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witless-winion1 · 1 month ago

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I imagine that at some point after he gets home Odysseus and Penelope talk about the kingdom and how she has been running it (with Telemachus’ help in recent years) but still mostly on her own and he immediately wants to lift that burden of hers and so he tries to immediately get back into politics but he is so hopelessly out of the loop that Penelope and Telemachus have to help ease him back into it anyway

#The constant trauma of literally everything doesn’t help #Odysseus tries to rush everything #and promptly experiences the fastest case of burnout ever seen in Ancient Greece #my brother in Christ you can’t look at a sheep or a cow without crying MAYBE DON’T go talk to the livestock farmers about supply and demand #He just constantly falls asleep in court #and they let him do that until he and Penelope go back to a regular sleep schedule #because their sleep schedules are fucked up for SO MANY REASONS #the fucking. The trauma and nightmares. Getting used to sharing a bed again. Idk maybe they get used to that right away again. THE FUCKING #TFW you dump so much shiny shit in the tags you forget what the post was about #comment 🦕 if you got this far #🦕#Yeah #right what was I talking about #oh yeah real tags now #post ithaca saga #epic the musical #epic #epic fandom #epic musical #epicthemusical #odysseus #epic odysseus #epic the ithaca saga #penelope #odysseus of ithaca #penelope of ithaca #penelope x odysseus #odysseus and penelope #penelope and odysseus #telemachus of ithaca

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sparrowlucero · 1 year ago

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The greatest injustice ever faced is that I almost certainly started the still thriving "clown husbandry" tag on here, but any discussion about it (from a know your meme page to a youtube video with 500k views) says it's a joke of "unknown origin" or credited to this post, likely bouncing off of mine (which was actively circulating at the time with like 30k notes):

This is a tragedy for many reasons, most of all because it wasn't just an offhand joke but actually a direct response to some of the funniest online hate I ever got:

They're erasing the truest history of tumblr: its desperate need to seethe and argue over every obvious joke with more than 10 notes.

anyways here is the canonical pet clown. according to me

#but tumblr... i am pagliacci #clown husbandry #look strange aeons on youtube. i know you browse this tag.#I don't respect your 2011 tumblr core take on steven moffat #but I will forgive it when you right this wrong #EDIT: a few people think i'm saying i originated the concept of referring to a clown like an animal #i didn't. i mean i made this really specific joke about exotic animal husbandry and a lot of mutuals bounced off of it with similar jokes #and that's what people started tagging 'clown husbandry'#to this day when you look for the origins a lot of mutual's names (who also kept chickens/pigeons/reptiles/etc) pop up because of this #talking tag

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cozylittleartblog · 1 month ago

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local salesman CANNOT stop fumbling big beautiful bitches. king of divorce 👑

#deltarune #spamtenna #swatchton #spamton #bigshot spamton #tenna #mr tenna #swatch #art #doodles #pose repeat ON PURPOSEe they are the same #i got the multicolor buttons from another artist. they were right.#he has a tyyyype he likes tall mfers who could trip over him and kill them both. manlet #paying swatch to flirt with him when he has a [business partner] and pipis at home.. and theres a clown somewhere.... what a whoreeee #too many late nights at the office tenna. he got lonely. this is so god damn funny i'd watch a sitcom about these losers #tenna and swatch should meet. they should talk. it would be soooo funny. spamton your exes are talking about you #only two of your many exes but perhaps the two most significant #if you see me visibly relearning and remembering how to draw these guys (on top of having not drawn for months) no you dont #me n telebeast shaking these guys in a jar and going OOO DIVORCE OOO YAOI for days. the tv ........#its not even like 'haha they were divorced' they were Divorced with the Capital D And Everything God Damn (It Is Not A Bit)

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Hey now, Let her cook!

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #senshi #laios touden #marcille donato #izutsumi #oyasumi punpun #<- In case you are wondering what the source for the little bird guy is.#Yeah that's right. I'm back to my extremely obscure crossover BS.#Punpun is one of those series that falls under the category of 'Good! but I cannot responsibly recommend this to anyone."#If Dungeon Meshi is like a friend asking you to go on a quick errand and you accidently go on a life changing roadtrip -#Punpun is your friend asking to go on a quick errand and they pull up to the vet and tell you your dog is being put down.#Then they explode into sludge. Melting your car. You hitchhike back but the person who picked you up is an axe murderer.#I could not finish it. My friends who did say it was good. But agree it was for the best I did not finish it.#Hey speaking of tone twists...We are one episode away from one of my favourite chapters being animated!#WHO'S READY FOR THE SENSHI BACKSTORY! WHO IS READY TO CRY!#ME! I AM! I spooked my flatmate with how energetic I was this morning. I'm vibrating with energy I was not designed to contain.#I should talk about today's episode here: It was very good. I love how they animated the familiars.#And!!! Anime only people now are in the loop on the Chilchuck lore. Part 1 of many. He still contains multitudes.#They all do to be honest! If this episode told us anything it was that we still don't know these characters as well as we think!#See you guys next week. I'll be inconsolable.

