#reasons...duh

[rumble-bee-art]

a local homosexual deals with an unfortunate crush by chewing on his hair and contemplating murder (we’ve all been there)

[beif0ngs]

#subtlety is not her strongest suit

[spacizia]

he’s just a swinging space age bachelor man!!!!

[teambyler]

"It was the best thing I've ever done."

Mike said this, AFTER meeting El and sheltering her in his house!

And later he says this...

... in THE WAY he says it.

Mike really LOVES his "best friend," doesn't he?

Who needs a 3 hour analysis video, when we've already got THIS?

-teambyler

[clockworkreapers]

Hate to be stranded in the middle of nowhere on the road

[cherrycoke1818]

I’ve caught you, my mysterious shadow

This doesn’t happen until the end of like chapter 4 and then I don’t plan on posting chapter five until my friend grovels at my feet.

anyway the fic is called Tears Don’t Rust the Blade by CherryCoke1818 on ao3!!

[clowningcrows]

being transgender is awesome bc along with it comes a free installation of transmasc-a-character-inator where you have the ability to just look at your favorite male character that you kin and go. oh hey that guys transgender

[velvees-archive]

can we talk about how insane 3-5 was from a narumitsu and feenris enjoyer’s perspective?

i have so many thoughts on bridge to the turnabout and miles’ top tier emotional repression throughout that case, because if the person who altered the course of my life asked ME to defend an ex they braved climbing a freezing cold mountain for and were still very obviously hung up on, i would fucking throw up. don’t even get me started on iris, miles, the psychelock scene, and the “what is mr. wright to you?” call out.

the generous use of ellipses does NOT help bro’s case.

also important: the framing of these exchanges reads like a romance novel. the love triangle? the silent resignation and unspoken words? edgeworth’s insistence that iris disclose the events of night prior with him so he can help she and phoenix reunite? the same guy who doesn’t give a damn about romance literally wingmanning phoenix for chump change?! look me in the eyes and tell me miles wasn’t even a little bit affected by this.

that “so you say” and “anyway, it seems to me like there’s something going on between the two of you” is bitter as hell. do not lie to me.

i will admit my enthusiasm stems in part from the beast that is my narumitsu getting together hc, whispering scary things into my ear like miles first subconsciously acknowledges his feelings for phoenix after larry’s call. he rushes back to the states with no intent to act on them, they simply exist in a vacuum and in perpetuity, as much a part of him as his history, or his limbs. he has no plans of exploring the tightness in his chest but then phoenix asks him for a favor. a big one. there’s a glint in his eye and his voice is tinged with desperation and oh he never had any hopes to begin with but he still feels like something’s died inside him because of course phoenix wants him to defend her and of course phoenix hasn’t removed her acolyte hood from his person and of course—

do you see the vision? the only thing that matches 3-5’s angst potential is 7 yg, and i’d say 3-5 touches upon the 7 yg dynamic already.

[icantdothistodaybruh]

I love drawing lil outfits for him sm🥺🥺🥺 definitely will do more of those in the future

[ponlypone]

Reinhard, when he wished for Divine Blessing of Salt Reasoning, probably

[error04landonotfound]

I was tagged by @a-amvryllis (thank you for the tag!! I was DYING to do this!!)

Tagging: @dirtylandotini and @khaoticspartan (aka my newfound besties on this app 🥹 but also only if you want to!!)

[ynnu-64]

Chainshipping x Dr.Who crossover

[luifaro]

uhhh ok so some loop and universe thoughts i've had... that i've been storing in my noggin... i just have a couple of things... (loop experts know you can legally kill me if i'm Wrong about them please don't hesitate)

so like. in my mind the universe is a genuinely caring entity yk? like it obviously is not without flaws that would be idk too idealistic and idk it weirds me out too much to do bc it would make me feel all weird and like i'm demonizing loop by making the universe some perfect angel when they hate it so much. it's not that deep but still i think it's just i don't like the trope of innocent well-intentioned person who hurt someone is portrayed as completely in the right and person who holds fairly justified grudge portrayed as actual monster because the person who hurt them didn't mean to :cccc... plus it's fun!!! i likeit bc it's fun to explore! it wants to help but it's also hurting them by helping! it really did try and it had a reason for putting loop through all of this. it wanted loop (and siffrin) to learn that their friends care about them at all costs because it's Very Important to them that they learn this.

but that's kind of offtopic from what i'm ACTUALLY here to ramble about, which is how i feel loop would react to the idea of like a genuinely kind universe. which is to say i think they would honestly greatly dislike it if not outright hate because. You Know How to be decent and yet. and yet you did this to me. you did this knowing you would ruin me, you had to know and yet you did it anyway even though you care about me. even though you love me you destroyed me and permanently Changed me and i didn't want this i never wanted this i never wanted this to happen to me why didn't you see that i never wanted this? do you even care about what i want? why can't you just leave me alone? why do you have to do this? why?

they'd hate the fact that they have to watch out, to think carefully to speak carefully. or else it will try to "help" them when they don't want this. they just want to left alone they just want to live. they're tired of it trying to help them they don't want help they just want it to leave them alone more than anything they can't stand that it loves them so much that if it physically could it would leave them alone. why them? why them??? why did it have to be them? why did they have to be the universe's favorite toy why why why why???? why???? why do they have to live this way when no one else does? why can't it understand that the only way it could make them happy is by never intervening again? by shutting up forever? by just stopping?

it cares too much and they can't stand that.

^ also secretly because i don't think they'd think feel like they deserve a loving god that cares about them too! this star can fit so much angst in them!!

[johnnyvalance]

gravity falls but one of the attractions in the mystery shack is the “wax cowboy” and it turns out it’s actually just the real corpse of elmer mccurdy

[florad0ra]

59-65" x 71", The Iris Quilt pattern by Kitchen Table Quilting.

Housewarming gift for my sister! I don't know whether it's because it's a bias quilt, the dense quilting, the rush to get it off the frame, or a combination of everything but one end of it stretched out and now there's almost a 6in difference 😭😭 lesson learned I guess

[perplexedjokist]

gomez and morticia but it's harvey dent and bruce wayne, same order.