#secret six jervis tetch

[riddle-me-ri]

Just to clarify this is a nsfw request, but in your opinion how are the different hatters when there pussy-drunk?

addgghjk anon I have to say I am absolutely floored that you felt the need to clarify this as nsfw, it made me laugh for a really long time, thank you

Content Warning: vague mentions of cunnilingus, general pussy/cunt talk nothing wildly explicit or gender specific but y'know, to be safe

Arkhamverse Jervis has spent most of his life finding Wonderland or at least manipulating the world around him to be Wonderland...but being between your legs is a very very close second to it.

BTAS Jervis practically lives to please, which he will do by any means necessary (that you may or may not know about) when he goes down on you it brings him pleasure just as much as it does you...

TNBA Jervis wasn't so sure at first, but is just as game to please you as any other Jervi, and is surprised when he finds himself immediately hooked, nearly kicking himself for denying such a luxury for so long due to sheer coyness and anxiety...

HQTAS Jervis won't admit it at first, but he's practically addicted...gets weak in the knees at the mere mention of the possibility--will stop whatever he's doing--literally say less and just let him in-

Joker's Asylum Jervis is a mess about you anyway, to have the privilege to be so close and intimate with you...that gets him more than anything and nothing even has to happen.

Secret Six Jervis would move in and live in between your thighs and in your cunt if he could. Zero hesitation. Don't be surprised if the man requests you alongside his cup of tea.

[callsigncrash]

How it feels when @riddle-me-ri posts about jervi:

[fakebatmanfan]

Friendly reminder that just because Jervis is small, he isn't weak by any means.

[hatter-and-dodo-in-wonderland]

This is a question for Jervis, how do you react if you saw your other counterparts? Like other Jervis's from the multi verse. I'm just generally curious.

-Clownstar☆

(Lol sorry for the stupid question)

We would make the Spiderman meme first

Then a big tea party and kill our versions from the Gotham show and the one from Arkham Serious House on Serious earth comic.

(yes I spent 20+ hours making that okay?)

Click on it for better quality

[spanishyumejoshi]

I finished secret six (2006) but that doesn't mean no more screenshots of him :3

[onceupona-crossover]

Morphatter moodboard where mad hatter Hypnotizes Morph so they can be always with him transformed as his Alice

Requested by:n/a

-Mod rapunzel

[teadragondreams]

Thoughts on Nicole Maine's Secret Six (Organized [kinda])

Now that I've done some preliminary information gathering from stalking the appropriate tags and wiki articles, here are my thoughts on each member of the new Secret Six lineup! Keep in mind that I barely read the greater DC comics whatsoever.

Jay Nakamura (Gossamer)

Positive Asian representation in the Secret Six!? FUCKING FINALLY--Mostly with him and the other new members I'm anticipating some sort of soap opera style drama happening alongside the main plot-- and that isn't a detriment, it would be an active bonus.

Jon Kent

From what I've seen, much in the style of Dick Grayson temporarily taking on the Batman mantle, Jon *was* Superman for a while. Does he have a hero name specific to him or is he Superboy again? How many Superboys are there actually? (From what I've seen it seems to be just as complicated at the Batfamily-- but GOD am I SICK of the batfamily--) Anyway. I doubt they're going to have any continuity with the 2011 timeline but just imagining the interactions he could have with Black Alice or Catman if so--"Hey weren't you guys teammates with that guy that shattered my Dad's bones?!"

Dreamer (Nia Nal)

Read a part of that scene she has with Waller (I believe it was from Dream Team but not sure on that), but the fact that she actively scrambled Waller's memories and now this new series is in the aftermath of that ? Whoo boy is going to be fun! Especially becausefrom what I've gathered--Nicole Maines *is* Nia Nal, and probably has a clear direction with where she wants to take the character, right?

Black Alice (Lori Zechlin)

I love Lori! She's always been one of my favorites, especially because she is always accidently pushing the found family agenda with other members of the six. I know she'd made a few appearances around in other series like Suicide Squad and Night Force, and that's where her newer design comes from. But there are so many directions her characterization might go in this series that I'm just praying she doesn't get shoehorned into 'annoying kid member of team' because she's so much more than that! More of that "I feel tremendous guilt about possibly giving my dad cancer and purposely joined a team of mercenaries".

Catman (Thomas Blake)

Gotta love the Tomcat. I love how his design skews him back into "batman impersonator" but gets rid of that stupid hole in his cowl for a bang they gave him in DC Pride. I liked that story with him and Ghostmaker but I couldn't get over that stupid bang!! Addtionaly because he has so much internal conflict about what the hell he wants to do with his career as a mercenary/anti-hero/vigilante. His underlying attempts to be *good* to be *better* makes me glad to follow what he does. But honestly, I'd be even more glad if he was more of a supporting role in this mini-series, because his presence as a father/older brother figure (mainly seen in the 2011 run) are just incredible. Also I hope they don't make him the butt of too many eg(g)regious jokes.

Deadshot (Floyd Lawton)

Twenty bucks says they'll be at least 3 panels with him and Thomas in the hit or kiss zone. Wouldn't have it any other way.

Honorable mention section for that one issue cover that shows some of the previous members of the Six.

Bane

HOLY SHIT IT'S BANE!!! I literally almost cried in joy when that one Christmas special issue came out at the very moment I was like "I need to calm down with my Secret Six obsession it's not like there's ever going to be any new official material with them" and now boom. making this post. Super excited to see the big guy on a team again.

