#ratcher

[kyrinthewarrior]

Some models of mer-mechs tend to wear out faster, preferring to take long naps when they can.

[scorpio-gustavo]

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[weenwrites]

Optimus, Arcee, and Ratchet

Those 3 with human adult reader who’s homeless? I’m talking no home, lack of money, and I’m assuming that they stay at base the majority of the time. Also, they weren’t born homeless, they said it themselves that they caused it on their own.

[ Please do not repost, plagiarize, or use my writing for AI! Translating my work with proper credit is acceptable, but please ask first! ]

Optimus

He explains that you are free to stay at the base if you have nowhere else to go, and if anything it would be much safer for you to remain here than out on the streets. Now that you're under the Autobot's care, he tries to be as accommodating as he can, but for the time being all he was able to find in the storage room was an old couch, a table, and a dusty tv, all of which were presumably from the previous inhabitants of the silo.

The base is very spacious, but the closest area to the restroom was upon the walking platform, and so that platform became your living area for the sake of convenience. However, if you wished for more privacy he offered the first room down the corridor (it is massive and a long way to walk though).

You don't need to worry about Agent Fowler, either. Optimus had already mulled things over with him, and he agreed to allow the bots to let you live there. Fowler even does what he can to provide you with food stamps and provide you healthcare for any disabilities or illnesses you have.

Every now and then he talks to Agent Fowler about you, and he brings up the same topic time and time again, and every time Optimus still receives the same uncertain answer that might as well be a fancy-worded "maybe". Sometimes he receives good news, sometimes there's nothing at all, but Optimus still hasn't lost hope that eventually you'll be given some form of financial aid.

Arcee

She doesn't mind having you around at base 24/7. If anything, it makes her job much more convenient because you're within range most of the time. When you were first allowed to stay at the base full-time, she showed you all the spare rooms, the exits to the base encase of an emergency, and any other rooms you asked to see. Since the base is rather large for someone your size, she recommended staying as close to the main area as possible, or otherwise it could be quite the jog to get around.

As she learned more about you, she has asked about your past from time to time, and however you mean "caused it on your own", she won't push you to explain if it's too sensitive a topic for you to elaborate on, or if you just generally don't wish to, she respects your privacy and she won't press for any more information. And even if you do tell her, she doesn't judge you for it.

She'll offer to be your ride any time you want to go to Jasper for whatever reason, and she tries to stick close to you encase things go south. The more she goes out with you in public, the quicker she is to realize that she sort of deters cops from trying to shoo you away. If you go to food pantries or food banks, she feels guilty that she ends up limiting what you can bring back with you since her alt-mode's not too convenient for transporting things.

Ratchet

He certainly isn't going to butt heads with Optimus about whether you should stay at the base. If you have no home of your own, you're at a bigger risk of being caught by the Decepticons. For the most part he won't have any problem with it, and he leaves you be so long as you don't obstruct his work.

You have your own designated corner in the base, it's the area that the kids currently hang out in, but you were most likely there first. You were also offered other empty areas within the base that would offer you more privacy, but whether you take them or not is up to you.

As much as he'd prefer to stay indoors so he can work productively, if you need to go outside for whatever reason he'll escort you to Jasper. He sticks out like a sore thumb amidst the other cars on the road though, so he still makes a point to swiftly take care of any business you have, as not to attract any unwanted attention to yourselves.

His understanding of human anatomy is very rudimentary and limited, but he's learned enough to be able to understand when something's wrong. And in the event that his own medical knowledge isn't enough to help, he's glossed over the route to the nearest hospital from the base, and he'll be sure to ask Fowler to take care of the expenses later on.

[slycooperconfessions]

"I think for Halloween, Sly would probably dress up as a vampire/Dracula and would do a really cheesy vampire accent the whole night."

