#philomena daniels

[mahkinarya]

stan and his beautiful wife philomena from the monkey wrench au, commission

[the0ther-side0f-dawn]

does anyone else see it?

[sapphicricebowl]

she should have interviewed those fuckass vampires

[sinister-things]

These three need to join forces and defeat those vampires

[cherryfairy35]

I don’t know what’s worse: to not know what you are and be happy, or to become what you’ve always wanted to be, and feel alone.

- Daniel Keyes, Flowers for Algernon

©Philomena Famulok

Dear sea, dear wind...

[squirrellypoo]

Loustat fic rec

Since my last fic roundup it appears I've been promoted into the role of Loustat fic librarian, LOL. I've been asked for a lot more recomendations, and I thought I'd group these thematically rather than by length or AU type. There's a few repeats here from the previous list but that just means you really should read them!

Time-bending

“Once more, with feeling” Human Loustat are caught in a time loop, repeating the same day over and over… By @cher-horowitz

“Come (Back) to Me” Modern painter Louis is drawn to a painting an an old chateau and time travels back to the 18th century to meet the young marquis in the portrait… By @suikamelon6

“Return” Modern vampire Louis suddenly time travels to 18th c Paris, where he encounters human Lestat and Nicki at the theatre… (ongoing)

“Ten Minutes” Lestat’s caught in a time loop, destined to relive the Paris trial again and again

“Daniel Molloy, Time Bandit” Daniel time travels from 1980s Night Island back to 1790s TdV where Armand doesn’t know him, but is intrigued… (This one's not Loustat but I still wanted to include it)

Fairy Tales

“Tale as Old as Time” Beauty and the Beast AU with Loustat trapped in a cursed castle

“Fly Away with Me” Peter Pan AU mixing childhood memories of the du Lac children flying to Neverland with grown-up Louis and Pan/Lestat (ongoing)

“La Bête” Human Louis travels to France to research a mysterious 18th tale of a beast that roamed the Auvergne… (ongoing) (Not a straight 1:1 fairytale but fuck it, I love this one so much and it deserves more readers) By @penguinsandbats

“Bittersweet” (ch18) Standalone Beauty and the Beast Loustat chapter from a month-long challenge

“Rumpelstiltskin” Louis wakes up in the Dubai penthouse and must complete tasks for his mysterious captor will eat him (Loumand, not Loustat)

“The Wolf Fur Slipper” Prince Louis must get married, and a Cinder-fella Lestat dreams of escaping his awful family to live in a fairy tale romance…

Crossovers

IWTV x The Newsreader: “One of our Reporters Is Missing” The original crossover fic! Louis sees Dale on Australian tv, and travels to reunite with what he thinks is a mind-wiped Lestat. By @angstosaur

IWTV x The Newsreader: “Roving” Helen Norville meets up with Daniel Molloy in the 1980s in America and travels to NOLA, tapes in tow, and stumbles upon Lestat…

IWTV x The Newsreader: “I thought we could have an orgy” Loustat/TimDale PWP set in the Darwin episode of S1

IWTV x Cunk on Life: “Cunk on Fangs” Philomena Cunk is asked by her good friend Daniel Molloy to travel to Dubai to interview a vampire with him… (ongoing)

IWTV x Ted Lasso: “No Such Thing As Bad Publicity” Keeley is employed to improve Lestat’s PR for his European tour

IWTV x Killing Eve: “In the White Room (L’homme Lestat)” modern vampire story where Lestat is kidnapped by a mysterious organisation and forced to become their assassin while Louis and Armand try to help/rescue him with help from Villanelle. By @angstosaur

IWTV x True Blood: “Under the Blood Moon” Human Louis finds out at his dad’s funeral that the company is bankrupt and meets a vampire Lestat at a dive bar while he’s drowning his sorrows (ongoing/abandoned?)

(There's also some IWTV x Hannibal ones but I'm not really into that show SORRY! Feel free to suggest some in your RBs if you're into it though)

Sex Workers

“Before You See Me” Human AU with sex worker Louis hired to help heal a heartbroken actor Sebastian Wilde (Lestat). Sex with all the feelings. By @suikamelon6

“Many happy returns” Modern human PWP with sex worker Lestat delivering a birthday gift to Louis in the library

“Make me, break me, shake me” Human AU with escorts Loustat as roommates until Louis realises what Lestat really needs - a good dicking.

