#puppy plays sdv

[clumsypuppy]

paid 25 walnuts for my top surgery

[luvvyouforever]

Hello, could I request Stardew Valley Sam relationship headcanons with a female reader? Sfw and nsfw, please and thank you!

absolutely! <3

sdv sam boyfriend headcanons ౨ৎ

content: fluff, cheesy things, nicknames, cuddling, overstimulation, dom/sub mention, nudes, praise, fantasies. author's note: i've never actually romanced or married sam in sdv but i did research for this so i hope it's somewhat accurate hehe

sfw:

-loves doing cheesy stuff with you! like if you see any internet couple trend you wanna do, he would jump at the opportunity to do with you!! is just totally not afraid to show his love for you, even if it can be a little corny at times.

-he probably calls you "babe" and "baby" a lot! they're easy pet names that roll of his tongue easily. tbh, he probably uses them more than your actual name! if he's addressing you all flirtatiously, he uses "cutie." i think he also likes coming up with a very special nickname for you that comes from an inside joke.

-will totally write and dedicate songs to you, are you kidding me?? and oh my god he's so cute and cheesy with it too. like, when you guys have just started to flirt and get closer to each other, you're hanging out at sunset on the pier or he's watching you excitedly play video games on his bedroom floor and he looks at you all puppy-eyed and says, "i could write a song about you." and it becomes a phrase he uses for those extra special moments in life.

-loves watching you support him and his band. seeks you out in the crowd, points to you, and makes eye contact with you through the whole show. pleaseee make a t-shirt with the band name on it and wear it around him. he's never been more in love.

-when he's working at joja, he's totally the kind to have you come over and just hang around him while he's at work. does morris find it incredibly annoying that the farmer trying to put him out of business is distracting one of his only workers? yes, but are you gonna stop? no, your bf needs company!

-speaking of keeping him company, his love language is def quality time. feels so loved when you just want to spend time with him, regardless of what you're doing. he's so happy just to have you in his room while he's playing games or playing the guitar and you can work on whatever you'd like! just loves your presence and really values it.

-would also be incredibly happy if you got along with abigail and sebastian. those are his best friends and bandmates! he invites you to their practices and hang outs and he feels his heart grow a little wider when you're laughing with everyone like you've been there the whole time.

-likes doing things around the farm with you! he might not be the best at some of the chores (aka he once pulled up an entire patch of carrots thinking they were ready to be harvested...they were not), but he's gonna offer to help anyway! maybe give him the job of petting all your cows and pigs and chickens, or collecting the honey from your beehives.

-learns your favorite song on guitar and plays it for you when you've been having a bad day. he's so sweet.

-is such a cuddle bug. before he moves into the farmhouse, he always sadly leaves you at night and looks back at you with a pout on his face the whole walk home. you laugh at his antics from the porch, but really, you get the best sleep when you both are a tangled mess of limbs with the blankets folded beyond recognition.

-he is such a typical skater bf. tries to teach you to skateboard and holds your arms really steady as he pulls you along the sidewalk outside of his house. he's so encouraging and keeps telling you, "look! you're doing it! you're doing so good!" if you fell, he would ask if you're okay and if there's no injuries, he will let out a little giggle.

-he really wants to support you when you go into the mines. even goes as far as offering to come with you! he lasts through the slimes and the flying bug things, but the minute he sees the ghosts and the skeletons and the golems, he's finding the next elevator and leaving immediately. shouts "you got this babe!" from the top of the cave.

-loves putting you in and see you in his clothes. if it's cold, he likes wrapping you up in his jacket. if you're sleeping over, will not hesitate to offer one of his shirts to wear. if you're in the saloon watching him play pool, he offers you his denim jacket to wear. it's not really a possessive thing, but more so a "ohmygodyoulooksocute" thing.

-gets cuteness aggression with you, tbh. like when you've woken up in the morning engulfed in oversized hoodies and sweatpants with a tired pout on your lips, he just wants to bite you and squeeze you.

-forgets everything. poor baby. like his memory is just awful and he won't forget the chords to your favorite song or how to do a trick on the skateboard that impressed you early on, but he will forget to set out food to thaw for dinner and he will forget to put the newest batches of wine into the shipping box.

-really finds your connection with his family to be incredibly important. like he would be okay if you didn't click well with his friends, but if you weren't playing with vincent on the living room floor or helping jodi wash the dishes after dinner, he would be a little more than turned off.

-if you're the type of person to mess with lewis and steal his purple shorts and use them in every event, he's right behind you. giggles when the only thing you've brought for the showcase is his shorts and even stalls him while you place them in the box. loves getting all the town gossip from you too!

-sam just really wants to be with someone who appreciates his presence, who is willing to be a part of his life, and someone he can have a lot of fun with. he just loves loving you and he makes sure you know that too.

nsfw:

-i don't think sam's got a lot of experience tbh. i don't think he's entirely new to the concept of sex, as in i don't think he's a virgin, but he's just on the younger side in a small town where everybody knows everybody!

-that's not to say that he doesn't know what he's doing with you. in a more modern stardew valley world, he's likely consumed at least some kind of pornography (probably in normal sdv too, idk what they get up to at nightime), and also knows what gets him going.

-he's also a quick learner and adaptable. if you don't like something he's doing, he wants you to guide him to where you want him. once you've taught it to him once, it becomes second nature after that.

-is really allllll about pleasure during sex. he can't really put up with teasing or edging too long because damn it, let the man make you feel good! would much prefer to overstimulate both you and himself than deny both of your pleasures.

-in fact, he actually thinks overstimulation is hot both for you and him. you'd have to tug him off of you because he just never wants you to stop feeling good. he thinks seeing your scrunched up face and hearing your intense moans is soooo hot. as for him, he loves when you keep touching him even after he's came. whether it's with your hand or mouth or pussy, he doesn't care. he loves the way it feels.

-is such a sucker for lingerie. when he's not with you in bed and really needs to jerk off, he imagines stripping you down, starting with your pants, then moving to his band t-shirt that he throws to the side, revealing the prettiest, lacy set underneath that makes his mouth water.

-definitely fucks to music and even makes a CD to play while you guys are having sex. it's a combination of songs he loves, songs that fit the mood, and songs you love. he just likes having the background noise accompanying your moans.

-can really either be more dominant or more submissive. i see him as a very sweet, soft dom though. he's calling you all kinds of cute names and adorning your body with a billion kisses and encouraging you to cum for him or to cum another time and then he's caressing your body really gently while he slides in. as for being submissive, he just thinks there's something so hot about a strong woman taking lead. he'll listen to you like a puppy and thrives on praise.

-speaking of praise, the man lives and breathes it. tell him how good he's doing, let him know that you're feeling fucking amazing. in turn, he'll spill compliment after compliment, so many, in fact, that you have to tell him to hush.

-kinda thinks the thrill of you and him fucking in his bedroom is so hot. it's late at night, the rest of the house is definitely asleep, but you're giggling and sneaking in through the window and kissing him so his moans are subdued.

-i think sam really needs to be with someone who thinks hands/fingers are hot, can i say that? like the man plays guitar so his fingers are long and slender and i feel like he's got these nice veins that pop out when he plays, and he blushes when you can't stop staring at them, imagining all the things those hands could be doing right then.

-regardless of whether he's feeling more dominant or submissive, he's so incredibly needy. when he's in the mood, he's touching you all over from the minute the both of you are home to the minute you fall asleep after having sex. he's whispering pleases and giving you these big puppy dog eyes. he's all pouty when you have to get him to stop touching you, like when he's at work or when you're at the saloon.

-if you imagine a modern sdv with phones, he's such a sucker for nudes. before he moves in, when you're in separate bedrooms, you'll surprise him with a pic of you in his t-shirt lifted up to show what's underneath. he responds within seconds, telling you how pretty you are. it just grows from there. he's soooo the kind of guy to send you videos of him touching himself. and cumming too.

-really loves you riding him i think. he's a boob guy and likes having them right there in front of his face. he's running his hands all over you and groping you and throwing his head into your chest. i think he's also down to try 69ing. both of you get pleasure while also giving pleasure??? he's all for it.

-before you actually make a move and have sex with him, he's all about sloppy makeouts in his bed. you've snuck into his room after jodi went to bed and he has you perched in his lap, making out to some kind of soft rock music.

-is such a sucker for hickies too. while he does try to hide them the day after, he just love seeing your handiwork in the mirror the morning after. he gets needy again seeing the huge purple and red splotches on his neck and touches them while reminding himself how he got them. would send you a picture too with a winky face and a cheeky comment hehe.

-i think he has a lot of fantasies in his head. like he adores you for how you are, but when he's by himself, he's imagining these scenarios like rockstar x fan backstage or, dare i say, professor x student (w you as the professor of course). he'll be so ashamed to admit these out loud, but once you encourage him enough, he gets so excited and makes it an entire production.

hope you enjoyed! (i might need to romance sam on my next farm)

[writingdungeon]

SDV Bachelor domestic headcanons

MDNI

Just some headcanons, not anything nsfw but they are adults, and I hit the zaaaaa so these will be dumb, like dumb dumb

Alex:

He has full-on elbowed you when he woke up a few times. Forgive him he's not used to sleeping with someone and he likes to stretch when he wakes up. 

If you have a dog he’s definitely buying one of those running leashes, the one that goes around the hips. Who will tire who out first?

