#ralvez incorrect

[bambinafangirls]

luke: the stress from this case has been horrible for the baby

garcia: what baby?

luke: spencer.

[spritehouse]

spencer, waking up from surgery: my boyfriend's gonna be mad if he sees you touching my chest like that

luke, rubbing spencer's chest: i am your boyfriend

spencer's heart monitor: 📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉

[incorrect-ralvez]

Derek: I have a question.

Spencer: Shoot.

Derek: Is the S or C in scent silent?

Garcia: Fuck you, I’m going to be thinking about this all day.

Spencer: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’m gonna say the S is silent.

Derek: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way.

Garcia: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent.

Luke: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound.

Spencer: Luke is not allowed to talk anymore.

[spencestiel-michelle]

Reid: my drawing compass fell apart. they canceled the doctor who convention. i dropped my last contact in the sink drain. i broke the binding on my favorite book. and my goldfish died. 

Luke: why don’t come out with us? get your mind off of things. 

Reid: you guys go, i’m just gonna read. 

Luke: you can’t lock yourself up in here after the week you’ve had. 

Reid: i’m gonna stay here- 

Luke: no, i’m going to come back and find your head in the oven. let’s go.

[multi-fan-girlie]

Derek: so how did the doctors appointment go kid?

Spencer: really good she said I was really artistic!

Derek: i-..kid I don't think she mea-

Luke: don't you dare

[ralvezfanatic]

Emily: Reid can't be good at everything, I bet he's a bad kisser

Luke: No, he's good at that too

Emily: What?

Luke: What?

Taglist: @starch1ldz, @the-gregster, @jaden-reid, @lover-of-books-and-tea, @eli-chris

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

LUKE: You know how the human brain is full of pipes?

SPENCER: I did not…

LUKE: You didn’t know about that?

SPENCER: I didn’t know about that.

LUKE: Okay, well the brain’s full of pipes. You know how philosophers have these thoughts, and they try and push these thoughts through these pipes? When you’re having a big idea, is it best to break it up into lots of little thoughts, about the size of peas, and squeeze them through in quick succession, or just bite the bullet and force it through your mind pipe in one huge clod? Like gritting your teeth and thinking for dear life?

SPENCER: …

SPENCER: Well, that’s a very interesting way of describing two general tendencies in philosophy. One, the more analytic style, which means cutting problems up into bite-sized portions—

LUKE: Peas.

SPENCER: Into… peas. And, the other a more synthetic approach which takes on a larger perspective. So, your characterization is, in fact, a rather intriguing delineation of two major strands in current philosophy.

LUKE: …

LUKE: Is that good?

SPENCER: Excellent.

LUKE: *fist pumps* Yessss.

(source: Cunk on Earth)

[gaypoetsblog]

It's just my opinion but Ralvez makes more sense than Jeid ever will. Do not fight me on this

[starchaser45]

Emily:so how are you settling in

Luke: oh it's great everyone I meet so far is great

Penelope: listen I don't like you newbie but did it happen yet

Luke: did what happen?

Penelope: did you meet him ???

Luke: who?

Penelope: oh so you didn't I mean you would have known if you did

JJ: you talking about Reid?

Penelope: obviously, I mean he didn't get the Reid effect so obviously he didn't meet him?

Luke: the Reid effect?

Penelope: yeah like everyone that joins the team fall in love with him I mean unless they were already in a relationship

Luke*amused*: really?

JJ: yep

Emily: it's a universal thing you won't get it till you meet him

Luke: I don't think I'm gonna have this problem

Penelope: I bet you 10 bucks you will

Reid*from behind him*: hi, I missed you all oh you must be Luke Alvez it's nice to meet you*smiles*

Luke*stunned*: hi, it's nice to meet you too *hands Garcia her very well earned 10 bucks*

[myanxietydemonaretootired]

The BAU in the beach

Emily: Hey, look, your boyfriend *points to a red flag*

Luke: Ha ha. Hey, look, your girlfriend *points to the same place*

Emily: Jokes on you, JJ doesn't have- OH MY GOD SHE'S DROWNING, JJ!!!

[reidingrainbow]

Luke: Why doesn't Spencer find me sexy when I bite my lip?

Tara: What do you look like when you bite your lip?

Luke: *bites lip*

Tara: …Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

[bambinafangirls]

emily, disgusted: you two hooked up on my office floor?!?

luke: well not directly on the floor

luke: i’m classy, i brought a blanket

[spritehouse]

luke: this edible ain't shit

luke, holding spencer: i've always wanted to fuck him

[incorrect-ralvez]

Spencer: Your smile? It makes my day.

Luke: Your happiness? I live for that.

Rossi: A room? Get one.

Penelope: Hotel? Trivago.

[starboyrockstar]

CRIMINAL MINDS INCORRECT QUOTES #2

Spencer: we aren't dating Luke

Luke: according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is not true.

[multi-fan-girlie]

Spencer: I have decided that I am, in fact, a snack, it's just that no one is hungry

Luke: *under his breath* I'm starving