#robin pls

[rebouks]

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[Robin didn’t usually like using technology to talk to people but since he couldn’t read Alex’s mind face to face, speaking to her on the phone didn’t seem like such a big deal] Alex: Yo. Robin: [snickers] Hey. Alex: You okay? Robin: Uh-huh… Alex: What’s up? Robin: Are you going to this fancy castle everyone keeps banging on about? Alex: Hmmmm.. I wasn’t planning on it, why? Robin: Aster invited me. Alex: Like, as a friend-.. more? Robin: No.. as in, tell everyone Alex brought you to save my ass and hang out with Maddy’s weird cousin and hope that everyone inexplicably likes you enough so that I can maybe think about being your friend in public. Alex: God… Robin: I know. Alex: So, do you wanna go? Robin: Not really. Alex: I don’t really like their type of party, but the castle itself sounds kinda interesting. Robin: Right? Alex: I bet there’d be a ghost or two knocking about. Robin: I was literally thinking that! Alex: Reckon we should go, then? Robin: Yeah, fuck it. We can sack ‘em off and explore. Alex: Alright, but maybe not the whole time-.. Harry genuinely seems excited to include me. Robin: So, everyone’s happy. Alex: Yeah, okay! Oop I gotta go, I’ll come round tomorrow-.. and you better not still be in bed when I get there! Robin: I make no promises. [Robin stared at his phone as the call ended, unsure whether to smile or grimace. He’d promised himself that no matter how jealous he felt, he wouldn’t meddle with Alex and Harry’s relationship, but it was beyond painful to sit back and watch him use her so blatantly-.. blatant to him, at least] [He’d subtly tried to shift her perspective a couple of times, but even that’d felt wrong. Instead, he’d resigned himself to watching from a distance, waiting for it all to go to shit. Although, he wasn’t entirely sure what he would do when it did…]

[roppiepop]

Typical role dustribution

[starfalltea]

i like imagining sunday doing the sibling thing hgdfhgjdfs

(original below by @/kronkydei_ on twitter!!)

[siriusly-dc]

The boys are fighting

Tim: AT LEAST I DONT STAB PEOPLE FOR HAVING A DIFFERENT FAVOURITE CEREAL

Damian: YEAH WELL FATHER SHOULD HAVE ABORTED YOU AND YOUR WRONG OPINIONS

*silence*

Dick:… Dami… did you forget that Tim’s adopted

Jason: this is the best day of my life

Duke: right of passage I fear

Bruce: *is on concussion number five of the week and it’s only Wednesday trying to remember if he gave birth to Tim or not* what?

Just the Batkids forgetting that most of them are adopted when fighting

Bruce birthed those kids r u kidding me they all look like freaky ass clones of him

[everwalldigan]

I love the fact that Alfred’s preferred method of communication is through food (if he’s mad at you he’ll make your least favourite food, maybe burn it a little on “accident” and if he’s concerned or proud he’ll make a special favourite etc etc) so that got me thinking… Bruce grew up with that way of communication and since brooding is effectively off the table cause hes always brooding, what would be passive aggressive ways he’ll show that he’s pissed off with somebody?

Bruce: *while handing out comm links he hands Tim the one that is most uncomfortable (it’s a tiny bit bigger in size than the others and He Can Feel It)*

Tim: seriously Bruce? You’re still mad about the Batmobile thing?

Bruce: *brooding intensifies*

Bruce: *giving out areas to patrol and gives dick his least favourite part of Gotham*

Dick: BRUCE PLEASE IVE BEEN PATROLLING THAT AREA FOR WEEKS NOW IM SORRY I ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED OFF YOUR “VERY IMPORTANT” DOCUMENTS OK??

Bruce: I’ll give you another area to patrol when my formerly perfectly kept folder is as NEAT AS IT USED TO BE!

Dick: ONLY ONE PAPER GOT A LITTLE DIRT ON IT AND ITS ALL INTELLIGIBLE!