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artkaninchenbau · 1 year ago

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A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

#Sir Crocodile #Monkey D Dragon #Emporio Ivankov #Dragodile #Crocodad #My art #One Piece #We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay #Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao #I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally #He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace.#You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that #Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy #And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do #But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨#And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion

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favroitecrime · 1 year ago

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world war 3 jokes on twitter meanwhile none of them live in the region and none of them understand the severity of the situation. these next few hours will really determine whether or not we head into a regional war…

#not debating iran’s right to self defense or whatever idc not what i’m talking about here #cause last i checked there were about hmm #oh ~7 countries between iran and occupied palestine #tag: i speakth #trust i hope i’m just bring dramatic

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inkskinned · 1 month ago

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sometimes being spiteful is actually so fucking fun and the problem is you can't talk about it on the internet without sound like a stupidhead. like it's cringe to be like - oh never piss off the gentle ones. or like the alpha wolf shit - once i see red, once i go quiet... it's over! like ew growss no....

but also!! sometimes you get bit by the dragon and you end up being like - you know what???? YEAH. truly!! you're RIGHT. fuck it! hell hath no fury like a little bitch called me!!

#I am going on a date this weekend <3 she likes taylor swift <3 we are watching the notebook. which i knowww your ass loved #you never showed me but she will <3 tee hee :3 #you thought i was crazy while i supported you and loved you and held you ?? you thought THAT was me being crazy??#I WILL FUCK YOUR MOM.#astrology isn't real but when i said this to a friend of mine she was like “oh yeah no this is why you don't piss off cancers”#and IT FEELS GOOD!!!! TO BE EVIL!!!! BUT IT FEELS STUPID!!! TO TALK ABOUT IT!!!!#what's funny is i fucking love when women dip in this particular way - like truly go ''dog off the leash'' villain mode.#like there REALLY IS a particular lunacy that dawns when ''lovergirls'' or soft-hearted ones finally snap.#i've never gone dark like this before bc i've just never had to. i havent felt as much rage.#in all my other relationships we could talk to each other like human people and we ended things at least MARGINALLY peacefully #but no <3 you had to disrespect me . disrespect the relationship. disrespect my efforts <3 #and i have LOVED watching other women go into this hole. i mean it looked delightful. GET HIM GIRL i'd say #and then i snapped. and i was like OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHH ITS FUN THO BABY #you thought the patience and the kindness and the gentleness was everlasting. bc i gave it to you bc i loved you. bc i am ALWAYS like that #right?#i am so so so goodhearted. i love everyone <3 i am curious and quick. and THAT is the person who is fucking done with you.#anyway probably to be deleted but feel free to reblog lol #also if u happen to be the girl i am seeing soon im excited for our date youre a sweetie :)

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friedricebunny · 4 months ago

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i'm really so curious how deeply tbhx is gonna go with its whole premise of "heroes are made and gain powers based on trust" because i really wasn't anticipating that

1) moon/xiao yueqing has teleportation-based powers but because everyone wants her and nice to stick together, her teleportation leads back to nice which was INSANE to me

and

2) lin ling is becoming increasingly more worried about being clean and perfect which is a side effect of nice's image of perfection which is indicating that this whole trust system can have mental effects??? and that's horrifying to me???

we are 2 episodes in, how deep is this gonna go

#pj talks #y'know this kinda makes how moon didn't rly fight during the first ep fight make a little more sense #'cause like if her only thing is being able to tp to nice and they're kinda in a very enclosed space #where the termination letters are getting shot out and all then she can't do much #also moon's entire job kinda being planned from the start even from when she started travel-blogging.......#we're probably never gonna see moon again after that episode and thank GOD for that go get your life back queen #but thank you for the bits of your life you did tell us #i'm eating this shit up #eh y'know what #to be hero x #need to see other ppl speculate on how bad this could get #also need other ppl to be rly deeply worried about the mental side effects thing w me #bc i was considering that #before the episode #is it possible for ppl to believe so hard in lin ling being nice that lin ling starts to just forget who he is #but i was like. pshhhhhh no right.#that couldn't happen right?? you can't literally affect his brain and sense of self right??#um well. i'll be the first to say i was Wrong

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 7 months ago

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genuinely is my brain erasing itself or is google/tumblr censoring that post about notre dame and old growth forests.

