throb of pain bubbled forth in her temple from the memories alone. It was impossible to count how many dresses she had tried on, the various shades, and how many times she repeated some. It was as if all the times she was too lazy to try something on before over the years was calling for its debt to be paid for. She only hoped she did not end up looking like a fool for what she ended up picking.
Too late to worry about that now. You gave the dress and Cici’s gonna drag me to that gala even if she has to tie me up to do it. Nudging her lightly, she pointed to the front of the train car as it slowly crept towards the station. “Time to go.”
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Boring. Boring and tortuous were the two words that came to Jason’s mind as he stood there dressed in a finely tailored suit, surrounded by a gaggle of gossiping girls vying for his attention. They were dressed elegantly, perfectly prim and glittering with jewels that sparkled in the bright lights of the banquet hall. To his right, Dick was easily mingling with the crowd. To his left, Tim was picking and choosing whom he gave his attention and further over, Damien was silently observing the crowd, looking down at them while still being the shortest in the room. Further into the crowd was the Bruce Wayne, acting the perfect rich socialite that people believe him to be. The rest of the Wayne children had yet to arrive, but they would be due to come in shortly.
With everyone else here, why the fuck do I have to be here? He visibly frowned as he took a sip of the wine in hand. It was not his preferred drink, but that was what everyone here wanted, crystal flutes of something that looked better than it tasted and was far too expensive. A nudge from a ‘friend’ brought him back to the conversation, eagerly awaiting eyes peering at him. Shit, they asked me something? It’s obvious I wasn’t paying attention. “Does it matter? Not like it’ll trouble us.” He vaguely answered with a shrug. It seemed it was satisfactory, someone agreeing with him, which led the conversation to continue further. It took all of his strength to not roll his eyes and just walk out right now. 
The high-pitched voice of the young woman talking quickly muffled as he tuned out once more, his gaze shifting to observe his surroundings once more. His eyebrows furrowed when he could not spot his elder brother who was next to him just moments ago. He carefully picked through the crowd until he found the familiar face.
He’s flirting with someone else. He scoffed and began to look around once more when something nagged at the back of his mind. Something he recognized. I’m going insane. There’s no way, she'd never be here. He reasoned, but his head still turned back to Dick and the women he was with. One was short, tanned, with curly hair and teeming with life. There were obvious hearts in her eyes as she blatantly eyed Dick repeatedly. The other woman was taller, dressed in a fitted off the shoulder dress that hugged her figure perfectly. Her face was hidden behind the curtain of her hair. He needed a better angle. “Excuse me,” he downed the last of his drink and walked through the group that was lingering around him. He slipped through the crowd, trying to keep out of sight, grabbing another glass off of a passing server to cover himself as the trio began to move. A flash of skin from her skirt revealed a thigh high slit, but the turn of her head grabbed his attention even more. He would now see whether he was right or wrong.
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thollandsgirl2013 · 3 months ago
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𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐍𝐢𝐧𝐞: 𝐀 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐓𝐨 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫
Parings → Peter Parker x Reader
Warnings → fluff, slow burn, awkward first date.
Summary → Peter shows up with flowers for your first date. It’s awkward, sweet, and real—ending in a movie night and your very first kiss.
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You were nervous. Like... ridiculously nervous.
Not because you didn’t like Peter. You did. That was obvious to literally anyone who had eyes and ears. But this was your first actual date. Like, real date. You’d never done this before. And somehow, that felt more terrifying than facing finals with zero prep.
You heard the knock just after you’d checked your reflection for the seventh time. You bolted to the door, paused, inhaled like it was oxygen before an ocean dive, and opened it.
Peter stood there, shifting awkwardly from foot to foot, holding the smallest, most adorably awkward bouquet of slightly wilted daisies you’d ever seen.
“Hey,” he said, voice a little too loud. “I, uh… these are for you. I kinda grabbed them on the way. Sorry, they’re not—like, fancy, or anything. The flower guy gave me a discount because he said I looked ‘pathetic.’”
You took them, laughing as you stepped aside to let him in. “These are perfect. Very ‘Peter Parker’ of you.”
He scratched the back of his neck, clearly debating whether to be flattered or offended. “I think I’ll take that as a compliment?”
“You should,” you said, putting the flowers in a glass with water. “You ready to go?”
“Yeah.”
