#plus this is toooooo late

[theceaseless-eliasbouchard]

Well now El lies Bitchboy what you said about the sentences in the nickname list is true, however I do not like removing sentences from lists. SO NOW YOU GET A LIST OF SENTENCES WHICH ARE ASSOCIATED WITH YOU :)

Jonah magnus is a very bad boss.

He is not present on the workplace.

He traumatizes his employees.

He wears too many suits.

The eye regrets choosing him to serve it.

Jonah dislikes it when his employees cut out their eyes.

The eye, however, would prefer they cut out their eyes, so it doesn't need to deal with more of the people he hires.

The eye likes the people Elias hires, however the eye does not approve of the fact that he hired them.

You, elias bouchard, are too girlboss for your own good.

We know how you got the funding for the institute, Jonah.

You target traumatized gay people with no social lives!!!!!!

Stop stealing sleeping time from Jon, he needs those. :(

You are a paperwork prick.

We do not approve of evil bosses in this house, no no no.

Very bad.

Exceptionally Evil(This is not a compliment).

I hope your patron turns its gaze upon you, for you are a wretched thing.

You're worse than William Afton.

Why do you keep coming back?

Jonah, it is okay to give up the apocalypse.

You can let yourself die.

No one'll be mad at you.

That's a favor for the world, you know!

We don't need homophobic homosexuals, we have enough of those already.

Well that is enough for now, goodbye old man and I hope your jail cell bed is so comfy you don't want to wake up in the morning :)

See, now you fell in my trap. I truly live in your head rentfree. It is pretty dark up here though... Perhaps touch grass?

To spite you I will now talk about each sentence seperately because it is a delightful excuse to talk about myself. Plus, being in prison... I have nothing better to do.

- Jonah Magnus is a bad boss. Because I am not a boss. Merely a.. man as close to god as one can be.. No timeeee to be a good boss.

- I am indeed not present, physically.. but I often get complains about being toooooo... present.

- I do. It is necessary for the causeee. Think big.

- I wear only one suit.. at a time. That's a normal amount.

- The eye doesn't. I am very effective. I don't think it cares how.

- See I'd like to think that every boss would dislike it if their employees yank their eyes out...

- No.. the more eyes the better. I think we all agree.

- I am! It's such a blessing and a curse...

- Good. It is not a secret. The divorces were wanted from both sides. Me, for his money, Peter... because he likes being left alone.

- No I like to think they become gay when they get connected to the eye instead of the eye looking up queers on purpose.

- John can sleep all he wants. I can't help that he is so pussy to deal with "nightmares".

- In my defence... I do most of the paperwork in the entire Institute.

- We are not in your house, so that's good!

- Very bad at what?

- Too late. I've taken it at a compliment.

- It has! That's how I became immortal like this.

- Thank you! William Afton is a child abuser. I do not discriminate and abuse everyone!

- Because I am better than William Afton.. you just said so yourself.

- I know it's alright but.. I don't feel like it.

- Again.. same answer here.

- I really care about people being mad at me....

- I feel like you are getting off topic.

- I am THE homophobic homosexual. Not just simply one.

It isn't comfy at all! But.. patience is a virtue! It will be worth it.

- Elias Bouchard.

[moonstruckbirdie]

OK SO first of all, I know I have been like super duper late in reblogging these AMAZING WORKS, DESPITE DEVOURING THEM IN THEIR ENTIRETY ATLEAST TWICE

P.S- This gif seemed the most sincere among the selection lot. @wildestdreamsblog

Coming back to my apology, I was going oh I will read this, and then reblog, and then when I read, legit couldn't contain my excitement, like AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, so I couldn't do it justice with a simple reblog, a paragraph had to be written, and I procrastinated, clearly A HELL LOT.

so the post on your blog about disappointing engagement on the app was just the wake up call I needed, I was like hell no I am contributing to this.

so here we are

TO BEGIN WITH, why are you such a brilliant writer, your stuff, and my favourite food, and some kdramas on my watchlist that I actually get into are the three top amazing, entertaining things in life, ok songs too, but you get it

So lets begin, first of all, why are these seven so fucking relentless, like guys, space please, and Seokjin no, jumping two feet away ain't the space I want, I half-expected, him or sassy Yoongi to go, oh you need space, lets buy you an astronaut suit, but i digress, I should start from the beginning, see this is what happens when the writer is super brilliant, your thoughts are just all over the place.

First of all Seokjin drank from the tumbler knowing full well it probably wasn't his, he is man of high taste, so dude should have known it wasn't his, quite sus if you ask me. then he gave it to the others toooooo,

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Sir, you are suspicious AF. and then they all drank too, without questions, no sarcastic remarks, no eyebrow raises, no quips, noleg pulling from JK, sus sus and more sus

And then to top it off, these 7 dumbasses, ok hella hot dumbasses, but OH WELL, start laying so THICK, that I myself was like, should I enjoy this vicariously or be concerned, but then I was like, fuck it lets enjoy. First bus, then cafe, then cabin, then cafeteria, then lift, then her freaking home, and you dare wonder why we asked for space, ALSO not to forget she is in their TURF now, see I relate coz, if in some freaky shit happens, space-time continuum fortunately works in my favour and find guys like these or them obsessed with me.

My first thought would be hmmmm, ok so this is happening, when are we leaving, despite knowing full well that I need my space, and a lot of it. But yeah the home is comfortable, plus uffffffffff, see I digressed again.

OK coming back, the biggest traitor here is the CAT, how dare youuuuuuuuuuu betray me for material comforts, and treats, you dumbass, I got you from the streets [I hope she adopted], and this is the thanks I get, what about loyalty, familiarity, should have gotten a dog, but not a golden retriever or a husky, coz the former is ball of fluff, and huskies are part cats only , a doberman should have been better.

The nerve, the audacity, the gall of the cat, ok moving on, Taehyung buddy don't be so dramatic, and please hug but keep your arms a bit loose, like I know you don't smell, but suffocation is a thing yeah.

Also, can i just say that the first time I read that elevator scene with Namjoon, I imagined his eyes opening and him caging her so well in my head [like i imagined myself] but I was like hot damn, I need a minute, like un momento por favor, like I kid you not, some smut on AO3 and here on tumblr doesn't have that chokehold power, which that scene had. So naturally, I re-read on the downlow A FREAKING LOT. next the Samsung stocks scene with Yoongi, hilarious.

P.S- I didn't know until 2 years back that Samsung, hyundai and LG are South Korean brands, and its embarrassing coz

a. I am an econ student, I should know this shit

b. we have been using their stuff since I was a wee little baby

c. I also googled after reading it, is it based in reality, and then realised ohhhhhh shit, no wonder he uses a Samsung phone, talk about living under a rock

Moving on, again, Taehyung is literally DEDICATED, dude woke up early morning to empty cars of gas , and all of them. Now I have the mental image, of a very sleep, floofy-haired, grey sweatpants [YES I went there], Taetae going into the garage to empty gas , but what did he use, like a knife slash or diligently loosened the cap thingy on the engine, who knows. [dude I am dumb, I blame my dad for it, he didn't teach me this, but its ok]

Then JK with his bike, let a girl breathe guys, let ME BREATHE,

Also I am still 50-50 to smack the bff, or give her a big hug, and send her a care package.

P.S- I am writing this from my office [I am just an intern] and literally no work today. so yeah

But then when RM confessed he shipped them off to Antarctica, dude may be businessman, and cold and sly and whatever, but he can be dumb AF too, love that. Seriously, you thought, they wont come back, and SO DAMN EXTRA TOO, bro behave like adults, who am I telling, he won't.

Plus, I can't with Tae being whiny and dramatic, don't know whether to pull his cheeks or smack him upside the head. will probably toss a coin.

I love how subtle the glimpses into their dark side is till now, just an eyebrow raise her, jaw clench there, muscle twitch here, and then comes Hoseok, dude scares me at times ngl. Like he gives the vibe of being a really friendly chummy guy as a friend, but the moment you see him in the professional sphere, you realise just why and how he is so successful. Immensely attractive tbh.

So I successfully rambled like 1000 words, wow [ I was curious so I, you know what doesn't matter]

What did I miss, what did I miss- oh yeah, she forgot to ask Yoongi one important thing, am I allowed to sell the Samsung stocks, like no offence, but share market is a finicky thing man, how stable are these stocks, he will probably hate that question i think, also Seokjin is so sweet and so fucking diabolical, man cooked a whole lunch how sweet, but won't give space; pros and cons lol.

Oh haan, she is so right for being concerned that what will people say, coz there might be some vultures and idle prattlers ready to fucking pounce. Also we have established running away is impossible coz

a. NO POINT THESE GUYS CAN, AND WILL FIND ME IN AN HOUR, and as a true crime podcast listener, don't run if you are sure to be found

b. THE TRAITOR OF A CAT WILL PROBABLY STAY WITH THEM, AND I WON'T GIVE UP ON HIM, HE'S A TRAITOR BUT HE'S MINE

By the ways, the scene where JK clutched his unnecessary and non-existent pearls, peak comedy imo.

Before I forget, THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU for this , and sorry for the long ass essay you have to deal with thrice today [coz I am going to comment on the full masterlist of Latibule, right fucking now, wait like 10 minutes.],

Also I forgot, and then remembered again, when they add her to the group chat and were trying to use those cheesy ass pick up lines, I found it so damn funny, especially RM's line. Also when JK asked her birth year, I heard 19xx, and was like, at least I am older than one of them here, he he .

P.S- no more edit, I am done

LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

HAVE A GREAT DAY

Might as well be drunk in love: 1 of 3

Pairing: OT7 x Reader (CEO AU)

Summary: In which your friend thought it would be funny to give you a love potion, and in which seven CEOs accidentally drank it.

Warnings: Love Potion, Yandere behavior, Obsessiveness, Possessiveness, Manipulative behavior, Violence, Mention of death, Disability, If you’re not 18+ please, PLEASE, do not interact. Be mindful of the warnings. Let me know if I miss anything.

A/N: This idea came to me when I went to the mountain and saw a love potion wine thingy being sold there. I think it's just the name of the wine, anyway! I really, really tried so hard to finish this in one post but it's already almost 8kish and we aren't even near the end sksks Happy New Year, my loves! I hope you'll like my gift for you <3

“Am I that hopeless?��

“What?” your friend asked in faux innocence, blinking her eyes owlishly at you. “I don’t know what you’re getting at, sweetie-“

You glared at her as you pointed in an exaggerated manner at the expensive pink tumbler she handed you mere seconds ago. The tumbler was too fancy, something that you wouldn’t buy for yourself and something that a certain handsome but infuriating CEO of yours was fond of carrying around.

However, what was insulting was the content of the said tumbler.

“I just gifted you that because you mentioned that it was beautiful-“

“Do you really think I’d end up alone?!”

“I don’t understand-“

“You literally just said that you put the love potion you bought in the mountains here!” you hissed lowly, keeping your eyes around the conference room as your department waited for the seven CEOs to arrive. You attempted to smile which more or less came out as a grimace at one of your colleagues who looked at you weirdly because of your mini-outburst. You weren’t exactly meek in nature, nor were you shy. However, you weren’t really keen on letting anyone overhear that your close friend bought you a love potion just because she thought you would end up alone.

