#pointy git

[basiatlu]

Um!!!! Hello!!

How am I only just finding your beautiful stunning gorgeous artwork now?!

It's so TASTY!! holy FUCK!

The lineart and the shape language alone is outstanding! I love the sketchy yet refined quality of your work, and the way you draw anatomy is just *chefs kiss*

There's a spindily sort of manga mixed with Tim Burton-esque vibe going on, except everyone's sexy???

Like everyone is so unbelievably hawt in your style like okay DAmN😳

Queen shit right there! 👑I love it, love you. Thank you for blessing the fandom 💕

Ooooooo~! Tim Burton-esque Harry Potter now I like the sound of that!

Omg, Beanz!! Thank you so much I can’t tell you how much I squealed reading your ask. Tytyty 💖✨ gosh can I just say I’ve been a fan of your comics and art for such a while now??? Adorable and saucy in one big ol package like a Harry Potter enchilada.

Don’t even worry I’ve not been here posting in the fandom for very long hurhurhur. It’s only recently I’ve sort of exploded with the doodles.

And you think my bb’s are sexy?! Gosh I am so tickled thank you again. How many times can I say this-? Take me off the stage, team, I’ve been broken by lovely people on the internet.

[renncandraw]

Happy birthday to this pointy git I guess

[drarryspecificrecsdaily]

2025.06.23

Complete fics posted on AO3 this day

1. allay the heat by @jtimu [E, 3k]

Harry could never make sense of Luna's astronomical observances; the summer solstice, at least, seemed to be a part of standard wizarding celebrations. Any excuse for a party, he supposed. Draco Malfoy was there, flowers in his hair and rings glinting on his fingers.

2. Harry Potter and the Masked Murderer by @wayofthemagicbean [M, 201k]

Harry Potter and the Golden Trio find themselves once again at Hogwarts, this time as eighth year students. Harry sneaks around the castle, gets himself and others caught up in dark magic, becomes an animagus, and once again finds himself in the center of another dark wizard's attention - someone who is perhaps more deadly and terrifying than even Lord Voldemort.

3. I'm in a Better Place, Except for a Thousand Mistakes by @elusiveclownbox [E, 37k]

During Draco's trial following the events of the war, the revelation of him being trans is shared with the wizarding world. Hermione drags Harry and Ron into an initially uncertain alliance with the Slytherins in a show of support in the face of bigotry. Harry and Draco discover a surprising ease in which their relationship develops and grows.

4. Take My Shame to The Grave by queerbonafide [E, 65k]

Muggles suddenly start tattooing the Dark Mark on their forearms. Harry Potter discovers that his ex-nemesis - Draco Malfoy, after disappearing from the wizarding world, is pursuing a career as a singer. When Malfoy unexpectedly asks him to join him on his European tour, Harry knows the decision will affect the rest of his life.

5. This Unholy Notion by togepip [E, 28k]

Harry is a drug addict. Draco is a club promoter. Draco doesn't care, until he does.

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Fest/Exchange

1. How Hermione Started Shipping Drarry by Anonymous [E, 8k]

Dumped by her boyfriend and needing somewhere to stay, all Hermione wants to do is get comfort from her best friend. But there's just one problem. Harry is incomprehensibly living with that pointy git, Draco Malfoy. ★ We Heart Draco Fest 2025 | @weheartdracofest

[blorger]

Hermione raised her eyebrows and nodded, looking thoughtful as she added Malfoy’s name to the list. “Pros?” “He’s fit,” Harry said, before he could stop himself. “Mate,” Ron groaned. “Leave off.” “It’s an important thing to take into account,” Hermione agreed. She snorted under her breath as she wrote physically attractive in Malfoy’s ‘pros’ column. Ron’s face started to take on a green tinge again. “He’s the right age.” Hermione nodded. “Certainly won’t go blabbing to the papers afterwards.” “Probably won’t murder or stalk me at this point, either,” Harry said. “And he’s fit. Did I say that he’s fit?” “And he’s fit,” Hermione agreed, smirking when Ron spluttered. Ron got hold of the pen at that point, making Malfoy’s ‘cons’ list grow a significant amount. “He’s fit how?” Ron cried, sounding somewhat strangled. He’d written pointy git at least five times below Malfoy’s name. Harry shrugged, meeting Hermione’s amused gaze. “He’s a dragon tamer now, isn’t he?” Ron’s eyes bugged out a little at that. “But … does that mean you think Charlie’s fit?” A grin on his face, Harry replied, “Yeah.” Dragon tamer was quickly added to the parchment in Ron’s handwriting then – solidly in the ‘cons’ column.

from As Per Request by thecouchsofa

[weheartdracofest]

We 💚Draco Fest Day Nineteen

Today we get to find out How Hermione Started Shipping Drarry in a sexy little fic in which Hermione gets more than she bargained for. She just wanted some friendly comfort from Harry after getting dumped. Instead she gets an accidental front row seat to exactly what Harry and his boyfriend Draco get up to when they’re alone together. And suddenly she’s seeing both of them in a brand new light.

We also have some fantastic art for you with Mechanic!Draco. You’ve probably never thought about Draco working as a muggle mechanic. You’ve certainly never seen him looking quite like this.

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Title:  How Hermione Started Shipping Drarry

Rating: Explicit 

Word count: 8435

Warnings/Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, POV Hermione Granger, Established Relationship, Smut, Shameless Smut, Voyeurism, Exhibitionism, Semi-Public Sex, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, Dirty Talk, Pet Names, Auror Harry Potter, Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger, Ministry of Magic Employee Draco Malfoy, Friendship, Drinking, Past Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Pervert!Hermione, Exhibitionist!Harry, Just Along for the Ride!Draco, Pun Intended, Ok Everyone is a Bit of a Pervert

Summary:

Dumped by her boyfriend and needing somewhere to stay, all Hermione wants to do is get comfort from her best friend. But there's just one problem. Harry is incomprehensibly living with that pointy git, Draco Malfoy.

This is 100% Drarry but from Hermione’s POV. How does that work? Read it and find out!

Author’s Note:

I'm so glad to have been able to write for this fest. Go Team Draco!

Thank you so much to my lovely and talented beta for all the super helpful suggestions and for making sure this fic didn't end up with its working title of Pervy Hermione. I've tried to tag as much as possible but, if in doubt, there is more info plus spoilers in the end notes.

Prompter: Self-prompt

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Title: Mechanic!Draco

Rating: Gen

Art Medium: Digital Art

Warnings/Tags: No Warnings, Fanart, Mechanics, Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World, Tattooed Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy has Long Hair, Buff Draco Malfoy

Summary: 20 yr old mechanic Draco Malfoy with long hair and tattoos

Prompter: @slbindery

[blitheringmcgonagall]

Things I’ve written about Snape…

Snape is such an easy character to hate, which means such fun writing conversations between him and the marauders and Lily, especially in canon universe of Boys Don’t Cry & We Can Be Heroes :

Sirius

“Snivellus, grovelling in the shadows? How terribly unexpected,” he said, straightening his shoulders.

“Levicorpus!” said Snape.

The spell just missed him by a hair’s breadth.

“If you were dying to see my dick, Sniv, you could have just asked,” he said casually, hand reaching for the buttons on his fly.

Lily

“Why do you keep staring at Potter?”

Severus’ voice was seething. He was doing that thing that really annoyed her, where he pronounced the last syllables of every word very carefully, as though he was a nasty professor talking to a class of idiots, and it made him sound so pedantic and so painful. Lily felt herself blush furiously.

“I am not!” she said, elbowing him sharply.

“Ouch!” said Severus, rubbing his arm.

She had wonderfully pointy elbows.

“Well stop being a git then,” she said, sticking her chin in the air.

Remus

“What do you think you’re doing?” Snape said, looking at him with disgust.

“I’m sitting beside you, because Lily has decided to sit beside Peter, for a change,” Remus said politely, placing his books in front of him.

“I don’t want to sit beside you,” Snape said.

“Well, that makes two of us,” Remus said, keeping his tone mild.

James

“No chance, mate,” Potter said, wand by his side, as the creature Lupin bared its teeth and moved forwards.

“Get out!” Potter hissed at him. “I won’t be able to hold him off much longer!”

Snape pulled the door. Harder, panicking. Nothing.

“Push,” Potter’s condescending tone.

James

“You won’t get away with it this time, Potter, you and your precious friends! You’re finally going to get what you deserve! And the werewolf will get what’s coming to it, I hope it gets Azkaban- “

“Shut the fuck up, you bastard! It was your decision - Nobody made you go into the shack on a full moon at wand- point. You chose to. Did you have a fucking death wish? This is on you just as much as Sirius, you fucking, massive dickhead!”

Dumbledore

Severus prided himself on his ability to look neutral when his emotions were a maelstrom. It irritated the life out of him to have to wait until practically last to be seen by the Headmaster. After all, he had done nothing wrong, he had been practically killed by a maniacal werewolf, he had the right to everybody’s sympathy, he shouldn’t be feeling an ounce of guilt. Lupin should be sitting in Azkaban as we speak, he thought. And yet, the way that Dumbledore was looking at him was making him feel distinctly uncomfortable. His neck felt prickly, his face itchy. His lank, dark hair hung partly over his face, a curtain of security against the world. His hand involuntarily reached up to scratch the back of his collar, and he brought it back quickly under control.

“Severus,” began Dumbledore. “Is there anything you wish to tell me about your plans for this summer?”

Lily

“Lily, I could see you weren’t making good decisions for yourself, so as a friend I was forced to take the necessary steps to put an end to it. I can’t say it’s been fully successful, but at least I tried. You’ll thank me in the end. You must know I’m doing this because I-“

“Don’t you dare say you’re doing this because you care for me! Trying to control me, deciding who I can be friends with, who I should be allowed to go out with – none of it has anything to do with you being my friend,” she said, her finger nails digging into her palms, her chest heaving as she failed to stop her voice breaking. She seemed to grow in stature, while he felt himself shrinking. “Well it’s never going to happen, Severus, I’m never going to want to be with you that way, no matter what you do. So stay away from me, I mean it. And as for you being my friend, you ceased being one a long time ago, through your own choices.”

James

He half turned, and his mouth fell open as he watched Snape’s Patronus approach his stag - a beautiful, self-assured, noble doe. The doe stopped in front of the stag. It tried to move sideways as though to side-step him and get to Lily. The stag looked confused, staring at the doe but refusing to move.

“The fuck?” stammered James.

“Hang on a minute, hold your fuck – I’m the one annoyed about this. Is he trying to copy me? What does this mean?” said Snape, who sounded even more horrified than James.

“Copy you?” snorted James. “I conjure my Patronus first and you accuse me of fucking copying you? Are you thick as well as annoying?”

“I think we all know that the all brawn and no brain title- “ began Snape.

“And can I just state for the record your Patronus is smaller than mine?” interrupted James.

Sirius and Peter exploded in a fit of giggles, Emmeline and Dorcas joining in.

Snape and James stared at each other with loathing.

Probably my favourite (epilogue narrator):

The details of this entire episode are recorded elsewhere, but the outcome was that Snape was arrested and charged and lost his position in Hogwarts, much to everyone else’s relief.

What he did with himself after this is not on file, as it was of limited interest to most people.

[letraspal]

My nemesis.

Felt tip on photographic paper.

Art intervention by Simon Snow.

Inspired by one of my favorites fics “hold you close just like a photograph”

“[…]I decided to give him a spiky mohawk instead. Then I give him an eyepatch and a moustache that looks a lot like the Mage’s (he’d hate that). I give him pointy vampire fangs of course, and some bat wings to match. And then write the word “git” right over his forehead.”

And happy (belated) birthday to its author, the one and only @skeedelvee 🎂🥳

[chaoticree]

Drarry, but in a zombie apocalypse

If someone had told Harry that after fighting off voldermort, the darkest wizard of all time, he'd have to fight off zombies too, Harry would've gladly let voldermort finish him.

"Merlin Potter! Are you trying to get us all killed?" Draco yelled, shoving Harry into a small shop in diagon alley.

And as if fighting off zombies wasn't enough, the universe decided to test him by dumping Draco fucking Malfoy on him.

Well to be fair, he should be thankful because all Draco's done till now is save Harry's ass from getting bitten but is it worth listening to the pointy git constantly ramble on about how careless and stupid the savior of the Wizarding world is.