Usually the dog gives out first, and he carries them back home cooing at them like they are a baby… they are

Modifies your home with Robin's help so George and Evelyn can visit

Evelyn, how did you feed this boi? He’s burning through calories 

Especially after helping pick up the farm work…. Sweaty Alex… Cowboy lookin fine ass… Horny jail….

Elliott:

Journals EVERYWHERE, all of them have different ideas, title workings, and little ideas that just popped into his head.

Sits on the front porch head in hand watching you pick fruit, mumbling something like

From tiny seeds to branches high. With gentle hands, they pluck the prize.

Loves to shower with you, he just holds you helps wash your hair, and scrubs your back. Tell you how pretty/handsome you are.

Bought you both matching bathrobes

Tell me he doesn't sleep with a bonnet, look at that silky hair. 

Matching silk pillowcase as well

I imagine this man is a mover in his sleep, and wakes up lookin like the Peter Griffin dead pose meme

Harvey:

The first night yall are married he cant sleep, he's just watching you. Playing with your hair giggling like he was high, he was high of how happy he was.

Has just as many self-care products if not more then Elliott, his mustache looks sculpted, you don't get that look without gel and a little mustache comb

He has a little pocket mustache comb you bought him as a joke but he loves it

Wears an apron when he cooks. Wait where did his go? Why is there a maid one in its place.... Horny Jail....

Charges you for passing out or almost dying to fund his therapy visits, you caused this farmer, look at the gray hairs.

Silver fox Harvey that's all I'm saying

Sebastian:

Good luck getting out of bed, hes like a fuckin backpack

Wakes up eyes not even open just pawing around for whatever hes trying to find.

Eyes are all bloodshot cus he was up all night working, sitting on the porch with his coffee, smoking, petting your pet

Doesn't fully wake up till about high noon

Helps out on the farm, but still does his own thing.

Stays out late with Sam and Abigail practicing for their upcoming gig, you both usually see each other returning home around one am

Momma Boi still goes to Robins for dinner every now and again

Sam:

Puppy at your heels, you go one way hes there. Forgot something? Turn around and trip over his feet

Loves living on the farm with you because now he can crank the tunes all the way up, and you can hear his speakers while you're in the field

Falls asleep anywhere, the porch, the couch, lying down in the grass with the dog/cat

If you cooked it hes eating it, he does the same for his mom

When Kent is back he babysits Vincent some nights

Speaking of, when he Vincent and Jas all get together good luck on the unsuspecting person about to get pranked.

Shane

Its law you adopt Jas, i said it, it cant be broken

Taking Jas to school, returning and helping you with the farm

He and Jas chant “Pizza,Pizza,Pizza” over and over when you ask what is for dinner

Warm, squishy, cuddly, bear hugs in the morning. Hes another backpack boi

When he's awake though, unless you are at home, light PDA

Works with Haley to learn his video camera more, its another hobby to keep him busy

First time seeing you wearing one of his shirts, the shirt is no longer on you… Horny Jail…

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Can I request some Bachelor/Bachelorett's of your choice asking the farmer to be their partner at the flower dance? It'd be cute if they could ask us instead of the farmer always taking the initiative

Bachelors/ettes of my choice? Hmm, since it's my choice here, I've chosen.... All SDV marriage candidate :D

Thanks for the ask, dear anon! Enjoy! 🫰💕

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SDV bachelors/ettes asking Farmer to be their dance partner at the Flower Dance:

SDV bachelors:

Alex:

Alex tries to make Farmer's question sound casual.

Something like, "Hey, I'd like to ask you to be my dance partner, but if you say no, that's okay, it won't hurt me in any way."

(He can't fool himself, It will make him sad if Farmer says no).

So the athlete almost jumped up on the spot with joy when Farmer agreed. But he tried to play it cool.

"So, shall we go and take our place on the dance floor?"

Alex was so happy, and started to get a little nervous not to mess it up.

Elliott:

"Farmer, my friend! I've been preparing for this celebration for a couple of days now, and I would be immensely happy if you would honoring me of agreeing to be my dance partner."

Elliott hopes the invitation wasn't too pompous. Otherwise, the writer was already worried he'd ruined everything.

Maybe Farmer already had a partner and Elliott with his speech made them feel pressured and awkward?

But Farmer's smile and nod of agreement said otherwise.

"Really? Oh, delightful! Then let's go rehearse our moves before the festival starts." Words can't describe how happy Elliott is.

Sebastian:

Because Sebastian doesn't really like dancing in public, asking someone to dance is a big step for him.

No, for real. Farmer must be a very dear friend to him (or maybe something more), if the local emo stepped out of his comfort zone to ask them to dance.

And his efforts paid off - Farmer agreed without delay.

Now, even the spring sun and heat will not spoil Sebby's mood.

Sam and Abigail start teasing Sebastian a little bit (affectionate) that he'll now have a silly smile on his face all day long.

Sam:

Sam is simply the epitome of a golden retriever who can get anything he wants with his charm alone. (Sam doesn't realise it himself, but still).

And even though he's a little nervous, it doesn't hurt his charm at all.

"Hey, Farmer. I've been thinking... Would you be interested in becoming my dance partner? If you don't mind."

Look at his puppy dog eyes, warm smile and slightly pink cheeks. How could you say no to him?

Here, Farmer didn't refuse either.

"Super! Thanks a lot! Let's take our positions then, we're about to dance!"

Harvey:

It took Harvey about fifteen or twenty minutes to gather the will to dare to ask Farmer to dance.

It seemed like an easy task for a doctor, but his throat was immediately dry and his heart was pounding frantically in his chest.

"Farmer, I was wondering if you'd like-" "To dance with you? Sure thing, Harvey!"

Well, that was easier than he thought. And why was Harvey getting worried over nothing?

Now, the only thing left for him to do was to wait for the dance to start and hope Harvey didn't step on Farmer's foot out of excitement.

Shane:

To be honest, Shane didn't dare ask Farmer for fear of rejection.

But eventually Jas intervened, telling Farmer that "uncle Shane wants to talk to you" ("Jas!").

Well, since the conversation is already inevitable, Shane has to ask them.

"Do you want to be my dance partner?" "Of course, Shane, I'd love to!"

The heck, what... Why was it so easy?

Now they're both dancing, he can't believe it! Shane is pleased.

(In the background, Jas smiles at her uncle and Farmer as they both walk to the dance floor).

SDV bachelorettes:

Leah:

Probably, of all the candidates present, Leah is the calmest. Why make something up when you can just ask them straight out?

"Hey, Farmer. If you don't have a dance partner, we can dance together."

The artist was quite okay to take no for an answer.

Still, glad that Farmer agreed to her request.

"Cool. I'll get us a good spot so we don't bake directly in the sun while dancing."

Honesty and calmness are key to her success.

Penny:

Yoba, give her strength and courage...

Penny was embarrassed to even look in Farmer's direction, let alone start a conversation with them.

Someone she knows should help nudge her to ask Farmer (Emily or Maru).

The young teacher was so nervous, she didn't even notice that Farmer smilingly agreed to her offer to be a dance partner.

Wait, what? She heard everything right? They said yes?

Oh well... then Penny went to get prepared (get prepared mentally not to faint from happiness).

Abigail:

"Ugh, stupid Flower dance... Mum made me wear this dumb dress again..." *notices Farmer* "Hey, Farmer~ Do you have a dance partner already?"

Abigail isn't really shy, to be honest.

Won't ask Farmer directly about dancing, but her hints are impossible not to recognise.

She was terribly relieved that Farmer agreed and immediately grabbed their hand, dragging them towards the dance floor.

Abby hopes her mother wouldn't think that she liked dancing now, or Caroline would want to take her to aerobics later.

Maru:

Maru was still practising her speech to Farmer from a day ago. She was really hoping that they would agree to dance with her at the festival.

That doesn't change the fact that even though she was prepared, Maru was a little nervous for fear of rejection.

Still, until you ask them, you won't know, right?

When Farmer approached her on their own, Maru finally asked them.

The young inventor's fears were in vain: the Farmer said yes immediately!

Oh, she couldn't wait to take her place to dance with Farmer!

Emily:

Emily is just overjoyed! A beautiful day, a beautiful atmosphere, a beautiful forest... The spirits are favouring them today.

Oh, there's the Farmer! She immediately ran up to them to ask them to dance.

The blue-haired girl was too excited to even think about the fact that Farmer might refuse her....

But that wouldn't happen, because Farmer agreed without hesitation!

Emily, even more overjoyed, immediately took them to the dance floor, letting them rehearse the dance together before festival starts.

Haley:

"Farmer. I'm you want, I might dance with you~"

Haley doesn't know if her charm will work, since last year she refused to dance with them. Yeah, awkward...

So she won't be surprised if they turn her down. But will be surprised when Farmer immediately agrees.

"Great! Then we need to rehearse to make everything perfect. I've already been Flowers Queen for a few years, I don't want to give up the title."

Haley doesn't care about the title anymore, she's dancing with Farmer! Hee hee~

[deepestnightcolor]

✩⁺₊✩☽⋆Kinkmas - 8th of December⋆☾✩⁺₊✩

ᴀ/ɴ: Day eight, are you still around? I would be excited for you to be, and the next person behind the door is, too, I am pretty sure of that! Thank you so much for your time, I appreciate it! Do you like the holiday season, by the way?

ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢ: Alex (SDV) x Fem!Reader

ᴡᴄ: 3649 words

ᴍᴅɴɪ ✧ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ: it is very domestic until its not, dirty talk, free use, degredation, teasing, manhandling, creampie, pining for you, mentions of exhibitionism.

Decorating your home with you had something so entirely domicile about it that it pulled at his heartstrings. Seeing you walk around in a Winterstar Sweater made by his beloved grandma, lovingly decorating the windowsills and the fireplace, even hanging up little ornaments all over the house – it just did something to him. The house smelled like hot cocoa and pine needles from the tree he had just set up in your living room and he heard Winterstar music play in the background, only adding on to these already strong feelings. Your eyes were shining so sweetly, making him sigh out loud. Yoba, he was in love with you. He had always thought that he was the happiest working out, and then you had come along, taking his emotions and giving them a good swirl. He remembered the day he had realized that he was in love with you – Granny Evelyn had been worried because he had had refused his breakfast. And now, look you, look at him. He was wearing a matching sweater, following you throughout the house with a box of decorations like a dutiful puppy.

You loved the winter holidays. Alex did, too, but even more so did he love you being absolutely in love with the season. He hadn’t minded sitting on the couch for hours to cut out some DIYs you had seen on Pinterest, had watched every soppy movie that had made you swoon, and now he was helping you place ornaments on the tree. “You sure chose a big one this year,” you chuckled, looking up at the tree. Alex puffed out his chest in joy, grinning at you wiggling his eyebrows. “Well, you’ve got a big living room and a big boyfriend. It only made sense that you get a big tree, too,” he grinned, reaching into the box to pick out a new ornament, just for his hand to come back empty. “Seems like we are out of decoration.” “Only the star is missing,” you told him, cradling it in your hands with such a care that it made his heart swell. You held it toward him, nodding to the tip of the tree. “Can you put it on? I won’t be able to reach it,” you smiled, eyes catching the fairy lights wrapped around the tree. Oh, Yoba. He just loved you. “I know a way to fix that,” he cooed, not allowing you to inquire about his hint, instead wrapping his big arms around your legs, lifting you high enough in the air for you to reach the top of the tree. The squeal that left you made him chuckle, pressing you firmly to his body – there was no way in hell that he would drop you, after all. “Can you reach it?” He asked when he didn’t feel you move after all, cheek pressed against your bare legs. Another nice perk of visiting you at your house, you didn’t usually bother wearing pants, especially when your top was long enough to cover your crotch, like the sweater did. Don’t blame the maker, though! She only had had Alex as a reference, which meant that the sweater reaching your thighs had been accepted with a hearty laugh. “Y-yeah,” you stammered, making Alex’s eyebrow quirk. What had gotten you so shy all of a sudden? His head tilted upward, and that’s when he saw it. You weren’t wearing pants, yeah, he knew that one. And it had seemed like you hadn’t bothered to put on panties, either. The way blood rushed to your boyfriend’s cock should have made him feel ashamed – the grey sweats that had been comfortable just moments before suddenly feeling like a prison. “You are…” “I know,” you laughed awkwardly, brain not taking long to realize what he had seen. Something else that didn’t take long was you finding yourself pressed against a wall, Alex’s muscular arms boxing you in with ease. “You did know that I was comin’ ‘round today, didntcha?” “Y-eah,” you murmured, lower lip caught between two sets of pearly whites, still a little breathless, too, with how fast you had been man-handled into this new position. “And you still decided not to wear panties?” He asked on, his thick thigh urging yours open to comfortably take position between them. “I-“ you began, swallowing thickly. Alex tilted his head, his fingers having found your nipples through the wool of the sweater, giving the nub a gentle pinch. Fuck, you were so hot, and you being flustered only added to it. “You?” He asked, his hand on its way to trail down further, hooking under the fabric of the hoodie, finding your clit with ease. Throbby little nob made your hips buck for the attention, you sweet little thing. Had you been waiting for this? He was pretty sure you had been waiting for this because the moment his finger traced through your folds, collecting wet and slick on the pad of his finger. Definitely waiting for this, huh?" He asked lowly, the tip of his dick tapping against your folds again, making your thighs twitch around his hips a second time. “Yes…,” you pouted, kissing at his jaw, wanting to add something else when suddenly, you could finally feel his thick head press against your needy fuckhole. “To do things like this?” He breathed, pushing his hips forward, urging your gummy walls to open for him. Fuck, yes. Exactly this was what you had been hoping for.

You let out a sigh that was very well bordering on a moan, but Alex wasn’t done asking questions yet. “Ready for me at all times, that’s what you fucking want? To be stuffed to. The. Brim?” He hissed, taking you by surprise as he suddenly sunk balls deep inside of you, cruelly stretching you thin with one swift movements. You squeaked out loudly, your fingernails digging into Alex’s broad shoulders, as you tried to at least adjust a little. “That’s what you had in mind, wasn’t it?” He whispered dirtily, pressing a short kiss into your neck, before letting your lips clutter together. He was kind enough to stay still for a moment, but brats like you needed to learn a lesson, right? You had been keeping this for Yoba knew how long, after all. Making him find out when decorating the damn tree, too. Your lips accepted his  greedily, your tongue tracing over them in a silent apology, but the man wouldn’t take it. Not just yet. Not even when your pussy felt so good around him, clinging and sucking him off already, and he hadn’t even started moving yet. He would show you that he hadn’t been the only one missing out, he decided, pulling back his hips a little, just to sink forward again, stretching you just as thin as before. He messed around with that feeling a little, allowing your pussy to relax just a little before having to wrap around him completely again. The little moans and whines you gave him, combined with those little begs for more fell on deaf ears as Alex kept fucking you like this, the only difference he had started to make was pulling out further, his lips finding spots on your neck to suckle hickeys into. “Just decided to fucking run around without panties and didn’t tell me…fuck, babe, you are a fucking brat,” he snarled, making you pout again. “I just-“ “You just?” He hissed, hazel eyes finding yours again, and he finally, finally picked up speed. His pelvis snapped against yours as his cock bullied your wet walls open, your butt smacking against the wall whenever his crotch smacked against yours. Your eyes rolled, the ability to speak being replaced by moaning throatily. He was rougher now, too, pounding your little fuckhole with those precise, hard fucks that had the room spinning.

A grin had found its way on Alex’s face – he just loved watching you falling apart on the length of his dick. “Can’t fucking answer today, can you? Slutty enough to not wear panties around the house but not able to answer, is that how it goes? I will give you a fucking reason not to answer,” Alex growled, hands falling onto your hips to pin you tight against the wall as he thrusted into you, stuffing your cunt with hard and bullying thrusts. He just couldn’t help himself – not when you looked so beautiful when he bottomed out inside of you, not when your eyes rolled like this when he gave you another quick snap of his hips. Not when you sounded so, so good together, with your cunt squelching sloppily, not when you took him so. Fucking. Good. A small groan left his lips as he tucked his face into the safety of your neck, his fingernails digging into your hips. You just felt so fucking good, it was fucking breathtaking, making him pant into the crook of your neck. Your moans sounded so pretty, too, all high-pitched and needy, like he wasn’t pounding you hard enough for the frames next to your head to shake. Like you weren’t already struggling to fucking take it. But what he loved even fucking more was the fact that your moans matched the pace of his thrusts, falling from your lips in an endless flow when he fucked you fast, slowing down when he did. You were just perfect for him, weren’t you? Person and cunt – made for him.

“A-a-aleeeeex,” you whined out, your head bumping into his as your teeth found his shoulder to bite into, tearing a groan from him. Oh, you always played him dirty like this, just knew that biting him riled him up more, made him take you harder, and he fucking did. Balls smacking against you roughly as his dick bullied into you, the brunet making sure you felt. Every. Fucking. Inch. Of. Him.  “Fuck!” You cried out, your toes curling, legs kicking as if you attempted to get away fro, him. The athlete lifted his head to take in your face, seeing that mouth hang open, those eyes absolutely dick drunken. Yeah, you were his, drunk on his cock, and he would make sure it fucking stayed that way.