The walk to the little Italian place down the street was short. Barely five minutes. But those five minutes felt like a whole universe.
“So…” Peter started, “do you come here often?”
You looked at him sideways. “Did you seriously just drop a ‘do you come here often?’ line?”
He flushed. “Okay, yes, but in my defense, I panicked.”
You giggled, bumping your shoulder into his. “You’re lucky you’re cute.”
“Debatable,” he muttered, grinning at the ground.
The restaurant was cozy. Not fancy, not too loud. The kind of place that smelled like garlic bread and melted cheese and comfort.
You were seated at a little table for two by the window. The candle in the middle flickered between you like it was trying to play wingman.
“So,” you said, resting your chin on your hand, “you ever done this before?”
“What, a date?” Peter asked, fiddling with his napkin. “Kinda? But not really. Not like this.”
You tilted your head. “What’s ‘like this’ ?”
He looked up, eyes soft. “Like… wanting it to go perfectly.”
God. Was it legal to be that sweet?
You spent the dinner swapping embarrassing stories. Like the time Peter sneezed inside his Spider-Man mask and nearly webbed himself by accident. Or the time you walked into the wrong lecture and didn’t realize it until halfway through, wondering why macroeconomics suddenly involved frog anatomy.
At some point, your knees bumped under the table. Neither of you moved.
“Okay,” Peter said, licking sauce off his thumb, “this is probably gonna sound super cheesy, but… I’m really glad we’re doing this.”
“It’s not cheesy,” you said, smiling. “Well, it is. But in a good way. Mozzarella cheesy.”
He laughed so hard, the table shook.
On the walk back, your hands brushed once. Then again. And then he took a deep breath and just… held yours. His palm was warm and a little clammy, but it felt right. Like your fingers were puzzle pieces that had finally figured out where they belonged.
You stopped in front of your apartment building, still holding hands.
“So,” you said, voice a little hesitant. “Wanna come in? We could watch something. You know. Chill a bit.”
Peter blinked. “Yeah. Yeah, I’d love to.”
The living room was dimly lit, soft and quiet. You both kicked off your shoes, and you grabbed two glasses of soda and a bowl of popcorn that mostly consisted of unpopped kernels.
“Pick something,” you said, handing him the remote.
“Pressure,” he muttered. “What’s the vibe?”
“No horror. I want my sleep tonight.”
“Fair.”
He settled on an old animated movie, one you’d both grown up with. You curled up on the couch beside him, a cushion between you at first. But slowly, inevitably, the space closed. Your knees brushed. Your shoulders touched. And then, somehow, your head was on his shoulder.
You felt his breath hitch, just a little. “You comfy?” He asked.
“Mmhm,” you hummed. “You make a great pillow.”
He chuckled, turning his head slightly so his cheek rested against your hair. “You smell nice. Like… like cocoa and vanilla and coffee. And… you.”
“Wow,” you murmured. “That was weirdly poetic, Parker.”
He huffed a laugh, his thumb brushing lightly against your arm. “Guess you bring it out in me.”
The credits rolled, and you realized you hadn’t moved in over an hour.
You sat up slowly, blinking at him. “Hey, Peter?”
“Yeah?”
You swallowed. “Would it be okay if… if we kissed?”
Peter’s eyes widened slightly, surprised but not in a bad way. “I—yeah. I mean. Totally okay. Unless, you know, you’ve done this a million times and now you’re about to judge my technique.”
“I haven’t,” you admitted.
“Haven’t…?”
“Kissed anyone,” you said. “Like, ever. You’d be my first.”
Peter blinked, stunned. “Wait. Seriously?”
You nodded, suddenly very interested in the frayed hem of your sweater.
“Hey,” he said gently, tilting your chin up. “That’s not a bad thing. That’s actually—kind of amazing. I mean… that you chose me.”
You smiled nervously. “Guess I’m trusting you not to mess it up.”
He laughed, low and breathy. “I’ll try really hard not to.”
And then he kissed you.
It wasn’t rushed or perfect or movie-scene flawless. But it was soft. And warm. And honest. His lips moved slowly against yours, patient and sweet, like he was trying to memorize the shape of your mouth.
When you pulled away, your heart was hammering.
“So?” He whispered.
You grinned. “You didn’t mess it up.”
He bumped his nose against yours. “Whew. Dodged a bullet.”