#i know we joke about tumblr's (lack of) search function #but at some point this is surely (less) passive (more) aggressive #(particularly against people with memory issues...is this. is this gaslighting.#am i. am i being GASLIGHTED. by a social media platform who isn't even my PARENT???)#that post is ingrained in my memory but google image is flirting and fwirling its fan 'haha! you're so cute! and Imagining Things. Dear :-)#i have Looked okay! i've looked! and i've looked for a SEVERAL DOZEN POSTS before this after talking To People...and behold!#...this last year or two i *genuinely* can't find posts 4 out of 5 times.#what the COOL GELITAN FUCK is going on #geletan #gel #GELTAIN #GELA--im so scared right now #so tired #GELITAN #what the chilled gelitan fuck is going on #update: i Am being gaslit just not about the spelling of gelly-thing #i'm both stupid AND being gaslit. these things! can! coexist! *sad clapping*

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keferon · 4 months ago

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THE NEW CHAPTER OF MISTAKES ON MISTAKES UNTIL IS OUT AND YOU ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS~~~~~~

Spoilers for ch 74 below >:)

Head in hands. And then they all happened to be self sacrificial idiots.

Infinitely delighted by the fact that Optimus automatically decided to catch whoever was falling and only look who that was afterwards. 100/10. Peak Optimus writing.

#fic fanart #momu fanart #maccadam #transformers #jazz #prowl #jazzprowl #optimus prime #megatron #momu is so good it made me draw megatron again✊ this is what true power looks like #teeny tiny doodle of Ratchet #I love momu Optimus beyond imaginable #usually I’m much more interested in him while he’s still Orion #because Optimus feels much more restricted in his thoughts and actions you know #in fics. I forgot to say I was talking about OP in fics #but in MOMU? I don’t even know how to describe it?? He is so comforting #he is all responsible and noble but also JUST the right amount of whimsical and chaotic 🤌#also I WAS NOT PREPARED for that level of architectural descriptions #my brain went ‘bruh we don’t fucking know all those words for space station structure components let’s give up how about that’#ahahahahahdjdjjfjf #not a critique by the way absolutely not #I’m gonna reread this fic at least one more time to catch more details and understand more of #uh #*vaguely waves hands*#this. everything.#because I’m 100% sure the whole story is FILLED with more layers I haven’t catch purely because I didn’t know what to look for

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brokenrefraction · 3 months ago

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alright my dearest and humblest most sincere brother, imperator of this sleep-nurse tumblr dot come popolus. the time has come

it was either in two business days or the last ask you receive determines it

its the time. unearth to everyones eyes the body pillow of dr welcome smile corporation creation. i will await with open arms. god fucking damknit why does it have to be when i cant spa m relbog ts cus my phone is on charge

sigh. welp. you guys asked for it. I TOLD YALL ITS CRINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM NOT LYING WHEN I SAY ITS CRINGE fuck my stupid life

feel free to kill me now

i need my amisulpride

#im not tagging this im just gonna say im extremely disappointed. in you all. why does this happen to me #WHY DO I HAVE TO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!UORTHIDLYJKNDE5RIKO8O89YRU5EDOIKJH890H999H9H9H9H9H9H9H99RG #and before anyone asks why i made this yes my brother asked for it. the same person responsible for all this purge #the same person in this ask. yes you. reginaldubel. im talking about you #my number 1 biggest hater since 2017 or something l #honestly the worst case scenario would be tumblr nuking me for this but i dont think its that bad #you guys are free to throw rocks at my house #also its midnight. right now. and im doing this shit #and im supposed to go to school tomorrow #you know what........................whatever...............i dont think im opening tumblr after this one #you guys have no idea how hard it was to click the ''post now'' button

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egophiliac · 5 months ago

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I loved your drawing(and I love your style in general) with Leia in your recent post! If/when you have time can we see more of her in your style? I get so happy whenever I actually see people mention/talk about her and she’s not just forgotten because we didn’t get to see much of her. 😭

thank you! 💙💙💙 Leia/Leah/Lea/whatever is fascinating to me. she is the ultimate unknown. what was she like? how involved (or even aware of any details of the invasion) was she? Silver's basically a physical carbon copy of his biodad, so what did he get from her? like, I understand why the two of them kind of have to stay as these super vague and mysterious figures -- the whole point of them is that their story ended 400+ years ago and they're not really relevant anymore (and. well. the more that gets explained about them, the less that can just kinda be handwaved as "oh the politics were Very Messy") (we can sit here and theorize all day but let us acknowledge that, ultimately, canon gave us almost nothing about them post-Meleanor and we'd just be making things up). I do still wonder about her though! RIP Lea, we never knew you and we probably never will.

actually you know what, as long as we're here, I think I WILL go ahead and just make some stuff up about what Silver might've inherited from her instead.