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[fangirlingsohardithurts]

An interview between Matt and Neil

Matt: Is that a fact?

Neil: I believe so-

Matt: -I’ve never taken a drug test

Neil: Yes you have

Matt: ???? No I haven’t, how you gonna tell me where I’ve peed?

Neil: *CONFUTION*

Matt: How you gonna tell me where my urine’s been?

Neil: Where were you when we were drug tested for college Exy?

Matt: They didn’t ever drug test me,

Neil: *Wow*

Matt: They never did, they drug tested you because they knew you’d always pass them. NEIL, there not gonna do our users on the team. I didn’t even use back then, but they were like he’s black!

Reference for the interview.

[monstermonger]

Now the ash dances with the snow....

Lil winter dragon stickers ♡

[stygianne]

the bitch i’m gonna be this sunday:

[sandinmybed]

No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results pls

[mckns]

When: Firefly Festival Where: Around the stalls Who: Marlene & @ofxalectox

Remus had wandered off and Marlene was left to her own devices. Surely she could handle being on her own. Wandering through Hogsmeade, she was lost within her own world. The lights were so distracting, everything looked so much prettier than it normally did. Marlene loved it and internally promised herself that she would take mushrooms during every Firefly Festival from here on.

Marlene had noticed glowing neon paint on other people, and she couldn't help but to be jealous. She wanted glowing neon body paint, too. She stopped walking, her eyes moving upwards to see the names of the stalls. All the letters were kind of blurry and dancing around, she was having a hard time understanding. Giving up, Marlene turned to the nearest person to her, a pretty red-head that she likely would have recognized if she were sober. "Hey, do you know where to get body painting?"

[hinamie]

I don't want to regret the way I lived

[kairenn-n]

the thing is that i do wholeheartedly believe hannibal would be a good husband. not a good person at all but you dont need to be a good person to be a good husband

[saragrosie]

Who can it be now?

This is @burntbrownsugar 's villain Stone design, aka Doc Rock! I post about him a normal amount

Bonus huehuehue the guy

[mistytanzanite]

Imagine riding Toby into the mattress, bouncing on his cock like he’s a toy. Being so mean and degrading him. His moans are so fucking loud and sweet, those beautiful brown eyes looking up at you like you hung the stars.

Then, you let a little praise slip out and suddenly he’s nutting into you, moans increasing in pitch as his eyes roll into the back of his skull.

Toby loves getting degraded, sure, but don’t praise him unless you want him to nut right then and there.

I haven’t written smut in like a year so its not very good lol

[kendyroy]

WADE AND LOGAN CANONICALLY KNOW ABOUT POOLVERINE FANFICS

THEYRE TALKING ABOUT IT IN THE ARTBOOK

[infernal-lamb]

Searching your eyes for the saint is an act of futility

something that's just been on my mind recently!

[akascow]

me thinks jayce tried to give viktor cpr bc theres like no other reason that i can think of for viktor to suddenly not have his shirt on when jayce is carrying him HAHA

that or he ripped it off to check for fatal injuries but either way hes def the one who took it off lmao

[ardenskyedarcy221b]

someone stop me from spiraling down this rabbit hole of looking up old fics that I’m positive have been pulled 😫😩😭💀

[ocotllo]

the fucked up thing about going "the children think of the children" in the face of genocide is that sparing the children only is STILL GENOCIDE. think of native americans families who were torn apart, think of vietnamese and korean children shipped to the usa for adoption- the survivors are only given a chance because they can be more easily assimilated, wiped of everything their parents cared for. You need to give a fuck about the women and the men, you need to give a fuck about their culture, or I don't believe that you are really standing against genocide.

[enemui]

[iheartfurrympreg]

The Harbinger Of Death

watch out gem and joel

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