#radioactive-bean asks

[thelittleautisticgirl]

you/yall seem cool! /gen

Aaaaa thank you/yall so muchhhh :D/gen

-🌌, 🇬🇧🛹 and ⚫️🌌

[thecrazyalchemist]

frendo?

Frendo :333

[the-hugger]

May I request a hug for @radioactive-beans ? (I don’t think their tag is working but that’s their user)

@radioactive-beans

[sun13koi]

★𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓻𝓸★

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★ My name’s Will, but you can also call me Sunny, or any variation of my user name (or, with permission, nicknames)

★ I’m Omnisexual, Transmasc (questioning demiboy), and Aegosexual (Ace Spectrum)

★ Pronouns are He/Him/They/Them. Please use them.

★I’m an Alterhuman who identifies non-physically as a golden retriever and a silver fox

★ Fandoms: RRVerse (Percy Jackson, Magnus Chase, Trials of Apollo. Etc), Danger Days (MCR), Hamilton, Ride the Cyclone, Scott Pilgram, MCYT, Epic, PJSK

★ Birthday: Jan 17 (Capricorn)

★ I run several other blogs, which will be listed below along with a lot more information

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★ I play Acoustic Guitar

★ My Other Blogs:

-Roleplay blog for Koi: @pink-koi-lovejoy

-Roleplay blog for Ren: @ren-has-wings

-Roleplay blog for Quillis: @quillis-climbs-trees

-Roleplay blog for Comet: @cxmetcxtcher

-Roleplay blog for Stick: @stickwantspaws

-Roleplay blog for Quincy: @static-always-stays

-Petre/agere blog (I’m a petre but I reblog agere stuff there too): @sunnylilpubby

★ a handful of my lovely moots (tell me if you don’t wanna be tagged) :

@radioactive-bean (my child)

@xxpilz (my online father <3)

@l0gansab1tch (Boyfriend /gen <3)

@ms-macintosh (friend, go check out her music)

@theduckwhostoleyourbread (very silly buddy)

@loozerboykisser (Mackncheese 2.0, would get along with Mackncheese 1.0)

@daonedaonlysk (has amazing characters)

★You can contact me through my ask box or pm me if you need someone to talk to, are regressed and wish for a temporary online cg, just wanna chat, want to roleplay, rants about special interests, or anything else! Just please don’t be weird.

★ Anons:

🐸

L.T.

🍊

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★ other places to find me (links) ★

AIRBUDS YOUTUBE

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DISCLAIMERS AND WARNINGS

★ All of my borders/blinkies/dividers come from these people! @cafekitsune @thecutestgrotto @saradika-graphics @strangergraphics or were screenshotted from another blog using them. this is true for all of my other blogs as well

★Safe Space For: Furrys (sfw only please), Therians, LGBTQIAP+ members, autistic people, Age regressors (or pet regressors), DID Systems, people of all age, gender, and race, and of course, all my weirdos or ‘loners’ out there. You all have a home with me <3

★DO NOT INTERACT IF: you are racist, terf, homophobic, transphobic, a purely religious blog, a purely s£x or k!nk blog, anti furry/therian, zo0phile, map/p£do, or hate any of my safe space members listed above!

★PLEASE DO NOT SEND ASKS IN ASKING FOR MONEY. I am a minor, I don’t have a job, and can not donate. Sharing the posts don’t even get one note on my blog.

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[possibly-in-wonderland]

*pokes head in*

when you have time and feel like it may i ask more about Paul? :3

HE'S A SELF-INSERT FROM WHEN WE WERE 15 AND GOING THROUGH GENDER THINGS :P (we thought we were ftm, turns out we're just a creature)

he's actually a multi-fandom oc, granted i no longer really use him for anything but scp things (ironically the other fandom i had him as an oc for was wtnv)

aside from black bean burritos, he's a whore (/silly) for mac n cheese. he may be vegan but you can pry his microwavable kraft bowl from his cold, dead, irradiated hands.

