#poor Robin

[frownyalfred]

okay hear me out: a fic riffing off the “Robin meets the JL while Batman is away and bolts” post I made but it’s a horror fic told from Robin’s POV as he desperately tries to escape through Gotham, using every gadget and contingency Batman gave him, running to the point of collapse and then trying to turn around and do a last stand with Batman’s holdout from the deepest pocket on his belt, the one he promised B he’d only use if it was life or death, and —

and the big reveal is that the person who’s chasing him is Superman. who readers know and love as Clark Kent, but to a terrified Robin? to a Robin who was told in no uncertain terms to run and keep running if he ever saw him?

anyway, cue Clark getting a surprise hit of Kryptonite from the terrified twelve year old and then having to explain at the next League meeting why, and how, he terrorized Batman’s sidekick when he knew Gotham was off limits. and he has to explain to Batman, who is so righteously furious, so close to losing it then and there and bringing out the Kryptonite himself.

[little-annie]

🦃Happy Turkey Day 🦃

“Eddie, what the hell are you doing?” Steve giggles upon being dragged by his boyfriend to the bathroom of the Hopper-Byers home. 

They were in the middle of Thanksgiving Dinner, Steve was just dishing up another helping of mashed potatoes, and now, well.. Steve finds himself gasping when Eddie shoves him past the door, and against the vanity, forcefully turning his body so he's facing the mirror, only to be met with the smirking image of Eddie reflecting back at him.

“I, my love,” Eddie starts, only to grind his already hard cock against the clothed seam of Steve's ass, before he speaks with a wet rasp into the crook of Steve's neck, “am going to fuck you, in this awful pink pastel, disaster of a bathroom, and you,” he reaches around to squeeze Steve through the front of his slacks, “are going to be a good boy, and be quiet. Then, you'll let me come in your ass, so you can spend the rest of the evening waiting for me to eat it out of you when we get home.”

Eddie undoes the buckle of Steve's belt with practiced ease, doing the same with his own only a moment later, “How's that sound, Sweetheart?”

A needy whine is on the tip of Steve's tongue, and the bare press of Eddie can be felt on the now exposed, mole dotted skin of Steve's ass, when, unfortunately, the rasp of Robin's voice, hisses through the door, “I have to piss, and so help me god, Steve, if you're getting railed right now…”

[stervrucht]

Based on this picture

[steddiealltheway]

Robin doesn’t really understand why Keith thought giving out free candy canes as it got closer to Christmas would increase “customer engagement.” Until she witnesses Eddie coming into the store practically every time that Steve works a shift just to sit around and watch Steve in awe as he absentmindedly sucks on a free Family Video candy cane.

[hawkinsbnbg]

Steve: God, you're such a huge pain in the ass.

Eddie, leering: Sure am. Gonna beat your ass so hard—

Dustin: C'mon guys, stop arguing!

Robin, sighing wistfully: I wish they are.

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

It was a few weeks after the spring break from when Robin was able to finally check on her best friend.

Robin: My parents have finally lifted my punishment! Free at - Oh my God! Okay, I'm so glad you and Nancy worked things out, but I did NOT need to see that.

Steve was lying on the couch, someone's face at his neck, dark curly hair hiding it. The person was shirtless. Meanwhile, Nancy walked up behind Robin.

Nancy: Hey, Robin.

Robin whirled around, her eyes wide.

Robin: If you're there . . . *in a horrified whisper* . . . who's on top of Steve?

Robin turned around to find Eddie Munson sitting up and straddling her best friend's waist.

Eddie: Hey, Buckley!

Nancy: Really, I was gone for a minute, and you already have your tits out. You couldn't wait for me?

Eddie: Sorry, he looked good enough to eat.

Robin: Oh my God! Eddie's a guy!

Steve: *his voice thick with sarcasm* Eddie, why didn't you tell me you were a guy?

Eddie cackled.

[quqqy]

replaying subnautica right now and I'm finding a bit funny the fact that precursors elevators in game gently pull us up and down but when al-an lifted us onto the ship it almost looked like he just WANTED to beat us up 😭

[steventhusiast]

STWG daily prompt 23/9/23

prompt: summer camp

pairing/character(s): steddie, robin, dustin, will, lucas

CW: robin calls steve a whore but like. in her mind. and then a slut to his (and eddie's) face. but affectionately. they're besties.

-

"Robin, Robin!"

Robin's alone time is very rudely interrupted by a small group of pre-teens running over to her. Being a camp counsellor this summer has been fun, but she very much values her alone time by the lake. What can she say, she enjoys staring at the water and occasionally aggressively throwing pebbles into it.

So she may glare a little as she turns to look at the little terrors.

"What." She says more than asks.

Dustin, Will and Lucas are the boys standing before her, and the only one of them that doesn't wilt under her slight glare is Dustin. In fact, he lifts his head in retaliation and meets her gaze.

"We can't find Steve." He explains, and it's then that Robin notes the worry in the boys' eyes. She sighs, and fully turns away from the lake to focus on them.

"What do you mean you can't find Steve?"

"He said that he was gonna go get a change of clothes-" Lucas starts.

"And we were just gonna wait for him by the treetop course, but we wanted to get changed too-" Dustin continues.

"So we went back to the cabin and he's not there!" Will finishes.