That was embarrassing, even for you. So nope, you would for sure keep this under wraps.

Her brows furrowed harmlessly, although you could see a hint of smile on her lips, “You’re welcome?”

“I’m not thanking you-“

Just then, all the seven CEOs walked in the conference room, their presence commanding and silence reigned through the whole room. The first to enter was Min Yoongi. He was strolling in the room with his hands in his pocket. He was said to be the ace of the group who could smell bullshit despite it being miles away. He honestly looked like he would rather be anywhere else than here right now, though. It was the complete opposite of Jung Hoseok, also known as the sunshine of the group. He was smiling widely as he greeted the department and some employees by their names, yet you weren’t fooled by his beautiful smile. He was the strictest of them all. He was perfectionist down to the core and he was the last to forgive any mistake. The last of the hyung line to enter was the Kim Seokjin, the most beautiful man you have ever seen. It was like the room literally lightened up when he stepped in, like the birds sang melodically the moment he opened his eyes. His tall form and his movement were precise as he confidently sauntered to his seat which just so happened to be beside yours. He placed his pink tumbler on the table, so eerily similar to yours sans the engraved of his name on his tumbler. The beautiful asshole didn’t even spare you a glance. Your back unconsciously straightened when the lead CEO, Kim Namjoon, locked eyes with you for a moment when he entered the room.  He was said to be one of the most intelligent man in the whole country. You didn’t even doubt it one bit. He was capable, and his leadership was on another level. Should he decide to run for a political seat, you would undoubtedly vote for him. He had what it took, you thought. He was charismatic, calm and he knew when to listen.

The CEOs were dubbed by the employees to be divided by two: the Maknae and the Hyung line.

Finally, the maknae line entered. The three of them could always be found together. Park Jimin, the eldest of the line, who had one of the most beautiful smiles you ever saw. In fact, you once overheard your colleague that he interacted with her once and it left her thinking of what they really were. He was followed by Kim Taehyung and also labelled as his soulmate. He was expressionless as he entered, only cracking a smile when he turned to Jimin. You always thought that he could be a model or an actor if he wanted to. He definitely had the looks for it. Last to enter was the muscular Jeon Jungkook, also known as the golden maknae of the group. There were no contracts, mergers or acquisitions that he couldn’t convince the other party of signing. Not only was he capable of everything, but he excelled in everything. Thus, his nickname. However, despite the way he held himself during the negotiations, you observed him to be shy and highly reserved. All of a sudden, he looked up from his seat as though he could feel your eyes on him, his doe eyes curious as he took you in. He held your eyes for a moment until he blinked owlishly and looked down at his hands in curiosity.

Kim Namjoon sat in the middle, the others sitting beside him as they regarded the room with a powerful look.

 “Shall we begin?” Kim Seokjin asked, his eyes focused on the slides reflecting in the projector. 

Several headaches, passive aggressiveness from Namjoon, Hoseok and Jimin, disappointed sighs from Jin and Yoongi, difficult revisions ‘suggested’ by Taehyung, and corrections of miniscule errors of calculations by Jungkook later, the meeting finally ended.

You were weary as you trudged out of the conference room the CEOs were still in. They dismissed the department, expecting revisions within the day after tomorrow before discussing among themselves. It was honestly not a lot of time and you could already feel the lack of sleep you and the department would further experience under their tyranny. You willed yourself not to fall asleep as you walked to your desk, your close friend who was equally tired as you sat down on her seat beside your desk.

“I’m so tired. It’s like my soul and all the happiness I was able to experience in my young life were sucked out of me,” she lamented, her head resting on her desk. “If only the pay isn’t so greaaaat. ”

You nodded at what she said, already likening the CEOs to dementors in Harry Potter. Interacting with them made you aged several years. Additionally, meetings with them made you reconsider whether you needed a roof over your head, whether you needed to eat at least twice a day, whether you needed to drink clean water-

Speaking of…this wasn’t your tumbler. 

The horrifying realization made you stood up abruptly. You lifted the pink tumbler to your widening eyes, and by that name there was no denying that this wasn’t yours. Your sudden movement awoke your friend from her own misery, yet you didn’t have the time to explain. Without any further thought, you ran back to the conference room, screaming and crying about how you were definitely going to get fired.

Of course, the elevator was under maintenance.

Of course, you had to run numerous flights of stairs.

Of course, it was just your luck that you ran into your manager just when you reached their floor.

And of course, the moment you opened the door, there they were, innocently drinking from a glass, the tumbler emptied as it sat in the middle of the table.

“Don’t drink that!”

Taehyung was the first to turn to you, his dark expressionless eyes meeting yours with intense stubbornness. He kept his eyes on yours as gulped the contents wholeheartedly.

Oh heavens, no.

He put the glass down with a resounding thud which felt like a nail to your coffin. You turned to look at the other CEOs with shaky eyes and it was apparent that they definitely drank their fair share of whatever was in the tumbler. You, on the other hand, weren’t sure if it was really safe for consumption. You were going to kill your friend for her prank!

Their eyes were focused on you. You couldn’t even blame them. You shouted at them all while looking like a lunatic with your disheveled hair and huffing breaths like you did a marathon. Oh wait, yes you probably did by the amount of running you did today. They were probably thinking that you were mentally unfit for this job and oh my God you were going to lose your job.

“May we help you, Ms. Y/N?” Hoseok asked you politely, his eyes never wavering from yours which was…unusual. Despite him being the image of kindness and approachability, he never looked at his employees for longer than necessary. He was a man that possessed such discipline when it came to his time. This… was absolutely an unnecessary length of time for eye contact.

“T-that’s my drink,” you finally said after tearing your eyes from Hoseok’s. You pointedly looked at the empty pink tumbler, not minding the intense look Namjoon was giving you.

“We apologize, little one,” Namjoon broke the silence, his deep voice awakening you from your stupor. “Yours looked like hyung’s.”

Little one???

 Jimin smirked before running his hand through his blonde locks. His eyes were on yours as he looked up at you. “Yours undeniably taste better, though.”

Before you could even blink, Yoongi pointed at you with a rare smile on his lips. “You looked thirsty. Would you like to go to my office and drink with me?”

Was that…an invitation?!

You felt a hand tugged your sleeve. You turned, only to find beautiful doe eyes looking up at you from his seated form. “Hi! What year were you born?”

“199x-,“ you answered absentmindedly, you eyes roaming around the room when he tugged your sleeve again for your attention.

“You’re older than me!” he gasped; his excitement palpable as he stood up. He towered over you, his grin pleasant and you thought at that moment that he looked a lot like a bunny, or a kangaroo with the way his chest muscles were bulging over his office clothes. “Then you’re my noona! I can call you ‘noona’, right? Come on, take a seat here!”

He pulled the chair closer and tapped on it eagerly.

This was wrong, you thought. Was that thing really effective?! You dreaded to think that it was and you had a certain someone to torture once you get out of this room.

You were shaking your head before he could even pull you and you watched as his expression fell. Suddenly, he looked like a child that lost his toy with the way he was pouting. And nope, you couldn’t deal with that today. You looked at the man who hadn’t spoken one bit before smiling sheepishly at him. You placed his pink tumbler in front of him.

“I apologize. I must have switched yours with mine-“

His jaw tightened as he leaned in. Heavens, he was even more handsome this close. Kim Seokjin looked up at you with his ethereal eyes before resting his chin on his hand. “I’ve been drinking yours since the meeting, my love. It’s absolutely not your fault. Mine was coffee. This-“ he lifted the empty tumbler, “-is, I presume, a juice.”

Confusion further painted on your face, “You knew? Then why did you keep on drinking-“

He shrugged his broad shoulders, “It’s…addicting.”

“O-okay, then I’ll just leave yours here-“

“Tell me, my love. Do you like your job?”

Welp, here it was. You were so going to get fired. Oh my God, how were you going to feed your cat? He had such an expensive taste!

“I-“

“Because there’s an opening in my office. Would you like to be my secretary-“

“But hyung, you already have one-“

“Shut up, Taehyung,” he hissed at the now pouting man before turning to smile at you as though he didn’t berate his co-CEO in front of you. Chaos ensued as the boys fought and bickered for who would be your direct boss as you inched closer to the door.

“I’m just gonna go,” you whispered and before you could even reach the door, Taehyung looked up at you with his sharp eyes.

“Where are you going!”

“I-I have to finish the report this week, right?”

Namjoon stood up before declaring that he would finish it for you. And when you shook your head, “I am officially moving the deadline to next month! No need to stress, my little love!”

You blinked owlishly before doing what was best for you and your sanity- you ran away.

“So, they drank it?”

“Are you even listening to me?!” you shrieked over the phone, walking back in forth in front of your cat that was now looking at you as though he wanted to be adopted by a sane person and not you. “I just told you. They all drank it. All seven of them!”

You could hear the laughter in her voice which was not helping your panic, “I thought you didn’t believe love potions?”

“I-I didn’t! You didn’t see how they were acting! It was so peculiar!”

“Well, honey, how did they act?”

“Kindly! And it’s so weird!”

She paused, her silence making your heart beat faster. “Holy shit. It’s definitely effective. I need to go back there and buy another one for myself-“

“Focus! Is there an antidote or anything?”

“I’m not sure. I’ll have to ask my grandmother that lives there. I’ll let you know, but for the meantime, hold on very tight, okay?”

“What do you mean?!”

“Uhm. She said it’s very potent? I thought she was kidding. We’ll observe them tomorrow, okay? I’ll fix this.“

You were only able to sleep for two hours last night for two reasons: your work that you accomplished at eleven in the evening, leaving you six ample hours to sleep, and second, them.

Your phone didn’t stop ringing last night. You didn’t know how they obtained your number, and you dreaded to think that they used their position to direct the Human Resources department to give your personal number (yup, they definitely did).

You were about to fall asleep when your phone wouldn’t stop, and when you opened your eyes, you wished to all that was holy that you threw away the tumbler as soon as she handed it to you. Or that you didn’t choose the sit next to Seokjin.

You wished to God that your phone wasn’t blowing up now, but it certainly was.

Kookie: Hi, noona! Welcome to the Bangtan groupchat!

You squinted your eyes as the glaring screen illuminated with several messages from them.

Jwehope: Darling, are you a sprite? Because you've got the right amount of fizz to make my heart pop!

Jiminie: That’s so corny. I, for one, think that little one is a magician.

Jiminie: Because everytime I look at her, everyone just disappears.

V: Do you want to disappear, Jimin? Because I can arrange that.

Joonie: Ms. Y/N-shi, do you have a moment? I asked because I would like to discuss something.

At that, your trepidation grew. Among five, the lead CEO definitely held a serious tone. Did they find it as weird as you did that they were paying you attention? Did they trace it to that drink? Were you now in an even bigger mess than you initially thought?

You replied tensely: Yes, I am available, Kim Daepyonim.

WWH Jin: Why are you still awake? Beauty sleep is essential, my love!

Joonie: Great! I’d like to discuss the exponential growth of my feelings for you.

What.

The.

Fuck.

Suga: You’re all so hopeless. My Y/N would never fall for that.

Suga: On the other hand, would you like some Samsung stocks?