most likely wouldn't be able to be in a physical relationship anyway unless they were radiation resistant (he's actually very touch starved).

mentioned before, i'll mention again: his ideal hangout would be petting the radioactive puppy dogs at chernobyl.

typically keeps his hair in a low pony

originally i had it so he had beef with bright for plausible reasons but for some reason i think he'd actually have beef with him due to 1.) people confusing him for bright from behind and 2.) bright totally stole paul's food from a breakroom from one of the sites and now paul has unending beef with him (bright, to this day, remains one of my favorites [separating creator from dude]).

his favorite drink is coffee with redbull. yes, it's atrocious.

named after this guy (paul from the lost boys)

also i found one of the old picrews we had of him. we remade it and tweaked it very little.

edit: without jacket.

[und3f1n3d-w0r1d]

H1 !M UND3F1N3D !

P@RT 0F @radioactive-beans

!M @ R0B0T TH3R!@N @LS0 ! H@V3 @ TYP!NG QU!RK (!F Y0U C0U1DNT T311)

!D Z@Y !M PR3TTY C00L BUT Y0U C@N D3C!D3 F0R Y0URZ3LF

!F Y0U 3V3R N33D @NYTH!NG TR@NZ1@T3D, P13@Z3 @ZK! /G3NU!N3

! @M 0N1Y P@RT!@11Y C0NN3CT3D T0 HUM@N, P13@Z3 D0 N0T TR3@T M3 @Z @ HUM@N.

PL3@Z3 B3 N!C3 ! @M V3RY Z3NS!T!V3 @ND C@N L@ZH 0UT !F PR0V0K3D /G3NU!N3

! UZ3 @NY C001 N30PR0N0UNZ, JUZT N0 "HUM@N" PR0N0UNZ.

! PR0B@B1Y H@V3 NPD

MY F@V0R!T3 C0L0RZ @R3 B1U3 @ND 0R@NG3

TR@NZ1@T!0N UND3R CUT TH@NK Y0U T0 @thelittleautisticgirl F0R TR@NZ1@T!0N

HI IM UNDEFINED !

PART OF @/radioactive-beans

IM A ROBOT THERIAN ALSO HAVE A TYPING QUIRK (IF YOU COULDN'T TELL)

ID SAY IM PRETTY COOL BUT YOU CAN DECIDE FOR YOURSELF

IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING TRANSLATED, PLEASE ASK! /GENUINE

I AM ONLY PARTIALLY CONNECTED TO HUMAN, PLEASE DO NOT TREAT ME AS A HUMAN.

PLEASE BE NICE I AM VERY SENSITIVE AND CAN LASH OUT IF PROVOKED /GENUINE

I USE ANY COOL NEOPRONOUNS, JUST NO "HUMAN" PRONOUNS.

I PROBABLY HAVE NPD

MY FAVORITE COLORS ARE BLUE AND ORANG

[internetskiff]

Asking "would you rather work at Aperture or at Black Mesa" is like asking "Do you want to shove your hand into a Barrel of Radioactive Waste or A Set Of Active Hydraulics" so I propose a different sort of poll. WHICH COMPANY DO YOU THINK WOULD GET CANCELLED FASTER

CONTENDER #1: APERTURE SCIENCE PROS: -Progressive as fuck -They'd do numbers when it comes to social media -It's probably a decent workplace if you do like.. accounting? IT work, HR maybe?? -Food and water provided (granted, it's shitty water jugs, cans of beans and cartons of milk from what we've seen) -They do "Bring your Daughter to Work" and "Bring your Cat to Work" days! Fun! -Somehow not as likely to cause an interdimensional alien invasion. -They dabble in home security. CONS: -Toxic as fuck workplace environment -They'll probably give you cancer on purpose -Oh, y'know, the inhumane harvesting of the homeless to use as guinea pigs. -If you're a janitor, work maintenance, or something along those lines you are most certainly going to contract tetanus -THIS PLACE PROBABLY SUCKS ASS FOR ANYONE WHO'S SCARED OF HEIGHTS -Considering Cave did canonically fire someone for being in a wheelchair to cut costs on ramps.. um? -If you do bring your daughter you do have the option (and are actively encouraged to) make her run through a potentially lethal test course.