"I didn't ask you to save me! Bugger off, won't you?" Harry exclaimed shoving away from Malfoy, as much as he could given the limited space they had because looking at Malfoy's pale face and wide eyes was making Harry's head all fuzzy and he wondered just what about Malfoy had him running headfirst into anything and everything.

"Well, Potter, if I let you die, they're gonna pin it on me!" Malfoy yelled back, his lips turned downwards in a scowl, but the look of terror and the hint of worry in his eyes told a completely different story.

"Who Malfoy? Who's gonna blame you?" Harry roared getting all into Malfoy's face but in the hindsight that wasn't a good idea because who could've thought there would be so many light freckles adorning Malfoy's nose like constellations in the night sky.

"Well, your fans, obviously." He said, flipping his hand in a so-so motion like Harry was stupid for even asking something like that.

Harry opened his mouth to yell something back, but then suddenly a soft, cold hand was clamping down on Harry's mouth, silencing any words that Harry thought of throwing out.

Draco put a finger on his lip, motioning Harry to shut up and listen. He was about to say there was nothing to listen to except heavy rain outside and the occasional scream for help but then he heard it.

The sound of nails dragging on the door, right outside the shop they were stuck in.

'How many?' Harry asked wordlessly.

'Three I think' Draco motioned back.

Great, Harry thought. He was now stuck in a tiny room with Draco fucking Malfoy.

Harry glared at Malfoy, and Malfoy shrugged it off. He was right to do so. Harry knew it wasn't Malfoy's fault that any of this was happening. He'd had the brilliant idea to follow Malfoy, losing sight of Hermione and Ron, and now they were stuck here with zombies lurking right outside their door, waiting to feast on them.

"Potter," Malfoy whispered quietly, making Harry look up.

"They'll be alright," he said, fidgeting with his sleeve and looking anywhere but at Harry.

It took a moment for Harry to understand what Mafloy was talking about. Harry might be upset with the whole zombie situation, but more so, he was worried about Ron and Hermione. He had been trying to find them as quickly as possible, and in his haste, he'd given up all qualms about his own safety. He'd made it his mission to get to Ron and Hermione and all the while he focused on that, Draco protected his back and looked out for him.

Draco Malfoy, had worried for and kept Harry alive.

And now, the same Draco Malfoy was trying to calm Harry down.

"Stop it, your staring is making me uncomfortable," Malfoy muttered in a low voice, and Harry felt something tug at his heart.

Even under the dim light and hair coated with mud, Malfoy looked every bit ethereal as he did before. There was a smudge of dried blood on his right cheek, and for some reason, Harry wanted to wipe it off with his fingers. He ignored it and focused on Malfoy's torn shoe. He waved his hand over it, letting the magic mend the broken shoe and watched Malfoy's eyes widen at the wordless display of magic.

"Thanks, Malfoy." Harry said as they waited for the zombies to pass. He didn't signify what for but hoped that his tone could convey it all.

"Whatever, Potter," Malfoy muttered, but there was a tinge of red coating his cheeks. Harry smiled knowingly.

[doomedtwinkie]

"She. Did. NOT!" *le gasp in dramaqueen*

Draco painting Harry matching nails while ranting about his life/hobbies/Malfoy dramas™ was living rent free in my head for the last weeks.

Very important HC n°2 : Draco has secretly no issue with Gryffindor colors: red just don't go well with his complexion, thus preventing him from stealing about 80% of his boyfriend stuff to his absolute despair. (And yes he's completely owning being vain fashionable af)

Meanwhile Harry is an absolute lovesick fool that doesn't bat an eye (he's actually very smug about it) whenever clothes ✨mysteriously✨ disappear even when our national blond bitch at length about the state of his wardrobe. Also, pointy git™

[oldangryslytherin]

Imagine that everyone is in potions class and one of the ingredients calls for tears of orphan.

SNAPE: It appears that my stock has not been refilled..how....unfortunate...

*Everyone's head slowly turned to Harry*

EVERYONE:.......

EVERYONE:............

EVERYONE:.....................

DRACO: SHEAD SOME TEARS SCARHEAD PHOTTER! YOUR NOT MESING UP MY PERFECT POTIONS SCOR!!!

