#pyro's answers

[pyr0peyt]

Dear friends, ♥️🫂

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I apologize to everyone for bothering you by repeating my request for help, but it is for my family💔

Of course! Vetted by 90-ghost.

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[casserpillarr]

Asks part 1. :D 👍

SO MUCH SCOUT PRAISE!!! CAREFULL!! ITS GOING TO HIS HEAD!!

More sniper? Granted B)

Comic 7 sniper with the little bug fella! 🪲

Getting that bug picture in my inbox made me smile so wide thank you :)

WAAA THANK YOU ALL SO INCREDIBLY MUCH!!!!! :''DDDDDD

Receiving all these kind asks makes my heart just melt in a puddle and I appreciate every single one. It really makes my day! and it makes me so happy that my art makes you happy! :D

Thank you for your kind words and taking the time to write something that so sweet ❤️ : >

AAAA!!! MY ART IS BEING EATEN!!

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Decided to do some asks in a bundle since they are simular to eachother :D

Im going to do a couple parts of this as i want to answer more asks hehe

Im rather busy so we'll see when that pops up!!

Anyways thank you all for your lovely asks! also happy easter ( ദ്ദി ˙ᗜ˙ )

[800db-cloud]

PLEASE POST THE ONE MILLION DOODLES YOU ARE SHY TO POST /pos 🙏

sure thang o7 here are some i made that i think are good enough to post. can you tell who my favorite merc to draw is

re: the last comic: i have way too many spy hcs. Way Too Many. anyway here’s (BLU) spy accidentally traumadumping on his teammates. is he Alright.

[almondrootwc]

HRHBRBR YOUR ART IS SO PRETTY !

Thanks have a mini pyro

[badlydrawnmercs]

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[midnightshindig]

pssst thinking about rex splode x reader with powers similar to poison ivy... imagine them being the sweetest person alive and making him sweet flowery gifts 🙏 or gifting him any other plants since rex is into home decorating and "oh but this orchid would fit so well!"

Rex Splode x Poison Ivy! Reader

Gn reader!

(Also omg sorry if this is a little ooc, we hardly see Rex being soft and like… romantic… so I’m doing my best lol)

You’d been his most frequent visitor at the hospital, right up there next to Mark and Eve, often spending the day watching the two come and go about their business as you sat and chatted with them

Youve taken to leaving potted plants in his hospital room, making him whatever flowers or plant you think would liven up the dull, sterile space.

One time you take it a bit too far and Cecil chews you out for the full blackberry bush in a hospital

“but he waned blackberries, Cecil! The man doesn’t have a hand, can’t he at least have some blackberries?” gotta hit him with the puppy dog eyes

it works.

when Eve started bringing in home decor magazines, you were surprised by how quickly Rex took to them

like one minute he was all “these potted ferns are gay” and the next he’s describing his dream kitchen in AGONIZING detail

so it’s not surprise that when he gets out and gets home to Guardian hq, he’s all over fixing the vibes of that bitch

Your in the kitchen making some coffee and he comes up behind you, arms around your waist from behind and head on your shoulder like:

”Yknow I think some hanging ivy would look great as a trim in this room, don’t you think?”

Hes almost a little relentless

You’re out in public and he’s dragged you to a home goods and he’s looking at fake plants, googling what they are and asking you very politely(?) to make replicas

The immortal actually gets onto him a little about this

”Rex, we are superheroes among superheroes-Defenders of justice and the innocent, protectors of-“

He’ll be damned if he’s risking his life every day and the dining room table doesn’t have a vase of flowers god damnit

and there is no amount of menace that’s gonna change his mind

”Look me in the eyes and tell me my beautiful wife-“

oh yeah he thinks it’s hilarious to call you his wife as a bit, regardless of your gender

“- doesn’t make the whole place brighter with their plants! This is the first time this place has been decorated with anything other than blood, so can it!”

Everyone in Guardian HQ just like :0

he doesn’t care he loves you and your plants

He takes you on garden dates, like the fancy ones with butterflies and arches and shit

He takes you to home goods. A lot.

ik I mentioned it earlier but it really is a lot

Like you have to tell him to please stop picking home goods for his turn to plan a date

Rex please I can’t do this anymore omg

you go to ikea instead

this is kind of out there but he gets really into scrapbooking, too

like scrapbooking potential interior designs

by cutting up old magazines

He loves to show you his latest I’ll-perspective Frankenstein-esque room

at least he has a hobby that isn’t misogyny or murder or beer

You can’t really find it in you to be anything other than endeared

Being with Rex is a lot like being with your high schools star quarterback, in that he’s abrasive and cocky to a fault

but he never uses this against you, instead you become another thing for him to brag about