Confessed by: Anonymous

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[botboots]

Hey! I'm probably SOOO late to transformers fanfics and one shots but I've come with this prompt,( I hope you like it enough to write it!) could you write Ratchet x injured reader, g/n or female. Injured shoulder, and maybe trying to hide it from him? Also in Tfp? If all this isnt too much to ask? Thank you for considering! Have a good day/ night

a/n: heehee this one was fun. the dialogue is kinda splotchy because theres a lot going on in my brain rn but!! hope you like it <3 also reader is cybertronian bc there are NOT enough cybertronian!reader fics out there and theyre very fun to write tbh. hope thats okay!!

ALSO! guidelines have been updated so before anyone submits a new req please read it! and please please request mirage/rotb fics oh my god im obsessed with it ROTB WAS SO GOOD </33

warnings: very minor injuries, pining <3 word count: 1059 (GN, cybertronian!reader) continued under the cut

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The purple and green swirl of the ground-bridge closed behind you as you followed your team back into base, the lingering energy buzzing under your plating.

Glancing at Bumblebee, a small twinge of pity struck you as he made his way over to the medical bay. The scout had taken a few nasty punches from Breakdown and clearly wasn’t feeling too hot; dents littering his armor.

“We showed ‘em, huh?” your focus was snatched when Bulkhead caught you off guard with his usual celebratory elbow-bump, sending you stumbling a little from the force. A sharp pain ran up your arm to your shoulder and you winced.

“Yea- totally.” sending the wrecker a strained smile, you gave him a half-hearted push back. He tilted his head, about to open his mouth to ask you something when Miko booked it over to the two of you, questions spilling out of her mouth at a mile a minute. All of them were something gore or violence related, asking Bulkhead if he got any pictures of some “hardcore massacre-ing”. The girl's interests were a little concerning, but endearing. Nonetheless, you took the opportunity to slink away and avoid any more attention. Angling your helm, your face scrunched up at the sight - and feeling - of the wound on your shoulder.

Too focused on the fight in front of you, a stray Vehicon had been able to sneak up behind you and catch you by surprise. Fortunately for you, Vehicons were mass trained for quantity over quality and didn’t have the best shots. The blast grazed your shoulder, tearing between some of your paneling to the barely exposed wires. It hurt like a bitch at first, but adrenaline buried it enough that it wouldn’t distract you - plus it was small enough that none of your team noticed. Now that you were back at base, though, the piercing sting prodded at your processor incessantly. You did want to go and see Ratchet about it - always finding some kind of excuse to be around the mech - but he was dealing with Bumblebee right now, and you didn’t want to add to his plate. Not like it was anything life-threatening, anyway. You could just try and patch it up yourself - you’ve spent enough time with Ratchet to pick up a few things yourself.

You stole a glance at said medic, who you only just noticed was looking right at you. Immediately you realized from the questioning look on his face, raised brow and all, he had probably caught both your reaction to Bulkhead bumping into you and the grimace you had made at your shoulder. Optimistic, you shook your head at him, giving the mech a meager thumbs-up and a “I'm-actually-totally-fine” smile. He gave you a hard stare, and your spark sank when he motioned you over with a flick of his digits. You begrudgingly made your way over to the medical bay. As you neared, Ratchet had already cleared Bumblebee and was shooing him out. The scout passed you, and your attention was focused on Ratchet waiting with a cocked helm and his ever-present RBF. Standing awkwardly under his gaze, almost scrutinizing, you huffed. Without a word, the red and white medic picked up his scanner, turning it on with a loud click and running the green laser over your frame.

“Really, doc - I’m fine. It’s nothing.” you tried, and failed, as he kept the device lingering at your shoulder. With a deadpan look covering his faceplate, he put the scanner down and placed his servos over your shoulder plating. You grit your denta to keep a pained hiss from leaving you, wincing when he felt around the frayed wiring.

“Nothing, huh?” you pouted at his scoff, his metal brows knitted together as he examined the shot that had barely missed doing any serious damage. “Sit.” he ordered, gesturing to the medical berth while he moved to grab some tools from a nearby counter. Embarrassment was settling in your chassis, but you did as you were told.

