#sarcatically of course

[thebestsetter]

Kuroo has always had a bad hair.

Ever since he was a kid, one of his main physical traits is his atrocious bed hair. He wakes up like that because of how hard he presses his pillows to his ears while he sleeps, so it's not really a habit he can change easily. Also, he has never had a problem with it, especially because his pretty wife, you, said it's one of your favorite parts of him.

You always talk about how you love his hair, even if you still call him "rooster head" sometimes. You love to pet it, you love the shape, the color and everything involving his hair. Not even he is capable of understanding the "attraction" you feel for it, so he just enjoys it.

So yeah, he doesn't really hate his hair, and overtime, he learned how to keep it more "tamed" and "behaved". So he thought his hair problems were over. No more bad hair days.

Well, he thought.

"Stupid... hair tie...." Kuroo murmured, voice coming out muffled because of the pink butterfly pin with glitter that was on his mouth. His eyes held a look of extreme concentration, akin to a hunter aiming for a deer in the middle of the woods.

He was serious. In fact, he had never been so serious in his life. Because this wasn't any occasion. It was the first time you had ever let him dress up your 5 year old daughter for school. He couldn't mess this up.

Her hair needed to be perfect. He just seemed to forget he had never braided a hair before in his life.

"Daddy, are you alright?" His little girl asked, feet moving around and hands on her lap, waiting patiently for her dad to finish the "amazing hairstyle" he promised her.

If only she knew.

"Yeah, sweetheart!" Tetsuro said, drops of sweat running down his forehead. "Just wait a little more!" He said, taking his phone off his pocket while still holding a lock of hair and still with the butterfly pin in his mouth.

He then started watching a video on youtube. It's title was "How to make a braid with only 3 steps".

"Ah, so it's actually done with 3 locks of hair, not only 2!"

He then began treading his daughter's hair with such precision that it was scary. His eyes were focused and it seemed like he couldn't pay attention to anything else. It was only him, the hair ties, and the hair. Nothing else.

After a while, things were actually going somewhere.

No way. He was almost getting it finished!

"Tetsu, honey, are you guys ready?" He heard you calling from the kitchen

"One sec, love!" Kuroo shouted back. "Now I just need to do this and... AHA! My masterpiece is ready!"

"How do I look, daddy?" His daughter asked, smiling brightly at him. Even if she had some missing teeth, Kuroo swore it was the prettiest smile he had ever seen in his life. Of course it was. It was just like your's, afterall.

"You look amazing sweetie. Like a real princess! You're your dad's princess, you know that, right?"

"Thank you dad!" She smiled again, hugging him strongly. He hug her back, careful not to touch her hair in the process. He couldn't ruin his hard work!

"Now, why don't we go show mama how great you look, hm?" He crouched down and smiled at her

"Of course! Let's go dad!" She laughed, grabbing his hands and pulling him downstairs.

She really was the cutest kid Kuroo has ever seen.

"Okay sweetheart, close your eyes!" Kuroo said, peeking from the kitchen's door. "Our daughter wants to surprise you with her amazing hair - the one I braided, of course"

"Sure, Tetsu! I can't wait to see this great work of art!" You giggled, using a sarcatic tone.

I mean, look at his hair. He couldn't have an experience with braiding. It was clear the hair would look utterly horrible.

"Hey, I sensed that sarcasm!" He said, which made you giggle "Mind you, she loved it!"

"If you say so. I'm gonna close my eyes now!" You smiled, putting your hands on front of your eyes to show them you wouldn't cheat and open your eyes

"No peaking, mama!" You heard your daughter saying, her little footsteps making you realize she entered the kitchen.

"Yeah, no peaking!" Kuroo agreed.

Gosh, they really were the same.

"Okay, okay! I'm not gonna peek"

"Now, I'm gonna count to three and say 'now'. Then you can open your eyes!" Kuroo said, voice showing how excited he was

"Okay!" You smiled

"1..."

You were really starting to think he did a great job. He looked so proud of it, after all!

"2..."

You heard your daughter giggling in the background. Maybe you really judged your husband wrong. Maybe he did know how to braid hairs.

"3..."

You were sure it would be at least decent. If it was, then you'd let your daughter wear it to school. If they were both happy, why not?

"Now!"

You then remove your hands from your face and open your eyes, meeting the most...

Atrocious braid you've ever seen.

"She's not going like that to school." You deadpanned, looking at the hair and wondering why he thought this looked good. Had he never seen a braid before in his life?

"HUH? WHY NOT?" Kuroo shouted, his chest that was once proudly puffed up now deflating

"Why not, mama?" Your daughter started tearing up, looking up at you with big, pleading eyes.

"It looks..." terrible. Is what you really wanted to say.

But looking at your the sad faces of your family members, you didn't find the strength to do so. And so, with a sigh, you smiled and said

"Too good! Other kids will be jealous!"

"For a moment there I thought you were judging my hairstyling habilities!" Kuroo laughed, that obnoxious laugh of his that you loved so much echoing through the halls

"Oh!" Your daughter also laughed, the same way her dad did "There's no problem! I can tell dad to do their hairstyles too!"

"Great idea, sweetie!" Kuroo agreed with her, eyes sparkling up

"I think... it's better if you don't"

"What do you mean by that?" Kuroo asked, looking straight at you with a very sad face.

"Just... you don't seem to have a talent with hairs."

"But you told me you love my hair!" Tetsuro pouted

"I do. And I love you, too!" You kissed his nose, making him smirk at you.

"Not enough. What about... here?"

He grabbed you by the waist and pulled you in for a kiss on the lips. It was full of all the love and passion he held for you and the family you both created together.

"Ewww, daddy and mommy are kissing! Gross!" Your daughter put her tongue out and did a "throwing up" mimic, making you both laugh.

"Now, let's take you to school, sweetheart!"

You smiled, leading both your husband and your daughter to the car.

You really loved your family, even if Kuroo didn't know how to deal with hairs sometimes.

You wonder if he would "get along" better with his son's hair. The son that he still doesn't know is in your belly right now.

Well, he still has 7 months to practice for when the time comes.

