#sarcasm.txt

[aqours]

there's a lot of ways to read and interpret tcoaal but i think the ultimate takeaway nobody is talking about is "teach proper sex education and how to use condoms or else they might become teen parents unequipped to raise co-dependent toxic kids"

[tcoaal]

... girlcock renee?

i'm always saying this

[delamanchaland]

A friendly reminder to all my children... weakened as we may be in this world, if truly angered, I can still become more powerful than you can possibly imagine as I unleash the full power allotted to this body...

I can make a dad joke on this blog and there is nothing any of you could do to stop it. 😈

[compassionatehanyou]

the cost of towa's depression (or well, her depression going from "actively suicidal" to "fairly stable") in how i've traditionally portrayed her was roughly half her braincells

[reflectiondetonation]

i resurrect this blog after 4 years and i see that gif again. maybe this was my true home all along

[meidozangetsuha]

RT said “Sumisawa, Hishida, don’t make Towa sad you fucking pieces of shit i will break your fucking kneecaps” and Sunrise really just brought her future boyfriend back from the grave. queen shit

[princesshalfdemon]

morning nya’ll

got a sunburn at pride, proof the sun is homophobic

[aqours-remade-again]

metal gear walked so death stranding could run

[glucose-gay]

absolutely Love repeatedly coughing so hard i get those silver sparklies on the edge of my vision it really spices up my day

[aqours-remade]

how dare patients call about their sick kids to make appointments when i’m trying to watch the steven universe trailer >:( have some courtesy

[stillwinterair]

GOD I love clopening.

[aqours]

"i want to be half-tabaxi" it's ok u can say final fantasy xiv catgirl. we won't judge u at this table

[yanderella]

if you’ve never read yandere character x reader fanfics on wattapad you’re not allowed to call yourself a yandere lover anymore bye

[orenjicheer]

a mobster with a punchghost and an idol with a punchghost walk into a bar and

[compassionatehanyou]

i can’t believe Setsuna watched Looney Toons before heading back to the Sengoku Jidai

not the direction i would’ve taken as a writer but one i immensely appreciate. ty warner bros

[reflectiondetonation]

Corpse Party characters react to you peeing your pants

Rei Ayanami from Neon Genesis Evangelion: