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Nightwing (prodding his father's arm with his shoe): Batman? Batman? Hey, Batman?!
Batman (lying on the dirt ground in pain): What?!
Nightwing: You're clearly too… um, sore to drive. I'm going to take you home.
Batman (weakly raising his arm): You… can't drive the Batmobile! You're not equipped.
Nightwing: I’ve driven it before, you had me drive it when I was fourteen. Then I would take it for a joyride around Gotham when I was a teenager.
Batman: You what—? Oh, I felt a pop in my spine.
Nightwing (shrugging with a smile): I did a lot of things as a pre-teen and then when I got my license I really enjoyed taking the car for a spin. Did you know about the time I tried mushrooms with Roy?
Batman: What?
Nightwing: It was a crazy night. I’m definitely glad I tried shrooms once—never again. In the mix, I tried heroin; I can’t remember how—probably snorted it. Just know it didn’t go well. Thankfully, right?
Batman (surprised): You tried heroin? I knew it was odd that you could taste it.
Nightwing laughed, nodding.
Nightwing: Never did that again. It did give me a better reason to want to help Roy. It took time to help him, you know that whole song and dance.
Batman (exhaling as he spoke): No.
Nightwing: Whatever you say Dark Knight who took a drug called venom to become OP. As for me, I ended up in the hospital. The doctor was nice that night. Whew, glad I got that off my chest. Oh, and remember the time I snuck Kori into the pool house? When we first started dating, and then again when we got back together? The second time? Way better. Fun times!
Batman (staring at the sky, wondering if this was a nightmare): This can't be real. I must be hallucinating.
Nightwing: It’s very real. Don’t worry, this last confession isn’t that bad. Sometimes I would use the Batmobile to take Jason out for ice cream. People think we hated each other when he was a kid. It wasn’t like that; I was just going through a phase. But the ice cream always made things better. He was just a little kid back then!
Batman: He was fourteen! Why are you telling me all of this?
Nightwing helped prop up his father on his back and began to walk him to the Batmobile.
Nightwing: Because you’re too sore to stand up and scold me. I'm not afraid of you anymore either. Like, I was a teenager; I did teenager stuff.
Batman: Trying magic mushrooms and heroin isn't "teen stuff"!
Nightwing: Alfred told me you smoked weed while traveling to Germany at seventeen.
Batman sighed, clearly annoyed.
Batman: The keys are in one of my pocket. If you can just get me into the passenger seat, I’ll pull them out myself.
Nightwing: Awesome! Ice cream is on me.
Batman (begrudgingly): I want rocky road.
Nightwing: I knew you'd say that.
#there comes a time as an adult where you can confess stuff like this to your parent and not be scared#I now headcanon that Dick isn't even remotely scared of how his father might react to stuff like this#plus Bruce can't ground him because he was a kid back then lol#nightwing#batman and nightwing#batman#batfamily funny#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batfamily adventures#batfamily comedy#batfamily#batfamily headcanons#batfamily fanfiction#script fic#mini fics#dc fanfiction#fan writing#batfamily wholesome#batfamily mini fics#batfamily shenanigans#flash fiction#wayne family adventures#dc stands for disregard canon#writer on ao3#batdad#nightwing just seems like the type of try shrooms it's a relatively mild drug... right?#ficlet#no beta we die like jason todd
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steph come back we're scared



LAMFOD HI sorry guys I had to lock in for school
#i was gone for 3 days gang 😭😭🙏#I wasn’t grounded either GHRP I don’t necessarily get grounded 👼 just yellings but that barely happens#plus I don’t get my phone taken away when I fuck up::; thank the lords#inbox stuff
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Hahaha, don't mind me I'm perfectly OK, definitely did not delete 3 hours of text editing to the markiverse comic I am struggling with for more than a month now hahaahahah (���ಠДಠ)┛彡┻━┻
And I could be going to bed early, but I would be feeling like shit since I would have felt like I was totally fcking useless this evening, and so instead I did another sketch my dear markiverse enthusiast suggested. And an old sketch I didn't finish, and now I just bearly/badly censored it, lol...
