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gothamite-rambler · 3 months ago
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Nightwing (prodding his father's arm with his shoe): Batman? Batman? Hey, Batman?!
Batman (lying on the dirt ground in pain): What?!
Nightwing: You're clearly too… um, sore to drive. I'm going to take you home.
Batman (weakly raising his arm): You… can't drive the Batmobile! You're not equipped.
Nightwing: I’ve driven it before, you had me drive it when I was fourteen. Then I would take it for a joyride around Gotham when I was a teenager.
Batman: You what—? Oh, I felt a pop in my spine.
Nightwing (shrugging with a smile): I did a lot of things as a pre-teen and then when I got my license I really enjoyed taking the car for a spin. Did you know about the time I tried mushrooms with Roy?
Batman: What?
Nightwing: It was a crazy night. I’m definitely glad I tried shrooms once—never again. In the mix, I tried heroin; I can’t remember how—probably snorted it. Just know it didn’t go well. Thankfully, right?
Batman (surprised): You tried heroin? I knew it was odd that you could taste it.
Nightwing laughed, nodding.
Nightwing: Never did that again. It did give me a better reason to want to help Roy. It took time to help him, you know that whole song and dance.
Batman (exhaling as he spoke): No.
Nightwing: Whatever you say Dark Knight who took a drug called venom to become OP. As for me, I ended up in the hospital. The doctor was nice that night. Whew, glad I got that off my chest. Oh, and remember the time I snuck Kori into the pool house? When we first started dating, and then again when we got back together? The second time? Way better. Fun times!
Batman (staring at the sky, wondering if this was a nightmare): This can't be real. I must be hallucinating.
Nightwing: It’s very real. Don’t worry, this last confession isn’t that bad. Sometimes I would use the Batmobile to take Jason out for ice cream. People think we hated each other when he was a kid. It wasn’t like that; I was just going through a phase. But the ice cream always made things better. He was just a little kid back then!
Batman: He was fourteen! Why are you telling me all of this?
Nightwing helped prop up his father on his back and began to walk him to the Batmobile.
Nightwing: Because you’re too sore to stand up and scold me. I'm not afraid of you anymore either. Like, I was a teenager; I did teenager stuff.
Batman: Trying magic mushrooms and heroin isn't "teen stuff"!
Nightwing: Alfred told me you smoked weed while traveling to Germany at seventeen.
Batman sighed, clearly annoyed.
Batman: The keys are in one of my pocket. If you can just get me into the passenger seat, I’ll pull them out myself.
Nightwing: Awesome! Ice cream is on me.
Batman (begrudgingly): I want rocky road.
Nightwing: I knew you'd say that.
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steph-anie723 · 3 months ago
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steph come back we're scared
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LAMFOD HI sorry guys I had to lock in for school
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iceclew · 9 months ago
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Hahaha, don't mind me I'm perfectly OK, definitely did not delete 3 hours of text editing to the markiverse comic I am struggling with for more than a month now hahaahahah (���ಠДಠ)┛彡┻━┻
And I could be going to bed early, but I would be feeling like shit since I would have felt like I was totally fcking useless this evening, and so instead I did another sketch my dear markiverse enthusiast suggested. And an old sketch I didn't finish, and now I just bearly/badly censored it, lol...
Aw shit - I just realized I misspelled Sensei...sorry guys.. don't kill me
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telesodalite · 5 months ago
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Been thinking about idw1's outliers lately, and how sort of wild the whole concept is from a worldbuilding standpoint, and it struck me that most confirmed outlier abilities tend to be really useful, or flashy, or powerfully dangerous, and few to none tend to be like, really boring, or totally impractical, or even entirely useless? Which, doesn't really make sense when considering the fact that outlier abilities are seemingly random.
Surely not everyone who's born an outlier gets something useful?
And I don't mean like, "good" useful, but any sort of useful, even if that means you can kill people with your voice, or give a power boost by exploding yourself, those are still "useful".
But surely there had to be some with abilities that were totally impractical, or nonbeneficial, or at the very least just insignificant or purely aesthetic and pointless?