“Baby Treat me Nice” Human AU with kindergarten teacher Louis discovering the dad of one of his students is actually his Only Fans crush… (ongoing/abandoned?)

“Assignment” Modern AU with an anxious and stressed human Louis requesting professional services to lose his virginity, and a blond man appears at his door... By @riley-beautrelle

“Pretty Boy” Daniel discovers after Dubai that Lestat became a porn star after being left for dead and penniless and is now the highest paid gay porn star in America

“Music When the Sun Goes Down” Modern human/vampire AU with sugar baby Louis gaining a new & exclusive rich blond client… (ongoing/abandoned?)

I've tried to tag authors where I can but my memory is terrible when AO3 & Tumblr handles differ... sorry!

[mirlin-period-blue]

I’m not too well versed in the yuri subculture of Dan and Phil but I’ve thought about it recently after readiscovering TABINOF that if they were girls they’d be Yazi/Yaz and Fiona.

Like…Is that accurate or are they like Danielle and Philomena or some shit

[idkaguyorsomething]

Daniel Molloy is on sick leave, pick someone else to subject to those freaks.

¡Please reblog and explain your choice in the notes!

[lustsfuls]

ALL  THE  PENT-UP  YEARNING  BURST  out  of  her,  manifesting  in  her  body.  her  skin  hot,  and  her  pussy  wet  and  throbbing.  she  had  dreamt  of  this  moment,  wondering  how  it'd  be  like  to  have  daniek's  cock  inside  her.  now,  she  was  one  step  closer  to  having  that  come  true.  she  whimpered  in  dismay  when  he  retracted  his  hand  from  her  underwear,  growing  more  desperate  for  him.  eyeing  him  intently,  he  watched  as  he  brought  his  fingers  to  her  mouth  to  taste  her.  they  didn't  go  all  the  way  yet  she  was  already  this  soaked.  she  bit  her  lower  lip,  letting  him  guide  her  hand  to  wrap  around  his  pulsating  cock.  she  nodded  at  his  question,  stroking  his  length  eagerly.

One could easily say that Daniel had a lot of built up feelings for Philomena. But at this point, his mind was fixed on one thing only: figuring out how good it would feel to be inside of her. Daniel retracted his hand from her underwear, guiding his fingers up to his mouth to have a taste of her juices. A smile appeared on his face when her sweetness filled his mouth. "Mmh," he groaned, rushing to free his needy erection from his pants by unbuckling his belt, guiding her hand down to wrap around his throbbing length. "Feel that? How hard you're making me."

[ourchunkysalsa]

interview with the vampire and it’s all the same except philomena cunk or ziwe is interviewing louis instead of daniel doing it

[dailydeathinparadise]

Will there be a Return to Paradise season 2?

Exciting news for fans of Return to Paradise: filming for season two is already underway!

Key cast members will be returning to our screens as well as a slew of new guest stars.

Anna Samson will be reprising her role as Detective Sergeant Mackenzie “Mack” Clarke, while Tai Hara will be returning to portray her ex-fiancé, Glenn.

Other cast members who will also be returning include:

Lloyd Griffith as Colin Cartwright

Catherine McClements as Philomena Strong

Celia Ireland as Reggie Rocco

Andrea Demetriades as Daisy Dixon

Aaron McGrath as Felix Wilkinson

As for who we can expect to guest star in season two, Danielle Cormack, Meyne Wyatt, Roz Hammond, Justine Clarke, Michelle Lim Davidson, Greg Stone, Zoe Carides, Simon Lyndon and Miah Madden are just a few names to be confirmed.