It technically didn’t take long to patch you up, but the old mech made it seem like eons to you with the way he was muttering about “some of the team having egos too big for their own good.” It only made the burn of embarrassment grow, and you ducked your head when he gave you a pointed look. Ratchet was nothing if not thorough in ensuring you knew when he disapproved of something.

Soon enough he finished up, giving the patched wound a once-over.

“Anything else you’re not telling me?” he questioned, the familiar lilt of sarcasm back in his tone. That at least steadied your nerves a little.

“No, sir.” you mocked, raising one of your servos in a half-assed salute.

He scowled, crossing his arms, “I’ll have Optimus enforce mandatory health checks every time you come back to base.”

Frantically shaking your helm, you raised both servos defensively, “Okay, okay!” you sputtered, “Won’t happen again.” His optics narrowed, giving you a hard stare, and you released a heavy sigh. “Promise.”

Ratchet debated it for a moment, still having half a mind to just assign the checks anyway, but as you kept your optics trained on his, the mech’s will buckled and he huffed a quick, “Good.”

You both were staring at each other for just a moment too long before Ratchet gave a quick cough. “Come back if the pain flares up again.” he waved you off as he made his way back to his usual spot at the terminal. You blinked, watching him walk off with a slightly heated face. Awkward. Hopping off the medical berth, you were careful not to irritate your shoulder and mess it up more than it already was. As you walked past Bumblebee he whirred to grab your attention. You paused, turning your head to him with a raised metal brow.

The scout chirped at you teasingly from where he sat, nodding his head way too obviously towards you and then Ratchet, who was already burying himself back in his work. Your optics widened, immediately narrowing into an offended glare as you jabbed a digit towards him.

“Don't. Even.” you grumbled, folding your arms and walking briskly away from Bumblebee’s poorly stifled, chittering laugh that echoed behind you. Your previous pity for the mech quickly dissipated as your faceplate burned. Primus.

[charlottescoffin]

@nyaambxr YouTuber's Life Omori Undertale Ratcher and Clank Future: Tools of Destruction Earthbound Geometry Dash Among Us Yokai Watch, League of Lesbian- I mean Legends

[lisqueen]

Agatha Harkness: Would you say that you are a womanizer or just have a weak spot for blondies, hon?

Regina Mills: I don't know what you are talking about, dear.

Agatha: You know, Maleficent.

Rio Vidal: And that nurse, Ratcher.

Emma: ...

Regina: Alright, you made your point.

Agatha: Abigail as well, I believe?

Rio: Uhu, and Tinkerbell too.

Regina: *face palm* Stop it.

Emma: *stares at Regina* I'm blonde too, you know? What is stopping you?

Regina: *stares at Emma mouth agape*

Emma: *storms out of the room*

Regina: Emma! *runs after her*

Rio: *grins* Well, our job here is done.

Agatha: Yes, they needed a wake up call and I refuse to keep talking about, ugh... feelings.

Rio: So let's not talk, come here. *winks*

[dymitre]

Ratchet is literally the best underrated villain ever could you draw more of him…your designs are amazing

thank you very much although I also like to share him 🥺❤️

Transcription Bigweld: What's going on here?

Ratcher: They're both my girlfriends, boss.

[babylurk]

(Feel free to add on slash ignore this but-)

I can't get Reg!Optimus (tfp) and Cg!Ratchet (tfp) out of my head T-T.

Optimus regressing from stress after everyone else is asleep and meekly going to Ratchet. The only time Ratchet puts down his work so he can pick up his little one, head tucked under his chin of course, and settle him into bed. Optimus meekly asking him to check for monsters. Ratchet doing as he asks before settling to sit next to him so Op can lay his head in his lap.

I think Lil Op doesn't like being bigger than everyone, especially Ratchet so he likes sitting or laying so he feels safer. Ratchet also is able to rub his neck cabling and get out anything that hurts there and it makes Optimus really happy.

On the sadder side I think sometimes Optimus asks for things from his childhood that just doesn't exist anymore. It breaks Ratchet's heart to say no. Instead he says not tonight or sometimes later.