HARRY: I don't cry when my uncle beats me!! and I won't cry for you ya Pompous pointy git!!!

(He does, in fact, cry, but he's not telling malfoy that)

*Ron Grabs Harry in a Protective hug Whilst Hermione is already plotting murders for the Dursleys, they will not survive*

RON: ΟΥ YOU LOT OF SICK BLOODY FUCKING WANKERS FUCK OF!!! THIS ORPHAN IS MIONE'S AND MINE and Harry I Swear to Morgan's saggy tits your never going back thare

*Hermione Shakes her head vigorously Agreeing while scribbling down The most painful death that she's ever read*

-2008💚🩶💚🩶💚🩶💚

I LOVE THAT 😭 RON AND MIONE ARE MY LOVES

The rest of the class draco is just throwing random comments to try and make harry cry but harry is just rock solid lmao

After half the class he tells Malfoy Voldemort is also an orphan why not ask him lets send him a quick owl-

Snape: CLASS DISMISSED

[basiatlu]

Day 26: Melt

“Cleared: of all charges posed as a minor under duress per threat of life and magic - including that of being cursed with the Dark Mark. In concern for his war-influenced actions during residency of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry: the accused will be held no more responsible than that of his fellow peers: also cleared.

“In concern of Mr. Draco Lucius Malfoy’s nonfeasance during residency of his family home, the Wizengamot has ruled that after a careful evaluation of Pensieve evidence provided by one Harry James Potter, one late Severus Snape via dying declaration, and one Narcissa Malfoy née Black - recently acquitted: a requirement of 3 months probation and mandatory Mind Healer evaluation is to be completed by Mr. Malfoy and then verified by a Ministry-appointed specialist and probationary-auror guard.”

He was alive, with his wand, his soul, and the tattered remains of his dignity. It was… good, yes?

[renncandraw]

Happy birthday to this pointy git

If u saw this a second ago no u didn’t (I had a layer turned off on accident)

[drarryspecificrecsdaily]

2024.09.11

Complete fics posted on AO3 this day

1. Explosive Encounters by TotallyNotMagic [M, 31k]

►St. Mungo’s is far from unfamiliar territory for Harry Potter, but lately, he’s had the misfortune of repeatedly running into his childhood nemesis there. To make matters worse, London is under siege by a series of explosive attacks, and Harry’s boss has come up with the brilliant idea to assign a certain Healer to assist the Auror team. Years have passed since the war, and while Harry has taken up the mantle of an Auror, Draco Malfoy has completed his training as a Healer. Unforeseen circumstances have brought them back into each other’s lives, but after all this time, can they still be called enemies?

2. retrogade echoes by sectumsempra [E, 35k]

►during a particularly tricky case, harry found himself bumping into draco malfoy. but, really, there were more surprising things he found along the way. like the fact that draco malfoy was the dragon tamer waiting for him in romania.

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Fest/Exchange

1. The Malfoys vs. Family Counseling by Anonymous [T, 24k]

►When Lucius is released from Azkaban, Narcissa is seriously considering divorce unless the entire family agrees to attend family counseling. Draco wants nothing more than to keep his family together, even if that means agreeing to visit the only Mind Healer that’ll accept the Malfoys as clients — Harry Potter. And boy, is Potter rocking the hot therapist look! How on earth will Draco survive these sessions??? ★ HD Hurt-Comfort Fest 2024 | @hd-hurtcomfort-fest

2. Piece by Piece by Anonymous [E, 6k]

►Draco Malfoy has a secret and it is driving Harry crazy. So what else is supposed to do but don his trusty cloak and follow the pointy git through the streets of London? He is Harry Potter after all. ★ HD Hurt-Comfort Fest 2024 | @hd-hurtcomfort-fest

[eleadore]

Okay but this is honestly hilarious how Harry took one look at an inbred pointy git Draco Malfoy who torments him whenever he can, all for Harry to be like "yeah that's my man" and everyone being like "he's ugly but you do you Harry"

anon stop you re KILLING ME harry would NOT be like yeah thats my man he'd be like, 'wow malfoy's the worst and he's not even hot' but THE POINT IS he's saying this to the sheets while draco's going to town on his ass

[hd-hurtcomfort-fest]

