#send them to icecube

[pokemonshelterstories]

Hiya, Pokémon Trainer here. I've got a question about a bizarre series of events that happened a couple nights ago involving my Marill. I'd consider myself pretty knowledgeable about Pokémon, but this has left me genuinely baffled to the point where I think my Marill might have some kind of condition, and I'm a bit concerned for his health.

Ever since I caught him, he's always seemed to have horrible self-preservation skills, specifically around grass types. Most Pokémon, when trained even the slightest, will gain some sense regarding type matchups (my Noibat wouldn't go into the same room as an icecube for all the apples in the world lmao) But for some reason, Maril has always been completely, stubbornly fearless around grass types specifically, no matter how hard I try to teach him that that's a horrible idea. I didn't think much of this for a while, I just made sure to keep an eye on him while he was out and about, and ALWAYS put him back in his ball whenever grass types were around, just in case.

Recently, though, I was exploring the desert near my house. By the time I was heading home for the day, the sun had set. Of course, being alone, at night, in the desert, means Cacturne WILL be following you... I wasn't too concerned, I knew I could scare them off pretty easily, but you might be able to see where this is going. As I'm about to send something out to spook them away, Marill JUMPS out of its Pokéball, and my heart almost IMMEDIATELY sank as I saw him take about 20 rounds of bullet seed to the face. But here's the thing. He just - I don't know, absorbed them?? Somehow??? It looked like the Cacturne were just as shocked and scared as I was, because seconds later, he fired off a disarming voice, messed up one of the Cacturne pretty bad, and made them all run away screaming. I kid you not when I say he suffered NO damage, no matter how much I inspected him.

I'm basically at a loss for words for what to think of this. he seems completely fine, I took him to a Pokémon center, and they said he was entirely OK, but I'm still a little shaken up by the whole thing, got any idea what happened?

fairly simple answer to this one: your marill has a specialized ability (often called a hidden ability) known as sap sipper. he absorbs grass type energy. this is a fairly rare mutation in marill and is thought to have developed in areas where water sometimes dries up, forcing the marill to become temporarily more terrestrial.

this is why it's really important to make sure you know what ability your pokemon has! aside from having affects in battles, your pokemon's ability can cause behavioral changes. you can have your pokemon's ability analyzed at any pokemon center, and that should be one of the first things you check about a new partner.

[cheriladycl01]

Kinktober 30/10/2024 Daniel Ricciardo- Temperature Play

Plot: Hot and Cold you and Daniel want to try it all

Warnings: Kinktober, SMUT, fingering, eating out, wax play, use of ice, 18+ Minors DNI

“Daniel, I want to try something that I saw on TikTok” you tell him and he almost rolls his eyes as he pushes the dogs away.

You were always getting things from TikTok, little pranks to play on him and silly little videos you’d send him asking what unique weather you were or asking him to make a spread of what vibes he thought you have based off colour, fruit, character, season and animal.

This time however it was something NSFW that popped up. It was a girl talking about the best places she’d ever ‘done the dirty’ as she so kindly put it.

She’d done it on a beach (you had too, Mallorca 2018)

She’d done it in a car (you had too, in Daniels fancy Aston Martin.

She’d done it in loads of relatable places and you were intrigued by her whole profile so you started to go through her whole TikTok, finding all these NSFW posts.

One you saw that took you by interest was a your star sigh your kink.

You were scrolling through and saw Cancer (Daniels Sign) was a kink for Somnophilia which was very true you and Daniel had in fact slept with one another whilst the other was asleep.

Of course all done consensually and discussed if it was something you were up for and you were both more than happy to wake up to the other one doing something erotic to you.

So when you swiped and saw temperature play as the one for your star sign you could only get curious. And in typical you fashion you did loads of research into what temperature play actually consisted off.

The more you thought about it the horny you got for the idea, the thoughts of Daniel using icecubes and running them over your nipple or teasing your clit with it. Or melting hot wax over your stomach just to get a little sizzle on your skin.

“Okay yes fine … show me” he says with a little laugh as you hand him the phone. He gasps seeing the title and his eyes widen as he turns back to look at you to make sure you showed him the correct thing.

“Are you sure were on TikTok right now and not pornhub?” He jokes and you lightly slap his shoulder.

“Concentrate and watch please” you ask and he scrolls commenting of course on each driver that he knew the start sign of and whether he could see them doing it until Cancer came up.

“Oh that’s me! And we do that! That’s crazy!” He laughs before swiping to the Scorpio.

“Daddy Kink, nah Lando don’t have it in him” Daniel laughs before his next swipe is Leo.

“Temperature play…. We’ve never done this before baby” he cocks his head to the side in confusion.

“Exactly but it’s something I want to do” you point out to the ice cube and flame that were in the background of the text while Tate McRae Greedy played in the background.

“So you want to try something new… in the bedroom because some random on TikTok said you’d enjoy it because if your star sign?” He asks and you nod looking at him as if it was the most normal suggestion you’ve ever come up with.

“Yes, and I’m dead serious about this” you say.

“Alright then let’s go” he says picking you up making you squeal at the sudden movement from him. He carries you up to the bedroom laying you on the bed before disappearing on you again. He starts setting up the room quickly.

He lays a towel on the bed first.

“Get on that, the ice will melt fast on skin as hot as yours” he smirks knowing how flushed your skin goes in intimate moments.

You move onto the towel, taking off your t-shirt as Daniel lights a candle setting it on the edge of the bed, watching the wax start to slowly melt.

“Wasn’t prepared so we will use the ice and perk up those nipples hmmmm” he says starting to tear at your clothes.

“Oh fuck Danny” you cry as he pushes his fingers inside you. He takes the ice cube putting it in between his teeth and running it along your collarbone and down to your nipples. He didn’t complain once about the coldness against his teeth.

“You’ve done this before haven’t you?” You ask with a breathy moan. And he just chuckles dripping the ice cube out of his mouth so it pools down in the dip in your stomach.

“Mmmmm” you moan.

“Such a pretty baby, you want another piece something a little lower? Or I think the candles warm enough now. You want some heat now?” He asks you and all you can do it nod. He grabs the melted candle carefully blowing it out to make sure he wasn’t being dangerous with a flame around sheets.

He slowly pours some wax on you and of course it’s in the shape of a number three. You gasp as you feel the stringing sensation but with his fingers inside of you it’s enough to make your eyes roll to the back of your head.

“So people know your mine. Because you are right? You’re my good girl” he breathes as he speeds up as waits for the wax to completely dry before he goes to peel it off, where a red mark, not enough to be a burn but irritation of the skin shows a 3.

“Look at that” he smiles before scissoring his fingers deeper, your head thrown back into the brown pillow behind you.

“Oh my, fucking hell” you moan as you feel the tense coil in your stomach release making you breathe out a load of relief.

“So so so good” you moan and don’t even get a second to think before he’s shoving an ice cube in his mouth, before he’s in between your legs using the ice cube to stimulate your clit.

“F-fuck too much” you moan rocking your hips against his face making him moan into you and almost loose the cube.

“Fuck that feels so good, oh my god” you cry out. The mix of the overstim from your first orgasm and the cold sensation you’d never felt like that on your clit you were squiring all over your boyfriends face. Making him groan further.

“Let’s have a little break. Play with these beauties some more” he says taking the candle wax that isn’t as hot as it was before and it already hardening as he pours it into your nipples making you hips thrust up on there own.

“Mmmm could get moulds off these baby” he moans as he watched the wax encase your nipples.

“How did you enjoy that darling?” He asks with a smile. And all you can do is nod, pretty fucked out but you knew there was more to come.

“In a pinch I think I did a pretty good job but we’ll prepare next time we do this Yes?” He asks with a soft smile as he removes the ice and candle to the side so he doesn’t wet the towel even more.

“We’re definitely doing that again” you smile.

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[krissiedeathyart]

August 15 2022 Diamond

Blogger version

“Did she answer the phone?” Sonia asked as she turned at the red light. 

“No.” Blaze shook her head. 

Cream pouted as she stared at her phone. “Amy wouldn’t just move and not tell us right?” The teen hugged Cheese tightly to her chest.

“I doubt it.” Rouge stated with confidence. Amy Rose was 25. She moved to Mercia permanently when she turned 21. She always made an effort to call though. At least until last year. Now getting a hold of the pink hedgehog was difficult. Almost as hard as getting a hold of Shadow during his off time. “I’m sure she’ll love a surprise shopping trip.” Rouge assured Cream.

Cream gave her a soft smile and a nod. 

“Well her house looks the same!” Sonia chuckled as she parked in the driveway. The four women got out of the car and walked up a porch. The swing squeaked slightly in the breeze. Sonia knocked on the door. “Amy, it’s Sonia, Rouge, Blaze, and Cream.” She called.

The ladies smiled as they heard movement. It took a few minutes before Amy opened the door. She was wearing a white tank top and black sweatpants. There were traces of glitter all over her body. In her arms was a small toddler with white fur also with traces of glitter. They stared with bright purple eyes. “Hey guys?” Amy looked confused. “What brings you by.” She opened the door wider for them to come in.