Ratchet definitely makes the toys from scratch that optimus does have. Just simple things but Op mostly naps and cuddles just needing to be close and loved for a moment.

Sleepy little Op 😭. Rubbing his eyes and hiding behind ratchet. He also definitely needs to sleep with a night light.

Sometimes Ratchet holds him as he just gets out a good healthy cry.

Especially after he gets sick. There are several nights where Ratchet is pulled to bed early by a soft whine and teary optics.

Ratchet can't really sing but he does hum and sway side to side when OP has a really bad cry and can't seem to calm down. (It works everytime and Optimus let's himself get tucked in after.

Optimus started regressing in college and Ratcher was the first and only bot to know about it.

In the end when they do get cybertron back I don't think much changes and they simply get a better berth to cuddle and sleep. <3

(Again feel free to ignore I just wanted to put in my two sense<33)

GWMEMWHEGQS you get it 10/10 no notes

[yayasvalveplay]

A scenario for DRatchrod I haven’t seen enough of is during the war, Hot Rod catches Ratcher riding Deadlock’s spike. Rather than report this, Hot Rod saves this to his spank.

Years later, it gets brought up after enough engex and Drift goes “I KNEW there was someone watching!”

Then dratchrod ensues where Dratchet ask Rodimus if he’d like to recreate that memory with them.

With him watching, but this time they know he's watching, he's on a chair rubbing himself to overload, imaging he's also fucking the medic.

[mychlapci]

Please, the “I didn’t know I was pregnant”, Dratchlock style, “everyone is dumb, ESPECIALLY RATCHET” edition:

So, I had this idea/dream where Dratchet was a thing right after Drift was rescued, up to the Deadlock stage (then, they lose sight of each others until MTMTE).

Ratcher get sparked back in Rodion, he tries to tell Drift but he just became Deadlock… somehow some senators finds out about Ratchet’s state and they terminate it because “medics can’t have sparklings..” (something about losing focus on the care of their patients, especially if they are self centered, pompous pricks).

Ratchet is crushed but theres no time in war to mourn.

He and Deadlock keep bunching into each others, Deadlock notices how Ratchet’s act around sparkling or younger bots… one day he asks if Ratchet had ever had sparklings (cause he remembers a long list of messages, all saying “I’ve something important to tell you!!!).

Ratchet answers, dead serious: Medics can’t have sparklings.

Somehow, Deadlock understands.

Skipping forward, to the very epilogue of LL, Ratchet and Drift are fragging freely, they’re both old as balls, and sadly, can’t get sparked.

At some point, Ratchet gets a little too frisky even for Drift, but they don’t really worry about it. Rodimus join, and everything seems fine.

After some time (cause off course, their pregnancies last fucking years), after a very intense coupling with the ambulance in the middle, Ratchet feels strange, his abdomen start cramping and his pussy hurts… they all think it related to the intense fucking, but after some time, pacing, confusion and panic from Rodimus and Drift, Ratchet pops out first one, then another sparklings… the sparklings are small (still way bigger than whatever Ratchet has been putting up his valve), and Ratchet’s platings never bowed out, and his last reframe was already rounder and softer…

They’re all very confused, especially First Aid, who can’t believe how little maintenance Ratchet does on himself.

ooOOoh that's what i'm talking about baby. Ratchet is perfect for this... He's old and he believes the abortion he had to have back at the start of the war might have straight up sterilized him (the autobots couldn't have had their best medic incapacitated by carrying, after all, so it would make sense they'd take the ability from him in the first place...) so he wouldn't worry about leading a carefree sex life with Drift. Besides, Drift has it in his charts that his transfluid is weak. Rodimus, though? Oh, Ratchet definitely didn't take Rodimus into account.

mhmmm I can imagine them all exhausted after some really intense, messy interfacing and Ratchet is panting more than normal... He feels odd cramps down in his abdomen, valve gushing. He noticed that he'd been much wetter today than normal but maybe he just begrudgingly admitted to his speedsters that he's missed them during his shift and didn't think much of it. Drift sees him wince but Ratchet just brushes him off, tells him they just might have gotten a little too rough with it, even if they all know that that's not true. They didn't do anything out of the ordinary...

