#pls ask me to explain

[leonave]

cant believe fresh tv wrote the most complex characters/dynamic of total drama and it probably wasnt even intentional. this is about dave and sky

[shadowlinktheshadow]

GREEN LINK APPRECIATION HOURS!!!

[littledemo0n]

Part 2 of loonatics fanart of which i have a bunch but its just red and green cause the brainrot is specifically on them

[elodieunderglass]

So for some more details:

- I am fairly time-poor with a huge amount of commitments: Grownup Job Senior Promotion, three small kids on summer holidays/starting school, writing a novel fanfic for sick friend, peak growing/harvest season at allotment, etc. so im only offering “what I can actually deliver” at this time

- swan comic is a new idea, people like those don’t they? Not sure of how fundraising mechanism would work here but maybe taking prompts?

- not sure how essay would work but it’s probably my best/most appealing skill?

- material items in exchange for a minimum fixed amount. So offline I’m most known for material works. I’m not a BAD printmaker / craftworker and for this I would be looking at designing a sort of limited print run of greeting card style original hand printed prints. I know you guys aren’t familiar with this work from me, so this would involve a bit of trust that An Art from me would be worth at least £5 lmao. However it’s kind of nice to get something real in the mail right??

- super worried about fandom auction so this would be mostly a register of interest that I’d take to more experienced people and use as leverage to start an auction; I’m not in a great place to provide much actual legwork here. I also have huge guilt from like 2000-something where someone paid A HUNDRED AND LIKE 20 DOLLARS to charity for earthquake survivors and I DID NOT FINISH THE FIC AND I HAD to write to them, weepingly, apologising forever about it, and they were so graceful, they forgave me and wrote off my fandom auction contribution, but I had never watched the tv show they requested and was in the process of romancing dr glass and it all went SO wrong, this MIGHT heal my scars of shame from fandom auctions generally OR might make them worse. It itvery hard to write fic actually it’s my worst skill pls don’t pick this

Anyway

I will dance like a monkey and get sick kids out of Gaza. What would you like to see most?

[caffeiiine]

kunikidas ideals have the potential to be self destructive and kunikida can be considered passively suicidal, he is also not the polite and respectful man fanon makes him out to be- *gets shot*

[lilithschosen]

Hello. It is becoming rapidly apparent I am probably should not be working, but alas, I must wage slave regardless. Could I perhaps beg you to write them getting it on freaky style? I go so feral for sub/bottom Rio like. Ohhhh my god. Thinking about Rio bordering on tears Begging for it + squirting strap 🫣 Overstimulation maybe. perhaps even a sprinkling of mommy kink if you feel so inclined.

*brushes off cobwebs from this prompt* oh hey, buddy. hey. how's it goin? you've been in my inbox for a while, i'm sorry. don't worry, your eyes will adjust to the sudden light.

anyway lmao

"Kneel."

Rio looks over her shoulder, hands against the top drawer of her dresser. She doesn't move, causing Agatha to grunt in annoyance.

She kicks Rio's feet apart and grabs her by the waist. Rio snaps forward, barely able to hold herself over it. Agatha slides her hand between Rio's thighs, pressing herself crotch first against Rio's ass.

"I said," she growls in Rio's ear, the thick bulge underneath her sweatpants pinning Rio against the dresser. "Kneel."

Rio's hands slowly drop from the drawer, reaching back to touch Agatha only for her arm to be bent behind her back and shoved down to the ground with a thud.

"You wanna play stupid, yeah?"

Rio shook her head, facing the dresser. She holds a moment before slowly turning her shoulders to test the waters. Agatha doesn't stop her, instead allowing her girlfriend to fully face her while remaining on her knees.

She cups her jaw, calloused hands brushing against soft skin and tracing lines across her throat with the back of her fingers.

"You're always prettiest on your knees."