“You like this, huh?” He panted, one of his hands leaving your hips to grab a fistful of your hair, pulling back your head to force your throat to be exposed, “being fucked against the wall like this? Fuck, you are so hot, baby. So pretty. Show me those tits, baby, come on,” he ordered, low moan making his throat vibrate when you lifted your sweater almost immediately. Your tits were bouncing so nicely for him, making him dip down his head and lick over one, then the other. You tasted like sweat and that Christmas cookies lotion he had gifted you, and Yoba, he could have drowned in your taste. Never wanted to taste anything but you again as his lips latched onto your nipple, shuddering at the lewd moan that filled the room. Fuck, fuck, fuck. If you kept up being this fucking perfect, he would cum. Fill you to the brim, make you take it fucking all. The thought alone made him moan again, the sound bleeding into the one that left your throat, all high-pitched and bumpy. “Alex, fuck, please, I am gonna cum, Alex-“ You yapped, your hand gripping the other tit, holding it toward Alex almost desperately. The brunet looked up at you with those dark green hazel eyes, the look in them were enough to make you whimper. “And you think I am gonna let you cum?” He breathed, letting his tongue drag over your other nipple before sucking it into his mouth. “Unghhh- please, yes!” You rambled, sucking in a sharp breath through your teeth when you felt his fucks growing just a tad slower, forcing you to really, really, take every single centimetre. “Mhhhh, didn’t hear you,” he murmured, spitting on your tit before, lips sucking a hickey into the sensitive skin. “Sounds like you don’t really wanna cum.” “Fuhuuuck, Alex!” You whined, gasping when an extra hard thrust bumped you into the wall. “Please! Please, pretty, pretty, pretty please let me cum! I need to cum, Alex, pretty please! I am going to be a good girl, promise! But please, please, pleaSE let me cum!” You sobbed, hands running through his hair as if it would do anything to convince him. “Hmmm,” Alex started, but he just couldn’t resist. He needed you to cum, too. His hips resumed their pace from before, crotch meeting your cunt in those sloppy kisses. Your back arched of your walls, hand finding your lover’s back again to hold onto as your eyes rolled into the back of your skull. You were so, so close, and the stimulation to your nipples certainly helped you get closer to that edge. “Need you to cum ‘round my cock, baby. Need you to make the biggest mess around me, yeah? So I can fuckin’ pump you full, baby. Yeaaaah, clench ‘round me, I fuckin’ know that you love it when I pump you full. That’s it, baby, that’s it, damnnn, you are so… so hot. Gonna cum for me? Come on, baby, cum for me,” he coaxed against your chest, his bullying thrusts never ceasing.

“Al-alexxxxxx- Alexalexalex.” Your thighs were squeezing, legs twitching in an attempt to push away when you were finally pushed over the edge, but there was no fucking chance to get away from your boyfriend who held you with an iron grip, his eyes fixated on your cunt gushing creamy rings around his cock. Yoba, his balls were tight. You just always managed to drive him crazy, didn’t you? He was absolutely love-sick, dumb for you and your pussy. “That’sssss it, baby. Making a fucking mess f’me, that’s fuckin’ right, oh my Yobaaaa,” he groaned, his own head finally falling back. Your body felt so fucking hot, so prickly and gushy and warm, you were pretty sure that you were seeing stars already.

 You were whining still, Alex’s thrusts slowly bordering on becoming too much, especially now that they were becoming less precise. A sloppy, rough mess, rutting away, riled up by greed and a nearing orgasm. Suddenly, your boyfriend’s body tensed up, low groan bubbling up his throat as he bottomed out inside of you, dick twitching as his dick drooled fat globs of cum inside of you. Alex was panting, whimpering your man as he tried to thrust it deeper, lower lip quivering at the feeling of his cock being milked by your clenching and spasming pussy. It felt like you wanted to suck him dry, having him shudder as his forehead carefully knocked against yours. His hips were giving some lazy, sloppy thrusts, hazel eyes that you had fallen in love with years ago meeting yours, and Yoba, he was whipped. The two of you shared a tired smile, one that spoke more than any words ever could.

However, Alex did need to share on more thing. He had to make a point, after all. “Next time we will apply this free-use thing to public, too, whatcha think? To make up for lost time, I mean.”

[tadpolesinyourshoes]

more od my stardew brain rot for the masses. I present:

My headcannons after life after marriage with the SDV bachelor/ettes:

Its kinda long, sorry and I also apologize for typos or if its incoherent. I'm no writer

Harvey:

You thoughy he worried avout your health BEFORE you got together, oh boy oh boy. He's alaays asking how you feel, bringing you snacks amd water while you work the farm. He cleans you up after the mines (while he lectures you about the dangers). He likes the domestic moments. The days it rains and you stay inside together with warm cups of coffee, snuggled up in the bed. Hes a classica kind of guy. He leaves roses on the table and brings you breakfast in bed. Since hes a doctor, you're both awake early. Every morning is filled with sleepy kisses and coffee. He never leaves the house without a kiss and a 'see you later'.

Shane:

This man is ANXIOUS. Hes a bundle of self doubt and insecurity. He spends his hours thinking how great you are and how itd a matter of time until you leave him. Reassure him, please. He absolutely loves every minute you're with him. Hes acrually a surprisingly good cook. He also is so good with kids. He definitely wants kids after seeing you with Jas. Hes not big on saying how he feels, but he's working on it. Instead he helps out here and there, feeding the chickens (he actually loves doing that), cleaning the house, cooking a meal when you get home late. Little touches when you're alone. His leg agaisnt yours, his hand gently in your hair while you sleep. He loves you more than anything (except the chickens. Knoe your place.)

Elliot:

He is down SO BAD. Carries a picture of the two of you everywhere. He shows you off whenever he has the chance. Hes just so proud of his sweetheart. He cooks well, but he hates cooking so you two agree to split the chores. You're his muse ans you best believe he makes it known. He leaves you poems; post-it notes on the mirror, on a napkin on the counter, written on the bavk of th grocery list, a torn out notebook page in your coat pocket. He loves when you do his hair. If you don't know how, he teaches you. On slow days on the farm, you leave the front door open for some air and you can hear him playing piano.

Alex:

His love language is tackling you (physical touch). You walk through the door and hes hugging you, kissing your cheeks, picking you up and taking you to bed. He can't cook, but he can bake. Evelyn taught him and he treasures the skill. For every anniversary, no matter how small, he makes a treat. He loves helping you around the farm because its an excuse to walk around shirtless and flex for you. He also has a weirdly green thumb. The crops wont sprout and the season is almost over? Send Alex to water them. The next moening you have a bounty like no other.

Sam:

He has ADHD so he does that peguin pebbling thing where he finds random objects and brings them to you because 'this reminded me of you.' He can't cook. For the love of yoba don't let him cook unless you want to remodel your kitchen. He still tries to be sweet though. Hes not a morning person, but when you wake up early he stumbled put of bed, hair messy, eyes closed and follows you like a sad puppy. Hes so clingy. Like SO clingy. Personal space. Gone. He talks to you through the bathroom door, holds you while you sleep, wants to be next to you all the time. He also loves your animals, especially the chickens. He has one favorite, but he won't say it (he might hurt the others feelings). Sometimes you come back from town and hes sitting outside on the porch talking to the chickens, who look strangely invested.

Sebastian:

He loves you so much, but he hates that everyone KNOWS he loves you. You gush about the sweet things he does to your friends and he goes bright red in the ears. The townsfolk ask about you so he tries to avoid having to talk to them. When you're alone though, he's the total opposite. Hes quiet, sure, but he does whatever he can to help you out. A kiss on your cheek before he goes to water the crops for you. Makes you a cup of coffee after work. When he was little, robin taught him how to carve and widdle. He makes you cute wooden figures, usually modeled after your animals. He takes you to the city for weekend date nights. He asks you to go on rides just to feel your arms around him.

Leah:

She treats you like the most beautiful painting shes ever layed her eyes on. When you're sitting with her on the beach, she'll paint dancing swirls up your arms to your hands. (Maybe you get it tattooed one day and she cries). All the paintings in your house are made by her. Much like Elliott, youre her muse. She makes you sit so she can paint you or practice sketching. But she can never get enough of you. When you lay together, she meticulously traces the shapes of your body. Your hands, your nose, your hips. Everything about you is perfect to her.

Emily:

She's a free, creative person. She wakes you up late at night to look at the stars and dance by the river. Shes been making a quilt out of scrap fabric for your bed. She tries to tesch you how to sew it so you cam be a part of it. She helps you with the crops and picks fresh vegetables when theh grow so she can make you beautiful dinners. She loves to cook for you because you always have something good to say about it. She could be on food network, you swear it. Every day when she gets ready, right after putting on her lipstick, she kisses your cheek to leave a little mark. You leave it there while you do your chores.

Penny:

Penny is naturally an early bird. She wakes up each morning with you. You two share a few minutes of quiet before stsrting coffee. You take turns making breakfast. Penny is so used to keeping the house up by herself after living with Pam, so being with you is a breath of fresh air. But she still likes to help you out. So before going to teach the kids, she helps out in the garden. You pass by in town while shes walking the kids home. You join them on their walk and Jas starts asking you for that princess story again. As you tell it, you see Penny's cheeks go pink. Its only the story of how you met. But to you it felt like a fairy tale. You walk home with your wife every day, sharing stories of your day while settling down on the porch.

Abigail:

Shes high energy. She heard about it, she wants to try it. Take her to the city to a nigt club and she'll dance circles with you all night. She makes you matching bracelets and you never dare to take it off. When you go down to the mines, she wants to come with. She doesn't fear them, but that scares you. You have to convince her to stay with the farm every time. But you always bring her a beautiful gemstone back. You think the amythest brings out her eyes. Shes a decent cook, actually. Contrary to what Sam and Sebastion may say. Her recipes are odd, but somehow, they always work out. Shes not a morning person, she won't get up even if you shake her. But somehow she knows if you forget to give her a kiss on your way out the door.

Haley:

She takes a million pictures of you. She loves to. You hide your face, she tells you how much she likes your smile. You're working on the farm and hear the shutter click. She likes the ways your arms look when you roll up your sleeves. After a long day in town, you bring her flowers. Shes always waiting up for you. She likes to slow dance in the living room and hear about your adventures from the day. She tells Alex about how great you are. Everytime you walk by and catch her off gaurd, she fixes her hair so she 'looks nice'. You just kiss her and tell her she looks nice all the time.

