#sapnaptwt bangers

[keitaiirenwa]

yaoi cocaine is the most important drug mankind has ever made

[everybodyscupoftea]

Hi I’m new to Tumblr and I’m wondering if you have any Minecraft blog recommendations? Your blog is super cool! ☺️

thank you sm and welcome :D

of course i do!!! most of them are dream team focused fans but they’re all great!!

@uhohspaghettighost my beloved friend and beta reader, they are very very epic and funny

@sallysalmonkin super based and very nice, my first mutual on dteamblr. leading the george x the queen charge which i respect

@19891999 she’s literally one of the funniest people on the dash at all times. if you want swiftie dteam content this is the place

@jorgenotfound could actually be george i really don’t know. but banger posts and very funny

@falcongnf more swiftie dteam content. genuinely very exciting to see on the dash always. i love the little anon confessional/story things

@fxllingout the best source of punz content real not fake (also a leafs fan which same!!!) good content always and more recently some foolish content too!!

@sapnaptwt also super funny. has the most put together carrd i’ve ever seen in my entire life and i enjoy the slice of life snippets on the dash

@drmteam a good variety of content here, especially cool art reblogs!!

@tmmyhug my fave tommyinnit fan. she’s genuinely so funny too pls this one is a must

@dteamblrsurvivingnovember puts together nice montages of unhinged posts to fun music. is probably holding us all together tbh

@berrybreadd another beloved follow pls do yourself a favor

[watsername]

<333 @smiletwt @gnfcatboy @sapnaptwt @komensava @forget-me-nots-and-foggy-dreams @salted-caramel-tea @strawberrydrm @carpedzem @more-like-reyna @hypixelgnf <333

So true so true so true so many banger blogs so many friends so many cool ppl they DEFINITELY deserve some appreciation you’re so unbelievably valid in these opinions anon

N thanks for including me that’s so super sweet of you <3

<3 :)

[shout out your favourite blogs on anon!!]

[keitaiirenwa]

how do people top their subs

[keitaiirenwa]

#karljacobscore

[keitaiirenwa]

imagine you and karl are in a heated make out session all of a sudden he gets up without a word and starts walking towards the window and you ask him what happened and he says i can hear jimmy calling my name asking for some toilet paper i think he's stuck in the bathroom i need to go give him toilet paper and backflips out of the window

[keitaiirenwa]

he's a 10 but he doesn't let me hold his heavy dick for him

[keitaiirenwa]

i have ocd (oversized cock disorder)

[keitaiirenwa]

imagine you are on a late night drive with alex quackity and all of a sudden he asks you that would you still love him if he wasn't funny anymore and you say yes you'd still love him and then he tells you that you're a materialistic person and as much as he loves you he can't stop being funny and unlocks your door and kicks you out while pitbull plays in the background and then he pops his head out of the window and says he loves you but he loves pitbull more and pitbull magically appears in the passengers seat where you were previously sitting

[keitaiirenwa]

i was gonna say something like sapnap puts his entire sussy in playing valo then i realized that thats literally sus

[keitaiirenwa]

i think jesus got resurrected only so that he could get more dick but then when he saw what the world had become he thought he was better off jerking off rather than getting actual dick anymore.

[keitaiirenwa]

sapnap the type of guy to accidentally have sex with you

[keitaiirenwa]

men who study compsci or are compsci majors are gay as hell. why are you learning where to put and how to use containers in a coding language? so that you can contain your feelings for other men?

[keitaiirenwa]

yea, it is, im that gay. #manboobsforthewin

manboobs. mantits. manpussy even.

[keitaiirenwa]

imagine you are cuddling on the couch with sapnap and all of a sudden he gets up and you ask him what happened and he says that he got the notification that foolish is streaming and you say to him it can wait and he says it can't he loves foolish to death he wants to fraternize with him and you both start arguing and then he breaks up with you and dumps you in the local dumpster in the literal dumping something way

[keitaiirenwa]

i shoved my giant cock up ben shapiro's tight juicy asshole

err what was this ask about i forgot but this is sending me into SPIRALS