#random monkey🐒

[incredible-ignoramus]

Мне нравится факт о Ласло из псп версии симс 2 о том, что он начал заниматься наукой только для того чтобы проводить эксперименты с обезьянами, это забавно и вполне ему подходит

[starlight420-dreamz]

[madabapf]

Random Shadowpeach Idea:

Macaque finds a book at the library.

He shows this book to Wukong.

When MK arrives, Wukong + Macaque are both giving him evil grins.

MK is confused and a little scared.

They show MK what they have... it's a book of 'Dad Jokes'.

MK immediately enters his monkey form, to get away from them! 🐒

LMAO

somehow i feel like MK would pull an uno reverse and start making skibidi rizz type jokes at them

wukong would pick up on them after a while and they'd torment macaque together

full 360, o7 macquack

[hunn1e-bunn1e]

Hi! Can I ask of its okay to ask/request?

If so, Could you do with Samon, from Nanbaka, with Reader, as an inmate, and has an animal companion, a literal Monkey, Kinda like Aladdin and Abu?

These two, Reader and Monkey, has closed bonds since their were little, that they understand and learning what they know each other, like climbing or understanding each others language, etc.

This monkey known for being mischievious/prankster to others and being protective & aggressive at men, who're trying to court/flirt/pervy towards Reader.

(also you can add this, if you want; monkey can kill or make 'unfortunate' accidents that even S/O and others didn't/don't know how it happens)

Gokuu Samon - Inmate Male Reader With A Mischievous Monkey Companion

🐇.•°•.🐇.•°•.🐇.•°•.🐇.•°•.🐇.•°•.🐇.•°•.🐇.•°•.🐇.

Hey anon, I saw the ask you sent before this second one, but since this one is the most recent I'll use it instead of the first. Anyhow, I'm glad you sent me a Nanbaka ask, I love that anime, and Samon is one of my favorite characters, so I'll handle this ask with care. Oneshot and headconnons combined~ This ask is written in the third person because I can. The lyrics quoted in this one are from the song “Doing Time” by Lana Del Rey. —Benny🐰

                                                                                                   

🐒•♡•🐒•♡•🐒•♡•🐒•♡•🐒•♡•🐒•♡•🐒•♡•🐒

❝𝕺𝖓 𝕷𝖔𝖈𝖐𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓, 𝕷𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝕬 𝕻𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖗𝖞- 𝕾𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖕𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖘 𝕳𝖊𝖗 𝕷𝖔𝖛𝖎𝖓' 𝕬𝖑𝖑 𝕺𝖛𝖊𝖗, 𝕭𝖚𝖙 𝖂𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖊 𝕲𝖊𝖙𝖘 𝕳𝖔𝖒𝖊, 𝕿𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊'𝖘 𝕹𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝕷𝖊𝖋𝖙 𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝕸𝖊~❞

. . .

🈯  It would seem that poor Inori gets the brunt of Abu's fury, the boar-like man having a small crush on the handsome new inmate much to the little monkey's chagrin. Abu put the poor guard through the ringer; stealing his hat and armband, hiding his keys from him, and throwing random objects at his head. This poor man has been reprimanded by Samon so many times now it's not even funny. Yeah, let's just say that Inori steered clear of [Name]'s cell for quite a while after that, it just wasn't worth it in his opinion. Surprisingly, the other guards had a much easier time with the little monkey; so long as they didn't linger in front of the cell for too long Abu didn't have any issues with them.

🈯  Something interesting that the monkey-like man has noticed in his time spent observing [Name], as he does with every new inmate or guard, is how he and Abu seem to be able to understand each other without issues despite the language barrier. Although, he's pretty sure that that damn monkey is secretly talking shit about him; it's making him feel insecure, okay? He also noticed how Abu seemed to act almost as an extension of [Name]; the two worked together seamlessly, perfectly in synch. [Name] could be in the cafeteria and as he goes up to get his meal, Abu would simultaneously grab him a drink, always being rewarded for his thoughtful actions.

🈯  Samon does not like Abu in the slightest; there's only room for one monkey in Nanba and that's him! Abu also has a mutual dislike for Samon, but this is mostly because the building supervisor keeps separating him from [Name] during training and the scowls he receives from the green-eyed man. Samon also has a sneaking suspicion that Abu is responsible for the fact that he keeps finding random items strewn around on the floor in front of [Name]'s cell; he even asks the inmate about it but [Name] only shrugs. The supervisor can always feel the little monkey's taunting stares whenever he passes by the cell, like the little monkey is trying to provoke him.