Maru:

She loves to help you out on thr farm. Just not... conventionally. She is her father's daughter, so shes always making you new inventions to make the farm run smoother. Better fertilizer, fresh feed thst produces better eggs, though she was banned from tending the animald after one of her feeds turned your chickens eggs bright pink. She loves to walk around town with you, always with your hand in hers. She's not a cook, but she still tries to learn from you. Shes learning, but she mostly just likes getting to be near you while you cook.

[beholdthebangs]

TASTE is literally stunning. зls tell me there's a part 2?? I'm obsessed with the Sebastian/Sam/Farmer vibe. Like — imagine the Farmer tryna dip for a serious thing with one of the SDV crew (your pick), and Sam & Seb just get all jealous and try to remind her what she's leaving behind??

thank you!! personally one of my favs, I’m so glad you liked it! I hope this is satisfactory ~

— Part 1 —

Taste - Pt. 2

Sam x Sebastian x F!Reader

Warnings: threesome, oral sex, vaginal sex, double penetration, praise, degradation, dirty talk, unprotected sex

Word Count: 4k

Synopsis: Smut - A prior commitment interrupts your plans with Sam and Sebastian, but they have their ways of getting you to stay.

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Sebastian had made good on his promise—or warning, rather—of keeping you up nearly the whole night after your first group affair. Nothing quite as intense as that initial round, but certainly a lot of sleepy makeouts and grinding. It was kind of twisted and fun to be woken up by grabby hands and desperate mouths despite the orgasms rarely occurring. There was something exciting about not knowing if you’d cum this time around, or if they’d quickly fall back asleep before either of you got any payoff from it. Yoba knows you woke up for good that morning ready to jump their bones and take what they’d teased to you for the last eight hours.

Since then, you’d been plagued by the memories and had been increasingly unable to focus. You hung around the saloon more on the nights that they would play pool, sitting on the couch next to Abigail as you watched them, picking up on sexual undertones you’d never noticed before. The way Sebastian, sweaty with the summer air and competition, would push his hair from his face before leaning down on the table all while staring straight at Sam. The way Sam would watch Sebastian cross his arms over his chest and lean against the wall instead of focusing on lining up his shot. Yeah, it turned you on. You kept it hidden, flashing subtle hints to the boys when they were actually paying some attention to you, but they never acted upon it. You started to wonder if your perception of the events were built up too high—maybe they hadn’t liked it all that much. Maybe you were misremembering.

You’d stopped by Pierre’s one Friday morning, talking to Abi for a while as you shopped. She’d mentioned that she was going to be playing some video game that had just come out that night and wouldn’t be at the saloon, and your mind had started to swirl with ideas and the thought of being a little more alone with the boys, albeit still in public. So, you showed up that night in a short skirt and a low-cut top, covering just enough skin to have some plausible deniability. When Sam walked in and saw you on the couch, he looked like he had some comments to make. Sebastian had walked in shortly behind him, eyeing you up and down, before putting a hand on Sam’s shoulder and pushing him toward the pool table without a word.

They started their game, and you, frustrated, approached the table. “You should teach me how to play.” Sam had quickly agreed, taking the opportunity to stand behind you as you bent over the table, his boner grinding into your bare thighs as your skirt hiked up. By the end of your little stint, Sam was practically feeling you up and you were a puddle in his arms. “Why haven’t we all hung out lately?” you asked innocently, batting your eyes at an annoyed Seb.

“You haven’t asked,” he snapped back.

“I have to ask?”

“The ball has been in your court.”

You huffed. Was it really that simple? They’d just wanted you to initiate it? “Can we hang out tonight?”

“We have plans tonight.” You were fairly sure you could guess what their plans were, and couldn’t figure out why Seb was so insistent that you couldn’t intrude on them, but you didn’t fight him.

“Fine. Tomorrow?”

“Fine.”

“Great.”

“Great!” Sam chimed in, his usual happy puppy energy a stark contrast to your somewhat heated exchange with Sebastian.

You’d fully intended on keeping the plans. You were in a rush to finish your chores all morning, running errands to make sure everything was out of the way before you were to head up into the mountains. That is, until Alex stopped you.

“Hey, Y/n!”

“Hey, Alex. What’s up?”

He shrugs. “Not much. You still coming down to the beach today?”

Oh, fuck. “Happy birthday!” you quickly spit out. “Yoba, the month is flying by! What time is your party, again?”

“We’re gonna start things up around 4. I wanna fit in some gridball, swimming, dinner, and maybe a bonfire once it gets dark.”

“Cool! Who’s all coming?” Alex lists off a handful of people, but the list is too short for your liking—not long enough where he won’t notice your absence. An intimate get-together. “I’ll be there,” you assure him. You know you can’t bail. You’d grown close over the past few months, and you’d promised a few weeks ago that you’d be in attendance. Sam and Sebastian would understand… Well, Sam would understand.

You wrap up your list of things to do before rushing up to Sebastian’s, hurrying down the stairs to the basement around 3:30. The two boys sit on the couch, watching some show on the TV, and they look surprised to see you so early. “What’s up?” Sam asks.

“Hey… I’m sorry to do this, but I have to take a rain check. Something came up.”

“What came up?” Seb asks, his pierced eyebrow raising skeptically.

“Well, I totally forgot that Alex was having a birthday thing tonight. I have to be down at the beach in thirty minutes.”

He rolls his eyes and turns back to Sam. “Guess it’s you and me, then.”

“You have some time before you have to be down there,” Sam reasons. “Just a few minutes?”

You look at the clock hung on the wall and sigh. “A few minutes.”

Sam grins triumphantly, leaning over just enough to grab your hand and pull you between the two of them. He tilts your head toward him, pulling you into a soft kiss while Sebastian wastes no time tugging your shorts down your legs. He tugs one of your knees over his own and Sam eventually does the same, leaving you spread open and tucked between them as their hands stroke your inner thighs. Seb pulls your face away from Sam, bringing you into an abrupt kiss that catches you off guard. “Can’t take her for yourself every time,” he mutters, his words broken up by breathy kisses.

Sam doesn’t argue back but you can practically feel the annoyed glare on the back of your head. He busies himself by running his palm over your core, the sensation dulled by the fabric of your panties. Still, your body jolts as his fingertips connect with your clit, rolling targeted circles over it while his kisses up your shoulder to your neck. Sebastian breaks apart to hike your tank top up your sides before tugging it over your head and throwing it aside. He returns to you as Sam stops to unhooks your bra, the two working together to drag the straps down your arms.

You glance up at the clock, a startling amount of time having passed since you’d arrived. Maybe you can squeeze a few more minutes out. As both boys dip down to tease your nipples, you’re extra sure you can be just a couple minutes late. Sebastian nips at one bud, tongue tracing over the dull pain left behind by his teeth while Sam has the other between his lips, sucking as his tongue flicks over it in his mouth. Your back arches, forcing yourself closer to the two of them. Sebastian laughs, almost mockingly, his teeth grazing over your sensitive skin as he pulls back.

Sam doesn’t waste a moment as he spins you onto his lap, your knees on either side of his hips as he presses his open hands to your bare back, holding you to him as he continues to wander over your breasts. He begins to apply pressure to your back, prompting you to move your hips over his, your panties catching on the rough denim of his jeans. You glance at the clock through heavy lids, wishing you could just enjoy the much-needed friction you’re finally getting instead of worrying about the time. “Sam…”

“Like that, baby? Like gettin’ yourself off on me?” he mumbles between wet smacks at your tits.

“I gotta go.”

“Nah, you can stay,” he reassures.

“I really need to leave, Sam.” He pulls back to look up at you with his big puppy-dog eyes, hands moving to reposition themselves on your waist. Before he can get a good hold on you, you slip out of his reach and back to your feet. Sam protests, grabbing helplessly at your wrists as you slide away from them. Seb grunts, just pulling Sam’s face back to his, holding his cheek and placing open-mouthed kisses along his jaw until Sam finally lets himself focus in and return the favor. The two fill the room with the sound of tongues lapping at one another as you redress yourself, somewhat of a scavenger hunt as they’d thrown your clothing all over the basement.

Sebastian’s hand slips down to Sam’s groin. “You’re so hard,” he groans.

“Pull it out for me,” Sam snaps. You turn your head. Because of course you wouldn’t mind a glance, but his harsh tone also catches you off guard. Sebastian had always been the one who was ultimately in charge. Sam rarely gave demands or asserted himself with Sebastian. But he doesn’t seem to mind the blond. He does as he’s told, reaching into Sam’s boxers and retrieving his erect dick, hand running over it slowly as if savoring the moment. “Hard enough for you?” Sam asks. Sebastian nods. “Suck it.”

Sebastian doesn’t give the request a second thought, leaning down across the couch to rest an elbow on the cushion, taking the cock in his mouth immediately. He teases on the head of it for a second before continuing on to take the rest of the thick shaft in his mouth. Sam holds his hand to the dark-haired man’s head, helping him push further down the length as he looks between the two of you, relatively straight-faced considering the deep head he’s receiving from his best friend.

“You guys are so rude,” you mutter, tugging your shirt over your head.

“Don’t think we’re the rude ones. Huh, Seb?” Sebastian shakes his head, humming around the thick tip prodding at the back of his throat. “You’re leaving. Making him do all the work for you.”