Scandal & Knockout

RETURN OF THE POLYCULE??? Not much to say here, I'll lament Scandal once again not being on the team proper, but I guess they've ditched that "all eight of us in this commercial are apart of the Secret Six" idea and are keeping the team to actually Six.

Jeanette

So happy to have you back queen, wish it was you on the front lines instead of your crusty little bf but understandable. I hope it's brought up again that she's like a majorly successful entrepreneur because it's so funny that she chooses to associate with these weirdos.

Chesire

I hugely disliked how Cheshire was treated in the OG Villains United Run. I'm fine with her being an antagonist, Jade could be a great antagonist!-- but I sincerely hope they avoid the stereotypes used to previously characterize her.

Ragdoll

I love this little freak! I am one of the (2.5)frequenters of the peter merkel jr tag. As long as A) the stupid little clown ruff remains and B) they let her be as much of a weirdo as possible, I will probably not have *too* many complaints.

Mad Hatter

peter merkel jr for the second time in your life you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

[danthepest]

You have no idea just how much I love the pre-Flashpoint Catman and the Secret Six. All these attempts to make the Suicide Squad seem like found family and shit? That's them.

Catman went from a bored rich dude to a joke, to a washed up, out-of-shape nobody who got ridiculed by Green Arrow and Arsenal. And then he goes to Africa to take control of his life, to better himself.

When the villain community was being coerced, threatened or manipulated into joining the Secret Society, Catman said no. To the faces of Talia and Dr. Psycho. When they started threatening him, he tells them he doesn't care and to fuck off. Talia is reminded of Batman and Dr. Psycho holds a grudge against the man for a good long while.

He's then approached by Scandal Savage and Deadshot to join them because they also refused the Society's offer. He does. And they manage to resist the Society's torture and hold them off long enough for the attack on the Six to be called off.

His bromance with Deadshot, budding romance with Huntress (being the Catwoman to her Batman), fighting Batman to a standstill with the two showing each other respect, the interactions with the rest of the Six, Scandal's relationship with a stripper who has a heart of gold, Bane going a date with one of the stripper's friends, Deadshot shooting Waller and telling her where to stick it when she tries to force him to come back to work for her, Bane trying to be a father figure to Scandal, Ragdoll III trying to lift everyone's spirits while dealing with his own loneliness, the motherly nature of Jeanette when dealing with her teammates, Scandal & Catman trying to be the moral anchors of the group etc. I adore this shit so much.

There's an issue where Deadshot meets with a reverend when he feels he's losing controls of his homicidal urges. Talks about his family, his first meeting with the Bat, why he can't kill him, the root of his urges etc.

When they go to Hell (no, really, they do), Catman asks Etrigan to show him his father and we learn the messed up childhood he had and Catman is at peace when he sees that his dad is being punished and when Etrigan reveals why his mother got the fate she did in the afterlife.

They fought the Society, Vandal Savage, Wonder Woman, slavers, the Birds of Prey, entire swathes of villains, the Doom Patrol, went to defend Gotham after Batman died in Final Crisis, fought Amanda Waller and her Suicide Squad, went to Hell and more or less came out on top before going out in a blaze of glory against almost the entire hero community. They would both kill each other and die for each other.

Seriously, go read the "Villains United" and the "Secret Six" titles.

[i--what]

Thanks to my math teacher for letting me sperg out again lmao

[nyhti]

Obsessed with him.

Secret six (2006)

[cigamfossertsim]

mad hatter: do we have to take an oath or something?

catman: dont die. try not to be an asshole. thats the oath.

[riddle-me-ri]

Which of the different Tetchs do you think would be interested in leaving love bites on his partner? Either in a sfw or nsfw way.

Ooohh I really do just wanna make them all biters cause like...have you seen those teeth? Like that's what they're made for, right? But some will definitely be more..hesitant or coy than others.

BTAS Hatter and TNBA Hatter would be extremely hesitant...not wanting to hurt you...when you reassure them you wouldn't mind it and find it attractive...they can't deny their possessive nature and leaving marks

HQTAS Hatter and Joker's Asylum do it on accident, purely on a whim--from the heat of the moment. When they hear you wince, they are just as surprised as you were at what they did. HQTAS takes up on your offer to do it again, but it will take time for Joker's Asylum to try and do it again...

Gotham Hatter sees it as another method of control over you...what's the fun in manipulating you to see him as everything you want and need and how you're meant to be, only his...without some of the more...physical representations.

Secret Six Hatter left love bites after your first kiss. He gives you love bites every morning you wake and every night before you two go to bed. It's an everyday mandatory activity he must partake in—he's as committed to leaving love bites and marks on you as he is to having his tea, and he wouldn't mind you leaving some of your own.

Arkhamverse Hatter is very interested in the idea of love bites...like other Hatters, he enjoys the possessiveness that comes with the bruises being seen by others...just let him know if he's being overzealous, yes? He doesn't want to cause you any pain.

[callsigncrash]

My devious little guy

[fakebatmanfan]

One of the most difficult things about writing smut is figuring out what the hell your f/o wears to bed normally. And so, I made this chart.

[hatter-and-dodo-in-wonderland]

I want to make an edit with Secret Six Mad Hatter

And here's the sort of storyboard, I think we can call it like that?

I wanted to draw the characters with John Tenniel's style (illustrator of Alice in Wonderland) and animate them like puppets.

I imagined him in that cool edit and got inspired by this pin with Napoleon Bonaparte, I admire this person's work!

[spanishyumejoshi]

I did a lot of screenshots this time jsjsj