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Back in 2022 I started this drawing and it was kinda an overwhelming concept to pull off in scale - just didnt have the right likeness or planes. I had done an adequate drawover for Tella and Atanas last year around this time then left it alone for another year. Glad to finally have it done and match the vision in my head. Included a layer tab-thru under the read more to show how tedious this was with a composition the size of my bathtub...
#myart#myocs#ubetella#atanas#sorry if this double posts i didnt let it process so im trying again and it might send it twice#ill just delete the prev one if i find it duplicated lol#its not a particularly data heavy set of items so idk wtf tumblrs so mad about
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#got really overwhelmed by the amount of client data I have to process#30 excel files#send help#annie.txt
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I have a lot to do at work but the executive is truly dysfunctioning today lads
#doesn't help that people are sending me absolutely unhinged excel sheets to process holy shit#why put everything in order when you can just slap data in there at random!
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#praise be to god the maker Allah Jesus#god damn it takes so long for data to process it be pissing me off lord send the flood :(#fuck I’m tired of waiting for data to process. it’s not fair x literally I just want to play with like 20 events and I gotta process like#50 years of data on different parts of the world goddamn it#this is c
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rest messaging
#when i say rest i mean REST ok? my normal typing format doesnt include proper capitalization so it can be hard to tell#was banging my head against the wall trying to figure out why we were sending a failure message with incorrect data in response to the host#and it turned out the host was sending TWO messages and we were responding to the second one by deleting it and sending a message back#the incorrect data came from the host!! it wasnt us parsing bad!! except now we have to convince them that theyre sending us the message#i looked in the specs and its bidirectional but theres only records of us sending it bc apparently we just delete their message if it fails#either theyre sending us the wrong values or were not processing it correctly but in that case its a code change and not my problem!!#anyway i did have to type out a full rest message bc i couldnt copypaste from the vm and it fucking sucked. why so many “”'s#vastly prefer soap bc the gui autocompletes the tags. thats SOAP btw
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It's important to know what is going on.
Written by US Senator Chris Murphy (D - CT)

Report from the Senate Floor:
Last night in the Senate, something really important happened. Republicans forced us to debate their billionaire bailout budget framework. We started voting at 6 PM because they knew doing it in the dark of night would minimize media coverage. And they do not want the American people to see how blatant their handover of our government to the billionaire class is.
So I want to explain what happened last night and what we did to fight back. The apex of Republicans’ plan to turn over our government to their wealthy cronies is a giant tax cut for billionaires and corporations. And they plan to pay for it with cuts to programs that working people rely on. Popular and necessary programs like Medicaid, Medicare, and SNAP, are all being targeted.
In order to pass the tax cut, Republicans have to go through a series of procedural steps. Last night, they took the first step which requires them to pass an outline of their plan, but with it, any senator can offer as many amendments as we want. So my Democratic colleagues and I did just that.
Now, we knew that Republicans would largely unanimously oppose them, but we had two objectives here. One, Republicans were forced to put their opinion on record — many for the first time — on the most corrupt parts of Trump and Musk’s agenda. Two, as I’ve been saying, I am going to make every process and procedure as slow and painful as possible for as long as my colleagues choose to ignore the constitutional crisis happening before our eyes.
So what did we propose? We proposed no tax cuts for anyone who makes a billion dollars a year. We made them vote on whether or not Elon Musk and DOGE should have limitless access to Americans’ personal data. We made them vote on whether to protect IVF and require insurers to cover it. Every single amendment Democrats proposed was shot down. On almost every single amendment, Republicans universally opposed it. Every Republican voted against our proposal to prevent more tax cuts for billionaires. The corruption and theft is happening in the open here.
The whole game for Republicans is taking your money and giving it to the wealthiest corporations and billionaires — even if it means kicking your parents out of a nursing home or turning off Medicaid for the poorest children. They know what they are doing is deeply unpopular. They are offering a tax cut to the most wealthy that is 850 times larger than what they are offering working people. Oh and by the way, any tax cuts for working people are going to be washed out by higher costs for basic necessities, like health care and food. It’s a fundamental injustice.
Thanks to your pressure and support, many of my Democratic colleagues have joined my effort to do everything we can to make sure they cannot destroy democracy and steal your money in the dark of the night. We are being loud about what is happening. I’m going to continue to grind the gears of Congress down as much as possible to make it that much harder and slower to get away with this corruption. That’s why the votes lasted until nearly 5 AM.
This is a five-alarm fire. I don’t think we have two years to plan and fight back. I think we have months. It’s still in our power to stop the destruction of our democracy with mass mobilization and effective opposition from elected officials. So we can’t miss any opportunity to take advantage of opportunities to put Republicans on the record and shine a light on what is happening.
And you have a role to play in this as well. I need you to amplify what’s happening, support the leaders who are fighting for you to make sure they can continue speaking truth to power against Musk and Trump’s billionaire cronies, and show up at rallies and town halls. Use every tool at your disposal to send a message loud and clear about how you expect my colleagues to lead and fight in this moment.
Every best wish,
US Senator Chris Murphy (D - CT)
#chris murphy#democrat from Connecticut#grind their gears#make them own their shitty opinions#publicly#support your dems#usa in crisis#constitutional crisis
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In the current rapidly evolving digital currency market, decentralized finance (DeFi) platforms are redefining the shape of financial services with their unique advantages. Bit Loop, as a leading decentralized lending platform, not only provides a safe and transparent lending environment, but also opens up new passive income channels for users through its innovative sharing reward system.
Personal links and permanent ties: Create a stable revenue stream One of the core parts of Bit Loop is its recommendation system, which allows any user to generate a unique sharing link when they join the platform. This link is not only a “key” for users to join the Bit Loop, but also a tool for them to establish an offline network. It is worth noting that offline partners who join through this link are permanently tied to the recommender, ensuring that the sharer can continue to receive rewards from the offline partner’s activities.
