#sassy chap

[acebender]

Damn, when they said "Date Everything" they really meant "Everything"

[knittingwithhighlighters]

whelp, team17 DEFINITELY knows their audience, I’ll grant you that much…

[blerdyotome]

So, I Can Literally Date EVERYTHING? Say Less! Date Everything Review

[chosentragedy]

My Johnny Splash's HCs!

Notes:

- I won't be drawing him in his default outfit much but that's only BC I'm lazy lmao.

- When I saw him with his shower, I thought about him using it as a mic as well as a walking aid! // I do Wanne draw him more with the cane I design (Personally I think can walks fine without but it get uncomfortable after awhile and the cane is nice to have. (Can you tell how fresh the Hc is? Oof)

- I'm sorry ankle lovers, I needed the flare jeans and heels....

- Fuck that shower mat on his pant, I cannot redesign that to save my life, so now it is a belt.

- Feel free to ask me more questions! The fandom is new so it's possible that I will add more Hcs soon!

Bonus:

ROBBIE DAYMOND?????

[jeffeyjeffsterr]

First johnny splash drawing surprisingly

[und3ad-br3ath1n9]

That fucking freak that I want

[justvibingig]

This games great, and all of the lovely fan fiction written so far!!! 🏠👓❤️

[chessed-board]

Doki doki, A literature club.

I just think he’s neat

[thekingofspin]

I'm gonna take slamming the door to a new level

I'm gonna polish his knob so well that it shines

every night till he starts squeaking

till he rusts and I have to grease his hinges

I'm gonna put my letters through his flap

I'm gonna buy him his own pretty little door matt to show I love him

I wanna press his bells till they ring

I'm gonna bend his handle 90 degrees so he opens up

I'M DONE FINE I'LL STOP

[y-r-u-here]

My Date Everything headcanons so far:

Connie has DID. The way she plays all the characters immediately reminded me of DID or OSDD and I love it.

Mateo is Betty's younger brother (biological or dynamic wise idc)

Mateo is a "stray" himself which is why he takes in strays.

Dirk, Chance, and Parker have game nights and an ongoing DnD campaign they keep forgetting about (much to Chance's dismay).

Bodhi and Zoey would get along so well idc that they can't see each other in my mind they are besties (or more).

Hector is part of Fantina's fan club.

Shelly and The Hanks are BESTIES

Lyric and TextBox-Chan would FU-

This is what I have so far.

[acebender]

This game is truly after my heart

[groovy-rat-man]

Okay so i've played the Date Everything demo like.. a lot, and I wanted to share my thoughts on the characters ive met so far! Fair warning this is gonna be a long LONG post so be warned.

Also im including pictures of the characters (courtesy of the fandom wiki) and the images are fucking huge.

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Skylar Specs

She works well as a helper and tutorial guide. I really wanna know more about her because she is the personification of the MAIN MECHANIC IN THE GAME so I feel like theres gotta be something deeper, especially with the throwaway "I'm sad inside!" line that I dont think a lot of people have talked about. Also I love all the hearts in her design and how much she loves love <33

Dorian

Aro🤝Ace Solidarity, hell yeah!! But in all seriousness he's one of if not my favorite character I think. I can't wait until I can play the full game so we can be besties <3. Also I like how all the doors have slightly different Dorians. Like the front door has a more serious looking Front Dorian and the tiny door in the kitchen has a Small Dorian standing on a stool and Back Dorian is facing away from you and sounds muffled and if you talk to him during the tutorial he actually mentions that. It's all just really cool!

Phoenicia

She's really fun and I like her personality! I'm not sure if I have much more to say about her tho. Also I didn't know you weren't supposed to leave your phone plugged in over night, I've been doing that for like years. Sorry Phoenicia...

Maggie

Oh hey, that's my aunt's name. I like her whole detective shtick and how she calls you gumshoe I think it's cute.

Betty

I love her. She's big and cozy and sensual and amazing, BUT she looks SO MUCH LIKE ME. I asked my own god damn mother if we looked similar (without telling her the context of the game) and she said yes. I physically cannot look at her without thinking "this is just me if I tried to be sexy." It also makes it weird seeing people thirst for her lol.

Amir

Ohhhh Amir... My darling Amir..... God I love him, I need him, I need him so bad for reals. He makes me so giddy any time he's talking..... (Or maybe I'm just susceptible to pretty men with pretty hair complimenting me.)

