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[casp1an-sea]

Finding out Hux lore from the back of a trading card? Still insane… finding out Hux’s ID number is FN-69? great start to my day

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[bloozz]

since you mentioned ayato's feet i have a request then/jk🥰🙏

— what if yan!househusband sees us like bleeding or wounded (gettin a scratch from a sharp toy, getting paper cut or accidently harming ourselves with a kn*fe while preparing a snack) but in our eyes we just need a few bandaids and aid kit and we will be fine but for yan!househusband he thinks we are in a verge of death now his gambling on whether to take us to the hospital and pay us for the most expensive private room or treat/heal us LMAO

bascally; his rambling and panicking on what to do and our ass is just looking at him unfazed and just proceeds to do our daily routine and then yan!househusband just see us not there anymore and he panicks more until we assure him that we are okay (maybe it will take 5 hours or somthing😭🙏)

we stan a overdramatic househusband

omg. I love this 😭😭😭 also thanks for the request bbg 😍also ill draw the ayato feet and post it in a few days

yan!househusband x gn!reader !! <3

: yandere, stockholm syndrome , blood, wholesome, hubby almost gets a heart attack, sfw , gn reader , papercuts ( reader is an office worker btw!! ) , reader is called "love" , CUDDLESSSSSS

just a normal day with your husband kidnapper just casually sweeping the floor like the malewife he is. you;re just sitting on the couch, looking though some documents when..

"ouch !"

the sound of a broom dropping echoed across the living room. he immediately ran over with his phone ready to call the ambulance for whatever happened.

"ARE YOU OKAY, LOVE?!"

"i-im fine— why are you crying?"

he let out a few sniffles and started to dial up the police when he saw the drop of blood and blood coating the paper's corner. you barely managed to stop him in time. he screams something about you having to go to the hospital because you're bleeding..

you try to tell him that you just need to get a bandaid but he block it out and runs around panicking and mumbling that you're going to need to amputate your finger ?! (why did you marry him again?)

he was rummaging around the house for baby locks so this would never happen again YOU WOULD NEVER GET HURT AGAIN— and by that time, you already got a small bandaid and cleaned your finger.

a few hours of panicking and crying later...

"dear, please just calm down... its 3 am and im tired... cmon.. you can lay with me..."

he stopped in his tracks and stared at you with tears staining his cheeks and fluttering his long eyelashes. he just whimpered and climbed into bed for a snuggle. his tense body slowly relaxed in your tight hold and calming heartbeats.

(little did you know hubby slept talked about how much he luvs u)

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sorry if its kinda short!! been having writers block lately

[casp1an-sea]

I’ve seen so many things where people are like “ I was so angry when Jimmy laughed about mumbo’s death.” like some of his fans are genuinely mad? Like come on guys it’s a game. Everyone made jokes when Jimmy kept dying first this is literally no different except mumbo’s the one that died. it’s fine to be disappointed that mumbo’s wildlife is over but coming for Jimmy is crazy. I guarantee you mumbo is not upset with Jimmy for reacting that way 😂

[casp1an-sea]

guys (ignore the bad photo quality) he’s so cute… he’s so HOT… I need this movie

[casp1an-sea]

Wait, when did people start saying that Luke’s depiction in the sequels was actually something he would do and wasn’t character assassination? I guess people are entitled to their own opinion but damn I do not get it.

[casp1an-sea]

Look I know Z-O-M-B-I-E-S is stupid, and I like them cause they’re fun and ridiculous, so why try to apply logic but I just watched the trailer for Zombies 4 and I just don’t get it. If “day walkers” are half human half vampire then why do they hate vampires???? Like isn’t one of your parents a vampire???

[casp1an-sea]

I revived one today it was very nice

hi, sorry, I just wanted to ask, and this is prolly going to sound super dumb, are authors chill with people commenting on their old fanfics and stuff?

just want to make sure that I'm not inadvertently being annoying

I believe I speak for most authors when I say they’ll never be annoyed by any positive comments from their readers

authors, reblog if you love receiving new comments on your old works

[casp1an-sea]

Sometimes I just stare at the Roku screen and try to see how many movie references I can get. The fact that I recognized the fast and furious car (a car from a movie I have not seen) simply because of Joel’s car from wildlife SMP is literally so funny to me 😂

[casp1an-sea]

In my hype for the fountain of youth movie I have already decided how Owen is in my head. I AM AWARE there’s like a 90% chance of him being a Villian. HOWEVER I don’t care. This is my pre watch Fanon Owen Carver

I have decided, and I am always right, that he will not be evil. I’m going to ignore what the producers are saying.