Unalterable referral relationships: Ensure fairness and transparency A significant advantage of blockchain technology is the immutability of its data. In Bit Loop, this means that once a referral link and live partnership is established, the relationship is fixed and cannot be changed. This design not only protects the interests of recommenders, but also brings a stable user base and activity to the platform, while ensuring the fairness and transparency of transactions.
Automatically distribute rewards: Simplify the revenue process Another highlight of the Bit Loop platform is the ability for smart contracts to automatically distribute rewards. When the partner completes the circulation cycle, such as investment returns or loan payments, the smart contract automatically calculates and sends the corresponding percentage of rewards directly to the recommender’s wallet. This automatic reward distribution mechanism not only simplifies the process of receiving benefits, but also greatly improves the efficiency of capital circulation.
Privacy protection and security: A security barrier for funds All transactions and money flows are carried out on the blockchain, guaranteeing transparency and traceability of every operation. In addition, the use of smart contracts significantly reduces the risk of fraud and misoperation, providing a solid security barrier for user funds. Users can confidently invest and promote boldly, and enjoy the various conveniences brought by decentralized finance.
conclusion As decentralized finance continues to evolve, Bit Loop offers a new economic model through its unique recommendation system that enables users to enjoy highly secure and transparent financial services while also earning passive income by building and maintaining a personal network. Whether for investors seeking stable passive income or innovators looking to explore new financial possibilities through blockchain technology, Bit Loop provides a platform not to be missed.

#In the current rapidly evolving digital currency market#decentralized finance (DeFi) platforms are redefining the shape of financial services with their unique advantages. Bit Loop#as a leading decentralized lending platform#not only provides a safe and transparent lending environment#but also opens up new passive income channels for users through its innovative sharing reward system.#Personal links and permanent ties: Create a stable revenue stream#One of the core parts of Bit Loop is its recommendation system#which allows any user to generate a unique sharing link when they join the platform. This link is not only a “key” for users to join the Bi#but also a tool for them to establish an offline network. It is worth noting that offline partners who join through this link are permanent#ensuring that the sharer can continue to receive rewards from the offline partner’s activities.#Unalterable referral relationships: Ensure fairness and transparency#A significant advantage of blockchain technology is the immutability of its data. In Bit Loop#this means that once a referral link and live partnership is established#the relationship is fixed and cannot be changed. This design not only protects the interests of recommenders#but also brings a stable user base and activity to the platform#while ensuring the fairness and transparency of transactions.#Automatically distribute rewards: Simplify the revenue process#Another highlight of the Bit Loop platform is the ability for smart contracts to automatically distribute rewards. When the partner complet#such as investment returns or loan payments#the smart contract automatically calculates and sends the corresponding percentage of rewards directly to the recommender’s wallet. This au#but also greatly improves the efficiency of capital circulation.#Privacy protection and security: A security barrier for funds#All transactions and money flows are carried out on the blockchain#guaranteeing transparency and traceability of every operation. In addition#the use of smart contracts significantly reduces the risk of fraud and misoperation#providing a solid security barrier for user funds. Users can confidently invest and promote boldly#and enjoy the various conveniences brought by decentralized finance.#conclusion#As decentralized finance continues to evolve#Bit Loop offers a new economic model through its unique recommendation system that enables users to enjoy highly secure and transparent fin
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How to Have a Love Life (from someone who actually has one)

Step 1. Set Your Standards
Because if you don’t, the universe will send you men who text “wanna hang?” at 11:52 p.m.
Know what you want, even if it’s irrational. Tall, plays piano, Catholic guilt, looks good in black. Whatever. You’re allowed.
No chemistry? No deal. A good résumé means nothing if you feel nothing. You're trying to find love, you should feel something. A spark, a shiver, or a silly smile when he texts.
He should be a bit obsessed. Not restraining order obsessed, but “sent you a poem at midnight” obsessed.
“Busy” is a myth. If he wants to, he will. If he doesn’t, he won’t. There’s no mystery.

Step 2. Prepare Yourself
Not in a “fix yourself” way. In a “become so hot and self-possessed he can’t think straight” way.
Update your social media. Post hot pics, read pretentious books, quote Sappho. Let them suffer.
Romanticise your routines. The skincare, the gym, the getting ready playlist, it’s part of the charm.
Don’t try to be chill. Be passionate, a little dramatic, slightly impossible to forget. (we hate nonchalant here.)
Have a life. Not to impress him. To survive him. Join a class, go dancing, make art. Text your friends more than you text him. You need something to come home to if it falls apart.

Step 3. How to Actually Meet Guys
Yes, unfortunately, you do have to leave the house (or at least open your DMs).
Be online strategically. The story with the books, the wine glass, the dangerous neckline? Essential.
Go places alone. Cafés, galleries, vintage bookstores. Hot people live in those.
Talk first. Say something weird. Say something dry. Say anything at all. Most guys are just relieved. He won't think you're weird, and if he does, that's useful data. You don't want someone who's scared of a girl with opinions and a personality.
Mutual friends? Ask. Being set up is underrated. Just make sure it’s not someone who still says “epic.”

Step 4. Surviving the Talking Stage
Also known as: limbo, hell, emotional roulette.
Keep texting fun. You’re not here to conduct an interview.
Match his energy, then go slightly colder. Mystery keeps the plot alive.
Don’t over-invest. He’s cute, not a life plan. Don't build an entire narrative off a playlist and three emojis.
Pull back if needed. You’re not being “too much.” You’re being someone who doesn’t beg.

Step 5. Dating 101
Congratulations. You’ve made it to the main event. Don’t panic now.
Look stunning, obviously. Even if you’re just getting coffee. Especially then.
Ask good questions. The goal is connection and psychological evaluation.
Stay unpredictable. Be kind, funny, engaging, but also allow for some silent moments. It shouldn't feel awkward.
Know when to walk away. If it’s not fun, not flirty, and not fulfilling, you can go.

Step 6. Debrief & Detox
Even CIA operatives get to talk to someone after a mission.
