#sanders sides spoilers

[muppetable]

"So this fries stuff?"

"Yeah! Potatoes, pickles, you name it!"

"Chicken fingers?"

"Yeah!!"

"h u m a n f i n g e r s ?"

is it not obvious that i love remus

[let-roman-bite-someone]

oh how the tables have tabled

[randomnerd737]

wow the darksides want Logan to go apeshit almost as much as the fandom does lmao

[cursedcrazy-starkid]

He really went there huh

[thirteens-pocket-watch]

WHY IS THIS MAKING ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER...JANUS BUDDY WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[roseianxiety]

Can someone get their gay asses away /j

[blackoutbugza]

choose your fighter

[thephantomchronicles]

Logan: I must stress *starts talking about how the grinch must have had a heart condition*

Patton: And I must stress, that I don't like it when you tell me things like that

Virgil: And I must stress

I love virgil so much😂

[kiichi-i]

THE NEW SANDERS ASIDES EPISODE HAS QUICKLY RISEN THE RANKS OF MY FAV VIDEOS EVER OMLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. IT IS PERFECT 😭

REMUS AND VIRGIL’S REACTION TO JANUS GETTING BITCH SLAPPED HAS MY HEART OML AND ALL THE SMALL DETAILS OMGGGGGG I CAN’T 😭

[cutebisexualmess]

thats it.

ty bye

[nico-the-overlord]

This video does imply that he basically looks like this the whole time, yeah?

Side note I find it funny he has the gloves on from the start-

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[noblest-roman-of-them-all]

So... is no one gonna mention the fact that Logan is wearing ripped jeans? Like

Sir

[let-roman-bite-someone]

okay i know everyone is going crazy over that one analogical scene but imagine what happened after that.

logan asks roman and he gets the same answer. he goes around asking each of the sides, getting progressively more confused, but also feeling flustered and happy that they all seem to love him so much.

yes, this is an official polycule post.

[sidespart]

Janus, arrives to the party visibly drunk and proceeds to be an enormous bitch to everyone until he gets slapped in the face: I can’t believe they don’t invite us to more events.

Remus, his shoes covered in human excrement: they don’t know what their missing.

[wiltingwoods]

!!Minor asides spoilers!!

I love that Janus got the invite to the secret Santa and said there’s no way I’m pulling up to this function sober

[creative-lampd-liberties]

But real talk time I'm loving the fact that they are trying to take care of each other because Thomas is trying to take care of himself, And the way that both Patton and Virgil started off trying to sort of force the good days the way they thought it should work, but also realized when what they were doing wasn't working and switched it up for Logan and Roman had me 🥺💖🥺💖😭😭💖

And can we talk about the fact that Janus knows Remus so well that he actually managed to keep Remus happy AND distracted him from anything he didn't immediately love?? They are friends and they love each other and no one can convince me otherwise

And like even though he rushed through it, all of Patton's choices for Logan were things he'd really actually enjoy and be able to relax doing, like Patton really just pays attention to what makes everybody happy, he's way smarter than anyone gives him credit for

And Virgil specifically picked the kinds of things he and Roman have bonded over before because the whole point was to give Roman quality hang out time and attention, and then at the end he really tried to give Roman the reassurance he needed even though it went against his own instincts, the Protector!Virgil agenda lives

Anyway, I immediately need part two where Patton, Virgil, and Janus get nice days and I *will* write it myself if I have to and that is a Threat™️