“We wanted to take you shopping with us.” Rouge stated as she sauntered in. “But it seems you're babysitting at the moment. When will the folks be back?

Amy bit her lip as she held the child closer. “He’s mine. I adopted him.”

All four of the girls halted in the doorway.

“Amy, you adopted a kid?” Blaze asked to confirm. 

“Yes,” Amy nodded, “I’ll make tea and we can go over the specifics.” Amy closed the door.

Blaze felt the need to talk this one out. But it had been too long since they had talk. 

“Amy, you’re 25 and unmarried,” Sonia stated, “How did you get approval to adopt a toddler?”

Amy sighed as she filled a kettle. “Forgive the mess,” She placed the kettle on the stove. “Sit wherever you like.”

“Congratulations!” Cream beamed. Amy gave her a soft smile as she put the toddler in a wooden highchair with chao carved on it. 

“Everyone, this is Diamond. Diamond, this is Sonia, Rouge, Blaze, Cream, and Cheese.” Amy smiled. Diamond nodded as he gave a soft wave. Amy pulled out a teacup set for each person. “Does anyone have a preference for tea?” There was a hum as Amy nodded to everyone stating they were cool with anything. Amy scooped up tea leaves into metal infusers with a chain and different critters at the end. “Sorry I didn’t answer the phone. The landline is dead and my cell is broken.” Amy lined the cups up as the kettle whistled. She poured the cups carefully. She placed them carefully in front of each person. Cream got a chao. Cheese got a flower. Diamond got a chao. Sonia got a green flicky. Blaze got a flower. Rouge got a green emerald. Amy got a blue flicky.

“So how has everyone been?” Amy smiled as she carefully put an icecube in Diamond’s cup. 

“I’ve been well,” Cream smiled, “Mom and Mr Vector are dating and it’s going well.”

“That’s good.” Amy smiled. “Are you and Vector getting along?”

“Yep!” Cream nodded.

“That’s good.” Amy nodded. “So what about the rest of you guys?”

“Same old, same old.” Rouge shrugged, “Though Shadow is retiring from Gun. So he’ll be even harder to find once he does. The grump.”

Amy chuckled. “I’m sure he’ll make an effort to visit. On his terms though.”

“So…” Sonia tapped her fingers on the table as she looked between Amy and the child. 

“What made you decide to adopt?”

“Diamond traveled through time through the master emerald in his time. However, he’s too young to know what year he’s from. Silver looked into it and thinks he exists outside the timeline because he couldn't find him in any of our approximated years for him. The Mercian government didn’t like the idea of just putting him in the system and Gun was out of the question. So was sending him to live with his biological relatives in this time.” Amy stated matter of factly as she sipped her tea. 

“Is there something wrong with his bio family?” Blaze asked.

“According to Diamond, his sister was the guardian of the Master emerald.” Amy stated as she tucked a quill out of her face. “That means he’s related to Knuckles. And well Knuckles lives on an island with no qualifications or experience for the Merican government to just hand him a kid.”

“Plus Knuckles doesn’t like little kids currently.” Diamond spoked as he held his cup with two hands.

“Since I’m a merican citizen with the proper certs. I was brought into discuss and agreed to be his guardian.” 

“Makes sense,” Rouge nodded. The merican government didn’t trust GUN within arm's lengths. The peace negotiations was still a teeter totter between the two. “Was Knuckles informed.”

“Honestly, we weren’t planning on informing anyone unless asked. Plus, Diamond isn’t old enough to travel by plane. So no leaving Mercia.”

Diamond held up two fingers. “I get my last two shots in a few days.”

“That’s right!” Amy beamed as she held the tiny echidna’s hand. “And if you’re good, you’ll get a treat.” 

Diamond giggled. 

“So you guys are going shopping,” Amy stated more than asked, “What stores are you thinking about going to?”

“There’s Starhill Mall.” Sonia smiled. “We were thinking there. But I don’t have enough room in my car for all of us.”

Amy nodded. “I can drive Diamond in my car. We can meet you there.”

“Sounds great!” Cream beamed.

“I call riding with you!” Rouge smirked.

Amy nodded as she rinsed her and Diamond’s cup before putting them in the dishwasher. “It’ll take a few minutes for Diamond and I to get ready.”

“We can wait,” Sonia assured.

Amy nodded as she picked Diamond up from his high chair. Diamond nuzzled into the crook of her neck. Amy rubbed his back as she walked upstairs.

She opened the drawer of his dresser. “What do you want to wear for our outing today?”

“Can I wear the hat?” Diamond asked softly. 

“Sure,” Amy grabbed the cowboy hat with big buttons on it. Diamond wiggled out of Amy’s grasp to grab a pair of jeans, brown boots, and a button up flannel shirt. 

Amy chuckled. Diamond was very opinionated on his clothing choices. He also had a good sense of how to match. Amy helped the toddler change. 

Diamond skipped out of the room.

“Wait down stairs while I change.” Amy hummed as she watched him carefully walk down the stairs.

“Kay!” He called. He paused midstep, “Can I write the note letting Uncle know where we’re going?”

“Sure. Notepad is on the fridge.” Amy nodded before entering her room. 

Diamond beamed as he entered the kitchen. “I’m dressed!” He did a twirl for them before going to the fridge. He pulled an orange stool decorated with sunflowers over so he could stand on it. He pulled down a dry erase board on the fridge and grabbed the expo marker on top. 

“So,” Rouge went into snooping mode. “What is your uncle like?”

“Uncle Shadow is very nice!” Diamond beamed as he used a magnet to keep his lines straight. 

“Oh.” Rouge blinked. Shadow hadn’t mentioned visiting Amy to her. Though she wasn’t that surprised. Shadow’s crush on Amy wasn’t exactly a secret. No one ever spoke about it for fear of a chaos spear to the face. So he was over here playing house? Rouge made a note to tease the hedgehog later. 

“What kind of things do you do when Shadow visits?” Blaze probed further. 

“We garden. Shadow let’s me build him a pillow fort to nap in. Shadow says if I’m good for my next set of shots, he’ll take me to a petting zoo. You can pet sheep there!” Diamond beamed as he wrote the note. He was taking his time with those letters.

“Does Shadow sleep over often?” Cream asked as Diamond finished the note. 

“Lots when he doesn’t have work. Aunt Amy turned the guest room into his room.” Diamond hummed as he put the stool back. 

The four girls shared a knowing look. Cream tapped the rim of her glass as she watched Diamond climb into Amy’s empty chair. 

“Does he sleep in his room often?” Cream dared to ask as all the girls stared at the teen with shock. 

Diamond thought for a moment, “Not all the time. Most of the time, I find him asleep on the couch or the swing in the backyard. I don’t get the couch, but the swing is very comfy.”

Cream nodded. “That’s good. Mr. Shadow has always been good with kids. Has he cooked for you yet?”

Diamond nodded happily. “Uncle Shadow cooks lots when he visits. He said on the next Tuesday he visits, he’ll make me tacos since I haven’t had them before.”

“Ooh! I hope you like them,” Cream beamed. “They’re very yummy.”

“I’m looking forward to it!” Diamond swung his feet back and forth. 

“I’m dressed and ready!” Amy announced as she walked into her kitchen checking her bag. Wallet? Check. Keys? Check. She wore a button up white blouse with yellow flowers. Blue jeans and a pair of magenta shoes. “Did you all have a nice chat?” Amy pulled out a water bottle from the fridge and tossed it into the bag. 

“I got interrogated! But I did very well I think.” Diamond beamed at him. 

Amy chuckled as she checked the note on the fridge. She ruffled the toddler’s quills as she picked him up. “Shadow taught you what an interrogation is?” Diamond nodded as he giggled. 

Rouge sat in the passenger seat of Amy’s convertible. Diamond sat snug in his booster playing with small stuffed animals. 

“So, what did you guys ask Diamond about?” Amy mused as she tapped her fingers on the steering wheel.

“He mentioned ‘uncle’ Shadow,” Rouge made air quotes. “Given that the grump is hard to find when he’s not working at Gun, we grew curious.” 

Amy let out a bark of laughter. “Of Course. So you have a whole car ride to question me. Shoot.”

Rouge hummed as she thought of the best opener. While it was obvious Shadow had it bad for Amy. Amy was happy and loving with everyone. She got over her crush for Sonic when she turned 16. But the love obsessed hedgehog had yet to go back into the dating scene. “Shadow hasn’t been teaching the kiddo anything weird, has he?”

Amy giggled, “Not really. He keeps trying to get him a pet. We haven’t had any major fights recently.”

“So… how long has Shadow known about the kid?”

“A few days after I was notified. He was visiting.” Amy responded. 

“Hmm…” Rouge thought for a long moment. “So does he babysit when you go on dates?”

Amy gave Rouge a questioning look before turning back to the road. There was a long pause as Rouge waited for Amy to answer. 

