NOT A REQUEST DONT YOU DARE WRITE IT I just want to make you laugh at a thought that I had.... I spent my entire morning reading ALL of your suna x reader writings bc I WANT WHAT THEY HAVE IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK.... and I just realized that if the writings are all in the same universe then I can only imagine akito's deadpan reaction to seeing his mom's name as "doodoo fart" on his dad's phone. or worse all the kids start calling their mom that to both of the parent's horror LMAO. like one of the terror twins and Kaiya are DEFINITELY whipping it out one day lol. the conclusion is that suna is sleeping on the couch with the traitors tn while mom!reader gets to cuddle with her angels.
BUT I WANT TO WRITE IT SO BAD
Bc Akito finds it out by accident and just goes “who the heck is doodoo fart?” and rin’s just like “oh your mother.”
“Mom’s doodoo fart?”
“Yeah. I think I’m booger eater in her phone or something else feral.”
“That’s vile.”
Rintaro just smirks, and in perfect timing you come in with the two little twins in your arms, “rinnie, can you help me bathe the tiny terrors?” To which your husband nods, and your son, confidently, firmly, without missing a beat, goes:
“He’d love to, doodoo fart.”
The world stills as you shoot a fake smile at rintaro, the twins looking up at you while Akito chuckles to himself. Rintaro chews his lip, “Akito, tell me, why you’re trying to get me killed?”
“Because it’s funny.”
“Yeah. Hilarious.”
“What’s Hilary-us?” Kaiya asks, and before rintaro can stop him, Akito laughs at his sisters question.
“Mom’s nickname is doodoo fart.”
Your cheeks blaze as your six year old giggles, and at the laughter, your twins echo the sound and paw at your face, “Rinnie?”
“…yeah?”
“You’re sleeping on the couch.”
“….i know.”
“Sleepover in mom’s room?” Akito asks, and Kaiya cheers while rintaro groans.
Springtrap enraptured by you bc you're alive. He likes to feel your heartbeat and hold your warm hands. You remind him of his humanity and he's obsessed with it. He wants everything you can offer, and he wants to give you everything he has too. Just as long as you let him listen to you breathe just a little longer-
Normal to want your personality to be wiped and for someone to make you a blank little husk of a doll for them to remake into whatever they want, or maybe just leave as a blank slate for them to use
One thing Charles needs to calm down with, is his constant criticism of himself. Okay, you made a mistake, think about it. Charles will ramble on about how bad he did, how it was his disappointment. To some extent, I understand why. But at the same time, he’s been told many times by Fred and indirectly Max and Carlos that he’s being too hard on himself.
I’m just going to say it, Din’s covert has Victorian levels of modesty. Worse, even. And I’m not just talking about the helmet thing. If one of those mfs sees another Mandalorian with BARE WRISTS?!?!! They just pass the fuck out. AN ANKLE!? How scandalous! A SLIVER OF NECK?!?!!? Please, have SOME dignity!!
The armorer: Did anyone see your face
Din: no, but they did see the the back of my neck
The armorer, about to go kill whomever tarnished her child’s virtue: *cocks shotgun* I see
There’s something to be said about the difference in Bruce and Dick and why they put on the mask.
Bruce believes Batman is his true self. That Batman is who he needs to be, what he needs to be to save everyone. Batman is all his dirty tricks, all his dark desires, all his deepest secrets laid out for the underground to take note of and fear. Bruce has stated on numerous occasions that Bruce Wayne needs to die in order for Batman to live.
Dick believes that Nightwing is the best parts of him. Nightwing is the cheer, the light at the end of the tunnel. Nightwing is what Dick wants to be. Nightwing is the silly quips and the cool gadgets and the parts of Dick he holds on to out of fear of what would happen if he lost them. He sees Nightwing as a hero, something he gets to be and a tool he can use to help the betterment of the world.
They both desperately need their alter egos, just to be able to stay whole, but Batman’s mask is Bruce Wayne, and Dick’s mask is Nightwing.