#ruby's harem

[brokentrafficknight]

Canon Ruby's already kind of a harem protagonist but still

[notmaplemable]

Post 1: Lancaster (Ruby x Jaune)

Post 2: White Rose (Ruby x Weiss)

Post 3: Nuts & Dolts (Ruby x Penny)

Post 4:

Post 5: War Of The Roses (Ruby x Jaune x Weiss)

Post 6:

[everyones-berry]

Ruby and her harem that she doesn't know how to handle

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Ruby: In this hat is the dying wish of every person here ... As I draw them I will speak them aloud, and from there, we will complete each one in order.

Ruby: Number one ... "Fuck Jaune Arc and Ruby Rose."

Jaune: *Blushes*

Weiss: *Blushes*

Everyone: *Glances at each other*

Ruby: ... Ooookay then! Number two!

Ruby: "Fuck Jaune Arc and Yang Xiao long"

Yang: *Blushes*

Jaune: *Blushes Harder*

Blake: *Licks lips*

Ruby: ... *Dumps the hat out* Fuck Jaune, fuck Jaune, fuck Jaune-DID ANYONE HERE NOT WRITE "FUCK JAUNE?"

Penny: I Did Not!

Ruby: Then what did you- "Fuck Weiss and Ruby"

Penny: That is mine, however I am not opposed to having sexual intercourse with anyone! Including Jaune.

Penny: In fact if I may amend-

Ruby: You wanna add Jaune to that?

Penny: Yes.

Ruby: ...

Ruby: well at least we aren't actually dying and this was just a joke, right?

Jaune: *Blushing beet red* Uh, ruby? What did your paper say?

Ruby: I have prepared plenty of Water and electrolytes for just such an occasion Jaune. You're really going to need it.

[reashot]

Get Married, fool!

Papa Arc: Son, you need to get married.

Jaune: Oh geez, gosh darn it. Dad, I would totally love to get married but alas. There is no one that I can think of...

Papa Arc: How about that blonde girl with the big, eh... Assets. I think she's interested in you.

Jaune: Yang? No I don't think she's even interested in men.

Papa Arc: Oh... That's hot.

What about that Schnee girl. She's beautiful, rich, kinda flat though, she's famous, rich...

Jaune: Dad, you just said rich twice. And she's not interested in me.

Papa Arc: Sorry to hear that. Maybe that faunus girl Blake. Sure she's a faunus but if you like her I won't have any problems with her.

Jaune: Dad. She's dating Yang...

Papa Arc: Oh... I see. That's hot.

Well that's all the person I can think of.

You sure you don't want to get married?

Jaune: I'm sure dad. No girls would even want me anyway.

Papa Arc: I'm sure there must be one for you.

Jaune: No. I don't think there's anyone else.

Look dad. If someone burst into that door asking me to marry her I would totally hundo percent marry her on the spot. And that's an Arc's promise.

*rumbling starts*

What is making that sound?

Outside

Ruby: *cackling*

Oh Jaune, you beautiful fool we got you now.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: *Wearing a turtleneck*Good morning Mom!

Mama Arc: Who left hickeys on your neck?

Jaune: I don't know what you mean.

Mama Arc: *Pulls the turtle neck down, revealing many, many hickeys* Really? You Don't know what I mean?

Jaune: *Sweating* ...

Mama Arc: ... Is that Lipstick?

Jaune: WOW! LOOK AT THE TIME I HAVE TO GO-

*RRRRIIIIIIIPPPPP*

Mama Arc: ...

Jaune: *Covered in Red, Ice Blue, Purple, Yellow, Bronze, Pink, and Green lipstick marks* ...

Ruby: Good Morning!

Weiss: Good Morning Missus Arc!

Blake: Good Morning.

Yang: Morning!

Pyrrha: Hello~ Good morning~

Nora: WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAC-EY!

Ren: *Nods*

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

Do Team RWBY and Pyrrha have dreams of having children with Jaune

“YES!”

An affirmative answer was all chorused by the five ladies. Each of them all smiling, but having varying degrees of blushes and embarrassment on their faces. 

Ruby smiled shyly and fidgeted with her hands in front of her, a blush clear on her cheeks. “Having some little blond, silver-eyed babies of my own running around the house would be really cute… A son and two daughters might be nice.”

Weiss cleared her throat, a blush just as evident on her face, shining through her snow white skin. “I… I would also very much like to have some children of my own… I know my mother would love to be a grandmother and have some grandchildren to spoil. I think Winter and Whitley would also enjoy some nieces or nephews as well. Some polite little boys would be… very wonderful. Maybe even my own little girl too…”

Blake smiled as she closed her book and tucked some of her long hair behind her human ear. “I think little blond twins would be adorable. A boy and a girl would be nice, but I’d love them no matter what. And either way, I know my mother and father would spoil them so rotten, I don’t know if I’d be able to get them separated from my kids at all honestly. It’d be a fight every time we left Menagerie.”