Piece by Piece

Creator: TheBashfulPoet Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy Rating: E Word count: 6.5k

Warnings/Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Sex Worker Draco Malfoy, Light Angst, Protective Harry Potter, Harry Potter is Obsessed with Draco Malfoy, Fighting as Flirting, Pet Names, Blow Jobs, Rimming, Anal Fingering, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, or really just a tiny bit of plot, Soft Dom Harry Potter, Threats of Violence, Recreactional Drinking

Summary: Draco Malfoy has a secret and it is driving Harry crazy. So what else is supposed to do but don his trusty cloak and follow the pointy git through the streets of London? He is Harry Potter after all. Or a Sex Worker!Draco Malfoy and Protective!Harry Potter AU

Author's note:  Hello! Who would have thought that my first fic back in who knows how long would be a smutty Drarry one? Not me! I want to thank everyone who put together and ran the H/D Hurt Comfort Fest and made this story possible! You all were a dream to work with and the discord and absolute lifesaver. Another HUGE shout out to J for the last minute beta. This story would be in shambles without your careful eye. Prompt: Sold for Parts

***FIC PAIRING***

The Malfoys vs Family Counseling Fluff || T || 24.4k

*banner art by @basiatlu

[prettybirdy979]

Hugfest Fic: Aziraphale & Crowley - The Pointy End Goes The Other Way

For the Ace Omens Discord Server’s Hugfest 2024. Today’s prompt was ‘Accidental hug’. This can also be found on AO3 here

‘You know angel, most people put the pointy end in the other person. Not themselves.’

Aziraphale can’t help beaming when he looks up at the voice. ‘Crowley!’ he calls, gesturing to the bed beside him. ‘Crowley!’

The demon rolls his eyes behind his glasses and takes the offered seat. ‘You’re on the good stuff then?’

‘They wouldn’t let me skip it,’ Aziraphale complains. ‘Poured a whole bottle of some foul liquor down my throat. And now I can’t sober up because then it’ll hurt and they’ll give it to me again.’

Crowley huffs a laugh before snapping his fingers. The tent freezes around them.

Or the people of the tent? Tent people? People.

‘You’re on the really good alcohol,’ Crowley says, raising an eyebrow. ‘Come on then, I’m here to spring you from the glorious care of whatever poncy git you stabbed yourself to avoid stabbing.’

‘I did mean to stab him,’ Aziraphale says earnestly, as Crowley helps him up from the bed. ‘But he was only duelling because-’

Crowley cuts him off. ‘You stabbed yourself because you felt sorry for him?’

Aziraphale thinks this through for a moment. ‘No,’ he says finally. ‘I stabbed myself because I missed.’ 

He hopes he doesn’t sound as pleased as he feels about that.

Crowley shifts his grip on Aziraphale’s side. ‘You missed?’ 

‘I missed!’ 

Okay, that might have been too gleeful.

For a moment Crowley is silent. Then he begins to laugh. ‘You missed,’ he repeats. ‘You!’

‘Missed!’ Aziraphale agrees. ‘I’m not much of a swordsman anymore,’ he adds.

Crowley’s grip tightens for a moment, before he takes in a deep breath. ‘No, you’re not.’ He sighs and tries to adjust his grip at the same time Aziraphale tries to take a step forward.

‘Oop!’ Aziraphale says as Crowley loses his grip on him and he starts to fall sideways. This was not the right way to move.

‘Fuck,’ Crowley curses and then something - someone! - catches Aziraphale in a hug, stopping him from hitting the ground.

He looks up at Crowley and grins. ‘A hug!’ he says and leans into it. ‘Nice hug.’

‘Accidental hug,’ Crowley grumbles as he hauls Aziraphale back into an upright position. ‘Come on, let’s get you somewhere I can sober you up and we’ll get you healed.’

‘And drunk again,’ Aziraphale says. ‘It’s much more fun with you.’

Crowley goes a lovely shade of red at that and moves, so he’s not hugging Aziraphale anymore. Pity, Aziraphale was rather enjoying that. 

More hugs, he thinks as Crowley leads him away. Next time they’re drunk, more hugs. 

(it is surprising how many accidents an angel and a demon have over the years that end up with one of them holding the other. Very surprising indeed)