Rio melts in Agatha's palm, pupils dilating. Agatha smirks from the reaction, other hand reaching for her waistband. Rio's eyes widen with anticipation, flicking between Agatha's face and the hand starting to tug at the fabric.

"Oh?" Agatha questions, voice thick with condescension. "Is there something you want, sweet girl?"

"Just need you, daddy."

The pet name.

The title.

Agatha wets her lips before she grins. "What else, baby?"

Rio's eyes fall to the now still hand against Agatha's waistband, her pinky and ring finger fully underneath. "Your cock."

Agatha hums, middle finger flipping underneath the waistband but moving no further.

"Mommy wants daddy's cock?" Rio presses her thighs together as she nods. "How bad?"

Rio reaches up with both hands, touching the top of Agatha's clothed thighs. She inches them closer in tandem toward the bulge until she can wrap her hands around the thick length through her pants, mouth falling open.

"Really, really," Rio begins, looking up through her lashes while she moves her face toward her hands and away from Agatha's palm on her jaw. "Really badly."

She lifts her hands up while they're still clasped around the toy, and presses and open mouth kiss against the shaft.

Her wet mouth soaks the light grey of the fabric, leaving behind darkened imprints.

"Jesus."

Agatha runs her fingers through her hair, throwing it back behind her head and out of her face. Her other hand fully dips underneath her pants and grabs at the toy underneath, pulling it away from Rio's hands and up over the waistband.

Rio immediately spots which toy it was, the small hole at the tip being the dead giveaway.

"Go ahead," Agatha rasps, "Get it nice and wet before I fuck you."

Rio wastes no time, plump lips wrapping around the head of the toy. She hollows her cheeks and relaxes her throat as she welcomes the length in with practiced ease.

Agatha's clit throbs against the harness, watching with rapt attention while her girlfriend sucks her silicone cock.

She can feel it.

The phantom touch between her legs.

Rio's hot, wet mouth against her and not just around some silicone toy.

She feels it and wants more.

Agatha grips the toy at the base, pulling out of Rio's mouth entirely. Rio frowns at the loss, saliva dribbling out past her lips.

"Take your fucking pants off."

Agatha drops to her knees, shifting Rio forward on her elbows before she could even get a chance to do as she was told. She settles behind her, ripping off Rio's plaid pajama pants, and thrusts the toy between her thighs. The shaft of the toy rubs against her clit through her underwear and she chokes a surprised moan.

"God, I bet you're dripping. So ready for me to fill you up."

Rio groans, grinding her hips against the toy forced between her legs. Agatha barks a laugh, hand on Rio's ass as she fucks the length in and out.

"Please, daddy," Rio begs, holding her forearms underneath her and lifting her backside further up to entice Agatha. "Need you. Fuck me, I need it."

Agatha's eyes flutter shut at the fragment of sensation of Rio's thin, cotton underwear against the toy. Almost as if she could feel Rio's arousal beginning to soak through the fabric.

"Keep begging," Agatha claps her palm against Rio's ass cheek. "I don't believe you."

Rio whines, rocking against Agatha harder and more determined. "Daddy, please!"

Agatha keeps her movements, pistoning the toy between Rio's thighs. "Louder."

Rio swallows hard, the heat in her lower belly building with each drag of the toy.

"I need you so fuckin' bad," she slurs her words, overwhelming drool in her mouth making it hard to speak. "Need you to fuck me, fill me. Breed me."

The words send a jolt of electricity through Agatha's spine and she snaps her hips forward hard. She leans over Rio's back and bites down on her shoulder.

Rio cries out, throwing her ass back into Agatha's hips. "Please!"

Agatha shoves her underwear to the side, dragging the toy against her drenched folds until she slips fully out and teases the tip into her entrance.

"Are you sure you need it?"

Rio groans, slamming her hips back and sheathing the full toy inside of her with ease. "Oh, fuck."

Agatha was too stunned to speak, her cock now filling Rio to the brim in an instant.

She can't control herself, imagining the pure heat of Rio's cunt stretching to fit her entirely.