~ A/N: FINALLY WROTE A REQUEST!! It was so fun writing this omG. I love healthy families 💕. ALSO, first hq fic!! 🥳🥳

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[jetaiimee]

Of course he had some cocky comeback, justifying the fact that he spent his saturday morning in bed with Celine focusing on something entirely different than the woman next to him. "God forbid your hours go down," Celine countered with a roll of the eyes. Even though she knew how important that was for him, she felt a little ignored at that very moment. Their eyes met for a brief second, catching Hunter admiring her nude figure. It got her hopes up; she was indeed able to distract him and had no plan stopping quite yet.

"You make me feel so special," Celine sarcatically commented, her hips pressing further against his growing bulge, satisfied with the fact that she made him growl under her touch. "So technically, if you're billing hours while fucking me, don't I deserve some of that money too?" Hunter was already spoiling her, but the idea of being able to have sex while working had Celine realise what a damn good lawyer he really was.

As his fingers applied slight pressure to her clit, a soft whimper escaped her lips, head tilting back as waves of pleasure surged through her. She was eager and horny for him, her hands inching his underwear down in order to free his cock. She pulled her own to the side, grinding her wet folds against his growing erection. Hunter was still looking at his screen; she had to keep distracting him in order to get his full attention. With practised ease, she wrapped her fingers around his length, stroking him for a brief moment until he was hard enough for her to line him up against her entrance, sinking down onto him. "What are you writing? Read it for me so I know you're getting your point across," Celine smirked, rocking her hips in slow motions as she got accustomed to his size.

Celine’s question made Hunter smirk and laugh, although he didn’t look away from his phone screen as he kept typing. “Technically, I’m still on the clock, babe,” Hunter told her, a cocksure element about his tone. His words had been teasing enough, and he could’ve left it there, but he couldn’t resist adding, “You know I’m very billable. One of the best billers in the firm, babe. I’ve gotta keep my numbers up somehow, and that means… multi-tasking.” 

Only as he finished did he tilt his gaze towards Celine, a wicked and knowing smirk on his lips. Regardless of his state of undress alongside her, his tailored suit strewn across the floor, Hunter loved the idea of teasing and depriving her when she obviously needed his attention. As Celine shifted and got up on her knees, Hunter’s smirk grew. He allowed himself a moment of brief indulgence to look over at her figure before returning to his act with the phone. Celine climbed on top of him, and as she began rocking her hips against his, Hunter moaned and sighed, a few growls following right after. His cock stirred, and he slid his free hand along her thigh. 

For another moment, Hunter flicked his gaze from the phone to her. “Let’s see just how good a multitasker I am,” he mused, gaze as wolfish as his smirk. He returned his focus to typing on his phone whilst sliding the hand he had on her thigh up towards her sex, his fingertips soon ghosting against her.

@jetaiimee

[pangolinheart]

How would Rhiki react if she recognized some aspects of herself in another person that she likes/dislikes. And did that happened? Whats her reflect about it?

Well... you can actually witness this very phenomenon unfold before your eyes by watching Rhiki and Thancred interacting.

Usually Thancred and Rhiki get along pretty well - he may be the closest thing Rhiki has to a friend among the Archons. They have a few mutual interests (drinking, flirting with strangers, general carousing,) and it seems like Thancred would be down for gossiping about their coworkers with her. They're both (relatively) dependable, good humored, and prone to diffusing tension with a joke or sarcatic comment.

He's also one of the few Scions that Rhiki talks to the most about her personal life. It's not necessarily that she finds him to be a comforting presence or a trust-worthy confidant, though. Her openness with Thancred can mostly be attributed to the fact that Rhiki doesn't care even a little bit what Thancred thinks of her. It didn't take her long after meeting Thancred to realize that he was an absolute dumpster fire of a person. His life was a mess, so he's not in a position to judge her for her life being a mess (her relationship with Sid is built on a similar foundation.) Unlike with most of the other Scions, Rhiki doesn't care if Thancred thinks she's cool or mysterious or heroic or reliable. Even if he does think she's a disaster, who cares what Thancred thinks? No one - at least, according to Rhiki.

Despite all of this, however, their pseudo-friendship is frequently strained, especially after ARR. In the aftermath of Heavensward, when Thancred is still kind of spiraling from the loss of Minfilia, Rhiki started to subconsciously recognize some things in Thancred that she didn't like about herself. Neither of them dealt very well with the death of a loved one, and she saw in some of Thancred's sullen, irritable moods a reflection of her own. And it pissed her the hell off. Having recently begun clawing her way back from a deep depression, it really aggravated her to watch Thancred sinking deeper into it. They still talked semi-frequently, but Rhiki would often find herself getting annoyed with him. This annoyance returned with a vengeance while watching him interact with Ryne during Shadowbringers (though her usual low-level irritation was greatly amplified by her realization that Thancred's inability to deal with his emotions was having a negative affect on Ryne) culminating in her finally dragging him aside so that she could shake him by the shoulders and tell him to pull himself together.

Her own difficulty coping with grief isn't the only undesirable trait she recognizes in Thancred. The aforementioned urge to defuse situations with humor can sometimes manifest at inappropriate times. They can both be a little glib or smarmy at times. They both have a history of dealing with the stress of responsibility by indulging in a little hedonism. They both have a streak of self-loathing. They really do have quite a bit in common.

Rhiki, of course, has absolutely no insight into this whatsoever. I kind of doubt Thancred does either. On some level she sees in Thancred the things she doesn't like about herself, but she can't really define or articulate that idea. All she knows is that Thancred is usually cool to hang around, but sometimes she gets the barely repressible urge to strangle him.

(My friend actually captured it best with this discord comment:)

Now, Thancred is someone she sees her own flaws in, and a lot of them at that. She might not feel as negatively towards someone who had only one or two similarities to her.

I don't really know how she would react to someone who shares her positive traits. I don't know if she would recognize them, even unconsciously. I feel like Rhiki's positive traits are pretty generic? So it's not like they would stand out about a person.

[married-to-google-translater]

What would happen if mc (not child!mc) broke down from the stress of taking care of all these children? Like, even everyone needs a break from taking care of these rowdy children but I don't think they could handle it on their own. [For the child twisted wonderland au]

Oh yes. Mc had just started them new "job" and they really can't work with children. The first weeks are very difficult.