Bruce: YOU CANT EVEN TELL IF ITS AN UPPERCASE i OR A LOWERCASE L ANYMORE! THATS A SECURITY RISK!

Bruce: *handing out protein bars during a quieter night and gives Jason a slightly smushed one*

Jason: *takes it and sighs dramatically* you know, I slept so deeply yesterday that I thought I came back from the dead again but, well, it came with a little less pain and emotional manipulation so I-

Bruce: *scowling so hard his cowl almost breaks, takes the smushed protein bar from Jason and gives him his own perfect one instead*

Jason: *smiles innocently in Alfred’s favourite*

[logicallyblind]

I need a fic where robin!jason is the only one to notice baby stalker tim while they’re out on their patrols and it gets to the point where he’ll occasionally address him when he’s alone & around the others and they think he’s low-key going insane

fast forward a couple years and tim refers to something he saw while he was stalking batman and robin and jason’s head just WHIPS towards bruce and starts screeching “I TOLD YOU I WASN’T HALLUCINATING THE TINY STALKER CHILD FOLLOWING US B!! I FUCKING TOLD YOU I-“ and he has to be dragged out of the room by nightwing, still loudly proclaiming his vindication while tim and the others just watch on with the pikachu meme face

[melmov]

Batboys profiles

[o0kawaii0o]

no mercy 😭

[danidoodels]

little doodle of tiny Tim and his big brother Jason, I've been reading so many baby Tim fics lately and they mean the world to me<3

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Brucie Wayne gets into a mild accident in public (read-got hit by a car). And Batman would just walk it off (“it’s barely a bruise”), but Brucie obviously… can’t.

So he has to suffer the ordeal of having civilians call paramedics, getting fussed over, and having-

Having his dead son get into the back of the ambulance with him.

Oh- oh no. He must have hit his head worse than he thought. He thought he was past this…

[shoesfromoxfam]

Saw someone wondering about how the buildings in gotham are chipped from years of the bats grappling everywhere and am now imagining

- the bats swing around all the time but in certain areas they tend to parkour instead of grapple

- after a couple of them have close calls of falling, gothamites realise its bc the buildings are too weak in places to use the hooks safely anymore

- in starts in one neighborhood but quickly spreads throughout gotham; people get into the habit of checking their roofs for chips and cracks and start painting them

- different places do it different ways, some people use bright neon colours, an apartment block keeps a tin of glow-in-the-dark paint in the rooftop garden for anyone to use, one children's shelter fills the chips in with glitter glue

- slowly but surely the gotham skyline becomes a starry night with stars of paint and colour, marking the weakpoints so they can be seen even in the darkest of the city's nights

[nyukaart]

Nightwing Dick and Robin Dick are two different people to me, I'll call Dick as Robin my son and hold him lovingly 'cause that's my anak. Nightwing Dick can beat me up and I'd thank him,that is NOT my son,I want to marry that man. I will still hold him lovingly tho because he deserves it

[bryverros]

:)

[siriusly-dc]

You know what I find so funny. Is that yall are acting as if Bruce is going to have any reaction other than PROUD to Damian’s announcement that he wants to quit.

Like dude will literally be like:

Bruce: FIANALLY this day has come *scooping up Dami* my wonderful darling boy are you sure I hope you are. My one true wish

Damian: 👀 this is not how I thought this would go

Rest of the Batfam: 👀👀

Bruce has being trying to stop the feral children he keeps finding from flinging themselves off rooftops from DAY 1 and acting like he’d be anything but happy from Damian deciding to become A DOCTOR of all things is jail worthy

He’d be worse than an Asian (brown) parent hearing their kid got into Oxford for medicine.

Bruce: here have ice cream, have all the cookies. Do you want more? Do you want a zoo? A house? A car? A forest? Island?

Rest of the Batkids: we are unloved now

Jason: lol dickie’s no longer the favourite

Dick: lol Jason is no longer the favourite

Them: 👀👀👀

[batfam-belfry]

LET HIM DRIVEEEEEE

[sillysealll]

Hi ! give Dick a cat, thank you, bye