All for her.

"You were fucking made for me," Agatha's nostrils flare while her hands take hold of Rio's hips. "This pussy is mine. Always mine."

She pulls out again, watching as the toy reappears from Rio's core now coated in her slick. Rio mewls out from the sudden emptiness before Agatha rushes to fill her again.

"Yes!"

Agatha thrusts in and out hard, hips drilling the toy with an immediate and bruising pace. Rio can only groan with each impact of Agatha's strap against her cervix.

"Tell me you love it," Agatha starts to pant, hips slapping into Rio's backside, "Tell me you love daddy's cock."

Rio gasps, her hips dropping from the unrelenting pace. Agatha doesn't bother to lift her again, instead continuing to fuck her into the floor.

"I-I love your cock!"

Agatha lifts a hand from Rio's waist and grabs a fistful of her hair, tilting her head back while she keeps fucking her.

"That's it, mommy," Agatha chuckles through her breathing, "Take it. Take my fucking cock, and take my fucking load."

Rio's brain clouds over, her orgasm building rapidly. She can only moan jumbles sounds of words, holding her forehead against the plush carpet of their bedroom floor.

"Gonna cum in you and fuck it back in."

Agatha reaches for the black syringe attached to the dildo, the one she tucked at her hip and previously filled with the white, silky lubricant.

"Please," Rio shouts, eyes rolling into her head as her walls tighten around the toy, "Cum in me, daddy. Fill me. Need to feel you so deep."

Agatha clenches her jaw as she holds her thumb against the plunger of the syringe, fucking Rio hard and fast. She feels it at the base of her spine and connects to the toy with each thrust moving her closer and closer to her undoing.

"So close," she mutters, hips stuttering a half pump into Rio's pussy before she regains herself. "Give it to me, baby."

Rio screams out Agatha's name, partially muffled from the carpet and Agatha slams down on the plunger. She fills Rio with the silky lube, toes curling as she cums as well.

Agatha rocks her hips into the harness, her own pleasure running down her leg while she holds down on the plunger to make sure every drop was inside of Rio.

"That's my girl," Agatha coos, still fucking the toy in and out of Rio through both of their orgasms, "Take it. Fucking take it."

Rio whimpers, body limp underneath Agatha. She feels so deliciously full, only able to roll her head to the side and exhale loudly while her brain reboots.

Agatha pumps the toy in once, twice, then a third final time before pulling out entirely. The silky, white lubricant bubbles out of Rio's cunt, pooling out underneath her and Agatha groans at the sight of it.

"You need to be filled like that more."

Agatha pulls apart Rio's folds with a thumb, eyes focused on nothing but her cum seeping out from Rio. Committing the sinful image to memory.

Rio's eyelids were too heavy to fight against, instead just flexing her calf muscles in a halfhearted attempt to move. Agatha bites down on her lower lip, fingers extending out to dig into the flesh of Rio's ass as she exhales a content, happy sigh.

Her other hand catches the dribbles of the lube, the silky white mixing with Rio's release so deliciously she didn't want to see it all wasted when a thought crosses her mind.

"What's your colour, baby?"

Rio opens an eye, lifting up on her elbows. Head turned to try to look at Agatha, she croaks out a tentative "green" before falling back down.

"Good girl."

She coats the combination of their cum around her fingers before she tucks them into Rio's cunt.

Two fingers curled down to hit the spongy spot just inside beyond her pubic bone. Rio chirps in surprise, biting down on her tongue accidentally while her body lurches up to pull off of Agatha's fingers. She was sore, but oh so wet.

"No," Agatha scolds, moving forward to catch Rio and stop her retreat. "You said green, hon. I'm not done with you."

She fits three fingers inside of Rio quickly, fanning them apart before pulling them out and filling her again.

"Fu-uck," Rio hiccups, her hips barely able to lift from the floor while Agatha begins to fuck her with her fingers. "Daddy, please."