“So…” Amy held out the Os. Rouge gave a glare. If this woman even had the gaul to change the subject. “Shadow hasn’t told you.” 

Rouge tilted her head. “One, don’t change the subject. Two, what hasn’t he told me.”

Amy chuckled. Rouge wasn’t the kind of woman to let secrets slip past her. “Shadow and I have been dating for a while now.” Amy stated before looking in the mirror at Diamond. “As for babysitters. We just take Diamond with us. Though my neighbor will take him for an hour or two if she’s in town.”

Rouge sat in shock. “That secretive…” She hissed. “Why wasn’t I told? How long?” Rouge let a long string of questions flow out.

Amy continued to laugh as she put her car into park next to Sonia’s car. “Shadow said he would tell you. When he was ready. And if you heard it from someone other than us that would be bad.” Amy got out of her car.

“But you didn’t tell me? Or hint at it!” Rouge yelled.

“What’s going on?” Blaze asked in her neutral tone. 

“Amy and Shadow are dating! And I need a how long, Missy.” Rouge stomped her foot. 

Amy continued to laugh at Rouge’s outburst. She unbuckled Diamond and juggled him as she grabbed his diaper bag and her purse. “Shadow said he wanted to tell you himself.”

“How long have you been dating?” Sonia asked. If Amy let it slip, a while had to be at least 6 months.

“Four years on Sunday.” Diamond answered as Amy pulled a stroller out of the trunk. Blaze moving in to help. “I read it on the calendar.”

“Thank you Diamond.” Cream smiled as she helped put the bags in the bottom of the stroller. “You’re very good at reading.”

“I practice lots.” Diamond beamed in pride as Amy took him from Blaze’s arms to buckle him into the stroller. 

“Four years. That’s a long time.” Sonia hummed.

“Shadow is going to hear an earful from me.” Rouge stated as she typed on her phone.

“Cool.” Amy nodded. “Let him know they won’t fix my home phone line until tomorrow please.” Amy handed Diamond a plush chicken.

Rouge nodded. “Who’s going to watch Diamond while you celebrate?”

“He’ll be with us. We’re just having dinner.” Amy stated as they began walking to the entrance. 

“Amy,” Cream shook her head. The teen rabbit leaned into Amy’s ear and whispered, “What if you and Shadow want to get sexual?”

“CREAM!” Amy flushed as she turned a bright red. “What happened to the sweet angel?” Amy muttered as she stared at the ground.

“I took health class.” Cream stated simply.

“You said your neighbor sometimes watches him. Can they babysit that night?” Rouge suggested. 

Amy shrugged, “Maria comes and goes as she pleases. Since my phones are broken, I don’t know where she is. I got a postcard from Spagonia yesterday.”

“Maria? As in Shadow’s sister?” Sonia hummed as she had met the blond before. She was an ultimate lifeform that Gerald made and uploaded all of Maria’s memories into her. She seemed to love exploring and being a tourist.

Amy nodded, “Yeah. Though she isn’t home often. I joke that her house might become a museum.” 

Sonia pulled out her phone. “I have her number. If she’s cool with it, I’ll watch Diamond at her place. I don’t mind watching him for a day or two.”

Amy frowned a bit. “I’m not so sure.” She looked at the white echidna in the stroller. Diamond looked up at Amy with big purple eyes. 

“Oh come on, it’ll only be a night or two.” Sonia smiled. “I am mature enough to watch and care for him.”

“A night or two?” Amy gasped. “Diamond has never been away from me for more than three hours at most.” 

Diamond looked at Sonia. He wasn’t sure how he felt about the magenta hedgehog yet. But being a little sneaky wouldn’t hurt. “Can I bring my blanket to the sleepover?”

“Diamond, sweetie, we haven’t agreed for you to sleep over.” Amy stated.

Diamond smiled at her, “I’ll be a big boy and well behaved.”

“You’re always well behaved.” Amy assured. 

“Let’s get along super well so Amy is comfortable with you having a sleepover.” Sonia beamed at the boy. His eyes lit up as he gave a nod. 

Shadow glared at his ringing phone. He was waist deep in paperwork and it seemed someone wanted to bug him senseless. Luckily he was sitting at his desk in his room at the apartment. At first he tried to ignore the phone, but the messages kept pouring in.

He picked up the phone and glared at the messages. Rouge… of course. It was always Rouge blowing  up his phone. “Shit.” He hissed as he read, “4 YEARS?!” in all caps. He skimmed her previous messages. She was at Rose’s place. Shadow sighed. He needed to handle this paperwork for Gun today. 

He switched his phone to silent and was about to put his phone away when a text came through. He growled as he pressed the call button.

Rouge paused as her phone rang. The girls were looking at dresses as Diamond spoke about the shiny things on the dresses. “Hello Romeo,” Rouge purred in her signature tone. “To what do I owe this pleasure?”

“No.” Came the simple response.

“No to what?” Rouge asked.

“Sonia is NOT watching the boy.” Shadow was firm. 

“Why not?” Rouge questioned as she listened to Shadow type on a keyboard.

“Diamond is a small child! A baby,” Shadow ranted. “Spending a night away from Rose, his guardian, will be too much for him. And Sonia doesn’t care for kids much. Does she know how to change a diaper? How to cook food he can eat? Does she even know basic CPR? First aid?”

“Whew…” Rouge sighed. She didn’t think the ebony hedgehog would be so overprotective of a tiny child. But she wasn’t too surprised. “Shadow, it will only be one night. Maybe two.”

“I can watch him if you’re wanting to take Rose for a girls weekend,” Shadow stated.

“One. You know how to change a diaper? And two, it’s so you two, who have been dating for four years without telling anyone, can celebrate your anniversary,” Rouge shot back. 

“One. yes I do. I also know CPR and first aid. And two, Diamond can stay with us.”

“Shadow…” Rouge rubbed her temple. 

“Let me tell him please?” Cream held out her hand with the sweet smile of an angel. Rouge smiled as she handed her the cellphone. “Hi Mr. Shadow,” Cream greeted with a voice dripping in sweet sugar. “It’s Cream.” She took a couple of steps away from the group as she spoke softly into the phone. “Look, it’s your four year anniversary right?” 

There was a pause. 

“Correct. I’m glad we agree on that point.” Cream nodded at whatever Shadow said on the other end. “Now, you two will be on high due to celebrating four years together. Sure Diamond can have dinner with you, but what about after dinner? At bedtime. If you and Amy have sex, what if Diamond wakes up and hears? He’s a toddler. He’ll have questions. Even more so if he explores and catches you two in the act. One trauma. Two, neither of you want to answer those questions. So you should let Diamond have a sleepover. If you don’t trust Sonia. I’ll babysit him. I’m great with people.” Cream bit her lip to hold back her laugh. “I went to health class.” The rabbit handed Rouge the phone.

“How was your chat?” Rouge mused.

“What happened to the sweet little angel…” Shadow sputtered. 

“Health class. Puberty.” Rouge listed. “You know the usual growing up stuff.”

“I am not a fan of her bringing up anything to do with reproductive processes.” 

Rouge chuckled as she glanced at the jewelry. “Just think about it while you finish your paperwork.”

Shadow sighed in defeat. A rarity for him. “I’ll discuss it with Rose later.” 

Rouge put her phone away at the click. Shadow needed to learn how to say goodbye. Rouge found Diamond staring at the earring stands. “See something you like?

Diamond nodded as he pointed at the pink rose studs. “I really like those.” 

Rouge nodded as she took him out of the stroller to get a closer look. “What do you like about them?”

Diamond smiled in a way normally seen on old people reminiscing about the past. “Alexander had a pair of hearing aids that looked very similar.” 

Rouge hummed. “What was Alexander?”

“Alexander was a friend. He used to watch me lots. He was super nice. He had a big brother named Charles. He also watched me lots. They taught me some Sign Language. My letters. Lots of stuff. They were very nice.” Diamond glanced down at his hands. “I miss them.”

Rouge nodded as she picked up the studs. “I’ll get these for you then to have something to remember them with.” 

“Really?” Diamond beamed. “Thank you!” He wrapped his arms around Rouge’s neck. 

“What are you two talking about over here?” Amy came over after showing Sonia a cute bracelet.

“I’m going to get these for Diamond.” Rouge showed her the rose stud earrings. “They remind him of a friend, Alexander.” 

Amy nodded. “They’re very nice. But Diamond, these are earrings. And you don’t have ears to pierce.” Amy explained. “I guess we can pin them to one of your bags.”

Diamond nodded, “Can I put them on the plush hedgehog Uncle Shadow gave me?”

Amy smiled, “Sure. So long as you’re careful not to stick yourself with them.” 

“Thank you!” Diamond beamed.

Rouge smiled as she handed the kid to Amy. “Aren’t you two a cute little family.” 

“Thanks,” Amy chuckled. “Is there anything else you want to get, Diamond?”

Diamond hummed as he thought. “Glitter! We need more for Uncle Shadow’s card.” 

“Card?” Rouge mused.