He is rich, but he is not the cliché stab you in the back rich guy that’s funding some random treasure hunting thing no

Classic nepo baby parents are rich AF. So he could kinda do what he wanted as a kid and he’s a little nerd obsessed with myths and legends particularly that of the fountain of youth so spent a lot of his life studying that. He’s very sweet socially awkward loves helping people out.

His father, he was never really close with. He was kind of standoffish thought his son should put more work into more practical things, his mother is kind of the same. Then his father died and the estate went to him, all those assets all of that money. His mom still lives at the mansion as cynical as an old lady can get.

Owen is a history professor at some fancy university but when his old college buddy reached out to him being like, hey, do you wanna find the fountain of youth? He dropped everything quit his job and was like yes we are doing this. He is living out his national treasure, Indiana Jones, fantasy. Yes, that’s why he bought the cliché explorer fit.

everyone keeps making half serious jokes of oh he’s the rich guy he’s gonna double cross you, but he never will I swear

And he’s not going to die because I decided

Anyway, all of this is totally correct. Don’t ask questions. I will be comparing this to actual Owen once I watch the movie

[casp1an-sea]

I wonder how often Han thinks of the fact that he was only Leia’s second choice after her literal brother

[casp1an-sea]

Very fitting to have a mental breakdown while in full Hux cosplay

[casp1an-sea]

I want to play marvel rivals simply for moon knights voice lines

[casp1an-sea]

I lost the drawing, so I never posted about him, but here’s one of my other Spider OCs

His name is Peter Parker, Originally Louis Parker

he comes from universe 1866, a universe where everything works like a theatrical production. People have dramatic hair and make-up and sometimes use masks to convey emotion. People often speak poetically, over dramatically, or break out into song. there’s a soundtrack that everyone can hear, and spotlight of unknown origin. Everything looks like it’s a prop but it still works because of the magic of theatre. For example Peter’s web shooters appear to be made of nothing more than cardboard and foam. But they still work. And fires made of paper still burn.

Louis was the actual Peter Parker’s forgotten identical twin brother. He was the understudy so to speak. Always backstage, metaphorically. No one really knew he was there. All he did was work for the daily bugle and take photos of Spider-man. But then things went south and his brother Peter ended up dying. Louis had been caught in the middle of a fight and he would have died if his brother had not saved him. But his brother sacrificed himself. Peter’s last words were “the show must go on” and he handed Louis a vile of the spider venom he had saved. Louis then assumed the identity of Peter Parker both as Spider-Man and as Peter. Taking over the role for his brother like nothing had happened. And he keeps the fact that he is not the original Peter Parker a secret so everyone thinks he is his brother, but it weighs on him.

His brother was Spider-Man for four years, but he has only been Spider-Man for eight months

Loosely nicknamed dude with a cape, Cape guy, or Romeo by various spiders that don’t want to call him, Peter or Spirer-Man because that would be confusing

He can cause damage without actually landing a hit. For example as long as he’s in close proximity to who he’s fighting a fake punch will do the same damage as a real one.

He could hear the soundtrack of any universe and any person when others can only hear the soundtrack of his, but sometimes it can get annoying because he hears a bunch of individual themes overlapping at once

He’s a master of practical tricks like quick changes, using smoke bombs to disappear even simple magic tricks

He has several different spider masks that convey different emotions, they don’t move with his face. They’re like stage masks.

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[casp1an-sea]

If my OC is already trans and I have labeled specifically what that gender is I would not want them to be headcanoned as something else, like if I had a nonbinary character I wouldn’t want them to be Headcanoned as Trans female. But if I had a Cis OC then yeah knock yourself out. I feel similarly to sexuality headcanons

Would it be alright if someone headcanon your OC as trans?

[casp1an-sea]

I wanna reblog my newest fic to this blog but it is SPICY I suppose I could put a content filter on it but it still feels wrong 😅