You rested your head back on his shoulder, your fingers tangled with his.
And for the first time in a long time, everything felt still. Peaceful.
Like maybe Peter Parker had finally found a little quiet in the chaos.
And so had you.
‎∗ ࣪ ˖༺ 𓆩☆𓆪 ༻˖ ࣪ ∗
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psithurista · 2 years ago
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approach shift - epilogue
pairing: Peter Parker x f!reader (TASM/Andrew Garfield version) length: 2.3k rating: explicit 18+ warnings: PIV (protected), sneaky little non-descriptive pegging reference, disGUSting fluff
Peter Parker is a weirdo. A hot, distracting, irritating weirdo. And you can’t afford distractions right now. So there’s only one thing to do.
a/n: I'll keep it quick: I'm so sorry this took so long, but I just wasn't quite ready to finish it off haha. It's been two years almost to the day since I started writing this (and they've been fucking crazy years) so it feels very strange saying goodbye to these adorable losers. I once again can't even start to express how happy it's made me seeing your reactions to this fic, and I'm endlessly grateful to everyone who took the time to leave a comment or reach out to say hi. I hope you like this last sweet little snippet! x
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SIX MONTHS LATER
“We need to get up,” you say, making no move to do so.
He turns his face from where it’s smushed into the pillow to speak, his eyes still closed. “You first.”
You groan. 
You have no idea what time it is, and your phone is out of reach, but the light through the curtains is blinding like near-noon and Bear’s supposed to be here at 10 to pick you up, so you’re almost definitely cutting it fine.
“Peter.” Your legs are tangled with his, his thigh between yours. He huffs morning breath sleepily into your face in response, reaching a hand out to pat your cheek. 
“Shh.” He shifts, pressing his thigh harder between your legs, skin sticky on skin. You know he’s doing it on purpose; he knows exactly where he’s pressing you. You make a quiet, satisfied noise, then pull away regretfully. 
“Bear’s gonna be here soon and you need to be dressed. She’ll freak if she has to see your ass again.” 
“Mmm. Yeah. I’m up.”
You sit up, and the slow weight of his arm slides off your waist. The bedroom door is open to the living room where you can see the debris left over from your at-home date the night before: the bowl still on the couch with a handful of unpopped kernels still rattling in the bottom, the fairy lights web-stuck across the ceiling still glowing gently and the blown-out candles stuck in pastel wax puddles to the coffee table you’d rescued from the curb a few weeks after moving in together. It’d been unbearably funny watching Peter’s elaborate performance of pretending to struggle under the weight of it on the way back home.
He drags himself out of bed, and you hear the coffee machine gurgling while you start pulling out clothes.
It’s hot and stuffy; the air’s stopped working again sometime in the night, so you screech the window open and prop the broom handle under the frame to keep it there. It’s a precarious solution—more than once, the window’s fallen shut while you’ve been at work, forcing Peter to awkwardly perform a frantic outfit change behind the dumpster in the alley so he doesn’t run the risk of running into one of your neighbours in the elevator. But the rent’s affordable for a pair of research scientists with a dash of supplementary freelance photography cash on the side, and the occasional bags of free food from a grateful shop owner after a thwarted hold-up.
“Should we call about the air?” you wonder out loud through the open door.

 “Don’t worry about it, it’ll be quicker if I just get up on the roof and fix it again myself,” Peter says, his voice stretching out into a yawn halfway through. He appears in the bathroom doorway, still naked, two mugs in his hands. 
You gasp in appreciation as he passes one to you. “God, I love you,” you murmur, taking a sip.
He grins dazedly at you in the mirror, his cheeks flushed. “Is that all it takes, huh? A crappy cup of coffee?”
You turn and slide the mug onto the counter so you can wrap your arms around his waist. “No. You’re cute, too. That helps.”
He kisses you, his thumb and index finger framing your chin. “M’not cute,” he says against your lips, leaning his too-warm body along yours. “M’intimidating as hell. Ask anybody.”
You’d only gotten as far as underwear before he’d interrupted you dressing, and it already feels like there’s far too much in the way between you. “You’re gonna make me late,” you say, reaching down to dig your fingers into the taut swell of his ass. “Gotta get ready.”
“Okay, so keep getting ready,” he says, mouthing at your neck. “You’re the one groping me.”