“For Shadow’s retirement.” Amy answered. 

“Ah…” Rouge smiled as she picked a piece of sparkle art herpes out of Amy’s quills. “Explains all the glitter.”

Amy gave a nervous laugh. “Yeah.” 

The shopping trip had gone nicely. Sonia and Rouge were the queens of shopping as they had several bags. Amy had bought mainly craft supplies and things for Diamond. The girls did get Amy a few new outfits. It helped that Diamond’s cute face was able to help convince Amy to buy an outfit or two for herself.

The group helped carry the bags into the house as Amy carried Diamond. Amy paused in the doorway and bent down to move a pair of Jet shoes over to the side so no one would trip over them.

“Uncle Shadow is home!” Diamond squealed in delight. Amy chuckled as she let go of the boy. Diamond ran into a room that the girls presumed was Shadow’s. They heard happy giggles as Diamond talked his ear off. 

Amy put the diaper bag beside the couch. “You guys want anything for lunch?” She began to help put the bags on the coffee table. “I can make something.” 

“Sounds great. But let’s put up the bags first.” Blaze stated. 

They pulled out the items one by one and put them away. 

“Oh these are cute.” Cream smiled at the rose stud earrings. “They fit your name perfectly. Though they’re a similar pink to your fur so they won’t be noticeable.”

“I bought those for Diamond. They reminded him of his friend, Alexander.” Rouge stated. 

“Whose Alexander?” Sonia asked Amy. 

Amy gave a soft smile. “ A friend from his original timeline.”

They grew quiet at that. “Must be lonely,” Cream muttered.

“We’ll make do and do the best we can.” Amy stated after a big breath. “Diamond, can you come and put your things away please?”

“Yes!” Diamond exited the room with Shadow. Diamond turned into his room and pulled out a basket with a big plush red animal hedgehog in it. He carefully walked down the steps. Shadow following behind him in silence. 

“Why don’t you carry the tiny tot down the stairs?” Rouge stared at her coworker. 

Shadow looked up at the white bat before turning to Diamond. “He doesn’t like it.”

“No carrying me on stairs!” Diamond stated. “Flat surfaces only!”

“Is that a rule?” Blaze asked, an amused grin on her face.

Diamond nodded. “It’s so important, they made a sign for it.” 

Blaze chuckled as she looked for a sign. “Where is this sign?”

“Aunt Amy doesn’t need one. Charles and Alexander needed it because Uncle Sonic is bad at following rules.” Diamond walked over to the couch. 

“You have an Uncle Sonic?” Sonia tilted her head.

“Back where I’m from originally, yes. He was very silly.” Diamond carefully took the studs and put them in the ears of the plush hedgehog. He took a step back to check that the earrings were symmetrical. He gave a nod of approval. Proud of himself, he spun on his toes to look at Amy. 

Amy patted him on the head as she handed him the clothes they bought for him that day. Diamond carefully put them in the basket and placed his plush hedgehog on top. 

“Your toy looks very cute.” Cream complimented. “Does it have a name?”

Diamond beamed. “His name is Alexander! I named him after my friend since they’re both red hedgehogs. I’ve got one for Charles too.”

Cream smiled, “That sounds lovely. If you don’t mind, when you’re down putting everything away, can you show them to me?”

“I’d love to!” Diamond jumped with joy. He turned to Amy, “Do I get to put up the craft supplies?” 

Amy chuckled as she shook her head. “You, mister, have made a big enough mess with the glitter today.”

Diamond nodded as he grabbed the basket.

“Glitter?” Shadow mused as he followed him.

“It was everywhere.” Diamond giggled, waving an arm out for emphasis. Shadow nodded.

Shadow opened the dresser drawers for the small echidna. “It seems you get along well with Rose’s friends.” Shadow stated as he sat on the twin bed in the room beside the basket. 

Diamond put the plush red hedgehog in Shadow’s arms. He carefully grabbed the first outfit to put in a drawer. “Yep. Ms. Sonia wants to babysit me so you and Aunt Amy can have some alone time for your anniversary.”

“That’s not necessary.” Shadow shot out too fast for his liking. “You can celebrate with us.” 

Diamond giggled as he grabbed the next set of clothes. “You won’t be able to be romantic with me around.” 

Shadow rolled his eyes. “I don’t mind. And neither does Rose. We like having you around. Plus Sonia wants to keep you overnight. You’re too young for that.” 

Diamond smiled at Shadow as he patted the head of the plush. “I’m big enough for a sleepover, Uncle Shadow. I am very close to being fully potty trained. I had no accidents today!”

“That’s good.” Shadow smiled. 

Diamond got on the bed and put a black plush in his lap. He had the black one boop the red one’s nose. “I’ll be okay.” 

“I know that.” Shadow responded.

“And yet me being baby sat for one night is?” Diamond left the question on the air.

Shadow glared at the child sharply. “You’re lucky you’re…”

“Small? Cute?” Diamond smiled as he tilted his head. 

Shadow smirked as he scooped the albino Echidna into his lap. He hugged the child tightly. “You’ve got a smart mouth like Rouge.” 

Diamond giggled. “It was nice meeting her in this timeline.” 

“I’m glad.” Shadow propped his chin on the top of Diamond’s head. “The overnight trip is still a no.” 

Diamond booped Shadow with the black plush hedgehog. “But what if you want to do the ritual dance?”

Shadow pulled back to look the child in the eye. “What ritual dance?”

“The ritual dance.” Diamond stated. “It’s similar to the dance that chao do when they make eggs. But only adult couples can do it.”

“Who told you this?” Shadow frowned.

“Daddy.” Diamond smiled, “I asked once and Omega uses words that are too big.”

Shadow rolled his eyes. 

“Am I not big enough for a little siblings?” Diamond pouted.

Shadow sputtered as he struggled to get air into his lungs. Diamond patted Shadow’s back in a vain attempt to comfort him. “How about a pet?” Shadow offered. “A chao? A cat? A dog? A goat? Maybe a bird? What kind of pet do you want?” 

Diamond frowned. He didn’t get how he was too small for a younger sibling but big enough for a pet. Shadow’s flushed face was a sign for the albino echidna to drop it. “I’ll talk about it with Aunt Amy.” Diamond stated. “But first,” he held up the black plush hedgehog. 

Shadow nodded as he let go of the small echidna. “Fine, go show everyone your toy collection.” 

Diamond giggled as he skipped out of the room.

Shadow rubbed his temples as he watched the child disappear into the hallway. Why was every child he spoke to today trying to talk to him about reproduction today? It was tiring. Shadow laid across the small twin, he needed a nap. Rose or Diamond would wake him for dinner.

“This is Charles,” Diamond beamed as he held a plush hedgehog with black fur over his head. 

“He’s very cute!” Cream smiled at Diamond. 

“Thank you,” Diamond attempted to change his voice as he made the plush wave with one of its nubby arms.

“Diamond, I’m about to make lunch. Is there anything you want?” Amy poked her head out of the kitchen. 

Diamond rocked on his heels as he thought about it. “I’m good with anything you cook, Auntie Amy.”

Amy nodded. “You can go play until I call you then.” 

“Kay!” Diamond bounced happily. “Miss Cream, would you like to see my other dolls?”

“I’d love to.” Cream followed the boy upstairs.

“He’s a very well behaved kid.” Blaze stated. “But should we be concerned that he met Sonic in his timeline?” 

“Diamond understands that he time traveled. We had him talk to Silver about the dos and don’ts of time travel.” Amy assured him.

“But will it happen if he runs into his parents?”  Sonia stated. “It will be devastating if he reaches out to them and they have no clue he’s theirs.”

“We talked to him about that and he understands.” Amy stated confidently.

“Wait… Earlier he said his sister was the guardian of the Master Emerald,” Blaze pondered. “That means he’s Knuckles’ kid if Sonic was still alive for him to meet.” 

“Correct.” Amy smirked. “And who does Knuckles date?” The pink hedgehog waved her hand in the air at the white bat in her kitchen.

“Wait… that kid is related to me?” Rouge yelled after a blink.

Amy burst into laughter. “His name is Diamond. After the gem.”

“Nice to know you have a naming convention.” Sonia giggled. “But does Diamond know that Rouge is his bio mom? How is he going to feel when he finds out?” 

“I already know,” Diamond popped up in the kitchen doorway. “I traveled to this time, so yeah, she’s the same person. But she also isn’t because lots of events haven’t happened or won’t happen the way they did in my original timeline.” He gave a soft smile. “Oh, Uncle Shadow is asleep in my bed, so can we keep the screaming down?”

“Now I want pics of that.” Rouge pulled out her phone.

“I already took and sent them to you.” Cream smiled as she leaned forward to be seen. She ruffled Diamond’s quills. “Is there anything you can tell us about your timeline?” 

“Spoiling the good stuff is no fun. And warning about the bad is a downer.” The child pondered.

“That is fair.” Blaze complimented. “But if it’s something really bad, a warning would be helpful to avoid it.”