Mc: Malleus don't burn those curtains, Kalim stop drawing on the walls and Azul could you let go of my leg for a moment?

Often children start crying when you forbid them to do something "fun". It was very exhausting. Especially when the lazy bird Crowley doesn’t help you in any way. So you have to run all the time after the kids and make sure they don’t do anything stupid.

And in two week's you will be very exhausted. You couldn’t stand it anymore and started crying on the floor. And there are a lot of worried little kids around you.

Azul: Is mc alright?

Ace: *sarcatic voice* Of course, they’re fine, as usually all babysitters cry on the floor.

Azul: Really?

Ace: No you idiot!

Now Mc is no longer the only one crying on the floor. Once Azul has been calmed down and Ace's mouth has been sealed with tape, it is time to resume negotiations.

Neige: Don't cry mc. *hug mc* Do you feel better?

Mc: Yes thank you Neige

Kids: *thinking* If Neige hug got Mc better my hug will make them feel even better.

And now all the kids are hugging you. Once your well-being is improved they will start to wonder whose cause your fatigue and who need's punishment. Because they could not reach an agreement, they voted. Everyone voted for Grimm and now they’re trying to “punish” him. Democracy is wonderful.

Because you didn’t want to upset the kids anymore you decided to buy childcare guides. And they help you come up with a plush toy reward system. It help you a lot.

[kenmasangel]

you get shot infront of tsukishima

synopsis : you and tsukishima work as police officers and it is known that this field isn’t safe from dangers, in fact it’s one of the riskiest jobs out there. so what you tsukushim’as reaction to see his s/o getting shot right infront of his eyes?

characters : police-officer!tsukishima;  f!reader

genre : angst, fluff

warnings : injuries/blood, cursing, grammar mistakes

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request : i have one AU in where y\n is a spy or work for police or something like that in which she get's shot or something like that and how the haikyuu boys react to it or more specific tsukishima or any other will be ok if you do it

“straighten your arm, so you are sure to have a good aim,” tsukishima explains, holding your hands so he can guide you correctly.

the sound of the bullet being shot echoed in the practice room, lending on your target perfectly, “see? this is what i’m talking about,” he adds his warm breath carresing your neck. it would’ve sent shivers down your spine but you were taught to keep your composure, to have this poker face and to numb down any type of emotions; after all this was your work and you knew what you signed up for when you decided to join the police. “okay now that i got it let me do it alone,” you straightened your position and he got away from you

3 other shots, 3 other perfect lendings earning a smirk from the both of you. you turn around getting rid of the soundproof headphones, “don’t say anything,” he says before heading out of the practice room

“what? say what?” you hide your smile, now walking next to him

“you know what i mean y/n, i am not gonna tell you did a good job,” he rolls his eyes

“oh honey, i don’t need you to tell me, i know i did a good job,” he scoffs at your reply

you and tsukishima kei have been working together in the police for 9 years now

he was here before you and he didn’t miss a chance to tease trainee you every time he could

at the time you were focused and had one objective : integrate the police forces

and him butting in your buisiness everytime he could didn’t help and you weren’t afraid to twist his arm and threaten him to break his balls when no one was looking

as you finally got into the police, making yourself a name among all those cocky officers, fake peace guardians and mysoginist dickheads whose ego would get hurt easily by seeing a woman outshining them

tsk, poor things

one thing was sure is that you could always rely on tsukishima

and despite all the bickering, arguments and teasing, you couldn’t help but fall for the man who represented your pillar

of course you could count on yourself more than anyone, but kei was that breeze of fresh air that you inhaled pleasently after getting out of a suffocating room

needless to say he had also fallen for you, fallen really hard

he was known for being the brain of the team, very rare were the people who could go past his cold, inaccessible shield

to say it in another way, almost no one passed his vibe check

by now you guys were living together, everyone knew that you were a thing after you dramatically announced it once the contract’s interdiction to date was over

“omfg y’all, i made it! 4 years in the forces wohoo!” you held your glass in the air making your teammates scream back in entusiasm.

your teammates told you -lowkey forced you- to go celebrate this new chapter of your life in the police forces, it was the end of an era after all; an era that prevented you from many things because of that goddamn contract. you had alos gotten a promotion, everything was doing just great for you.

what no one knew was that you were dating tsukishima for quite a long while actually, you weren’t planning on telling everyone so soon but the events that happened that night lowkey forced you to do so.

“thanks everyone for celebrating with me tonight the beginning of a new era for me! let’s enjoy the night!” you weren’t one for emotional speeches.

everyone was drunk by then but tsukishima, of course, (mr. i am a mature man who doesn’t drink). he was watching over you, laughing at himself when he saw you fighting with your collegue about who would win a spicy ramen competition between, “i don’t care that you’re built like a whale or a blob fish, it doesn’t even matter! i would win that eating competition, i’m tiny but mighty narita-san! let’s wrestle so i can show you,”

“she really called him a blob fish,” he comments amazed at how incoherent what you said sounded. “need someone to share your thoughts with?” a feminine voice made an apparition next to him

“no,” he didn’t even bother looking at the woman next to him

“oh c’mon handsome, playing hard to get?” she gets closer to him. “just take a look at me and you’ll change your mind,” she whispered

“ew you stink, get away from me,” he pushed her off him

“you’re gonna make me sad,” she tried to get closer to him again

“and i am gonna make you feel pain, get the fuck away from him,” you appeared in front of  them, pretty pissed

she looked at you up and down, scoffed “are you his mom? leave us alone, we’re having a great time,” she tried to put her hand on his thigh but he pushed it away “most definetely not,” he answers

“i am his girlfriend, so back tf off don’t make me repeat myself,” you added getting closer to them. “you really don’t wanna mess with me,”

“is she really your girlfriend?” the glue chick insisted

before he could answer you  grabbed his arm and dramtaically pressed your lips against his making all your collegues and the people around you in that club gasp.

