#rope...

[zeondraws]

I used to spend my time on another tumblr blog doing extremely dumb incorrect quotes from characters. Also because I was too terrified to draw or do any crazy edits. I think that blog is like a decade old and has so much cringe in it-

How about I try to make some incorrect quotes to remember the times 15 year old me was shitposting ✨

Roper: Caz, I'm too tired to babysit you.

Caz: Too bad, I'm staying.

Roper: *pulls out the police letter*

Caz: ... I'm going-

Muir: I'm so tired.

Gibbo: Don't you.. want to go to sleep?

Muir: *looks at Gibbo*

Muir: No, fuckyou. Wecontinuethegame...

Gibbo: *throws dart at the board*

Muir: *grabs dart* watch..

Muir falls to the ground and starts snoring

Rennick: You should smile more. It would suit you.

Roper: Careful Rennick, you might wake up bald tomorrow.

Rennick: He loves me.

Roper: I hope your ego makes your head explode.

Alex: You know, I collected bugs as a kid.

Henderson: Okay, but please remove that huge moth from my room I'm terrified-

Sunil: Erm, his name is Jeremy and he's a magnificent moth! Excuse you

Finlay: The math is not mathing

Addair: There is no math, only McLeary throwing broken fuses into my fucking engine.

Addair: I'm going to obliterate him.

Muir: Clearly, we can open a luxurious mud bath down here for our visitors.

Roper: Sure, might even help Innes grow his hair back.

Innes: *almost chokes from his cigarette smoke*

I'm too eepy to write more, can you tell I'm tired, because it's very late here yes

Gooooodnight

[babydolllblogger]

[neenarchive]

siren

[dragonpyre]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I need to hurt The Character

[apollos-boyfriend]

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

[violetmelancholia]

𝜗𝜚

[m3th-pr1ncess]

[mel-kusanagi]

they just met btw

[blu-ish]

Got a Polaroid camera for my birthday and instantly thought of these losers.

[delicatelymorbid]

want my legs tied to my wrists so my pussy is fully exposed, unable to move while they keep a vibrator on my clit and fuck me slowly with one finger. every thought in my head would focused on the feeling of their finger gliding in and out of me, and i’d only be desperate for more. i’d cry and beg to be filled up with either their strap or more fingers, just anything to filled and used like i’m supposed to be

[elodieunderglass]

This feels like a safe space to share that I really hate it in movies when they’re, like, crossing this wretched fuckoff gorge by a rope bridge and some jagoff cuts the bridge like - I do NOT want to even think about how much work and material and handcraft that was!! And then people had to install it as well!! Imagine how many commutes you’re fucking up! Stop destroying rope bridges assholes

[violetmelancholia]

literally me

[ialwayswantedmore]

this is so true

[the-fever-pitch]

You told me you wanted me to tie you up. It took me a few seconds to be sure that you meant it, after all, we were just friends. Yes, we flirted a lot, recurring off-color jokes, but it'd never gone any further. It wasn't until we were finishing watching a series together in my apartment and you found the ropes I was practicing with last night that you confessed to me that you wanted to experience it.

“But don't do anything dirty with me, huh? I'm not into this freaky stuff. I just want to know what you do with this.”

So I said yes. We finished watching the last episodes while I slid the rope over your body. First I made a design on your chest over your shirt while you made jokes about how depraved I was, that I was being "too nice" and that I could tighten more. So I did it. Then I bent your legs, spread them wide, and held them that way by tying them against the couch. I held your wrists against your ankles and little by little, you became more and more immobilized and your laughter became less frequent. But your smile didn't disappear, the expression was different.

It was turning you on, you didn't expect it to have this effect on you but no matter how much you try to avoid it, I can see it in your body language, in how you tremble with the touch of my fingers.

“Does it feel good?” I asked you, even though I already knew the answer. My hands running over your chest, with your rapid breathing. “I thought you weren't into this kind of stuff"

You nodded your head, and my hand went straight to your crotch, resting it on the fabric of your jeans.

“Think of all the things I could do to you now that I have you helpless. No one is coming until tomorrow, I could keep you here aaall night… But you asked me not to do anything dirty to you.”

“No, touch me please.”

“Oh, I thought you had to be a freak to enjoy these things.”

"I'm sorry.--"

“Keep begging.”

[leafyeyes417]

Venting

The GIW had gotten on his last nerve. Danny wasn’t at all worried about them actually managing to catch a ghost they were just that bad. But when their pure incompetence managed to mildly injure 12 people and seriously injure another 5, with one in the ICU and no confirmation on them ever coming out of the coma, Danny felt his patience fraying.

After getting the cryptic okay from Clockwork, he enacted his plan to get rid of the jerks. Death by debt. As in, their funding wouldn’t be enough to keep them afloat and they would be disbanded. He started by getting Tucker to locate all their bases, and had Sam work on creating a sedative (using plant products, because she would kill him if he used chemicals).

Once the bases were located and gas canisters were prepared, he was off. All the agents were knocked out, removed from the building, and all weapons taken. After that was Tucker getting into their systems and taking all the data, then wiping it. Then was setting all paperwork on fire and destruction of the building completely.

Watching it crumble gave him so much satisfaction. He stuck around invisible to watch the agents wake up and have a meltdown about their clothing before even noticing the destroyed building. He only barely made it away before nearly dying of laughter.

Luckily this all happened during the summer, his parents had decided to go on a convention road trip, so he was free to leave the state and destroy more bases. He ended up in Gotham and was shocked the Agents had managed to even step foot in the place. It felt like the air itself would stain their white suits.

Shaking off the feeling and sending out a ‘I’m a guest here to remove some pests’ to Lady Gotham, Danny moved towards the base in what was a well oiled system by now. He had managed to knock all the agents out and was moving them outside when he heard a cough behind him. Turning he saw one of the Bats, Red Robin.

“What exactly are you doing?” RR asked with mild curiosity.

Danny glanced down at the agents then back up to RR. “Teenage venting through destruction of government property?”

They stared at each other silently for a minute before RR broke out in a grin. “Can I help?”

Danny smirked. “Sure! You go inside and bring the rest of them out. I’ll search them for weapons and stuff.”

RR was about to walk away to do as asked when he saw Danny taking off the shoes. “Are the shoes weapons too?”

Danny snickered. “Nah. They have this thing about getting their white suits dirty and it fills me with glee to make their white socks dirty too.”

Danny swore he could hear someone howling in laughter through RR’s coms.