“That makes sense.” Diamond thought as he put his chin in his hand. He shifted between his feet. He looked at the girls then turned, “I’ll be right back.” He dashed up to his room. 

“He’s lively.” Cream smiled as she went to help Amy cook.

“All kids should be lively.” Amy smiled. 

“Has he told you anything regarding his timeline?” Blaze asked.

“Not much. Shadow and I died before he was born. He had a sister. He was babysat a lot by Charles and Alexander. They seem to be his favorite people.”

“Are Charles and Alexander in his timeline?” Sonia pondered. “What if he wants to go live with them if he finds them?” 

Amy shook her head, looking sad. “They’re not born. And with the changes that have been made to this timeline, they might not be born.” 

“That’s sad,” Rouge shifted on her feet. The kid seemed to love them so much. Amy even said they were his favorite people. “Why not check up on their parents? A bit of match making wouldn’t hurt right?” 

Amy sputtered as her face flushed. “N-no. Rouge, we shouldn’t meddle like that.” 

“I like Rouge’s idea,” Sonia smiled. 

[themadzarka]

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Ssssooooooo... I was speeding through my asks and answering them in mass (lots of them are in queue), and one of them was a silly drawing of an icecube creature. I... accidentally deleted it after making the reaction you can see up here.

If you're that unlucky asker, please send back your goofy picture and we'll gladly hang it in our office.

[keepitupcube]

Introduction ✧

Heya, the name’s Cube (but you can also call me Friend if you wanna), and welcome to my blog of utter nonsense!

Quick disclaimer: beyond this point you’ll find a bunch of nonsense and art related to random fandoms burried among all the reblogs. Seriously, nothing here is going to be completely comprehensible it is utter multifandom madness.

Also, if I follow you or like a post or send an ask, due to how Tumblr works it’ll always be under the user @askdon-chan. It’s still me though!

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More about me!!!

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Cube’s main hyperfixation right now is...

So. Many. Things. Right now, it’s Forsaken and, in extension, Friday the 13th (don’t shank me I am well aware that Jason did not originate from Forsaken </3)! Jason Voorhees my beloved /p

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⏻ ’Til next time, everyone!

[kawaii-butt-crust-core]

Random HB headcanons / thoughts I guess

(tw for some sexual mentions and cursing )

Mammon fucking HATES jingle bell rock

Asmodeus sending fizz "send this to someone you love!" Type of videos and fizz sends shit like this

Just the thought that asmodeus ( the embodiment of lust ) believes love is not love without consent is honestly a great detail

Also thinking about how fizzarolli has eyebags

Millie can use a bow and arrowwwww

I think the human versions of blitzø and his family are indigenous, idk the nose and the skin tone, it might be a long shot but I like the idea yk

Also love seeing indigenous characters

Stolas loving outer space that's canon right

Imagine him as a kid just reading a shit ton of books about space and in any occurrence it's brought up now you know how the universe is going to end

Blitzø: I just need space-

Stolas: SPACE???????

I think after Octavia gets out of her super angsty teenager phase ( do not come after me I know it's more than an angsty "mom leave me alone I wanna be famous" thing, I'm kidding ) she would really like indie music

Like indie rock if that makes any sense

" with ♥️ from Ozzie " ON EVERYTHING OZ GIVES FIZZ URGAJF

I'm sorry but there neeeeeddsss to be more Millie appreciation

I kinda wish there was an episode that centers around her yk ?

Do you think imps nipples are white too like scars and freckles or am I weird

Ozzie posting on everything " YES THE RUMORS ARE TRUE THIS IS MY FUCKING SOULMATE" because for some reason there was a lot of controversy and debate if it was real or not

Then next to it it's a picture of him and fizz

People were PISSED

I thought mamom was played by bluey's dad bandit if I'm being completely honest I'm so sorry

Millie is spider man moxxie is hello kitty

Stella likes soup. What is she eating now? Oh some fucking soup. What's wrong with her icecub- SHE FROZE THE SOUP TO MAKE ICE CUBES-

Loona has a very bad picking at her skin habit, not really with her face but with her legs and arms ( human form obviously )

I LOVE HOW MUCH BLITZØ LOVES LOONA IM SORRYYYY

Fizz posting " FUCK ALL OF YOU" on all of his socials , deleting everything ( especially the sexually explicit things )

I think being a part of the circus is equivalent to trailer trash in hell

I mean look at em

I love it

Human form Ozzie would have THE MOST luscious hair ever

This image just says so much about them as a pair it kills me

The way the animators just go above and beyond is just amazing to me

How did fizzarolli get the 2 minutes notice thing planned so quickly...........

" IM A KLOWN BITCH🤪 IM A KLOWN BITCH🤪🤞🏼"

Fizz over sharing as a teenager ( not projecting )

THAT ONE SCENW QITH STOLAS MOVING STELLAS HAND LITERALLY MADE MY FUCKING JAW DROP HOLY SHIT

HES LITERALLY TAKING BACK HIS LIFE

fizz really thought in "oops!" That he wasn't gonna make it out of the fire again

Like bro just put his knees to his chest and CRIED

IDK RHATS SK SAD TO MEEEE

Speaking of fizz how did that mark in the next episode get there? What was that? Idk if it was maybe a bruise from.. something.. I don't wanna say it was from mamon because that would defeat the purpose of his character being EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE and that emotional abuse is still abuse, but idk some people said it might be because of him?

Can you tell I'm obsessed with fizzarolli

The sexual harassment rep.... People who have experienced sh usually think "it's not as bad as *other s3xual trauma* so I'm just being dramatic" ( I say this from experience ) but it ABSOLUTELY IS AND SHOULD BE RECOGNIZED. It's still something you're not comfortable with. Fizz brushing it off as "oh well they're just fans who express their love differently!" Should not have been taught to him.

I'm not slightly projecting again. Nuh uh

Ozzie can play saxophone. He just gives me the vibe.

MILLIE CANNOTTTT KEEP A PLANT ALIVE FOR SHIT BRO

MOXXIE?? UH MAYBE A MONTH. 2 MAX. MILLIE? ITS DEAD WITHIN A DAY.

Loona: I AM NOT PUTTING THAT ON

blitzø: JUST ONE FUCKING FAMILY PICTURE LOONA-

Beezlebubs design just screams if kesha. Even if they didn't mean to.

Millie getting stuck in trees as a kid and being too scared to get down

Was Barbies real name barbie or is that a nickname? Or was it for the sake of the circus ( like blitzøs name being .. well blitzø )

Millie name is short for Amelia maybe? People used to call her Lia but she hated it so much she started writing her nickname Millie on everything.

People saying they hated / thought the stolas human design could've been better can go FUCK themselves HONESTLY

Blitzø and fizzs as teenagers going to their town center and being like "?????? Why is everything so FANCY it's AMAZING"

Octavia can't handle spicy things for SHIT

Look at their British asses

They cough at smelling PEPPER

Stolas just randomly texting Octavia "you're so beautiful darling! Have a nice day <3 -your dad" or "don't forget to eat! -your dad" ( he texts like that IDC )

FUCK STELLA ME AND MY HOES HATE THAT BITCH

Octavia writes poetry! It's actually really good

Okay so I have this headcanon that in the HELLUVA BOSS universe that songs like contoursionist, toxic ( by ashnikko ), tunnel vision and agorah hills, NYMPHOLOGY, and he has this "one last show" thing where he preforms these songs and HE IS SCREAMING SOME OF HIS OWN SONGS

But that would also defeat his character development so I'll just imagine him singing this songs in the car or smth

Mamon having to do some toxic gossip train shit

I WANMA SAY OZZIE HAS TWO OLDER SISTERS BUT IDK IF THAT WOULD WORKKKKK

Millie kills the spider.

I think that may be all okay byeeee

[vomitingstars]

Our Love is Out of This World pt. 2

Alien!Alan Orion x Reader

With all her remaining energy, she charges towards the creature with a determined battle cry. The creature grins even wider as it runs backwards. Yep, this thing is actually playing with her. Like a cat lightly batting a mouse with its paws before sinking its claws into the poor thing. In her moment of reflection, she tripped over the same tree root from before. Sending her flying right into the alien’s lean and surprisingly toned arms. She gasped at the realization that she had been caught. She had successfully been hunted, and now she’s being held by an alien. 

“What do you want?” She asked, panting into the green man’s chest. Her mind and heart raced with a cocktail of emotions. Fear, curiosity, and a need for survival. “I’ll give you anything you ask. Just don’t dissect me. You want cows? Brains? I’ll bring you as many as you want.” She offered, keeping her head down and avoiding eye contact. So much for going down clawing and fighting, huh? No. She’ll fight in her own way. No matter what, she will live and she will live well. 

The alien took her chin in his hand and lifted it up gently to gain her full attention. She was forced to take in all of his face. Every detail. Every texture. So odd and yet so familiar. His skin almost seems to glisten and glitter in the moonlight. His face no longer grinned at her, instead, he gave a soft smile and then brought their lips together in a sweet kiss. It only lasted a few seconds before he pulled back to gaze into her eyes once more. 