i mean the people who don’t know you started cheering and your collegues gasped, that glue of a girl included.tsukishima couldn’t help but smirk against your lips as he wrapped his long fingers holding the back of your neck pulling you closer, it lasted until you didn’t have any more oxygen in your lungs.

he grabbed your hand and led the both of you out of the club, “but baaaabe i till get to wrestle with blob fish-kun,” you pouted

the day after was supposed to be a weekend but you’ve been called for idk what reason

needless to say everyone was off, some remembered few snippets, some thought it was their imagination

anyway, everyone knew but no one really talked it out you know ? some type of unspoken rule or whatever but no one minded

anyway back to the present moment

you’ve been tracking for months a drug network or whatever the heck it is called

after months of intense tracking, following clues, interviewing suspects, sleepless nights and living of caffeine here you were going to finally stop the mfs

and tonight was the night

all your team was ready to catch them it was a matter of hours only

“areyou ready for tonight?” asked you tsukki handing you your coffee

“of course i am, especially after practicing my aim,” he smirks. “thanks by the way,” you add, head still down readeing your reports

“hey... hey yn,” he tris to catch his attention but you just hmm in response. “tsk, dumbass,” he flicks your forehead

“ow, what ? i am busy!” you retort. “yn i know you; you’re not busy you’re stressed, everything is gonna be fine okay? you’ve got this, we’ve got this,” he held your hand

kei was not big on affacetion, he never really showed it especially in public he was more of a sarcatic remarks and teasing type of boyfriend but it never stopped him from showing affection when it was needed, like this moment. it was also not your type to show affection or feelings as you learned how to control them; it was much needed in your job. yet it didn’t bother you when each of you got out of your way to be comfort each other

you smiled at him and peckd his lips quickely before anyone could see, “you know i love you right,” you smiled at him

“well, i’d love me too. i mean who wouldn’t after all,” you roll his eyes at his smugness

“excuse me sir, but i don’t mix up between my personal and pro life. would you please stay 6 feet away from me,” you nag at him

“so petty and for what?” you stuck your tongue as an answeryou continued checking all the reports and files before you went on the spot, everyone was getting ready by now and you were alone in the office when you received a very much unexpected call

“hel-,”

“hello? please come help me i’m in depot 5, building 3, neighborhood koenji, in front of the subway station please hurry before they find me,” the call ended brutally

you place that person mentionned was familiar to you, of course it was where you were going to catch the heads of that network of drug trafficking. you quickely went with the procedure to report the call and the emergency to the central

“yuki please be quick we can’t let them go, i am going now tell the others to join me there and send more men,” you blurt quickely before taking your protection and gun and leaving

once you arrived there you parked the car where no one could see it

wearing your protection and your gun tightly held in your hands, you looked for a discrete entery where you could sneak inyou finally ended up getting in from the back stairs leading to the 3rd floor before taking the stairs to go to the depot basement

you tried your best not to make any noise, and when you heard some noise you quickely hid behind a broken furnitureyou mentally asked yourself if you team was going to be there soonyou heard the voice of many men, plastic and metal sounds, anyway; sounds you’d hear in a depot filled with drug dealers, ya know the drill

at some point you heard the sounds vanish and going awayyou waited a few minutes before you thought it was a good idea to come out your hiding spot

as you walked closer to their previous spot you stumbled into a metalic box that was on the floor, “who’s there?” you quickely hid behind a pillar

“i said who the fuck is there ?” the man shot in the air but you didn’t budge

“it’s rats, Mo’, let’s go,” another man added

great, just great yn you mentally scolded yourself

you decided to go wait for your collegues in the third floor since they would get there soon

as you saw the police car parking next to yours you hurried quietly to join them

“y/n you sick fuck they could’ve caught you,” tsukki hurries out of the car to see you

“shush! i couldn’t let them go, i wanted to make sure they didn’t leave,” you explained. “so they are there, all the heads are there. i couldn’t find the person who called thoough, and of course there are many bodyguards; 4 in the main entry, 2 in the back, i also heard there are some on the roof.” you explain when the others came in. “i got there through these strairs leading to the 3rd floor,” you add, everyone nodding

“okay so here’s how it’s gonna go,” starts daichi; since he is the captain of your team. he proceeds to explain how things are gonna go, the way you’re going to catch them ...ect

you, kei, and two others were teamed up together

the plan was going perfectly fine, everything was in order and it was bound to succeed

heads were being captured one by one, everyone getting neutralized

but nothing can go 100% fine, right ?

the four of you were going up to the roof so you can capture the guards there and finish the mission

you slightly opened the door and entered the opened space, before you could comprehend what was happening you a felt a horrible pain in your leg and a compilation of balls being shot in the air

“YN! yn, stay with me, don’t you dare close your eyes,” kei hurries to you after him and the two others had shot the guards and called back up

you felt him wrap his jacket around your thigh tightly, “yn baby please, everything is gonna be fine you-,” he gasps after he felt his hand getting wet after he took your head, his eyes widden seeing how bloody his hand was and as he realized you hurt your head when you fell due to the shock

“kei,” a feint smile appeared on your face before you succumbed to your succumbed and let your heavy eyes take a rest

“YN? YN? no, no, no, no, are they fucking coming?” he asked your teammates who nodded. “baby stay with me,” he squeezed you tighter before scooping you up and deciding it was better to take you down himself and not wait for the emergencies to come since he thought they were taking too long

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you woke up with a horrible headache and how your muscles felt so sore, only the febril rays of the moonlight getting through the window illuminated the room. the annoying beeping of the machine next to you increased the pounding in your head

a nurse quickly came in, “hello there, how are you feeling?” you looked at her confused, finding a difficulty in letting the words slip from your dry throat, the only thing you managed to say was ‘pain’. “it’s normal,” she proceeded to ask you a bunch of questions, checking that machine and do her work

after she left you tried to remember what happened but the last thing you could remember was when you opened the door of the rooftop, hearing bullets getting shot and that’s it

“at least i’m not dead,” you sighed, going back to sleep

you woke up due to yelling in the hallway

“i told you to call me as soon as she woke up! you had one job!” you recognized your boyfriend’s voice

“sir, sir!” the nurse called him out but he opened your door and his expression softened as he saw you awake, softly smiling at him and rolling your eyes

he hurried to you, taking your hands in his softly, “i really want to hug you, but i don’t want to hurt you,” he started. he let out a shaky sigh, “ i was so scared, i didn’t want to believe i had lost you,” he burried his face in your chest, you noticed his shoulders started shaking slightly

“hey it’s fine baby, i’m here, you can’t get rid of me easily,” you started playing with his hair. “we’re gonna be old and bitter and people are gonna say how i aged like fine one and how your wrinkles are covering your grumpy face,” you chuckled

he lifted his head to look at you, “what?” you ask, your voice in a whisper

“i love you,” he said, you smiled soflty and carressed his cheek.