After a while the pain just gets unbearable. Roddy and Drift want to call First Aid but Ratchet insists he's fine. Maybe he even tries to get up to prove it but he ends up doubling over himself, and then the first sparkling slides out of him with a single strong push, accompanied by a puddle of birthing fluids. Drift and Rodimus are speechless. Ratchet just pushes again and its twin falls out of him in quick succession... the pain finally stops and he's left staring between his legs, at the freshly birthed babies, wondering. What the fuck.

First Aid probably bursts into the room shortly after – either Drift or Rodimus or both have called him in secret because Ratchet really didn't look fine. He sees the birthing fluids covering the floor and the bed and the two sparklings held shakily in Ratchet's hands and he just sighs. Doctors make the worst fucking patients, man. How could he have not known he was pregnant? He's lucky the sparklings came out relatively healthy because at his age, having a complication-less carriage was a one in a million chance.

[melyonza]

The Terrans asking what it means to be in love?

Something we could see in this second season is how it affects the Terrans when Robby falls in love with someone. They seem to be unaware of the topic, except for Hashtag and Twitch.

Let's imagine that in the future, Robby and the new girl become a couple. Every day the Terrans will feel that tickling in their stomachs, the autobots do not understand why the Terrans behave strangely to which they explain what is happening with Robby.

Both Megatron, Optimus and Elita will avoid talking about the subject, using the excuse that they are going on a mission. Bumblebee wouldn't know how to explain it to them so he would ask Wheeljack for help.

Wheeljack would explain a little about love and would give Ratchet and Drift as an example.

Wheeljack is about to tell them about their love story when they suddenly appear. The Terrans would take the opportunity to ask them what it's like to be in love. Drift would be the one to tell the story since Ratcher would be embarrassed.

The Terrans would be fascinated by the love story and would feel tenderness for the romance between these two characters.

[pebbles-five]

if you had a mouth and had to eat, would you ratcher eat rot or your own neurons

Both are terrible options and I would prefer to starve.

[giddlygoat]

fiddleford’s accent is so special to me. he the type to say stuff like “she’s ratchere!” “we best turn it loose.” “i told ‘em, i said, ___” “he’s went and run oft.” “no sense in wastin’...” and all sorts of little southernisms. i love it

[seeyouonsaturn]

ask game

Bird: That's an easy one. It's got to be nature watching. Worded like that because, while they both are fascinated by animals, they will also spend hours utterly mesmerized just watching some moss grow on a rock. You should've seen them discover dandelions. Once you release these two into the wild, they won't be back for days.

Prowl always preferred to be alone for these things so he could study Earth's creatures in peace without being constantly interrupted, but Bird gets to be the exception, because she's just like him in that regard. Peak Bonding Time for Prowl and Bird mainly involves the two of them sitting side by side, utterly motionless for hours on end, just watching whatever the world is doing in quiet appreciation.

Later, at home, they'll be up all night talking about all the things they've seen, and sharing all the other nature facts they might've learned about. You wouldn't believe that either of them had the ability to talk that much, given how quiet they usually are.

Livewire: They both like to wind down after a stressful day with a bottle of engex, or some good quality oil, depending on what's available. Yay for healthy coping mechanisms! But it makes it easier to feel relaxed for a little while, not think about all the crap the world's been up to, and open up to each other.

Sometimes they just sit in silence and enjoy each other's company, Livewire with her feet on the couch and leaning her head against Ratcher's shoulder, until eventually sleepiness takes over and they move to the berthroom. Other times they talk for hours, and more often than not it's deep conversations about things they'd never bring up with anyone else. Either way, it does help them feel better by the next morning.

Unless they overdid it and wake up with a headache (Ratchet scolds Livewire for it every time, but then he goes and does the same thing and is too stubborn to admit it. She can tell. He will not say it).

@iholli