“You can wait,” you offer.

Sam pretends to think about it for a moment before shaking his head. “Nah. Why would I waste this? He’s doing just fine without your help.”

“Well, if you don’t need me,” you shrug, reaching for your bag.

“Didn’t say that,” Sam snaps. “Come give me a kiss before you leave. Least you could do.”

You cross the room, leaning past Sebastian and resting your hands on the top of the couch to hold you up as you close the distance to Sam. His lips are still wet, the subtle taste of smoke and mint left over to remind you that he’d just been making out with his friend. Sam grabs at your ass and you pull back, defensive. “I have to go.”

“Seb, you wanna eat her out while you’re down there?”

“Sam.”

“What? You think he can’t make you cum fast enough? That’s rude.” You groan. It’s so easy to see through him, but it’s not like the offer isn’t tempting. Sam smirks as he watches you, frozen in indecision. “Take your pants off. It’s okay, baby, you won’t be late.” He kisses you again, all soft and sweet despite the act he’s asking you to participate in.

You roll your eyes, partially at yourself, as you stand up and shed the clothing you’d just put back on. “Fine. Quick, though.”

Sam beckons you back to kneel on his lap, Sebastian sat back up as he wipes a dribble of spit from the corner of his mouth. He moves to the floor, taking to his knees at Sam’s feet. His tongue connects with your core as Sam pulls you in for another kiss, this one longer and sloppier. His tongue glides over your lip until you allow it entrance into your mouth, quickly tangling with your own. Sebastian’s tongue swirls over your clit, lips soon closing around it as you buck your hips against his face. You can feel him jerking off Sam’s wet cock between your thighs as Sam breathes heavy gasps into your mouth. His hands tangle into your hair, holding you in place to ensure you don’t try to leave. Like you have the self control for that now.

Sebastian’s mouth glides expertly over you, tongue piercing adding to the sensations on your sensitive nub. His hands settle on your hips in an attempt to keep you still as he works. Just as you wrap your arms around Sam’s neck, bracing for the increasingly intense buildup in your stomach, Sam pulls back enough to say, “Seb, help me out.”

You think maybe Sam is jealous that his cock isn’t getting any attention now, until you feel Sebastian pull back and a thick, warm mass pokes at your pussy. “Sam,” you hiss, ready to yell at him. Instead, Sebastian’s rather harsh guidance of your hips has his length pressing into your walls, growing deeper by the second. “Sam,” is all you can muster as it fills you up.

“Feels so good, yeah, baby?” he coos, brushing his thumb over your cheek to calm you down. “You don’t wanna leave now, right? Not when it feels so good to sit on my cock?” Sebastian helps you grind on him, his thick head hitting all the right spots and all you can do is keep a tight hold on Sam and bury your face into his neck. He runs his fingertips over your back, slipped underneath your shirt to let you feel the rough callouses formed over years of guitar-playing across your smooth skin. “C’mon, Seb.”

“Think she’s wet enough?”

“Yeah, she can take it. Can’t you, baby?”

You mumble a “hmm?” halfheartedly, hardly caring about what the two are talking about as you grind your hips on Sam’s lap. Evidently, they don’t care much about your response as Sebastian’s hands leave your hips and he stands up. Sam grabs your chin, pulling you back to meet his lips as he busies you with his tongue. He stills his hips and you whine into him.

You quickly grow quiet as you feel something warm and thick pressing at the ring of your pussy—something besides Sam’s cock already nestled into you. You fight yourself out of Sam’s grip to look over your shoulder at Sebastian, standing with his knees slightly bent behind you, one hand on his dick as he runs the head up and down Sam’s length. “Just relax,” he insists as the pressure returns. You feel like you’re going to split in half as he gets the tip inside you, pressed tight against Sam. “Fuck.”

The way Seb speaks, you know there’s no turning back as he gets a taste of what it’s like to share the tight space of your pussy with Sam. “Tell us how it feels,” Sam presses you as Seb continues to work himself inside. “Wanna know if it’s as good for you as it is for us.”

“So tight,” you breathe.

“Feels full?” You mumble out a small confirmation. Sebastian settles his knees on the couch on either side of Sam’s thighs as he gets close to bottoming out. The air has left your lungs as you anxiously wait for him to finish filling you to the brim. “We don’t wanna make you choose, baby. And we don’t wanna take turns. Seb and I just wanna fuck you so bad.”

“Can you handle it?” Seb asks, his chest pressing firm to your back and pinning you to Sam’s chest in the process. He’s stopped moving and you let out a breath as you let your body adjust to the two cocks twitching against one another as they’re nestled between your thighs. You finally nod. “Need you to say it,” he presses.

“I can handle it.”

“Good girl.”

The men move slow, pulling out in synch, only a few inches, before pushing themselves back in. Despite the extra stretch required, it’s a more familiar feeling than you’d expected. As they fall into a relaxed rhythm, your hips grind against them. Seb presses a palm to your cheek, turning your head back to kiss him as you moan against his lips. “You’re such a tight slut,” he groans.

“So horny that you’ll let us stuff your cunt like this,” Sam chimes in with a chuckle that Seb reciprocates. You whimper, wishing you had anything to say back in your defense, but your mind turned to mush the second Sebastian entered you. “Your dick feels good, Sebby.”

He leans past you, to Sam, pulling him into a sloppy kiss as they fuck you. “Hold still,” he tells the blond as they’re pushing back into you. Seb pulls out a few inches before nodding at Sam, who copies him as Seb pushes back in. They begin to stagger their thrusts, one cock finding its way deep into you as the other eases out. This rhythm feels so much more foreign than before, the constant push and pull inside you keeping you filled at all times. You swear they’re getting deeper now, not fighting to bottom out at once. You whimper out as Sam’s head lolls back.

“Fuck, this is better,” he concludes.

“Feels like it does when we make out ‘nd rub our cocks together,” Seb comments.

“Yeah, but Y/n’s pussy is so much better than our hands.”

Sebastian pinches your cheek. “Mm-hmm. Our little fuckdoll.” You whine, the nickname sending a new surge of arousal down your torso. The dark-haired boy laughs. “You feel that? She likes it, huh?”

You nod, defeated. Your head falls to the crook of Sam’s neck, burying your face in part to hide the dumb expression on your face as you lose what’s left of your free will to the overwhelming waves of pleasure. Sam and Sebastian continue to make out next to you, the sound of tongues lapping together loud in your ear, nearly drowning out your own high-pitched moans. Seb’s arm circles around your waist, sneaking down to your inner thigh and letting his fingertips stroke over your clit. His name falls from your lips in an airy breath. “Gonna cum, babe?” Sam asks. You nod into his neck. “Sit up.” You slowly peel yourself away from the safety of his body, not fast enough for his liking. He grabs your chin, keeping your face tilted upward as the two pick up the pace inside you, Seb applying more pressure to your clit. “Lemme watch you cum on our cocks. Wanna see your face, all fucked-out like a good whore.”

You gasp as he repositions himself to push his tip straight against your g-spot, taking a few seconds to grind it into you and watch your eyes roll back. Sebastian’s lips attach to your neck as Sam laughs, finally pulling back out so Seb can trade places and do the same. Your hands frantically search for something to grab onto, one settling on Sam’s shoulder where your face had previously been nestled and the other on the back of Seb’s neck, fingers tangling into the hair there. “Gonna cum,” you hiss.

“Squeeze tight,” Seb prompts, clearly desperate to feel the mens’ cocks grow even snugger inside your cunt. “You know you like giving us your body to use however the fuck we please. C’mon, cum like a dumb slut.”

“Show us how good you feel,” Sam adds, squeezing your chin tighter. Your jaw drops, mouth lulled open as you give in, arching your back against Seb as you cum, flooding your pussy and leaking down the cocks inside you. “Good girl,” Sam coos while Sebastian’s hand strokes up and down your torso, grasping at your tits and flicking the tip of his thumb over your nipples. “Shit, I’m gonna cum, too, Seb.”

“Me too, Sammy.”

“Wanna fill her cunt up together ‘n cum all over your cock at the same time,” he whimpers back, his movements becoming more frantic and disjointed by the second. Feeling him start to unravel, become so consumed by arousal like you’d been, extends the bliss of your orgasm as you continue to grind into them with unstable gasps.

“Yeah? I can feel your cock twitching. You want it so bad.”

“Fuckin’ need it.”

Sebastian takes hold of your face, turning you toward the two of them as he leans over your shoulder to kiss Sam. He angles himself away, giving you an opening to join in as they nip at one another’s lips. Your tongue enters into their entanglement, all three of you desperately licking at one another. Sam breaks away just long enough to announce that he’s cumming, cock twitching so wildly inside you that you can feel it stretch you just the slightest bit further, and you’re sure Sebastian can feel it as he gives up thrusting and pushes all the way into you, holding onto your hips. Sam whimpers as his cum begins shooting up into you, Sebastian beginning to groan shortly after as he reaches his climax, continuing to move just enough to keep the friction going against Sam’s dick.

As the boys come down from their high, they slowly pull out, leaving you with a puddle leaking from your cunt and sticky strings of cum covering their cocks. You roll off Sam, slouching down between him and Sebastian who’s taken a seat at the other end of the couch. “You took that better than I thought you would,” Sebastian admits.

Sam nods. “I told him you would. He didn’t wanna do it at first.”