“i really want to kiss you but my breath stinks,” you chuckle, he rolls his eyes. “how long has it been? you ask

“week and a half, it felt like forever,” he pressed his forehead against yours, cupping your cheek

“i’m back now, right?” you smiled. “come, ow,” you tried to make somle place for him

“omg careful dumbass,” he leaned next to you and held your hand

“how are the others?” you ask, looking at your interwined fingers

“everything is alright, we got all of them we’re done with this case,” he tried to end the topic. “i’m glad,” you voiced your thoughts

“i’m glad you’re alive,” he added. “i don’t want to be away from you, i want to spend the rest of my life with you,” surprised, you looked at him with wide eyes. “love, life is short especially with our job and i don’t want to take the risk to spend one more day without you being my wife. i want to bicker with you over the dumbest things, see you tease me back when i tease you, wake up everyday next to you and your horrible bedhead, enjoy our food together and i can keep on listing what i want to live with all day long. i know this is not the best proposal ever but i’ll make it up to you,” he balbbered all of a sudden, you just kept staring at him this whole time, tears blurring your vision but you blinked them away, the situation itself was already way too emotional for you

“so, y/l/n y/n, do you want to become old, bitter and grumpy with me?” his eyes were full of hope

“i wish i could hug you right now,” you started. “but yes, i want to!”

he cupped your cheek and kissed you deeply, he still tried not to hurt you

“but you are the one with the horrible bedhead,” you pulled away

“right, you’re the one with the stinky breath,” he teased you

“hey, are you crying? i should be the one crying,” you noticed his glossy eyes

“what are you talking about, it’s allergies, tsk,” he flicked your forehead, you winced in pain and hid your face, over exaggerating, making him worried. “didi hurt you? omg baby i’m so sorry love, i didn’t mean into, should i call the doctor?”

you finally showed your face and stuck your tongue out, “dumbass,” he smiled.

he cupped your face and pulled you into another kiss

[the-wild-candy]

Hi! I came from your new game post and of course you've probably seen I'm actually beyond new here since I just followed! (Sorry if that's too early or if I sound like I'm something big) 🧿 (may have forgotten rules due to bad memory)

This isn't me sucking up I swear but I love your profile picture 😭💕

My initials are LC! Since I'm new again I'll have to check back for suggestions and advice!

I feel like exchanging so here we go!

I feel your sf or a soulmate of yours feels like you may be drowning or floating in the ocean, this could be energy you give off also. You may be prone to spacing out a lot or when you do it's super deep in.

They want you to know you don't have to search for them, they'll find you if they can. I feel you may have also come some bit to terms of getting yourself under control and doing what you want instead of looking for them, they feel content with this and happy for you.

Please I just saw a sad fucking thing here uh, I feel they may die before you, holding hands and sad faces that hope to see each other again. They may wear glasses.

I really wanna put more here but I'm trying not to give a full long thing my god😭 feel free to come by my blog anytime! My asks aren't open right at the moment but I'll be doing games soon!

Hello!

Oh my god- you did all of that for me? :") That's so sweet shsjjdjekkdke. Yes! I do space out a lot. Okay wow the part where you said 'getting under control and doing what you want', I have been trying that! Aw that makes me happy. Ooh I wear glasses and I recently read that I'll have a death which will impact others -*dances in 8th house Pluto with added trauma*. Your blog is so cute btw!! Thank you for reading for me. I appreciate that so much! I'm glad you participated! <333

The channeled message:

"Hi my love, you know sometimes I can be overly concerned about you right? I know it's no excuse but I can't help it. I will leave memories which make me feel anguish because the future holds a lot of promises. I think clearly, with no biased opinions hovering over my mind but with you? I lose it. You remind me of all the good things in life. My mind becomes hazy as if I can't decipher whether the water in desert is real or if it's just a mirage. I am gonna tell you this tho, you confuse me. Well, atleast at the beginning you did. I constantly needed time to re-evaluate myself. But most importantly you've taught me patience and balance. We might have to walk on the middle of the path, but we'll do it together."

Additional messages - your person is a person of authority who is evenly judgemental if that makes sense.

A leader

I got this song outta nowhere while I was channeling the message. You might wanna hear it out - the long way home by Powfu (ft Sara Kays & Sarcatic sounds)

Your person could be very interested in the way you view things but sometimes it might confuse them.

"A surreal mix of fact and fantasy"

Your person could have aquarius, gemini or virgo in their big three

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Please let me know what you think/feel about this reading. I enjoyed channeling the message for you :)) stay hydrated and take care 🧡

[carseer]

. ﾟ * ｡ ･   ( madelyn cline / cisfemale / she/her ) — wait, is that CARSON PHILLIPS walking down the street? i’ve heard the EIGHTEEN year old SENIOR at HARBOR VIEW HIGH SCHOOL  ( who also works at the book basement )  happens to be a SEER. apparently they’re really -CYNICAL & -SARCATIC, but surprisingly +CREATIVE & +LOYAL.  I always think of SMEARS OF PAINT and ICED COFFEE when i hear their name.  (hailey, 20, she/her, gmt-7)

name: carson valerie phillips birthday: may 19 gender: cisfemale sexuality: bisexual

personality.