#mods. enhancements. and artificial outlier abilities are a different thing. with plenty of room for error and drawbacks#but being born inherently an outlier by the sheer whim of. idfk. primus or the planet itself. what's the chances there???#this definitely has to have been discussed before. i'm just too lazy to dig for it rn. but yeah. its a fascinating concept either way#idw transformers#tf idw1#mtmte#lost light#maccadam#maybe thundercracker's sonic booms count. but those have some use. also its funky. so he gets a pass i think#i had more thoughts about this earlier when i first jotted the thought down. but ive forgotten them now >:/#basically its just funny to think of like. shockwaves school and all. going around like ''what can you do?''#and you've got the group we see in the flashback. and then like. some guy whos like ''...i can change the color of energon''#or like. ''i can float! but only like... three inches off the ground''#i cant think of every example. but go down a list of useless superpowers and there ya go#omg. wait. if rewinds whole color changing deal was legitimately a outlier thing. i guess he would count#also. in a similar vein. its really funny to think of outlier abilities as like. stats and stuff? plus 1 to so and so but negative 1 to etc#so abilities had a sort of cost. this is smth ive seen here and there in fics and stuff. and its great.#but its sorta funny to think of working in the opposite way too#take misfire as an example. bcs its funny. negative boost to aiming. but positive boost to evasion#less of a chance to hit smth. but also less of a chance to be hit by smth#idk lol. sorry. ive been doing a lot of gaming lately bcs ✨️stress✨️. so ive got a lot of dumb stats rolling around in my head lmao#also its 4am. so... coherence has long gone to bed before me lol#struggling to sleep again tonight. but more so for anxiety reasons. all these federal job changes are hitting very close to home rn#it'll probably be fine tho. probably. got a lot of other personal shit to worry about anyways. like my fucking medical files being tossed?!#tricare when i get you. when i fucking grt you omg. i didnt even serve. why am i suffering omfg#sorry... thats off-topic. so its probably best i uh. put myself to bed. at 4am. so. goodnight and good morning 🥲👍#tf idw#tf worldbuilding
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thenegativitypit · 3 months ago
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Me: Honestly just trying to get more fun and interesting fruits and veggies in my diet because they taste good, have vitamins and shit, and I've been uninspired with cooking lately
Food blogs: #Vegan #EatGuiltFree
Food blogs: Casual ableism ❤️
Food blogs: Let me sell you my religion
Food blogs: One serving - fewer calories than you'd feed to your toddler
Food blogs: One serving (smoothie bowl edition) - more food than you've eaten in one sitting in your entire life
Food blogs: #Healthy #Raw #Sugar-Free (contains large amounts of artificial sweeteners)
Food blogs: It's not a diet, it's a lifestyle.
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ETA BECAUSE I FORGOT IT AND RAN INTO IT INSTANTLY:
Food blogs: Nice Cream 😊 Because if you eat dairy you're not nice 😊
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official-lauchzwiebel · 3 months ago
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heartbeetz · 3 months ago
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hi kitt :] is there any other model of car or type of machine that you'd enjoy being?
"Oh, absolutely not! Could you imagine? Me? In something factory-made? The Knight 2000 took years to perfect. To house its central processing unit in anything other than the best of the best... frankly, it'd be a horrible misuse of technology. On both ends."
"Not to mention how restrictive it would feel. Without my abilities or speed or molecular bonded shell, well... I wouldn't be nearly as much use to those who need me. And I can't imagine spending any more time away from my body than I've had to in the past."
"I also must admit I'd miss the compliments I often get on my appearance. I've heard I'm quite a nice looking piece of machinery as is. And I do tend to agree."
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goldbiz · 3 months ago
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me totally not creating icons from booster's #injustice 2 look.
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eldritchdyke · 1 year ago
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Ashamed to say the deadly combination of being a pretentious english major and having a quarter-life crisis is once again causing me to turn to the siren song of starting a podcast
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stellewriites · 5 months ago
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saving 5 years worth of photos to my laptop so i can delete half of them off my phone and free up some space and it’s taking so loooong
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cookie-dough-writes · 7 months ago
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Inside my head for any IP out there, there are two versions. One is canon where the fun is had with dissecting and analysing and being grounded to the actual canon and the other is sandbox peaceful mode where anything goes. and thats the dream
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spotsupstuff · 2 years ago
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you know something i think it's interesting (and even cute) from the broadcasts? that one sliverist chatlog where a sliverist is reminiscing about betting on creature fights with SOS
idk why but i never considered it but it does make sense that many sliverists were old friends of SOS wanting to find out what happened to them
gkldsmclkds well, "many",,, i mean that does depend on how social Sliver was! but yes, most likely all of her friends are Sliverists. except those who might be too hurt to keep pondering her, i suppose 🤔 sometimes one just needs a break from heavy stuff like that
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mothielad · 2 years ago
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Wild should get to use a primitive oven. As a treat.
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take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar · 1 year ago
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well, part of me feels a little bad to mention this, as i've already had another stretch of unplanned down time from being super active, on account of being sick recently-- but~... i just wanted to let all you lovelies know that come a lil later this afternoon (probably around 1-ish) i'll be heading over to visit that little friend group of mine~
i've got plans to bring my laptop, plus i'll be mobile whenever i get the chance to lurk there lol-- but still, i'll probably be quiet around here and on my other blogs, plus over on discord, for the next week or two until i'm back home ; w ;"
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chika-nyan · 1 year ago
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Just two more months (plus 3 days in April that I left after vacation for saying goodbye forever to coworkers plus maybe hustling for some “hey we’ve been friendly, can I use you as a reference for a future job”s) to go!!! And honestly not a moment too soon as things continue to get worse :)
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gidianthe · 2 years ago
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i did not work hard today but i was wearing a fall harness with a structural belt all day and thats so much fucking weight on your shoulders and the straps kept digging into my legs when i bent down so my body hurts so bad
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