She took a moment to collect herself. Blinking away the disbelief. “You just wanted a ki-” The alien took this opportunity to shove a long probing finger down her throat while her mouth was open. His other hand held the back of her head firmly to keep her still despite her squirming. His skin was so cold. Almost freezing. It was almost like swallowing ice, only the icecube wouldn’t go all the way down her esophagus. His finger thrusted in and out clinically as if searching for something. 

He pulled the icy digit out of her throat slowly and carefully. “I can now speak your language.” He held up his finger and showed off the glowing tip proudly. You stared at him silently in terror and confusion. She looked at his face. Then back to his finger. Then back to his face with furrowed brows and replied. “I want to go home.” This is too much. Being hunted, or reverse hunted was exhilarating and terrifying. But kissing aliens and getting throat fingered in one night is a lot more than she was mentally prepared for.

“I’ll take you home. Yer cold. Humans shouldn’t be cold. Let’s get you warmed up.” The alien spoke in a soft voice as if he was trying to soothe her. In the midst of all the excitement, she hadn’t noticed how cold it had gotten. She really should get inside quickly. And so she nods and thanks him. This action seems to please the star beast greatly, prompting him to pick her up and carry her princess style right back to the location of which they started. The alien tossed down a little disk that transformed into a large circle that he stepped on. 

She yelped at the blindingly bright light that enveloped the two of them. Before she could comment, it was over. They were no longer in the cold dark woods but instead in a warm bright and sterile looking environment. Everything looked so eerily clean and clinical. Like a doctor's office in a way. It made her feel uneasy. “I thought you said you were taking me home? You’re not going to dissect me are you?” He carried her over to a tall glass tube. One large enough to place her in completely.

“No dissection. I just want to give you a check up.” He placed her inside while whispering  and cooing encouragement at her. With a couple beeps and boops the glass tube released her in a cloud of cleansing steam. He quickly grabbed her and placed her back into a princess hold. 

“You said I was going home.” Her patience was wearing thin. It’s probably two o’clock in the morning by now. This has got to be a dream or a sleep deprived hallucination. Maybe she just ate too much nutmeg again.

“We are home. It is my home away from home. Your home.” The star beast smiles at her with a strange expression. It was as if he were trying to look friendlier. To really sell the idea of her moving into this weird spacecraft on a whim. She shakes her head in disbelief with furrowed brows. 

“No. I need you to take me home. Now.” She spoke slowly yet sternly. “I am not staying here. You can go ahead, abduct whoever you want and go on about your business. I don’t even know your name?” She threw her hands up in frustration. Begging for this confusing dream to finally be over. Her bed is calling and it's time to pick up and get the hell out of dodge. 

The green man introduced himself as a strange chirping noise. “But you can call me whatever you’d like.” He pressed a few green squares on a touchpad and the environment suddenly changed. This room looked a bit messier. As if someone lived here and possibly spent a lot of time away from home. A whooshing sound was heard and the sliding door behind him was sealed shut. 

“I… I guess I’ll call you, Alan? I don’t know. You kind of look like a Gleep Glarp, but we’ll stick with Alan for now.” She chuckled, trying to find humor in the situation. Naming an alien doesn’t mean you have to keep it, right? Alan looked a bit giddy to receive a name from his prey. And even more so, to hear her laugh. 

“And I will call you, Doe-Eyes.” Moving items here and there, Alan began zapping random items away with a small laser as if he were trying to tidy up quickly for his guest. He came closer, and she looked up at his smiling face. Green lips stretched in a lovesick grin. He reaches out to cradle her face and whispers dreamily. 

‘Doe-eyes?’, she thought. What a random name. Did this have something to do with the deer from earlier? “Look, Alan, you seem like a sweet… Alien guy. But I have to ask, why Doe-eyes?” Her mind wandered to awful experiments. Wondering if Alan had been abducting deer recently. Or possibly experimenting on them. Did aliens eat deer? Perhaps that’s what she distracted him from doing earlier tonight, and this is her punishment. 

“Yer eyes. Ya open them so wide when ya feel such strong emotions. Ya remind me of a deer. I like deer. Such gentle creatures.” He trailed off, thinking of the deer he had collected the day prior. Alan pointed towards a floating menagerie with two tiny deer in a lush green setting. It appears Alan had shrunken them down and built a tiny forest just for the two docile creatures to reside in. 

Ignoring the tiny deer and the nightmare logistics of such, she cleared her throat and decided to introduce herself properly. “My name is Honey. I would like to go home. To my home. Unharmed. Please.” This is the last time she’s going to ask. Alan doesn’t seem like a bad guy at all but, who knows what he’s capable of.

Alan’s smile softens. “Honey is the substance yer Earth bees make. From what I understand, it’s got a sweet, deep and rich flavor.” He lets out a sound akin to a purr and chirp. “I’ll take you home” Honey’s eyes widened in surprise. She couldn’t believe it. Asking nicely actually worked? Maybe the best solution really is the easiest. Alan pulled out a small disk and tossed it onto the ground. “Hop on.” Alan said as he offered his hand. She cautiously stepped onto the expanded disk and when she blinked they were right outside her house.

“Wha- Of course. Alien tech. Just roll with it.” No need to question it. Home at last, she turns to face Alan and thanks him for the ride. He does an awkward little princess wave as he bids her farewell and then materializes into thin air. Honey raised her eyebrows with squinted eyes, set in confusion and mental exhaustion. Dragging her tired body inside and placing a pink bonnet onto her head before flopping facedown in bed.

[boreal-sea]

"We can just send robots to the poles to make new ice! This is a reasonable solution!"

No it's not.

Can we send boats to the poles to make more ice? Yes.

But tell me, tell me: why are they melting in the first place?

Because the ice caps do not, on their own, keep Earth cool. They help, because of albedo (which is not a word I think anyone on the post I'm vagueing about even knows). And personally, if you don't actually know why and how the ice caps help keep Earth cool and why them melting is bad, if you don't understand positive feedback cycles... then stop talking about ice robots.

Because making more ice using solar-powered robot boats isn't like... harmful, theoretically. But it's not fixing the problem.

Example:

Imagine you have a bathtub. You want to keep the water in the bathtub cool. In the past this was easy to do because the thermostat in the house was set to a cool-warm cycle and it maintained itself just fine. Part of the bathtub was permanently frozen, and some ice froze and melted regularly throughout the year. You didn't have to do anything! Life was great.

Now imagine someone has gone down to the basement and cranked the house's heat onto high. The ice in the bathtub has started to melt, and even when the house goes through its cool cycle, not all of the ice comes back. Over and over, more and more ice is melting.

Can you run downstairs, go to the fridge, grab a cup of icecubes, run upstairs, and pour them into the tub? Yeah, sure. You could do that. Meanwhile, the average temperature in the house is getting warmer and warmer, so each trip you need to grab more ice, until you're carrying two buckets at a time. And you can keep doing that until your legs get tired and you can't possibly go on. But eventually, you're going to hit a point where you can't carry enough ice on each trip to keep the tub cool - all the ice melts in between your trips up and down the stairs. You spent all that time and all that effort on an activity that did not fix the actual problem, which is the fact that someone turned up the thermostat.

That is what "let's send ice robots to the poles!" will do. It will, temporarily, help maintain ice levels near the poles. But it will not remove greenhouse gases from the atmosphere. It will not stop countries from emitting more greenhouse gasses. It will not remove subsidies from the oil and gas industry worldwide. It'll probably make someone like Elon Musk a shit ton of money, and it'll make you ~feel good~.

But it won't fix the problem, which is global warming due to human-driven emissions of greenhouse gasses.

