#qsmp out of context

[linnavuligar]

QSMP out of context part 2

Part 1

[inksolate]

[blockgamepirate]

Thank you, Comrade Dapper

[scraemoo]

QSMP sounds out of context that are branded into my mind:

Fit: "woah take it eeeeasy Phil"

Phil's out of breath laughter accompanied by his hand hitting the table

Cellbit's panicked screams and high pitched laughs

Maxo: "Obama O: "

Tubbo's NFL coach phase

Etoiles. Just Etoiles. All of them.

Baghera, desperate: "maybe just kill my egg I don't care I- I-"

Jaiden's triumphant gas mask sounds after defeating Cellbit

Pac e Mike's voice

Vegeta: "is no bomb is no bomb look look"

Vegeta: "sorry sorry"

Foolish: "CELLBIT RUN! CELLBIT RUNNN!"

Wilbur: "Tallulah! :D"

IronMouse: "mamelo por atras"

Tubbo: "reaallyyyy?"

Missa: "Phil! ;;"

Etoiles: "when I'm positive, I'm too positive. When I'm negative, I'm too negative. Okay! I'm going to fuck myself!"

Bolas hitting one note so Charlie can adjust his volume

Charlie chasing ElQ and making sounds under the gas mask

Quackity's laugh

Foolish: "Uh yeah I don't think so"

Everyone the day the French arrived: "SAAASUUUKEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

Forever.

Baghera: "if I made cheese with my breast milk, would you try it?"

Charlie's breaking voice in purgatory

Jaiden: "I would try your breast milk" - Baghera: "Thank you Jaiden! I would try yours!"

Feel free to continue the list with yours

[zandlikething]

I love qsmp because you never know what you're going to get, you may get angst and lore and get your mind blown but sometimes it's just

A couple of bird people hanging out with their human friend, one of the not being able to fly the other gaining the confidence to show their wings and then

There is suddenly a dancing floating silverfish in spawn that no one question

To then a man chasing the funny sunny bird for a hour and a half straight while the server is glitchy and lagging only for him to hit the hit box and the server not counting it so the admins just gave it to him after seeing him desperately try and catch the funny sunny bird

This is the face of a man on a mission lol.

(I took all these screenshots from Phil's stream today it was so fun and funny because while Phil was losing his mind over a Minecraft bird I was painting just hearing him yell and curse at the funny sun bird)

[infinitecyanroses]

[goingferalapparently]

trying to explain qsmp to other people is funny because there are so many ways i try to explain it

like "oh yeah these two people are friends because of the egg" and they'll be like "what" and i'll just go "yeah. anyway, the egg's name is bobby and he died three times-" "WHAT" ("one of those times was when a corrupted code killed him" "a corrupted what??!!")

the best one was when i was telling my sister "oh and then q!quackity got dropped into the water and kicked from the server" and she paused (bc she knows of qsmp) and went "..isnt qsmp quackity's smp?" "yeah" "so how'd he get kicked from it??"

i mean. it holds true to like, any other fandom out of context but god its been so long since ive had a new fandom to do this to people about

[capoismail]

"I'll lay my egg if you lay yours"

[greyrobins]

[royalarchivist]

Pac: I'm ready, to crush you, Fit!

Fit: Alright, let's do this. Yeah, I'm gonna whoop your ass! I'm gonna whoop your fckin' ass! Let's go, huh!

Pac: I'd like to see that!

Phil: I'm gonna count you guys down, ok? I'm gonna count you guys down. We're gonna do three rounds, gonna do three rounds. K, you ready? Have you chose your weapon?

Fit: Yeah, my fists!

Phil: OH SHT– Well Pac just pulled out a knife! 😨🔪

Pac: [Puts away his knife] We'll do fists? Ok.