🈯  [Name] and Abu often end up skipping daily training and Samon is pulling his hair out in distress, just train for a little bit, it's not that bad! Usually, the supervisor finds the two inmates lounging in a tree or swinging and hanging from the branches; although he often gets a stick to the head courtesy of Abu whenever [Name] looks away. Samon just can't win with those two, no matter how many times he drags them back to the field, they disappear up a different tree just seconds later. That is the reason he separates the two during training; so that [Name] can focus on the task at hand while Inori is (bullied by) watching Abu. 

🈯  The inmates from the cell just across from [Name] and Abu's, cell 8, don't mind their new neighbors too much, mostly focusing on their own thing. However, they sometimes get pretty annoyed at how loud Abu can be and at how they skip out on training to just laze around, but the last one is just annoying to Liang. 

. . .

❝𝕺𝖓 𝕷𝖔𝖈𝖐𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓, 𝕷𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝕬 𝕻𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖗𝖞- 𝕾𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖕𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖘 𝕳𝖊𝖗 𝕷𝖔𝖛𝖎𝖓' 𝕬𝖑𝖑 𝕺𝖛𝖊𝖗, 𝕭𝖚𝖙 𝖂𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖊 𝕲𝖊𝖙𝖘 𝕳𝖔𝖒𝖊, 𝕿𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊'𝖘 𝕹𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝕷𝖊𝖋𝖙 𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝕸𝖊~❞

🐒•♡•🐒•♡•🐒•♡•🐒•♡•🐒•♡•🐒•♡•🐒•♡•🐒

🐇.•°•.🐇.•°•.🐇.•°•.🐇.•°•.🐇.•°•.🐇.•°•.🐇.•°•.🐇.

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[violetjedisylveon]

Random Shadowpeach Idea:

Macaque finds a book at the library.

He shows this book to Wukong.

When MK arrives, Wukong + Macaque are both giving him evil grins.

MK is confused and a little scared.

They show MK what they have... it's a book of 'Dad Jokes'.

MK immediately enters his monkey form, to get away from them! 🐒

This is MK's punishment for trying to kill himself, an eternity of the worst dad jokes.

He can't escape, it's destiny, if you have at least one dad you must be subjected to dad jokes at some point, and MK has four of em. This is only fair.

Thanks for asking

[zodiaccloudart]

(I forgor to upload this here lol)

Got a random urge to draw Buro as a monkey girl and couldn't resist the idea hehe ✨💖🐒🍌

[Cross posted with my twitter here <3]

[count-alucard-tepes]

Some random guy is checking out s/o's ass. How do the hotties react?

Literally doesn’t notice because he’s also checking out his S/O’s ass😍 :

Kizaru ✨

Ryokugyu 🌱

Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩

Killer🔪

Kaido🐉

Queen👑

Dragon D Monkey 🐉🐒

Oven Charlotte 🍞

Marco the Phoenix 🦅

Rosinantè Donquixote aka Cora-San💕

Who’s-Who ❤️‍🔥👹

Iceburg💜

Gild Tesoro⚜️🏅

:

Akainu🌋

Fujitora 🐅 (he can sense the stares)

Sir Crocodile 🐊

Benn Beckman 🔫

Katakuri Charlotte 🍡

King 👑

Izou🔫🔫

Buggy🤡

Eustass Kidd🤘🎸

Gecko Moria🦇

Rob Lucci🐆

[sophswritingthings]

PART 12 (finally 😨😨😰😰)

Okay so when Mizu and reader gets reunited reader sees the Injury on Mizus so she of course fixes her wife up and helps her go to the inside of the castle, then she sees the random guy working and some shi and she goes into that room with the monkey.

Reader ofc is in high alert and has her new pistol and Her & Mizu are confused asf because a random ass monkey is there like "🐒 sup." and bro offers a flower and Reader recognised it as one of those flowers that tales you to La La Land and covers Mizu mouth and nose.

