#pyraposting

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did you know that every time you try to scold a sex-repulsed or sex-averse ace for existing with "aspec people can like sex!" your lifespan shortens by 5 whole months and your demise gets even more fire involved

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He's naturally so pretty why does he make the worst fashion choices known to man. Who looks at this and says. Yeah, dress like a stoner ladybug and dye your hair a hideous green, then we can talk.

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Fucking hate Death Note for showing me Matt's big wide innocent trusting puppy-dog eyes and then instantly killing him in such a way that I am forced to laugh, also my milkshake cup has a red camaro on it. Only consolation comes from the fact that he'd probably do the same if roles were reversed

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I love Near as he is but I regularly mourn the peppy-cinnamonroll-horrifying ghoul grin "yup I'm near!" they euthanised

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"The Death Note fandom is 20 years old" uhm actually no people only started to ease up on the blind Near hatred circa 2021 so actually it's a young three year old child.

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heading off to their wedding

they're dressed like that because they have no class OK??

what the fuck is a kiyomi-ta 🦅🦅🇺🇸

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Perhaps they ought not to have eaten the dragon. There had been people objecting to it at the time. Surely such meat was poisonous. Perhaps it was even an affront, an insult to some intangible order of nature they ought to honour.

But the city was starving, the siege had gone on too long, and the king's troops were still a week's march away. The scorched earth would be fertile again in time, but right now it was barren. Right now there were mouths to feed. So they changed their crossbows for butcher knives and got to work.

None of the royal commanders asked any questions that could not be answered. After all, their aid had come shamefully late. The dragon's horned skull made a noble gift, a fitting tribute from a triumphant city to its humbled king. Who would have thought to question them?

And none of the townsfolk spoke up, when the first golden-eyed babes were born. Children who grew up barefoot and fearless, clambering over the city's patched and rebuilt roofs like they had no notion of falling, with a strange glitter to their skin when the sunlight hit it just so. No one breathed a word about dragons.

Because soon enough there were deft, young hands taking loaves straight out of the oven, heedlessly lifting iron from the forge, plunging into boiling laundry water. And some of them more wondrous still, wild, warm-skinned youths, with inexplicable knowledge and peculiar remedies.

A blessing, their families said proudly. A blessing after so much hardship. Which it was, in its way. This city would never fear dragon fire again.

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FUCK

My mother just asked to see a photo of the FUCKIN DOG

And i wasn't paying attention

And accidentally send THIS

With the text

"Such a good boy 🥺 I'm gonna put him to sleep"

And i didn't see so i just left it for MULTPLE HOURS

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great note to cut off on, past me. don’t even give your future self any indication of where on earth this was going, she’ll figure it out. cheers

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when mikami, mello or takada do something evil: aww darling, c'mon, you must know deep down this isn't right, you deserve a better life

When misa, L or light do something evil: FUCK YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD DIE DIE DIE

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I am Pyra, God of God and Elizabeth God

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

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Near's character is interesting. He's not as self-destructive and obviously in pain as Mello, but he's not not either. One thing that seems to be a theme with him is his willingness to sacrifice anyone, mixed with his immediate shock and pain when he loses anyone. There's some serious head-heart disconnection there y'all

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Me writing Mello's un-death: ok so... he makes Takada give him Mikami's number... or he takes her phone and figures it out. And calls him like "hey I'm a bodyguard of hers. like one Light had her keep secret. she's been kidnapped, contacting me on a secret device. she wants you to-" then he stops Takada halfway through writing his name and gives Lidner the page so she can see the handwriting matches, that way he can get away just fine, and is plan will actually work better and be more foolproof and-

Me writing Matt's un-death: God is good 🙏 🙏 god is so so good 🤲 🤲 god is soo good🙏🙏 🤲 🕍 miracles are real

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Matt has 'mild' echolalia. Mello has BPD + experiences auditory hallucinations. Light was obsessed with the Lion King for three months as a kid. Kiyomi is an insomniac. (I no longer have access to Flee The Facility so I'm spitballing random Death Note HCs into the void)

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@lady-hibiscus

@just-a-living-meat-thing

Challenging you all!

Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!

Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!

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I think Matsuda kinda sucked. like most of the characters suck so this isn't unique, but I don't see him as a reasonable or particularly heroic guy. I think he's way more interesting if you let him be a little morally grey. Let him be weak enough to be suckered by Kira's doctrine, let him shake holding that gun, let him shoot only because of Soichiro, not because he gives a fuck about the other 300K or whatever victims, let him make endless conspiracy theories to try and justify the mass murderer. it's more funnnn