Freddy Yeti

I will NOT make a Freddy Fivebears reference, I will NOT! But seriously, I love him too. I don't think it's in a romantic way yet, I'm just a sucker for a big, kind, fun person who loves keeping me fed. I think we could be buddies! (perhaps more, we'll see)

Arma

She's the first character I met that had Skylar's content warning. Let me tell you, as fellow hottie with trauma around fire she is just... relatable. I totally get it, Arma, but at least let me get you some new batteries. Please?

Wilhelmina Work

Willi I am going to be 100% honest with you, you are stressing me the hell out. I do hope she gets back on her feet tho.

THE HANKS!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

I fucking love these guys! I love their energy!! I love their designs!!! I love how each of their little icons in the user interface is a different hanger!!!! I love how they all shit on Hank #3 that one time!!!!! They are my all-time favorite five-man himbo hivemind!!!!!!

Penelope

I really don't have much to say about her other than I like the googily eyes on her skirt and I really wanna know what went on when she went off with that viking treadmil guy.

Ben-Hwa

They're cool i just.. it's just... Like holy shit, right? I do love having a very sex-positive character like this, it's just wild that we were fucking on Betty at 9 in the god damn morning.

Rebel

I'm gonna be real, it took me way to long to get the "rebel ducky" pun. I really do not know how I feel about this design. I love it, I just kinda wish it was more ducky ya know? I also love how much they hate my ducking guts it's really funny. (I also like to imagine me and Amir doting on eachother in the bathroom mirror and they're just sitting on the edge of the tub yelling at us to shut the duck up, I need to draw that...)

Diana

I saw her when skimming the wiki before playing the game and I really liked her Mad Hatter sorta look (also this is probably a coincidence but Dinah was also the name of Alice's cat). I was NOT prepared for when I first talked to her like holy shit. It makes you wonder what's going on with the player character, she is YOUR diary after all.

Duncan "Dunk" Shuttlecock

I like his silly intro and his fun, cocky, sweet attitude. I also like how he's so dedicated to sports being fun for everybody and not pushing yourself. Can't get over that fuckass outfit tho.

Teddy

God I love him. Not like romantically but I love him so so much. He makes me feel safe. That story he told literally make me cry. I was all snuggled up under my weighted blanket with my laptop and earbuds crying like a bitch. It was like 1-2am when I was playing too, so it really was a bedtime story for me! And speaking of bedtime, of COURSE i moved him to the bed. I hope him and Betty get along. I like to think that they're old friends, I bet he's the little spoon.

Captain Jacques Pierrot

I know I've been saying this a lot but I love this guy. He's tiny and angy and talks funny and has pretty hair. Idk how big he's supposed to be but I've been imagining him being about the size of a medium rat. Also I didn't realize that his name was a play on Jack Sparrow until he said it out loud and it pissed me off when I realized lol. I wanna hold him in the palm of my hand and kiss his little face over and over again while he's all grumpy~~ (should I be saying that on the main blog?)

Dishy

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The Sassy Chap

Holy shit you can fuck the credits. But seriously, I loved the quiz thingy with all the developers even tho it took me like an hour. Sassy loved it too so that was fun!

Dasha

Hhhhholy shit,, big strong kind lady with pretty Slavic accent lift me up high and teach me how flirt...... w o a g..

Daisuke Dishware

I'm gonna be real, it was late at night (both irl and in game) and I thought "screw it, I'm fucking the knives" and I fully expected to get a Big Scary Knifeplay Guy but what I got instead.... He's wonderful. Serious, dedicated, mysterious? so so so beautiful, catches me when I fall. God I adore him, I need more. Daisuke, I am SO SORRY I chipped you on accident even though I'm not entirely sure what that means. Ough,, I also love his hair, it's gorgeous I swear the two most attractive features a man can have is pretty eyes and long beautiful hair.... Also I'm only learning this now but apparently his voice actor is also named Daisuke which is really funny.

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okay that's it you can go now, luv u

[chosentragedy]

He is just very passionate...

(Shower door)

[space-pirate-alex]

Felt compelled to make this

[trashcatkid]

You know who I want to see as an OC cause it would be fucking hilarious??? This bad boy:

[gui-mauves]

Made 2 people hop on to this game