And that was why you never got to sleep peacefully last night. You sighed as you got on the bus. You opted to leave at an earlier hour because you wanted some time to think without the noise of the world and the buzzling movement of people commuting. You could feel a headache coming, but you prayed that it wouldn’t come through.

You should have known your prayers were seldom heard.

A vacant seat on the backside of the bus greeted you, and you were only too elated to finally sit throughout your commute. Peace, finally, you thought. You had barely settled in, barely breathed a sigh of relief when the once empty chair beside you was filled in by none other than him

“Fancy running to you here!” Taehyung noted in a deep voice as though this was not part of his plan, as though he didn’t wake up at a godforsaken hour just to ‘run’ to you.

You blinked, astonished by his presence. This was the last place you expected him to be. Hell, you didn’t even sure he ever experienced riding a bus! What the fuck was he doing here? Where was now your peace?!

“You-You’re here…” you trailed off, your eyes widening in shock as your brows furrowed in disbelief. You had foolishly thought that maybe, once they slept it off, then it would slowly be flushed out of their system. Oh, how wrong could you be. “Why?”

Taehyung smirked at you, his dark eyes taking you in. His dark hair was gelled up, his suit impeccable and without any crease in sight. He was somehow manspreading and you weren’t stoic enough not to notice the way his thick thigh was touching the side of yours. “I wanted to see you.”

“You’re so…honest.”

He didn’t even look embarrassed by his honesty. It didn’t displace him; what did was the annoying pain in his heart as the hours passed by and you weren’t in his arms nor his sight. He hated it. It felt wrong!

The other boys weren’t fairing any better but oh well, to each of his own. He may or may have also drained their cars of gas so they couldn’t leave. He thought that no one needed you as much as he did.

“I surmised that you wouldn’t believe if I say I frequent this path just for the hell of it, correct?”

You nodded dumbfoundedly as speech eluded you. His candor was definitely out of this world, and he seemed to not care as he only stared right at you.

“Now,” he whispered before tucking your hair behind your ear. “Now I feel at peace. The annoying pain finally stops.”

What pain?!

Before you could even ask him to elaborate, his head leaned on your shoulder.

“Daepyonim Kim-“

“Just stay like this for a while. I didn’t get to sleep, my love,” he answered in his hoarse voice, his eyes already closed as he dozed off. You didn’t know why you let him. It absolutely was not due to the fact that you felt your heart skipped a beat when he laid his head on your shoulder. Nope.

You managed to run away from Taehyung once the two of you arrived at the company, simply by practicing your non-existent ninja moves and awkwardly slipping out of the elevator just as the doors closed, his face an image of betrayal and panic. You breathed a sigh of relief before running out of the building. You still had an hour before you were needed, you for sure wouldn’t spend it inside that establishment or you would end up crying.

You were focused on your phone as you read real life stories of love potions. The sharing of stories kept on increasingly became more serious and scarier. You had yet to find a post about antidote. You weren’t 100% set on it being real, but the way Taehyung acted today was not right.

For heaven’s sake, the man barely said any word to you for the whole year you worked in their company. He had only looked at you before, and now he was outright going to you. But maybe, the other CEOs weren’t affected?

It was a hopeful thought, and you felt yourself smile a little- which of course vanished just as quickly when you looked up from your seat in the coffee shop to see Park Jimin sitting in front of you. You didn’t even know how he moved so smoothly and quietly. He was smiling at you, his head tilted to the side. His blonde hair stood out as the sunlight hit his hair perfectly.

“Good morning, beautiful!”

“Daepyonim Park,” you gasped both at shock and well, his beauty. His smile turned wider before he tried to hide it as he sipped from his coffee cup.

“Just Jimin, little one. I presume Taehyung- the bastard who will soon be six feet underground for what he did, by the way- already went to see you?”

You nodded, “He did…”

He scrunched his nose before resting his chin on his hand as he leaned into you. His pouty lips were protruding even more as he looked over his long lashes to you. My God, this man was so charming and his movements seemed so sensual. You didn’t know what it was about him, but you finally, finally understood your coworker who had a major crush on him for years based on one interaction.

“He’s so bad, my love. Did he tell you that he drained all our cars’ gas tank at two in the morning?” he asked in a conversational manner as though it didn’t faze him. His other hand reached to yours, slowly entangling them together and giggling a little at the slight size difference. He found them perfect and cute.

God, you were so endearing, he thought to himself.

“He did what?!”

He nodded slightly, holding your hand up to inspect further before quietly taking a picture of your clasped hands. You were so out of it that you just let it be.

“What Taehyung failed to account for was the existence of taxis. He only managed to anger six men, so good luck to him today. But enough about him,” he stated before looking into your eyes. Being the sole focus of Jimin was just too much, you thought. He was bigger than life, and his inherent appeal was palpable that even girls around the coffee shop kept on stealing glances on him. “I miss you so much today that my heart and head hurt so much, yeobo. I thought that I was going to die if I don’t see you.”

Your brows furrowed in concern before pulling your hand from him and you could have sworn you heard him whimpered. You laid the back of your hand on his forehead, trying to see whether he had fever today. He felt fine, you concluded, as you looked closer to see if he looked sick.

Maybe the ‘love potion’ caused these symptoms? Taehyung did mention experiencing pain.

You managed to escape from Park Jimin when he insisted on buying you pastries, and you in turn ran to the exit like your life depended on it. And perhaps, it did because you were running late. You only had fifteen minutes and the coffee shop you went to was not fifteen-minute away from the office. You were running like a lunatic, waving at the taxi that finally took pity on you. You were about to open the door when a large and tattooed hand slammed it shut.

You looked up in anger, ready to berate the man who did such a rude gesture when you recognized who it was.

Right then and there, and despite it being barely eight in the morning, you already met the entirety of maknae line. Jeon Jungkook looked like a badass with his all-black getup, his hands wrapped in motorcycle gloves, and his hair carelessly falling around his face. Despite all that, he looked innocent with the way he grinned at you, his nose all scrunched up when he greeted you.

“I’ll give you a ride, noona. Come on,” he stated as he gestured at the black motorcycle haphazardly parked on the side. You had never ridden one, and you didn’t want to start now. On the other hand, the taxi was already driving away and you could only look at it with longing.

You decided that you could afford being late just this once instead of riding with him. You were shaking your head.

“But you’re going to be late. I’m going there, too, so it’s no bother if that’s what you’re thinking-“

“No it’s just… I like to walk during the mornings…really.”

He frowned at you as he removed his gloves, “Didn’t you read the memo about tardiness, Y/N?”

“What memo?”

He was typing rapidly on his phone, “About how there would be 50% deduction of the salary should there be any tardiness this month…didn’t you know?” he asked innocently as he finished typing, his doe eyes trained on yours. Coincidentally, the moment he pocketed his phone was the moment your phone dinged.

“I don’t think that’s legal, though. I haven’t received the memo-“

You looked down at your phone, and there it was, an email about that. How could it only reach you now?!

You looked up in panic, and he looked at you with a hint of satisfaction before covering it with an innocent smile. “Shall we? I promise I don’t bite.” Yet.

He drove like a lunatic and you thought that you would really rather be late than experience a thrill such as this. Of course, it was only natural that you didn’t want to put your arms around him. You technically didn’t know him at a personal level and Jungkook did know that.

So, of course, like the intelligent man that he was, he only did the thing that made sense. He sped up, and he chuckled as your adorable screams reached his ears. Your equally lovely arms were now wrapped around him as they should always be and for once since yesterday, the ache in his heart eased. He felt at peace.

He giggled when you finally realized that this was not the path to the office, but in his mind, his other hyungs already got to spend time with you. Shouldn’t he too?

Jungkook helped you get off his bike, his eyes closely watching your expressions as you took the scenery around you. It was quiet despite the busy world below. The overlooking garden he brought you to was enchanting and it remained untouched by the quick-pacing world below. Jungkook couldn’t help but mirror your smile.

“It’s even more beautiful at night, noona. I come here when things get quite overwhelming.”

You turned to him as the two of you sat down. He had laid his leather jacket for you to sat on, a true gentleman you would think if only you weren’t aware that he drank the potion. “The golden maknae gets overwhelmed, too?”

He scrunched his nose at you before softly pinching your nose, “Of course, I do. I’m only human. I was trained when I was only thirteen…it gets too much sometimes. But it’s okay. I like it, and I like the hyungs, too. That’s why I cannot get mad at Tae.”

“He didn’t just empty the gas tank, but he also hid the keys. For added measure, he deflated my tire. He only did that to me. Should I be mad, little one?” he asked with the perpetual charming and shy smile on his face. “Ahh, but I cannot stay mad at him. I do understand him.”

“You do?”

He nodded eagerly, “I would have done the same thing if only he didn’t do it first. You do make us crazy, little one. Why is that?”

It was an eventful morning, and you weren’t foolish enough to think that the rest of your day would be any different. You friend was still yet to be found as she was preoccupied with researching for further information about that potion, which she should have done before giving it to you!

You sighed for the million time as you stared at your food. You were sitting alone in the company’s cafeteria as you were eating your late lunch. The workload was just too much today despite Kim Namjoon’s departmentwide directive that the revision would be presented the following month. Your superiors did find it peculiar and thought that the head CEO was simply playing with them and that he would cruelly demand the output the next day. See, even his reputation preceded him, you thought. It wasn’t in his nature to be lenient when it came to deadlines.

The sudden gentle thud of food a lunch box made you jumped from your seat, your eyes widening as you saw that it was none other than the eldest of the CEOs, Kim Seokjin. Disbelief held you captive. It was an unexpected sight – the CEO, whose tailored suits and polished demeanor spoke of boardroom authority, now standing before you with a container of something that smelled absolutely delicious.

He smiled at you as he took the empty seat in front of you. He busied himself with laying and opening the numerous food containers in front of you. Your eyes widened at all the homecooked meals in front of you.

“I got up at four in the morning to prepare all these. I still don’t know what your favorites are, but we’ll figure it out as we go, right?” he asked, busying himself with putting food on your plate. “Always eat on time, little one. It’s bad to skip meals.”

“W-why did you cook all these?”

He blinked owlishly at your question; surprise written on his face. “Well, my love, I couldn’t sleep and I felt this stabbing pain by the mere thought that you weren’t eating enough.”

“You don’t have to do that-“

“So from now on, I decided that I’ll always cook for you,” he declared strongly before lifting his chopsticks with vegetables to your mouth. Suddenly, you felt eyes on you.

How could you forget that you were in the company?! Your head turned, looking at the employees who were all watching your interaction with the unobtainable CEO. They were whispering and you knew by the end of the hour, everyone in the company would know of this. How could you live once they had the antidote? You could already hear the rumors about how you were just for their entertainment once they tossed you aside.

You were about to stand up when Seokjin gently gripped your chin. He turned you to him, his beautiful eyes willing you to listen to him. “Don’t mind them, little love. Pay attention to me only. Nothing and no one matter outside us, okay?”

It wasn’t okay because none of this was real. On the other hand, the meal tasted heavenly…

---

If they weren’t going to get sick, you definitely would. You felt like you would collapse any moment.

The amount of stress was taking a toll on you. You felt like you needed to be on your guard, lest another CEO would ambush you. You were just human! And they all looked like they stepped out of a photoshoot, or that they were ethereal beings that decided to go down on the mortal realms. The way they were showering you with attention and declaring their attraction to you and the way they said that not being with you felt like a stabbing pain in their hearts were all getting to you, damn it!