Tell your friends everything. Especially the ridiculous parts. Especially the unhinged texts. Your group chat is sacred.
Let them reality-check you. They love you. They see the red flags when you’re busy romanticising the beige.
Don’t skip the closure. Even if the ending was awkward or slow-fade. Name it, process it, laugh about it. Then leave it.

Step 7. If It Works Out
Not every story ends in disaster. Sometimes it actually gets good.
Stay a little delusional. You still get to romanticise it all. That’s half the fun.
Keep your identity. Don’t fold into each other like laundry. Stay weird. Keep your rituals. Be your own person with someone.
Let yourself be happy. Not suspicious. Not waiting for it to crash. Just happy. Let it feel real. You don't have to apologise for being loved. You don't have to brace for impact. allow yourself to enjoy.
Still debrief with your friends. Even in love. Especially in love. They were there before, and they’ll be there after—if it ever comes to that.
And if none of this works? Post a blurry photo in your favourite outfit, listen to Norman Fucking Rockwell, and disappear for 48 hours.
lots of love (literally) to all of you and if anyone has a question or request feel free to submit it here -> <3
also, my insta hehehe
#malusokay#girl blogger#askmalu#coquette#it girl#pink blog#that girl#aesthetic#dream girl#pink pilates princess#girly stuff#girlblogging#just girly things#hell is a teenage girl#girlhood#gaslight gatekeep girlblog#this is a girlblog#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#girlblog aesthetic#just a girlblog#girly tumblr#just girly posts#just girly thoughts#im just a girl#girlblogger#advice
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for those wondering "why new york?" in the USA companies must be sued and are primarily beholden to the laws of the state where they are based automatic and tumblr HQ is based in new york and so we Must sue them in new york to sue them at all*
for those saying "but i dont live in new york or the USA is that a problem?" No that is actually part of why the ACLU and its various affiliates exist the way they do! they can sue on your behalf for civil rights violations no matter what state or country you come from, and especially when it comes to data regarding a Lawsuit That Already Concluded. "help im not usamerican what the hell does out of court settlement mean" out of court settlement is a legal process where a company can refuse to admit Guilt, but say "you have something of a point and i want this lawsuit to end" it usually comes with Specific Terms And conditions including but not limited to: financial reembursements banned behaviors required behaviors public service announcements etc. tumblr was sued by ACLU NY to say that discrimination was happening. they settled out of court under the condition that they would rework their moderation system to ACTIVELY prevent discrimination. if you have data that indicates weakly or strongly that that has not happened it is somewhat your civic duty* to send that data to @NYCLU by whatever method is most convenient to you. that @ is a convenient link to their twitter
*not strictly true but when you're talking about a website with no other physical locations its best to think of it this way
*obviously you reserve the right to fuck off and not care, but come on.
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So much people in stress with SOCIAL MEDIA when your BRAIN is filled up and can't process Data any further. So, here a big help for all of you. Simple: send one of these photo's to your friends and put all of your devices offline. #news #SocialMedia #brain #science #news #photo 1
#So much people in stress with SOCIAL MEDIA when your BRAIN is filled up and can't process Data any further. So#here a big help for all of you. Simple: send one of these photo's to your friends and put all of your devices offline.#news#SocialMedia#brain#science#photo 1#rudyboxman#rjbteam#design#designer#worldnews#tshirtdesign#tshirtprinting#christmas
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A fun side effect of loose American data privacy and marketing laws is that the lab company my doctor processes my blood work through can send me ads while I’m waiting on my blood work. “Summer awaits. Take 15% off lab tests” is a real email I received which also lets me conjure the world some ad exec lives in where a disinterested and otherwise perfectly healthy twenty something gets that email and mumbles “… you know, I’ve always been curious if my aspartate aminotransferase levels are within reason. Let’s be bad.”
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the amount of times a client emails our shared office email asking me specifically to talk over the phone to answer some questions on the services our office provides when really i know nothing and sit at my desk all day like

#i get WHY#it's bc i respond to their emails when they send in requests so they see my name in the signature#but also i know NOTHING#i can answer super basic questions but literally nothing this office does is anything i'm trained in#idk jack shit about any of our processes after they get logged in aside from who might be researching them#i'm just a little birthday boy who sometimes interacts with clients and otherwise does a lot of data entry#sure i include a lil 'pls let us know if you've got questions' in most of my emails but really i mean#feel free to ask but 9 times out of 10 someone who isn't me is gonna answer it
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I had a straight up delightful moment at work yesterday when a new member of the management team asked me how we were tracking warranties and I explained that we kind of aren't and he asked why we aren't and that meant he got a 30-minute rundown of how top-to-bottom fucked the procurement process is here.
First I explained the process for sending a quote (i am assigned a ticket in system A1, I create an opportunity in system A2, from the opportunity i can generate a quote in system B - if I start with the quote I can't associate it back to the opportunity or the ticket, if we need to change the quote after it was approved we need to generate a new quote from the opportunity to overwrite the old one - and send the quote from system B.)
Then I explained the process of getting approval (system B sends the quote and receives the approvals but does not communicate that to system A, so until it is manually updated system A sends a daily reminder about the quote to the client and after three days with no response will close the ticket even if the client approved the quote in system B. System B will send an email if a quote is approved but it comes from our generic support email so to make sure that I don't miss approvals I have filtering rules set up and a folder I check twice a day. Because there are 4 people who use this system I also check twice daily in system B to see if anyone else's quotes were approved).
