#pipe coupling

[petpetpinixy]

ahem. aheem

(i hope it's obvious but if not: jack is Not trying to hit dave here he's just swanging that crank around)

[bardan-jusik]

btw the kama is both the sexiest and easiest part of mando armor to make (and also nothing stops you wearing one with jeans and a tshirt) idk everybody go make a kama its just a rectangle with some triangles on it 🫶

[naomiknight-17]

Not the fanciest food photography (and completely devoid of food styling!) but I finished these cookies and I am tired and sore and now I am making you look at the fruits of my labor

[pianokantzart]

GUYS

THE FULL JAPANESE DUB

[thelovers-2001]

Wow, who knew the two most dangerous adult villains are in a relationship? That definitely.

That definitely won't be a problem.

( P.S Click/Tap the Read More to learn about my KND s/i )

Madam M, real name Monica Machina (last name pronounced as Ma-KEE-na), is an adult villain and archnemesis of the Kids Next Door.

An advanced cyborg by her cybergenetic surgeries, mainly towards her brain. She started her experiment to create "the perfect adult" and made herself the subject. She's extremely observant, quick thinking on decisions and planning. She became highly intelligent equivalent to an AI.

These surgeries however took a toll on her. Mentally, it stunted her emotions in becoming flat and stoic. She lost the ability of fear; anger and sadness can become uncomfortable to catastrophic levels. Physically, the surgeries consequently cause body pain; mainly her back and shoulders. Her eyes went through the worse that it completely rotted, replaced with camera realistically look like eyes.

Her expertise is technology, unsurprising she's from a family of a tech business. Resides alone in her home, down beneath in her lair filled with television screens. Connected to camera secretly implanted in places, observing not only KND, but other adult villains as well (except Father). Cameras were also bugged on machinery built for the Delightful Children Down The Lane, all to observe and learn each KND operatives' actions.

She is the heir of the the British company, M Corp. Well established for their everyday electronics but mostly known as technological collaborators to adult villains. With her (adoptive) parents, Mr and Mrs M, who famously allied with the legendary Grandfather.

The two were close knit allies to the point of arranging a marriage with the Machinas' only child, Monica to Grandfather's first son, Monty, all for the sake of power. And they were still children at the time.

Young Monica however was more interested in his second son, Benedict. She secretly wanted to befriend instead. When Monty figured out their parents plan, decided to play along while having Monica and Benedict secretly bond. Their parents found out the secret friendship. But while the Machinas suggested changing the arranged marriage to Monica with Benedict, Grandfather furiously refused. Thus he cut off both his sons' interactions with Monica.

In the present, Madam M and Father reunited as adults, started as business partners but slowly becoming a close emotional relationship. This relationship was kept a secret from other villains, though they become more comfortable being seen together in public... without PDA. That's in private.

Madam M is now KND's second biggest threat, next to Father. She is Father's closest and safest ally, as well as the only person he genuinely cares for.

[curiositydoorunlocked]

Stranger Things Reddit is wild, because why on Earth did I just see someone say—without an iota of irony—that Mike and El were “blissfully happy” through all of S3, and had no problems whatsoever in S4 aside from their Nina-related separation?

Their whole S3 squabble wasn’t a problem? El constructing a monthslong fake narrative about her life in California wasn’t a problem? The raised-voices fight they got into wasn’t a problem?

People can disagree on how significant a moment is in the broader context. They can disagree on what an event means for a story. They can disagree on what might happen next. But for a group so invested in a TV show (purportedly, anyway), those people are remarkably uninvested in…what actually happens on the TV show.