You were just a girl.

And once this all ended, you were dreading to think of what would be left of you now that you saw them on a closer and more personal level. You wanted to think that this couldn’t get any worse, but it did as you read the most elusive of the CEOs’ email to you.

Hi, my little one,

I hope this email finds you well. I am writing to request your presence at a meeting in my office to discuss my growing feelings for you today at 2:00 pm. Your insights and expertise on this matter would be highly valuable to the discussion, and I believe your input will contribute significantly to our objectives of being together forever and ever.

Thank you in advance for your cooperation, and I look forward to our discussion.

Best regards,

CEO Min Yoongi

He had this faraway look on his face when you were led by his secretary in his office. His hands were in his pocket as he looked at the bustling city from his floor to ceiling window. His black long hair was sleeked back, revealing his stoic face. The dark suit he was wearing did nothing but compliment his form. You had never noticed how broad his shoulders were until now.

He looked like he was not paying attention, yet he turned around the moment that the door closed behind you. Min Yoongi looked at you for a moment too long that you started to shift uncomfortably. His attention was just too much, and you couldn’t act like you were no longer affected by any of it.

And from the looks of it, the moment you blushed was the exact moment his face softened. He gestured for you to take the seat in front of his desk. He mirrored your movement, now sitting on his expensive swivel chair. He clasped his hands and rested them on the mahogany table.

“Daepyonim Min-“

He held his finger up, asking for your silence before spilling what you thought to be both outrageous and the most beautiful and heartfelt thing anyone had ever said to you in this life. “You’re beautiful, and not just in the way that you look. No. You’re beautiful in the way that the sun finally shines after a month of storms; you’re beautiful in the way that the waves keep on going back to the shore even after they were pushed away in the desire to kiss the sand; you’re beautiful in the way that flowers bloom after the unforgiving winter coldness. And that is why I’m giving you Samsung stocks.”

Confusion settled over you like a fog. You had almost melted from what felt like a poetry when he once again brought up his stocks idea from last night.

“I-I really don’t need Samsung stocks, Daepyonim Min…”

He looked aghast at your statement, before reaching over the table and holding your hand in his particularly large ones. “Call me Yoongi, my love. Or better yet, call me your other half,” he implored you and he only let go when you nodded in confusion.

“Also, nonsense! Everyone needs that stock, little one. Besides, nothing speaks more about my love for you than giving you all my Samsung stocks. And above and beyond, it filled me with this immense pain knowing that you’re just out there not owning any of their stocks. I couldn’t breathe with the mere thought of you going without.”

“Excuse me?”

And with a stoic face, he said, “Congratulations, little one. You’re now a millionaire."

At six in the evening, the head CEO finally made an appearance. You did find it peculiar that you had a fairly quiet afternoon after meeting with Yoongi. Your brows were pinched together as you were lost in thought when the elevator opened, revealing the head CEO. He had yet to notice you, his large and imposing form leaning against the side of the elevator. His eyes were close. You noticed that his white sleeves were already folded, his tie already loosened as his black suit laid on his thick forearms.

Kim Namjoon was the image of weariness, and you thought he looked quite pale. Your growing concern for him was what made you stepped inside the lift rather than running away yet again. The sound of your heels as you stepped in was the only sound in the elevator. You pressed for the ground floor and you saw that the floor for basement three was already pressed. Perhaps, the head CEO was going home now. Now that you were standing almost next to him, you only further affirmed how small you were next to him. He was already larger than life, and the way he always held himself exuded confidence made him more striking…and manly in your eyes.

The ride was fairly quiet, and through it all, he had his eyes closed. You kept on stealing glances, thinking that maybe among the other CEOs, he took in the least amount of potion. You felt lighter with that thought. At least you only had five men you needed to find the antidote for. Come to think of it, you hadn’t seen the sunshine of the group, Jung Hoseok yet.

The elevator dinged, signifying your floor. You had taken merely a step when you felt a large hand completely encircling your wrist, effectively stopping you from leaving. You automatically turned, startled to find him with his eyes trained on you. He looked way too alert for someone who had his eyes closed for the past minute. You gasped when he pulled you closer to him as he pressed the close button.

“Daepyonim Kim,” you called him as you craned your neck to look at his draconic eyes.

“Leaving so soon?" he asked, his deep voice carrying a subtle mix of amusement and curiosity.

You hesitated, the words tumbling out of your mouth as he caught you off guard. “I... uh, yes. I was heading to the lobby. I’m about to leave for the night," you stammered, attempting to regain composure.

A playful smile curved his lips as he completely blocked the exit. leaned against the elevator frame, effectively blocking your exit, which sounded successful as the door closed. “I missed you,” he breathed as he took you in, his thumb gently running over the inside of your wrist as though touching you brought him immense comfort. “A lot. It was hell without seeing you the whole day.”

You blinked owlishly and you wanted nothing but to hide your face from the intensity of his gaze, but he wouldn’t let you. Instead, he smiled so gently at you, the dents on his cheeks making an appearance which made him more charismatic that you couldn’t say no when he told you that he would take you home.

But he didn’t exactly say which home because you ended up in what turned out to be the CEOs’ huge ass mansion. Your eyes roamed around the mansion, the high ceilings and the fancy marble flooring all screamed wealth that you didn’t even dare of dreaming to have. He confidently led you to what appeared to be a grand dining room. The room bathed in the soft, flickering glow of candlelight, casting a warm and intimate ambiance. The delicate flames danced gracefully, creating patterns of light and shadow that played across the table. The air carried the subtle fragrance of the candles, a mix of vanilla and subtle hints of lavender.

The dining table was adorned with crisp, white linen, and the flickering candles were nestled in elegant holders, their glow reflecting off polished silverware and crystal glasses. Each flame seemed to dance in harmony with the gentle melody playing in the background, creating a soothing symphony that enveloped the space.

He pulled a chair for you, and instead of sitting across from you, he sat beside you. He chuckled lowly when he caught your questioning eyes, “I have been apart from you for so long today, little one. I need this to feel alive.”

You straightened up in vigilance that the other CEOs would show up. “Are the others here, too?”

He looked at you like you said something funny. The chef he hired today gently laid all the dishes he made, explaining about each dish before wishing the two of you an enjoyable night. Namjoon told you that he wouldn’t feed you any of the food he made unless he enrolled himself in a culinary school first, hence the chef. He waited for the chef to leave before turning his full attention to you.

“I shipped them off to Antartica.”

“You what?!”

“I simply said we were flying to Japan for a quick meeting. They believed. I lied. End of. So anyway, how many children do you think we should have?”

My God, you wanted so bad to lay on your bed and sleep the whole night. You though about filing for sick leave tomorrow, you were long overdue for a leave, anyway. Kim Namjoon was kind enough to drop you off. However, it was only after you promised him that you would talk about possible schools for your future children that he let you go.

On the other hand, your friend finally called and you were sorely disappointed to know more about what she gathered today. Her grandmother had to ask the other folks that lived in the mountain about your situation and it somehow appalled you that you weren’t the first to experience this.

It was, at the same time, sad to see people resort to this from loneliness.

Was an artificial, forced love and companionship better than being alone?

There were both an instant and quite a long-term effect of the potion, she said. The instant was mostly upon ingesting the liquid. Once they locked eyes with the owner of the potion which so happened to be you since she technically gifted it to you, then the immense attraction would start. You thought that this explained why the seven of them all acted that way in the conference room.

The long-term effects were what caused you to groan all the way up to your apartment. And right then and there, you saw what the long-term effects were. As you trudged up to your apartment, you felt the exhaustion to your very bones. You were looking forward to a hot shower in an effort to wash away the problems that stemmed from a simple prank when you saw who was leaning against your front door.

The last of the CEO, Jung Hoseok, was leaning against the door, his head bowed down as he clutched his heart. He looked like he was in unfathomable pain, his lips almost the shade of white. And your friend’s words echoed in your mind.

‘Prolonged non-contact with the object of their desires will cause them to be physically ill.’

You hurried up to him, holding his shoulders as you looked at him. You were crouched down in front of him, peeking up at his pained face.

“S-sir, are you okay?”

His chest tightened, his face contorted, a mask of agony etched with lines of distress. Beads of sweat formed on his forehead, evidence of the intense effort to draw in even the smallest amount of air. The hallway fell silent, save for the raspy, labored breaths that escaped him.

‘They may try to fight the unexplainable feelings they have, and this will only cause them harm. In fact, if they go without you for a long period of time, their body will suffer for a long time.’

“Hoseok? Can you hear me? I’ll call for help, okay?” you tried to make yourself sound calm for his sake, but seeing him struggling, desperate to gasp for air was making you panic. Your negligence did this, you thought. You should have made sure that you were holding the right tumbler that day.

You were about to turn to call for help when you felt a hand pulled you closer, and before you knew it, he had his arms around you. He was still breathing hard, but you noticed that the shallow breathings were farther and apart as though he could finally breath. The moment you touched him, the moment you looked into his eyes was the exact moment that a wave of relief swept over him as the oppressive grip on his chest began to loosen. The moment that you called his name was the moment that the torment that had shackled his every breath gradually lifted, replaced by the sweet release of a deep, calming respiration.

“Don’t leave me.”

‘However, every interaction with you would only make their attraction grow further.’

You placed a glass of water in front of the man who now looked perfectly fine as though he wasn’t fighting for his very life outside your apartment. He was offering you reassuring smiles as he gently watched you. He was surrounded by sacks of expensive cat food, toys, and vitamins. And of course, your cat was only too happy with them, evident by the excessive purring he was emitting as he climbed on the CEO’s lap.

“I did hear that you have an adorable son int the form of a cat,” he started as he petted your spoiled cat. “As his future daddy, I would like to provide for him as early as now.”

You didn’t pay attention to whatever he was saying, and instead, you sat next to him to see if he was really fine. The paleness was now exchanged by a healthy look on skin. It was as though that didn’t happen.

“Hoseok, listen…the reason that you are all acting this way to me, the girl you didn’t even notice before this, was because-“

“Because of that drink, right?” he interrupted you, wearing a soft smile that conveyed he harbored no anger.

“Y-you know…”

He nodded before tilting his head, “I do. It’s weird, as you said. The thing is, all of us suspects the same thing. You, little one, only confirmed it.”

“I didn’t mean for any of these to happen-“

The soft look he had was now dropped, revealing the strict CEO that everyone knew him to be. “Regardless, little one. You need to take responsibility over your actions.”

“H-how?”

“You’re going to live with us until all of this fades. You’re going to take responsibility over us, my love.”

