#scherlock

[orion-lake]

SEASON 1, EPISODE 1 | A STUDY IN PINK (5/5)

[reallydifferentcaptain]

Y'all I'm probably late to the party but

IT'S CONFIRMED VIOLET HAS A SECOND SIGNET AND IT HAS ALREADY MANIFESTED IN IRON FLAME.

Comment ur theories pretty pretty please

[juliaanoia]

What is it about Jared Harris that makes directors go: "You know what, we should throw some Schubert on him."

[female1-f1]

@2dumb2furious

hello. alexalblondo's rude anon coming here to humbly and politely beg for galex primer because i dont understand their history. george said he lived at alex's family's house at one point? how - weren't they already racing? sorry thank you humble thank you 🙏🙏

hello!!! thanks chris for the referral FKFJDKD

i have overwhelmed my alex and george tags so much that i fear i could never capture all of it but my galex key moment anthology is under the cut!!

karting/early single seaters

Alex thinks they met in 2011 but the footage in georges flip phone says he knew alex back in 2009.

Their first actual interaction (so far as they've told the world) was when alex was world champion with the intrepid karting team and bc he was their reference driver he was asked to help pick the drivers who were quick to replace him when he moved up and he picked george (and charles) so they were then part of that same intrepid driver programme for a while. Interestingly, alex was always at least one year above him bc of their ages and george says the fact they didn't really race directly against each other before 2016 was probably why they became such good friends.

They did a deep dive of their camera rolls from this time on twitch a couple years back and talked about the oldest pictures they have of each other in their camera rolls (1:25:36) which was cute.

2017

2017 is the year george basically lived with alex. They were also sharing a trainer whilst alex was competing in gp2 and george was in gp3. George was doing mercedes sim work at their factory so rented a flat in milton keynes near where alex lived but according to alex that rent was wasted money bc george had more meals at alexs' house than he did that year. Also as detailed in those links, the Great Mountain Biking Incident of 2017 occurred at this time so we have the fun mental image of george literally wheeling alex into a&e on a wheelchair bc that is an actual event that happened.

2018

George and alex both in f2 fighting for the title year wooooo!! They never really fought on track but we did get fun tidbits like when alex pipped george to the win at silverstone bc george had a slow pit stop and giggled about it in parc ferme (5:42) & these post session interviews.

also some incredible photoshoots.

2019

Promotion to f1!!! We started the year at winter testing and this nugget that they have both accepted that they are actually tied together by the strings of fate. They're doing fun media stuff like karting and bullying each other over percentage of apexs hit at the skypad (video). 2019 also the start of the umbrella sharing. They were just together a lot… more skypad analysis!!!

2019 also has MY personal favourite galex moment which was hockenheim 2019 and the 45 minute phone call galex had on the way home after george missed out on scoring what would have been his first point in f1 and only point of the season.

There was also the summer break and enjoying a training camp together, exchanging infections etc. Alex also took george to meet lily for the first time, bc that’s a normal thing to do.

There was also the rookie of the year vid, and the rookie season review vid at the end of the year. Much was happening.

2020

The year started with f1 trying to race during a global pandemic. Fun! On the singular media day before everyone realised just how stupid that was they were being annoying. The lockdowns did give us the twitch streams. George was initially so bad at virtual racing he had to secretly consult alex's brother for help behind alexs back. George was also actively seeking alex out like a missile at any given opportunity and at one point felt necessary to declare that he wasn't alexs boyfriend when someone asked if alex was going to be streaming that day. Anyway my lockdown twitchscapades tag has a post with a playlist of all the streams that haven't been lost or deleted if you want to feel joy and have a spare million hours.

Racing resumed in July with the covid team bubbles and within two races and one qualifying session george was defending alexs honour to sky sports and the world in a truly remarkable fashion.

At the end of the year alex was unemployed....even more tragic than this loss was that alexs career difficulties were so extreme he started ghosting george, which devastated him to the extent he needed to publicly drag him for it.

There was also george asking lily to post alexs n*des on instagram and lily responding with if anyone has them it would be you which was perhaps the last time george had access to his own social media password.

Despite george not liking it they celebrated alexs first podium by going golfing! and reverse! George was also gifted an alex albon signed autograph card for christmas and said that he'll put it somewhere special x

2021

The beginning of 2021 was during lockdown and there was more fun virtual gps except the only two drivers doing it were george and alex so they were just bitching and gossiping and threatening to steal strategies and abu dhabi 2016 each other. Particular shoutout to the time they had a virtual race on valentines day and alex put a suit on for it and george was baffled. Immediately after valentines day was georges birthday which lily used to thank george for letting her borrow his boyfriend from time to time.

Then the season started with george enduring the season alexless and not letting anyone forget about it. Alex was turning up to races after being locked in the simulator until the early hours posting stuff like this on instagram and otherwise stumbling over his words after getting whipped on the ass.

Perhaps the defining moment of the galex 2021 season was george pushing the williams board to sign alex so heavily that they had to actively shut him out of proceedings. Also at this time there was this cute congrats from alexs family and one from alex to georgie about the mercedes seat.

anyway here's some more random 2021 nuggets:

i've seen him topless a few times

george getting alex a good deal on a merc x

yet More golf

the handover

georges driver room

2022

They truly lost every inch of personal space in 2022 like. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. The back signing Hello.

2022 had alex having his appendix out, nearly dying and alexs family updating george whilst alex was in the icu and then when alex returned for the next race in signapore a couple weeks later (insane behaviour) george was like mmm audacious of him to be here.