+ loyal,  carefree,  artistic - cynical,  sarcastic,  jaded

aesthetic.

ripped jeans / paint smears on skin / the quirk of an eyebrow / laughing until your stomach hurts / offering food to wild animals / rolled eyes / crying in the bathroom stall / overheating lava lamps / weird paintings / record players / scraped elbows / windswept hair / skateboard overflowing with stickers / spilled iced coffee 

about.  triggers:  suicide,  dementia, seizures

carson was born and raised in king’s grove and is known as a local – but not for the best of reasons.  when she was ten, her mother was diagnosed with severe dementia.  at fourteen,  her mother walked herself into the nearest lake and didn’t come out until she was fished out.  no one knows if it was recklessness or lack of caution or simply suicide that marie phillips was lost to, but the phillips family had an air of tragedy to them after that.

it didn’t help that carson started having seizures soon after her mother died.  carson,  a little too honest as always,  said she would see things,  monsters or angels before she would seize up,  but of course the doctors didn’t believe her.  they sent her to therapy,  which she promptly ditched for a whole year.

her father,  jeremy phillips,  is a local bartender.  he’s become a bit of an absentee dad since the loss of his wife.  he means well,  but he isn’t around ;  he likes to work long shifts and can’t stand how much carson resembles her mother.

while the loss of her mother left her cynical at too young of an age, carson adopted escapist tendencies when she would grab any and every book to get her mind off it and wander into whatever world they were exploring today.  she became an avid reader to clear her mind and escape to a better world

long story short she cries really hard once a month about how she can’t go to hogwarts and gets depressed bc she doesnt have a hot werewolf bf ://

on the other hand,  she has NO IDEA just how close to the truth she is when it comes to the supernatural.  it’s only a handful of times that she seizes up or gets visions ---- there’s like a 70% chance she won’t see seize up she touches someone supernatural.  on the other hand,  she sporadically has visions about people,  supernatural or not,  when she touches them.  it’s usually smth about their past / present / future,  but she’s super dumb and definitely doesn’t realize this is what those visions are. 

she literally has no clue the supernatural actually exist.  she would absolutely seize up if she found out,  but if there were to be LOUDLY COUGHS a plot where maybe some witches were able to suppress her seizures / help her reduce them,  she would so badly want to know more !!!! 

i know i said she was dumb,  but she’s like common-sense-dumb but hella book smart.  she’s that bitch who needs to be smarter than you out of spite

she’s always open to making new friends,  but sometimes finds it difficult due to the fact that she’s a wise-ass and rlly sarcastic BUT she’s intensely loyal to the friends she does have and will do anything for them !!!!! 

she’s disgusting and will try to befriend any wild animal,  no matter the cost to her

she just wants to be soft and have more than one (1) friend  (see: rebecca ‘bex’ dyson) but she’s mean and cynical :((

think:  girl next door if she were sad and a little mean and a bit feral but still has a good heart and BOOM that’s carson !!

potential relationships.

childhood friends-  this would be someone who has known carson since they were little !  they’re close,  despite the fact that carson tried to push them away when her mother died.

potential love interest-  carson has a thing for bad influences ;  hmu if your character might fit the bill !!!!  we love drama !!!!!!  on the other hand,  a good influence who’s interested in her could be fun too,  since she’s horribly self - destructive.

enemies ??-  i’d really love to see someone who’s really at the top of the social food chain who carson just despises, but she despises them in that way that she’s also kinda attracted to them ??  idk but i’m here for it.  i’ll literally never put a cap on how many relationships of this either bc she hates so many jocks fhdsjfhkd

unrequited / one - sided crush- i’m a sucker for these plots.  whichever party can be the one with the crush,  or maybe they both have crushes on each other and won’t do anything about it !  who knows !!!

some witches that could maybe help her out !!- basically someone could figure out that she’s not actually crazy and that carson is a seer and that’s why she has the occasional seizure !  maybe they could help her surpress the seizures with some witchy help and explain the supernatural stuff to her because she so badly wants this all to be real even if it is scary sometimes :((

i’m always open to plotting more relationships,  these are just a few off the top of my head !

[yandere-daydreams]

Hey, would you consider writing a yandere Endeavor from bnha?

I know he’s not seven feet tall or anything, but that size difference though…

Sometimes, you were tempted to ask Enji if he knew he was holding you captive. Save for the chain keeping you loosely bound to the bedpost, and the security cameras in every room, Enji didn’t do anything to keep you ‘restrained’. You weren’t starved, you weren’t caged, you weren’t dismembered… but maybe he knew you didn’t need to be. Most days, just his words were enough to keep you under control.

You kept your eyes narrowly focused on the silver band around your ankle, legs crossed under you and chin supported on tightly balled fists. You could hear Enji talking, wandering around the room and getting ready for whatever he was doing that day, but you made a point out of not paying attention. Beyond the few hours he spent ‘taking care of you’, you ususually tried to block him out.

“Darling,” He called, notcing you weren’t paying attention. You glanced up, and he sent you a half-hearted glare, before going back to buttoning up his dress-shirt. “Did you hear me?”

Your eyes drifted back to your lap, a sarcatic comment choking itself back down your throat. “No, sir. What are you mad about today?”

He didn’t answer, looking over himself for a moment before sitting next to you. With a small wave and a threat under his breath, you were in his lap, a giagantic hand combing through your messy hair. He never let you brush it on your own. “My kids are coming over today, and they don’t know you’re… staying with me. So, what are you going to do while they’re here?”

“I’m going to scream,” You mumbled, laying your head against his chest. You barely acknowledged how his palm heated up on your thigh, or the disapproving growl he let out when you failed to apologize. “Then I’m going to kick the walls and yell for help, and when they find me, I’m going to get you arrested.”

You regretted the words as soon as they left your mouth, but you didn’t want to take them back, either. Everything just felt so… cold, with Enji. Like nothing you did mattered, like you were only aloud to speak and think when he approved of it. But, of course, he didn’t approve of such a blatant act of defiance. Suddenly, you were no longer sitting on his lap, thrown onto the floor, a foot on your chain stopping you from getting up or scrambling away. You held your breath as he bent down, embedding his fingers in your hair and pulling you closer to him, back into an uncomfortable, submissive kneel. It stung more than it hurt, but his hold on your scalp wasn’t your main concern, at the moment. Right now, you were more focused on the whips and knives he’d flaunted in front of you so proudly.