Then I explained how I place the orders (easy! I'm a pro! We have a standardized PO pattern that tracks date, vendor and client, it's handy)
Then I explained how I document the orders (neither system A nor B has a way of storing information about orders in progress, only orders that are complete; as such I have created a PO Documentation spreadsheet that lists the PO number, vendor, line of business, client, items ordered, order total, order date, ETA, tracking numbers, serial numbers, delivery confirmation, ticket number for install, ticket title for install, shippong cost, and close confirmation, which all have to be entered individually and which require a minimum of three visits to the spreadsheet per order: entering initial info, entering tracking and SN info, then once more to get that info to close the opportunity)
Then I explained how we close an order (confirm hardware delivery or activate software, use system A2 to code hardware/software/non-taxable products appropriately, run wizard to add charges from A2 to ticket in A1; because the A2 charges were locked by approval in system B, use system A3 to add shipping or other fees or to remove any parts that were approved but not actually needed or ordered - THIS WEEK I got permission to do this bit on my initial A1 procurement ticket instead of generating an A1 post-procurement ticket for fees and shipping. Once all of that is done it's moved into system A4 and is no longer my problem).
If there is a warranty involved it *should* automatically have the expiration tracked in system C, but system C doesn't have any way to pull order info so there's no way it can track warranty *start* dates without somebody manually entering it or without using API data from the manufacturer, which some manufacturers don't provide (fuck you, Apple).
But me and my trainee are happy to add the start date to the configuration once a tech tells us that the device is enrolled in system C. If the techs will tell us that we can add that info no problem.
Until then, I have unfortunately been forced to start a spreadsheet.
The manager was appalled, it was great. I got to say the words "part of the reason things sometimes fall through the cracks is because we have so many cracks" and his response was "no shit." I'm talking to vendors about a procurement system now :) :) :) :)
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Can you do the leclerc brothers with sister reader and she’s like the joy of their life, kinda like the bond with amira sainz and Carlos but with the leclerc?
Of course!!! I find this is such a cute request.
Enjoy reading and send me requests!!!
-XoXo
Little Sunshine


It was no secret among the paddock that the four Leclerc siblings shared an exceptionally close bond. It was also widely known that the three older brothers—Lorenzo, Charles, and Arthur—were fiercely protective of their younger sister, YN. At just 19 years old, she was not only the youngest in their family but also the only girl, creating a perfect recipe for three overprotective brothers.
There had already been numerous occasions where the brothers had demonstrated that their sister was the center of their universe, and they would go to any lengths to ensure her happiness and safety. ANYTHING!
One particularly heartwarming moment occurred during the Silverstone Grand Prix. During this GP, the cameras captured a scene that made fans fall in love with the Leclerc family all over again. As it was raining cats and dogs outside, the Free Practice session had been red-flagged. The FIA deemed it too dangerous for the drivers to continue in such treacherous conditions. Consequently, all the drivers were confined to the garage. While most of them were engrossed in reviewing data with their engineers, taking a brief respite, or chatting with their loved ones via FaceTime, there was one notable exception: Monsieur Charles Leclerc.
Instead of poring over data with his race engineer, Charles was seated on a chair, surrounded by an impressive array of hair care products. His lovely sister YN sat in front of him, comfortably perched on a cushion, completely absorbed in a book. The cameras captured the look of intense concentration on Charles’ face. What astonished the fans the most wasn’t that no one interrupted them, but that Charles was able to execute a top-notch hair care routine for his sister’s beautiful hair with seemingly effortless precision.
Later on, when the media inquired why he didn’t engage in the same activities as the other drivers during the red flag, he responded with a nonchalant expression, “My sister has beautiful hair, and my mama is a hairdresser. Naturally, I know that her hair requires special attention during such heavy rain. I don’t even understand why you’re asking such a silly question.” Safe to say that the fans loved the sassy respons from their PR trained King
Another fan-favorite moment occurred during one of Charles’ vlogs. The Leclerc family is renowned for their cherished boat trips during the summer, and this year was no exception. The memorable incident took place while Joris was busy filming Charles, who was enthusiastically explaining some part of the boat near his two younger siblings, who were both basking in the sun. With his face turned to the camera, Charles was blissfully unaware of his older brother Lorenzo sneaking up behind him. The camera began to shake from Joris’ silent laughter. As Charles continued his explanation, Lorenzo crept closer and closer to his unsuspecting siblings. And then it happened.
One moment Charles was mid-sentence, and the next, he was unceremoniously thrown overboard into the water. Before anyone could fully process what had happened, Lorenzo had already scooped up Arthur and tossed him in next to Charles, who was now simultaneously complaining and laughing. It was anticipated that Lorenzo would also pick up their sister and throw her in with their brothers. But that’s not what transpired. Instead, Lorenzo carefully lifted his sister and carried her to the railing. He gently set her down and descended the stairs himself first, stopping on the last step.
“Careful, ma puce, the stairs are a bit slippery,” he cautioned her. Instantly, Charles and Arthur halted their water fight, now also keeping a vigilant eye on YN. With Lorenzo’s assistance, which she didn’t even need, and under the watchful eyes of her other brothers, she safely entered the water. Now it was her turn to initiate the water fight, easing the tension that had briefly filled the air. However, her brothers remained close to her, ready to offer support in case she grew tired of swimming and needed a break. And Joris? He was busy laughing his butt off the entire time.
Another memorable moment took place during the Vegas GP. Like any other American GP, this one was packed with celebrities. Being the supportive sister she is, YN attended the GP with her older brother Arthur to cheer on Charles.
While Charles was out there racing, the well-known actor Timothée Chalamet decided to shoot his shot with the pretty Monegasque girl. “Hey. What do yo—” Before he could even finish his sentence, he was met with the disapproving face of Arthur Leclerc. The youngest brother looked him up and down, raised an eyebrow, and uttered a single, final word: “No.”
Arthur then moved his sister away from Timothée’s sight and engaged her in a conversation about the new Vogue magazine she had bought that day. YN, who didn’t even realize what had just transpired, was more than happy to discuss her favorite fashion magazine.
It’s safe to say that even a blind person could see the immense love and protective instincts the three brothers have for their sister.