He’s right; now you’ve started, you can’t seem to stop. You press your hands to the small of his back, drawing him closer. You can feel his cock beginning to harden where his body is pressed against yours, and his tongue comes out to touch at your pulse. He makes a tiny noise in his throat as you slip one hand down between your bodies to wrap loosely around his rapidly-growing erection.
You stroke him once, gently, and he huffs. “I don’t see how this is helping,” he says. 
You hum your response, your resolve melting away as he strokes the back of his knuckles down your spine, making you shiver. “Maybe…” you say.
He ducks his head to kiss first one breast, then the other, your nipples standing hard and sensitive. “Maybe?” he prompts. His fingers brush your hip, coming around to rest just below your navel.
“Maybe, if we’re quick…” you say, biting your lip, pushing your hips upward to try to encourage his hand lower.

“Babe, I can be so quick,” he says, half-groan, half-laughter. He thumbs your labia, spreading you open just a little, so he can touch your clit. “Too quick, even, if you want. Some would say it’s a talent.”
You grin at him, letting go of his cock. “Bed. Now.”
He swings you up into his arms so fast your head spins, practically flinging you onto the bed. 
You sprawl out in front of him, your arms thrown back as he peels your underwear off. “Holy shit,�� he says, running his hands down your sides, staring at the expanse of your body. His jaw is slack with longing, and the sight of his adoration never fails to make fresh heat flood your face, even after seeing him staring at you like this so many times.
He kneels down over you, sucking two fingers into his mouth as he does. You hitch your knees up to give him a better angle, and he gently presses a firm thigh between your legs. “How do you wanna…?”
“Condom,” you tell him, running your fingers through his hair, making his eyes roll closed with pleasure. “No mess.”
He holds your lower lip gently between his teeth, and slowly pushes his two slick fingers inside you. You shift your hips up, and he withdraws them both again, using the slip of your arousal to work against your clit. He kneels up a little, so he can palm your breast with his other hand as he bends down to lick the inside of your thighs.
“Oh,” you breathe. His fingers stop circling to push back inside you, just as his tongue works a hot, messy kiss over your clit. You grab handfuls of his hair to try to keep up with the pace he’s setting, but the feeling of your fingers against his scalp only makes him work faster, a weak groan vibrating down through his tongue.
He bends his head lower, so he can lick around where your wetness has started to gather on his knuckles as he keeps pumping leisurely, in and out. It’s so wet you can both hear it, and he works faster, angling his fingers higher, until you’re writhing.
“Peter…come on, please,” you beg, yanking hard at his hair. 
It works to break his concentration, and he scrambles up, leaning down sideways so he can dig around in the bottom drawer of the nightstand. It’s filled with an assorted mix of toys and, stashed further back, Peter’s wrist canisters. The logic had been that anybody who broke into your apartment would be too freaked out by the toys to keep looking in the drawer, but it also meant Peter had to dig through a dizzying array of plugs and lube every time he went out.
You turn your head to the side and see the wistful way he glances at your strap-on, and you click your tongue. “We’re in a hurry, remember? Later.”
“Mmm. I’ll hold you to that,” he says, kissing you again as he rolls the condom smoothly over his cock.
He leans back, propping a pillow under your hips to give himself more leverage. As he sinks inside you, you hold your breath, letting it out slowly.
He groans above you, easing just a millimeter out and then back in, like he can’t help himself. It feels devastatingly good; he’s thick and beautifully hard right against where you need him, and thanks to his mouth, you’re wet enough that you’re ready for him to start moving immediately.  
You hook your ankles together behind his back to pull him in deeper, and he sinks home, fully seated balls-deep inside. You clench your muscles, just to feel as much of him as you can, and he grinds his hips against yours. 
You can feel the tension in his limbs as he draws back and starts to move. You’ll never, ever get sick of how he feels inside you, you think, your mouth open. He’s fucking you so good; his strokes long and firm and perfect.
He cups your ass with his hand to lift your hips even further, shifting the angle once again, and your breath stutters sharply in your throat as the head of his cock catches your g-spot.
“That’s it, right?” he murmurs, his voice wrecked. “Right there? That’s it, babe, c’mon, show me, I wanna see…”
You can’t even respond, your fingers gripping his biceps like his body is your only lifeline. It’s so good, and you’re getting so close, you just need…
“Fuck,” you gasp, high-pitched and panicked as you come, hard and blinding. 
