#robot/human

[sweet7simple]

I was thinking about Mirage and Noah Diaz and several things stood out to me:

First, the temperature difference. We must feel so cold to a Cybertronian. I don't know how hot an autobot runs, but the engine for a Porsche 911 (Mirage's alt mode in Rise of the Beasts) runs between 185-230°F. For comparison, the core temperature of a human is 96-100°F.

It might not be noticable if Mirage is touching Noah with an extremity, like a hand, which is going to run cooler than his core. Chest to chest, however, Mirage is probably going to think that Noah is dying or that humans are cold-blooded. Or maybe we're cold because we are so small (it is not that because even the core temperature of a blue whale is 98-99°F).

So now we have Mirage blasting his heater because no way is he leaving his boy cold.

The second thing that gets me is that Mirage is about 15 feet tall and 3,000 to 3,800 pounds heavy at LEAST (again, based off a Porsche 911). He is also made of metal and synthetic materials. This makes him 2.6 times Noah's height and (approximating Noah weighs 200 pounds) 14 times his weight (at least).

Think of it like the world's strongest 5'9" man weighing 200 pounds with metal skin seeing a 2'2", 14-pound toddler for the first time and trying to pick them up.

Whenever Mirage touches Noah, it's gently. He's slow and he's careful. He CAN touch Noah softly, but it takes concentration. Noah is just so small and fragile and cold compared to him, a delicate bag of mineral water that can bruise and burst if Mirage holds him too tightly.

(NSFW under cut, except I wrote this while at work)

It's for the best, when it comes to interfacing- or sex, as the humans call it? - that he let Noah take the lead. It's for the best that he just sit up against a wall and turn up his sensitivity (so easy to be rough with Noah, but his main man couldn't hurt him if he TRIED, but Mirage wants to feel him so bad) so that he can experience everything Noah does.

Sometimes, Noah spikes him - fucks him? - and it's nice. It's not a lot, especially compared to the mechs Mirage has banged in the past, but it's Noah and that makes it good enough to do more than once.

But sometimes Noah gets on top and starts sitting down on Mirage's spike and that is TORTURE. Mirage can't move unless he wants to tear Noah open (it would be terrifyingly easy), but he can't NOT move. He ends up shaking like he's going 200 mph on bald tires, like speed is just vibrating through him, and he's making these embarrassing noises - whines and car beeps and honks. His car alarm goes off at one point and Noah just LAUGHS at him and he's barely taken half of Mirage's spike. Mirage can't survive this. Noah is just too tight, too soft. He's warmer here, inside, than almost anywhere else (except maybe his mouth, but he can't stretch his mouth open the same way he can stretch this hole), but still cool around Mirage's spike. It's erotic. He wants to warm Noah up so bad.

He wants to make Noah run HOT, but he has to keep his hands to himself, so he just begs for Noah to take it all, for Noah to move faster, for Noah to touch him, bang him, fuck him, whatever he wants, just do something, anything -

And maybe it's because of how he begs and honks and whines and beeps and writhes and shakes that Noah prefers being spiked over doing the spiking - even if he still can't fit Mirage all the way inside.

Maybe it's because he likes how hot Mirage feels inside of him, like a brand. Maybe it makes him feel good to take so much power and strength inside of his tiny, fragile human body and control it.

At least he's kind. He always lets Mirage overload... eventually.

[archie-sunshine]

not sure if this has been asked already, but what does your boy Meter think of humans? :0

(I know bot x human content isn’t very much your thing, but I’m just genuinely curious in terms of his character :) )

thats actually a great question, because my partner @creehd just finished making an oc to ship with meter who is a human!

meet Adam, a 27 year old london punk circa the year 2007 (TFA era). He's not been fleshed out all the way yet but currently he's an odd job worker/part time hot topic sales clerk who partially works an honest job and partially does crimes to make ends meet.

he meets meter midway through attempting to remove his car radio from his frame in alt mode.

as a rule of thumb, as long as you are eventually even a little bit nice to meter, he would date you. hes desperate.

