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He lies.
#sometimes i think i'm funny#the man the myth#abelard werserian#i know there's people here that will appreciate this#rogue trader#rogue trader crpg#rogue trader meme#rogue trader shitpost
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Something something Heinrix when you don't bring him to commorragh something something
please don't let this have been done yet ffs
#tell me im wrong#this fucking dude legitimately tweaked himself into a neat psychotic breakdown when the rt got kidnapped#i cackle every time i imagine how irritated he must have been while this was going on#like YES he was going through it#but come on...#there is undeniable comedy in imagining him just absolutely disheveled#hasn't slept in days#drunk on coffee that isn't working but he's on such copium that he's hoping he'll at least benefit from a placebo effect#and i know he was insufferable#TO ABELARD ESPECIALLY#i know our seneschal was contemplating the most legal way to airlock a member of the holy inquisition#abelard staring at heinrix who is losing his fucking mind#“this bitch...”#heinrix van calox#wh40k rogue trader#rogue trader shitpost#warhammer rogue trader#rogue trader#heinrix x rogue trader#warhammer 40k rogue trader#wh40k#warhammer 40000
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"If I ever hear the word "ship" again I'll start crying," I said and immediately started a new playthrough of Rogue Trader.
#rogue trader#warhammer 40k rogue trader#von valancius#rogue trader fanart#adeptus ministorum#marazhai x von valancius#marazhai aezyrraesh#rogue trader comic#rogue trader shitpost#my poor arch-deacon took one look at the spiky torture elf and forgot his prayers so hard he got a concussion
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And I won't shut up anytime soon
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Would you love me if-
#art tag#rogue trader#marazhai aezyrraesh#wh40k rogue trader#marazhai#shitpost#marazhai rogue trader#warhammer rogue trader#drukhari#marazhai romance#40k eldar#warhammer eldar#warhammer 40k rogue trader#rogue artist#warhamer 40000#warhammer 40k
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yeah... @utrada here your man...
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Bringing up Marazhai be like
Looking at you Reddit
#warhammer rogue trader#warhammer 40k rogue trader#rogue trader crpg#rogue trader memes#marazhai aezyrraesh#marazhai shitpost#marazhai romance#i don't want to fix him i want him to make me worse#fantasy is not reality#what do you mean women aren't pure angelic beings#stop enjoying things i dislike
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Heinrix dating an Iconoclast Rogue Trader
#Rogue trader#I've never edited anything in my life#so take a shitpost that took me five minutes#heinrix van calox
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gaming axe
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into the kennel
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Heinrix van Calox so regency coded we might as well call him Handflex van Calox. Handkiss van Calox if you will
#I am booed off stage#I cannot be trusted to write shitposts anymore#I saw someone describe him as Hand Flex Personified and I can’t unsee it#rogue trader#heinrix van calox
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When I tell you I am now considering writing a one-shot called "Rogue Trader: The Musical" where everyone is forced to communicate via musical body-horror.
Pasqal is the only one (mostly) unaffected thanks to the blessings of the True Flesh. He seriously considers driving the flagship full of weakass laypeople into the nearest star.
Singing is for heretics.
#i need to remember that the warp is capable of some truly weirdass shit when i'm writing#rogue trader#rogue trader crpg#wh40k rogue trader#warhammer rogue trader#warhammer#wh40k#warp event#warhammer the musical#rogue trader fanfiction#rogue trader shitpost
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Romancing Marazhai as Iconoclast in a nutshell (aka giving the murder space cat a migraine until he somehow decides you're married)
#he's so fucking awful god i love him#freak (affectionate)#i love bullying him and being a heretic but this is funny too#whatever makes him miserable#marazhai aezyrraesh#marazhai#rogue trader#warhammer 40k#warhammer rogue trader#marazhai x von valancius#shitpost#warhammer shitpost#rogue trader shitpost
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Hey lads, guess who does shitposting at night and won't get a healthy sleep again? Yeah, that's right, it's me! So, I have brought you my new artwork featuring the stunning Beulah von Valancius engaged in a weekly inspection of the professional tools of a local interrogator. Anyway, that will be all for the next 2 days, because I have to do a massive request, sleep well, lads.
#rogue trader#warhammer 40000#warhammer 40k#heinrix van calox#heinrix#oc: beulah von valancius#beulah von valancius#xavier calcazar#other people's ocs#my art#my shitpost#shitpost
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Good day, RT fandom. Something to consider.
#warhammer 40000#warhammer 40k#wh40k#warhammer rogue trader#rogue trader#shitpost#marazhai aezyrraesh#marazhai#pasqal haneumann#pasqal#kibellah#heinrix van calox#heinrix
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Would’ve gotten into warhammer sooner if I knew there is a clown elf faction..
Fell on my knees and cried after reading the Q&A and saw that he was supposed to be a companion while the game was in development…. He truly is better as an npc but DAMN ! !! 😞😞😞😞
#shitpost#art tag#meme#drukhari#marazhai#marazhai aezyrraesh#rogue trader#marazhai rogue trader#rogue artist#wh40k rogue trader#warhammer 40k rogue trader#warhammer rogue trader#nocturne of oblivion#yrliet lanaevyss#harlequin warhammer#aeldari#40k eldar
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