Agatha's upper lip twitches, nearly pulling up into a snarl at the immediate begging. "Already, sweetheart?"

The tone strikes her core. The cold, condescending line while she can feel Rio's cunt fluttering and sucking her digits in as deep as they can.

Rio groans with a low, raspy sound from her chest. She nearly creeps forward again away from Agatha before she's stopped with a firm, flat palm on her lower back.

"You're gonna give me one more," Agatha stares plainly, the vein in her bicep more prominent as she increases her thrusts. "You hear me? Give me another."

She pistons her hand harder and faster, nowhere near how she can fuck Rio with a harness but still just as good. The noises falling from Rio's lips start loud and desperate, but quickly dissolve into tiny choking sounds as if she were struggling to even breathe from it all.

Agatha smiles with too many teeth and a wild look in her eye. "That's it, come on. Cum for daddy."

It's too much for Rio, having barely recovered from the intense orgasm earlier. She pinches her eyes closed to fight back the tears brimming from just how overwhelming it all was.

White hot pleasure rocks her to the depths of her soul while her body immediately tenses. She digs her hands into the carpet, holding herself steady as she coats Agatha's hand in her desire. The remnants of the cum lube manages to dribble out around Agatha's slowing fingers, pumping them in and out before she finally pulls out entirely to enjoy the mess she's made of the woman underneath her.

She pats Rio's ass with her wet hand, smug at the vision before her. "Daddy's proud of you, sweet girl."

Rio grunts, bordering on the verge of sleep after everything. Agatha sheds the strap from her waist, setting it on the floor before scooping Rio up in her arms with ease.

"We'll clean up in the morning," she presses a brief, sweet kiss to Rio's cheek, "Let's get you in bed before we both hate ourselves in the morning from sleeping on the floor. Again."

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Working an actual corporate job (ew) for over half a year now has made me realise there are 3 types of '42 Year Old Man'

• 42 year old man who hates everything about you, from your mere presence to everything you represent, from the way you talk to the way you dress to the exact shape of your earlobes and makes sure to let you know all this in excruciating detail under the guise of "constructive criticism"

• 42 year old man who sees you as the equivalent of his child. Can be weirdly endearing and sweet and all the nice things but also extremely frustrating when you need him to 'please get this done, we have a deadline that we won't be able to meet if you don't finish your part of it' and all he sees is a toddler squawking at him

• 42 year old man who has somehow elevated you to the position of some higher being so when you do or say or feel anything entirely normal that normal human beings do or say or feel like anxiety or memory issues or uncomfortableness at being explicitly sexualized like you're an unfeeling fictional character he will argue that 'no actually you do not feel these things' because that breaks his image of you as the manic pixie dream girl of well his dreams

Do all men go temporarily insane at this age or am i just really unlucky

[sardinejar]

hiiiiiiiiii tumblr people. making my first art post and letting u all into the world of my sick and twisted mind… everybody meet gojo leclerc. (specifically twink sauber gojo leclerc)

[melissa-titanium]

REFERENCING THIS POST

[brotherlouis]

guys, it's been years,,, I think I've finally gotten the courage to ask... what the fuck even is the plot of the Vampire Chronicles?

[mrmeepsmadmind]

starbee comic,,, if u get the reference then u understand a pivotal part of how i see their dynamic

Bee x scream is like if that one rlly bubbly & makes herself seem ditzy and cute girl to everyone to have friends who'll dump her the moment they get a bf & she's probably on the spectrum but no one notices or cares to delve deeper into her bcs she's so 'cute' & smiles & masks to be liked ( bcs she doesnt want anyone to delve deeper into her personality & realize shes actually Not perfect miss lil daddys girl purity ring ) was forced to be stuck with The Bitchtm intimidating weird girl who's also undiagnosed but everyone knows there's Something with her & treated her differently in a way they Think is discreet but She Knows & no matter how hard she tries, everyone's gonna have this Undertone with her so she's just given up on trying to seem pleasant to everyone but still desperately wants to be loved & has a slight clue as to why ppl keep hating her even when she tries for them not to for once but still can't get an answer bcs her life sucks and diagnosis is expensive and she has no time and she's - omg why is this bitch (bee) making her notes all cute with big colorful fonts & organized by alphabetical shade marker collection haha she's so weird (<- is Also weird bcs hes starscream). im gonna ask to borrow one of her favorite markers (the baby blue one) and dry it out while she stares at me with big wet eyes trying to find a polite way to put 'im gonna kill you' in a sentence