Of course reader is high out of her fucking mind because of the flower and the monkeys of course overwhelmed her and Mizu so she obviously took the best course of action and exploded the place. When they got out of that mess I like to think reader is just there beside Mizu like '🥹 huh'

(Thinking about this while sick out of my mind)

pairing: mizu x fem!apothecary!reader

warning(s): drugs, blood, wounds

a/n: ….. monkey

word count: 453 words / 2,429 characters

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“mizu..” you whisper, pressing your hand to her wound. she flinches at the touch. you pull your hand away, your skin now covered in blood. “sit. you can go into fowler’s castle all messed up.”

she listens to you almost immediately, sitting down with a sigh.

“I really am—“

you cup a hand over her mouth, narrowing her eyes. 

“you are not fine,” you grumble. “you have a hole in your foot, and your wounds still not fully healed from last time.”

she scoffs, adverting her eyes and deciding to stay quiet.

you quickly bandage up what you can off her foot, pouring ice water over the wound and also, some down her throat. 

you grab onto her side, the two of you walking into the next room of the castle.

you glance around—spotting a.. monkey, of all things.

fowler was an interesting guy, you knew that much.

you and mizu glance at one another, confused as to what the creature was doing here.

but you quickly snap out of your trance, realizing the flower it’s holding. hallucinogenic flowers.

you reach up, covering mizu’s mouth and nose before the plant could overtake her.

though…

you, on the other hand, we’re not so lucky.

your body was shaking, trembling, a little—the hallucinations overtaking you quickly.

you glance around, everything was quite colorful, a bit blurry—even.

your eyes land on your wife, giving her a loopy smile as you grab her face gently.

“prettyyy,” you whisper, smiling and giggling at her. to you, as of right now, she looked like a cloud high up in sky above.

she groaned. she did not need this with you right now, but she supposed she’d have to go with it. 

mizu grabbed your hand tight, making sure you didn’t trail off from her. you made your way into the next room, spotting a trail of blood leading into the next room.

the blood wasn’t fresh. it was dry.

it’d been there for a while, at this point.

she glanced at you. you were in no state to go in there.

but she couldn’t leave you here, in the belly of fowlers castle.

so into the room you’d go, high as a kite.

she dragged you behind her, into the room. she spotted taigen there, lying battered and bloodied.

yes, she did want to make sure he was alive—but she was sort of more worried about you, right now. she liked you a lot more than taigen, anyway.

out of nowhere, a loud boom sounds from behind the group—the sight of fire and smoke bellowing behind you.

you gaze at the sight, before smiling up at your wife.

“.. huh?”

“.. I’ll tell you what happened later, my love.”

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a/n: babe we’re you okay when you wrote this ask, I ask that genuinely

[sallysurisue]

I had a random Idea of Street Fighter characters as animals.

Chun-Li is a panda 🐼

Cammy is a cat 🐈

Juri is a spider 🕷️

Ryu is a dog 🐕

Ken is a Kangaroo 🦘

And Blanka is a cute little monkey 🐒

[mayorofmegapolis]

OOC

Helllooooo!! It’s me! The host- I mean, owner of this account! Call me simpz. If you wanna send me an ask directly, just use this lil emoji 🐒 You can find my main art account here!

This account is an askblog / rp account for the Mayor of Lego Monkie Kid. I am an adult, and I’m totally chill. This account is mainly going to be sfw, save for any creepy / possible gore-like posts. This is the mayor we’re talking about after all.

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While the topic of Mayor ships can be touched upon, as long as it’s asked about respectfully, I don’t really care for the discourse that comes with it. Ships like shadowpeach or spicynoodles might be mentioned and can be asked, but that’s about it.

I've never really rp'd with tumblr post before so excuse me if it seems awkward.

My post are gonna be short btw, I'm making this account for fun so I won't be putting all my time towards it. Don't get huffy if I don't get to your post or asks soon enough or at all.

Both LMK and non-LMK blogs are welcome to interact! Just don't be surprised if the reply you get is strangely out of pocket.

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[slxwtxwn]

INTRODUCTION POST!!

I created this account to have a place where I can post and share whatever I want without caring about who sees what and that's what I'll keep doing, sharing whatever crosses my mind so don't expect much from here

but I also really love this place so I might change my view on what to do lol

time for the introduction!

~ Leonardo🇮🇹

~ 18 y/o⭐

[This means I'm a legal adult in Italy. (I can drink, vote, drive...)]