”Rexxxxx, whatre you doing?”

he’s taking selfies with you on your date and IMMEDIATELY posting it to his finsta

“Whaaat! I just want everyone to see how hot my partner is, we gotta bless their lives with our hotness, our combined hotness, Y/n, think of the combined hotness!”

you laugh and tuck a freshly-formed daisy behind his ear

Oh that’s another thing: he loves when you braid flowers into his hair

this goes with the hair braiding thing from last time, this man is having a Tangled moment and nobody is going to stop him

All the women on the team think you’re a good influence on Rex, as well as Mark and Eve

The Two of you had only started dating during season two, and everyone was lowkey thrilled it made Rex be slightly less of an asshole

I mean come on, how could he ever be mean in front of you? With your big eyes and soft smile

he just didn’t have the strength

UNLESS he was fighting

there have been a few times where you’ve been pinned in a fight, and Rex’s life flashes before his eyes

full on s2 lobotomy bullshit like villains WISH this man would die

but he can’t die because his like… one true love or wtv is in danger five feet away

he just can’t resist being your knight in shining armor

Unrelated but since meeting you he likes formal wear more

Because you make him custom, special uh. Fuck. Whatever the guy corsages are called. Those.

you make him those.

He never got to go to high school or prom or any real fancy event

so when the GPA has a charity ball he EATS UP the opportunity to have you make him a fancy flower thing

Your outfit is gorgeous and he tells you this, spinning you around and stuff

he may not have super strength but I’ll be damned if he doesn’t throw you around

mr “I don’t work out to save the world, I work out to princess carry my partner”

and he does

Bro Probably Princess carries you to the ball, and in day to day life as well

people are like “Rex wtf” and he threatens to fight them right then and there

luckily almost everyone else thinks you two are cute

and how can Cecil disapprove of someone making Rex so happy and focused on being a better hero

BONUS

his favorite flower is the Firework Gomphrena

due to its resemblance to a pink firework

You surprised him with these one day after a firework display for you and he lost it/pos

God he’s down bad for you

[nebulousmedic]

if you draw Spy x Pyro I'll give my soul to you/nf

sorry I know its been months but please take this

[lightemupsja]

Allen walks out from a portal with a bowl of curry for pyro. "I brought you food lovely~"

- @vines-and-ghosts

“Oh. Umm, thank you.” He smiles.

[ruthytwoshakes]

Haha! Well aren’t you the surprise Mr. Glider! Maybe you can tell us if you like hand wrestling? If yes with who from 9 mercs would you win?

“Ah now there’s a question I can answer! I was pretty good at armwrestling in my prime, just ask my brother! ..Eheh, maybe not. Tende a essere irritabile about these things.. an easily bruised pride, but don’t tell him I said that. Eh, it’s not the worst. We all have our flaws! In fact just yesterday I was-“

“Glider. Stay on track. The question?”

“Che? Ah sì yes! Well winning is no easy feat, these are strong men! Very admirable. Of course I always come out on top, most of the time yes. Here, I will bring out a chart for you.”

“Let’s see, where to start… ah the runner! Scout is a sore loser, the Spy even more so. The Big Man is, a bit too big, and the American doesn’t quite understand the rules. Guai a te! Don’t even try with the doctor.. the other hard-hat is eh, not my biggest fan. The grey little monster I don’t dare to approach, Tu sei fuori if you think I would. But I did for you! Tried to squeeze me to death, like a snake! Figuriamoci. And finally Furbacchione, gets me to bet and then gets me to lose! Lucky that he’s so charming.. eh.”

“I believe that leaves the Hunter! Easy to eh, ‘egg on,’ still don’t get that.. and easy to beat! Hah! I have no idea why he still tries but it is very fun for me! A very expressive man eheh, a lot like my brother. Especially with how much he loses!”

“You know what, -Hey Sniper! You looking for another round?”

“AAAAHIA!”

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[ferngle]

I love how you draw pyro!!!!

You make them so skrimbly!!!

-🔥

thank you <3333

[pyr0peyt]

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Hello I'm Rasmi frome Gaza supporting my wife, Eslam, and she a mother of two girls, Hanaa, 5 years old, and Alma, 1 year old. My house, my car, and my job were destroyed. I lost 11 people from my family in GAZA'S GENOCIDE and I cannot bear to lose more.

Imagine that my 5-year-old daughter surprised me by saying that she feels that she will soon die from a missile that will tear her apart.

Is it fair that my daughter dies while she is still dreaming of life?

