#programmer humour

[nerdymemes]

[gingerlamppost]

eye ahm prograymer

[computer-nerd-girl]

Honestly I can be both, it really depends on the day 🤷‍♀️

[novelties-and-notions]

My name is Mr. Turnip, And many years ago I starred on children’s BBC: A much beloved character Whom some of you may know.

In very early television I made my name and pay, But fashions change And I was sacked: I faded right away.

But Mr. Turnip did not die: I’m here to tell the story: From my stone house With just one room, Away from fame and glory.

I like to tend my garden, And I write a verse or two, So I’m hoping now To make new friends, If only just a few…

I make up rather silly rhymes (Perhaps you heard a rumour?) Like limericks, And clerihews, With wordplay and with humour.

So do come in and have a cup – The kettle’s almost boiling; We’ll pass the time In play with rhyme, And that will keep us smiling. (Yes I know it doesn't rhyme… 😀)

[eddiebrockrambles]

Well, I must admit, those Symbrock polls went better than I thought…

The 50/50 split on one with 74 votes was interesting!

So let’s have another.

(18+ only, kink)

Eddie is restless and affected after accidentally uncovering a kinky sex ‘scandal’ (well, mostly just because it was during office hours). He’s not been able to get a rise out of Venom.

Also: I’d love to hear what you think would happen!

[wassupwassuppartypeople]

in excel you can either click two buttons with your mouse! orrrrrr just use a shortcut and very easily press 8 keys on your keyboard!!! cmd + option + control + shift (both of them) + W + T + F

[thebirdandhersong]

Laufey's 'Bewitched' album is literally holding my hand and holding me together right now fr lol

[number-1-kuaidul-fanboy]

Bad Theory: Spectre got into programming because its structured by trees that have parents and children.

[writerofweird]

Why I Still Have A VCR

I still have a VCRBut it’s only for one VHS Which I watch once a yearThe date doesn’t matterAs long as it’s once a year It’s not on streamingIt’s not on DVD Sally Slither’s Garden:A Bunch of Beans and Four Other Stories Not enough TV shows use “stories” instead of “episodes” It’s a UK puppet showAbout a puppet snakeAlways smilingIn a garden made of crepe paperWith all her plant and vegetable…

[nerdymemes]

[johnboukou]

[email-core]

hey Quora I want to open source my dick pics...should I licence them under Apache, MIT, or Creative Commons?

[nijuukoo]

It feels surreal to see this out there, in the wild, and being played by real people. It feels like a dream--a crazy fever dream that's been going on for years and now Date Everything! is officially live on all platforms, and I am so immensely proud of everyone involved in this game ♥

This is Sassy Chap Games' first project, and I could not be more humbled to be a part of it. Everyone poured their soul, their excitement and humour into this. This isn't just a dating sim; it's one giant love letter to creative passion, to artistry, and to self-expression. It's a celebration of artists and creators of all forms and backgrounds, from programmers to writers, from artists to cosplayers, and from musicians to voice actors.

Long thank you ahead, as well as character spoilers if you wanna go in blind!!

I wanna give a huge, immense thank you to my art team: Tay, Pejnt, Renoni, Elle, Debz, Palea, Cael, Helly, Nick, Mel and Shenae. This game is jam packed with so much beautiful hand-drawn artwork, and I'm so lucky to have worked with such incredible artists to complete all those gigantic spreadsheets of assets TuT Thank you all for all your hard work. I love that I can recognise who did what based on the styles, and I’m so happy that people will see your uniqueness in this project.

A big shout out to Jay, our 3D modeler, and Clara, our animator, who are so incredibly skilled at what they do. The house is beautiful, as is the world outside, and you both did such a wonderful job giving all the Dateables a roof to live in, and a cosy world for the players to roam. For a game that takes place in one location, you’ve made it feel like a whole world.

The characters would not be complete without the creative minds of the writing/narrative team. William Hinz, Jay Choi, Souha, Logan Burdick, Brendan Blaber, Dom Dinh, Devin Connelly, TJ Young, Nick Thurston, Sam Ortiz, Julia McIlvaine, Ray, Robbie, Amanda--oh god i know im missing a handful Q_Q but damn, the amount of work and creativity needed to create so many branching stories, endings, and weaving together relationships amongst various characters--that's such a feat that I was lucky enough to see develop behind the scenes <3 I can't wait to play the game myself to find out how the stories have changed and ended up--it's a very funny feeling to be involved in the game so intimately and yet i still only know about 10% of the characters’ full stories, and I know i'm going to be surprised when I play through this myself XD.