Elsewhere alex discovered georges photoshoot and was making screensavers about it. Alex also discovered hair dye and george was making instagram stories about it.

other random 2022 nuggets:

george is alexs fave f1 driver excluding himself

this skit williams did of lily finding a huge picture of george in alexs driver room

whatever this image is of lily george and alex

private plane carpool

double date

2023

@onadarklingplain covers the whole year for you much MUCH better than i ever could here!!!!!

and that brings us to present where they're just as weird and freaky with each other as ever!!!

[uraandri]

i can't blog about elementary on here cause the fandom is insufferable but although it's not very good i am a big fan of jonny lee miller's portrayal of scherlock

[cheezewhis]

All the website stuff is like....bbc Scherlock levels of hiatus brain istg there'll be video essays a out it one day.

[iimrloverman]

todo ano falam, em tom de ameaça, que scherlock bbc volta e todas as vezes é mentira e eu espero que seja mentira pra sempre não traga de volta

[planetpissed]

 “You don’t need to worry about your past life. I took it from you . Manager Crow doesn’t need to know about a government memo...

“ He needsch to focusch on Planet Pissch. You are not a General. You are my Manager. Dr. Gibbetz’sch nephew threw that boot that broke my nosche lascht month. ”

“…”

“The kid that threw the shoe was a Gibbetz? That’s brutal. ”

“ No schit, scherlock!”

“Ooooh, that sounded like Murderface.”

“Really?”

“Absolutely- I mean, Abscholutely, Maschter.”

Crozier stood half-manually stunned in the elevator, silently suffering through the three-and-a-half of them cackling. 

Hough-hough-hough-hugh! Hohohoh hah hoh!

AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAAAH!  AHHHHH-HAH!

Eeeghyeghegh hegheh heh-

>>>

AAAAAAAAAAUGHHHH!! REEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHH!!!

Murder kept trying to relocate himself in the water, frantic and desperate. Moaning rotten bodies and debris flowed through the brimstone river, making it the more frustrating to properly search.

O- oh . He got a hold onto something. No- it was gripping onto him ! It felt like a hand of some sort! 

Murder feverishly pulled up-

to see it was a... 

...What the fuck is that?!

It was jaw-locked past his knuckles, biting as hard as it could down on his hand. Not bone-breaking tier, but enough to make the cartilage 

crunch!

…

sucklsucklsucklsucklsuckl

?!?!?!?

...suckl.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!!

++eeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEk!++

With a scared, harsh whip of the troll demon’s wrist, the fish (..?) flopped to the ground. It tried to tumble back to the water, failing miserably as the hot hellgrounds scorched it.

Murder watched as it tried its best to flip back onto its stomach in order to crawl, eyes staring at the water feet before it as it choked on the brimstone-tainted air... skin sizzling as it pathetically writhed…

++Hkkkk…Hhhhghk.. !++

A gross peep left its frog-like mouth, and their long, trendrilled fins began to crisp up and burn down.

++!!!++

…!

…

“Pfft. Fuckins pathetic. Looks at him, gasping like a fish, with no answer to pukes-out in his fats belly!”

…

Murder growled, grabbing the thing… somewhat carefully with both his claws, as if it were an expensive artifact. 

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[alais-bladesoflight]

Sorry but I cant see writers writing Byler as endgame. When it comes to series like this they will never write main couple as not straight. Reminds me Scherlock era

[the-pen-pot]

Hi! Just wanted to share my ponderings after seeing the comment. And also wanted to remind you that you are a really talented writer! So happy I found you through that Scherlock fic, when I did. Really gorged myself on everything you had written during that month. Such a treat. Thank you!

I think the comment you shared (fan feedback on Sorcerer's Bane) is a positive one. Maybe the reader just had a really clear vision about the fic and where it was going while they were reading, and then they got confused because it didn't go that way. I think maybe they just commented right after reading while they where still a bit confused about their feelings and wanted to share the confusion, but the love too. They just didn't manage to do it in the best possible way at all. So you surprised them, maybe pushed them a little out of their comfort zone, whatever that was for them at that point, but in the end they still loved it. So it was a really good fic and an interesting reading experience for them. And they wanted to share that and probably thank you for that. Maybe. At least I think that's one possible way to read that comment

You're right! It is one of those comments that can be taken in different ways. I do always try and assume the best of commenters, (generally) because it can be challenging to correctly convey tone etc .

This one did make me raise one eyebrow a bit, but more in a "that's an odd way to say you mostly liked a thing" rather than "wow, I'm offended" 🤣

I am glad that they enjoyed some of it at least!

[iwillbefamousonedayipromise]

If we even consider those sociopaths from the scherlock (BBC) fandom, and all the other maniacs, then the heroes whon't even have a secret identity.

i feel like tumblr would expose super heroes secret identities real fast with all its crazy ass jokes

[mavilu]

Les danseurs, Scherlock Holmes.

Los bailarines de Sherlock Holmes.

[avicdsgn1]

Szellemi roncsderbi VV Scherlock Norbival.

Timogyolók vagytok a tökéletes példája annak miért nem érdemes a valódi szakemberek helyett olcsó Temucelebbekel/fingulenszerekkel megvitatni amúgy értelmes témákat. Olyan Gyógyisztán, mint Oprah...az a nő összeszedett egy rakat sarlatánt akikből mindentisgyógyító csodacelebmindendoktorokat csinált. Persze köréjük épített milliárdos brandel is.

[ask-mindnight]

After Lock as Scherlock Holmes, you voted to do Jack from Tnbc.

I weighed to do it as Jack Sparrow buy then I wanted to do it funny.

So there's Jack Skellington as Jack-Jack from Disney's The Incredibles

Poor Jack

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