#sfthposting

[sheepfromthehip]

how are you coping in this heatwave? especially since you refuse to be shorn

I'm just inside the house all day, Poppy's AC is pretty strong

I also sleep a lot

[a-mysterious-ghost]

Pinnochio

died and came back right. there was definitely something wrong with me before? resurrection fixed me i think

[nympharmacy]

a little peek at my current WIP, "In The Eye." i've now finished drafting the first chapter and it will need to undergo a lot of editing (because i'm very anal with my writing), but i'm pretty happy with it so far :)

[cook-a-little-chicken]

I'm a huge fan of AJ being dramatic but then running out of steam and ending very lowkey:

"Ice starts to crack a little bit, and that sends- that sends a... sound" - Moist and Magical

"You're getting old in your... old age" - The Mystery of the Midnight Circus

"The blade is only sharp when it is... sharpened" - The Mystery of the Midnight Circus

"That is right!​ ​​I am alive and all the way back from the prison camp. And I have lost many people​ ​in the… way back… here" ​- Oh My God, Is This A Joke?

"One of the finest I've ever seen. I think we could all look up to a man like this, fight the… fight the bad guys" - The Leftenmost Window

"You'll be off. Not just off... You'll be off" - The Evil Make-A-Wish Kid

"Don't shut down these mines... because it's bad" - No! I Always Loved That Caravan

"If you cut off the head of a cube, then you have more surfaces of which you have to deal with later. A cube could become an octagon. An octagon could become a quadragon... But it matters not. What I just said didn’t matter." - Inside the Mysterious Cube

"I was born in this very... rrrroom! [...] And I used it to build... this whole shop" - The Meringue Haberdashery

A few Patreon quotes under the cut:

"Too far one way, you cause destruction. Too far the other way... then it's just really boring" - The Bamboozler of Notre Dame

"If you get me: some orange peels" "yep" "some ginger" "yep" "uh- and some honey" "yeah" "I can make uh a ginger honey- tea" - AJ and Sam, in The Bitter Sweethearts Pt 1

"Figure out what's going on, I'm going out the other way. Right, peace" - The Bitter Sweethearts Pt 1

"The new throne- the new throne will come. ...yeah. - The Bitter Sweethearts Pt 1

[i-may-be-an-emu]

This made me laugh so hard

new draw the squad just dropped 😌

[fullset-o-lovers]

amanda is the “wine o’clock” to clarissa’s “live laugh love”

[vinnie-make-up-namey]

reminder to anybody who needs it:

not understanding every single reference every time DOES NOT make you any less of a fan

[minstix]

tiny The Bittersweethearts edition!!! I love them all so much AUGHHHH

[nickythehickey]

idk how to better explain this but the parents from tnutb call johnny and janae “boys” the same way my parents call me and my sister “girls” when they know im not cis

[runwhileyoucan]

So uh

Read right to left....

[sheepfromthehip]

Oh yeah I’ve heard of Mary’s lamb, I heard its fleece is the purest anyone’s ever seen. Like fr it’s white as snow

I now officially dislike that lamb

[murderous-beetroot]

Im going to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for mental health] suck the insides out of a snake.

It's a hollow snake now.

I'm going to wear it as a bow tie.

I am a Normal Human Man :)

[annabellesgun]

would it be too silly to write a fic where Alexa and Janusz from Ballet on the Battlefield manage to smuggle themselves out of Russia and into England to get rescued by Samantha and Egbert from The Leftenmost Window?

[phantombegruvia]

Sam to Luke for whatever reason

[ilikeasstrology]

i love this fandom so much i can see a sentence like "strong belb and 007 are so lego batman and joker coded" and go yeah that makes sense

[shootfromthesun]