Thank you to our composer and maestro, Garrett Williamson, and his team of music masters--the OST is absolutely incredible, so unique, and mind-blowing to know that all our dateables have their own theme that's beautifully reflective of their personalities, theme and stories even without needing to see them. You are insane at what you do, and i know you and i can volley compliments back and forth until the end of time, but I get the last word on this blog: you are an absolute beast at music, sir, and I can't wait for the rest of the world to know your big music brain.

All of these amazing assets would just remain a big ol’ pile of assets if it weren’t for the incredible dedication, time, and energy of our programming team headed by Thiago Moreira. You and Sam Reinhart are so crucial to making this happen, for piecing things together, for making things move and animate, and for fixing all the bugs as they arise. Oh my god, all the bugs. You guys are some of the chillest people I’ve ever met, and y’all been such a rock for everyone when things go awry.

A shout out to Greg Batha and “MsMinotaur” Adriel. This game literally would not have gotten off the ground without you two at the very beginning. Y’all the OG team, and I am so happy I got to meet the two people who built the launch pad that started this whole thing.

To the producers, and the brains behind this crazy game--Ray Chase, Robbie Daymond, Max Mittelman, and Amanda Hufford--You guys are absolute legends. Thank you for so many years of pitching the game, and keeping the idea alive through the blurry years that was 2019-2022. It's crazy to think how I first knew y'all as game characters from FFXV almost ten years ago, and now you guys are game producers. Amanda, you are such a fun energy to be around, and it was so incredible working with you on your characters (Thank you again for the big brain behind Eddie and Volt--I will never get over them.) Thank you for your voices, your writing, the long hours, the organisation, and for keeping everything so exciting! Y'all form the absolute bedrock of this thing. Thank you for believing in the team, and weathering through the obstacles to keep this party going. this would not have come to fruition without you guys at our backs.

I love all of you, and i know this is just the beginning ❤️

[dandelionsprout42]

"Please return to Grand Theft Auto V, we're begging you, please come back, we miss you so much!"

:/

[thebluediner]

ACADEMIC RIVALS WITH BILLIE

•billie who never sits infront in all your classes together unlike you but somehow still gets the same marks as you and sometimes even better.

•billie who makes it a point for the both if you to compare your marks everytime you get a test back.

•billie who smirks and nods her head in humble defeat when you get a higher mark than her. " you got me this time princess"

•billie who comes over to the library not to study but to annoy you with whatever subject she seems fit for that day.

•billie who often whispers words of encouragement that cross the line sometimes. " if you get a higher score than me I may just fuck you as a reward"

•billie who makes inappropriate comments towards you when she catches you studying or reading alone to which she later retaliates and say she's joking."have I ever told you how sexy you look when you're focused" "this sight alone made so horny " " don't look at me like that I was just humouring you I swear "

•billie who always sits next to you in exam rooms just so she can watch you work through the exam.

•billie who joins you at the teachers take when you're fighting for an extra mark.

•billie who wears a smug grin on her face when a teacher refers you to her if you wanted help and they were busy.

•billie who is highkey cocky about how effortlessly smart she is.

•billie who get's shocked when you one day rank higher than her in your entire year.

•billie who takes a load of some of your books when you walk down a crowded hallway blabbering about how she has read some of the books at some point of her life.

•billie who partners with you for group projects because she knows you don't particularly like presenting infront of the class.

•billie who finds it funny when you get annoyed because she answers questions without picking her hand up when you've had your up for a while

•billie who is the school president while your the vice president so you're almost always together.

•billie who proudly congratulates you when you've done better than before. " proud of mama" " you did very good "

•billie who invites you over to her house for when you need to plan an school programmes together.

•billie who starts stupid arguments knowing they'll rile you up for her own enjoyment.

•billie who sees you without your glasses once and internally looses her mind. she starts to uncontrollably blush, her leg bouncing up and down and her heart fluttering.

•billie who sometimes think it's funny to grab whatever worksheet you're working on and runaway with it making you scream her name aloud infront of the school. "billie I'm not playing give it back !" " eilish stop it!" " oh that's new you should call me that more often kinda fuck with it "