He doesn’t slow down. If anything, he fucks you harder, chasing down his own release as you clench and melt around him. It only takes a few more moments before his cock jerks inside you and he curses, collapsing the hot weight of his body on yours.
You pant together, sweaty and spent. His cheek is crushed to yours, and he turns his face just enough to kiss any part of you he can reach—the top of your shoulder, your forehead, the tip of your ear.
When you manage to drag your eyes open, you find his huge doe-brown eyes already looking at you. “Good?” he whispers, kissing your shoulder again.
You smile at him, feeling drunk and dizzy. “So good,” you tell him.
You’re still wrapped up in each other like idiots when he jolts hard as though startled. You’re confused for about half a second, before the buzzer from downstairs goes off. 
“Oh, shit,” you hiss, scrambling out of bed.
“You get ready,” Peter says, somehow already dragging on a pair of sweatpants. The speed and dexterity with which he’s able to dress never ceases to amaze you. “I’ll stall.”
You’re stepping out of the fastest shower of your life when you hear the squeaky door to your apartment opening.
“Hey, Bear,” Peter’s voice says.
“Hey, Parker. Your shirt’s inside-out,” she says. 
You lean the naked top half of your body around the bathroom door to wave at her. “Hey, sorry, I just got out of the shower. I need like, three minutes to get dressed.”
She clicks her tongue, but doesn’t look overly annoyed as she flops onto the couch. “It’s hot as shit in here,” she says cheerfully, swinging her feet up onto your coffee table. 
You can hear her and Peter chatting as you hurriedly get ready; he asks her about Krista, she asks him about his aunt. Unsurprisingly, Bear and May had hit it off in a huge way at your birthday after May had excitedly demanded to know everything about the play Bear was auditioning for.
You give yourself a quick once-over to make sure you look presentable before you duck out into the living room. Peter and Bear have moved onto once again arguing about music; Peter’s on Blur’s side, Bear’s on Oasis’. 
You give them both a sideways look. “I’m not getting involved in this,” you say, checking to make sure your keys are in your bag. “But I’m just saying, in a real fight, Liam Gallagher would kick Damon Albarn’s ass any day of the week.” Peter grins at you from behind the counter, where he’s attempting to clean the disaster left in the kitchen from dinner last night.
“Oh, my God,” Bear says, looking you up and down. “Why do you look so worked up? Were you guys just fucking? Like right now?”

 Peter can’t turn away fast enough to conceal his snort, and you make a face at her. “It’s called caffeine. Come on, we’ll be late.”
Peter waves at her. “Say hi to Krista.”
“You should come with us, next time you get a night off work,” Bear says, helping herself to a stick of gum from the packet on the bench.
“Bye,” you say, leaning in to wrap your arms around Peter’s waist. “Be careful,” you add quietly, leaning up to kiss him.
He grins. “Always am.” He kisses you back, slow and gentle, before letting you go.
Bear shakes her head. “You guys are so gross. Later, Parker.”
Peter trails you to the door so he can close it behind you. Bear’s a few feet ahead of you, and you don’t mean to linger, but you can’t help but look back one last time as you go.
Peter’s leaning in the door, a dish rag over his shoulder. His hair’s chaotic from where you’d run your fingers through it, and his cheeks are still a little pink with warmth. 
As you watch, his eyes crease at the corners. “Love you,” he mouths, too quiet for Bear to hear. He still has the cutlery in his hands he’d been drying before you walked out; two knives, two forks. 
You can feel your face splitting into a smile you’re sure must be even goofier than his. You hold his gaze, and as Bear drags you away, you’re missing him already.
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swappingbryn · 1 year ago
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Cheshire Smile
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A lot of old stories were based on actual events, even if they only contained a kernel of truth. However, sometimes stories contain a lot more than a kernel, and when the basis is supernatural, the subject matter is regarded as purely fictional, which is dangerous.
Archie was a regular college senior who got tangled up in a spiders web of trouble. Every kid in almost every place had read or watched the old classics, Cinderella, Snow White, Peter Pan. However, Archie wasn’t caught by Hook, or Maleficent, or even Lady Tremaine, but by a far more malevolent and capricious force; the Cheshire Cat.
