#scp-682

[the-hydroxian-artblog]

ol' 682. a nice unkillable feller. a great pal

[bellasauruss]

Here are some scp designs I made forever ago on paper and decided to digitized! I'm so so happy with these and one of my friends really likes them so I might make some more :P

I know SCP-173 is kind of separated from that original artwork it was based on (which I'm glad cause it was kind of silly looking for this scp lol) so I kept kind of a similar spray paint job on the face reminiscent of the old one, but not the same sculpture anymore. My SCP-173 kind of like a solid concrete cast sculpture with rebar inside, and it uses some exposed rebar to kind of gently grab and pull/twist things like a spider grabbing with its legs lol. The ones coming out of the back should be longer but I didn't draw em like dat. Honestly it's an SCP so it probably doesn't matter if it stretches and extends and stuff creepily. It also has the doo doo feces on its little feet just like its description says- blood all over it too! wahhoo!

For SCP-682 I wanted to make it pretty in-tact because if it can regenerate entirely, I don't see why it would have exposed ribs and stuff. It would be fun to draw it in really bad condition tho! But this is like fully healed and in-tact form. I'm so so so proud of its shape and design tho and i like its big greasy mane lol

PLEASE please please feel free to use these designs as long as u credit. use em for whatever idk

[melinoelabs]

Dear Sirs.

SCP-682's powers are metatextual. He's unkillable because the story says he is nearly unkillable and no solution would be satisfying. His nickname is 'the very hard to destroy reptile' for rigour's sake. You don't have to be Grant Morrison to put this together.

The solution is to alter the narrative so that there is a means of killing him that is satisfying. Unfortunately, only full-on apocalypse scenarios or the use of SCP-682 as a jobber for an even worse threat would fill that criteria.

So unless you want to unleash something even more tiresome, like the Black Moon or the Scarlet King or the Yellow Submarine or whatever other color-coded doomsday monster you have on tap, you're just wasting jumpsuit filling doing anything at all.

The easy alternative is to simply stop trying to kill him.

Just focus on holding him in the most boring, routine ways possible, rendering him increasingly less interesting and thus reducing the time between stories focused on him and thus, the resulting breaches and disasters.

Or you can do what we did. If you aren't chicken.

Ours wasn't a rotted lizard. It was a sort of mummified horse the size of a 1996 Volkswagen Harlequin, and it was a she, but otherwise same deal. Regeneration. Vat of acid. Mass casualties. Violent opposition to the use of breath mints. Endemic to all life. Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.

We figured out the how it worked, and we speed-ran the whole concept, hurling that vile beast through a veritable plinko-fall of thousands of extermination tests and controlled rampages until there was literally nothing left to do with the 'More-Than-One-Way-to-Fail-to-Kill-a Horse'.

And we trust the populace enough to not lie to them for 'their own good'. Because its funny? Sure. Profitable? Absolutely (don't worry, shareholders!)! But never for 'their own good.'

So we turned those experiments into a 17 season reality television program hosted by Greg Kinnear and force-fed them to a sludge-hungry populace.

There were 'More-Than-One-Way-to-Fail-to-Kill-a Horse' calendars, coffee mugs, t-shirts, two different animated spin-offs running at the same time for some reason, four movies starring Chris Pratt as the voice of the horse, an ongoing sketch on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, 'More-Than-One-Way-to-Fail-to-Kill-a Horse' "acid bath" sour candy flavored yogurt in a tube, a series of increasingly inadequately playtested gameboy cartridges, a 27-issue limited series from Image comics, and adorable plush mummified murder-horse plushes with little suction cups on their red-felt hooves so they can stare balefully out the back of your station wagon at that ASSHOLE Kevin in his souped up Trans AM who does not understand the concept of a safe following distance, and you JUST want to run him off the road with the magno-lifters and recreate the scene from Lost Highway with Robert Loggia, but "you can't use the magno-lifters for revenge" because it's "against OSHA regulations" and "technically assault!"

And once the first shipment of 'More-Than-One-Way-to-Fail-to-Kill-a Horse' Funko Pops hit store shelves, the creature's cultural cache cratered so hard that it became a parody of itself so predictable it's "containment" is now a Universal Studios attraction with two failed executions and a containment breach each night, with double shows on Saturdays.

Now, it was a rocky ride getting there, especially for Utah (projections say you'll get those House seats back in two, maybe three, generations at most, don't you worry!) but we've proven that even if it isn't killable, you can, in fact, beat a dead horse.

Hope this helps.

Humbert, Outreach Liaison Melinoë Laboratories "Hoc non veniet ad nos mordax"

[switchbit]

draw every day - week twenty five SCPs

[cheebuss]

Wuts the height diff between humanized 079 and humanized 682???

I hadn't really thought about it but I feel like everyone is shrimp sized next to 682

[krenia]

everyone's favourite emo reptile

[prettyflyshyguy]

Hey........ Psssst...... I have so many SCP themed goodies in my shop - you should check it out. It's pretty cool. We just got some new things in (and even more things planned!)

[dino--draws]

I love mental illness babeyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[your-fave-is-being-blended]

scp 682 (the hard to kill reptile) should go in the blender. I don't think they've tried that yet.

no pressure though, of course :3

SCP-682 from the SCP Foundation is being blended!!

You cannot save it.

[furreservation24]

Despite his bad temper, 682 knows how to relax perfectly and does it at every opportunity, even in a random puddle. To some extent, he knows how to enjoy the moment and probably doesn’t realize it himself.

You meet 682 in a small pond among the thickets, where he is resting instead of completing a task. For him it’s just a puddle, but more than cozy, because he ignores your presence.

What will you do?

A) Join the rest;

B) Invite him to return to his duties;

C) Unexpectedly attack with the aim of...;

D) Leave him alone.

[n1ghtmaremachine]

aaauuuuauauuauuaaauuuugh

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

SCP: Welcome Home:

Wally: *to SCP-682* I didn't come here to make friends. *big dumb smile* I came here to make Best Friends.

[dzthenerd490]

SCP: HMF Foundation Personnel - Apprentice Researcher Abby Johnson (SCP-053)

Name: Abby “Lain” Johnson

Titles: SCP-053: Young Girl / [Data Expunged by Order of the Ethics Committee] / Understudy for Fire Suppression Department - Containment and Security Division.

Skills: Is a Level 4 Regenerator/ Very Brave (not always a good thing)/ Has no feeling of pain/ Can talk to and calm down SCP-682/ Cares deeply for her friends and fellow staff members/ never forgets to wear her anomalous suppression device/ likes helping out those in need.

Weaknesses: Tends to be defensive of SCP-682/ can be naive to the dangers within the anomalous world/ can be quite reckless/ Doesn’t understand others are not able to recover like she can/ is very blunt and honest (not always a bad thing).

Famous Quotes: “We’re friends, just have my back and I’ll have yours!” “Don’t be afraid of Lizzy, he’s a total sweetheart once you get to know him!”

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[conkreetmonkey]

One thing I don't get: why does the SCP foundation not just dump the unkillable lizard in an alternate dimension? They have alternate dimensions. Find one where, say, people like being killed or deserve to be killed, and just abandon the fucker. Make him someone else's problem.

[bed-wed-behead-your-fave]

SCP-682 from the scp wiki

[cheebuss]

The concept sketch i did for human 682 for the last ask lmao