Part 2 sneakpeak, Part 2

[gumilac]

psst! in response to your post, i hear the dash does indeed like stuff that is "a bit out there"! the dashboard just likes to have fun, imo i feel like algorithms are weird random & uncontrollable (or honestly at this point i just dont know how it works either lol), but you deserve to have fun with writing (:

& to answer ur question i feel like i enjoy both drabbles & series cuz i just like a silly little story to read & tickle my brain hihihi

plus all ur megumi content omg im levitating & floating in the air, love how u write him!!!! ok bye

"ok bye" is sending me 🤣😭 hello nonnie!!! and, yeah the algorithm is weird anywhere—your posts are either gonna hit or miss or not show up at all 😭

but you are so right. no matter where the algorithm puts me, i should just have fun with my writing because someone will eventually love it too!

yippie! thank you for enlightening me on what you like, i'll definitely keep that in mind. i've just been into writing series lately that i feel like i was going to bog down on my blog with loads of them. but, they're just toooooo good and i enjoy the writing process as well as the researching part to make my fic as accurate as possible

AND ALSO- thank you so so so much 🥺 your compliment about how i write megumi validates that i'm doing him right. it makes my heart so happy when people compliment on it hihi so thank you, my sweet!!

[thickemo]

i was so tired the other night that when i made dinner i accidentally left the second serving i made, plus the remaining tofu i hadn't used (like 2/3 of a big block) on the bench overnight. no extra serving now, plus no tofu to make more. im gonna scream a lil

[sarasa-cat]

Thinking more and more that:

ONE: Cyberpunk's entire canon (all of the prior RPG sourcebooks plus the game plus extra new media) *SPEAKS* to me for cathartic reasons. Mostly for writing fanfic, but also for maybe maybe for minor experiments in virtual photography other for other kinds of visual fun (fanart? moodboards? gif sets? idk?) in my "copious free time" because that whole world inspires me visually. Also, VP tools in CP77 look like a it could provide lot of good escapist fun.

TWO: I really think I would enjoy Veilguard more if I just went back to my Merrillquisition and slowly worked my way through it. Inquisition has its problems as a game (too big, toooooo biiiigggg) but there is a lot in that I do indeed like and it is still wintery and horrid here so hiking in Thedas is actually a therapeutic thing to do. I'm also more likely to think about fandom things for Thedas if I remain in the DAO-DA2-DAI space, at least for now.

Since neither of those games are new to me (although there is a lot of new-to-me content in both of those games), I think it is easy enough for me to play both of them and switch back and forth as mood strikes.

Indie games are for more for extended-coffee break play. ;)

SDV still very much wants to be the subject of a bunch of fanfic prompts for 2025 prompt challenges.

...

And that means I'm probably putting off Veilguard until late 2025 or even until 2026. And that's okay. I'm reasonably spoiled and I'm fine with that. The game is fun but it isn't scratching the correct itch for me right now. If I decide to pick it back up sooner rather than later, I'll probably make another rook for Emmrich and go from there. tbd.

I don't have a lot of time for playing video games even though it is now February so I finally have *some* time.

Feeling undecided.

I could start plowing through my backlog of indie games. That would be a good idea for many reasons.

I'm feeling very conflicted about my current Veilguard run. I don't like a choice/option that was cut off from my Elven mage Shadow Dragon who is situated inside my primary canon world. Actually, I just ... idk. So I haven't felt compelled to pick it back up after 30-odd hours of slowly collecting all of the companions (but not much more).

So, for big budget games, trying to decide if I want to:

CP77: Do a full playthrough of CP77 with my preferred/canon V but now with all of the (no longer) new stuff that dropped ages ago. Also, my initial run of CP77 was less than completionist and there is a lot I still want to do in that world but very much starting from the beginning.

DAI: Finally play all of the DLCs and take more time to explore things I never touched 10 years ago. And do it with my Merrillquisition because I feel I need to see the Solasmance disaster before going any further in Veilguard.

DAVG: Ignore choice above and back up my Shadow Dragon by, idk, about 12 hours of play? By a bunch. Make different choices, then go forward, yada yada.

DAVG: Restart game entirely and mentally attach it to one of my other world states that I am interested in but less attached to. Create a Mournwatch rook for Emmrich. And then slam through it ONCE without too much concern over the key choices in game.

BG3: Return to my long ignored BG3 playthrough? I didn't get very far -- probably 20 hours in for the character who made it the furthest?

Something else? There are so many BIG games in my pile of shame.

[rainbowsntears]

cold outbreak ( finn x sick!reader )

request

   ↳ finn taking care of you when you’re sick headcanon?

warnings

   ↳ fluff, fluff, maybe bad words oops but jus fluff lol 

note

   ↳ hi i made this an au so finn isn’t famous but is just your boyfriend that goes to your school if that’s okay? also omg how long has it been since i last wrote here? three months? idk oops sorry but enjoy! love u x

it’s cold, it’s awful weather. it’s been like this for some time now and honestly what the frig mother nature

the rain is beautiful, i love rain sm idk bout y’all

but sometimes when it gets toooooo chilly and there’s been a bad cold and fever outbreak around the place, obviously the rainy weather is a lil irritating

especially because...yay! you’ve been cursed with a cold thanks to someone at school

fuck i get colds all the time ugh

but that’s only because i’m vegetarian and don’t take my iron tablets even though i got bad iron deficiency fwefjwehjhe

anyway

so you’ve had to miss out on school this week because you’re sick as a dog and you kinda feel like you’re on your death bed.

the whole day you finished on some homework that was due and napped and watched tv. literally it’s been pretty boring, and you’ve already gone through a box of tissues because jEsus how much mucas does your body actually have lmfao. 

also you’re completely drugged up from the amount of cold and flu tablets you’ve taken.

your mum tried making you drink some of that nasty ass��‘strawberry’ flavoured cough medicine even though it tastes like a burnt chemical that lives within the depths of brutal hell and NOTHING like strawberry. but you cried hard enough that she gave up on trying.

you miss finn because he’s at school and you want to cry. 

but you know what? finn being the best boyfriend, he’ll text you every morning that you’ve been sick this week wishing for you to feel better and that he’ll see you after school.

 which he always does.

finn would knock on the house door and your mum would let him in, giving him good luck to not get sick as he would make his way to your room

and when you would see him after just blowing your nose, omg the biggest smile would grow upon both of your faces

even though finn kinda scrunches his face up because OBVIOUSLY your body thinks it’s the perfect time to give you a nice coughing fit just after choking out a greeting

“geez you don’t look too good” finn would snicker as he’d sit on the edge of your bed and hand you more homework that was assigned to you by your teachers and chocolate he brought from the store before coming over here. even tho chocolate isn’t the best thing to have when you’re sick, you still gladly take it.

you’ll glare at him as you say, “shut the fUCK up” in a hoarse and dry voice

finn would laugh

so while he’s there, finn likes to make you some soup because ugh we love a boyfriend who can cook

and by cook i mean he just makes two-minute noodles but it’s the thought that c o u n t s

you enjoy snapchatting him when he’s making the soup ( cue the gif from above bois )

he just shakes his head and laughs

finn also refills your glass of water and makes sure you take your tablets at the right time, and as much as you banter him for being a second mum to you

you still love it

“anything special happened at school?” you’d ask

and ooooo you sure love the tea finn spills

at this point he’d be cradling you in his arms from behind on your bed

so at least finn isn’t coping your bad sick breath and if you need the box of tissues, he’s able to grab it for you without you moving. 

“well, my science teacher said orgasm instead of organism and-”

you choked hard on your water

“WHAT??!?!!”

finn nodded his head, a small chuckle escaping his throat when he heard you laugh

“yeah, it was so funny! he was embarrassed as shit and basically, the whole class paid him out for it for the rest of the lesson”

SOME GUY IN MY SCIENCE CLASS DID THAT AND I’M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD

you were giggling as much as you could before you started to go into a coughing fit, but it was still funny. and you muttered a small, “oh poor guy!” before kindly asking for the box of tissues.

for the rest of the time that finn was there, you guys cuddled and watched a movie

finn likes to banter about you being sick

so when you cough, he’ll dramatically gasp and choke

“oH GROSS”

you groan

“I’M SICK WHAT DO YOU EXPECT”

also when you have to blow your nose finn just scrunches his face up and sighs heavily

“i buy you chocolate and care for you and thIS IS THE THANKS I GET?”

you were so close to deliberately coughing in his face but all you do is just roll your eyes and nudge his stomach with your elbow.

but it’s all for shits and giggles, and honest to god, finn actually loves taking care of you and making sure you’re okay because that’s how great of a boyfriend he is.

and as much as he wants to because he loves affection, you don’t let him kiss you.

like-

iT’s vV cLiChE wHeN peOpLe kIsS wHiLe tHeIr sIcK

also you guys can wait, and so when you’re better you can kiss all you like! sometimes you gotta be safe than sorry kids!

plus finn acts wayyyyy worse when he’s sick. like it’s as if he’s dead in hell and trying to say his last fucking words to you 

it’s like he’s in some kind of hospital bed and he’s at least 108 years old

it’s ridiculous but funny af

sometimes you’ll fall asleep in his arms because you’re so tired from staying up late being sick and such, and finn admires how quiet you are and not blowing snot everywhere lol

also, he may have kissed your forehead a couple of times because he can’t help himself

you never find out tho

when you fall asleep, that’s more of finn’s cue to leave since he sure knows that you won’t be waking up till two hours later. and the boy has to get home before it goes dark - yes, you two live close to one another.

so when you do wake up after a big phat three-hour nap, you’re in awe with how comfortable you are

lmao i literally had a three-hour nap between 3pm-6pm it was amazing

so that’s when you realise that finn literally tucked you into bed, made sure you slept with two pillows, refilled your water one last time and left you a lil note that wrote:

sorry i had to go, i didn’t want to walk home at night and it looked like you really needed to sleep lol. i really hope you get better though because i miss you at school. love you, baby, see you soon. - finnieeee

you don’t miss the way your heart skips a bit and omg i cry

he’s too precious for this world istg-

but yeah! that’s finn taking care of you when you’re sick

sometimes he’ll bring flowers rather than chocolate, but most of the time it’s the food that he gives you

anyway y’all are cute

finn deserves the world

we love finn

we stan

oKAY SORRY BYE

but then again, if you actually are sick rn, hope you feel better. have honey and lemon if you have a sore throat, rest, don't go to school and drink water!

love you guys sm xxxxxxxx

[jimimn]

1) HELLO HELLO! MERRY BELATED CHRISTMAS!! IM SORRY I COULDN'T CHECK IN YESTERDAY I WAS TOO BUSY RECOVERING FROM WHATEVER BANGTAN DID AT SBS BECAUSE OHH MY GOD DKSKKAJFKSNSNAKDHSLKAJAJ my noisy joints kicked in again when I watched the entire thing with a huge bowl of rice (that's the most asian thing ever lmao) MY WINTER IS AMAZING I ATE A WHOLE HOT BROWNIE BY MYSELF YESTERDAY SO IM EXTRA CONTENT and aaah IM GOING TO SPEAK THE FACT THAT YOU SEE STARS INTO EXISTENCE!!! 💫

HELLLLLOOOOOOO your second ask and my reply are under the cut because haha whats new i rambled a lot again 💀😂

2) AHAHAH LITERALLY AND THE MUSIC SWITCH WAS REALLY NOT HELPING + THEIR STARES LIKE WHAT THE HELL 😭 AND JOON IN LEATHER? EXCUSE ME I NEED TO FLING MYSELF TO SATURN ghskakdkjd YES JIMIN WRITES THE SWEETEST LETTERS EVER AND IVE HAD IT ON REPEAT TOO MY MOM THOUGHT IT WAS A LEGITIMATE CAROL VMIN SAVED 2020 WITH THEIR SONGS AND SNOW FLOWERS LYRICS!!! THE SWEETEST IM SO SOFT 🥺🥺🥺🥺 +++ yoongi snowman has me ROLLING IT WAS SO CUTE hOW DID THEY DO ALL THAT IN THE SPAN OF 24 HRS AAAAAHHDNLFKFKDKFK-💫