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[fortress-substitution-team]

merry smissmas!! y'all like them bananas?

the team is too busy with their celebration to look at the TV

[multiheadcanons]

Hello! How about: There's one last pack of cookies on the base, who gets it? Who's playing keep away? Who's teaming up in the name of baked goods? Discuss.

hmmmm…

depends on how many cookies are left in the last pack.

is it a family pack? because heavy will absolutely just split it evenly into nine piles and hand them out accordingly, and there will be no fight.

if it’s the last singular serving pack in a box of single serves, it is a fight…. for those who care.

girl scout cookies and ice cream sandwiches are lawless land. they either fight for their serving or starve. the highest priority of cookies are samoas, followed by thin mints, followed by tagalongs. but let’s turn our attention back to that middle option.

the people who care about the cookies are scout, soldier, demo, heavy, engineer, and snipes, occasionally. pyro doesn’t actually… like sweets, and the doctor and spy don’t care for garbage american processed cookies.

scout grabs the pack first, and if nobody is there to stop him then he will eat them and let either snipes or heavy know he ate the last pack and to put it on the list. this isn’t an issue, and doesn’t bring any tension.

the issue comes up when demo catches him.

demo will argue if he catches scout taking the last serving of anything. mainly because he wants the serving. but the excuse he will say is that if it’s left until the next grocery run, it can be added to the new pack when it comes in and nobody feels like they missed out. and this actually used to work on scout! this worked until scout caught demo doubling back to the kitchen to grab the pack of cookies.

at this point, tensions are rising. demo will even bring soldier in to help prove his point (a point he himself isn’t even following), and on a good day, demo will split the pack up, and it’ll be done! but that is a rare occurrence, and normally once soldier is involved he gets pissy because damn… he would like an oreo.

scout, seeing the fracture in their alliance, will grab engie, resident food lover, to his side. this also doesn’t work. engie is sitting there like damn… he, too, would like an oreo. can he get an oreo? how hard is it to get a fucking oreo around here?

this is an argument that will increase in volume until the rest of the team is wondering what the fuck is going on in the kitchen. and will go one of these ways:

if heavy reaches the kitchen first, he will simply take the pack from scout and give them all one (1) cookie and take the rest of the pack for himself. nobody is willing to push that further.

if pyro reaches the kitchen first, scout will willingly hand the cookies off and tell pyro to pick someone and give them the pack. this is normally engineer.

if medic reaches the kitchen first, if snipes isn’t in active view of the kitchen, he insists he can split the cookies up and it be fair, so they hand the doctor the cookies. he’ll take one for himself and then toss the pack into the air and watch the chaos ensue. they will trust him every time because they know medic doesn’t like american made cookies, and it is an ultimate betrayal everytime he does this.

is snipes reaches the kitchen first, everyone gets physically removed from the kitchen and the cookies are confiscated. everyone involved is banned from the kitchen for the week, as is his god given right as kitchen and grill guard. but, he’ll make a batch of cookies for the team when he gets a moment alone.

nobody ever knows if spy has ever reached the kitchen in time, they just know they’re in the middle of arguing and scout looks down at his hand and the cookies are gone. this will only throw gas on the fire and devolve the argument into a full fist fight in the kitchen, and the cookies will be placed in the nearest trash receptacle.

[almondrootwc]

Obsessed with the way you draw Pyro. They're like an animal to me. I feel like I could a heard of them wandering the New Mexico badlands

sorry for the late response

[jellazticious]

Can You Make More Teeny Tiny Pyro Doodles ? Begging You On My KNEES 😭💜

Granted

[leffee]

Ok, so, I read all the comics, I have watched expiration date, I have 300+ hours in game and I have questions that I desperately need answers for.

Where are the teams' bases? Or at least RED's base? I remmeber there being something about Mexico? And/or Bad Lands? Bad lands? I think? What are even bad lands, I mean aside form that one map in game? Do we know?

Does the team (teams?) spent their entire time in said base or at least most or is it more of like a "normal" job when you do have a house and just come from it to the job that in this case would be that base? Do they have housesss? Do they have their own rooms in the base? That they sleep in? Help

Is that base in the middle of desert (how I always imagined it but I can't remember why) or is it actually anywhere close to civilization? I mean there's the whole thing with Teufort. Is this town close? Is that base in Teufort? I'm confused.

How on earth do the mercs get around to those different locations that they fight over? I know that the Mann brothers' uhhh territory is big and all, but at least judging from the game many of them are completely different, like there's dessert but there's also snow and stuff with water and- help.

What about Miss Pauling? Does she have a house? And what about the Administrator? Ok, I'm pretty sure that is unknown and is supposed to be like that but maybe not.

There's probably more, but that's all I can remember as of now. Like, the comics so messed with me, I don't understand anything. Are there answers to those questions or is everyone just operating on whatever headcanons they want? Is there some wildly-accepted fanon for that? Cause for once I could actually use it.