The Cat loved to cause trouble, and he figured what better source of fun than a young, hot guy, surrounded by young, almost equally hot men and women. The Cat wasted no time, upon seeing Archie, it pounces and took over his body. Once he was in control, he unleashed his wicked smile.
Within a week, the Cat had fucked his way through most of the frats and sororities on campus. It never realized how much fun mischief could be when it’s paired with human lust. The Cat exited Archie’s body after a few weeks, but the follow year, there were a lot of reports of babies being born with sinister grins.
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maquina-semiotica · 2 years ago
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Peter Kernel, "Men of the Women"
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official-impravidus · 1 year ago
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Could you do “Why did you choose me?” for Parkner?
"Why did you choose me?"
Harley's head turns suddenly, the words registering in his mind but not fully comprehending.
In his defense, he isn't expecting that sort of question while they're standing in the canned vegetable aisle of the grocery store.
Harley had been in an intense mental debate between two different brands of baked beans when Peter said the words that still aren't making sense.
"To go... grocery shopping with me?" Harley asks slowly.
"No. I... to be with you."
"At the grocery store?"
"In this relationship."
Harley blinks, the confusion quickly shifting into concern and alarm. "What's wrong?"
"Nothing's wrong."
"Something's gotta be wrong if you're asking questions like that while holding a can of Del Monte corn. Which, maybe set that down before you crack it open." Harley gently pulls the now very dented can from Peter's hand, his touch slackening his grip. Harley intertwines their fingers. "Where's this comin' from?"
"There's a lot of corn in the world."
"...Yeah I guess so. Tennessee's more of a soybean state than corn, but I know there's the yellow and purple kind. Probably more. There's blue ones right? Because the chips are blue." He pauses. "We should get some salsa."
"Harley," Peter says, grabbing Harley's hand as he starts to drift towards the canned tomatoes. "There's a lot of corn in the world. There's corn on the cob and the kind that come off the cob in freezer bags and kernels that turn into popcorn—"
"I don't think I'm following."
"—and there's the kind that comes in the can," Peter finishes, breath heaving like he's just single-handedly fought of a whole hoard of aliens. "And... and the kind that comes in the can is tinny and it's submerged in water and you've gotta drain the water out and when you warm it up it gets hard but if you don't then it's lukewarm unless you put it in the fridge and have it cold but then the can is cold—"
"Peter," Harley says, grabbing Peter's face in his hands.
"I'm like canned corn. I've got all these extra steps and extra problems and extra baggage and trauma and you could have the corn on the cob or the frozen corn or anything easier than canned."
Harley stares at Peter, mind racing as it finally clicks. He runs a thumb over Peter's cheek and presses a soft kiss to his forehead.
"Corn on the cob's gotta be shucked. It makes a mess and doesn't always break easily and you gotta cook it and it doesn't taste the same if you boil it or broil it or grill it."
Peter's eyes go wide, clearly not expecting this response.
"Frozen corn's gotta be warmed up too. You can put it in the microwave but when you pour it, it's got boiling hot juice and condensation that spills on your hand when cut it open. And if you leave it in the fridge too long it gets stale and covered in frost and gets stuck together in one big ice-corn cube."
Harley taps his finger on Peter's chin, making a face like he's pretending to think. "And, y'know, now that you say it, I don't actually know how to make my own popcorn. I just get the kind that comes in the bag that you pop right into the microwave. I'm guessing it takes a lot of skill to not get everywhere and cook just right."
Harley smiles. "But I like canned corn a lot. It's reliable. You know what you're getting and you know it's gonna be good. And yeah, sure, cooking it might be a pain, but I don't see anything wrong with how it is. Just a spoon and a can of corn, juice and all."
Harley shakes Peter lightly by the shoulders. "I love you because you're you, Peter. Not because it's always gonna be easy. Not because you're the simplest choice. But because you're you, all of the tin and juice and inability to warm up."
Peter chuckles wetly.
"So you know what? Even if you've got more extra steps than the frozen corn or more problems than the corn on the cob or more trauma than the corn kernels — which, in my opinion, I think whatever that process is to turn it into popcorn is so much more traumatic than whatever you've got," Peter laughs again, "know that it's all worth it. Because I love you. And you're worth taking the extra steps. And you're also worth not taking any extra steps at all and just accepting who you are already."
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