[I don't care who interacts with my content - since Idek if I'll post nsfw or not - as long as you know what you're doing (IF I'll post nsfw, it will be flagged appropriately)]

~ he/they🏳️‍⚧️

~I usually say I'm gay (mlm) as I'm mostly attracted to men but there is that 1% of women that's just DAMN or idk I think that if I happen to like you and you're not a man it's not a deal breaker for me🏳️‍🌈

~actor and artist🎭🎨

{random facts that no one cares for:

my favorite color is purple

LEFT WING! 🇵🇸✊🏻 (fascists dni)

I'm in my last year of highschool

I speak 🇮🇹 (native) 🇬🇧 (Cambridge C1) 🇫🇷 (DALF C1) + my dialect if that counts

unfortunately I'm pre-T (f u mom)

I love cooking 🍳

I actually post from tree branches (Barone Rampante reference)

oh yes I love Italian literature

I play DND

I II II L

Fandoms!

I don't really consider myself as an active part of any fandom but yeah

(no particular order, you might find the same thing twice in different categories sorry)

FNaF 🐻🐰🐥🦊

PJO 🌊+ HOO⚡ + MCGA 🗡️ + TOA ☀️ + TSATS 🖤💛 (also big greek mythology nerd)

HP 🐺🐶🦌🐀 🧑🏻‍🎤 (hate JKR)

Gravity Falls ⚠️

Duck Tales 🦆 (and Disney in general)

Scott Pilgrim (comics, movie and series) 🎸🛼

Haikyuu! 🏐

Sk8 ♾️

Wonder Egg Priority 🥚

Death Note📓���

(other anime/manga series might be less relevant)

Mouthwashing 🚀

Brawl Stars ⭐🌵 (even some eSports teams)

Squid Game🦑

Sherlock (BBC series and og books)🔍

TØP lore (not an active theorist) 🥁🎸

Osora, Maho shonen and a LOT of mlm webtoons💜

MCU and SPIDERMAN (heavy on spiderman, I AM SPIDERMAN) 🕸️

Heathers ❤️💛💚💙🖤

Hamilton ⭐🗽

Ride the Cyclone 🎢

other musicals

Danganronpa (3 main games)

Music taste🎶

Twenty Øne Pilots |-/

Dominic Fike ☀️

David Bowie 🧑🏻‍🎤

TV girl 🩷💙

Gorillaz 🦍

Arctic Monkeys 🐒❄️

Tyler, the Creator 🌻

Mitski🦪

MSI (music, not artist)

Sir Mix-a-lot

ICP 🪓🤡

italian indie music (colapesce, lucio corsi, calcutta...)

troye sivan🔥

charli xcx🍏

playlist for more

Movies/series/books that are particularly important for me🎬📚

Dead Poets Society 🎭📜

The Perks Of Being A Wallflower 🚗♾️

Donnie Darko (also director's cut) 🐰💀

I Saw The Tv Glow📺✨

Scott Pilgrim vs the world + Scott Pilgrim takes off 🎸

Squid Game🦑

Euphoria 💊

BBC Sherlock 🔍

Stranger Things 📼

Poirot movies directed by Branagh 🔍

ALL THE SPIDERMAN MOVIES🕸️🕷️

+mcu

EEAAO 🥯

big fan of horror movies in general 🤡🔪

currently reading The Secret History (and with currently I mean after my graduation)

big fan of Italian literature (Dante in particular but also Foscolo, Leopardi, Svevo...)

also English and French literature (Plath, Baudelaire, Rimbaud, Dickinson, Camus, Shakespeare, Ionesco, Beckett...)

Characters I'd give my life for 💕

Michael Afton (literal roman empire)

Jason Grace (literal ROMAN empire)

Leo Valdez (me fr)

Hearthstone from MCGA

everyone else from the riordanverse holds a place in my heart too I love them all so much

Remus Lupin (my og fictional crush but I also really relate to him)

Todd Ingram (especially SPTO bisexual version)

Chester (yes, from brawl stars. sorry I love him too much he's so silly)

Sugawara (my babyyyy) (also relate to him)

lowk everyone from haikyuu is my baby but sugawara>>

Reki Kyan (me fr)