“I thought we’d gotten past the need for a gag, darling.” His voice was more stern than you’d ever heard it, more serious. Still, you set your jaw. He couldn’t control you, you wouldn’t let him. “You can’t just keep me here!” You argued, hand latching onto his wrist when he tried to pull you further up. “It’s a weak, terrible thing to do. No wonder you were always so far behind All Might.”

Again, he didn’t respond to you, his scowl just deepening. You were almost relieved when he let you go, standing up silently. Well, at least until his foot came down on your chest, pushing you back into the ground and keeping you pinned under his weight. It wasn’t heavy enough to make breathing impossible, but you’d have a few new bruises tomorrow. “You think I’m weak?” He asked, and despite your better judgment, you nodded. His eyes left you, darting towards the ‘off-limits’ closet. At that point, your confidence failed you, pleading with him beginning to seem like a better option with every shift of the man above you. But, Enji was far beyond caring. “Fine. I’d be more than happy to show you just how weak I can be, then.”

[retrobhaddie]

Mrs. Stark?

Pairings: Tony x reader, MJ x Peter?

Warnings: none

Time: post ca:cw, iw doesn’t exist

Summary: the rogue avengers come, after being gone for a year, to the avengers facility.

“Hi guys welcome back” you greet the avengers. After the whole civil war, half the avengers became fugitives. They’ve been on the run for almost 2 years when Tony foubnd a way to clear their names. 

“Y/n, god it’s so good to see you again” Natasha hugs you. “I missed you so much Nat” you hug her back. “Hey Steve” you walk up to him to give him a hug. “Y/n, how’ve you been?” he asks. “Y’know good. I had some amnesia after the fight, and ended in the hospital but all is well now” you smile at him. “Wait did you say amnesia?” Sam asks you. “Yeah” you scratch the back of your head, “it was noting really” you give a timid smile before giving him a hug as well. 

“Where is the rest?” Steve aks. “Oh,, Tony is probably in his lab. Rhodey is with his family, Clint is a the farm and Wanda and Vision should get here any moment” you say. “Wait did you just say Rhodey has a family?” Natasha questions. “Oh yes he met this cute doctor at the hospital, 2 years later they’re expecting a baby girl. Do you guys want anything to drink?” you ask. “Yes coffee please” they all say at the same time. “So I take it that you haven’t had a decent cup since you left” you snicker. “You could ay that yes” Sam responses. 

You start making the hot beverages. “Misses Stark, mister Stark required your assistance in the lab” FRIDAY announces. “Oh better get going. I’ll see you in a bit” you quirp.

“Did FRIDAY just say misses Stark?” Sam looks bewilderd to his teammates. “Yeah, she did” Steve confirms. They all stare at where you just left the door. A lot must’ve happend while they were gone.”

“hey baby what’s wrong?” you chirp as you set foot in the well known lab. “Nothin” he humms. “Then why did you call me?” you raise your eyebrows. “What can’t I just wanna spend time with you” he gives you a smirk. “No you cannot and are you coming?” you rub his back. “Where to?” he looks at you confused. “You remember? the others are back” you smile. “Was that today?” he asks at which you nod your head. “Oh god, I forgot about it” he sighs. “Okay first of you can call me Y/n, and second of all it doesn’t matter honey” you kiss his forehead. “Misses Starks it seems as Wanda and Vison are back as well” Friday states. “I gotta go, I’ll see you there” you wave goodbye ath him and walk back towards the common room. 

“Wanda, Vision it’s so good to have you back” you hug them, “How was Scottland?” “Scottland was fantastic, we had so much fun” Wanda smiles at Vision. “That’s great to hear why don’t you sit down with the rest while I grab you something to drink” you point at the rest. They walk towards the rest to see them widely discussing something. 

“Guys what are you whispering about?” Wanda asks. “FRIDAY called Y/n Misses Stark” Natasha says. “She did what?!” Wanda screams. “Wanda, dear, I think Y/n will hear you if you scream that loud” Vision says to his girlfriend. “oh right, thanks Vis” Wanda pecks him on the cheek. 

“Here you go” you walk in with two drinks in you hand, “What’s wrong?” you furrow your eyebrows. “Nothin’” Wanda quipps. “Alright” you squint your eyes not believing a word she says. “How is you memory Y/n? last tinme we saw you didn’t remember anything?” Vision asks polite. “WAIT! You didn’t remember anything? I thought you said it was nothing” Natasha stands up. “Okay so it was somethin but I just didn’t want you guys to worry or feel guilty” you confess.

“God, you’re sweeter than honey” Tony says from the doorway. “Oh god, Tony” you giggle. “tsk tsk, it’s weird to talk in third person” he ‘scolds’ you, making you shake your head. “God you’re so weird” you chuckle. He pouts his lip and places his hand on his heart “god I take back what I just said you’re more bitter than black coffee” 

Everyone just kinda stares at the interaction. “What?” you ask. “It’s just, since when are you a couple?” Wanda asks. “one year, 3 months, 9 hours and 6 seconds exactly” Tony checks his watch. “Og course you know the exact time we kissed first” you shake your head. “say what you want but, you like me” he points at you. “No, it’s not like we’ve been together for a year and three months” you say sarcatically. “I love you, angel” “I love you to Tony”

At this moment the lift door opens and a certain brown haired boy steps out, “Mom dad you’re not going to believe what happend today” he says not noticing that all the avengers are on the couch except for Bruce, Thor and Clint.

“waht happend honey?” you ask him. “well, I asked MJ to homecoming and she said yes” he fist pumps the air. “God I remember MJ she is a nice girl” Tony chirpes in. “yeah,, she is” peter bites the apple, only for it to fall on the ground when he sees the avengers. “Peter these are our friends” you point at them. “Holy shit!” Peter exclaims earning a language from cap. “Mom why didn’t you say they were coming.” he whines. 

“Okay this is enough!” Sam suddenly yells. “What’s wrong Sam” you tilt your head. “I know it’s been two years, but we come back and you two are married and adopted a 14 year old?” he points at Tony, Peter and you. Tony and you exchange a look before bursting out in laughter. 