[this-is-krikkit]

For the ask:

3²+2

24/3+6

18⁰+17

This is cause you called me a math nerd grrrrrr

(Or maybe because I'm just tired and icecubed and made myself a too strong drinkkkk)

😘

ahskfdmfgkdmsj thank you for the ask but also pls go see if it's raining?? i hate you ughhh!! (i'm sorry about the 🧊 hope you're better today love you 🫂)

send me more writer asks

11. do you have specific playlists for writing fics?

do i strike you as the kind of organized person who would do that, nube? really?? HONESTLY???? well, get shooketh, bc i do! i mean.. i have some vibes playlists for like angst, fluff and smut, but i only use em if i need to fix a part of a fic that doesn't feel right. usually, i link a fic to a song or two (whether i wanted to bc of lyrics or it just accidentally happens) and then i listen to that song endlessly until i'm done writing the fic and i can't stand it anymore x)

14. if you could see one of your fics adapted into a visual medium, such as comic or film, which fanfic would you pick?

oooh that's a great one. hmmm.. i guess i'd pick right as rain since it's so different from canon and one i clearly envision in my mind bc it's so long, or maybe no shortage of nutcases because it's hilarious imo and i would looove to see a snk x bsd x bd x yoi AU art/anime, like how fucked up would that look?? hehe

18. what’s one of your favorite lines you’ve written in a fic?

i'm gonna pick 4 (i got carried away, let me bask in the sudden self-appreciation ok!!!) and they're all smut-ish. who's surprised? not me. and not you, either, you know my mind lives in that gutter ugh

🔞 under the cut

i'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies (bsd, soukoku)

He has half a mind to break the kiss, if only to remind Dazai he’s never going to be able to last long enough to make them both finish this way, not when he eats about three meals a week and doesn’t look like he’s properly exercised in years. But the wet heat of Dazai’s mouth mixing with the breathy whines he feeds him without restraint, the perfect fit of Chuuya’s hands over his shoulders and of his locked ankles over the small of his back are too good, too perfect to be worth such a low blow.

get off with you, chapter 4 (yoi, victuuri)

Yuuri’s free hand comes up to cradle Victor’s face, gentle caresses against blushing skin even as his tongue slides between Victor’s fingers and his pelvis rolls in excruciatingly lovely circles under Victor’s, that perfect mix of raw desire and infinite tenderness that makes up Katsuki Yuuri’s unique, irresistible brand of beauty.

we built this town on shaky grounds (snk, levihan)

Levi doesn't think he's ever going to get enough of this; of them like this. Of the strong, overpowering stream of desire he can feel leaking so easily from every pore on their skin and entering his body, heart and soul through their hungry exploring hands, through the hips that eagerly respond to his own deliberate thrusts, through the tightening grip the most intimate parts of them have on him that's making it so fucking difficult not to plunge into the abyss of his own pleasure before he's managed to bring them there with him too.

scars (snk, levihan)

His fingertips relentlessly follow the trail of these dozens of secrets mapped out on their skin, some he's intimate with as he witnessed the event that tattooed them into their flesh, some he longs to uncover. All the while, Hange arches every muscle they can to increase the contact with his hand, and they either snicker knowingly whenever he traces a defect they know he's familiar with, or hum like they can feel his impatience and are silently promising they'll fill him in later about the ones that are still a mystery to him.

[a-rumbly-in-my-tumbly]

Also adding that the allergy thing can be really misogynist, too-- I have a friend with a life-threatening milk allergy, and the amount of times she would get especially drink orders that just had the whipped cream or whatever scraped off or reassurances that it's SKIM MILK because the assumption was that a woman would say that she was allergic to things like milk or peanuts because they have FAT in them and not because of an actual allergy? It was a lot. And so many servers would get irritated/pissed when she would see those specks of cream on the icecubes and go no, SERIOUSLY, I CANNOT drink this and send it back.

You shouldn't have to pay top dollar at a fancy restaurant/for premium transportation to be given the VERY minor social grace that you just believe a customer when they tell you about allergies, when they have medication they need to take.

I mean yeah, odds say that you'll probably have to be ready for Rare Scenarios but as a public venue shouldn't you be doing that anyway?

Things that should be normalized:

Taking meds in public

Going out to eat by yourself

Not having your drivers license

Asking about allergies when eating out

Things that should NOT be normalized:

Watching loud videos in public without earbuds istg stop it its so annoying I don't want to hear some Minecraft dude screaming while I'm trying to eat my pancakes in peace

[werspinna]

MERCY :  for both muses to come across an injured animal.

A comprehensive list of scenarios !

This version of New York was made of high buildings rising like needles out of a sea that Miguel had noted, had probably risen and swallowed the city already decades ago. The skyscrapers covered in dark glass that looked like obsidian- solarpanels, Miguel had noted and Wolf had figured the usage of it out herself- had been build on the drowned foundations of the fomer New York and where Wolf knew would have been streets were now nothing but deep, dark waves against a bright blue, cloudless sky above that made this version of New York hotter than Pisas streets on a summer afternoon. In this world of lost streets-abadoned with everything the people of New York had owned when the water came-, bright sunlight and an eager, hungry ocean fell the thief that was Hydro-Man like a bee into the clover.

They had only been in this world for minutes, but in the stark sunlight Wolf felt lik she had been fighting for hours and the gambeson and tunic beneath her hauberk was drenched until she felt as if she was hurling around twice her weight.

That was when Wolf finally managed to throw a icebomb at Hydroman, the ice promptly closing around him to keep him in place but alread starting to melt in the stark sunlight, she did not managed to move out of the way of the last wave Hydro-man had send her way. The wave crushed against her like a masssive concrete wall. Wolf did not even had time to scream when she was thrown through the air and into one of the high buildings.

A wall of solarpanels broke in her back and Wolfs unhappy flight ended after leading through a few appartmentwalls in the corridor of one of the buildings with her sitting on rubble, her arms wrapped around a boundle of cloth that she had grasped to hold to, and her rips feeling like made of glasssplinters. All she felt was pain. All she felt was pain and her broken bones. All she felt was pain and her broken bones and those fractured bonesplinters slowly already statring tomobe and close heal back together . For a few seconds she just sat there on the rubble moveless, all eigth eyes as big as plates and her breathing shallow and hasty. Her breaths were hasty, painful, agonizing, yet the by her beeing thrown through walls shattered rips and spine already started to move back into their proper places and grow back together. A few more moments and she would be able to move again, painfully move, but still move and in a few hours she would be as good as new. It was only when Miguel ran over to her through the holes she had left in the appartmentwalls and the boundle of cloth in her arms started to move and mewl; that she lifted her head. One of Wolfs eyes promptly turned to Miguel like a carnivores eye after the movement of a prey, and another eye turned to the boundle in her arms from which three small, furred faces started to peek out.

"Oh! Kätzchen! Look at that! Hello, little Kittens, hello,yes you are nice, are you, very nice-" Laughing so loudly -trembling, still trembling, still painful- her voice seemed to echo against the inside of her helmet. The young woman started to coo happily. Leaning forward Wolf carefully inspected the small, unwilling passangers of her accidental flight through the air and checked them for injuries. One of her eight eyes was still turned to Miguel attentive while another kept track of Hydro-man in the already starting to melt icecube, yet the other six were carefully focused on the mewling litter. It was cool and dark inside the building, a stark contrast against the blazing sun and heat outside. If there were citizen living in this part of the building, then they had fled when Wolf had been thrown through the outside wall, so the only noise beside the soft rushing of waves outside were the sweet little mewls of the kittens and Wolf enchanted purring: "Yes, yes, you are the nicest, of course, little kittens. You are so nice, indeed, the nicest little kittens ever, just let me look if you are alright and your little paws are fine okay, yes, you are so nice-" [ @iobartach ]

[nullarysources]

A New Map of the Universe, Painted With Cosmic Neutrinos

Thomas Lewton for Quanta Magazine:

Of the 100 trillion neutrinos that pass through you every second, most come from the sun or Earth's atmosphere. But a smattering of the particles — those moving much faster than the rest — traveled here from powerful sources farther away. For decades, astrophysicists have sought the origin of these "cosmic" neutrinos. Now, the IceCube Neutrino Observatory has finally collected enough of them to reveal telltale patterns in where they're coming from.

In a paper published today in Science, the team revealed the first map of the Milky Way in neutrinos. (Usually our galaxy is mapped out with photons, particles of light.) The new map shows a diffuse haze of cosmic neutrinos emanating from throughout the Milky Way, but strangely, no individual sources stand out. "It's a mystery," said Francis Halzen, who leads IceCube.

I'm sending them

[malibusmoke]

can I ask for nsfw/kink headcanons with dom male reader for bnha with Midoriya, Bakugou, Shoto, Shinsou and Kirishima. you dont have to do all of them but the main three would be nice. also I like your blog so much its difficult to find male dom reader content. If you don't want to do it no problem. Thank You!

MHA NSFW/Kink Headcanons!

Top Male Reader

Izuku, Bakugo, Todoroki, Shinso, Kirishima

Izuku Midoriya

Praise Kink- He'll blush like crazy from any praise you give him, especially in public. But if you call him a good boy, and tell him how well he's taking you. how pretty he is? He'll moan just from words alone, his hole clamping around you and dick twitching slightly

Quirk use- He'll go for as many rounds as you want using one for all to increase his stamina, loves it when you treat him like a personal fuck toy and he'll go all day if you want to. If you get tired he wont hesitate to ask to ride you.