Fit: [Laughs]

Phil: [Laughs] Ok, ok just– [Laughs] Just fists, just fists– 😅

[celluzu]

Pac

[demodraws0606]

[terezicaptor]

Pac and Tubbo literally gay kissed during the happy pills arc?? Chat is this real

[pyrosomatic-metamorphosis]

oh im gonna be SO annoying about bbh in a minute. i keep saying the same thing over and over again but his character is too fucking complex motherfucker is like:

"i'm a demon who is 11,000 years old and i refuse to acknowledge that im a demon nor that i do bad things (like steal furniture) but i will help people every chance i get despite saying im going to stop doing that and i am going to devote my life to protecting these fragile little eggs even though i know im going to lose them one day because i love them too much (and i know i can do that and it will one day be okay, because i have an immortal diamond to keep me company even if he isn't here now). when my friend throws himself beneath the spokewheel of the federation i will be there, bitter about my loss, but i will not start a revolution until he proves he deserves one. i will do what i can to safeguard his system against corruption because i am afraid the federation will use him to hurt us. i know he doesn't want to hurt us. he keeps hurting me. he is isolated by our distrust in him and he is still working hard to try to be a good person in an inherently corrupt system that cannot be fixed so i will build him a statue. i will not kill him when he takes a picture of me in the presidential chair (that was almost mine) and puts it on his wall and calls me 'employee of the month.' i didn't do all of that work for the federation i did it for him like i do it for others because they are my friends. i will exhaust every option i have to build a reason to NOT start a revolution. to not kill him. because i have to say that i tried. i feel like i have made so many compromises. i have held myself back to try to find reason. i will still remove his access to my base. when the island turns against me and he locks me in a cage for a crime i did not commit, i will remove everyone's access (except for my family the french and my family the eggs). i am having fun. when the eggs appear the next day with cracks and dirty shells i will worry, but i know they're strong. they'll be okay. (when i find my son's secret lab and his unethical experiments that cause him harm i will be proud because he has done what i do. he has helped. i want him to be safe but we are never safe and i trust him more than anyone else. i know now, and i can help him be safe.) when the eggs go missing i will be silent. i will look for them, and i will destroy for them, and i will bargain for them, and i will cry for them, and i will not accept their loss. when my friend who is president who once built a safehouse that saved my eggs' lives is finally damaged by the federation (like i knew he would be when he became president) and he starts to hurt people by pushing the same treatment onto them i will not be surprised. i will be surprised when he tries to marry me. i will not blame him (much) when he tries to kill me. our children are missing. he is forced to pretend that his is not. i wish i could too. i will not tell him yes or no because i need an open avenue to manipulate him (because to save him i will have to manipulate him). i will not marry him because he is out of his mind. i have said marriage is overrated. i have also said that i want to live with him in a house with our kids and my skeppy. when he tells me that he wants to be happy with me i will still say 'aw' because it is the most genuine thing he has said to me and i miss my friend. i will still try to kill him. i fail to kill him with someone else's plan. i don't place a block to lock him in place. i hesitate. it doesn't matter if it's on purpose because the next plan works. i will reveal an item that could destroy me to my closest allies (and tubbo) because it will let us save him. we save him. when he kills himself 18 times over i back away from the explosion in surprise and then step close again. while i have grieved i have thrown myself into mines. it doesn't matter. i am numb and want to feel something. everything has lost colour. we save him.

i visit federation workers and ask them about my eggs and they do not tell me anything. i know they are lying. i visit the graveyard to talk to my lost eggs. i have lost all of the eggs. i do not know how to save them. i lay in the mud. it rains and rain signifies the monster has returned to kill my children but my children are not here and so i do not care. when i go home i will become so angry and i will go down to my basement (which i have locked like my friend locked the entrance to his greatest fantasy. we are so alike and our delusions are different. he child was real; here is the secret to finding my children) where i have locked a federation worker away. i will not wash away the blood stains.

i am also part-time grim reaper and i only ever dress up in robes to make people drink more water."

[zandlikething]

Dapper out of context pt. 1

[svtskneecaps]

oh yeah i know i missed the purgatory anniversaries bc time isn't real but i found this in my sibling and i's texts a while back lmao