“You planned it?”

Sam chuckles. “Yeah, course we did. You think we just come up with this stuff out of nowhere?”

“Takes days to think of it,” Sebastian chimes in. “Gotta put our heads together…” he trails off, a smirk overtaking his lips as he pushes his hair from his face.

“So that’s where the idea came from,” you giggle.

“Guess you have to come around more often so we have less time to think up some sick fantasies,” Sam suggests.

“I don’t know. Maybe I’m incentivized to do the opposite.”

“Dirty little slut.” Despite the words, Sam’s tone is rather endearing. “How’s our cum feel leaking out of you?”

“Feels like I need help cleaning up.”

Sebastian eyes Sam. “Maybe Alex will help you out with that. I mean, he’s gonna owe you a favor, right?”

Sam laughs. “Yeah. As much as I’d like to eat you out right now, you’re running late. Better put your panties back on and go help him out.”

You roll your eyes, pushing yourself up to your feet to begin the hunt for your clothing all over again. “Fine, I’ll run home and clean myself up.”

Sebastian reaches out, grasping your wrist hard enough to turn you back around. “I suggest you don’t do that.”

“Or what?”

He shrugs. “We can skip all the games, since you don’t wanna play ‘em, and just tell him why you were late.”

“Fine. I’ll indulge you in your sick fantasy.”

“The fuckdoll is calling my fantasies sick?” Seb says to Sam, releasing your arm. “Get dressed before we change our minds.”

You do as you’re told, no doubt in your mind that the chances of them roping you back in are certainly not zero. Your panties are practically soaked through by the time you finish dressing and you know it’s going to be a long afternoon. Sam and Seb watch you smugly from their spots on the couch as your expression gives away your discomfort. “Have fun,” Sam sings cheerfully. “Say hi to Alex for us.”

[dizzybizz]

i might have lied here and now i have one more farmer to keep track of

i keep coming up with relationship dynamics for stardew farms i don't have the energy to start.

[justasecretflower]

Sdv; Sam headcanons!

General, friends, pre-relationship, established relationship.

General

💛he has a finger board. Those lil skateboards you do tricks with your fingers. He was obsessed with them when he was younger and made a lil park for it out of cardboard (this came to me from my dad who made his own mini skateboard when he was a kid so thx for the idea dad)

💛Never cleans his room cuz he says everything is where it’s supposed to be.

💛terrible cook. He’s the worst at measurements and often forgets he’s cooking so he nearly burns the house down every time.

💛he loves tie-dye! He likes making his own shirts, hoodies, tank tops, stuff like that and he can make a pretty cool design.

💛owned a gameboy, now he has a switch and often plays Mario kart.

💛tried doing a stick and poke tattoo. Now he has a wonky smiley face on one of his fingers.

Friends

💛will always be the friend to yap your ear off but is always so interested in your life and your stories, tell him about the day you lost your shoes and couldn’t do anything on the farm! Anything! He’ll listen, and you can talk to him for hours if you’re also a fellow yapper.

💛invites himself over sometimes. You’ll be working on your farm then look over to see him hanging from a tree branch upside down enthusiastically smiling

💛friendship bracelets galore! Handmade ones, ones he buys, all of them. He got you two spider man themed ones, ones with your initials, you have a lot of friendship bracelets, and even matching guitar pick necklaces. (He bought them and insisted you wore them.)

💛never the first to fall asleep at a sleepover. If you fall asleep first,which you will, he’ll draw a moustache, stars, hearts, and smiley faces on your face with sharpie:).

💛very loyal, sticks up for you and defends your name when you’re not around.

💛if you play an instrument, he’d love you to be in his band !

💛very close with your mother..when she comes to visit suddenly Sam is visiting too! He’s like nendou with saikis mom..

Crushing

💛doesn’t know how to act around you anymore. Stutters, flushes, gets all sweaty, zones out staring at your pretty face

💛he gets way more touchy. Not weirdly! He doesn’t ever wanna make you u comfortable, but there’s a lot more fleeting touches, and him keeping a spare jacket of his to give to you, or insists on holding your hand going through crowds and hugging you a lot more.

💛he stares at you a lot. Like I stated before. He’ll be looking at you talk like a puppy. Big eyes glimmering with interest and love, lips slightly parted, just totally infatuated. When you look over at him and say his name he snaps out of it.

💛gifts you stuff out of nowhere. He likes to make handmade gifts even though it takes him a long time bc he can’t sit down.

💛gifts include bracelets, pipe cleaner stick figures of you and him, pipe cleaner flowers, Lego flowers, and beaded hair accessories.

💛oblivious. You could scream at him that you love him and he’ll be like “In a homie way?” So if you’re not bold this crushing stage will last a long time before he finally works up the courage to ask you out, it’s not like he’s afraid of showing you his feelings, or rejection, he’s afraid of losing a friend if you reject him.

Relationship

💛likes carrying you. Bridal style, on his shoulders, on his back. He loves being close to you.

💛built in best friend-boyfriend combo. He never changed after dating you. He was still your overly enthusiastic and energetic best friend, but now he just had a romantic label to him.

💛needy, whiny. Will cry if he’s not touching you 24/7. Always has a hand on your hip, your shoulder, holding hands, kissing your cheek, will sneak away during festivals just to push you up against a wall and kiss you passionately. He just loves you sm <3

💛I saw a tiktok of this girl that had her bf playing fetch with a hair tie in the pool. That’s him, and he’ll enjoy it.

💛writes songs for you. Will play you music if you cry.

💛makes you laugh if you’re crying as well, and quite frankly if you’re crying or not he’ll always fight to get a laugh out of you. The type to put dancing fruit on the tv and copy the dance moves.

💛”sunshine” “baby” “lovey”

💛hold his face, he’s begging. He’ll melt into you and kiss your palms, and finger tips.

💛he likes to lay on/ between your thighs a lot.

💛got your initial on the back of his gages.

💛yours + his initials on his shoes.’

💛if he sees you cooking with his mom theres immediately a wedding set up

💛he sees you playing with Vince? Birth control is in the trash (just joking..)

💛like previously mentioned he’s super close with your mom, will ask for your baby pics and aww and ooo them a bunch, takes a picture of them and has a picture of baby you somewhere.

💛10/10 bf. WE LOVE SAM!!

Credits/// divider creds- enchanthings-a

Art credits- I couldn’t give proper credits because most were from Pinterest, so I’m no longer doing artwork on my hcs if I don’t have proper creds :)

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[molotovgirl45]

sdv Sebastian x Reader headcanons ( dating phase )

Hii! I'm probably going to start posting many different versions and genre's of Sebastian headcanons, and this one is more based on after you guys start dating, but more early stages. I hope you guys enjoy these ones as much as you enjoyed my other ones! ♡

At the start, he's a bit shy about it, subtly showing affection towards you. I feel like his love language ( giving ) would be acts of service, as he doesn't really know how to show his love verbally.

Whenever you would come over while he's playing the dnd game ( I forgot what it's called ._. ) he'll use his spells to silently protect you the entire game, ex. Healing you, shielding you, sacrificing himself for you. And it's really cute. But then Sam gets a little grumpy until he realizes it's because he's starting to lovvvveeee you. 🥺

When you're not around, he'll be doing stuff and think "The farmer would like this" or "The farmer's reaction to this would be so adorable."

When he's building his motorcycle, you'll just sit there rambling on about your day or any drama you're having with other villagers, handing him tools or even just bringing him food so he doesn't forget to eat.

When you go on his motorcycle together, he loves it when you wrap your arms around his waist. He loves when you get handsy with him in general, since it makes him feel wanted and he lacks that feeling with his family. Another love language thing: he usually doesn't care, as he loves anything he does with you. But, physical touch and words of affirmation got him down bad.

Whenever he comes over to visit you, he loves to learn how to farm, so that when you're tired from the mines or something, he can take care of everything for you. Although he doesn't have the best posture for it, he tries his best for you.

( Before you guys start dating ) Occasionally, when Robin is building something on your farm, he'll offer to help ( much to Robin's surprise ) just so he can see you. While he's chopping wood for her, he'll watch you as you harvest all your crops, fill your pets water bowl, ect. It was the perfect excuse to see your beautiful smile or to have you wave at him and Robin in the morning. It always made his insides feel warm like when he was a kid. It was almost as if you were bringing him the happiness he thought he lost a while ago.

He's definitely the type of guy to hug you from behind and just leave a trail of kisses up and down your neck if he misses you that day.

Usually he isn't really clingy, as he understands you're a hard worker, but if he feels depressed or misses you, he'll take time out of his work just so he can cling onto you as you do whatever you're doing. Like a lost puppy 🥺

Like everyone else has said, I agree. He LOVES hips. All of them. He loves legs as a whole. Not as in foot fetish, but like he'll massage your feet after a long day. He likes to have you on his lap, not quite sexually, hands on your hips. He loves kissing your inner thighs, or just even having a hand resting on them. He loves carrying you bridal style whenever you're being stubborn about working, just picking you up easily and placing you down on your bed.

Another place he loves kissing are your ankles. He just finds it adorable if you're lying down on your back, and he just raises your leg and kisses all over it. It doesn't matter if your legs are bony, soft, bigger, thin, he loves them all the same.

