#resturaunts

[sammyloomis]

can we talk about the fucking phone call on an UNPLUGGED LANDLINE that van got from REAL TAI just SECONDS before other tai strolled into the room like nothings wrong, AND the fucking scene in the hotel room when she gasps awake in TERROR BEGGING FOR HELP BECAUSE SHE'S TRAPPED IN HER OWN BODY AND SLIDING BACK TO SLEEP. GOOSEBUMPS.

[toskarintoast]

homemade. cheesy garlic toast. with. homemade. marinara sauce. it is. cheesy and. garlicky. and buttery. and. crisp. and the. marinara sauce is sweet. and flavorful. it's really. quite simply. very good. 8/10

[noxiousgrace]

Hey since kim rok soo used to work part-time at a restaurant, do you guys think he also volunteered at the soup kitchen???

I feel like he did, because he knows how hard life is when you have nobody who truly cares about you

Also he probably did it with a mindset that sorta looked like:

"i don't care about them, but at least they can feel like they're not completely alone in this world."

And didn't acknowledge that what he was doing was good, because it did nothing to fix the situation of the people who needed the help

I don't think he acknowledges temporary help as something that makes him a good person

[slif-art]

Making Salmonid Ocs is just an excuse to make up fun names.

[supersweetsunglasses]

Genesis: So, I heard you two were heading out later?

Angeal: Ah, well I wanted to get Sephiroth to try new foods so we’re going out to eat.

Genesis: Ok and?

Sephiroth: Angeal also wanted to see if he could find some new plants, so afterwards we are heading to-

Genesis: Yes, yes that sounds all fine and dandy but what about me?

Sephiroth: What about you?

Genesis: Well I noticed that your plan was showing a concerning lack of me.

Angeal: Oh well we were just kind of planning-

Genesis: Pick me up at 6 why don’t you.

Sephiroth: Genesis wait-

Genesis: I have to take some time to get ready so don’t come before then.

Angeal: I feel like you have the wrong idea-

Genesis: Ooo I can’t wait. I know exactly what I’ll wear. Well then I’ll see you at 6!

…

Angeal: He’s not going to listen either way is he?

Sephiroth: No he will not.

[silvershadow1711]

This is a funny lil scenario I thought up,ok so MC wants to marry ray(delulu) and so they put a ring in some champagne to wait for him to notice it in there after he drinks it so they can pop the question, but they put it in the wrong glass and just start choking on it because its in their glass and they were so focused on rays reaction they didn't see it.

-🐀

Now, while it would still be funny if they cough the ring up and have to propose gasping for breath with tears and spit drenching their face, it would be even funnier if they swallow the ring. And after they fish it out of the toilet and steam clean/UV dissinfect it, they're forever left agonizing if they can still use it to propose. Just imagine if it's a family heirloom- that why they wanted to use it, to symbolically welcome Ray into their family before doing it literally.

And after they've spent days tormenting themselves over this, while they're watching TV or something, Ray just casually says:

"If you think I would be upset wearing an ass ring, then perhaps you do not know me well enough to propose."

"... ...what?! Were you--"

"I was not 'reading' your thoughts- you were mentally shouting them at me. It's a miracle I have been able to sleep this past week, you've been thinking about this so hard..."

"But... isn't it gross...?"

"...Star, I have seen human bodies burst apart like a watermelon during a Ghallager bit, and I assure you blood is not the only thing inside of them. I am far too desensitized to the disgusting nature of life processes to be squeamish about the idea of feces."

"I guess..."

"I mean, how can you think I'm a germaphobe considering how many times I've eaten your--"

"OKAY! I GET IT! I'LL GO GET YOUR ASS RING!"

[uncle-aslik]

@ask-alf-oddworld

[m0thwinged]

Davesport fanchild except its just phonegingi.

[plaguedoctormemes]

creating ocs from a culture you’re completely disconnected from is so dumb but fun. My stupid ass wants to go to tibet

[purpleskelet0n]

2025 is peak already khonjin house is back

[ilkkawhat]

Show your fear I'll make it disappear Feel the claws I ease you down so slow

Can you hear them closing in? I won't let you go my friend 'Cause I can't come Heaven's closed for some

I just gotta apologize I took you to the final ride Well here we are Side by side In dying light

[saviaris]

the fact that phainon was never meant for being a warrior , and i headcanon that his father, heironymus, that's his blade. he had chartonus fix it since he died defending phainon and his mother with it , if we can surmise that as canon given how little we really know of phainon . of aedes elysiae , something more myth than anything anyone's ever seen or heard of. which also is a curious thing among all the mysteries surrounding him.

how if true , phainon likely would have been a farmer, maybe a crafter, maybe he'd see weapons or tools like galba's hunting bow or knife, but never imagined he'd be using weapons beyond cutlery. a simple country life with golden wheat fields by the sea and maybe even a shepherd, tending to livestock and making a flute out of grass, weaving baskets with cyrene, being a boy, not some prophesized savior or hero of the entirety of his planet .

if the 'prophecy' hadn't ordained phainon as the deliverer, he likely never would have held a sword, became a soldier, known strife or conflict, and anything else for that matter. he'd know the feeling of wheat underneath his sandals and the feel of the wind in every direction of fresh grain growing. he'd know the soft tools for farmers or craftsmen, presumably whatever his father did.

he wouldn't know anything about carrying the entire fate of the world on his shoulders, he wouldn't know about being lauded as a messiah to the masses. he wouldn't know any of that.

just wheat, the sea and something peaceful. gentle. and deep down phainon wonders who ( .... / his real name ) would have become if he had never had to pick up a sword and bury his homeland by himself.

if he had stayed as ( '....' ) and not become ' phainon ' the warrior, the savior, a person who never would belong to himself again.

[hayloft-hell]

role swap rody and vincent would still have vince being obsessed with rody btw. like yeah rody's planning to kill the guy but vincent's just. so weird about it.

he figured out rody's plan to kill him early on and asked for more shifts. he's the one that suggests rody should eat him. he started researching cannibalism to learn the best cooking techniques to show rody. he's literally picking out garnishes that might go with his own flesh. and rody is super unnerved because sure it's personal but not that personal what the fuck??

[chororine]

me as my mum drives me to her place for Christmas: I wonder if Lupin III is morphing from a secondary fandom into a special interest, or at least a main fandom? I have been thinking about it a lot... nah. it's not like I see little reminders of it everywhere

a yellow Fiat: passes us

me:

[employee052]

i keep getting dr who shorts in my yt feed n now im just realising that while me and narry may be similar to 12 and clara in terms of appearance, were more like 10 and donna in terms of friendship

[bingsucks]

Life update I get my wisdom teeth out in like two days and also I've drawn 50 pages of a comic about rats and mice. I'm doing it all on lined paper with pencil there is no outline or long-term plan I'm just GOING. needless to say pic perf is gonna take a bit