Aw shit - I just realized I misspelled Sensei...sorry guys.. don't kill me


#kn8#kaiju no. 8#kaiju no 8#markiverse#Markiplier au#kafka hibino#hoshina soshiro#reno ichikawa#icy's art#sketchy sketchy#i'd fear for an art block rising#but I guess it's just me being stuffed with RL rn#i've got stuff running next to work and family and doggos but I kinda wanna keep it a bit of a secret just yet haha#still wanna try do stuff and stay connected since it grounds me somehow to doodle#plus scrolling the kaiju fandom#yooosssh.. just need to get my buttsy up again and do stuffsys :3#my ultimate goal is still to finish said comic sometime soon#SOON
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Been thinking about idw1's outliers lately, and how sort of wild the whole concept is from a worldbuilding standpoint, and it struck me that most confirmed outlier abilities tend to be really useful, or flashy, or powerfully dangerous, and few to none tend to be like, really boring, or totally impractical, or even entirely useless? Which, doesn't really make sense when considering the fact that outlier abilities are seemingly random.
Surely not everyone who's born an outlier gets something useful?
And I don't mean like, "good" useful, but any sort of useful, even if that means you can kill people with your voice, or give a power boost by exploding yourself, those are still "useful".
But surely there had to be some with abilities that were totally impractical, or nonbeneficial, or at the very least just insignificant or purely aesthetic and pointless?
#mods. enhancements. and artificial outlier abilities are a different thing. with plenty of room for error and drawbacks#but being born inherently an outlier by the sheer whim of. idfk. primus or the planet itself. what's the chances there???#this definitely has to have been discussed before. i'm just too lazy to dig for it rn. but yeah. its a fascinating concept either way#idw transformers#tf idw1#mtmte#lost light#maccadam#maybe thundercracker's sonic booms count. but those have some use. also its funky. so he gets a pass i think#i had more thoughts about this earlier when i first jotted the thought down. but ive forgotten them now >:/#basically its just funny to think of like. shockwaves school and all. going around like ''what can you do?''#and you've got the group we see in the flashback. and then like. some guy whos like ''...i can change the color of energon''#or like. ''i can float! but only like... three inches off the ground''#i cant think of every example. but go down a list of useless superpowers and there ya go#omg. wait. if rewinds whole color changing deal was legitimately a outlier thing. i guess he would count#also. in a similar vein. its really funny to think of outlier abilities as like. stats and stuff? plus 1 to so and so but negative 1 to etc#so abilities had a sort of cost. this is smth ive seen here and there in fics and stuff. and its great.#but its sorta funny to think of working in the opposite way too#take misfire as an example. bcs its funny. negative boost to aiming. but positive boost to evasion#less of a chance to hit smth. but also less of a chance to be hit by smth#idk lol. sorry. ive been doing a lot of gaming lately bcs ✨️stress✨️. so ive got a lot of dumb stats rolling around in my head lmao#also its 4am. so... coherence has long gone to bed before me lol#struggling to sleep again tonight. but more so for anxiety reasons. all these federal job changes are hitting very close to home rn#it'll probably be fine tho. probably. got a lot of other personal shit to worry about anyways. like my fucking medical files being tossed?!#tricare when i get you. when i fucking grt you omg. i didnt even serve. why am i suffering omfg#sorry... thats off-topic. so its probably best i uh. put myself to bed. at 4am. so. goodnight and good morning 🥲👍#tf idw#tf worldbuilding
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Me: Honestly just trying to get more fun and interesting fruits and veggies in my diet because they taste good, have vitamins and shit, and I've been uninspired with cooking lately
Food blogs: #Vegan #EatGuiltFree
Food blogs: Casual ableism ❤️
Food blogs: Let me sell you my religion
Food blogs: One serving - fewer calories than you'd feed to your toddler
Food blogs: One serving (smoothie bowl edition) - more food than you've eaten in one sitting in your entire life
Food blogs: #Healthy #Raw #Sugar-Free (contains large amounts of artificial sweeteners)
Food blogs: It's not a diet, it's a lifestyle.