HIIIIIIII! Merry belated Christmasssss!! And PLEAAASEEEE omg don’t be sorry everytime when you’re late in replying!! I totally understand!! AND SBS HOLY SHIT 😭 the black swan set was SO BEAUTIFUL 😭 might be my fave after mma black swan!! and life goes on was so cozy and comfy and YOONGI SNOWMAN GOD MY HEART JUST TURNED INTO MUSH WHEN THEY DID THAT LITTLE STEP LOOKING AT SNOWMAN YOONGI!! AND THEN YOONGI ON WEVERSE 😭😭😭 AND DYNAMITE ASDFGHJKL i loved it so much 😭😭😭

and JOINTS I KNOW RIGHT ASDFGHJKL i didn’t have my laptop that day so I watched the whole thing on my phone and then later when bts was about to perform i suddenly had the brilliant idea of casting it on my tv screen lmao. AND OMG SDFGHJ i had a huge bowl of rice just before the show started and I WAS TRYING SO HARD not to sleep through it. Rice makes me so sleepy asdfghjlk PLUS the added “cozy inside my blanket” wasn’t helping with the sleep either 😂😂 HEY NOW I WANT A BROWNIE TOOOOOOO 😔😔😔😔 AND THANK YOU I HOPE I SEE THEM TOOOOOO <3

EXACTLY ASDFGHJK the music and EVEN THE BLACK FADE OUTS AND BLACK & WHITE PARTS like the editing itself was so frikkin intimidating too. Jimin’s half lidded eyes PLS I HAVEN’T RECOVERED YET GODDDDD. JOON IN LEATHER XCHVJBHKNKL,MNB i swear i lose my mind everytime they put them in leather ooooooffff. AND YES OMG SNOW FLOWER!!!!! THE LYRICS???? HELLO???? TAEHYUNG??? 😭😭😭 “YOU MAKE ME WANNA BE A BETTER MAN” brb crying AND HIS VOICE ASDFDGHFJGKLKJFD yep vmin really saved 2020 and said we’re gonna end it on a high happy note 😔✊ i love them so much 😔 ANYWAY I hope you had a good time with your fam and had lots of cake!!! <3 <3

[honeyfelix]

i mean i could go off anon, but im scared of first person social interaction. plus I can love you just as good over here! anyway remember to drink a glass of water before going to sleep angel! sweet dreams ~☆

aw omg bby 🥺🥺🥺 i’m always weak for anyone telling me anything related to taking care of myself bc i’m like wait u care about me ?? 🥺 literally more than even i care about me ?? 🥺 and also bc i’m sososo bad like i wouldn’t have had a drop of water (or even eat sometimes) if i weren’t lit rally instructed to do it :(

and thank u so much bby ♥️😭 i stayed up way too late tonight but i hope you have the sweetest dreams toooooo 🥰

[illkickyourbass]

More Granblue AU! Heeeeere’s Cap’n Reiji!!!

Occasionally you’ll hear word in the skies of a fearsome captain. He’s stocked his crew with the toughest, deadliest mercenaries this side of the Grim Basin, and his heart has grown cunning and cold after losing his precious first mate to a bloody conflict. To cross blows with him is to court death -- not a soul can penetrate his earthen barriers and unpredictable strategies, and the last thing his foes hear before succumbing is a haunting death rattle.   These are, of course, just wild rumors. Not that anyone would believe this goofy, floppy-eared Erune could be such a terrifying force to begin with! Reiji is the charming captain of the airship Quartet Night, traveling the skies to spread good will with various do-good jobs and music performance. He’s notorious for taking on crewmembers who were on their bottom dollar before joining, and while he tends to not get the respect a captain should, his crew at least understands that they couldn’t have asked for a better leader. Despite being well-regarded in every corner of the sky he’s travelled, there’s still an evident sadness that chases him and an end goal it shrouds. Nobody can seem to find record of his skyfaring prior to the Quartet Night, and he runs his ship too well for it to be his first. Perhaps there *is* some substance to the rumors of the man with the battle maracas...no, that’s just too silly.

Once again, skills, design talk, and another sketch behind the cut! (Plus some Actual Ideas about his backstory instead of this dramatic fluff, lol.)

Type: Earth / Erune / Defense / Melee Charge Attack: Maracas Madness: Massive Earth damage to a foe. Gain Jammed. All allies except Reiji gain 1000-dmg Shield.

Skills: You can rely on me! (Please rely on me.) : Gain Substitute & Def Up. (3 turns / 5 turn cooldown) A Kiss and a Wink: Inflict Charmed on a foe. (3 turn cooldown) Doting Temptation: Gain Hostility Up. Effect increases sharply if allies’ HP is below 50%. Passive Skills: O Captain My Captain: Gain party-wide +10% Uplifted if Ranmaru, Ai, and Camus are all in the party. Waiting on a Friend: Gain massive ATK Up if all other allies are knocked out.

Reiji started out as a Draph (with big horns and cute cow ears!) but the dissonance between him and Granblue’s standard massive Draph build was just too much. Human or halfling didn’t feel quite right, either, and I was hesitant to also make him an Erune when Ranmaru’s also one...but once I gave him the floppy ears it really started to suit him!  He also didn’t look very captain-y until I gave him the tricorn (which has earholes, i promise), and from there the whole design changed around it. I’m pleased with the very piratey but still vaguely-in-charge look to him now, though absolutely the maracas holsters are my favorite part, lolllll.

As for his Actual Backstory? I’m not the type to stray toooooo far off of canon when it’s AU time, so it’s maybe not as dramatic as my description warrants, lol. Like the description suggests, Aine was once Reiji’s first mate (and bc I love Sad Reiji Bullshit, they were also def engaged) -- I imagine that they were the bread and butter of one anothers’ first crews and the joy they found in combining skyfaring with musical performance. Aine was starting to lose that joy, though, especially between him and Reiji not being super choosy with their clientele and wondering if they’re accomplices in some shady dealings...something like goods they transported being used in an invasion and the like. While the rumor mill has it that Aine died in a glorious battle or whatever, he really just disappeared without a word when the guilt reached its peak. Reiji’s forever guilting himself for not picking better jobs, being able to protect Aine from his feelings, etc., and he’s become SUPER conscientious and doting for it. He and Ranmaru mercilessly mom the whole ship in completely different ways, lol, and Reiji’s very particular about what odd jobs the QN takes on. They’re gonna do good, damn it, and NOBODY on the crew’s going to feel bad about the work they do!!

As for how the rumour mill got to where it was or Reiji’s true end goal? I’ll leave it up to y’all to ponder on that for now. >:) 

(“Battle maracas” was also shamelessly lifted from a Two Minutes to Late Night  opening bit, hahaha.)

[aharris00britney]

ASKS 08

rip it’s a lot of stuff, some good, some weird….

Anonymous said: do you like eating ass? I bet your booty is thicc and juicy :)

idk who would even send this but ummm I’m a bottom so yeah.. that answers that wedhfnsh have u nice day/night <3

@thesimpley2k​  said: your cc is so beautiful! and you’re a britney stan :) ily sis

thank youuuuu omg ily2 lmao I don’t voice my Britney stanness much but once B10 starts getting more hyped up I’ll be back up there! Thank you again and rip original make me MV

Anonymous said: Oof I need all of your wip hairs right now            

oof you haven’t even seen half of them sweetie ;) I have 10 wip hairs as of now so like… you’ve seen 4 on this blog through edits/playlists. the rest are on my patreon and some go on my wips section in my discord (omg shameless plug im sorry but its true)

Anonymous said: Can we gift you packs through origin?

if u want?? idrk how that works tbh ;-; if u did tho like rsdfgfbvc thank you!!! I prob will only buy packs that I can use for cc from now on tbh ;-; my computer is at that point where i need to be really picky about stuff, plus imo they arent worth it wedfgdbfn i regret buying most of the SP’s

Anonymous said: Are you posting a shorter version of the Zoey Hair as shown in your latest post because it looks amazing?!!!!!

thank you!!! That is basically what the idea of it is lmao, but I think im gonna make an accessory hair clip for it too. Not 100% sure yet tho

@agentwashsims​ said: Crying over the wip hair and the grimes reference! Okay you’re still perfect and ily that it all okay bye. 

aaah thank you! grimes is so good omg Art Angels is my favorite album but there are a lot of ongs on Visions I like as well. I like a little bit of Halfaxa toooooo

Anonymous said: Hi, would it be possible for you to just reupload the lydia hair post? As it’s marked as sensitive content, I can’t see the picture and I’d really like to be able to have a look at it before I download it.

Hi! I emailed tumblr support about it since it has been over a month since it has been up for review. Hopefully they get it worked out soon <3 there is a picture of it on my download page if you want to look at it there

Anonymous said: Hey, how do I do Patreon? I want to but i’m new to all those things of Patreon cause now I want lots of hairs that need it, and I wanna learn how can I Patreon you!

Hello! Hopefully you see this haha. Patreon is sort of like Netlfix in it is a monthly charge for goods. To get 3 cc hairs early each month, it is a $1 pledge. Higher pledges get better rewards(such as watching me work on cc, getting to vote on hair releases, and more). I think that Patreon is a great way to help support creators as long as they do it right (no exclusive CC). I really hope this helps you and thank you so much if you decide to pledge any ammount <3

Anonymous said: When are going to upload your maxis match hairlines? Like in a post

oml I am horrible lmao I deleted them and don’t seem to have them backed up, but I will maybe make more in the future?? I honestly don’t find them that usable on most hairs but everybody is different so we will see <3

Anonymous said: Is the black braided hair on your April Playlist a WIP? If not WCIF it cuz it’s gorgeous <333 Ily.

issa wip for Juneee

Anonymous said: how old are you?

18 d2f m4m

Anonymous said: What is your Origin ID?

spotharris

Anonymous said: Hey! I 🖤 ur content btw and I wanted to just like clarify something. Ur posts say u can recollect but don’t include the mesh. What does that mean exactly??? Do people still need the mesh for the recollections to show up in game?? Sorry if this is really dumb, I’m a new simblr. Thx!            

hey!! sorry for the super late reply omg, welcome to simblr!! it is kinda crazy here but hopefully u can find ur peeps and make a nice home :) anywaysssss i think u mean recoloring, which is like when people add different colors other than the 18 EA base colors. I don’t allow people to use the meshes mainly bc I know that sometimes I have to go back and update things and this way the recolors don’t have a broken mesh and require that person to redo their package.