Breeding Kink- Look he wants to be stuffed full of as much cum as possible, until its dribbling down his thighs. Loves the fact your cock can make his stomach bulge and will cup it while you pump into him. He wants you to breed his ass full, and as pretty as he looks with your cum over his chest; the idea of him walking around filled with you, a buttplug keeping it in, is pretty good too

Katsuki Bakugo

(Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight)

Rough sex- Mandhandle him and pull on his hair while you fuck him into the matress, he likes it rough and will act like a brat to rile you up. Accidentally activates his quirk sometimes, particularly when he cums, making small burts of light around. Completely denies this afterwards though

Dirty Talk- he's got a dirty mouth for sure, and has no problem telling you that he wants it harder, or how good you cock feels stretching him out. But when you turn the tables and tell him what a pathetic whore he is, lying spread out for you to fuck his slutty hole, he'll whimper at your words and blush

Dom/Sub Dynamics- Likes to think he can take control, leaning over to palm your cock and being straightforward, but the second you flip him over and grind against his ass he just wants to be good for you. Comes off as bratty at the start, but once you start fucking him he'll be in subspace quickly. Fuck his throat and treat him like a toy and he'll call you master/sir/daddy very quickly

Shoto Todoroki

Temperature Play- I think this goes without saying, but he loves to be on the recieving end of this. wax play is one thing- paint him with drops of the hot liquid and he'll be moaning under you in no time. drag an icecube over the still hot wax or cold lube over to get him begging you to fuck him. He can take a lot, so don't feel you have to hold back, he likes it rough

Exhibitionism/Vouyerism- Hear me out on this. Make him watch you jerk yourself off and tell him he's not allowed to touch himself, call him your dirty little cum whore and ask if he thinks he deserves to be fucked- he'll beg you in no time. Likes the risk of being caught too, fuck him in an alleyway or play with him under a table, the risk sends shivers up his spine.

Mirror sex- Sit him down on your lap and make him watch as you finger him open, telling him how good his slutty hole feels and how its sucking your fingers in. He'll try to look away from embarrasement, but loves it when you use your strength and size to an advantage. Force his chin back to watch the way his hole stretches around your girth while you bounce him on your lap

Hitoshi Shinso

Power Bottoming- wants to ride you and call you his good boy while his hole stretches to accomodate your length, and does quite well until you grab his hips and start thrusting into his prostate. He's going to cum very quickly once the table are flipped, and he wants it deep, fast and hard.

Marking- I headcanon that he's into some pretty hardcore stuff. He wants you to be rough with him, he's not letting you stop fucking him until theres marks all over his body, might use his quirk a few times to make you really let loose. Leave hickeys on his neck and chest, bruises on hips and slap marks on his ass and he'll be writhing in pleasure- the idea of people pointing them out makes him secretly happy, and will try and show them off as much as possible

Piercings- He has quite a few piercings and is very sensitive about them, take one of nipple piercings into your mouth and tug on it, he'll moan non stop. Has a very sensitive chest area, and one time came just from you playing with the silver rings until they were hot to touch from the heat of your mouth

Eijiro Kirishima

Sex tapes- Wants to record the two of you fucking to watch it later, film him as you fuck him behind and pull on his hair, catching the way his hole swallows your cock. He'll send you videos of him him jerking off and moaning your name as well, or fingering himself open with his thighs shaking. Wants you to film him sucking you off and trying to deepthroat you while you stroke his hair

Gagging- He can be very loud in bed, sometimes to the point where you have to gag him to avoid serious noise complaints. Not only that, but he looks pretty with an O-ring gag staring up at you. Despite him trying to be macho he loves nothing more than being on his knees in front of you, letting you fuck his throat through the gag

Different Places- (dont know the name for this lol) He has a pretty high sex drive, which leads the two of you to fucking around the house. The kitchen counter, sofa, strairs; Public bathrooms & alleyways to name a few. Keeping him quiet in public can be hard, so you'll have to muffle his loud moans and whines with your fingers or hand

[ruinous-snowstorm]

I whould still keep an eye on her- I’m already out and hopefully FAR from all of that from possible of thwy do send someone after me but by the treasures me too- have Icecube to thank for getting me out of that mess

I whould also keep an eye on Raifort as well, and if you see any ominous stakes do NOT tell her the location of ANY of them

but hey, if anything good came out of that- I stole a Tera Orb from the league, it’s mine now

League's actually government over there?

we live in a dystopian nightmare

[derwahnsinn]

Wait wait wait, on which occasion did Ollie try to set his farts on fire?

I've never heard of that, but the thought is hilarious

This happened during the German leg of the Mutter Tour in 2001. In the "Deutschlandtour 2001" book with photos by Matthias Matthies, there is a picture of a naked Oliver Riedel in a bucket:

The story behind the picture was uncovered by Ezzy Davidson who runs the "Rammstein stuff by Ezzy" Facebook page. According to them, there had been a contest where you could send in your questions to Rammstein, and this was the only question they could come up with (which I am definitely thankful for!)

«During the long waits before the shows they can get really bored. Olli was trying if he could light his farts. It worked, so there's a box with icecubes to take away the heat»

Thank you for the ask and the opportunity to post this photo (and spread the story behind it)!

[runby2]

How does each member of team reason deal with children? Like are they good with kids? I was just curious about their reactions

Answers below the cut!

Wes - Is very gentle with kids. He will listen to all of what they have to say, and give advice rather than be the one to start the conversation. If they are breaking the rules, he will comment on it, but if they continue to break the rules he doesn't ever want to yell at them. He'll try to give a distraction. If the child is very little, Wes likes to hold them. One time a baby icecube head at church touched his face to play with the water drippings, and Wes almost cried from how tiny the hand was and how much he wanted to keep the baby safe. It looked just like he did. When he handed the baby back to the parents, he felt a little bit different in how he viewed the world. He had forgotten how vulnerable babies are, and how magical the world must appear to them when they are little.

Birthday - Surprisingly can put on a good filter to keep kids safe, but your kid will probably come home learning a swear word or two at most. Birthday likes to listen to all of the new lingo, and what the kids are up to nowadays. She's always surprised when she realizes she's missed out on so much, and that a generational gap is actually a thing that exists. She likes to encourage kids to talk about their own unique interests, even asking questions about the interest - no matter how obscure or simple it is. However, if the kid is up to some harmless no good, she'll join in and let the kid know that 'now is the time to rebel, when the world will go easy on you.' If she sees a kid getting hurt or bullied, whether it be by an adult or another kid, she will not stay silent. She's told bullies to fuck off, regardless of the age, making sure the kid getting verbally or physically harmed was okay afterwards. She isn't aware how much she's changed some kid's lives.

Mac - If you hand them a baby you will never get that baby back. They have a whole separate child-care mode that is very harmless to their code, and that they can stay very present for. Mac adores babies and toddlers, and is very good at correcting behaviors and playing with them. Mac will wiggle their antennas at toddlers, and watch the baby run around and explore; expertly keeping sharp objects from them, but letting them pick up the harmless ones. Mac will give all the praise in the world, even if the baby merely stacks an object on top of another object. They let the baby play with the little segments in their arm, and pull on their antennas. They think it's cute. Usually, crying babies will be at ease when Mac plays a quiet lullaby tune from the heart chassis on their chest, and rocks them. The scent of warm apples is very calming, too. If the baby is scared of them however, Mac will take it extremely personally and be afraid to come in contact with babies for weeks. When it comes to teens, or adolescents, Mac loves to encourage them to talk about what they're interested in, and will go lengths to make sure they're supported and listened to. If the teen or adolescent is rude to them though, Mac has to fight back the instinct to say 'okay, fuck you too then!'

Lotty - Is not the best with teens, or adolescents, but is okay with babies. He never really talks to them much, but can keep them entertained enough to make them stop crying. He is always careful to not let them grab onto his leaves. He used to babysit for a while when he was a late teen himself to earn money. Teens nowadays scare him, though - and adolescents scare him even more. Lotty is always afraid of being judged by younger individuals, because he feels like he missed out on his childhood. The exclusion of a younger generation would be horrific to face and accept, that feeling of being lost and not fitting in with adults or minors would send him spiraling. He prefers to mainly stick around adults, fearing that he might make kids uneasy, but also trying to always remind himself that he's not a kid anymore. If he can run from seeing other people's childhoods, he will. Seeing a happy family at the park is too much at times. He feels guilty, assuming this feeling is jealousy, but he has to remind himself it's just a deep seeded hatred for his younger self. His filters over the years have been tainted, and he especially does not want to be around kids at the fear of oversharing, or appearing like someone who has hurt him in the past. Intrusive thoughts as well can be difficult to face, making Lotty panic and have to leave rooms that have kids in them. Some days are easier than others, and he finds it most easy to talk to minors about video games.

Static: You will never see Static around a kid on his own volition. He fears that he'll accidentally shock them with his magic, or somehow hurt them. His biggest irrational fear is that kids will suddenly start attacking him like ants. He is bad with teen and adolescent lingo. He was awful at it in the past and he is DEFINITELY bad at it now. Talk about the worlds largest generational gap. Birthday has watched Static struggle once in trying to talk with a kid on the bus about video games, asking the kid 'have you experienced the joys of online chess?' - Birthday had never felt a larger wave of secondhand embarrassment. Static had to be told by Team Reason on multiple occasions that social norms had changed since his past. Talking to kids unprompted could make you look like a freak, or offering to share some of your favorite snack with them on the Subway could get you arrested. While thankful that these rules were enforced to keep kids safe, Static became disgusted with how the world had evolved - not ever even considering how scummy people could be to make these social norms and safety more prominent. He quickly caught on, feeling a wave of slight relief that not talking with kids or other people in public wasn't considered rude anymore, and was in fact the norm.