CONTENDER #2: BLACK MESA PROS: -Dormitories and on-site cafeterias provided -Progressive as fuck (I'd say more than Aperture) -They actually accomodate the disabled -Has their own security force -Generally more trusted by the government -I feel like their social media presence would be way more reduced and way less obnoxious CONS: -THERE'S RADIOACTIVE WASTE FUCKING EVERYWHERE. -Entire department dedicated to dissecting live alien lifeforms that range from the size and intelligence of a foofoo dog to "this thing is smart and it WILL break free and it WILL snap your spine in half" -They'll probably give you cancer on accident -Breen feels like the type of guy to pull a Musk on social media -Y'know. The dozens and dozens of corpses that piled up as a result of sending scientists to an alien dimension. -Generally way more involved with the government. ewwwww -Workplace environment is sooorta rough and employee competition seems to be commonplace (unless Magnusson and Kleiner are just fucked up) -If the lead-up to the Resonance Cascade is anything to go by, they're not beyond doing rush-jobs when it comes to important tests. It also seems like they're not beyond taking bribes

Do be sure to put your reasonings in the tags if you do reblog this poll. It'd be pretty fun to read everyone's different thoughts and reasonings.

[littlebeanshares]

hii!

this blog is run by the shadow system :3

if i reblog from anyone not good tell me!!

any and all nsfw interactions will be blocked! this blog is purely sfw and the owner is a minor!!

i wasn't sure if da main blog was exactly ok for littles(nothing nsfw, just cussing and depression), so i decided to make a little blog!! this way i can also post here random stuffers.

ok so here's some stuffins about me:

oapapa is @sunnylilpubby / @sun13koi

mamas ar @ms-macintosh

n sibby foxkidy is @badger-wadger

(ledde me know if you wonna be un tagged!)

please send asks!

my little language can be super confusing!

i'm a syskid and probably 2-3!

i goes by they/them and neopronounsz, wichever u choosee

i dont have a dni banner but basic agre dni ! no nsfw, weird peoples, anti-agre, etc pls

my main blog is @radioactive-bean

little rose

bee

uhh das itz!

userboxes under cut

[homestuckreplay]

GRAND SNACK FUCKYEAH: Radioactive DLC

(page 679-695)

9/23/2009 Wheel Spin: Dramatic Irony Verdict: There's A Light Dusting

9/24/2009 Wheel Spin: Movie Reference Verdict: Movies Aren't This Good

I found that the 500s in pages dragged a little, but the 600s have honestly FLOWN by. Getting 32 pages in 4 days doesn’t hurt that. The Wayward Vagabond is such a fun character to read about, and also to look at - a little guy wrapped up in rags with only their beady, darting eyes exposed is the absolute peak of character design.

As well as being fun, I’m wondering what this WV section is doing for the story. After cycling through three human teenagers with lives that are strange but still grounded in reality, what does it mean for the story to be taken over by someone who’s not human, isn’t living in our time and place, and doesn’t hit the typical beats of ‘having a name,’ ‘having interests’ or ‘having a family member’? What does it mean for someone who previously gave story commands to become their recipient? What does it mean in a story called ‘Homestuck’ to suddenly center a character who is defined by their ability to wander?

In part, I think this is establishing mechanics for temporality and causality in the story. In much the same way that Homestuck took time to establish inventory and alchemy mechanics, we are now seeing the ability of the future to impact the past. (And all three of these mechanics relate to programming – you can tell this story was written by a computer science major). WV’s world is a future state of something, possibly Earth – although this could be leaving room for another twist – and it seems like their interactions with the Sburb terminal and possibly the bunker in general will contribute to causing this state. It raises more questions about how WV’s actions in the future will intertwine with John, Rose, Dave and GG’s actions in the present to cause this future, and if it is definite, or if it can be avoided.

