#incorrect stranger things quotes

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 14

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[rogueddie]

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Gareth: You really think we're going to like Steve Harrington just because he's your boyfriend?

Eddie: Nope!

Steve: *brings homemade devil shaped cupcakes for Hellfire like he's trying to be scout mom* Hi! 😊

Gareth: Goddamnit.

Eddie: That's why you're going to like Steve.

Jeff: It's like someone used magic to turn a golden retriever into a human.

[harringtonandbuckley]

Steve: I love murder mysteries

Eddie, trying to impress Steve: I've been a suspect in four murder cases

[shieldofiron]

Wayne Munson is Mother, pass it on.

[headcanonthings]

Steve: Today I realized I'm old Robin: What happened? Steve: I fell in the park and instead of laughing, Dustin came running to see if I was ok Robin: Steve: I saw fear in his eyes

[fandsart]

[Steddie textpost]

[deadtothebones]

They have been dating for a year, Steve almost dumps him for it

[princessdave]

Steve, a superstitious jock who just realized he’s only won fights in his Scoops uniform: I’m telling you Robin, it’s science

Robin: how are slutty sailor uniforms going to help us beat Vecna?

Steve: what were you wearing when you cracked the Russian code?

Robin: oh shit

Kas!Eddie: *immediately passes out when he sees season 3 babygirl Steve come into the upside down*

[momofadhd]

Pre Vecna

Eddie: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Steve: I do have a sense of humor you know

Eddie: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Steve: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 5

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[rogueddie]

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Robin: You know, as a lesbian, I've never hit on a guy before.

Steve: *squints* Where is this going?

Robin: I'm just saying, what? Because I'm a lesbian I'm not allowed to hit on a guy.

Steve: *confused* No one's stopping you?

Robin: *checks her watch* Next guy that comes in.

Steve rolls his eyes. The bell above the store rang as Eddie walked through the door. Steve froze, and Robin grinned.

Steve: Oh, no.

Eddie walked towards Steve, but then Robin pushed her way in front of him.

Robin: *winks* Hey, pretty boy, you're talking to me today.

Eddie: Okay, what is this?

Robin: Your hair looks great. . . I kind of just want to sink my fingers into it. . . Pull on it in all the right ways. . .really make you scream. . .big boy.

Eddie: *panicking* Am I in the wrong universe?! Is today opposite day? What memo did I not get? Steve, Robin, did you actually manage to switch bodies, or is that still just a joke?

Robin: Are those new pants? They look good on you.

Eddie: *shrieks*

Robin: . . . They'd look better on Steve’s floor.

Steve: Robin!

Eddie: *sighs in relief* Thank God!

Steve: She's not wrong, though. You are a pretty boy, your hair looks great, and your pants definitely would look better on my floor.

Eddie: 😳

[love-byers]

no one:

mike at the airport: oh, are your FRIENDS gonna meet us there? your new friends? will's new friends that aren't me? will's girlfriend? is will's girlfriend gonna be there? will has a girlfriend doesn't he

[radical-ghostface]

Dustin: ARE YOU-

Eddie: Fucking.

Dustin: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Eddie: Fucking.

Dustin: IDIOT!

Robin: …What was that?

Eddie: Steve banned Dustin from swearing, so I’m helping him out.

[xstevex-world]

Steve: Myself and Robin are best friends.

Robin: Platonic soulmates, if you will.

Steve: We share everything.

Robin: Food-

Steve: Clothes-

Robin: Music taste-

Steve: taste in women-

Robin: gender-

Steve: a single brain cell-

Robin: the only thing we don’t share is an interest in men.

Steve: *holding Eddie’s hand* damn my bisexuality for ruining something so perfect.