[donjuaninhell]

Hahaha, try to overflow now motherfucker.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

brings me so much joy to see comic/bald charles likers like yes he’s gorgeous! he’s fine as hell!!!! say it for the people at the back!!! magneto being attractive is common knowledge but seeing ppl find charles attractive too makes me so giddy

Im legally not allowed to watch any 92/97 episodes with anyone where charles wears his combat uniform lest i cause a scene and make everyone uncomfortable

[number1villainstan]

spoiled less like a bratty kid and more like the cherries fallen off the tree and rotting in the summer heat on the concrete of the driveway

[spandexinspace]

Once upon a time I learned that AI struggles immensely with the concepts of faucets and I haven't been able to look at a nice, aesthetic bathroom picture since.

They're all AI. All of them.

[dailyrazordoodle]

day 123: cake mix was on sale today so i bought some :)

[squishsquishy]

14. Free day! Anything with hearts or lovecore related !

My Partners Are My Best Friends 🫶💕

🩷•🤍•🩷 🤍•💘•🤍 🩷•🤍•🩷 Happy Valentine’s Day

[as-dreamers-do]

THIS IS WHY WE WEAR NERD SHIRTS IN PUBLIC, KIDS

[triplethreat77]

Rain canceled our skate park plans Sunday, but fortunately the weather was perfect Monday, so I took off work. I skated the half pipe on quads and inlines - with my boyfriend swooning from the coping. The pink wax he got me smelled like candy, and we left after a good workout (and a few wipeouts). Ice cold tequila was a necessary cool down.

[aeolianblues]

Listening to early XFM era Elis and John podcasts, and what I'm finding is, while it's true that people have been talking about how some of the edge has been taking off the Robins' style of tortured humour over the years and especially since he stopped drinking for good, some of those early podcasts also saw the most unbearable sides of Robins: petty, with no patience at all for Elis, especially where his (Welsh) interests were concerned, whereas all of John's own interests were to be honoured at the highest level, and Elis would always give them time of day. The times when John would get extremely petty on Winner Plays On and throw the game by making Elis' questions impossibly hard or not let him answer, or times when he'd have no patience for some of Elis' topics/general rants on Elis' Welsh interests were sometimes unbearable. To that 2015 Robins, I certainly, certainly prefer the John of 2024.

I suppose he really hit the peak of his craft between 2017 and 2022, the balance between razor-wit, compassion, dark humour and astute comedy was the absolute peak of Robins' powers. Some of the 5 Live shows just after both lockdowns were lifted were some of the funniest I've heard from them.

I love that John's happier and more at peace since he's given up drinking, it does seem to me that John's the sort of person that needs to devote his life to something or other in order to not have his own mind simply consume him. I am surprisingly sympathetic to this notion, even though I don't think personally I've ever felt that the space in my own head was so unbearable that I needed to silence it for extended periods. But then again, I am on Tumblr and listening to a podcast while I'm trying to work through some code. I could've just sat with my thoughts, but no. Nonetheless. I can sort of see how he's ended up a big coffee and gym connoisseur, if it was a choice between those two and more serious vices (that John has dealt with in the past, must point out), it's an easy choice.

Gym chat isn't even really my thing, but the rapport between Elis, John and Dave does still make it pretty interesting chat. It's certainly more 5 Live on-air conversation than scripted comedy chat in the style of standup. But you have to give them that, it's not Radio 4's Comedy Of The Week podcast.

I have faith in the new format, from other non-BBC stuff I've seen John on recently, he and Elis have both certainly still got a very funny streak. I feel like they're in the stages of working out how to make the show retain the urgency (/'seat-of-the-pants' broadcasting) of the live show. Figuring out how not to let it just slip back into a sort of guileless chat you'd get from some broadcasters that have no self-awareness and are too far up their own arses. Once the training wheels come off, I'm sure it'll be great. The current episodes aren't bad, just that you can feel a bit of that patting on the ground, trying to find a footing. Certainly happier to be listening to 2024 Robins than 2015 Robins, he's got some cool stuff to say.

[svtskneecaps]

ok which one of you fuckers is going to write the sky high au where cellbit is warren peace and roier is layla williams or am i the only one here who's that flavor of crazy