I'm literally Spiderman

I'm literally Wallace Wells

Larry and Lawrie from bs sorry they're too lovely

Squeak my bby my main

the whole cinema trio from Brawl means so much to me

Daisuke (MW) (he's my baby but also lowk like me)

Curly (MW) (feral abt him ngl)

Huey, Luey and Duey (I'm Huey)

oh I'm so Dipper Pines (and lowk also mabel)

Ships that are REALLY important to me

VALGRACE!!!!!!!

percabeth

fangster

clancybearer

todd x wallace

thangyu

solangelo

johnlock

mischa x noel

anderperry

byler

bokuaka

that's lowkey it I'm not that interested in shipping anymore

I think that was it thank you so much <3

[mothrasthorax]

I saw a Reddit post earlier about miraculous fusions and I made an extensive comment about what would happen if we fused other kwamis together. The following is an excerpt from the comment + other relevant stuff

We all know that if we merge Tikki and Plagg, we get the kwami of reality, Gimmi. Infamous for their sought-after wish granting powers.

Got me wondering if other kwamis can do that and here's what I thought:

I don't think that just 2 random Kwami's can fuse into new versions. I think, if you can merge the Kwami's that are arranged in a way that they are grouped together, you'll be able to create new Kwami's, or just unlock new powers!

Let's take the miraculouses surrounding the yin yang that represent the Chinese elements (fox 🦊, bee 🐝, turtle 🐢, butterfly 🦋.peacock 🦚.).

If you can merge these 5, you might be able to use the powers the miraculouses in the 12 in the zodiac through their assigned element, that being one of the five Miraculouses (and potentially the ladybug and black cat's).

You can also ofc gain new powers from the myriad of combinations at your disposal.

As for its kwami, I think it'll be some kind of jorogumo that changes color and patterns depending on which elemental miraculous it's using. 🤷‍♂️

Now let's try to combine the miraculouses that represent the Chinese Zodiac. (In order, Mouse 🐁, Ox 🐂, Tiger 🐅, Rabbit🐇, Dragon 🐉, Snake 🐍, Horse 🐎, Goat 🐐, Monkey 🐒, Rooster 🐓, Dog 🐕, Pig 🐖)

If you can manage to combine them, you might be able to infinitely use all their powers with absolutely no consequences, so long as you use them in order. (like the anime Demon Slayer's 13th form of sun breathing), No new kwami tho 😢

[okiedoketm]

Koby's Awful No-Good Very Confusing Day🐒

spoiler: koby fucks up the timeline so horribly that luffy gets turned into an actual monkey. not even a mink, he goes full random chimp event.

>> send an emoji, get spoiled <<

[jouska8]

Sometimes I feel like this monkey—day and night, glued to my computer screen, endlessly applying for jobs, while time just blurs together. I’m I starting to wonder if I’m living out that old philosophical experiment… you know, the one where if you give a monkey enough time, eventually it’ll type out Shakespeare? Except in my case, it’s more like, “How long will it take me to finally land a job?”

It’s been a year of typing, searching, and hoping, and honestly, some days it feels like I’m just hitting random keys, waiting for something to click. It’s exhausting, frustrating, and yeah, a little soul-crushing at times, but I’m trying to keep the faith. Here’s to believing that, just like that monkey might one day write a masterpiece, I’ll eventually find my place. Until then, it’s me, my computer, and the endless cycle of applications 🐒💻

[casadefreewill]

I think each miraculous in the box might have a counterpart with a similar power set. Hear me out:

The Snake 🐍 and the Rabbit 🐇 — Time

The Peacock 🦚 and the Butterfly 🦋 — Creation from emotion

The Turtle 🐢 and the Ox 🐂— Protection/Shields

The Dog 🐶 and the Horse🐴 — Teleportation

The Pig 🐖 and the Fox 🦊— Illusion

The Ladybug 🐞 and the Goat 🐐— Creation

The Dragon 🐉 and the Mouse/Rat 🐀 — Body Manipulation

The Cat 🐈‍⬛ and the Tigger 🐅— Destruction/max damage

The Rooster 🐓 and the Monkey 🐒— Randomness

And that leaves the Bee 🐝 all alone (damnit we need one more with a freezing/control over other’s movement based power)

[dandylion-virtual-adventurer]

🐒 Nadine’s love of monkeys and random animal knowledge was super cute. I loved little moments like this.