Anonymous said: whose ur fave member of lOoNa

my rankings as of right now: Kim Lip, Go Won, Olivia Hye, JinSoul, HyunJin, Chuu, HeeJin, Choerry, HeeJin, HaSeul, ViVi, and then YeoJin

also omfg if u have jinsoul/kim lip/choerry limited edition mix&match photocard and would like to gift me it then umm PLEASE they are impossible to find and i need for my collection ;-;

@disneynsims​ said: I am also a massive Britney Spears fan, and I have to say I appreciate you naming your hairs after her songs. I do make one small request, that a hair eventually be named after one of her best bonus tracks, “Up n’ Down”.

omg Up N’ Down is one of my least favorites on femme fatale grfbg but thank you!! I don’t really name hairs after her songs anymore :(

@issharky​ said: you’ve improved so much over the time! ive been following (on tsr and tumblr since i joined) since like 2016! ♥ still love your blog!            

ygvhbjn i didnt have a tsr but go awf lmao thank you!!! i was a mess in 2016 and a lil of 2017 <3

Anonymous said: Ur such a babe austin            

thx for sending this @dogsill​ ur a babe too 😘

Anonymous said: Discord? Patreon? And this are how a good simblr die

oof discord is literally like a groupchat thing but go off also patreon makes it so i release 3 hairs a month when before it was like 1 or 2 so ummm

Anonymous said: I have recently downloaded blender to make cc hairs, but I can’t zoom in, rotate, or do anything basically. Do you know of any tutorials that explain how to use it well/ in detail? (I have a windows laptop). Anyway, I recently discovered your hairs and I am in love!! Thank you for making so many beautiful pieces of cc!

urgg i really wish i could make video tutorials and stuff for blender and hairs :( I have tried about 3 or 4 times to record/stream and it is so laggy and just pure shit on stream and twitch. I kind of just learned stuff as i went in blender but a must have is a mouse of some kind, otherwise it is 10x harder

@alexschmidt629 said: Hey! I hope you’re doing a bit better than the last time you made your last post! I’m sorry to hear about all of that, being a senior is so difficult and college stuff is even more difficult. I hope you’re doing better!

thank you! I’m doing a bit better now :)

Anonymous said: holy shit it sounds like everything that literally could’ve gone wrong did. wishing u love and luck bb. and also i think its absolutely FINE that u put ur stuff up on patreon early, it’s still free in the end!! its just a choice to actually compensate cc creators for all that they do for us. god that person was just so rude and im kinda surprised at how kindly you took it. props to u xx 

yeah dsgf everything kinda went shitty the past few months but hopefully it all turns itself around :) and I try not to pick at any rude anons/asks in general bc I feel like by doing that it just causes more attention on the issue and more people/trolls want to jump on the band wagon. Thank you!!

Anonymous said: Oh honey, you need prayers and I wish you the best of luck with fasts, college, moving, and the rest of your life. Stay strong hon you got this!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

thank you <3

Anonymous said: hi is there a version off the Ella hair that has a bun in the back or am I crazy? probs crazy honestly, but thx for answering

I think you are thinking of my Maja hair? It has a different bottom but it has those same bangs! It is here

[sweetmusingss]

"It happens. Sometimes you need to move on. I am sure you can relate to that. You don't want to play Bucky the rest of your life, right? I will always carry it with me and the Tony nominations are being announced soon but I don't think I will be nominated or anything. On the slim chance that I was, the show would really stay associated with my name forever and I would have to go and perform at the awards show then. I am ready for a break though before I think about my next role. Plus, I really miss my boyfriend and I want to finally move into the house that is supposed to be mine too. I have never even been able to see it.. Can I fly out in a few weeks?," I ask you, biting my lower lip nervously. I hadn't discussed any of this with you even though I had been thinking about it a lot lately.

"I know what you mean, you're right. No I wouldn't want to play Bucky forever, everyone needs to move on eventually... it's just sad when that time comes sometimes because you put so much heart and soul into that character, and it's hard to let go sometimes." Seb nods as you talk about the Ton nominations, nodding. "Never say never, baby. You never know who's going to be nominated." Seb smiles when you say you miss him, "I miss you too, baby. So much. I can't wait for you to be here finally. Yes, of course. You come whenever you want too, angel. Voi fi aici și te voi aștepta."

__

Regina almost froze when seeing the innocent look that Megan was giving her. It was so innocent, yes, but it also was the hottest thing to Regina. She continued to gaze back into Megan's eyes, practically getting lost in them before being brought back to reality, not wanting to show how flustered the girl had just made her. She takes a sip of her wine before smiling softly, playing it off. "Yes, of course, Megan. I wouldn't want you and Emma not getting your way because then none of us can get our way," she says before taking a seat at the chair nearby.

Emma continues to cuddle up to Megan, not noticing what had just happened between Megan and Regina. "I missed youuuu," she says, clinging to Megan. She absolutely loved cuddling with Megan. It was always so comforting to her and whereas Emma fully believed that you were her soulmate, she also believed that her and Megan were meant to be in each other's lives. She fell apart a little any time there was a strain between her and Megan and she relied on her. 

I pass my phone over to Regina when I was done putting in all the things that Megan and Emma demanded, shaking my head at Regina's words. "Isn't that the truth. If I said no, you'd be on the floor having a full on meltdown right now and none of us wanna deal with that. Especially Regina. That is not her responsibility." I giggle, having no idea about what had transpired between the two women.

Megan gave Regina a secret smile, happy to know that she did indeed have Regina wrapped around her finger. It wasn't hard for her to get her way anyways but the thought of Gina being weak for her made her feel proud of herself. She focuses back on Emma, giggling at her words, "I missed you toooooo, monkey." She pecks Emma's lips before nuzzling her nose into the blonde's neck, taking in her scent.

[colesterstrudel]

what have you been listening to lately

!!!!

I’ve been listening to Southern Gothic by Tymanski a lot. It’s such a phenomenal album and I love it, honestly. So so so so so good.

Also, MANIA has def been played a lot recently bc Fall Out Boy means the world to me. 

Plus, we’ve got Let The Record Play by Moon Taxi which is a great album, toooooo 

And last but not least, I’ve found myself listening to the Country Now playlist a lot fairly recently

[arysavignaniacchan]

for the 5 characters thing: aramis, artois, morgane, jacqueline, daniel (i hope you saw puck!) and question 2 please!

Sorry if I am soooo terribly late at answering your questions sis.

So,GREAT CHOICES FIRST OF ALL,then NO :O I HAVE NOT SEEN PUCK!

I’ll put them in order of interest according to my tastes @bernardaux

Shipwrecked on a desert Island with

1)Artois. No doubt about that. The character and its development are absolutely intriguing to me. A lil bit goofy and a little bit spoiled he would surely know how to turn every bad situation into a good one (even if in the play 1789 he miserably fails at approaching Olympe Du Puget). I think he can be a great ally on living on a desert island,plus his aphrodisiacs are what you need after ya have been shipwrecked in order to forget what happend and you know,since he has problems on approaching people especially in public,a desert island can help him on relax and chill a lil bit XD.

2)Morgana. I DON’T BELIEVE A SINGLE SH*T ABT HER BEING THE EVIL. She is just too superior to everyone and frankly speaking I just imagine the sequel being held on Morgane’s desert island and beautiful son Mordred. I am just toooooo interested on hearing about her past and learning her magic tricks I can really imagine myself being her absolute devoted alumn. I know it is silly,but for me Morgana is not evil at all and deserves a better end. Plus who says that you with Morgane are gonna be shipwrecked? She can save ya with som magic!.

3) JACQUELINE SAAAMA <3. Ahahahahaha. If you want an out of every expectation “journey” it is defo with Jacqueline sama. She just is frizzy,exhuberant,and can bring you a smile in every occasion. Plus she knows how to obtain the things she wants even if using unconventional ways. She is gonna defo surprise you. But I’ll kill her if she speaks too much too loud.

4) ARAMIS. This year’s revelation character for sure. Interesting,complicated,multifaced,intelligent,charismatic and almost all-knowing. Believe me I don’t know why I put this last on my list but it says a lot on how good Miyacchi is. He knows when is time to stay on his own and when is time to attack or put his ideas to action and he defo can be the most helpful person once you are on an island.

[fe14festivalofbondstranslations]

Fire Emblem IF Conquest: Kamui’s Birthday Story Track 8

IT’S FINALLY DONE *dies*

Long story short: Boy’s pretty weak, Niles has way too much fun, Xander and Leo are assholes to Laslow and Odin, Kamui gives an inspirational speech, Leo gains a new retainer, all is forgiven, and Niles just doesn’t want to put his clothes back on. 

This track wasn’t actually that difficult, but there were certain parts where I had to work and rework the wording. 

ALSO. GUYS. FUDGENUGGETS980825 POSTED VIDEOS WITH THE AUDIO, USING OUR TRANSLATIONS~<3 They’re lovely, so go watch them on Youtube! She also did the first three CDs from other translators too! 

TRACK 8: IF YOU ASK ME, NILES LOOKS LIKE A BAD GUY

(CHARACTERS: Felicia, Kamui, Xander, Leo, Niles, Odin, Laslow, Boy, Flora, Charlotte, various Faceless)

(Felicia and Niles look around together in an unfamiliar location. They to be uninjured from the sudden teleportation.)

Felicia: Oh no no no… Where are we?

Niles: It’s a place that I’ve never seen before either.

(A magic circle opens and Kamui drops in from above.)

Kamui: Oof! Felicia! Niles!

Felicia: Lady Kamui! I’m so glad that nothing’s happened to you…!

Niles: You can’t exactly call being teleported here ‘nothing.’

Felicia: Oh, right…

Kamui: This is… nearby the village from earlier! Where did that child go…?

(The growl of multiple Faceless-like creatures as they slowly surround them.)

Kamui: These are… Faceless?!

Boy: Heh! Here I can summon all the monsters that I want. I won’t lose to any of you!

Kamui: Please stop! Why would do such a thing?!

Boy: Shut up! All of you! Kill them right now!

(The Faceless charge forward. Felicia jumps to protect Kamui.)

Felicia: It’s dangerous, Lady Kamui! *SLAP!*

Faceless: GAHRAHAYA!! *WHUMP!*

Felicia: … Eh?

Kamui: Eh?

Niles: Hm?

(DO DOO DO-DO-DO DOOOOOO! Felicia has leveled up! Slappyface power +1!)

Felicia: I-I won! E-Even though I just hit it lightly…

Niles: These things are weak.

Kamui: Very weak…

Felicia: Weak indeed…

(The Faceless around them growl, unsettled. Niles smirks.)

Niles: Heh. So that’s how this is? Then I’ll pierce you through all at once! HIYAH!

(Niles starts to shoot arrows with lightning speed towards all the Faceless, who all proceed to scream and die in agony.)

Boy: AAAAHHH! My monsteeeeers!!!!

Niles: Haha! What an interesting turn of events. Hey, how is it? What kind of sensations do you feel? Hmmm?

Boy: STOOOOOOP!!!!

Niles: *offs another one* HAH! HRAH! MWAHAHAHA!

Kamui: Now I’m starting to feel bad for the enemy…

Felicia: Yes… No matter how I look at it, Niles looks like the bad guy… Not to mention he’s still almost completely naked…

Niles: Whew… And with that, all the monsters are eliminated.

Boy: Ugh… No waaaaay…

Niles: Now then… Naughty children need to be thoroughly punished. *steps towards him* I won’t hold back…

Boy: EEP!

(Quick footsteps as others run towards them.)

Flora: Please wait!

Charlotte: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE YOU PERVERT!

Kamui: Oh! Flora! Charlotte!

Niles: Weren’t you two supposed to have been recruited to the detached force? And do you greet everyone so hurtfully, Charlotte?