Yang smiled brightly and patted her slender stomach. “And I’m gonna have the most badass kids! The cutest girl with an amazing sense of humor, or a sweet, handsome little boy! And…” Yang’s boisterous tone faded out a bit and became more self assured. “I’ll be the best mother ever to them, and always be there for them… No matter what!”

Pyrrha was grinning like she’d never had a happier thought than the one she was imagining right now. She was squirming in place as she was too giddy to keep still really. “ I don’t know what Jaune would like to name our children, but I would like to have a strong little girl named Saber! And the biggest gentleman for a son named Leo as well! And I would love to have more! Many more! I-in fact… I wish to have even more children than Jaune’s mother had!”

Silence filled the space around the five women for a minute as Pyrrha spoke her declaration, then it was broken by some giggles breaking out amongst the other four girls. Yang spoke up, still mid chuckle. “So you’re shooting for mama arc’s record huh P-money? Guess we shouldn’t be surprised with what a champion you are after all haha. But still, pretty bold I have to say! Maybe I’ll shoot for it too, just to give you a challenge haha”

Pyrrha’s confidence in stating her dream quickly faded as she blushed crimson and buried her face in her hands. “I’m sorry!”

I know that Pyrrha’s kids’ names don’t follow the color naming rule, but it’s difficult trying to think of fitting names based on colors every time I mention a possible new character!!! Plus the name Saber seems really fitting for their kid!

[meadowindreams]

Yandere Team RWBY

Team RWBY all meant Jaune and fell in love, try they were all dating eachother already but why not add one more, so they would have him, he was kind, funny, and sweet, they all loved him for different traits but still love is love, but Pyrrha….. she was getting to close to him, ahe was in the same team as him, what is worst is that she was better than them, strong, popular, so….. when Cinder ended her, Jaune was devastated, and who was there to support him where he would rely on them and only them? Team RWBY

Soon he would be their wether he wants it or not

[jboy44]

Pyrrha has returned to beacon from a few month away for business " finally back around Jaune" she rubs eyes as ever cis woman and transman , student and teacher alike is pregnant. " ....what?"

The pregnant glynda " cardin though it would be funny to slip mr. Arc boner pills. It ended with Mr. Arc impregnating every womb in Beacon."

Pyrrha gasps " even Ren

Pregnant Ruby " especially Ren

Ren has biggest belly " I got quadruple so I am the most pregnant with Jaune's babies. Thats why expecially me."

Cardin is pregnant " so nikos is the only one not carrying arcs baby

Pyrrha's eye twitches and she falls over screaming and Crying throwing a fit. Like a baby " NNNNNNNÔOOOOOOOOOOO"

( please add and continue to this as you share)

[marquisdeglad]

Upon arriving in Vacuo, Team RWBY found themselves captured by a nefarious criminal and forced to serve as his slave harem!

Now the girls spend their days in their "luxurious" new quarters - whenever, that is, their new master doesn't require them for *other* duties...

[dollyyun]

https://www.tumblr.com/dollyyun/774624944134012928/naur-why-do-02z-not-fw-the-mc?source=share

Unc turning every fic into hyung line x reader🙏🏾😭( not complaining literally hyperventilating with excitement)

TO BE FAIR reader aint gonna be in a poly relationship with all hyung line since heeseung is mad possessive but he’ll allow 02z to fuck around with her as long as she’s fine with it and that they don’t leave any mark or hickey on her skin😽

also prepare to be SICK of me bc i’ll be pumping out a one shot ghostface!hyung line fic (with a twist of them being vampires) and i fear my mind will always come up ideas where reader fucks around with all hyung line <3

[everyones-berry]

Here's something I was working on. It's janky, so yeah.

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Jaune: *Shitposting on his favorite Ecuadorian Pottery Page*

Pop-Up Ad: L0CAL BED-BUGS IN YOUR AREA! Hot Bug-Girls are looking for Breeders!

Jaune: Heh, As if.

Wasp!Faunus Cinder: *Pressing her face against his window*

Firefly!faunus Penny: *Peeking from his Door*

Hercules Beetle!Faunus Yang: *Coming up from his floor boards*

Moth!Faunus Pyrrha: *Peeking from his closet*

Ladybug!faunus Ruby: *Coming up from behind him*

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Suddenly I fear for my Pelvis.

Jaune: AAAAAHHH!

[craziechwiv]

A Bug, breed, Bug world

This dumb as fuck Idea was brought to you by a conversation in @lwde-encrusted-sideblog comments on this post.

The others that gave me this idea was @tearval & @number1prime ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jaune is walking with Ruby along the sidewalk, with them in a conversation until Jaune ducks into a nearby bookstore, pulling Ruby in with him as he his face is white as a ghost and starts to sweat.

Ruby: Uhh, what's wrong?

Jaune: I see two of my exes!

Ruby: Wait, wait, wait. You dated before?!

Jaune: Y-Yes? How is that surprising?

Ruby: You're you.

Jaune: Fair enough.

Jaune peers out the doorway with Ruby sticking her head out as well, there they see The Mantis Faunus Emerald with Black Widow Salem, going shopping and not noticing the duo at all. Jaune is silently screaming while Ruby looks at them intensely.

Ruby: Out of all the people...

Jaune: Ruby please...

Ruby: No, out of all the FAUNUS TYPES!

Jaune: Don't go any further, I know I fucked up.

Ruby: You picked the two that are famous for the wrong reasons in a relationship?!

Jaune: I WAS STUPID OKAY?!

Ruby: YOU'RE STILL STUPID!

Jaune: THAT'S....FAIR! But please, if they both find me here Im so-

Before Jaune could finish his sentence, he feels a hand grip his shoulder tightly from behind him.

Black widow!Salem: Oh, lookie what we have here~. It's been a while Jaune.

Jaune: H-Hello Salem...

Jaune then feels another hand on his shoulder, sighing in defeat as he already knows who it belongs to

Mantis!Emerald: What? You're not happy to see the girl that almost rocked your world~?

Jaune: H-Hello to you too Emerald...

Ruby just looked on in shock as the two bug ladies had their hands on Jaune, both with sly smiles and their extra arms or legs wrapping around him.

Ruby: Uhh, do I need to be here for this or...?

Jaune: Ruby, It's already too late for me.

Black widow!Salem: Oh, don't be like that. We only wanna have a little fun with OUR favorite knight, that's all~.

Mantis!Emerald: And, we might have alil snack after words~

Salem began to lick her lips as he looked at Jaune with hungry eyes

Black widow!Salem: Yes, a nice big snack indeed~

The Mantis then hauls Jaune over her shoulder and carries him, as she follows Salem back to who knows where.

Jaune: Ruby, Ruby! Tell my story! TELL MY STOooRy!!!!!

Ruby just sheds a tear and salutes her best friend, going out in the manliest way possible.

Ruby: Of course... sniff Of course I will...

[sirazaroff]

I have an idea that involves Velvet and i wanted to ask you what you thought of it! :3

A few days after RWBY and Jaune return from the Ever After, Velvet notices that Jaune is keeping his distance from her, and she has no idea why. She asks all of Team RWBY and even Nora, Ren, and Oscar, but they don’t know why he’s doing it either.

She tells Coco about it and she immediately wants to figure it out and the two basically corner Jaune to get him to talk. He relents pretty quickly and says he’s doing it to make sure he doesn’t make Velvet uncomfortable.

Velvet has no idea why he’d make her feel that way, he’s her friend after all, so Jaune explains that soon after returning from Ever After he caught himself reaching to touch her ears out of Habit because he did it with Juniper whenever he was stressed or needed something to ground himself, but he knows that touching a Faunus Trait is a very serious and intimate thing and felt horrible for nearly intruding on her personal space.

Velvet is touched by his thoughtfulness and says she appreciates it immensely, but he doesn’t have to distance himself from his friends, all he had to do was explain from the start and she would understand, and now she does :3

Coco’s still hung up on the fact that Jaune was friends with an honest-to-gods Jackalope LANSKXSBJS

And after Coco and Vel confront him

Sorry I just! I love this scene you’ve set up so much that I wanted to see come to life. Jaune’s always treated so strangely in this fandom. He’s really not that bad if you just focus for a sec.

————

I totally see this scenario being believable. All that trauma from his time in the Everafter. And Juniper was his only stability for so so so long…you don’t forget someone like that. See their ghost in familiar places, in familiar people.

I think it’ll do him good to start being made to process his issues. I haven’t made it to V9 yet but my take on Jaune is he’s just having a bad day constantly. Underdog healer. Being around new company will do him good. Help him process. I think when the trio are alone together they’ll make a lot of progress with that. Unload a lot of that baggage he’s been carrying.

Anyways, boy’s gonna be fine. He’s in good hands and even better company~

Thank you for sending the ask! Here have this for me taking so long.

Now. Time to play catch up with my inbox.

[rwac96]

Ask Crossover

I am property of (blank)

Jaune but he has many names which he knows to well.

Jaune: *blushing* "Oh, Gods!" *covers his face* "This is too embarrassing."

Ruby: "Jaune, buddy, Vomit Boy, it can't be that bad." *she lifts up his hoodie* "Oh..."

*Jaune's abdomen has the words 'I AM THE PROPERTY OF' and underneath it is a list of names*

Ruby: *squints* "Pyrrha, Bleiss, Neon, Neo, Velvet--Huh? YANG?!"

Jaune: *blush becomes redder* "I'm sorry! I am so sorry!!"

Ruby: "Oh, my Gods." *reads another name* "Hold on...'Willow'? WEISS' MOM!?"

--ELSEWHERE--

Weiss: *spits out her coffee* "Ugh!"

Winter: *unamused* "Do you have to spit like a savage?"

Weiss: "Sorry, Winter, I just had a disturbing thought enter my mind."