[coldhardspaghetti]

yo guys

sorry for jumpscaring you with another big booty Jigen art, but i did it with a purpose.

remember when Jigen used to do prayers/asks for grace and stuff?

case in point;

i felt like mentioning it because he did it again in the new movie.

(nothing really spoiler-y but if anyone wanna watch this blind...)

idk what religion he is in but he is dedicated

[dr-vrat1o]

professor what are fractions and how do I multiply them?? I moved schools at third grade, my first school taught them in 4th and the second school caught them in 3rd so I never actually learned them

-very confused critter

Fractions

Fractions are parts of a whole. To put it simply, imagine a pizza, divide it into 8, then you have 8/8 parts. Take 1 part away, and you have 7/8 of the pizza left. So on, so forth.

Fractions can also be seen as division.

More explanation can be seen under the cut.

Parts of a Fraction

Normal fractions are written like this:

Or, as I had written earlier: 8/8.

As mentioned, fractions are also division. 8 is being divided by 8. The denominator is the divisor, and the numerator is the dividend.

Whole Numbers, Improper Fractions, & Proper Fractions

8/8 = 1, because if you divide 8 by 8, you get the quotient of 1. Same with other numbers. 3/3 = 1. Now, imagine we have 16/8. That's basically 16 divided by 8, which is 2.

Improper fractions are fractions where the numerator is greater than the denominator. Such as 9/8. What do we do if we have 9/8? Obviously, we cannot easily divide 9 by 8. Well, if you recall the lesson of remainders during division, that is what we do here.

To turn a proper fraction into an improper fraction, we simply multiply the denominator by the whole number & add the value with the numerator.

Whole numbers can also be turned into decimals. 1/1 = 1, 2/1 = 2, so on so forth. To put it into perspective:

Simplifying & Fractions -> Decimals.

Fractions can be simplified, by being divided by a greatest common factor (GCF) . Let's imagine 4/8, where their greatest common factor is 4.

4/8 when simplified is 1/2. Putting this into diagram, we can find that this is true.

Can 3/8 be simplified? Of course not. But it would be a great example for how we can turn fractions into decimals. As mentioned earlier, fractions are division, instead of having "remainders" during division, you will end up with decimals.

To explain how to turn a decimal into a fraction, let's use a simple number, 0.25. You should know the places of decimals, the digit on the rightmost is on the hundredths place. Which means we will be multiplying our number by 100.

As you know, whole numbers can be made into 0.25/1, so we will be starting from there.

Operations with Fractions

Addition

When adding fractions, the numerators are the values you will be adding together, while the denominators stay the same. For example, 3/8 + 4/8.

What if their denominators are different, however? You can use multiple methods, however I am much more adept with using the LCM (Least common multiple) method.

In the LCM method, you have to find their least (smallest) common multiple. You divide the multiple by the denominator and multiply the quotient to the numerator. For example:

Subtraction

Subtraction works almost similar to addition, the only difference being that you subtract the numerators.

Multiplication

Multiplication is very simple, you multiply both the numerators and the denominators by one another.

Looking at the equation, you can still simplify the answer. Rather than coming up with two final answers, you can simplify the equation instead. But you may only do this with diagonal values. For example:

I am aware that you can simplify 6/4, which is an option as well. If the fraction can be simplified, then go ahead.

This applies with 2+ fractions.

