#safe mining

[susie-dreemurr]

Imagine you’re a scientist trying to cure cancer and while dissecting bodies that were donated to this cause, one of them just gets up like “sup’ man” and they all start walking around like nothing happened. You take your eyes off them for 2 seconds to call their families, look back and they’ve all melted into each other. This is what happened to Alphys Undertale

[roguefandoms]

What if when the peak lords accepted Shang Qinghua back into their ranks, they tried to ask him to stop contacting Mobei-Jun and he just replied, "That won't be possible. For some reason he's...fond of me." And then you have ten peak lords (Shen Qingqiu is still on his fourth honeymoon with his demon lord studenthusband) staring at Shang Qinghua slackjawed as they all face the reality that demons are inexplicably attracted to Cang Qiong Peak Lords and any one of them could be next (Qi Qingqi shivers in her seat and quietly tucks the love letter from the succubus Madam Meiyin further into her sleeve.)

[honeyblankets]

reflecting on how every single woman in healthcare is told to be prepared for elderly male patients to “misunderstand boundaries” or “be confused on what is appropriate” or “not in his right mind” regarding literal sexual assault/harassment.

wow what a massive coincidence that the elderly women with dementia/cognitive impairments, etc never sexually assault female healthcare workers.

wow what a huge coincidence that male healthcare workers are much less likely to be assaulted or be the victim in inappropriate patient situations.

wow what a coincidence that elderly men are granted exemptions for their disgusting behaviour due to their age/conditions when these behaviours simply do not even exist with elderly women.

[degenerusssy]

the thing with the mullet is dan looks normal when he’s facing the camera and you only get dealt psychic damage when he turns to the side. but he turns to the side all the time cause that’s where phil is

[mothercains]

SOPHIE THATCHER as iris in companion (2025)

[pomegranateruin]

experimenting with giving gale a purple cataract in his left eye because i’ve been obsessed with the orb messing with it after some time

[yes-no-maybe-soo]

Out of every single thing from Sylus' Nightly Rendezvous Preview, this is what matters most to me

Not just b/c of my raging handfetish, but b/c of how symbolic it is of SylusMC's progress and how much it must mean to Sylus in particular

They've officially gone from here

To here

She is willingly clasping his hand, guys! She is finally intertwining her fingers with his! She loves himmm

[sammy-bryant]

When I was your age, I'd get angry all the time… you know?  Kids thought it was funny, so they'd steal my things and push me around.  I was kind of small.  So I'd get angry and… and hit somebody.  Teachers would get mad.  You know, they never saw what the other kids did.  Everybody thought I was… terrible, even Smurf.  I guess maybe I was pretty awful.  The only person that was nice to me was my sister.  Your dad was the second.  And then your mom.  I promised them I was gonna take care of you and I'm gonna do that, okay?

POPE & LENA Animal Kingdom (2016-2022)

[familyromantic]

[pseudonaivete]

I don't know what makes me sadder; the bimbofication to become famous, or the fact that it worked.

[dr-mohan]

JACK ABBOT + hands

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

i know that when people say "hey we made it through the last four years! we can do it again!" it's usually because they're just trying to tell themselves it'll be fine because they're scared too so I don't want to be a dick about it but like. they didn't have a guy make a fucking nazi salute to a fucking cheering crowd in his inauguration on day fucking one eight fucking years ago. i mean not to damper down the optimism or nothing but. i feel like it's important to point out that it's not just going to be a Repeat of 2016-2020 All Over Again. it's probably going to be more like the Fucking Worst of it that we got in 2020 (or the 2021 Fucking Insurrection) will be the Starting Point for whatever the fuck happens next and we should. idk. plan for that

[quadrantadvisor]

Thinking about DP x DC Jason Todd being a revenant again. Here's my scenario. Jason gets called that by some ghost. He's like "what the fuck is that supposed to mean?" He's heard the term before but he doesn't know any actual lore. He googles it. He scrolls past the Leonardo DiCaprio bear movie. He opens the wiki. Sees the words "animated corpse" and gets a chill diwn his spine. He starts reading the first section.

He closes Wikipedia.

That night he has a nightmare that his family buried him, again, this time with precautions. He wakes up in his own grave, full of stones, too heavy to move, to scream.

[honeyblankets]

“gender is so fun to play around with and be silly with!” okay cool personally i’m not having fun with a construct that has oppressed women & girls for all of its existence

[whatisyourchildhoodtrauma]

Trixie Ranks Every Season of BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER!

[chaotiexe]

the big fat