“We’re not married,,, yet” Tony says. “Yeah,, wait yet?” you say to be ignored. “And we didn’t adopt Peter he still lives with his aunt May, he’s just our spider-child and 17 years old” Tony continues.

“Wait but then why did FRIDAY call you misses Stark?” Steve asks. “It’s an old joke between us” you explain, “because someone doesn’t have the balls to aks me” you glare at Tony. Everybody chuckles. “Oh realy?”Tony raises his eyebrows. “Really” you smirk at him.

Tony lowers himslef to his knees “Y/n Y/l/n, I love you so much. When you got the amnesia I was heartbroken that you didn’t remeber me. It killed me, and I hated that that was what it took to get us together. I felt like you only loved my because I was there, and thatv when your memories would get back you would leave me. You proved me wrong. The day you said you had your memories back. You laughed your ass of that you’ve been in love with me since we first met and I have to admit it was quite funny. And that waiting so long for us to finally know how much we loved each other was worth it. So Y/n Y/l/n will you marry me?”

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requests are open

[bucketluvr]

Could I request for Knockout realizes he fallen for human friend who's shy, sarcatic, and tomboyish ( wear t-shirt, baggy pants, hoddies & sneakers) and how would he confess without them misunderstanding cuz they do feel the same but rather stay as friends ( they don't know he likes them )as they feel that he deserves better?

 Knockout internally panics as he realizes. He looks at you, halfway across the room, pacing around his medbay, and humming quietly to a human song, and he realizes. He's fallen for you. Very, very hard.

 You're amazing. With your baggy, long, shirts and hair that's always fixed up in a disastrous bun. Your high tops and ripped jeans, the wonderful smile and constant sarcasm…and he loved you.

  Wow, he never thought he'd fall for a human, but, what was he supposed to do about that?

   "Knockout?" You ask the mech. "Is…something wrong? You're staring."

  He shakes his helm, looking away. "I just didn't know mechs could be so stupid sometimes."

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  You sigh in exasperation. You seriously don't understand, sometimes, how you could've ended up helplessly in love with a giant sentient robot.

  Of course, it was Knockout. It might just be the affect that he had on people. He had dazzling red paint, and enrapturing red optics. His voice was a melody, something that could capture you any day.

  Besides, someone as magnificent as Knockout deserved a lover way better than you....

  Your mind was pulled back to the way he'd been staring at you, earlier, with loving optics, practically drinking you in. Maybe he'd been thinking of Breakdown? Airachnid? Starscream? Those were all bots that deserved him.

   Perhaps, it would be better for both of you if you kept your relationship with Knockout a friendship, and nothing more.

   Your mind never came to the conclusion that he was staring at you…and thinking about you as he did so.

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   Knockout knew how to woo a bot. In most cases, it was simple: get them into berth. But he was sure you'd be different; plus, this was his first time falling for a Primus-damn human.

    But, there was also the issue that you didn't seem very interested in him; he didn't want to push himself on you. He wasn't that much of a jerk. He respected you just as much as any bot out there.

    You always treated him as a close friend, and he didn't mind that in the slightest but Primus, he loved you. He wanted to be able to hug you, hold you, kiss you, take you for drives, flirt....Knockout sighs.

    He just decided to make a couple moves on you. And see what happens next. If you reacted well, he'd continue. If you backed off, that would be the end of it.

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    You couldn't believe what you were hearing. Did he just…? Wow, that must've been some mistake...was Breakdown behind you? Or did Knockout just...hit on you?

    God, this was some kind of dream. Or nightmare. Or something inbetween. Because that did not just happen.

   You look up at him. He didn't seem to be joking, and his optics didn't shine with that mischief and deception they usually did. He was being sincere.

   You laugh nervously. "Did a pretty 'bot like you just…flirt with me?" You say, anticipating his reaction nervously.

   "I believe I did," Knockout smirks, drawing closer to you. You freeze, a blush rising to your cheeks as you fiddle with your loose shirt. You have no idea what to do—push him off, keep him as your friend as you'd promised, or let this bloom.

  He really seemed interested in you...plus, he was looking undeniably attractive, as always.

   "Well, kiss me, you fo—" you blurt, but you don't get to finish your sentence. Knockout scoops you up, and crashes your lips to his.

     Relief runs over you. He really does want to be with you, he really does like you! You feel like your walking among the clouds, with Knockout cradling you like this, your lips on his.

     Knockout feels the same. He finally has the chance to show you how much he loves you, and you are welcoming that with open arms.

   When the kiss ends, his red optics stare into your dark brown eyes, which are absolutely love-struck.

    "I love you," you breathe, before you can stop yourself.

    "I love you, too, (Y/N)," he says, smirking victoriously.

   Knockout didn't regret a thing about falling for you, that was for sure.

[danishamazone]

My thoughts on vikings s4 e17

This episode was so interesting! I wasn’t a big fan of Sigurd before, but he that changed from this episode. I liked how he explained his problem and what he said about Aslaug. (I never liked her at all, so yay for son hating her).

What I liked most about this episode though, was that we got to see Ivar have an emotion that wasn’t hate or anger. I smiled through the entire Floki/Ivar scene. It was so nice to see Ivar be truly happy, an smile of joy, not just smilin sarcatic. My favorite parts will forever be when he acts without saying anything (when Helga explains about their “adopted” daughter, as an example. The way Ivar and Floki communicates.)

What also warmed my heart was how Floki is about this girl Helga took. He knows it is wrong, but he also loves and understands Helga, so I am very excited to see how that all turns out. Can’t decide if I believe that he does something about it, or if he can’t make himself hurt Helga. Very excited!

Bjørn is not scoring points at the moment, not with me. I loved how he came back and just set everything right (here thinking about Ivar’s crazy “I will kill Lagertha” project). That was about the only thing I liked him doing this episode. That, and throwing Rollo home.

All in all, very interesting things happened, and I am, as you can see, very interested in the personal stuff going on. Of course I am excited to see them revenge Ragnar, but even more interested in all the characters developments and choices. And then I can’t wait to see more of Ivar, my new favorite.

[galaxyxdoctorarchive]

Cute nicknames the Doctor likes to be called. Sunshine.