[astra-galaxie]

CC Characters' Headcanons - Victims

(Characters who did not appear as suspects or quasi-suspects)

Aaliyah Banks

Abigail Price

Abner Milton

Adam Hassan

Admiral Oak

Adolfo Herrera

Afif Wahab

Agwé

Aileen Greene

Alan Cardwell

Albertina Thenard

Alfie McNaulty

Amanda Love

Andrei Beloglazov

Andrew Ashworth

Angus O'Brian

Anjulie Cruz

Anna Jewell

Annette Arbor

Annette Sommeur

Annie Capri

Anton Levin

Argat Noyan

Arnold Nottingham

Aubrey Miller

Barbara Coldwell

Barnabas Dycker

Barnaby Wilson

Béatrice Sanchez

Beckett Blanton

Benjamin Galls

Bernie Silverman

Bigfoot

Billy Snapshot

Blackbeard

Brad Price

Bruce Green

Burt Montana

Cal Stark

Captain Harry Hugo

Carlos Antonio

Casper Rove

Catherine of Aragon

Chad Whickman

Chidi Udoka

Christie Becker

Cindy Hamilton

Cindy McMinn

Claire Godwin

Clarissa Rochester

Clifford Grady

Coleen Truman

Connor Sullivan

Constance Tan

Daisy Thompson

Dan Broke

Dan Kelly

Dan Quang

Daniel Taylor

Danny Dedalus

Danny Kwame

Darya Chernova

David Breitman

Davy Byrne

Debby Gideon

Deepak Kumar

Demetrios Metaxas

Dolores Zamora

Donald Barnes

Donna Sandover

Dr Henry Liu

Dr. Lucrezia Stein

Dylan Mitvok

Ed Dunkin

Edgar Woe

Edna Owens

Edouard Batard

Edward Blake

Elaine Seabrook

Elise Marx

Elmer Buttons

Emma Ternon

Eric Prynce

Ernest Picklebrain

Ernest Turing

Ernesto Cárpena

Evangeline Rousseau

Fabrizio Gallardo

Fang Cheng

Felicia Steppingstone

Flavia Pulchra

Frank Vogel

Fred Drucker

Freddy Stewart

Gail Harding

Georgina Upperton

Gérard Arnault

Gordon Michelli

Guo Han

Gus McGuff

Gwak Sung-ho

Hamza Boussefi

Hank Buxton

Hans Vogel

Hector Fernandez

Henri Pelletier

Henry Crosby

Ilya Tretyakov

Irina Nemovska

Jack Goodwin

Jackson Peters

Jacob Dawks

Jade Carnegie

Jakobo Nkosi

Jane Pembroke

Jason Stone

Jennifer Carter

Jennifer Tanaka

Jenny Galguera

Jeremy Cross

Jerry Bigwall

Jerry McKenzie

Jimmy "Ice P" Lewis

Jin Bingxu

Joe Stanford

Joe Turner

Jonathan Stafford

Jordan Coprolite

Joseph Dante

Joseph Pryor

Joshua Gibson

Juan Rodrigo Vasquez

Jude Connelly

Julia Lloyd

Julius Caesar

Juniper

Justine Collier

Kalua Kaboom

Karen Boulder

Kariuki Maina

Katurix

Kayla Markham

Kayla Pieterse

Kelly Purnell

Khalid Souleyman

Kristopher Bauer

Lady Fiore

Lam Ugyen

Lee Dupree

Li Jun

Lindsay Bannister

Ling Zhang

Lisa Edwards

Lissa Avery

Lorna Westerberg

Lucrezia Capecchi

Lucy Campbell

Lucy Winters

Lynn Hart

Manny Sanchez

Margaret Hatchman

Marguerite d'Anjou

Mario Fortuna

Marta Ulanova

Mary Gray

Mason Bloom

Mateo Arias

Maximillian Poe

Merv Waylon

Mikhail Karamazov

Napoleon Bonaparte

Ned Dillard

Nick Kringle

Noah Lowe

Nomena Leroy

Nora Lewis

Norah Barnlow

Norm White

Odette Kamarov

Olly Oliver

Orville West

Oscar Rojas

Otis Kidd

Paul Etter

Paul Gigs

Paula Mahler

Pelagios

Penny Farrell

Philomena Highmore

Pietro Agnelli

Prince Albert

Priya Joshi

Radovan Radich

Rainee Day

Ramses XLIII

Rani Goshwalla

Reggie Liotta

René Narcisse

Rex Lane

Rex Logan

Riaja Somalinggi

Roland Vane

Ronald Rooney

Rosa Wolf

Rosie Gatewood

Rowdy Rick

Rufus Murlock

Ruth Campbell

Ryan Min

Sabine Diamant

Sam Chey

Sam De Witt

Sammy Duncan

Samuel Rye

Sandy Grimmes

Sandy Turner

Scott Lee Allan

Scott Morris

Seamus Cummings

Sébastien Lefebvre

Sharon Decker

Shogun Yoshinobu Gojo

Simon Armstrong

Stacy Lovely