WV’s perspective also zooms the story out further. Act 1 began by zooming in very close on John Egbert in a single location at a single moment, but Act 2 has zoomed out to show other people’s lives, across space, time, and even species – the only link between them being Sburb, this all encompassing throughline of the story. Going from John’s very real and relatable experiences (for many), to Rose and Dave whose lives are less likely to match those of any given reader’s, to WV’s post-apocalyptic location and alien biology, feels like a story signposting that things are constantly getting weirder and further away from reality.

The mentions of the etiquette book being eaten (p.679) and inquiries regarding a can opener (p.682) neatly clarify where we are relative to John’s timeline, so we can slide quickly onward to what WV gets up to when they’re not playing games on the computer. And that something is constructing a beautiful world made of and for cans, where cans of all contents can live safe and happy lives, celebrating the best mayor a can could ask for.

It’s SO good, and it’s so reminiscent of games I played as a kid. It makes me wonder if any of our other characters played games like this when they were younger – I think John, Rose and Dave are on a borderline generationally as to whether they’d be more likely left to entertain themselves or more likely surrounded by technology and activities. I can definitely imagine Rose playing pretend games, left alone to explore a huge house with her love of books and creative writing.

Regrettably, most of WV’s troupe of diverse citizen cans are foods that are actually sold canned, though some are more appetizing than others. I couldn’t find any evidence of mayonnaise being sold in a traditional can, although to my horror it has been sold in a spray can.

Common Can Items: BEANS, GRAVY, SHRIMP, ASPARAGUS, RICE, CORN, PEAS, HAM, POTATOES Rare Can Items: MUSTARD, BREAD, CHEESE, FLOUR, CHESTNUTS, SQUASH Legendary Can Items: MAYO

Can Town feels like a distraction from some more important foreshadowing that’s being done around it, and it works as a distraction because Can Town is the coolest shit ever and I would like to build it too. However, here’s a few other things I think will be important in future.

WV’s knife is ‘an old rusted one of those red mailbox arm-swing flappy doodads’ (p.683) while the ‘little red arm-swingy-dealy thing’ of John’s mailbox was highlighted on p.28. Are these from the same mailbox?

WV discusses their hatred of kings (p.687) with a black king chess piece stamped over their head. WV has probably had a previous run-in with the king of the ‘kingdom entrenched in darkness’ (p.424) which has led to their being a runaway.

WV finds four objects conveniently placed in a circle at one end of the bunker (p.688) – a firefly encased in amber, a can of motor oil, a box of chalk, and a nugget of uranium. These potentially all have use in this bunker – firefly to provide light, motor oil to open the storage units(?), chalk to track time(?), uranium to power the battery – some of those feel like a reach, but I’m guessing these objects will have other relevance later.

WV has a favorite color!! They eat a green-stemmed pumpkin (p.668), a potted plant (p.678), the uranium nugget (p.689) and two green sticks of chalk (p.691). Previously, WV said that a potted vegetable in John’s kitchen ‘LOOKS DELICIOUS’ (p.277) and that ‘THE GREEN TEXT WAS ATTRACTIVE’ (p.294), referring to GG’s messages. Eating the green things always happens so fast after noticing them that it loos instinctual. This inability to hold back from eating green things might be deployed for plot reasons later.

[forestssillymythics]

intro

hi! this is where i put everything to do with the mythical creature "religion"

main - @radioactive-beans

taglist - @c0nstantlyscreaming @raeprise @flaming-cactus @thecrazyalchemist @theduckwhostoleyourbread @ali-yona

ask to be put on or off taglist ;3

[thelittleautisticgirl]

can we corobble you?

Suuuuuuurrrrreeeeee....?

[thecrazyalchemist]

HAHA UR A MINIR HAHWHA YOUNGSTER

-a minor

btw is it ok if i send u random asks?