Division

Division uses the operation of multiplication, however it has a few steps. There's a popular method to use for division of fractions, called the KCF (Keep-Change-Flip) method.

Keep the first fraction, change the sign from division to multiplication, and flip the 2nd (or more) fraction.

For 2+ fractions:

Conclusion

[kerizaret]

Fuuuck man look at my ninja clown team we all dying

[katoska]

Theory why Betelgeuse left Lydia's side to "go to the little boys' room" and took over for Richard at his booth for a bit:

Yes, he could have dealt with Jeremy without playing dress-up and taking over Richard's job, and didn't have to enable Richy to get a little more family time in the process. They could have saved Astrid just fine without that, so it seems unnecessary, for him to do that. OOC, even. Except

2) Richard wouldn't owe Betelgeuse a big favor for said taking over of his job and enabling the extra family time with Lydia and Astrid. Also, ofc, for saving his daughter from trading places with Jeremy. Betelgeuse did all that at great cost to himself: A Code 699 violation (see screenshot of transcript from reddit below) gets you extra time working as a civil servant, it gets your topside privileges revoked, and it voids any marriage you entered into, so his contract for payment from/marriage to Lydia was meaningless (well, if it had been a marriage certificate rather than just an agreement to get married in the future. and if he'd actually signed it. and then possibly only if he'd signed it before entering the Netherworld so there'd be a marriage TO void, rather than... not signing it at all... *sigh* he totally burned that half-signed and not-yet-binding contract himself bc he understood she wasn't ready to marry him yet, is what I'm saying, but I digress).

1) Lydia wouldn't have gotten closure for her ex's death without it. Closure which she sorely needed, because the fact that Richard's body was never found plus her seeming inability to see his ghost (Richard: "I know you two can't see me, but I check in on you all the time") add up to her having been in denial of his death. She couldn't see his ghost because she really really did not want to see proof that he was dead. So now she gets to move on from him. Which is very convenient for B. Especially as Richard is unlikely to be able to visit her anytime soon even now that Lydia has accepted his death and should be able to see him again, but I'm getting to that.

Still 2): Anyway, B doesn't do favors. He does business. If people are allowed to take over for others at their jobs in the afterlife, but those jobs are also a form of punishment where you have to "do time" at them for a specific duration, then those work hours are a currency that you can give away or trade. You can, if you find someone who is willing, get someone to do your time for you (hell, you can even get a naive Breather to trade their actual Life for your afterlife existence).

So yeah, I don't think Betelgeuse took over Richard's booth just out of the goodness of his heart. I think they made a deal, one that means that B will be topside again much sooner than the Deetz' will expect so he can get back to trying to seduce Richard's ex (hey, Richard always supported lost causes, so... 😆), while Richard will be stuck at work, unable to visit the Living for a long and unspecified amount of time. Not that his family's gonna notice, bc they never used to see him visit them, anyway.

And yeah, according to someone from reddit who decyphered that page in the Handbook, there's a bit about how the Deceased who violated Code 699 has to cease Trading, if applicable.

But I think that only goes for post-conviction of the crime, not as an automatic consequence of the crime, as B was also still able to visit the Living World to attempt the church wedding. Which, actually, is yet more evidence that this latest marriage attempt was more for the sake of declaring his feelings and testing the waters (and showing off, and getting rid at the competition) than him trying to actually get, and stay, married. Cause the church wedding would have been voided by a conviction, too.

Anyway, that's my theory on B's incredibly considerate, and therefore incredibly suspicious, detour to Richard's booth and letting Richard have his heroic moment.

And tbf, Lydia and Astrid are Richard's family. So it wouldn't even be unreasonable to expect Richard to pay for the legal trouble B got into from saving them. Like, I'm sure he'd have done it anyway, but if B can pass on that buck then ofc he's gonna.

[made-my-peace-with-all-the-bad]

Who up thinking about adopted au Steve and his mom??