Charlotte: Given the situation, you’re a pervert from every angle!

Flora: Um, Lady Kamui, could you please forgive this child for what he did? The truth is that this child’s birthday is also tomorrow!

Kamui: Eh? The same as mine then?

Flora: Yes. But he doesn’t have anyone to celebrate it with… That’s why Charlotte and I have been searching for a suitable gift for him!

Charlotte: *crinkling of paper* Here, kid. I’ll give this to you, so stop crying. Alright?

Boy: This is… a cake?

Flora: Yes. It’s an exquisite berry cake. We were finally able to make it ourselves!

Boy: And you’re giving it to me?

Charlotte: Of course! Happy birthday, kid.

Boy: Eh…?

Flora: Plus, all the people from the village want to say ‘happy birthday’ to you too, you know?

Charlotte: They’re all pretty fond of you, so stop it with the pranks already, okay?

Boy: Yeah… Thank you, miss… And I’m really sorry too.

Felicia: Wow… so that’s how it was…

Niles: Are you going to forgive him, Lady Kamui?

Kamui: It’s fine. It’s not as if he had truly bad intentions.

(The soft clip-clopping of horses in the distance.)

Xander: Good grief. You’re really too soft-hearted.

Leo: Well, that’s just how Kamui is though.

Kamui: Xander! Leo!

(Running footsteps approach as well.)

Laslow: *pant pant* W-Wait! You two are too fast! You might have horses, but we had to run all the way here! Please don’t leave us behind!

Odin: *huff huff* Our lords and masters… really are too cruel!

Kamui: Odin and Laslow too… All of you came to find us?

Laslow: *still panting* Oh. Yeah. Lord Leo tracked that child’s magic and led us here.

Xander: I’ve heard and understood your reasons. But isn’t there something more important that you need to say to us?

Boy: U-Um… Everyone, I’m really sorry for what I did. I was just really lonely, so… I ended up… doing all this… A-And I’ll work hard and earn some money to pay for all the damages I did!

Kamui: That’s okay. We can just return the building to its original shape anyway.

Boy: Huh? But…

Leo: Hmm? Do you feel the need to be punished after all? In that case, I’ll take you under my wing.  

Boy: Eh?

Kamui: Leo? What do you mean?

Leo: Once the war has ended, there aren’t going to be a lot of options for one of your caliber.

Boy: What?

Leo: Having such strong magical power at your age is rare. With some proper training, you can probably become an excellent mage.

Boy: But I can’t serve a noble. I’m just a poor village boy…

Leo: *jabs a finger at Niles* This guy is too.

Boy: H-Huh?! This half-naked guy?!

Niles: That’s right.

Leo: He came from a poor background, just like you, but here he is as a retainer to the Royal Family. You should be more concerned about your potential rather than your status.

Boy: I-I see… A retainer to the Royal Family… Wait, then you people are royalty?! *bows low* I-I’m truly sorry for my rudeness! U-Um, I promise I’ll study a lot and become a fantastic mage!

Leo: Yup. That’s the spirit.

Kamui: We’ll do our best to bring an end to the war as well.

Boy: Please do! Please destroy those Hoshidan bastards who killed my father in the war!

Kamui: *sharp intake* … Right. But simply killing isn’t the only way to end a war. Reaching out to them and forgiving them is important too.

Boy: Forgiving them…? I don’t think I can…

Kamui: I know that it may seem impossible to do now. I understand the need for revenge against those who harmed my loved ones… No, I understand the terrible feelings you experience. But doing that will only cause more pain. That’s why understanding is necessary, rather than continuous fighting. Even though that may be even harder to do…

Boy: … Yes… But from now on, I’ll try my best to understand. After all, you and all your friends forgave me for the terrible things I did. *bows* Please, restore peace to our country!

Kamui: Of course!

Xander: I promise this as well.

Boy: Thank you very much! Then, I’ll go back to the village and make my own peace with everyone! *runs back through the forest before calling back* You too, Miss! Happy birthday to you toooooo!!

Kamui: Oh my~! Hee hee hee! How adorable!

Xander: Yes. It would be wonderful if all children in the world could stay so innocent…

Kamui: Thank you for today, everyone. I’m glad you all came to help me. Also, Leo?

Leo: What? Heh. I didn’t really do anything special…

Kamui: Your cape is inside out.

Leo: WHAT?! *turns to check and then unfastens it* Sheesh, why didn’t any of you tell me earlier?!

Xander: Well, we were all in quite a hurry to get here, Leo.

Leo: U-Urggggh…

Everyone: *mass giggling ensues*

Kamui: … AH!!

Leo: *in the middle of fixing his cape* Wha?!

Xander: What’s wrong, Kamui?

Kamui: This is bad! It’s already so late! There’s no time to stand around! Um, I still have some things to prepare, so I’m going to take my leave! Odin, Laslow, Niles, where are the ingredients I asked you for?!

Odin: Eh? Uh, I brought it all with me here in this bag, but…

Kamui: Then please let me take them now! *grabs bag* Also, Xander and Leo, please go back to the Castle!

Leo: EHHHH?!

Xander: W-What about you, Kamui?

Kamui: I’m going to head over to where the detached forces are!

Felicia: Oh! Um, if there’s anything that I can help you with…

Kamui: Then you can come too, Felicia! Everyone else, please go back to the Castle!

Xander: G-Got it… We’ll go back right away.

Laslow: Us too! If we don’t prepare the gift in time…!

Odin: But she just took all of the foodstuff we gathered!

Laslow: Oh!

Niles: Heh. Well, I’m sure that the five of us men will be able to do something together…

Leo: Yeah. More importantly, put on some clothes.

Niles: *seductively* Yes, sir…  

[readn2me]

1/14/2019

Today was the first day of school! She said we can’t bring anything other than water, but this is a late afternoon class. I’m going to need some caffeine to keep up. I’m super excited. I decided I’m going to continue to pay for school as long as I need to to ensure my continual progress. This is me personally investing in myself and my future. The future I’ve been craving and crying to God about for the past six odd years. Kylee will see a successful mommy. I successful black woman. Some one she can look up to and be proud of. Someone she can be better than. Her father texted me today. He is attempting to regulate his visitation with the court order. I didn’t get into that with Deoshanae. Nor did I play into her James talk. I’m not interested in it. I want to tell her that her TELLING James he’s baggage is senseless and pointless, but is that really my place or my business? She didn’t ask my opinion, so I will not provide it.

Church was pretty good. I don’t think I got into that much last night. I don’t remember writing last night either. The point is church had some really good key notes. 1. We handcuff God. We limit Him. And we limit ourselves. 2. We have to ask God to come into our lives and space. He will not barge in on us. 3. We need discernment, because some people aren’t around us for our good. I really want to clean house again. Jade as been an on again off again nuisance. Tamekia says she isn’t feeling Deoshanae and it did trigger some things for me that make me want to take a step back. Plus, Brew and I have reconnected. He is getting all of my time. We’ve been having sex since He came last week. I am truly pleased, but I HAVE to go back to this abstinence walk. I’ve tried my way toooooo many times and if I don’t, I may seriously try to have a baby with a man I JUST got back with and we aren’t even official!! So many things needs to still be addressed and accomplished. I’m just getting back into school. I love him. I never stopped. I just fell out of love because of his ways. He still irritates me. He’s doing it right the fuck now actually I was going to give him some tonight, but eh. I’m on the fence. We’ll see.

All in all, things are looking up a bit. I’m not ready for it to mudslide back down. It is what it is, though. Let’s get it 2019!!

Victory Lap

[xfrancecis]

Dates, plans & rants

It’s only been a week and a half since this has started, and approximately 2 months since the beginning. In that short amount of time though, we’ve only gone on 2 dates with just us, and 2 double dates. Crazy right? You would expect us to be together more or have more alone time.

That’s not the case though. And there is nothing wrong with that at all. I appreciate the time I have with you and every moment we have together. Regardless if it’s just you & I or if we are in a group with our friends. The time I have with you is timeless.

Now let me talk about the 2 double dates that we’ve had. They’ve been an amazing experience and just a lot of fun! I’ve shared them with people that I actually enjoy the company of. From my amazing girlfriend to the couple that I truly adore and consider family. Just to let y’all know, I’ve never gone on a double that I’ve enjoyed. They were always planned by my exes and people that I just can’t vibe with and I just tolerate them. I can’t wait to experience more with the four of us, but there’s always a catch to happiness?

Don’t get me wrong, I get it. When we all started as a group, no one was dating anyone. Everyone was single. And no one had a thing within the group. That all changed though. One turned to two and two turned into four and four basically turned into six. Everyone is basically coupled up except for 2 people. And I don’t say that to spite them or ask for them to get a girlfriend or whatever. But that is exactly what happened. You can’t help who you fall for or who you start to like.

Now like I said, I don’t blame anyone and it’s no ones fault why this happened but I think jealousy creeped up. We had a group with 5 guys that were really close and we always were together. We played games, basketball, talk about girls, pull a suicide trip and really just about anything you do with guys. We were pretty much inseparable. But since the double dates that we have had, our friends started to noticed that we plan things without them. And I get it, it sucks and seems like we don’t want them there or we don’t care to hangout with them but that’s not the case. We’ve been so busy lately, schedules don’t align, destiny (the game) and just other reasons where it seems like the group just isn’t functioning. It’s been boring.

I don’t really know where I’m heading with this and I think I should just stop. But I just want to explain my feelings about this. First of all, y’all bitches need to start communicating with others and stop holding shit in because y’all blow up and tensions starts and you guys just need to lower your damn pride because both of y’all are insensitive egotistical class-A doofuses! I’m just trying to have a good time and not stress out about two of my good friends fighting. Just make up already because we all know y’all miss eachother. Aside from that...

We all just want to take a group hike together at night, go on another trip to Cali and just overall have a good time. We are friends but not only that, family. We will all be there no matter what, and I don’t just speak for myself.

I know this has been rollercoaster of emotions, quite literally. But to end off with a happy note and just to throw some appreciation out there. I really just want to thank Rhe for always communicating with me and telling me what’s on her mind, even if that’s hard for her to say because it’s about me. The criticism is acknowledged and obviously I’m not going to get mad at anything you say as long as you let me know or communicate it to me and it just hide it. Second of all I want to thank my group because even through this stupid thing, I know it will work out in the end and we are family and this won’t affect anything in the future. Now I also want to thank tommy and Shai because they are amazing together but they do need to work on a few things but I know in my heart you two can do it. ( Shai, tommy is a great guy and I know he’s a little toooooo much sometimes, like seriously too fucking much but I know he will treat you right so don’t worry too much about him. Plus I’m here to straighten him up to and I’ll let you know anything and everything you want. Now tommy, you need to stop being such an insensitive jerk who just thinks about themselves, put yourself in Shai’s shoes and listen to what you’re saying. I know she makes you happy, so don’t let her go. I’m rooting for you both.) lastly I want to thank my girlfriend for always making me happy when I’m sad, it goes to show that the little things are what matters. It’s not your job to keep me happy but I appreciate that you do and you always try your best to get me to smile with the goofy things you do. I appreciate that you’re always supporting me and there when I need to talk or just rant. Even if I don’t make sense to you. Thank you.