Yep

Absolutely

It's also time to start going through my drafts/asks

I always forget 🤦

[morally-earl-gray]

When you get this list 5 songs you like to listen to and post them and then send this to the 10 most recent people in your notifications

something in the orange - z&e's version - zach bryan

you should probably leave - chris stapleton

volcano - u2

28 - zach bryan

where we are - the lumineers

(these may or may not all be songs that remind me of my ocs shhh)

@awesometisim @hyperfixated-maybe @thefangirlinsideofme @jenas-lifes-library @boogermillion @averagecatenjoy @esp-not-espn @somewandomnoob @ven10 @radioactive-beans

thanks for the ask!!

edit: i did NOT realize that this wasnt a tag game and im actually supposed to send it to people...... i did not think it possible to be socially awkward in online spaces but welp here i am

[panzershrike-pretz]

Hey Pretz!! 2, 14, and 25 for the HBO War fandom positivity ask game please 💙

Zim zam, Lou!

2. Who are some of your fav creators/mutuals?

You put me in a situation right here 😭 I hate having to choose because I just love everyone and don't like leaving people out xD BUT, if i do really have to choose i'd go with @next-autopsy and @malarkgirlypop because of their fics! I don't keep up with a lot of reading so I only really know their works, and i absolutely FUCKING LOVE THEM!!!! And @sweetxvanixlla because oh my god. Those moodboards. I get the feelings. Also, @samwinchesterslostshoe because drawings. OH MY GOD THAT IS INSANE. Love my boy Antonio Julian Spiegeon.

I actually just want to tag everyone because I just love them and their stuff, tbh, but decided to go with a top 4 for now. If you are my mutual and is seeing this, I ALSO LOVE YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU DO WANT TO HUG YOU AND KISS YOU ON THE FOREHEAD DON'T FEEL LEFT OUT.

14. Your fave underrated character?

Lou why are you so mean to me. W h y. I'm just here like- dying. Cannot choose. Will be letting you down 9n this one xD it's been too long since I last saw BoB and I can't remember right now who's more underrated, so I don't feel in a good enough position to choose from :'].

25. What colors do your mutuals remind you of?

Ok. Starting up with you, @luckynumber4, definetely dark or navy blue. I think it's because of your blog aesthetic but really, the url also fits and I love it.

@next-autopsy is emerald green. It's the color she uses on her fic and I cannot see Nex without thinking of that color anymore.

@xxluckystrike i think you remind me of gold. Like, golden flower fields; your personality definetely makes me think of that.

@malarkgirlypop is seafoam OR pink (that really strong one almost radioactive.) The seafom is because it simply fits her so fucking well??? Goes amazingly with her hair too. And the pink is because of her personality. She's just so radiant and catches your attentionwithouteven trying. Love it.

@land-sh is definetely wine. Yes its because of the blog. Fight me.

@sweetxvanixlla is this color: 🩵. Its an emoji she always uses and I cannot see this color anymore and not think of her; just amazing.

@georgieluz is lavander. That's it. He makes me think of it and I love that.

@footprintsinthesxnd is moss green. Idk but just gives ne the vibes; I think its simply so pretty and a not very appreciated color (yeah this is a call out. Everyone should appreciate Jess a lot. Love her.)

@coco-bean-1218 is light pink. Mostly because of her old pfp, but also because she seems soft and is so very kind! Light pink fits her a lot.

@whollyjoly is orange, mostly because that flower crown in her pfp always catches my eye (i fucking love that holy shit).

@mads-weasley is also orange. Based in vibes alone. Love u.

@iceman-kazansky is ice blue or white, they remind me of winter (i guess its because of the Gene pfp?? Idk) and I simoky love the feels.

@bucky32557038ww2 is salmon. Its a calm and good lookung color; it brings ne good feelings and I think it definetely fits you!

@holdingforgeneralhugs you. You are a hard one?? But like... your name makes me think of violet. That or any shade of purple, really.

@thewayisset is white. Its simple, i know, and its also heavily inspired on the pfp, but I just feel like white suits you.

