#samparkle

[hquntinghunter]

[laseratingfist]

[boyslit-moving]

ok i crave attention and all my international friends are honkshooing so here's a SamParkle blurb that attacked my brain this afternoon

💔🎭❤️‍🩹 coworker-enemies to coworker-enemies only with these two lol

Sampo yelped as Sparkle penned him in against the wall with her elegant, jingling foot; that she'd perfectly executed the form of an extremely forceful hammer kick was not lost on him.

"Can I help you?" he squeaked.

"I need you to be my wife for a week." Sparkle's eyes glittered in the shifting rainbow lights in the Tavern. "You're free, right?"

Sampo sighed and crossed his arms over his chest. A pout formed on his lips. "Y'know Sparkle, sometimes I feel like I'm just a cut of meat to you!"

"Oh, shut up," she said, rolling her eyes dramatically. "I'll give you a 50% cut and leave you completely alone for the next three months, standard terms."

Sampo's eyes brightened, and he grinned widely. "Welllllll, why didn't you lead with that? You'll give a girl the wrong idea otherwise," he added in a coy voice.

Sparkle leaned in and smirked up at him. "So... have I got a wife for the week, cutie?"

Sampo smiled sweetly and booped her nose. "If you send me the specifics and a 25% deposit, I'm yours to have and to hold~"

Sparkle pulled out her phone, still bracing herself against the wall with her heel embedded in the plaster, and hit a lot of buttons in short succession with her thumbs. "There. 25% and mission specs. The show starts on Thursday."

Sampo checked the deposit and messages on his own phone and hummed happily. "All present and accounted for. I'll see you Thursday~"

"Don't be late, sweetie," Sparkle purred, tilting his chin with a light touch. Her face pinched in slight irritation first, and then crunched into a glare.

"...need some help?" Sampo's smile glinted like a blade in the shifting lighting.

"I've almost got it," Sparkle said lightly, sweat beading on her forehead.

"If Madame would permit a touch upon her petit ankle..." He looked a touch too smug. Sparkle rapidly calculated the profit/loss analysis of allowing him to help her with this. Was owing him a favor in any way permissible? Favors would be out of play once they were underway with their Game, so it's not like she could just get it over with while they were working.

She'd just have to risk the fall.

Smirking triumphantly, Sparkle reached out to flick the clasp of the ankle strap open and whirled, pulling her foot from the incidental contraption. She reached up calmly and pulled her shoe from the drywall.

"See? Got it."

Sampo shrugged at her. He was smiling, but looked a bit disappointed. "If that's all you wanted, Miss... I've got a game to get back to."

"Sure, whatever. Break a leg~" Sparkle waited until he ducked back under the velvet curtain and leaned against the wall to fit the shoe back on her foot. Damnit. If she hasn't gotten caught in the wall that would've been the coolest exit...

[hquntinghunter]

[hquntinghunter]

credits to @laseratingfist for the ideas for the seventh and ninth textpost!

[hquntinghunter]

credits to @laseratingfist for the idea for the fifth textpost !!

[hquntinghunter]

[hquntinghunter]

[hquntinghunter]

for what do i have if not free will

[hquntinghunter]

i wasn't able to find any good scenes but know that when sparkle says first partner she means the red-haired person in the funnybone animation

[hquntinghunter]

[laseratingfist]

I’m rotating sampo again please yap about him to me in the reply to this ask thank you

yesterday i was thinking about sampo and sparkle.... i think she was one of his first loves, and he was painfully in love with her. like, his first few years in the tavern.... i think she was there first, and he looked up to her a lot. i mean, she's so in love with elation, she embodies it, she's captivating.

i think he fell for her and looked up to her and she toyed around with him. sampo looks so cute when he's fallen on the ground, in a humiliating position, pouting or frowning or crying. sparkle is the type to purposefully put him in uncomfortable positions just for a laugh. maybe it took him a while to put a finger on what elation is to him, instead of what elation is to sparkle. i'm picturing him routinely getting drunk at the bar after she toys with him again, feeling like he didn't love her right this time and that's why she turned his confession into a joke again. DIVORCE!!!!

[laseratingfist]

the real reason sampo doesn't want sparkle to come to jarilo-vi is because he knows she'd immediately pick up on his crush on luka and disguise herself as him.... and sampo can't take that kind of torment