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ETA BECAUSE I FORGOT IT AND RAN INTO IT INSTANTLY:
Food blogs: Nice Cream 😊 Because if you eat dairy you're not nice 😊
#I just want some fun fruit and veg is that so much to ask#why does everything have to be RAW VEGAN GLUTEN FREE OIL FREE SUGAR FREE BEAUTIFYING GODDESS GROUNDING WILDLY MISINTERPRETED ASIAN CULTURE#GUILT DO YOU WANT GUILT WE'RE GOING TO GUILT YOU BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO FOLLOW OUR STRICT DIET/LIFESTYLE GUILT GUILT BAD BAD FUCK YOU#like fuck dudes I just wanted to try your nice-looking spring vegetable soup BUT NOW I'M NOT SO FUCKING SURE#also artificial sweeteners give me headaches and taste like a Nintendo Switch cartridge to me so that's like a Me Thing#but it STILL pisses me off#why are smoothie bowls so huge I don't need a banana and a half PLUS three more cups of stuff#and what is the point of a smoothie bowl like I'd rather eat the fruit as-is unless it's difficult or unpalatable on its own#and like a smoothie makes sense because you can blend it and bottle it and drink it on the go#but a bowl you have to sit down with it and eat it with a spoon?? so you've just turned it into thick goo and it's not even convenient??#I'm the kind of person who dislikes nasty gooey oatmeal texture though so maybe this is also a Me Thing#not tagging properly this is just a minor vent post lol
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#i volunteered at an animal shelter today. i have little experience with dogs but i walked one with a student from italy#we were warned that the dog should not get near other dogs because he will start barking#so we tried for different evasive routes#also. he kept trying to eat random stuff on the ground. yes mostly poo and plastic and we had to be very strict#i managed to wrench the plastic out of his mouth#.... i feel like my studies have sort of prepared me for this a bit haha#anyway. after we had walked for a while be stood still and he (the dog) sat down. lied down#and rolled on his back to we could scratch his belly#:')#(we had pet him gently on the back and head before)#anyway. when we got back we saw the lists with the different dogs plus notes about them#one of the notes on our dog was 'do not pet'#well!!#:)#sveras thank you for your trust
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hi kitt :] is there any other model of car or type of machine that you'd enjoy being?
"Oh, absolutely not! Could you imagine? Me? In something factory-made? The Knight 2000 took years to perfect. To house its central processing unit in anything other than the best of the best... frankly, it'd be a horrible misuse of technology. On both ends."
"Not to mention how restrictive it would feel. Without my abilities or speed or molecular bonded shell, well... I wouldn't be nearly as much use to those who need me. And I can't imagine spending any more time away from my body than I've had to in the past."
"I also must admit I'd miss the compliments I often get on my appearance. I've heard I'm quite a nice looking piece of machinery as is. And I do tend to agree."
#annoying haughty computer.............. shut the hell up (<- is literally the one who wrote it).......#he was in a '57 chevy bel air and (modified) '91 dodge stealth in kr2000. but I have no intention of watching kr2000 bc I am a hater#you put him BACK in the cool trans-am NOW. that's him...........#plus it's canon that he HATES not being himself#and he doesn't like big machines or being off the ground (air or water). so like. little car mode forever#every day of my life I think about the scene where his core processor is put into the portable tv set bc someone ripped him out of the car#and he's all pouty about it and says ''I used to be sleek and black and dashing and now... oh do I look just dreadful :( be honest :(''#anyway HI sorry this took literally all day lmao#I was busyyyyyy#takeover stuff#asks#❈: 🚗🚦📺
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me totally not creating icons from booster's #injustice 2 look.
#i loved. that. jacket. look.#i don't think i'll ever fully read the injustice comics over how it handles some of its characters#but getting booster / jaime mentoring stuff was peak#i don't see booster as a traditional mentor though#his dynamic with jaime is more chaotic and informal as opposed to a batman and robin team up#i see it more as two brothers clashing. booster gives 'good' advice on occasions lmao and it's REALLY important to me#i love how booster's arc in this comic's run grounds him. i am ignoring everything else honestly but he's less of a gag which is a plus#ooc.