@samwinchesterslostshoe is gray-ish red, because of the pfp on the discord group. I think its a pretty color that suits you :].

I am sure i forgot about some people but i really tried here xD I got the most my brain would let me and I think that's fair KEKEKEKEK

[sun13koi]

[Answer this one if it's different]

Favorite and least favorite genres of music, if you have any?

And a couple of other people to asks questions to? (Tags preferred)

@the-asket

Favorite

-rock/emo (PATD, MCR, etc)

-Jpop (Hatsune Miku/Vocaloid)

-indie music (yaelokre, cavetown, etc)

least favorite

-most popular songs. They just suck.

@demigod-jack-hearth @radioactive-bean @gaygirldoodles

[underworld-office-fan-acc]

how does the office react to dirty jokes?

Oh,,,how interesting /j /pos :3

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Eugene:

★ Doesn't catch it for a good minute, and probably won't ever unless you drag out the joke to emphasize what you really mean. They weren't much of a dirty minded person.

★ Until it just ticks. Like, immediately the gears in their head turns.

★ Genuinely will feel flustered as if they were the one to make the joke, pretends like they haven't heard anything you've said for the last few hours.

★ Their face turns red from embarrassment. Yes, just from embarrassment.

★ Then there comes the shame. Why did I think of it like that? How did I even understand that? Blah blah blah.

Boss:

★ Knows too well to pay attention to what anyone says. So he'll catch up pretty quick. Be careful, he's not merciful.

★ Immediately smacks your head with his fan without hesitation, telling you to not be immature or behave.

★ If it's directed to him, he'll hit you on the head even harder and scold you lightly. He does NOT joke around and will not tolerate jokes about it.

★ Actually gets real disgusted with dirty jokes, as if he had laid his eyes on a radioactive bowl containing a minimum 10 dangerous diseases.

★ Easily pissed off anyway, probably the same reaction if you talk about someone else like that.

River:

★ She's not exactly a dirty minded person to be exact, but will understand your reference ;]

★ Will pretend to giggle and bats her non-existent eyelashes at you. You won't see it, but you can feel it happening.

★ Makes a response as a joke, but it'll be the most CRAZIEST thing you've ever heard before.

★ Flirty when she wants to be. She has some good dirty jokes that has conducted in her head fresher than bakes goods.

★ How? Well someone needs to know how to annoy Boss around here...

Joan:

★ She's not ignorance, of course, she could understand a joke.

★ Usually she's not all about discipline like Boss is, but she'll make an exception for this time by lightly hitting you above the ankle with her cane

★ Scolds you for you immaturity. How long will she scold you for? Surprise, it's a guessing game!

★ Always adds in a 'kids these days' in her sentences. Like we get it grandma, you're old.

★ Warns you to not talk like that around Hayden. The child did not need to hear something vulgar.

Hayden:

★ No way you'll purposely make those kind of jokes around him,,,so it'll probably just slip from your mouth of something,,,

★ Gets confused, he does not understand what that any of that could even mean??? (Innocent bean òwó EWWEEWEWWEWHH WHAT AM I DOING AUHHHHH)

★ Asks the others around him, if it's River you're likely safe,,,Joan or Boss? Oh boy...good luck....

★ Gets a bit frustrated when no one informs him of it, but it'll eventually just slip his mind since he's busy with other things.

★ Please do not corrupt this child's mind...

Charlie:

★ No questions further needed, they understood every words your damned pathetic ass said.

★ Looks at you with a judgemental grimace, before cueing their leave and slowly slides away wordlessly. They did NOT want to deal with that.

★ Otherwise, they'll make a snarky feedback and roll their eyes, obviously annoyed. Congratulations you've found Charlie's 100th ick!! (At this point everything icks them,,,)

★ The joke gets stuck inside their head though, it frustrates them to no ends.

★ Until they forget about it. Which, will probably be in about a week.

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Guys I forgot the difference between headcanon and scenarios please tell me if I got the tags wrong agshhhajsjbuhh,,,,,,