Body hair. Although it doesn't specifically turn him on, he finds it cute. Like peach fuzz. He doesn't care if it's thick, dark, light, thin, long, he finds it cute that you're fluffy. Just like a cat or a fluffy bunny.

[clumsypuppy]

learning abt friendship decay and "not reaching out to your friends for months at a time unprompted is not neurotypical behaviour" has me feeling a certain way

[chunkyrobin]

Okay its finally time for that introduction!!

✨️ this is a side blog so activity from @skyyabd is me!! That's just my not kink focus blog that never gets used :)

✨️ Expect to see rambles, a chunky trans guy and related reposts to the blog but its mainly content of ya boy!!

✨️ I'm CR on here, you can call me whatever, birdie, chunky, bear, whatever I don't really mind on here.

✨️ I'm in my 20's, and am uncomfy if minors follow or repost my photos. I'm trans masc as yall can probably see due to my post-op scars!!!

✨️I am in a romantic relationship but always seeking some fat chat and all that fun stuff, yes my partner knows I have this blog and is fine with me doing kink talk and just chatting to others so don't worry :)

✨️ I'm neurodivergent and disabled; currently in school and somewhat actively gaining right now! It's an ebb and flow and the praise of likes and reposts help feed my hunger >:))

KINKS

rocks my socks

✨️ gaining

✨️ low-key puppy play

✨️ intox (this with feedism?? top tier in my opinion)

✨️ feedism (especially mutual gaining ngl)

✨️ aspects of BDSM

✨️ I fucking love stretch marks guys I don't think you understand this

things that don't really rock my socks

✨️vore

✨️ golden shower and like general bodily fluids

✨️ feet

some non kink interests

✨️xenoblade chronicles

✨️ frogs

✨️ witchcraft

✨️ psychology

✨️ DC comics and some MCU too (some favorite heroes are miles morales, moon knight, Nightwing)

✨️ Stardew valley

✨️ cooking and baking (its a bonus what can I say)

✨️ gardening and plants (of the normal and weed variety

Some fun facts are I have 2 frogs and 2 cats, I have 100 percented the first xbc and almost the 3rd and in my first play thru of sdv I married Emily

Enjoy the blog, hope y'all come back around

[chronicdisasterwrites]

gamer!eren boyfie : stardew valley edition

you prolly introduced eren to stardew valley and since then you both have made it a point to play sdv every chance you guys get

or in the case that you're not an avid video gamer, eren prolly introduced you to sdv and immediately regretted doing so bc of hOW FAST you fell in love with sebastian :3

or alex

or haley

and let's be real- robin *ahem* mommy *ahem*

eren probably hATESSSS your sdv spouse w/ a passion because WHY THE FUCK SHOULD ANYONE OTHER THAN HIM BE WITH THE LOVE OF HIS ENTIRE LIFE AND BEING AND SOUL??!!

in the scenario that he played sdv before you did, he definitely refused to ask anyone to dance during the first flower dance bc he couldn't afford to have his ego hurt by being rejected xD

abigail ofc rejected him and you tease him about it to this day (emphasis on abigail bc this bitch deffo loves his goth/emo girls <3)

okay real talk now-

you and eren play sdv mainly to decompress after a long day of tiring work

sometimes you sit on eren's lap and play on your switch while he plays on his pc

imagine eren kissing your shoulder every now and then muttering a lil "i love you" GAAAAAHHHHHH-

you both decided you want to adopt leo and since you can't do that (fix that shit concerned ape pls) you adopted a lil puppy and named him leo

eren is such a fucking lazy ass-

"babe you water the crops"

"eren, wtf i watered them yesterday you lazy ass"

"...i'm mining" - no he's not. he's flirting with robin and pelting sebastian while he's at it

he will NOT do any work

"isn't it enough that i go out fight monsters, get us loot, mine until i pass out?!"

boi-

you definitely ran out of the skull caverns the minute a serpent started charging towards you

leaving eren all alone

and the man didn't have a single scratch on him

you found it kinda hot and he got very lucky that night-

jk he was definitely on your ass for ditching him

but since then he always protects you and fights the monsters while you explode stuff

you were so happy when you killed a serpent you raved about it for DAYS

he found it extremely cute

he frequently gifts you flowers and food

more often than not, he gifts you trash and cackles like an idiot

"look babe it's you hehehehe-"

eren definitely gave you a wedding ring in sdv and he planned it out too

yes it happened on the beach

yes it was beautiful

did you reject him multiple times before just to fuck w him?

yes you did

but finally you said yes and eren couldn't be happier

he definitely wants to propose in real life but you have no clue :)))

[quinloki]

Quin, you play Fields of mystria!!! I LOVE IT TOO!!!!! Who's your favourite?? Please tell us more ⁽⁠⁽⁠ଘ⁠(⁠ ⁠ˊ⁠ᵕ⁠ˋ⁠ ⁠)⁠ଓ⁠⁾⁠⁾

(also hi i love you, how are you?? ❤️)

Mossy \o/ always a pleasure to see you 🥰 I’m doing good. Had a rough start to my day, but I have coffee and my cat purred in my lap (he was trying to steal my breakfast, but I’ll take the purrs) and so I’m doing better.

And yeah! I really love it. The controls are great, the accessibility options are solid. The customization, clothing function, and features are impressive!

I love the way animal ranching works, and the quests and the story and lore — xD it’s easy to forget you should be farming \o/ it’s like SDV meets Sailormoon and then we added dragons.

It’s like it was TAILORED to my current deepest needs.

My favorite is March, from his attitude to his design to his theme song xD

They’re all so darling - Valen has fem!Marco vibes I appreciate, and the bathhouse witch is Perfection, and I’m so bad with names - the noble twins are great too.

I love Balor, caught him on the beach one day and nearly spit my drink.

Big daddy Hayden…

Rhyis and the tavern cook girl are both just the CUTEST.

I love the puppy and the chicken and just - ah - it’s perfect. 😍

[wyrecthepolytherian]

Links: fictional cg letter request strawpage

My theriotypes and fictkins!!

(The names come to me in dreams or I feel connected to that as the animal part)

THERIOTYPES:

Canadian Coyote(nickname: Wyrec)

European Red Fox(Rey)

Polish Rabbit(Twig)

Wolverine(Christical)

Pygmy fruit Bat(JIll)

Texan Ringtail(Berri)

Rat(Jim)

Tuxedo Cat(Sae)

Fictkins/Otherhearts:

Jimmy (Mouthwashing) Ashley Graham (RE4) Sam Winchester (SPN) Boaz Priestly (ten inch hero) Will Graham (hannibal)

AGERE AND PETRE THINGS BELOW↓

I don't have any caregivers irl but I do have fictional ones Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Castiel, Gabriel<-SPN, Ada Wong, Alcina Dimitrescu, Chris Redfield<-RE, Sam, Sebastian<-SDV, Teagan<-Dandy's world

My little age: 3-6 years old

My big age: ?? years old(not sharing)

Favorites:

Favorite TV shows (little age): Peppa Pig, Spongebob Squarepants, Scooby-doo, Fairly Odd Parents

Favorite TV show (big age): Supernatural, Resident Evil: infinite darkness

Favorite snack (little age): Animal crackers, pudding, apple slices

Favorite snack (big age): Pocky

Favorite toy (little age): Stuffed pink unicorn(Barbie-Cupid is her name)

Favorite book (little age): Three little pigs

Favorite book (big age): Only reads fanfics

Favorite activity (little age): Playing with blocks, colouring, drawing

Favorite activity (big age): Reading, gaming

Favorite color (little age): Pink

Favorite color (big age): Red or Black

Favorite comfort item (little age): Barbie-Cupid, or paci

Favorite comfort item (big age): Pillow

Favorite song (little age): Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star

Favorite song (big age): never wanted to dance or any MSI song but also like a lot of songs

I like nicknames! (any are fine)

PET REGRESS:

Regressed animals: (bunny, puppy, moose calf) Personality Traits: (playful, cuddly, curious, tired it depends) Favorite Snack(s): Scooby snacks, carrots Favorite Toy(s): Squeaky toy Favorite Activity(s): walkies Comfort Items: Chewtoy Favorite Place(s) to Cuddle or Rest: in lap or anywhere Favorite Playtime Activity: Sleep Preferences: (any where as long as I'm comfy) (Nicknames are allowed)

[twinypwupy]

pawing at you /silly , boop boop berry

🐳🐛🐘 — for the f/o asks :3 ?

🐳. Is there an age and/or animal you find yourself regressing to around your caregiver? Alternatively if you have multiple fictional caregivers is there a different age and/or animal you regress to around each one?

Eep ..it a list..:3 Elliott (sdv): 0-2, lamb Gallagher (hsr): 1-4, puppy Dr Ratio (hsr): 0-1, kitty JingYuan (hsr): 0-3, raven Neuvillette (genshin): 0-?, dragon ,,,, there more but it so many

🐛. Does your fictional caregiver a specific type of caregiver? (Ie a parental caregiver, a doctor caregiver, an angel caregiver, ect)

>.< Dada ratio is a doctor and teacher caregiver!!

🐘. If you had a play date with another fictional regressor or fictional caregiver who would they be? Would you like to do anything specific with them?

:3 ??... Dowll nu really understand this,,, like pretend? >.< If so..doll would def play pretend royalty with a fictional regressor or with caregiver!!

Boowp boop!! >.<