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Ashamed to say the deadly combination of being a pretentious english major and having a quarter-life crisis is once again causing me to turn to the siren song of starting a podcast
#eldritch chatter#in my defense there probably isn't a survival horror podcast by and for dykes is there?#especially one that shoots off and covers influences/related stuff in other mediums?#idk i just wanna do something half as an excuse to talk about twin peaks and silent hill and jacobs ladder#and also as an excuse to finally finish rule of rose and haunting ground#plus i do own some equipment for it
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saving 5 years worth of photos to my laptop so i can delete half of them off my phone and free up some space and it’s taking so loooong
#plus i need to start paying for extra online storage space#all bc i need a new phone battery and im scared my phone will die bc im getting it done cheap and dodgy#and guy at work said saving it only one place is a bad idea - and he’s not wrong bc i lost a whole usb of stuff once#so this is turning into such an arduous fucking task#but my phone is really on its last legs so i need the battery doing sooner than later really#meant to have done it last year#it’s a wonder it stays alive for a full day tbh#ran this sucker to the ground#:( anyway i just like complaining#stelle yaps
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Inside my head for any IP out there, there are two versions. One is canon where the fun is had with dissecting and analysing and being grounded to the actual canon and the other is sandbox peaceful mode where anything goes. and thats the dream
#thinking about the whole thing about how REALLY bill is yeah. evil and scummy and does not want to be redeemed and the canon would not be#improved if he was#but i havent watched the show since i was a child and to me until I rewatch it (i most likely will not) and so i generally remember bill fo#being theatrical and over the top and generally being really odd#its kind of like#theres a billion ways people have interpreted The Actual Show (+ books)#like a bunch of retellings#i think if it came out more recently and maybe had a more mature tone i think i'd be a bit off-put with how insistant people are with makin#bill cipher a pines member#plus with hindsight of what he did to ford. brief mentions of melodramatic violence in passing is way less grounded than the ford stuff#and i think as it is it rubs me the wrong way a little when people put forth that its the Pines who are making him Become Good#but for now i just sit in my happy sweet spot where every interperetation is a differet Version detatched from canon and each other#like a fairytale or something#gravity falls#cookie rambles
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you know something i think it's interesting (and even cute) from the broadcasts? that one sliverist chatlog where a sliverist is reminiscing about betting on creature fights with SOS
idk why but i never considered it but it does make sense that many sliverists were old friends of SOS wanting to find out what happened to them
gkldsmclkds well, "many",,, i mean that does depend on how social Sliver was! but yes, most likely all of her friends are Sliverists. except those who might be too hurt to keep pondering her, i suppose 🤔 sometimes one just needs a break from heavy stuff like that
#spot says stuff#rw#i like that one broadcast a good bit too its such a good characterization for this ''godly'' person#like we only knew her as this mystical figure in the pre-DP days? and now we learn something so human about her. im fond of it#it grounds her very well as just another person which i am Extremely fond of. regular people unique by nothing going thru things#n also just overall- it is one of those moments when we get to see the iterators overall being blatantly human n that is always a plus
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Wild should get to use a primitive oven. As a treat.
#linked universe#he could make so much stuff!#like bread and baked goods and slower cooked meats and stuff like that#plus you can make one really easily on the spot!#just dig a hole in the ground#build a fire in the hole#and stack rocks all around it!#boom put your food on a stone slab and slide it over the kinda dying embers of the fire#and voila!
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well, part of me feels a little bad to mention this, as i've already had another stretch of unplanned down time from being super active, on account of being sick recently-- but~... i just wanted to let all you lovelies know that come a lil later this afternoon (probably around 1-ish) i'll be heading over to visit that little friend group of mine~
i've got plans to bring my laptop, plus i'll be mobile whenever i get the chance to lurk there lol-- but still, i'll probably be quiet around here and on my other blogs, plus over on discord, for the next week or two until i'm back home ; w ;"
#{|ooc post|}#to be fair to myself i have gotten a decent chunk of stuff done--#what with starting to ground work for a new blog plus reading through almost two manga series lmao#i just always feel a little bad when i can't be as present ic wise as i'd like to be XP#which today hasn't really been helped by something that kinda killed my mood earlier this morning/last night fff--#but hey-- hopefully a little time mostly offline might help me out some-- and i can make a better come back later u w u
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Just two more months (plus 3 days in April that I left after vacation for saying goodbye forever to coworkers plus maybe hustling for some “hey we’ve been friendly, can I use you as a reference for a future job”s) to go!!! And honestly not a moment too soon as things continue to get worse :)
#like lolol heard that corporate has decided to add fake tasks to the to-do list#Like oh are you listening really????? Dump the garbage on the ground :)#Like I have no time for these dumb games I may know not to do it but you know what?????#If you put it on the list it shall be done :) *dumps trash on the ground*#It’s stuff like wow put the garbage bin on the other side of the store ;)#In addition we also take daily quizzes and they are adding more real tasks as well :)#All while there’s no hours to give and no manpower :)#I got so pissed off the other day I almost moved my quitting deadline up u_u#Don’t get me wrong would love to but gotta get all the bread I can before I go#I think there’s some holiday hours in between and that would be fantastic to have#Plus I have a doctor’s appointment and need the insurance for that#Lies down. I’m so excited to be free soon!!!!!!
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i did not work hard today but i was wearing a fall harness with a structural belt all day and thats so much fucking weight on your shoulders and the straps kept digging into my legs when i bent down so my body hurts so bad
#i wasnt up in the rig at all today so i couldve taken the harness off technically but i still needed my structural stuff on the ground plus#i'm trying to break my body into wearing the harness before i actually need it once we start climbing up there
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