#formula 1#formula 1 x reader#charles leclerc x reader#lorenzo leclerc x reader#arthur leclerc x redaer#leclerc!sister#leclerc!reader#lando norris x reader#lewis hamilton x reader#george russell x reader#pierre gasly x reader#max verstappen x reader#-XoXo#xoxo babygirl 💋
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Radio Silence | Chapter Fourteen
Lando Norris x Amelia Brown (OFC)
Series Masterlist
Summary — Order is everything. Her habits aren’t quirks, they’re survival techniques. And only three people in the world have permission to touch her: Mom, Dad, Fernando.
Then Lando Norris happens.
One moment. One line crossed. No going back.
Warnings — Autistic!OFC, jealous lando, protective grid, sexual content
Notes — Welcome to the 2021 Formula One season! (Testing, but still... it counts). Also... hehehehehehehe double update <3
Want to be added to the taglist? Let me know! — Peach x
2021
WhatsApp Groupchat — 2021 F1 Grid
Lewis H. A warm welcome to our 2021 rookies! Mick, and Yuki :)
Lando N. Yeah, welcome or whatever More importantly, does anyone know if I can call up the Apple store in Woking and get them to deliver to me? Even though it’s closed rn
Lewis H. What happened? Did her iPad break?
Lando N. Yeah mate, completely toast.
Max V. Shit. I can have one express delivered to your flat, Lando. It is, of course, a work expense.
Yuki T. Uh hey I guess! I thought this was a work only chat? Did I get the wrong briefing?
George R. It usually is, but as admin I allow Amelia-based chat @Yuki
Mick S. Hey! Great to be here. Um, just curious though. Who is Amelia?
Max V. My lead technical engineer.
Lando N. My girlfriend.
Lewis H. Zak Brown’s daughter.
Fernando A. Her iPad is broken? I will bring her one now. Lando, send me your home address.
Mick S. Ohhh, I actually know Amelia Brown!
Lando N. ?????????? @Mick
Fernando A. Lando you have not sent me your address.
Max V. @Fernando I have already purchased the iPad.
Mick S. @Lando we met years ago, mate. She used to ski with her family where mine did in the winter.
Lando N. You heard the part where she’s my girlfriend, yeah @Mick?
Mick S. Yes…
Lando N. Good.
Fernando A. @Max She will need it delivered to her soon.
Charles L. It finally broke? Wow. Lasted far longer than I believed it would.
Lando N. @Charles Not a good time for jokes, mate. She’s devastated
Daniel R. Should I start carrying a spare iPad to races with me just in case? LOL.
Lando N. Wait that’s a good idea Somebody write that down Max write that down
Max V. I purchased three. I will carry the spares
Fernando A. Vamos, Max!
Pierre G. I bet the rookies are so confused lmao. Welcome to the grid group chat. We discuss penalties, race conditions, plane shares, and Amelia Brown.
Carlos S. @Lando How is she? Did she freak out?
Lando N. She’s good now. All chill.
Lewis H. Tell her that I just bought her a new bunny sticker book. I’ll give it to her at testing.
Lance S. If I buy her the entire Apple company, do you think she will come and fix the Aston Martin car?
Max V. NO.
Yuki T. This is the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen in any grid group chat, and the f2 chat used to get weird lol
George R. Welcome to the grid, Yuki. Keep your head on straight, and if you ever find a lost iPad with a bunny sticker on it anywhere in the paddock, make sure it gets back to Amelia asap
Lando N. Thats important for all of the rookies to know @Mick @Yuki
Mick S. Sure I’ll keep an eye out!
Lando N. Actually I change my mind Mick if you see an iPad just leave it yeah :)
Mick S. ????
Pierre G. This is going to be a great year.
Checo P. All of the other drivers have this chat muted, yes?
Kimi R. Yes.
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Amelia was crouched down by Max's car, her hand resting on the tire as she scanned through the data on her iPad. The numbers on the screen felt too slow, almost static, compared to the racing thoughts racing through her head.
Beside her, Jos loomed over her, a red-ink pen poised above her little black notebook. He was taking notes for her. Her mind was moving faster than her hands could keep up, and sometimes, just sometimes, she needed someone like him, methodical, steady, and patient, to help her process it all.
Her fingers flicked over the screen, swiping through the data from Max's morning run, when she paused, eyes flicking to Jos. “You see what I see?” she asked, her voice low, as if speaking any louder might break the delicate focus she’d managed to carve out for herself.
Jos nodded, his eyes scanning the information on the screen before looking back down at the scribbles he’d started in her notebook. “More rear stability in the high-speed corners. We’ll need to adjust the dampers again,” he said, his voice calm and matter-of-fact.
Amelia’s eyes tightened slightly as she thought. “We might need to soften the rear more. The front’s too reactive. Max is going to be fighting it in corners three and four, especially.” She tapped the screen lightly, zooming in on the section of the track map. “The car’s settling into a snap too fast, can’t keep up with the rear load in the high-speed sections.”
Jos made a mark in her notebook. “Front end’s still too eager, then?” He sighed.
“Yeah, exactly,” Amelia made a face. “We soften that just a little bit more. Max needs more confidence in the corners. Less initial bite, more consistency. Maybe tweak the ride height slightly too.” Her words were coming faster now as the solution to their issues fell into place in her brain.
As the day wore on, Max’s car was fine-tuned with the adjustments, and Amelia watched on with satisfaction as everything came together in perfect harmony.
They had a plan. The tweaks would work. Max would be happy with the handling.
She turned to Jos when the mechanics started to wheel Max’s car back into the garage for the final time, day one of testing officially over, giving him a small but appreciative smile.
He pulled her notebook out of the pocket of his jeans and handed it over. “I hope you can understand my handwriting.”
—
Amelia sat opposite Max at one of the small team tables in the Red Bull hospitality unit. Most of the staff had already filtered out for the night, their voices fading down the hallway as engineers, PR reps, and mechanics headed for shuttles and taxis. But the two of them lingered — Amelia, still editing Jos’ scribbled notes from earlier in the day, and Max, who had quietly gotten into the habit of not leaving until she did.