[doomspoon888]

Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Megatron/Starscream (Transformers) Characters: Starscream (Transformers), Megatron (Transformers), Skywarp (Transformers), Thundercracker (Transformers) Additional Tags: Sticky Sexual Interfacing (Transformers), Robot/Human Relationships, Crack Treated Seriously, Size Difference, human!megatron, Non-Consensual Touching, Starscream-Typical Humiliation, Hate/Lust Relationship Series: Part 2 of Human Error Summary:

Megatron, he told himself before he could sink any further into self loathing. It hadn’t been just some human, it had been Megatron; who knew how to manipulate him and trick him, and get under his armour with all his lies and false promises and charming praise.

They were all the same, Megatrons.

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Direct sequel to ‘All Alike Too’ in which G1 Starscream has an …interesting interaction with an AU Human version of Megatron.

[howgalling]

vakama commission for @eboni-napalm

sketch + progress sketches and the colour history for the piece. i love looking over my colour history because it shows where i went section by section haha

[starheirxero]

Human who picks at themselves and is always covered in bandages x Robot who picks at themselves and is covered on soldering lines

[ricihh]

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!

Rating: T

Fandom: Brawl Stars

Relationship: Chester/Lawrie

Main Tags: Oneshot, Fluff, Christmas, Christmas Presents, Hugs, Implied Sexual Content, Established Relationship

Warnings: None!

Summary: Christmas is here, but that doesn't mean time off for the robots at Starr Hub. They work while receiving letters and presents from admirers.

A certain present for Lawrie, however, could only come from one person.

[ejsuperstar]

Baldness is for nerds this is a battle to the death. If you have the same character/pfp on both platforms you have to decide which is the superior.

You have to explain your reasoning in the reblogs too

[r0sh11]

MY HONEST OPINION

[zeropro]

since they’re on Earth, do the Transformers celebrate pride? Do they even know what LGBTQIA means?

Happy Pride :>

[s3znl-gr3znl]

Me and some of my moots tbh

[thespiusbf]

i've seen some posts floating around about people being confused as to what classifies as robotfucking and to what degree so i decided to take a crack at it and made this chart inspired by the infamous furry chart

[keferon]

First of all. HOLY SHIT THERE'S PART TWO OF THE REVERSE MECHA RATCHLOCK FIC

Second - I got so excited I decided to design Deadlock~ Because yeah. We didn't really talk about him but Gemma just keeps giving me serotonin and my body is a machine that tirns serotonin into art

[ozzgin]

Hear me out: Malfunctioning Android, sent back to the factory by the previous owner who was utterly creeped out by his obsessive, invasive behavior, has now found a new home with a neurodivergent, lonely human; you.

You wake up, confused. The alarm didn't ring as usual, and the light outside is already bright. You rush to the kitchen, where you find the synthetic assistant preparing your breakfast.

"Why didn't you wake me up? I have so many things to do today," you reproach, taken aback by his unbothered smile.

"I took the liberty to empty your schedule, (Y/N). You seemed rather overwhelmed the previous evening; all the parameters I compiled were off.

Thus, I impersonated you - worry not, I used an algorithm based on your previous response pattern - and answered all calls, emails, and messages. Your social and administrative tasks have been cleared."

He observes your features carefully. Is he going to be shipped back again, having the same issues cited? Unfortunately, it's not something he can adjust or control: he simply cares for you to perhaps an unconventional degree.

You wipe a tear that threatens to spill from the corner of your eye.

"I-...Nobody has ever done something like this for me before."

With a sigh of relief, you take your seat and pick up your freshly prepared beverage. At last, someone to deal with it all.

"I was thinking you might enjoy your favorite movie later," the android says, joining you at the table, "and I would be more than glad to provide you with additional warmth."

[probably-a-plant-thing]

PET THAT SKELETON NOWW !!!

[wishes2witches]

*vanquish