God, this particular group has to be the weirdest group of pre-teens she's ever met. At least the rest of their 'party' aren't here, or the finishing-each-others'-thoughts thing would be a lot creepier.

"Okay, so," She starts, and gets up to start walking toward the cabins, the boys following her, "have you actually looked anywhere else before coming to me, or..?"

They stay silent at her words, and she sighs. The lack of an answer tells her everything she needs to know.

"You know he could have gone to the bathrooms? The cafeteria? One of the other cabins-"

She tops in her tracks as she cuts herself off. He wouldn't. That whore.

Before her precious lake-time, she was on an activity with some other counsellors, including none other than Eddie Munson. AKA Steve's summer camp fling. Who coincidentally also went to get a change of clothes a few minutes before Robin told Chrissy she needed a break and escaped to the lake. She bets he's also missing in action right now.

"Why don't you guys go back to the treetop course? I think I know where he is." She suggests to the kids, who immediately start protesting.

"What if he's hurt?"

"What if he needs help?"

"What if he got lost?"

She rolls her eyes at their worry. It's kind of cute, but so unnecessary. She knows exactly where Steve is (and Eddie, too).

"Don't worry. I know where he is." She says, and when that's not enough, continues, "Besides, if you run around with me you might miss the chance to go on the treetop course."

The kids run off in one direction, and she marches in the other toward the cabins.

Frankly, Steve's lucky the kids didn't think to check any of the other cabins. Especially Eddie's.

When she gets to cabin 5, she steels herself before going in. If they're doing anything nefarious, she's actually going to murder Steve. No. She'll murder Eddie for corrupting Steve. Steve never would have done something like this last summer.

"You better be decent!" She calls out as she loudly opens the door to the main room where the kids sleep. She starts toward the cabin leader's room with equally loud steps.

She just wants to give them as much time as possible to not be in a compromising position because... She does not want to see that.

"Heyyy, Robbie." Steve greets guiltily as she slowly opens the door to Eddie's room.

They're sat together on Eddie's single bed, cheeks flushed and polo shirts looking very rumpled. Eddie doesn't look guilty at all, with the wide and pleased grin on his face.

"Can't believe my alone time got cut short for this. Were you sluts planning on going back to your activities any time soon or were you just waiting for one of the kids to walk in on you?" She asks, one eyebrow raised.

Steve continues to look guilty, and Eddie snickers under his breath. How dare he.

"I'm serious! At least go into the woods behind the cabins!" She exclaims, and then shakes her head at them, "amateurs. Me and Chrissy would never."

[rebouks]

Hello Becca! So... I have been thinking 🤪 What if Robin's mutism is a self-defense mechanism. I mean, a way for him not to say things he might regret and/or things that could unveil his unique abilities? His mutism, however, seems to break upon disruptive events... Okay... I need to think this through.

And and... could I make some link between Cookie's traumatic experience while pregnant of Robin and Robin's abilities? Because that has crossed my mind but it seemed too farfetched so I sent it to my somnium archives not-likely theories shelf...

I am just rambling now so I will bid farewell 😉

Hmmmmmmmmmb.. who knows where he got his gift or how tbh! It could be something to do with Cookie, or maybe it's just one of those things.. I think I'm happy to leave that one up in the air 🤷‍♀️

I think his selective mutism is 50/50 though, like maybe it started cos of his confusion around what other people could/couldn't hear and being worried about saying certain things due to people's reactions but I still think half of it is just his brain and a bit of a mental block 🤔 He's definitely quieter than most due to thinking about what he says beforehand and judging how people will react though! If he's struggling to talk to someone, an emergency or someone doing something to distract him so he can't overthink (ie.. kicking him but pls no) usually breaks that block but sometimes he just uses it as a bit of an excuse not to talk to people lmaooooo

[ljreflet]

Ylang-Robin C-Support

Finally got around to writing another support for my OC, Ylang !

Sorry it's been a while, but I'm pretty happy with how this support turned out ! This one has a little bit of lore drop on how Ylang became a Pegasus Knight (but I'm planning on giving out the more detailed lore in Gaius' support haha)

Hope you guys enjoy this support ~

[witchcraftandburialdirt]

@agonizedembrace @kalijhomentethi

[empressofmankind]

The Vice-President

"I don't like violence, Bentham. I'm a businesswoman; blood is a big expense. But go over my head again - and I will resort to it."

[kid-blinks-eyepatch]

guys help my sibling and their goblin friend put on teen titans go

WHY DO THEY DO ROBIN LIKE THAT😭🤚

BRO TELLING HIM HIS PARENTS ARE ALIVE IS WILD😭🤚🤚

[simjaeyunsfav]

was watching robin’s backstory earlier holy shit why the fuck was it so sad 😭😭 shit made me feel so bad for her honestly like damn oda 💀

despite that I still had to chuckle at her crying face cuz look at it LMAOOO

[queenofpapayas]

Lookit this stuff I made

[ur-fav-pet]

Robin asks what you two are talking about so you give him the headphone. He's starting to question if you paying his rent is even worth it anymore. Corrupted Sydney would also like to hear but you'd never leave your gf vulnerable to that freak.

RIP Robin, he's deciding whether it's better to deal with Bailey than you. At least with Bailey it's not psychological torture.

c!Sydney wanting to hear.... no hun you're gonna be preying on my gf next and she is NOT up for a threesome!!