It was almost sweet. He dropped her off to Lando at her hotel room at the end of every day like she was a preschooler getting passed between divorced parents. She hadn’t said anything about it, partly because it was practical, and partly because she didn’t mind it. It was nice not to have to worry about being alone.
Across from her, Max was hunched low in his chair, arms folded tight across his chest, mouth set in a hard line. His gaze flicked from the tabletop to her notebook and back again, a rhythm she’d seen a hundred times before. It meant he was thinking. Hard. Or more likely, overthinking.
She didn’t bother looking up. “Just say it.”
He blinked. “What?”
“You’ve been fidgeting with your straw for six minutes. It’s starting to irritate me.”
Max exhaled through his nose, leaning back into the bench with a groan. “You are very annoying.”
“Mhmm,” she hummed, finally meeting his eyes. “Max, tell me.”
He hesitated, then shifted forward, resting his elbows on the table. There was a pause, a rare, tentative kind, and then, quieter than usual, he said, “I’m nervous.”
That made her put the pen down.
“For the season?” she asked, although she already suspected the answer.
Max nodded. “Everyone keeps saying 2021 is my year. Like it’s inevitable. Like this is it. And I want it — Fuck, I want it so bad. I’ve worked for it my whole life. But now that it’s here, I don’t know…” He rubbed a hand down his face. “What if it doesn’t happen?”
“It might not,” Amelia said plainly.
Max looked like he wanted to argue, but stopped short, blinking at her. “Comforting.”
“You’re not asking for comfort,” she said. “You’re asking if you’re good enough. And yes, you are. But this sport doesn’t always care about that.”
He let that sit for a moment. Nodded.
Then, quieter still, “There’s something else.”
Amelia raised an eyebrow.
“I met someone. Over the break.”
She made a face. “Someone?”
He groaned. “Don’t do the eyebrow thing.”
She relaxed her face. “Who did you meet?”
Max scratched at the edge of the table. “I met her in Monaco. She’s nice. A lawyer . She thinks I’m just… Max. I didn’t tell her about the racing. About… everything. She doesn’t follow F1.”
Amelia leaned forward slightly. “So she doesn’t know who you are.”
He shrugged helplessly. “She knows who I am. Just not… what I do.”
Amelia tilted her head. “And you like that?”
“I think so,” he said. “It’s peaceful. She talks to me like a normal person. No hero-worship, no pressure. Just… calm.”
“You’re lying to her, essentially,” she said bluntly. “Not a good foundation for a relationship.”
He shot her a withering look. “Jesus. You’re worse than my dad.”
“I take that as a compliment. We have the same goal.”
“I know.”
She looked down at her notebook, flipping a page and skimming it for a second. “You think you can manage both? A relationship and a championship battle?”
He hesitated. “Is that selfish?”
“No,” she said, then looked back at him. “But it might be a bit stupid.”
Max chuckled dryly. “Thanks.”
“I’m not saying you can’t have both,” Amelia added. “I’m just saying that it probably won’t work.”
He frowned, nodded slowly, then said, “But you’re managing your relationship and my championship.”
“I’m not the one driving the car, Max.” She argued.
“Still,” he muttered. “You’re making it work. I could make it work.”
She shrugged. “Okay. Is she nice?”
Max nodded, “I almost ran her over.”
She blinked at him. “Oh. That’s… romantic?” She tried.
He laughed shortly. “She was in a rush, didn’t look properly. I apologised and gave her a ride to work. She— she, uh, thinks that I’m just some wealthy businessman’s son, or something.”
She chewed on her bottom lip, anxiety curling in the pit of her stomach. “You should stop lying to her. I would… I would not like it if I was in that situation and I found out that I was being lied to.”
Max sighed. Nodded.
Then he stood, grabbed both their jackets, and slung hers over the back of her chair. “Come on. Let’s get you to your boyfriend before he starts texting me again asking where you are.”
She gave him a flat look. “He has a GPS tracker on my phone.”
Max rolled his eyes. “Of course he does. Typical Norris.”
She shrugged. “It’s sweet. Sometimes I get lost and he has to come and find me.”
Max laughed, and for the first time all day, some of the tightness left his posture. “Yeah,” he said, holding the door open for her. “Probably good that he has it, then.”
—
The lights of Manama twinkled in the distance, warm and hazy against the desert night. From the balcony of their hotel suite, the city looked like it belonged to another world; quiet and golden and slow in a way the paddock never was. The hum of the air conditioning inside was replaced by the occasional distant honk of a car, or the hush of wind weaving through the palm trees below.
Amelia was seated cross-legged on one of the outdoor chairs, wrapped in a white robe, her hair still damp from her shower. Lando, in a t-shirt and joggers, was fiddling with a tiny bottle opener, attempting to open a bottle of some obscure sparkling drink he’d insisted was “romantic, okay baby? Trust me.”
Their room service tray sat between them on the small table. Grilled flatbreads, mezze, roasted lamb. Lando had ordered for them and he’d gotten everything right.
“I don’t know how you always remember this stuff,” she said, dipping a piece of bread into a tangy yogurt sauce.
Lando grinned, finally getting the bottle open with a victorious pop. “Because I listen when you talk. I know the face you make when you think something tastes bad or has a yucky texture. I have eyes. Shocking, I know.”
Amelia gave him a pointed look. “Last week, you kissed my eyeball because you were being lazy and tried to kiss me with your eyes closed.”
“Shut up.” He huffed.
She laughed quietly, curling into him, giving him a bit of the blanket. “I think Max might be in love,” she said suddenly.
Lando blinked. “Max? Verstappen?”
“Mm,” she nodded, chewing. “He told me today that he met someone over the winter. She doesn’t know who he is. Like, really doesn’t know. Thinks he’s just some rich guy named Max.”
Lando made a face. “That… feels impossible.”
“She’s apparently very disconnected. Doesn’t follow the sport. Max likes it.”
Lando nodded slowly. “Weird. But kind of sweet, I guess.”
She frowned at him. “I told him he shouldn’t be dating during a title fight.”