Stella Ziarati

Stephanie Griff

Steve Wood

Storm Huxley

Stuart Huckabee

Sunil Dhudwar

Susie Pickley

Tabu Kebu

Tangzi Khatun

Thanid Tongproh

Theo Mercier

Theo Vergeer

Thomas Boyd

Thomas Segan

Todd Anderson

Tom Blackwater

Tom Nelson

Tony Webb

Triboulet

Trixie Velvet

Troy Takiguchi

Tsukada Hiroshi

Tyler Wright

Valereea Valz

Valerie Green

Vicky Lopez

Victoria Stanbury

Virginia Watchbird

Vitaly Borodin

Vito Pioni

Vizier Ibrahim

Voodoo Vince

Walter Fairbanks

Wilfred Turnscrew

Wilhelm Moss

Will Wyoming

Yuto Watanabe

Zoila Huanca

[lustsfuls]

PHILOMENA‘S  BODY  TREMBLED  AS  BLISS  from  her  climax  washed  over  her,  her  eyes  glazing  from  lust,  intoxicated  from  the  pleasure  and  praise.  in  that  moment,  nothing  else  mattered  but  daniel.  she  whimpered  as  he  pulled  out  his  fingers,  dismayed  from  the  feeling  of  being  empty.  she  just  had  her  orgasm,  but  she  couldn‘t  get  enough.  she  wanted  his  cock  inside  her  and  more.  she  held  onto  his  neck,  leaning  closer  to  kiss  him  back,  mouth  parting  to  allow  his  tongue  entry.  ❝we  are,❞  she  agreed,  but  running  late  was  the  least  of  her  concerns  now.  ❝we  should.❞  her  eyes  lit  up  at  his  words.  she  wanted  to  fuck  him  so  bad.

Her needy moans filled the air between them, only increasing as Daniel's fingers kept working towards her climax. "Mmm, good girl," Daniel grinned against Philomena's soft lips as she came undone for him. Retracting his hand from between her legs, he cupped her chin and leaned in for yet another kiss, which turned into several kisses, his tongue softly teasing hers. "We're already running late," he pointed out, pulling away for a brief second. "If anybody asks; traffic was awful. I think we should fuck, because I won't be able to think about anything else if we don't."

[weather-mood]

Sometimes I forget I can write now, like I could will that into being. ‘Daniel Molloy: has he lost it? An interview by Philomena Cunk’

[agendabymooner]

um js to let u know "something jealous" was the hottest thing ive ever read like lando feeding into daniels teasing while hes fucking reader EXCUSE MEEE AKMXIELWOWKDNSJWKKSKS 🤭🤭🤭🤭

THAT WASNT ME THAT WAS PHILOMENA 😭😭😭

but thank you~ I’ve always been a two guy connoisseur and I showed it through that 🫡

[desvoeux]

eli you're allowed to re-re-re blog freely. this is me granting you free pass to do what the fuck you want. it's signed

"eli can do what the fuck she wants"

- lau

also to answer to your first reblog: ily and you're so welcome and precious, but i will slam you around on the floor with my big brain powers like armand did to daniel if you ask me about ancient egypt and aliens (affectionate ❤️ i'm lying i think it's fun)

keeping your permission slip on me until you regret this and revoke my rights lau!! <333 i can be trusted with it and i won't abuse it to make irresponsible decisions. ever 🤓

interview part two: i'm meeting you halfway with 18th and 19th century stuff where i find the most philomena cunk things to ask you anyway until you paralyze me on the spot and tell me to kill myself 💜

(hiding in your luggage for the fitzbirth get together and jumping out at night to ask you why didn't they go to the arctic on a helicopter instead of on a ship or why didn't they do tiktok live videos for posterity until you beat me to sleep dkfjhfkjdf)