“Very romantic of you.” Lando teased.
She shrugged. “I never said I was romantic.”
“No,” he said. “But you are.”
She rolled her eyes but didn’t disagree. Instead, she reached for his hand where it rested on the table, her fingers brushing over his lightly. “I hope you do very well this year, Lan.” She told him, earnest and hopeful. “You deserve it.”
Lando turned his hand over to lace their fingers together. “So do you. Deserve to do well, I mean. You’ve worked so hard this past year. You deserve to see it pay off.”
Amelia didn’t say anything right away. She just leaned over and kissed him; soft, sweet, clinging. It wasn’t meant to lead anywhere at first, just a thank you. But she didn’t pull away. And he didn’t let her go.
She ended up in his lap, her legs curled against his chest, her robe brushing his knees. His hands slid instinctively around her back, fingers splaying wide against the thin fabric, grounding her. Grounding himself.
They stayed like that for a long time. The balcony lights dimmed behind them. The city hummed faintly in the distance, the last remnants of dinner cooling on the table, the silence between them easy.
Then, gently, she climbed off of him and stood. Her bare feet whispered against the tile as she stepped forward, and she stopped just in front of where he sat, between his knees. Her eyes searched his face for a beat, then she reached for the hem of his t-shirt.
“Come inside with me?”
Lando’s breath caught slightly. He looked up at her, her expression steady, soft, open, and nodded. “Yeah. Okay.”
Inside, the hotel room was cast in warm light, golden from a low bedside lamp. The curtains were drawn against the city, muffling the world outside. The bed was turned down, sheets crisp, pillows fluffed. A quiet kind of invitation.
She tugged him by the hand toward the bed, and he followed without a word, heart thudding in his chest.
It wasn’t rushed. It wasn’t awkward.
There was a kind of reverence to the way they undressed, slow, curious. Amelia’s robe slipped from her shoulders, caught briefly on her elbows before pooling at her feet. Lando’s hands hovered just for a second before brushing up her arms, like he was making sure she wouldn’t vanish if he touched her too quickly.
Their kisses deepened, still hesitant but filled with intent, with the weight of everything they’d been building toward for over a year. Every laugh, every shared moment of delicate intimacy, every time they’d caught each other’s eyes across a garage or a hotel lobby, it all settled into the space between them.
Lando’s mouth trailed across her skin with an almost startled sort of wonder, like he was learning a language he’d been waiting to speak. Her fingers threaded through his curls, tugging gently when his lips brushed the hollow of her throat. They moved together with quiet urgency, limbs tangled, breath catching against skin.
At one point, Lando paused, hovering just above her, his eyes sweeping across her face, flushed, focused, real.
“You’re so... fuck,” he whispered, barely audible.
Amelia blinked, lips curling faintly. “Not sure that’s a compliment.”
He kissed the curve of her shoulder, then her collarbone. “It is,” he murmured. “It really is.”
And when they finally settled under the covers, tangled together with her head tucked beneath his chin, Lando let out a shaky breath he hadn’t realised he’d been holding.
She didn’t say much, but her fingers curled into his shirt like she wasn’t planning on letting go anytime soon, and that was enough.
—
The sunlight was already creeping through the sliver of the curtains when Lando stirred, warmth pooling low in his stomach before he was even fully awake. For a moment, he didn’t move, just blinked up at the ceiling, trying to remember if he’d dreamt the night before, or if it had really happened.
Then she shifted against him.
Amelia was tucked beneath his arm, hair a little wild against his chest, one bare leg tangled over his. Her cheek was pressed just below his collarbone, lips slightly parted, her breath steady and warm against his skin.
Definitely not a dream.
He smiled, slow, stupid, unbelievably content.
She felt it too, maybe, his laugh or the way his fingers brushed along her back, because she mumbled something that sounded vaguely like a complaint and burrowed closer, clearly not ready to be awake yet.
Lando tilted his head, pressing a kiss to the top of her head. “Morning, baby.”
She made a noise that was more sigh than word. “Mm. No.”
“No what?”
“No talking,” she murmured, her voice thick with sleep. “Too early.”
He laughed quietly, the sound muffled by her hair. “It’s almost seven.”
“Too early for you to be this cheerful.” She grumbled.
Lando shifted just enough to look down at her, brushing a lock of hair away from her face. “I’m not cheerful.”
“You’re smiling.”
He smiled wider. “Can you blame me?”
She cracked an eye open, blinking up at him. Her face was still soft from sleep, a little puffy and makeup-free, but to him, she looked... ridiculously beautiful.
“What?” she asked, because he was staring.
“Nothing,” he said, brushing his thumb along her jaw. “I just really like waking up next to you.”
Her expression shifted slightly. And then, a second later, she exhaled and said quietly, “I like it, too.”
Lando kissed her, just a little one, lazy and warm.
They lay tangled in the sheets, the morning light spilling gently across the room. For a while, neither of them moved, perfectly content to exist in the quiet, wrapped up in warmth and each other.
Eventually, Amelia stirred, shifting just enough to reach over to the nightstand. She blinked blearily at her phone and then sighed and glanced across the room.
“Shit,” she muttered. “I forgot to charge my iPad.”
Lando, still half-asleep, pressed a slow kiss to her bare shoulder. “I plugged it in when I got up in the middle of the night to go for a piss.”
She turned to look at him, her expression soft, a little surprised. Her voice came quiet. “You did?”
He nodded, eyes still heavy with sleep. “Didn’t want you waking up to it dead.”
A pause. Then she gave him the smallest pout, sleepy and affectionate and so purely her. “I love you.”
He broke into a grin, one of those quiet, full-body smiles that lived in his eyes. “Yeah,” he murmured, brushing her hair back. “I love you too.”
—
The McLaren motorhome was buzzing with early morning energy, the consistent hum of coffee machines working overtime. Amelia slipped through the front doors with her badge swinging around her neck, hair still damp from a rushed shower, and Lando trailing behind her, half-yawning into a croissant.
Zak spotted them first, already seated at one of the corner tables with Daniel, who was halfway through a heaping plate of scrambled eggs and talking animatedly about something.
“There’s my girl,” Zak called, waving them over.
Amelia dropped into the seat beside her dad with a tired sigh. “Morning, dad.” She kissed his cheek.
“You sound tired,” he frowned at her, sipping his coffee.
Lando slid into the chair beside her, nudging her with his knee under the table. She handed him a napkin in response, gesturing for him to wipe the crumbs away from his face, and he smiled.
Daniel looked between them, eyebrows raised. “You must be Amelia. I’m Daniel. Can’t actually believe we’ve not met properly before now.”
“I know.” Amelia agreed, already reaching across the table for a muffin.
Daniel leaned in a little, grinning. “Lando talks about you all the damn time. In debriefs, pre-race meetings, on his radio—”
“Please stop talking,” Lando glared at his new teammate, clearly embarrassed.
“She’s worth talking about,” Zak laughed, patting Amelia on the shoulder with a fond smile.
Daniel smirked at Lando, thoroughly enjoying his discomfort. Lando just narrowed his eyes at him, his cheeks flushing slightly.
Amelia took another bite of her muffin, savouring her food. But before she could finish, her phone buzzed violently against the table. It was from Max.
iMessage — 7:33am
Max Verstappen Are you here, sister? I want to talk about my steering set-up
Amelia On my way to you now.
She shoved the rest of her muffin into her mouth and stood up in one swift motion. “Okay. I gotta go.”
Lando looked up, surprised. “Already?”
Amelia kissed him quickly on the cheek, her lips lingering for just a second longer than expected. She gave her dad a quick shoulder squeeze before smiling at Daniel, her usual bluntness softened by a bit of shyness she wasn’t used to showing in front of him. “Max wants my advice.”
Zak called after her with a grin. “Tell Jos I want my daughter back for lunch.”
“No promises,” she replied with a glance over her shoulder, already speed-walking toward the exit. Her hair bounced with each step, and her phone was pressed to her ear before she even made it out of the motorhome.
Daniel leaned toward Lando as she disappeared down the hallway. “You’re screwed, brother.”
Lando shot him a look, kicking him under the table. “Shut up.”
—
WhatsApp Groupchat — 2021 F1 Grid
Yuki T. I have Amelia’s iPad in AlphaTauri garage
Lewis H. Yeah, this has to be a new record.
Lando N. Lol she’s just been rly busy. Probably hasn’t noticed she hasn’t got it yet
Max V. She just noticed and started freaking out. @Yuki I’m on my way to get it.
Lando N. She okay @Max?
Max V. Yes mate, no need to worry.
Mick S. @Max Can I pop by your garage and say hi to her? It’s been years!
Lando N. @Max Say no. Max, say no. Max, say no.
Max V. @Mick No, she is too busy for friends.
Lando N. LMAO, REKT @Mick.
Mick S. Bro????? I really don’t want to steal your girlfriend 😭
Fernando A. You do not believe my Amelia is good enough for you, Schumacher?
Max V. What the fuck Mick
Charles L. Uh oh 😬😬
Pierre G. Bro that was NOT the right thing to say 😭
Max V. @Mick She wouldn’t even look your way.
Lando N. Wild angle, mate @Mick
George R. We are witnessing a man dig his own grave live in chat
Daniel R. *shovels faster* Keep going, Mick. Say you think she’s boring next.
Sebastian V. This feels like bullying.
Yuki T. I think it is
Carlos S. @Mick Just lie down. Accept it. The storm will pass.
Mick S. I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT 😭😭😭 I literally just meant she’s your girlfriend and I respect that! @Lando
Lando N. Sure you did.
Fernando A. In my country we have a saying — "Schumacher has placed his own foot in his own mouth."
Lewis H. Pick your words better next time yeah? @Mick
Lance S. This is why rookies don’t get access to Amelia.
Esteban O. Wait does that mean I have access to Amelia?
Max V. No.
Fernando A. Absolutely not.
Lando N. You do not.
Valtteri B. I do not speak much in this chat but I just want to say: Mick, this is very funny.
Antonio G. +1
Nicholas L. same 😭
Sebastian V. Let it be a lesson to all of us. Never try to be polite in here. It will be weaponised.
Charles L. I miss when this chat was about tyre pressures and strategy.
George R. That’s adorable. It’s never been that.
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Everything about the USA will make you feel as if your whole ability to reason and think coherently has just flown away.
I'm thinking right now about a radio advertisement I overheard for Indeed - a theoretical jod search website. The advertisement, however, was directed at companies who were searching for employees. Presumably these companies pay Indeed to serve as a hub for their job postings and applicants. So Indeed wants people signed up, because more accounts shows more potential applicants and they can get more money from companies looking for employees. There's no money in actually connecting applicants to positions, so you sign up, make the account, discover you signed up for a portal that just sends you to other company's jobs pages with the same info and spams you with jobs you don't want, and you leave forever. Money in the bank.
Meanwhile on the hiring side, job postings make a business look good. If you always got job postings, you're growing. But keeping fresh postings in rotation is time consuming, especially when you're lean staffed on purpose with investors who demand you show an infinitely growing rate of improvement. So you pay Indeed a monthly fee to upload a bunch of jobs you aren't hiring for and use that to hook more investors to pay the first group.
And you end up with a company that gets paid to do nothing but generate fake data by other companies paying them to do nothing but post fake information, and the only part we (the ones looking for income to survive) play in this transaction is lending the process just enough legitimacy to make it legal. Money that doesn't exist cycles around between people doing nothing and as long as none of us can afford groceries or a home, the economy is considered "doing well," but the second one investor caves and demands to be paid, the economy collapses and suddenly 99% of the population in the USA can afford to eat again.
All you have to do is multiply that by a thousand companies doing it a thousand times a month and that's the USA baby, except also we supply billions of dollars of weapons killing people around the world.
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